#polite anon

[willgrahamscock]

They watch Cock.

They’ve been watching her for quite some time now, admir- assessing her.

They hate her.

Hate the way she styles her hair. Hate her smile and her laugh. Hate that they want to hold her hand-

They hate her. Hate hate hate her!

They watch as she sits at a table to eat her lunch with her friends, comfortable with the sometimes chaotic group.

They wonder if she looks even prettier up close.

One day, they make their move. They’re going to let her know they hate her!

But before that, they want to be sure that her pronouns are really she/her.. They don’t want to be disrespectful- Well, they want to be disrespectful! Just… not in that way..

They leave a note at her usual table and leave.

The next day, when they see that Cock left some words scribbled on the post-it, they hold their breath.

They let it out when they realize that they got her pronouns right.

After that, they take a few hours to gather their courage, before leaving another note at the table and leaving.

Only when they’re at their house do they realize they.. didn’t express their hate in that second note.

Nervously, they go back at the table, secretly hoping Cock had hadn’t seen that note.

Their heart thundering, they peek at the note, their breath stuttering. Three small words, written in her pretty handwriting change… everything.

‘Take your time’

They don’t realize that as they leave, note tucked next to their heart, that Cock managed, without even seeing them, to put a smile on their face.

-🖋️

Did you just write an enemies to lovers fanfic about me and my polite anon hater? You’re all batshit on this website …. *blushing and kicking my feet*

[snackssaviour]

Hiya Bonnie, hope the chef cooker of the party is doing well.

Seeing as you're the... well, cook for the party, you've probably made a good amount of dishes for yourself and the others. With that in mind, has there been a dish you've made that you hadn't before this that you took a liking to?

That's all for this ask, I mainly wanted to make sure everyone in the party got at least one for fairness. Hopefully the rest of your and the gang's adventure goes well.

A Polite Anon

[yuri-is-online]

Hello miss yuri! Good day to you~ if it's not a bother to you can i express my woes of fighting to get zenji's card? Im in utter dismay because he refuse to come home even in 110 pulls... I've been eagerly waiting for this card to rerun. Though I can reach the pity suddenly i feel like i dont want to pull for it anymore then a thought plagued me, it tells to just wait till the card that i have to rerun and pull that instead. But on the other side i think I've pull until that far why didn't I continue to pull until i get it? didn't I've been saving all this time just for collecting for my sole chosen ghoul that is zenji? Then my thought cycle again to the first thought again and again...

decision decision

.....

.....

I've always choose a bad decission

Miss yuri what advice can you give to this miserable one if you don't mind?

pardon me for this long ask.

May you have a nice day miss yuri!

My dear polite anon I'm so sorry ;-; gacha is bad for your health and tkbd's rates are especially horrific.

The only real advice I have to offer, and this goes for any gacha not just Tokyo Debunker, is to remember that failing to secure a specific character isn't a reflection on thr character, it's the fault of the predatory system that the game is designed around.

If rolling for a specific character keeps you happy then that's all that really matters, not meta or anything like that. Even really difficult games like fgo have their people determined to beat them with subpar units (Hans Christian Memersen u will always be famous to me) there's no such thing as a wrong decision when the only person involved in it is you. It's also OK to cry and feel frustrated when you don't get what you want, it's not silly to like a specific character and want their card.

I must say polite anon you do have very good taste in ghouls, and I'm sure Zenji feels like the luckiest fella ever to know he has such a nice fan. He was simply too overwhelmed with happiness to come home properly, but then again he is a ghost so I'm sure he's snuck himself in and you just need to wait for Haku to renew his spell so you can see him again.

And I'll be wishing you all the luck in the world until that's the case!

[vox-tv-demon]

Hello! Do you mind if I stab you? :3

- polite anon

Since you asked so nicely... Go ahead!

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Do you still have a discord server? I’d very much like to join. If not that’s okay.

-polite anon

Here’s the invite to the anon server 

https://discord.gg/zdWE7hDKeF

[faeriesuns]

Hello how are you? How was your week?

Hiii ♡ im doing okay right now, I'm laying and bed and it's storming just hangin out. My week has been eh, slow and I've been pretty depressed. We have had a lot of storms and heavy wind this past week and pur power has gone out 3 times now, all for around 7 to 10 hours. It's a pain, honestly, but it does show that I'm on my phone wayyyy to long these days.

I'll need to work on it :) I also ordered a dress from Amazon but it's going to take 2 weeks to arrive :/

How are you doing? Did you have a good week? Any plans for the weekend? Mine fell through so I'm a bit sulky about it honestly

[the-king-of-poland]

Hello, I really like your blog!

Where are you from?

