#anon im not mad 😂

[goalsyoudontake]

"if i say who i think actually made that happened people arent going to like it"

I'm so curious 👀👀👀. Would you be willing to share?

Oh god lol

I got an ask about this yesterday when I put that on the tags but I was taking my dad to physical rehab and then we got home and I was going to watch the game and two of my mum's friends appeared out of nowhere with food and wine so I ended up not even watching 😭

But ANYWAY I actually said it before a few days ago and I said it again just now on something I reblogged.

I seriously think it was the internet fans (read this as certain hockey fans or Matthew's ex fans or fans of other guys that somehow think their guy is the only morally unpolluted person in hockey) that were already mad at the WH visit that jumped to the absurd conclusion of it being about the anthems and made that conclusion take off both here (here it doesn't matter) and on twitter (where it clearly took off despite it being absurd) and it went from their mouths to maga ears and OF COURSE they were going to take it and run with it because if there's something the conservatives in the US are doing very seriously is trying to run the internet.

So yea, I think, the "calling out" crowd "called out" too close to the sun in a way that allowed the tournament to be kidnapped by the worse people. Thankfully team Canada won, so at least that couldn't go on.

[landoughnut]

My Woman

♡ masterlist - request - emoji anons

♡ pairing - max verstappen x fem!reader (fc - cindy kimberly)

♡ summary - max fighting with people thirsting in his girlfriends comments

♡ warnings - horny/simp max, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | i actually love writing these ones but ive gotta learn how to do the other types of smau's people make with twitter and stuff ahahahaha

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[chris-prank]

Hello Hello!!

Imagine this, Dr Seraph is late to a meeting!! Unlike him (for the most part) and everyone is looking for him. But, in reality, Dr Seraph is being teased n riding hero darling in a closet. Crying and trying not to moan too loud but he ends up being a lil too loud,, (GN hero darling <3)

(My previous ask was pounding into the bbg and im cooking a LOT more situations w him so, can i be pound town anon :3, if i cant, if possible, can I be 🌊 anon ? Tyty!!)

I am literally obsessed with this man.

CW: NSW, semi public sex

This is a fictional story for entertainment purposes, I do not promote public sex in places where it is not allowed/consented to

I changed some details in the situation because as imaginative as I can be, I can’t think of one hundred different ways to write about Dr. Seraph riding the reader's dick/strap 😅

To answer your question, you can totally be pound town anon! I found it very funny 😂

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At the sound of footsteps and of voices shouting, just outside the closet, you immobilized the man bouncing on your cock.

“You said no one would come here today!”

“I sw-swear I… Unnf thought they had…” He posed to swallow the spit that had accumulated in his mouth, “O-Oh no, Nng… I think I-I was supposed to go a—at the meeting t-too…”

Vincent was so excited when you came by in the early hours of the morning, that he mixed up the dates of the assemblies on his calendar. Technically, it was your fault, because you were the one that made him a forgetful mess just by being in his vicinity. He still needed to resolve this situation though, he could blame you later. So in a panic, he placed both of his hands on your thighs, using you as support to lift himself up. He didn’t even think of the deplorable state he was in with his untied hair, crooked glasses and messed uniform.

“No, don't move! Someone might walk in!” You half whispered, half yelled as you pulled him down on your length again.

The mad scientist couldn’t hold back the moan that escaped his lips as your tip roughly hit his prostate. His whole body quivered, especially his cock, before he released all the tension that had been building inside him. His sperm shot forward, coating his legs and the door with salty liquid. With surprising reflex, you smacked your hand over his mouth as a desperate attempt to muffle the noise. In your rush, you accidentally pushed two of your fingers into his mouth. Vincent, who seemed unbothered despite everything happening, eagerly lapped at the digits.

You stopped breathing when the door of the laboratory open, they must have heard him. Meanwhile, Vincent kept whimpering and moaning happily, but they sounded more like strangled noises now. You couldn't see him in the position you were both in, but you knew he must have had a blissful look plastered on his face. You weren’t in the mood to tease him for cumming in a moment like this, being too stressed over the knowledge of being discovered by one of Fatalité’s henchmen. But you were going to let Dr. Seraph go easy. You were going to use this little incident to make him flustered in the future.

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I hope you liked my take on your idea!

