#anonbox

[fartofthesunrise]

Pictures of black midi in their early 20s: guys from the robotics team in high school having one last meet up before they all go to different schools for computer engineering

Pictures of king gizzard in their early 20s: sweaty half naked dudes either beating the fuck out of each other in the middle of nowhere or crawling around a dingy basement party

More reserved guys. Probably roleplayed during their free time at lunch in a high school. Probably got bullied by peers. Cool dudes

The cunts. Knows everyone and everyone knows them. Smoked weed during lunch. Would also fight each other during lunch. Probably bullied black midi. Also pretty cool

[anonymousegeek]

i give you a casserole like a neighbor in the eighties to bribe you into letting me borrow your lawnmower because mine is broken in a ditch somewhere (very long story)

Ok bro here's my lawnmower

[nerice]

DO you have hair pics from the metallic pink era? Sounds divine!

(speedruns my ask backlog) i unfortunately don't!!!!!! :(( was notoriously camera shy during my teens due to all the. self harm lmao & this was pre-smartphones (well. 2010 but i was poor) but if you want 2 recreate the look i can tell you the secret recipe: be 14 with no idea how tf hair dye works. have a friend slap (1) package of regular blond on ur dark hair that needs at least 3 for its length and then use the metallic pink (might have been more metallic red, actually, given the time) this is nothing. looks like shit. have ur mom freak tf out about it and try to salvage it by just slapping two more packs of the metallic dye over the mess you made. THIS SUDDENLY BECOMES THE HOTTEST LOOK YOU'LL EVER HAVE bc due to the weird half-taken blond on top it turned into this absolutely sick light-to dark redpink gradient. i tried to recreate it a year later when it had grown out a little but it never looked as nice as that happy accident. it did get me into a longterm relationship tho so absolutely worth lol

[mintgki]

Bestie you good u haven’t posted in awhile? (Genuinely asking if you’re okay)

hey chat….

im good I promise😭😭 It hass been a while and I can’t guarantee when I’ll be back and posting again😰😰 But I do wanna at least finish Off Guard before i randomly vanish off the platform

DONT GIVE UP ON ME😍😍😍

[demystifiedstardust]

Mailbox question

Untagged for now.

I turned off anons to curb harassment a while ago. Since some time has passed and I'm no longer posting in the alt//erhuman tags directly, I'm wondering if there's any demand for it to come back.

If there is, I could reopen the box for a time.

I miss it a little, the surprise and delight of getting a calm anon. Opening the box at intervals could be a compromise.

[transmascsonicthehedgehog]

anonbox has been crazy today so I'm taking the chance to finally say I think Shadow isn't attracted to women !!!!

[ahno-nimus]

A AQUIRED ANFORMATION: AHNO ACCEPTS ANONYMOUS ABNORMALS?

Humh. Well I like your style, kid, so I'll tolerate the occasional intrusion. (And I have run anonbox campaigns of strangeness in my past so I'm not going to hop up your ass about it.)

[the-6th-harbringer]

you have crazy anons. i'm just a dave. also i have too much free time.

-dave

// well there was a married couple in cyrille's anonbox the other day //

// but u get to be the DAVE from the cyscara rabbit hole <3 //

[icharchivist]

Okay, but what if we get all three of them at the same time - *dies of Flashpoint Trajectory*

we upgraded the conversation into talking about foursome know. we're doing well on the anonbox i see.

[mezmer]

only with one 'i', im reclaiming it like soft-a nigga for white women

me when I get b words and n words i. my anonbox <\\3

[fartofthesunrise]

SIX WAY KING GIZZARD BARE KNUCKLE CAGE MATCH WHICH KINGGIZZARD EMERGES VICTORIOUS

[anonymousegeek]

the way I spell famous has been forever tainted by reading books about detective mice when I was younger I always misspell it as famouse

Ah yes, famouse! Add that to the book of mouse pins alongside anonymouse and mousequerade

[nerice]

Had the weirdest dream about your universe/OCs/idek!!!!!

Somehow me n my partner found a giant egg in the woods. And in this dream I knew all about ur OCs and in my mind I was instantly like „THAT‘S NOAH IN THIS EGG OMG!“. But I could not talk about my knowledge since I was under some kind of spell. Yeah. We took that egg home.

That’s when it got rlly weird lol.

You (in the sense of you running this blog) appeared and knocked on our apartment door. You were dressed like an old druid and were like „I live here now“. And me n my partner were like „weird but okay“. Once again I knew everything and was like „!!!! That‘s Elia!!!! They want to make sure we take care of the egg and protect it!!!!“ but I still couldn’t say something due to the spell. And you made sure to be rlly vage with what you said to us since you also couldn’t drop the entire lore on us due to a spell you were under. And I tried to be like „!!!! My guy!!!! I know everything!!!!“ but it didn’t work.

Then there was this evil cooperation(TM) that somehow found out we found the egg. And they wanted the egg too to turn Noah into a weapon to use against the current ruler of the planet. So you gave us the mission to break into the cooperation‘s HQ and destroy it so that they would stay away and not hurt the egg. My partner n I made it into HQ and found the control room. And right before we pressed the „destruction button“ I woke up.

Hope this silly dream made you smile and you have a speedy recovery <3

noah is EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking wild that you're dreaming abt my ocs i need some of whatever juice you're having <33

also you will be delighted to learn that i do have this au!!!!! kind of. amorphous immortality research setting nickname code:metallia which is so ancient it doesn't even have a tag (it was huge in 2010-14 me's brain from before i oc dumped on here lol) can't overshare bc rsi typing restrictions but the basic setup is. alternate reality where true rulers don't exist and the nerice research team tm is trying to make their own gods. the original plot of it was very tide family centric (jumie gets fridged at the start for once lol) and most of the other immortal-adjacent ocs are in some way being used or created in the process of this research. i haven't actively worked on it since 2014 though and that was pre-moon lore overhaul so i can't say much more abt it here & now :x

// nd smol recovery update before i void again >>

it's going (slow) but it's Going. wld be faster if i didnt aggravate my body all the time w/ ill-advised writing or the shittiest sketches known to man but if i don't [ocs] i die u_u im leaving two unrelated fun facts on this post which is a) the secret eliada lore corner finally has a tag >:3 and b) i am working on an improved oc site (read: 3 sentences a day. agony) but maybe i can share it eventually even if i'm not actively here! i'm only ~ca 7% done though so this is a "hopefully before 2025" type eta gmfkmg. if nothing else i will be here in late june 2 document my elden ring sote madness o7

[mintgki]

BESTIE DID YOU SEE THE NEW HONGJOONG CONCEPT PHOTOS??? THE FENCER ONES????

I DID IM GOING TO CRY THEY MUSTVE READ OFG BC NO WAY. I AM USING THESE IN THE CANON FIC IDC IF IT LOOKS OUT OF PLACE THE TIMING IS TOO GOOODDDD

mingi and wooyoubg look ssoo.. good…. hongjoobgs piercing…..

[milf--adjacent]

In that terrible interaction today, I compared the rhetoric of a transmisogynist to that of an anti-anti-racist. They turned around and said "Omg did you compare [third thing] to racism?!" They compared the third thing to racism, not me, but that hasn't stopped the anti-transmisandry brigade from filling up my anonbox with some frankly nasty hate.

Individual B saying "Oh my god! Did [Individual A] just say that [hurtful action Individual B is trying to downplay] is literally the same as racism?!" is, in fact, *NOT* the same as Individual A comparing that action to racism.

[floatalongfillyourlungs]

Why are they always wearing those little ass shorts