#anon is *extremely* on

[enniewritesathing]

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[biggothbelly]

Quickly blowing up like a balloon 🎈 the scale inches closer to 280…. 279.8… we can all thank the 12 pack of Very high calorie Boost I chugged in a few short days. I could really feel it today. My belly bigger and wider… feeling the weight of my gut pulling down on my back. Growing a heavier and slower waddle…. I could barely handle heaving this gut around today. The stairs were my enemy omg. Yet I want to be even bigger.. 300 pounds is getting closer and closer. Most people have a New Year’s resolution of losing weight meanwhile I want my belly to balloon.

[markscherz]

You are everything I aspire to be

If parenting has taught me anything, it is the importance of getting down on your hands and knees and teaching not just facts, but love and enthusiasm for the natural world.

This is my son Q and me. I have dozens of photos like this by now, even though he is just two years old.

Every chance I get, I will kneel down with him and show him the little creatures all around us. Especially when they are frogs. He loves frogs for some reason. No idea why.

It is important that we all see this together. It is beautiful. It is magnificent. We are here. It is improbable to the highest degree. It is fleeting, but it is everything we get. And we can get so, so much of it. If we just get our faces into it and really absorb it.

So that's what l'm trying to do here, I guess. Get all of you to join me in the reeds. And I am so happy to have so many of you along for the journey.

[paradoxbeta]

your art style is kind of how i imagine mordecai from regular show would draw

[muraseclinic]

“i’m gonna hold my toy after i break it” blahblahblah

what about a toy holding YOU after you break it .ᐣ like what if i just want to absolutely ruin the thing, have it bleeding and shaking and crying, and it wants to hold me .ᐣ it just wants to be close to me and spoon me and hold me and push its face in my neck and it wants to pretend i love like how a person loves a person and not how an owner loves its dog.

[safe-from-sharp-teeth]

What do you think of robotic/cyborg preds?

-🍒🥧

Pros:

Very well protected, I love preds with armored exteriors

Could utilize some INSANE anatomy. How would the throat work? I don't even know but it would be awesome.

AIR CONDITIONED STOMACH?????????

Cons:

Being on the inside of a machine sounds like a bit of a death trap (I love danger)

If the stomach is made of metal, you will bonk your head a LOT

[patrothestupid]

Woe, pharaoh's curse be upon ye.

[deoidesign]

Wearing your boyfriend's jacket

[blindmagdalena]

imagining the premise of homelander being like 'i want someone to know the REAL me OUTSIDE of homelander (even though he has nothing but this persona but shhhh)' and joins one of those anonymous dating apps and the first time him and reader meet he's trying soooo hard to be incognito (like he saw in the movies, cap, glasses and dressed in all black, the full deal) but the reader is still able to recognize him because he's. quite literally everywhere. and they have an awkward but nice first date where by the end of it he's like 'i have a secret to tell you. i'm homelander.' and the reader going 'yeah i kinda guessed... sorry.' '...oh. so the second date will be next week, right?' 'yeah.' 'perfect.'

anon i'm OBSESSED with the mental image you've created. the reader just kinda staring as they realize he really thinks he's Completely Unrecognizable. which is... objectively adorable. he's really evasive about a lot of very mundane questions and small talk.

"So, do you have family in the area?"

"Uh, yeah. Yeah! It's like a... a co-living situation. They're my team, they're like my family."

"Oh, right, right, that's cool. You all work together?"

"Well, I mean, I'm like... the leader. Their leader. I'm the captain, but we sort of, uh, do our own thing."

like man c'mon 😭

[crystallizsch]

Well, with them swapped, just pick Jamil up and rub his belly or pet his head. Sure, that will calm him down

Poor Jamil embarrassed he's starting to act like a cat

jamil enjoys hates it 😾

[oceanwithouthermoon]

I like your saiteru posts but I can't shake the idea that Teruhashi only loves the idea of Saiki and not actually Saiki, especially since she hated when he gave her a glimpse of himself when he was competitive during their date.

ive seen this take floating around a few times, this whole "teruhashis mental image of saiki is wrong" "teruhashi wouldnt love him if she got to know him" "teruhashi hated any time she saw his REAL personality" and i just dont get it because like...