[eternadreeblissa]

Dude im rolling over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Its so funny they asked someone else, at least it was a close friend than a complete stranger 😂😂😂😂😂

Anon is so lucky i dont get mad that easily 🤣🤣🤣🤣

NO FR WHAT IN THE HECK BAHAHAHHSJDBSKDVKS

But for anon's sakes. The requests depends guys 👍 i dont have guidelines yet, just not steamy spicy sexy stuff yet hahahaha but i can do yandere, maybe a bit or body horror.. a little? I'll tell u guys when u ask ksgskvsksbahah

Who’s Ava’s favorite LU hero? What does she like about them? Can we get more fanart??

What other fandoms do you draw for?

They're magical for sure ;DD

As for fandoms I draw for or made stories with Ava in them: Boboiboy, Danny Phantom, Ben 10, Reincarnated as a slime, Tokyo Revengers, Blue Lock... Idk abt Windbreaker yet cuz I havent solidified anything 🥲🥹 But I have stories! They just havent been made into comic form yet and even less fan art—

But I made theeessseeeeeee!

Theyre all sickly in love <33

@gliphyartfan @cheruberri

[charmedreincarnation]

Ya bitch got into the void state

Champagne anon here and your mf girlll got in the mf void state and manifested her dream life. This happened a week ago, and I’ve been chilling but I do wanna share my story to help others. Gotta give Thanks to Maya, and so many other bloggers and even anon. Y’all hoes will forever be in my heart, and I’m forever grateful 🥹 also Maya girl you told me when I succeed to get into detail and I got nothing to do for the next two hours so imaaa just share it all here in detail.

I also wanna especially thank all the black creators on tumblr!! I didn’t know there were so many of us using the law. It always seems the world is so against us, and there’s nothing we can do abt it but nahhhh!! we can all live our best melanated lives regardless. Periodt, as we should it’s about goddamned time after everything we’ve been though 😂

Anyways!!!! after reading this: https://www.tumblr.com/charmedreincarnation/717864613626134528/im-your-bubble-anon-but-i-made-this-burner-to success story yesterday I got hella motivated. I read that shit and I thought I posted it on accident because it was everything I had been through, and had been thinking anyways. That anon ate your tumblr habits btw. If y’all haven’t seen my good sis’s sucess post go check that shut out rn, On god it will help.

At the end that anon (my mf dawg 🙏) included that they manifested for everyone. Now ion know if that shit actually work tbh. I’ve seen people say you can and can’t, but tbh the vibes were too high for me to doubt. I was like ight, okay fuck it, ima leave my dream life. Whether it me, that anon, or the devil himself ion give a fuck.

So that’s whatssss a bitch did!!! I just affirmed all day it was very fulfilling. People who hate on affirming are mad corny. I can’t lie that shit works hella fast even if you don’t believe it. Idk if that anon’s void manifesting helped or what but I didn’t do much and after 3 months of trying I entered the damn void state. I’m mad I thought I had to be on some ghandi shit to do this (no hate to him hes da man) but you rlly don’t y’all. BUT LEMME TALK MY SHIT ALL YOU NEED IS AFFIRMING AND PERSISTENCE.

Anyways I went go bed excited asl!! I wrote my script that was like 10 pages long I can’t lie I did the most… but it’s whateva. I woke up in the void state after waking up at 4 am or sum, and i was like oh shityyyt lemme manifest rq and skrttt out this hoe. So that’s what a mf did 😂😂

Anyways the part y’all’s is waiting for. This is what ya girl manifested

Desired face and body. I was in shock how all the details came to life. Y’all im a solid 100/10 it’s giving natural bbl and Aliyah. I swear to gahhh everywhere I go people be trying to peep. I’m not used to being treated like a fucking celeb everywhere I go, whole time it’s just my fat gyattttt

Being the hottest 16 yr old IT GIRL at my school, and having lucky girl syndrome. People call me a mini jayda wayda, but tbh I’m better than her now. No hoe is ever gonna cheat on meee like they did her…bye. She’s still gorgeous as fuck tho

Perfect school life. Your girl is set to be the Valedictorian when I graduate (my school has 4!) I’m also sophomore year President, captain of the basketball team, apart of some volunteer programs through my school, and so much more. My resume and college application is abt to be so fuckin fire in 2 years. As I should Columbia is a competitive ass school 😤😤 that aside everyone always tryna link, I got 3 guys fighting over me (whole damn love square), so many people tryna be my friends, teachers love me, and I excel in everything I do.

My Family being rich assss fuck. My dad got a Wikipedia now and his net worth is 22 million dollars. He owns a hedge fund company now, we love a man in finance 😍😍 AS HE FUCKING SHOULD. He got a material gurlll daughter. Two in fact now.

