#Dumbassery Hour

[anonymousegeek]

the way I spell famous has been forever tainted by reading books about detective mice when I was younger I always misspell it as famouse

Ah yes, famouse! Add that to the book of mouse pins alongside anonymouse and mousequerade

[movementsofmylife]

this particular scene (and all the others like it that he pulls off) is why i will have to watch every single thing that war wanarat is in for the rest of my life:

like goddamn that fucking heart broken face at being asked to forgive him, knowing how much he hurt you and that you love him and will forgive him despite it all in the end. and then ending on let me think about it because you can't quite get yourself to verbalize any of this, to let the hurt go just yet.

i did not expect messy engineering bl i started just to have more yinwar b.w jack and joker to hurt me this bad.

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

my phone is *really* starting to crap out on me and I'm about to leave on holiday, which is not ideal... but I also really don't want to run around a metropolis as a tourist with a brand new phone. the one value my ancient iPhone brings at this point is the satisfaction that, if it got stolen or robbed off me, it wouldn't bring anyone much joy

[number1villainstan]

Chrono and nemoto for the character duo thing? I feel like their either at eachothers throats or are teaming up to rip someone up to shreds verbally amd there is no in between

oh you are absolutely right. they HATE each other but they hate stupid people more

they're fucking hilarious actually. they both get sooooo jealous over chisaki. nemoto complains about something and kurono immediately hypes it up just to annoy him. chisaki can't put them together on missions because they might end up sabotaging it to make the other look bad. but if someone insults chisaki, or they manage to agree on something, god help whoever managed to piss both of them off.

chisaki desperately wants them to get along because they're two of his closest friends confidants and because their rivalry is seriously affecting the rest of the expendables (and chisaki is also an expendable) but he doesn't know how to get them to stop arguing. sometimes setsuno or rappa says something to deliberately set them off (to the eternal exasperation of tengai, hojo, irinaka, and/or katsukame)

[autogeneity]

had to change my pc timezone to debug some date issues and the mindfucking effects are truly profound, idk how you people live like this

[auduux]

At the face of death, Xara learns how to forgive.

Follows the mcsm s3 timeline (of which there currently is none) but is not related to canon. This is a oneshot diverged from canon.

Also not that well written but ignore that

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"Xara...i'm sorry." Romeo said, looking up at the other admin. It was the first time she's heard him apologize, actually apologize.

"...What?" She asked, eyes narowing, expression hardening. Why was he apologizing? Why now?

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. I'm sorry for Fred. I'm sorry about the bedrock. I'm sorry about your--our people. I'm...sorry." He answered, looking down. He looked defeated, much like herself.

"I-i know it won't do anything, but I can't die without saying sorry. So..." He continued, now trembling. Tears were welling in his eyes. She couldn't remember the last time she'd seen him cry.

"..."

"I forgive you." Xara said, grabbing his hand, smiling. There was no point in dying while holding onto her resentment.

[thecherrygod]

jean, once kim transfers to the 41, is like when you have a group of three girls who are friends but two of them are best friends and the third one is almost third wheeling and clearly aware but unsure of what to do about it and resigned to maybe just leave it as it is

[ghostzzy]

ok im normal now

[merry-death]

about to do something profoundly stupid. wish me luck

[frenziedslashers]

Shoutout to the guy I met at a rock festival that I gave my Instagram because he liked my art. He viewed my story and saw my unhinged TWD side. This is why I stay crazy here

[thatstupidlozfanacrossthestreet2]

🫘

As you can see, the 🫘 is a source beyond our control.

Link, gather the army! We have a force even greater than Ganon and Demise writhing the Kingdom of Hyrule! Hurry! It’s approaching fast! Though it does seem like it would be good on toast…?

ZELDA, ARE YOU CRAZY?! You’re letting your Britishness get to your head! Leave the 🫘 off toast! It is evil!

Sure, Link, but the 🫘 seem as though it would be absolutely remarkable on toast for breakfast!

Princess, what the fu-

[tvrningout-a]

i'm home and watching a lil halloween movie with my mom, and then i'll attempt some writing <3 i'll be lurking in the meantime!

[pondslime]

just remembered that I could rewatch my favorite media for the 329832198937th time (56 dead, 104 injured)

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

I just got on the wrong train and the porn bots are now sending videos on asks???

my day was going so well!

[ravensilversea]

Not sure what I'm more surprised by: The fact I didn't assume the game would introduce me to Snapmaws by giving me 4 to fight at once or the fact I somehow won without dying once

Actually, technically I won without dying twice because I was the dumbass who went, "Well since I'm here, might as well clear out that corruption zone" (honestly I think my least favorite machine might be Longlegs) and I respawned back on the stupid island with 3/4 alligators from hell looking for round 2

[enchantingruinscandy]

i hate when my own posts are the only ones on my dash