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DT 01: Gym Encounters .á
EP 01 | "Babe, what would you do if a girl approached you at the gym?" â° feat. gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, hiromi higuruma, choso kamo, toji fushiguro, sukuna ryomen, yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, yuta okkotsu, inumaki toge (JJK)
tags - mostly crack, bit of fluff, tiktok trend, established relationship, playfully toxic just for the humor, slightly suggestive in nanami/hiromi/geto 's part, sukuna is violent what do you expect
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"What would I do?"
"Yeah." You don't give him a chance to prepare as you go into character, pretending to be another girl trying to shoot her shot at him at the gym. It was only then he realized he was being roped into more of your silliness.
What was he going to do now?
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â Does everything wrong -> Toji (sus...) & Yuji (genuine lol)
He was always down to humor your antics, especially this one as it piqued his interest. His enthusiasm made you happy. But you should have known that happiness would be shortlived.
There was a smile already plastered on his face before you even approached. Although, you chalked it up to him anticipating the scenario and not ACTUALLY smiling at a random gym girl coming at him... because why? Just why?
"Heyyy," you drawl out. "Would you mind being my spotter for a bit? I'm trying out a new PR for my squats."
Of course. It had to be squats. To be fair, the right answer here, regardless of the exercise, was to say nâ
"Sure."
What.
"Excuse me. What?" you say out loud.
He shrugged and simply repeated his words. "Sure. I can help you out. PR you say? That's great. Hitting your gym goals and whatnot."
Eyes were narrowed and fists were clenched. He doesn't even look like he was second guessing himself. You weren't in the mood to even continue at this point.
"Game's over. You failed by the way."
A look of genuine shock crossed his face as if he didn't just happily entertain this hypothetical gym girl. "What? How? I was so nice though?"
"That's the point!"
Dumbfounded, he tried tracing back his actions, figuring out what he did wrong. "Isn't being gentlemanly the point here?"
This time, it was you who was dumbfounded. "You... you thought... you thought this was a test to see how gentlemanly you were?"
How even...
He nodded, hoping that his nobleness would somehow change your mind. He's lucky you're feeling kind today. He might need to redeem himself another time though...
â Absolutely won the trend -> Nanami, Hiromi, Geto
He was a bit reluctant to do it at firstânot because he wasn't willing to participate in your funâin fact, he was always ready to do his best if you asked him of anything.
It's just that he doesn't find himself to be a convincing actor, even in this kind of situation.
"It's okay," you reassure him, "just act how you would if some random girl flirted with you at the gym."
He gave you an uneasy smile. "Alright... if it makes you happy, sweetheart."
Glad that he finally agreed, you put on your best flirty girl impression and walked over to him. You could still see the hesitance on his face, but you thought it was a bit funny.
"Hey there," you say, smiling. "I'm looking to improve myself... I'm sure a good looking guy like you would have some tips hm?"
A beat of silence passes before he laughs awkwardly, probably stalling to give himself some time. "I don't know about that. I'm not exactly a coach or anything."
The fact that he even responded made your eye twitch and your eyebrow raise. "Oh that's alright," you say sweetly. "I bet a even a professional pales in comparison with a body like thaâ"
He immediately crosses his arms as if to conceal the goodsâerr... his massive pecs, rather. He offers a smile. But it wasn't at all friendly. There was a menacing edge to itâa cautionary smile, if you will.
"If you're really looking to improve your appearance then maybe you should ask my beautiful girlfriend instead. I'm sure her experiences will align better with yours, will it not?"
Your eyes widen for a second at his unexpected response. He managed to turn the girl down while boasting about you. Talk about hitting two birds with one stone.
You let out a low whistle in response. "Nice response. I liked that."
He lets out a breath he'd been holding in for a while, playfully clutching his chest in relief. "For a moment I thought I had failed."
"Failed? Baby you earned yourself a fun night tonight."
"Oh? Oh."
â Ignorance is bliss -> Megumi, Yuta, Inumaki
He goes quiet after you assume the role of another girlâone who has the guts to approach a guy like him who CLEARLY wants nothing to do with anyone else at the gym. There's a look in his eyes that's telling you, "I don't want to be bothered right now."
That earns him more points in your book, of course.
"A guy like you must know his way around the gym eh?"
No response. Well, if him turning his back is counted as a response, then that's just about it.
"What? You shy or something?"
Still nothing.
"Yoo hoo~ I'm talking to you?"