Fire ass crib. Bro it’s a 9 million dollar penthouse, perfect for ragers. I woke up here and my room is decorated to my personality, pintrest clothes all in my closet, I got an exotic pitbull and frenchie, and the house is just mad clean and fire, I’m obsessed with it. Rarely ever wanna leave now.

My mom not being strict. That bald headed ass hoe use to be mad annoying. Y’all know how Haitians are. Mad annoying as fuck and strict for no reason. Now I go out everyday and come home at midnight and no one gives a fuck. Everyone minds their own business as they should.

Having an older brother and younger sister. I was an only child, because I was a miracle baby bc my mom was infertile. Now she got 3 of us, so she can stop being only in my buisness. I’m just playin I love my mom regardless she’s just hella clingy. Anyways my brother is mad protective but also be wrestling mad aggressive for no damn reason. He gave me a bruise but it’s whateva Ima get my lick back. I also always wanted to be an older sister, bc I’d love to be a role model! My sister is 10 and adores me soo much it’s so adorable 🥹 lmfaooo, she’s mad spoiled by me and my mom but it is what it is.

Successful lip gloss business and being a successful drop shipper. Now you didn’t think a sista wasn’t gonna give herself a career just because I’m young right 🤨🤨 we’ll ya wrong. Ya girl is making 200k-400k a year. I barely even use my money cause I got an allowance from my parents… but still, financial literacy and wealth is so important to me especially as a black woman.

A pookie bae. Y’all know I wasn’t gonna deal with finding a loyal cute and funny guy in nyc. It’s like finding a needle in a haystack. Anyways I got me a fine ass boo. I just wrote down all the features I wanted in him like for exampleS finically secure so he can spoil me, handsome as fuck, tall, funny asl, kind, little clingy, deep raspy voice, nice hand, good hygiene and style,yanno yanooo !!! Plus some other shit and whewww the void did me so good. Nowww my boo bear is a lil cracker and I’ve never dated a white boy befuh but my am I surprised. I wake up everyday with some long ass appreciation texts and plans already made ! Y’all know I love me a dominant man who knows what he wants. He’s got some nice ass clothes, nice car and crib, made me a passenger princess and spoils me way too much. He doesn’t complain abt my mood swings and simps in the best way possible. Not to mention he’s fine afkkk he’s giving vinnie hacker. He’s also 6’1 and I’m 5’1 so that height difference is soooo hot I can’t lie I feel so so safe with him 🫣 I could go on all day but in short he’s more than perfect

+ so much more but this is what shocked me the most. Anyways I’ve been living like this for the past week and it just feel so natural. I keep forgetting I got into the void but whateva I’m the only who knows anyways. Anyways live yo best life and neva give upppp. I gotta go but I’ll probably eventually make a blog. My names angela so look out for it. I’m just mad lazy soo idk tho !!!

Angela out 🫡✌️

Girl this was so fun to read, I’m just as excited for you lmfao. I love seeing black women win, and thank you for sharing your methods! Enjoy your best life and come back if it resonates with your life bae !!!

[dollysturniolo]

i have so many people that dm me asking wtf i post about or ask me for the tea as i post some gossip sometimes and im anon for a reason im a huge secret and being a secret is fun , the sneaking around , the risks , when u get caught and the shocked face of ur friends , the way u know things others don't so u giggle when u read something insane about them, but u also wanna correct people if they presume something , or u wanna comment on things about ur person like "yeah i bought him that " or " yesh its cos i....." or u know what the inside jokes are and u wish u could say , or its about the people u both know and again u wanna say "yeah i was therr and this happened......." and again u wanna correct people being a secret is honestly so fun but I also wanna cry and scream "..... is mine " and I can't, not cos he doesn't want me to but because my dumb ass signed an NDA without reading it and without a lawyer 😂 I'm so happy I wouldn't change him for the world and i wouldn't change the others it's with for the world but I wish i could be open I wish I didn't have to hide or keep quiet incase I'm seen or heard even if I was public it still wouldn't end well people would lose their minds and i would probably get alot of hate , u know what im probably gonna delete this to if it gets to much attention I've been so messy on here even he and the others had to make accounts to keep an eye on me , they aren't mad not even a lil bit , they find it funny to 😂 but as much as I wish people would figure it out I know if they did it would probably ruin it anyway 😕so for now I'm a secret and I'm gonna have fun with that as much as i can if u figure out who i post about or what im talking about message me privately I'll happily tell the truth if u can keep a secret to 😉❤️

[shortmomma1993]

IM BACK FROM THE DEAD!! RUDE TO Sic, you're sexy wife on me. JUST RUDE!! Ok, I've tried money and meanness. NOW IM GONNA TRY FOOD!! *has food and gives it to Ayuda* all you favoirtes!! CAN WE GETT MARRIED NOW!! 0.0 CAN WE??? PLEASE?!?! YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS!!! *dances for her*

*looks at food then at Anon* WHAT PART OF IM MARRIED DONT YOU GET!?!?!?!? No I know you understand because you just said I had my wife attack you. So you're self aware.