this scene?? the scene where hes being inconsiderate, rude, not taking her feelings into account, making her play games she doesnt even want to play, acting like a gooner, etc? THIS is the scene you thought was him showing her a glimpse of what hes really like??? where did you get that from?/genq

hes competitive, yeah, but this… isnt being competitive, its just being an asshole. thats not what hes like when hes trying to win. him wanting to win games and show off with his powers is not equivalent to being an inconsiderate tryhard who wants to make everyone do what he wants with no thought to what they want…

but youre ALSOOOOO forgetting that she actually did end up being like… “hehe i still wuv him 😚” after this…

so.. on THAT note, i need everyone to pay really really close attention to what im about to say…

she loves him when hes rude, inconsiderate, pushy, competitive…

she loves him when hes open, popular, kind, powerful, reading her mind…

she loves him when hes gloomy, monotone, boring, quiet…

she loves him when hes a GIRL.

so why is the conclusion here “she wouldnt love him for the real him”? the logical conclusion here seems to be “she would love him no matter what”

WHAT ABOUT THAT DOESNT SCREAM “LOVE”?

and regarding her "only loving his persona the same way people only love teruhashis", i think everything above disproves that anyway but i have to go more into it because not only have you misunderstood me but this also implies you think none of saiki and teruhashis friends truly love them at all 😭

saikis quiet, boring self isnt completely not him. its still him, just a different side of him than you might be used to as a viewer. you guys have to understand that although, yes, he is masking and putting up a front, that doesnt mean EVERY part of him that people see is fake 😭 its the same with teruhashi, she doesnt have a single tangible "true" self entirely on the inside and a single tangible "fake" self entirely on the outside, its NOT completely black and white! PEOPLE arent completely black and white!

youre forgetting that me saying those guys (the kokomins and all those gross ew men) dont love her because they dont know and see her was accompanied by a picture of them literally asking her to continue validating them immediately after she woke up from passing out 😭 they quite literally dont love or care about her, not even about her image, they just like the idea of her image and want her to make them feel good. the whole "nobody sees and knows and loves her" doesnt apply in the same way to yumehara and their other friends, they may not truly see her with the same depth that saiki does but that doesnt mean their care for her is fake, because they DONT care more about her image than just her and being in her company even if they do still see the parts of her that ARE fake.

you cant just take the idea that they fake a lot of themselves around others and morph that into "every single thing people see of them is fake and every single thing they dont see is an accurate representation of their true selves", it just doesnt work like that 😭 regardless of saikis power and silliness and sweetness and competitiveness, hes still a quiet guy with a gloomy face. and regardless of teruhashis cuntiness (lol) and competitiveness and obsessiveness and silliness, shes still a sweet girl who enjoys making people happy. they can be BOTH and thats okay!

this misunderstanding is like youre hearing someones thoughts and thinking "oh what a blunt person" like well... no because not everything in your head defines your personality or is something youd ever want or need to say aloud. everyone thinks crazy things, had wrong initial impressions, etc, do you see my point?? am i getting this across properly??? saiki still enjoys sitting in his house and doing nothing but eating coffee jelly and playing video games and teruhashi still enjoys when she makes people happy, those things arent fake just because they contribute to their fake personas... saiki also would not have been singing and doing standup or whatever the hell people are convinced he wouldve been doing at the mixer with someone hes "more comfortable" with, he doesnt do that shit around anyone 😭 not around his family and not around the psychickers, so im not sure where people got the idea that her thinking he would sit there and do nothing was her not understanding him or that the way he was making the guys act was how he truly wants to act 😭 he can sing and crack jokes but he never has around anyone so we dont know if thats what he wants to do, i dont even remember him making jokes aloud to the psychickers other than being a little sassy ☠️ the most i remember is him making short silly jokes to tease his dad or toritsuka... you guys just assume that hes the type of guy to stand up and sing and yell and make everyone roll over laughing because idk... maybe you cant stand the idea that your fav might not be a sexy loud confident alpha male and might actually be a little guy who loves video games and watching people and being a little brat on occasion ☠️

i feel like this take is just you guys taking both their insecurities SUPER seriously, because what else could be making you think that ANYONE who doesnt know about his powers doesnt truly love or care for saiki??

anyway... it clearly just doesnt matter to her how he acts because she just loves him and enjoys his company no matter what. thats love.

[peachphernalia]

mmm yes soulwhole

soulwhole :-]

[seenfull]

If you keep drawing ronnie bigger I wonder how big he’s gonna end up??? 👀👀👀👀 what’s the fattest you’d be comfortable drawing him?

Nothing drastic, for now >:)

[beescake]

Did you used to draw Gorillaz fanart? Your style reeks of it

o i JUMPED

[sludgevomit]

Every single cell and molecule that forms your body must belong to me. Every inch of your being will become my property. Your brain transfixed on my entire existence. I am the reason why you breathe. The only reason why you live is to please me. Be loyal to me. Live only for me. Bleed for me. Kill for me. Abuse yourself for me. Have yourself ready to be groped and assaulted whenever I please.

Everything about you will become mine.