Not a word escapes him. Instead, he begins walking away. A goofy smile spreads across your face at his actions, proud that your boyfriend passed with flying colors.
But being the menace that you areâyou decide to pester him more. It's not everyday you get to pretend to be some random girl trying to flirt with him.
You quickly follow behind him. "Aw c'mon don't be like that. I'm just trying to be friendly." You reach out to grab his arm but he quickly turns around with a condescending expression.
"Back off. My girlfriend's scary."
Instantly, you let go of his arm and it drops down to his side. "Seriously? Me? Why not say that you're the scary one?"
"Did I lie though?"
...
"Okay. Fair enough. You passed though!"
He sighs. He's sure he's going to have a head full of white hair at an early age...
BONUS (Inumaki): You prompt him to whip his face towards you as you grab his forearm. With practiced speed, he pulls his high collar down to reveal his mouth adorned with his cursed markings.
"Leave me alone," he mutters. Any louder and the effects would have been stronger. Obviously, it was still you that was playing pretend with him, but he needed to prove a point.
Your arm forcibly lets him go and your body turns the opposite on its own, beginning to walk away.
"This is kinda freaky," you said. "But good job!"
â Exaggerated but eh... guess it works -> Gojo & Choso
You muster up the best flirty expression you can and began approaching him. But before you could get any closer, he held out his hand to stop you.
"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"
A look of confusion crosses your faceâamused by his exaggerated reaction. "I haven't even said anything?"
"I know a temptress when I see one. Just so you knowâa temptress is nothing compared to a goddess," he exclaims. "The goddess being my girlfriend, by the way," he explains before clearing his throat. He was so into it that even his voice had a different lilt to it.
Throughout that entire exchange, he kept his arm up, still stopping you in your place. Even the expression on his face was overstated. It was kind of... adorable in a strange way.
"You're just saying that because you know the context of the situation."
He shakes his head. "Nothing you say will change my mind."
"I'm not even pretending to be another girl anymore..."
"That's what a temptress would say!"
You held your hands up in defeat, offering him a lopsided smile. "Goddamn, okay, you win the trend. Jeez... you can stop pretending now..."
With that, his usual relaxed expression returns before he wraps you in a suffocating bear hug.
â You cannot post this to the internet... -> SUKUNA
As soon as you began walking towards him, hips swaying at every stepâhe stood up, towering over you.
His aura filled the atmosphere. You were only playing pretend, but somehow he was radiating intimidation like it was the real thingâlike a woman was actually approaching him and disturbing his gym time.
"Hey, big boy, care to be my spotter?"
He scoffed, crossing his arms, clearly flexing them for the added effect. "Come any closer and the last thing you'll be spotting is my fist heading towards your face."
"PAUSE." Your jaw almost fell to the floor. This was all for shits and giggles, but knowing him, he might actually do that. "You know that a girl is approaching you, right?"
"Yes. And?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'AND'?" Obviously, you weren't pretending anymore at this point. You were expecting him to simply ignore or maybe tell you to, "fuck off," but not downright ASSAULT.
"You asked me what I would do and I did. What else do you want from me, woman?"
He rendered you speechless. "Right... guess you did."
A deep sigh escapes you. This trend wasn't for him. But hey, at least you don't have to worry about him doing anything shady with flirty women at the gym...
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â° author's note I really like this idea like I'm so swag for this, right... pls validate me or I will cry
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x reader#gojo x reader#toji x reader#sukuna x reader#nanami x reader#gojo satoru#sukuna ryomen#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#jjk crack#toji fushiguro#nanami kento#choso x reader#yuta x reader#megumi x reader#mksu.works#mksu.doing trends
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Hey same person who asked for OP DILF x MILF reader
How about them reacting to MILF reader having a kid? (Even funnier if it was like luffy or zoro lol)
OP DILFS dating a MILF who has a kid
Characters: Mihawk, Doflamingo, Crocodile, Smoker,Shanks.
A/N: Two things. First one: i love this, i really had a good time writing it, you have great ideas my dear anon. Second one: exams are finally oveeeer, so i would be trying to update more than usual to get all the requests out of the hoven for everyone.
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Dracule Mihawk
After taking care of Zoro and Perona, he thinks that he is ready for everything.
One day you were both on the kitchen and he like ussual is reading paperwork.
"It looks like the new generation it's going strong, this kid seems a good swordsman." he shows you the picture.
"Drac, i think it's time for us to talk." he almsot felt fear for a moment, "that kid it's mine, not like you and Zoro, literally that is my son." his mind exploded, you never saw him that concerned.