((This anon is so f#cking wild. This is the forth attempt. And he got attacked AND catrastrated by Hoppy. And he's back again. This is hilarious 😂))

(( @hophopscotch he won't give up. I know it's making Atida mad but whoever this is, they're determined lmao))

[idkwhatimdoingherehonestlyy]

Hey ! I love your work and I just wanted to know if you could do a prowler miles x femreader

And he's basically reacting to Y/n doing the wap challenge or a sexy dance in the living room

Thank you <333

I think it would be funny ash

Doing A Suggestive dance infront of him. - Miles 42

Heheh I love this one! Thanks for the request anon

BE PREPARED FOR: LANGUAGE (USE OF THE N WORD), MAD MILES, AGRESSIVE MILES, FLUFF, THATS REALLY IT.

THIS SOOO SHORT IM SORRYRYEY

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So I’m gonna say you were probably doing the pony dance from Flo Milli😂😂 CAUSW it’s the only recent one I can think of (creds to @sheluvv-jen cause she used this dance for her story)

You would just be doing it to get his attention and under his skin because he been playing his game forever.

As soon as he hears the audio playing his head whips around so quick because he knows exactly where it comes from.

When you start the dance moves he’s quick to stand up and tackle you.

Yes. Tackle you.

Like a football tackle.

“la mierda estás haciendo!” He would yell at the top of his lungs as he reaches for your phone

“A TikTok….duh nigga” You sass back trying to hold your composure.

“Get fucked up if you want to Y/N, why the hell you shaking ya ass on the phone” He says still having that stone cold demeanor.

“You sound like somebodies momma plus that’s how TikTok works baby” You say back, rolling your eyes, laughing a little as his nose does little twitches

“Nos vemos actuando como loco. Ahora tengo que mirarte.” He shakes his head, walking towards the PlayStation, shutting it off.

You celebrate internally, cause your plan worked.

[lestappenforever]

Hello my lovely, your social-psychological anon haunting your inbox once more- can you tell I have such awful lestappen and f1 brain rot? 🤭

I have some thoughts on rbr lestappen but I first want to comment on the wonderful ask from anon who referenced the Max reacting to Charles’ comment on him video. That’s exactly right- every small comment from Charles is most likely obsessively internalised and dissected to the extreme- and what Mona speaks about in response of how max and Charles have been tied together from childhood with even Jos verstappen saying they will fight forever - it makes me wonder, and this is pure speculation- but there is a method to my madness - if there was an element of Jos setting Charles on a pedestal (you know im that annoying way that parents go “look at this [insert achieved acquaintance] they are such a good example you ought to learn from them” which breeds resentment but once again I speak from experience in an athletically competitive environment, it also breeds admiration because here is this other person who is amazing at this sport). We know that Jos has a specific way of disciplining max in racing (saying he will never achieve anything , that he will be a truck or taxi driver) which makes me wonder if Jos used Charles as a marker of success (“Charles is so good/ you won’t be like Charles he will go onto f1 and you won’t”) to encourage and cultivate Max’s competitive spirit. And that’s why max hated charles but also admired him and because charles had Jos’ approval, by extension charles is automatically in a position to give that approval to max. I’ve never really thought of it this way but it really would make sense why max is so eager to please Charles and cares so much about what he thinks of him because throughout maxs childhood Charles was the benchmark, he was the golden boy (still is), he was what max sought to reach.

This theory would support and give greater contextual depth to what I said previously about max ignoring interviews because he is just so happy to have Charles’ attention and is afraid of losing it; he just values it so highly. Also pay attention to when Charles is talking, max almost always demonstrates active listening by nodding but he does so much more to show he is involved with adding hand signs and affirmatives of “yeah me too, I had the same thing, on turn 1 right?” To really show how engaged he is and also to keep Charles’ attention too by engaging him in literally every way possible during a conversation.

So thank you so much for such interesting thoughts I value them so highly and am so happy that people actually like these takes and understand/ see what I see not just from a shipping perspective because I find their interactions and relationship just so fascinating and full of nuance.