Awww thanks!! I'm from New England but I moved a bit further down the East Coast a year ago.

[stealingpotatoes]

OMIGOSH YOU LIKE ATLA???

i have been starved of this knowledge for far too long.

yes i do! here's some gaang to make up for your starvation <3

[lesamis]

If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!

ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!

i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.

however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.

the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!

for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.

and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -

the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.

so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.

on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.

so that's why it's funny.

[insertdisc5]

Hi again, I hope this ask finds you well as well. I have another question I'd like to ask, if you'll allow me. We know Siffrin's favorite food, and we know 3 of Bonnie's, but how about Isa's, Odile's, or Mira's? Sorry if this has already been answered, but I figured I'd ask to satisfy this other curiosity I had. Also, thank you for the kind words on the prior ask. I like to be polite as possible when asking questions online - anonymously or not - even to the detriment of a word/character limit.

anon I usually don't answer "whats everyones favorite [blank]" questions because i do believe it is the fans' turn in coming up with things. All the stuff i thought was important enough to come up with is already in the game and i dont care about the rest. but once again your good manners have bewitched me. Just this once I will make up something, on the spot, just for you.

I think odile likes, like, urchin sushi. I forget the name. Or maybe it's too reductive, to think shed like something i see as a little high brow. Maybe she likes a nice good homemade omurice. She has learned the good things are the easy things.

Isabeau i see as loving ratatouille. Like maybe ratatouille made by an adult when he was a child. Maybe the parents of a friend. Literal ratatouille movie man.

Mirabelle would like. Hm. I see her loving something that would surprise everyone. Maybe foie gras. And everyone would be like "DONT YOU KNOW HOW FOIE GRAS IS MADE" and shed be like yes... 😔... I only eat it during the winter holidays... I'm so sorry for liking foie gras. Or maybe vaugarde is even closer to fantasy france than I think and she eats it happily because it's fantasy france while odile and siffrin are like FOIE GRAS IS MADE HOW? yeah. you know I like a good culture shock

[willgrahamscock]

Me patiently waiting for the polite anon to send their hate so I can continue my silly little fanfic : 😀

-🖋️

Polite anon hater, we have fans you can’t just disappear. We have an official RPF. I miss you.

I’m sitting here like an abandoned dog

[snackssaviour]

Heya again Bonnie, hope you're spirits have stayed pretty high.

Got another question for you, and it's one I've asked the others beforehand: If you had to choose a weapon to use for combat other than your normal one - in this case, your frying pan (which I hope you clean after bashing sadnesses with before you cook, I'd like to add.) -what would it be and why? I've gotten the others' answers, so you're the last one to check off of the "hypothetical weapon choice" list as it were. Can't just leave someone out of a crew-wide survey, ya get me?

That'll be all for my ask this time, hope all goes well for the lot of you, and best of luck on all of the dishes you'll be making in your future.

A Polite Anon

[pokeberry5]

If you are still taking requests, may I please inquire if I could have a drawing of Jason and Tim working together as a team, please?

this probably isnt exactly what you had in mind, but i think that red robin and batboy from that one death in the family movie ending are so precious

the cowl in question:

bonus:

[himboskywalker]

fucking insane to be posting anti fascism and leftist political posts and then it turns out your one of those master padawan pedophile freaks.disgusting pervert

“Italian fascism pursued what it called "moral hygiene" of youth, particularly regarding sexuality.[280] Fascist Italy promoted what it considered normal sexual behaviour in youth while denouncing what it considered deviant sexual behaviour.[280] It condemned pornography, most forms of birth control and contraceptive devices (with the exception of the condom), homosexuality and prostitution as deviant sexual behaviour, although enforcement of laws opposed to such practices was erratic and authorities often turned a blind eye.[280] Fascist Italy regarded the promotion of male sexual excitation before puberty as the cause of criminality amongst male youth, declared homosexuality a social disease…”

Baby girl I can see that you’re new here so I’m gonna say this real slow and loud so it’s easy to understand. Your policing and moralizing of other people’s fictional interests is in itself a tenant of fascism. Just because what I write about two fictional characters that don’t exist disgusts you,does not make me a pedophile nor does it make me a bad person. Here’s a reading rec list for you that might be helpful.

The Plague of Fantasies-Slavoj Žižek

Public Sex:The Culture of Radical Sex-Pat Califia

Why are people into that? A cultural investigation of kink-Tina Horn

Dubcon-Milena Popova

Also maybe get laid? The only kind of person I can imagine checking out my blog from an Andor post and then getting that mad over someone else’s fanfiction is someone who desperately needs an orgasm lmao

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[bunnyboy-juice]

NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???