"And when will you have said this to me?"
"I am telling you now... you know how difficult it's to date at our age, especcially being a woman who already has a kid?" he nodded and pushed you closer, "i planned on telling you soon, i just, didn't know how, i was expecting something like this to happen to have the oportunity to tell you.
"You are lucky i already have practice with that green haired boy... call him, we can set a dinner and i can meet him formally, maybe even bond?" you coudln't help but smile and kiss him.
Donquixote Doflamingo
He already has experience with children since he literally adopted a lot of them.
One day someone robbed on the royal treasure chamber of Dressrosa and he was furious, he was looking for you to help him relax.
"My dove, i need some of your assistance on my d..."
"And when i tell you i date someone your best idea it's to rob him? you are lucky i found you and your stupid friends before he did? and.... " you finally became aware of his presence, but his eyes were already glued to the teenager.
You grabbed your child by the collar of the shirt and went to the door, your previous angry look bacame softer seen how Doflamingo's eyebrows were frowning.
"This is my son... i called him to Dressrosa so you could finally meet him but he decided to 'prove you'... i dont know what was on his mind. I have the treasure located and coming back to the chamber."
"You have a child." Doflamingo looked at the verge of an aneurysm, gritting his teeth.
"I do, please, don't punish him... i thake the responsability." his lips curled in a strange smile, like he was trying to fake it.
"I am honored to meet your son, it's impressive to know how skilled he is, maybe he can join court..." clearly Doffy was having a hard time trying not to kill you son.
Sr. Crocodile
Experience 0, oblivious 100%
He was on his office, doing work and you appeared with your son.
"Croc..." he turned the chair and looked at you both, "dear, i told you i don't need more agents... i don't know how you contacted someone with such a high bounty but i don't need it." and he turned the chair again.
"This is my son..." Crocodile was thankfull for being backwards to you cause he choked on the cigar.
"Your what?"
"SIr Crocodile, i am (Y/N)'s son, i was hoping to meet you and bond a little, i wasn't expecting a job... but if you give it to me i am not going to complain."
"You already have a job as bounty hunter, don't try to take advantage of this." you poked your son's cheek under Crocodile's surprised look.
"I..." he cleared his throat, trying to sound serious and prepared, "pleasure to meet you child, i would have appreaciate it a warning."
"I warned you, i left a note on the fridge that said 'special meeting today, i have a surprise'" your son started to laugh.
"That sounded like a booty call, jajaja, maybe he was expecting you to come here in lingerie." you punched your son on the head to make him shut up.
"I can make a reserve on the restaurant we both like and i can know you better." he tried to sound profesional but your son was right, he tought you would give him a sexy surprise, not this.
Smoker
He was really tired of dealing with teenage pirates.
He spent the last week chasing and fighting agaisnt a new supernova, he was tired and just wants to get home to you.
"Hello love." he said while hanging his uniform, then he got to the living room and saw that same supernova playing cards with you, "i don't know what you are doing here bastard but you are not going to hurt my..."
"Relax old men, i was just paying a visit to my mother." Smoker got his mind reset.
"Smoker sweetie, this is my son."
"How couldn it be your son? you are a marine."
"Same happens with Garp, but he is a grandfather.... i think maybe this is a nice time for you two to meet." you were really nervous but tried to sound chill and smooth.
"Oh mother, we already know each other, thi sis the man that has been chasing me all week." the moment got worse every second and you wanted to hide, but you felt Smoker sat next to you and put his arm on your should, "noooo, cut the romantic things, i am going to throw up."
"Don't talk to us like that, yesterday i was furious that you were so childish but right now, i wont tolerate you talking to your mother or me with such a disrespectful tone." you had to hide a laugh, he clearly was getting his frustations out but at the same time trying to be nice. "so tell me, how can a son of a marine officer become a pirate?"
"Well..." and you knew that this would be a long night.
Akagami Shanks
Since Luffy and Uta, he was out of the parenting thing, for now.
You were sleeping and suddently canons started to burst on the ship, you got dressed and prepared to a new day at board.
"I am xxxxx, and i will defeat you, Red Head SHanks."
"On your dreams, child." canons were still bursting when you got on the ship and saw the attacker of the ship.
"Mom?" "Son?" you both said at the same time, Shanks mouth touched the ground.
"Come here you little prick, how could you blow the ship of your mother's fiancee."