Anyway, back on track; some brain thoughts on rbr Charles and Lestappen teammates. There are a series of concerns and complaints I will go over like the whole 1-2 driver strategy and how they’re both WC contenders and it would be unfair for Charles to be a second driver/ how Charles polished personality does not fit the red bull vibe/ and how he would be entering a team that literally orbits max plus the infamous second red bull seat curse.

Well my two cents on this is that all of these concerns are wrong because:

- red bull have stated, very dramatically, during the initial rumours of talks held with Lando and Charles that they are abandoning the traditional 1-2 driver format and they want two championship contenders. This has been said I am sure but I have to reiterate the point that F1 is not just a sport in the way that Olympic events are about the sport. F1 is a show, you’re there for the races but also for the drama for the content for the interactions and the entertainment. And red bull pride themselves in being “shit stirrers” and just an out of pocket team (which I think is beautiful 😂🫡) and if any team would take risks like that in abandoning the traditional format it will be red bull and they will absolutely throw themselves into providing this. It is also likely that they decided on this very early in the season (before they started talks w either Charles or Lando) because that is also when Max changed the tune of his horn by saying he would like to have Charles as a teammate whereas last year he was like absolutely not because Charles doesn’t deserve to be second driver. So technically max revealed their departure from 1-2 strategy before red bull made it clear (around mid season). I feel like someone literally switched a mental gear in max’s head where he was like “Charles is my rival he could never be a second driver” and someone went “what about we let you be teammates and rivals at the same time” and max’s brain just short circuited

- As for Charles coming into this equation - into a team so heavily focused on max- I don’t think that’s an issue. We have seen -especially in recent weeks- that Charles seems to really get on with the rb team and has a good relationship with them so he isn’t like a complete outsider coming into a team that is resistant to having him on board. I think the most incriminating thing from lestappen gate so far (there is so much omg) is the interactions with the red bull team. Not the drivers but the rb representative in Mexico and Brad this weekend. We have been speculating on the rb Charles rumours since the start of the season and not once have we seen this happen that other teams mechanics are congratulating and interacting with another teams drivers (it’s even more incriminating because it’s red bull, like the most aggressively competitive team on the grid). Plus it just doesn’t happen, I really don’t remember ever seeing this except when an ex driver was congratulated by their previous team (checo w racing point after move to rbr and Seb w red bull after move to Ferrari). Huge bonus is that very fascinating interaction w Christian and Christian’s general tendency toward defending Charles and praising him. He really does act at times as if Charles is an rbr golden boy, I have noticed this year more than ever Christian and even GP saying “Charles” rather than “Leclerc” on the radio and it just conveys a degree of familiarity that we haven’t really seen before. It is extremely obvious to me that they want him there and have de facto adopted him.

- the rbr second seat curse literally stems from the fact that rbr, up to now, have had a 1-2 strategy where the second driver simply cannot keep up the max. They are nowhere near maxs level nor do their driving styles compliment maxs. Though checo’s defending is a really good compliment to maxs “attacking” though he just cannot keep up and with the capabilities of the rb19 and Maxs ability to absolutely send it, there is no real use in defending, also check just can’t keep up like he can’t even defend himself in midfield let alone max. He will pull one or two absolute bangers out of the bag but he cannot keep up with the pace, the intensity and the pressure especially when it comes with actually extracting everything that absolute rocket ship has to offer. I think rbr recognised this and this is another reason for them wanting two contenders 1) for showmanship and entertainment and living up to their brand as unorthodox risk takers and 2) 1-2 strategy has thus far led to a string of inadequate second drivers. Obviously Charles is a great option for a second contender driver but more so than just being able to keep up with max, he has almost the same exact driving style and car preference. Every time they talk about racing each other they always say they especially enjoy their fights because it’s always on the limit they’re always pushing each other always attacking and we know that max is aggressive in his driving style but I don’t think people really pay attention to how aggressive Charles is, he is just a bit more calculated about it (like overtaking Lewis then braking into him so tsunoda can catch up to Lewis and pick at him before speeding off whereas max would have just done a clean overtake and sped away) when there is a chance of overtake he always goes for it and does so aggressively (he just has a tendency to get bogged down when he qualifies in the mid field because he does not have the right car that is suited to his preferences enough for extraordinary overtakes). The way he drives the car also is so fascinating because it’s the same as max (look at Baku qualifying lap and look at their racing lines), they both literally throw their cars and push them to the absolute limit which is why Charles is such a quali beast because he knows how to wrench every ounce of pace out of an uncooperative tractor. Both he and max have a preference for borderline un-drivable cars that heavily lean into oversteer with a light back making the car extremely sensitive. If they were both teammates I actually believe that they would be grid terrorists- if their car would look anything like the rb19 they would take off with a 10sec gap to p3 and be battling each other for p1. If they find themselves more tightly squeezed by others (or somehow end up in midfield) they would almost intuitively work together because they know how the other drives and they most likely can predict the others moves