"You are engaged? i didn't got the letter nor invitation, you don't love me or what? i know we don't live together anymore but..."
"I sent it yesterday, it should get to you in a couple of hours but... we took the covers of various newspapers, how could you not saw it?"
"You know i don't read that bullshit..." you both were yelling at each other from the ships, until Shanks decided to finally talk.
"And when i was going to know this?"
"Today!" he coudln't even talk, his mind was going to fast, another problematic child.
"Boy, stop blasting canons and get on the ship... i love your mother and i want to marry her, i can kill you."
"You are not going to kill me, i am going to defeat you."
"You can try, after the wedding and only if i am looking." you yelled at him and went to Shanks, "leave him, he is excited in reality to meet you."
"I must recompose myself, i must make him see i am a good stepfather."
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Ok I love this so so much, it opens up so many new avenues for character development and shows that mha can have alignments other than chaotic evil and lawful good, and it present natsuo in a whole new light and it gives us so much potential for the other todorokis and their reactions when they find out
I want to yap about a few of said options so bear with me
First and the easiest, they donât find out until Touyaâs final scene when natsuo doesnât try to stop him and Touya laughs maniacally and then the scene goes pretty similarly made natsuo steps in on his behalf maybe he just keeps his mom and sister out of the fight who knows
Then again maybe natsuo is just there for dabis dance and seconds what heâs says basically
Now for the (in my opinion) more fun options
How does Dabi react to natsuo being the mole? Does he even know at all, maybe they kept him in the dark to preserve the moles identity and make it as easy as possible for him to maintain his cover, but (thatâs less fun) Dabi is a core member of the LOV so maybe he does know, and how would he react to that
Maybe he doesnât care at all because he really does have no connection to or fucks to give about his family and natsuo can do whatever he wants, but i think heâd be just thrilled that another one of endeavors kids feeling the same way as him and wanting to take the bastard down
Now say what would Dabi do if natsuo wanted to get in on the action, he wants to be on the front lines, more involved than just a rat
Does Dabi stop him? Maybe, maybe some tiny burnt shrivelled part of his heart still beats for his little brother and doesnât want to see him hurt, so maybe he draws his line in the stand
But what if he does let him? Is it because he really doesnât care, doesnât see natsuoâs as a brother anymore so what difference does it make to him, or is it because deep down he wants to fight with his brother against the man who hurt them both
Either way I donât think he be allowed to fight cause theyâd want to preserve his anonymity, makes him a better spy, my question is, does Dabi breathe a sigh of relief or disappointment
And in any of these scenarios really, does natsuo get to know who Dabi is, does Dabi give up his own identity to know his brother again, or does he maintain his cover and observe from the sidelines, assuming of course that he cares enough to watch at all
Now, what about fuyumi?
I find it hard to believe she doesnât know unless she doesnât want to, and maybe thatâs the case, maybe she knows somethings up with natsuo, hears just enough cryptic calls, sees just enough sneaking around, knows just enough, to know she doesnât want to know anymore, she leaves it at that, content to live in the dark where things make sense and she can keep the peace a little easier
I think she knows, and it bring up, does she tell?
I mean she should right, to protect her father and her littlest brother and everyone really, she should tell, itâs the right choice
But natsuo is her little brother too, and to protect him she has to keep quiet, what does she do
I think she probably tries to reason with natsuo, maybe not to incriminate himself but to stop, heâs not in too deep yet (she hopes) he can get out, even if they reveal his identity it wonât be hard to spin up that he was under duress or being manipulated, they can fix it
But he doesnât want that, he doesnât want to stop and he certainly doesnât want to cover his own ass and hang the others out to fry, and he tries to explain it to her, why he has to do this
And she gets it, she really does, the desire to hurt their father for everything heâs done, to burn the system that let him do it, to hate everything that he is, everything that made him and everything that heâs made, she gets it, probably more than anyone else, more than natsuo even knows (cause after all, sheâs fuyumi, how could she hate so deeply to know his, how could she hate so much and still do what she does)
But it canât be worth this, it canât be worth so many innocent lives, can it?