- About tensions on the team between two competitors, I think that is an inevitability but I really don’t think it would ever reach the type of explosiveness we have seen previously because of everything else that these analysis type of asks have said- the respect is there, tiptoeing around each other is there- wanting to please the other is there- if anything, there would be a greater inclination toward cooperation and fighting together against the others because of that special relationship between max and Charles, the performative aspect of the relationship- to prove that max and Charles are the same and that they (as a duo) are different than the rest of the grid and that it is them against the others except it would be much intensified if they were teammates by proximity and having so many opportunities to interact. It would strengthen their bond but as I have previously said, it will not remove that special aspect of their relationship.

- Also just a side note: you cannot convince me that Christian Horner, red bull and max wouldn’t be bending over backwards to ensure Charles wins in Monaco. Max wouldn’t give it to him because that wouldn’t be a win but he absolutely would punt anyone trying to challenge Charles into the bay and I just know that Christian Horner would treat his golden boys right, it would genuinely be a dream come true for him and helmut and just amazing for red bull and their image of “literally unstoppable team that snagged Ferraris star driver and have bagged the inevitable and the predestined, F1’s literal future, in one team and gave them an intercontinental ballistic missile to drive, one that would cause any other driver to bottle it into the wall because it is an otherwise un-drivable oversteery piece of work.”

In conclusion, I think teammate lestappen would be absolutely extraordinary. They would fight each other and push each other up to the edge and when one of them is about to fall the other pulls him back. Absolutely unstoppable duo and I hope that Charles has come to his sense even slightly about Ferrari that, like most dreams, it does not live up to expectations. There are clearly very ugly team politics involved and a healthy does of nepotism, complacency and riding the historical prestige wave and the unfailing loyalty of their fans.

Fingers crossed for lestappen podium today 🫶✨

Social-psychological anon coming into my inbox claiming they are haunting my inbox, and then proceeding to provide yet another excellent take on Lestappen, including the potential Lestappen RBR teammates.

Babe, love, darling, if this is you haunting my inbox, then I would like to be haunted for the rest of my life, please and thank you.

Social-psychological anon, I adore you more than words can say. Crossing everything I have for a Lestappen podium today. 🤞🫶

[joosthead]

Wow. That was... I think I have a new favorite.

My favorite part is Joosti giving commentary the whole time!!!! He's such a funny dude. I would be dying laughing the whole time. Plus it eases the tension. (If you are not laughing during sex is it even good sex??)

THE BICKERING!!!! I love the bickering so much. So teasing but also full of love. They really met each other's match and matched each other's freak. I wanna see their hard to get phase so bad after reading this.

Reader is messing with him and giving him such a challenge and he's so done with it. Then immediately getting upset at the thought of actually pissing him off!?!?! Awww she cares so much. (Also this is me any time I make a joke that is the slightest bit teasing or mean. Asking "are you mad at me" .5 seconds after the words leave my mouth and panicking for hours after)

Her lips and her name tattooed on his neck!!!! You are a genius!!!!

The vibrator is his mortal enemy. 🤣 I'm sure Reader feels the same way about the things he probably uses while on tour.

Also the slight breeding kink 👀👀👀👀 HELLO!!!!! 🥴

Poor Tantu 😂. Bro just saw his name and clicked play. Him and Ruby definitely know wayyyy to much about Reader and Joosti's sex life and all of it against their will. I would never me able to look at Tantu again after he heard that.

100/100 as always from you!!! Can't wait for the next installment in the normal au saga, but I'm also excited about virgin fic 👀. (Also part 3 of my normal au thoughts are in your inbox. No rush at all 😉. I loved the other 2 responses btw and I'm already writing more) - family anon

HEWWO FAMILY ANON MY BELOVED (i saw your part 3 and i cant wait to respond to it !!! life got so busy and overstim was draining my soul but im FREE NOW!!! YIPYIP)

slightly explicit rpf ahead, 18+ only, anti rpf dni

the commentary is so on purpose to help reader feel more relaxed about it all :''') they are nothing without being so silly he loves them so much... pulling out all the stops for his baby fr!!!

YESSSS i was so happy to explore how combative they are with each other in their normal dynamic (when its not jtsfaoi touch tank summer song emotional LOL) like this is who they are 24/7!! they are soulmates in every aspect of life and they realy do match each others freak so much....

THEY DO CARE SO MUCH cuz liike they were just doing this for fun and now all of a sudden he's being kinda mean and he definitely has good reason to be mean so :(( they love teasing so much and it's never that serious but he's liteally beein working himself to the bone for the album lol just say his name ... reader absolutely can dish it but cant take it (sometimes LOL)

there are so many reader related tattoos but that's my favorite one teehee <3 gotta let everyone know who owns him

it's his mortal enemy because he just uses his hand while he's away LOL like why cant you just use your hand???? but after trying it out,,,, he understands... he still hates it tho

SLIGHT BREEDING KINK !!! LEAD UP TO LAURENS IN 4 MONTHS! HASSKDFJKSD OOPSIE

poor ruby and tantu... ruby is really chill about it but tantu is distraught sometimes cuz wow these two are real freaks real eaters for each other... tantu and ruby defiitely are too but reader and joosti are certainly the more chaotic ones

VIRGIN FIC VIRGIN FIC VIRGIN FIC!! after it is hopefully a fic i can push out for valentines day?? or virgin fic will be the valentines day fic/? but after those two normal au will have another prequel installment :))

i love seeing you in my inbox family anon !!! kisses for you <333333 HEHE

[indiaalphawhiskey]

Hi India, it's me the fic rec anon a few days back, i took your exchanged recs and read Attachment!! I enjoyed it very much, Colin was so oblivious i was sighing 'oh nooo Coliiiin!!!' every five minutes 😂

Idk about you but i feel so unhinged about polin, i haven't been into a het pairing this much since my dramione era 20+ years ago, i feel like im going mad but im enjoying it so much 😄

Also Nic and Luke are constantly causing me spiralling into my bipanic mode, they are both too gorgeous 😍🔥

Dude, I am SO UNHINGED about them, I am INSUFFERABLE. Like wdym I’m watching the same four episodes every freaking day? Wdym I can’t stop watching edits and interviews?!

WHAT?! DO?! YOU?! MEAN?!?!

I’ve never ever ever rode so hard for a couple that I can’t even tear myself away from the source material for long enough to finish a fic. That is insanity — INSANITY.

And do not even get me started on the bi panic because, in the words of my grandmother—

Santa Maria madre de Dios!!! 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️

They make me want to chew my arm off, and I want to fully WEEP every time I think about this press cycle ending.

[iknowshocker]

Was you a fan of kai in season 8? I know alot of people myself included wasn't a fan loved the little bonkai bit we got at the end still was disappointed they waited until the very end to have them reunite and don't even get me started on kai hyping up katherine

here's the thing anon i suffered through s7 holding on by the single fraying thread that was bonnie bennett. then enzo died in such a stupid, ridiculous, heartbreaking way. and THEN kai showed up steaming in the grill and for the briefest of moments i thought to myself: are they about to give us an ambiguous bonkai ending ?? there's no way we can be so blessed ?? and i was unfortunately correct 💀

so seeing kai in s8 at all was like a reward for my suffering. i love that he shows up in the wedding suit (as if that's not wildly traumatic for all of us) i love that he begs to see bonnie every chance he gets, so even if we have to wait until the very end it's confirmation on his end that he's thinking of her/wants to see her. the heart on the window moment ????????? come on.

so yeah im always a fan of kai, but to me we lose him in 6x17. the kai that comes back from 1903 is inherently different and while we get little flashes of good writing here and there, its just never the same. my favorite moments in s8 from his episodes are when he's in the grill, at the bar singing, in the armory cell/chasing the twins through the house, and at the end with bonnie. to me that's when he feels most like himself. if he's centered on a personal/gemini storyline i'm immediately like 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

the scenes with damon fall flat for me because they write kai as relying on damon for help, and i just feel like he would go to literally anyone else ??? like are we supposed to pretend he's not mad damon killed him ??? in what world does kai "revenge is my middle name" parker not try to kill his own murderer on sight ??? so the moment he flips on damon and steals elena's coffin im like thank GOD, there's my boy.

pls the katherine stuff is so fucking funny. the fact that the option to have Kai kill cade and take over as king of hell was RIGHT THERE and they still went with katherine is just 😂 typical 😂 imo kai is only ever interested romantically in bonnie, so i take anything he says about katherine as excitement that she can scare/mess with the mfg. i do think he's mad at them, and it makes sense he'd be happy there's someone else ready to torment them.

but do i think he actually appreciates how evil she is ?? sure, i guess. 😂 like if that's something he even cares about ??? because if that's the case, wouldn't he have been more interested in damon's crimes in s6, or even stefan/lily being a ripper and the damage they could cause ??

there's this weird push for kai to be Absolutely Unhinged and Insanely Evil and i just don't think he is 🙈 i mean the first thing he did when he bargained his freedom from cade was to get drunk in a karaoke bar 😂 so much could have been avoided if they just !! left him alone !!

[landoughnut]

Mine All Mine

♡ masterlist - request - emoji anons

♡ pairing - oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc - hailee steinfeld)

♡ summary - (request :) oscar obsessing over his girlfriend on the internet!

♡ warnings - horny/simp oscar, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | thank you so so much for requesting!! i hope you enjoy lovely xx

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[starboye]

im so sorry for the hate u are getting. like i KNOW these hate comments are just little homophobic girls/boys whos dad was probably gay and left their mom. not trying to go TOO far off the cliff here but i know its true. idc if this gets me hate and i know u dont know me but ill ge happy to say that ill defend u any way possible. its also funny that all they do is bring hate to your page and decide to go anon?? like we know ur all bark no bite😂🤡🤡 stop being anon and show ur page. anyways i know ur strong as hell and isnt bothered(maybe?? not trying to assume things) and i know u have plentey of friends to back you up but im more than happy to join. also hope ur doing well and hope all those hate comments will go fuck theirselves.

anyways love you miss you have a great day/night mwa!💋💋

-Angle.

i thank you for your kind words angle (lol) but no the hate really isn't getting to me, hoes just mad and I'm glad you've joined my great line of defenders

You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later

Xoxo star

[doodle-do-wop]

Lowkey you aren’t a good person

I was gonna ignore this because I highkey don't give a fuck babes✌️🤪😂😂😂😂 Do you see any flying monkeys carrying my fucks to give because I sure don't. Elphaba do you see the monkeys?!🙊

like Okay???? whatever??? say this off of anon so I can ignore you better

I'm not for everyone babes and I don't promote myself to be but also like you're just some sleemo wearing sunglasses with zero guts to say it to my face like a real person. If you're gonna make a statement, stand on business don't crawl to my ask box you roach

I don't have to 'prove' that I'm a good person to pests. Cause unlike you who spends time on anon saying nonsense I've got friends I adore and can brainrot with while showing them this lame anon ask and laughing. I'm living my best life, you're gathering dust in an inbox, we are not the same

lmao like what were you even expecting? Omggggg!!! 🤩🤩🤩✨thx for noticing XD, 💖i like, would've never guessed ✌️🤪😘

get outta here dog

what gave it away?:

liking keeper of the lost cities (full of red flags right there, total bad person behavior🚩)

reading (ugh how scandalous, we should go back to illiteracy)

drawing (HARD PASS! who even needs art am i right guys?)

drawing hot guys to feed the fandoms im in (how dare I, one with a knack for creating scrumptious looking guys feed a fandom art!!! the audacity!!! (dont worry yall I swear I'm working on gethen))

being funny (comedy isnt even real)

supporting my friends (come on heather chandler get it together)

listening to music (RED FLAG!!)

liking Percy Jackson and the Olympians (ugh a MALE protagonist?!)

liking Gallagher Girls (ugh a FEMALE protagonist?!)

supporting Alina Lavanza (women aren't allowed hobbies such as being hot, sexy, power hungry, or singing)

dancing (tsk tsk tsk)

saying Sophie's birthday is August 16 (she's clearly a resses pieces rising moon star!)

wearing shoes (HARLOT!!)

not wearing shoes (WENCH)

burping (THE HORRORS!!!!)

I had my fun but for realsies now: LMAOOOO GIRL BE FFR WHO DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE 🤣🤣😚 stay mad girly poo

[blkkizzat]

if you're religious then you shouldn't be here reading smut and complaining about it anon, why are you here reading something you see as "blasphemous"? The content warnings are literally there before you can even read the fic. It's very sinful of you to be reading such erotica KNOWINGLY and getting wet from it. 😶

Also, it's just fictional so leave it alone 🤷

grow tf up

p.s loved priest Nanami btw <3

tysm nonny pooks! im glad you liked it! its one of my favs, all my years of church and catholic school coming in handy. tbh i wanted to delete it at one point cause it kept getting stolen on telegram by these russian translating circles who just steal off tumblr writers to translate. but now im definitely not deleting it. they can stay mad lmfao.

convinced people just want something to complain about and it just happen to me my turn i guess 😂😂

ty again for the support tho!!