She should tell, she knows she should, she can make the perfect argument for it too, in her head, sheâs protecting her father, Shouto, every innocent hero, student, and civillian that will be caught in the crossfire of their war, and natsuo wont back down, he wonât stop, heâll keep pushing and pushing until heâs in the middle of this stupid fight too, heâll get hurt, in the long run itâll be so much worse for him too if she doesnât tell, so she should, and she knows it, she knows all the reasons itâs the right choice
But thereâs a burning feeling, an ache in her chest sheâd thought sheâd long since filled with ice, for the fire Touya bared to the world, for the kindness that used to live in their fathers eyes, for the life in their mothers, for the innocent in all of them, and that fire in her heart sheâd buried beneath the glaciers in her lungs forcing her to bite her tongue, it burns for something, something some would call vengeance, and others would call justice, itâs the same thing really, for her at least, isnât it? And she wants to consume the world in that fire, her father, the commission, the society that lets women be bought, children be bred in a lab, abused and killed by men who will never see the consequences, and then be sent to a war they had no part in starting, canon fodder, pawns on a board so big theyâll never find the edge, and certainly not the people moving them, she wants all of it to burn, and burn and burn, until it burns itself out, and all the ashes are lost, buried beneath a layer of fresh snow, that melts to water new grass and flowers, things that have never known war, or pain or abuse like she has, things new and untouched by everything thatâs tainted them
So maybe she doesnât tell, because she knows itâs the right thing, but, what if, this one time she didnât do the right thing?
And Shouto canât know, he just canât, heâs too good, to perfect, to heroic, he wouldnât understand, he didnât feel what they all felt, not really, even fuyumi, who natsuo trusted but was never totally sure of when it came to stuff like this (but for some reason Dabi knew, he would have gone under oath, sworn against all but his name, that she wouldnât tell, because natsuo knew fuyumi the big sister, but Touya knew fuyumi the girl) she understood something that Shouto just didnât, couldnât, not the way he was now, he never really took much notice of his siblings oddities anyway, I mean, how was he to know if they were really oddities at all
Obviously Endeavor doesnât get to know until they want him to, until they can hurt them the most with it, but neither does rei, cause she was a victim too, but maybe they canât get over it, maybe they canât accept that she keeps choosing him, and even if she didnât, they canât trust her, not really, because they donât know her, not really, no one does I donât think, because they know rei the mom, rei the wife, rei the patient, but none of those are her are they?
So they get to it, the dance, when all is revealed to the world, and sure Endeavor looks shocked, and natsuo tries to, and wow when did he become such a good liar, fuyumi was alone when she saw it on tv, she didnât have anyone to pretend for, and she didnât, she didnât look shocked, she didnât look knowing either, she looked⌠not sad, sad wasnât the word for it, maybe resigned? Resigned to it, because she knew, she didnât know of course, no one could have, but sheâd see the photos of Dabi posted everywhere, seen the footage, and those were her eyes, and that was the way Touya used to throw the first punch, and that scar hidden by all the others, it was older, and fuyumi remembered laughing at her big brother for tripping over a ball while she pushed a bandaid over just the same spot, so no she didnât know, but if she honest she did
And when the big moment finally came, natsuo stood with fuyumi, but they both had this strange look of calm to themselves, not quite the panicked civilian they should have been, and when she stood together and wielded their âweakâ quirks they were so strong, strong enough to stand behind their older brother, strong enough to cool him off and coat his limbs in fuyumis frost, while natsuo made every effort to blast their father back, it may not have been obvious to an outsider whoâs side they stood on, but to the todorokis it was more than clear who, what, theyâd chosen
Endeavor didnât die that day, but neither did Touya, he would go to prison for a long time, but with twice weekly visitations he doubted heâd be lonely
Natsuo and fuyumi made the wrong choice this time, and if anyone can ever prove it beyond their familyâs word, then theyâll be in matching outfits with their big brother, but maybe thatâs not the worst thing in the world, because for once, their wrong choice finally felt right, they felt free
Honestly, I think it would have been really interesting if Natsuo had been the traitor.
He had a hell of a motive. Older brother is killed in a tragic accident brought about because of their father, younger brother is abused by their father, mother is institutionalized because of his father, and Endeavor faces justice for absolutely none of it.
All of a sudden this news broadcast showing Stain yelling for the public to open their eyes to the false heroes among them happens...just saying, that could have appealed to more than one of the Todoroki siblings.
And with Shouto a UA student, that places Natsuo in a prime position to potentially gather information about classes on and off campus. He wouldn't be an active member of the LoV; he's just the mole. It might be a stretch to say he wanted Shouto in harm's way, but if you remember that Shouto was exhibiting the exact same anger and arrogance Endeavor had, there was room for a narrative where Natsuo reached a, "Fuck, now there's two of them," mentality and didn't care what happened to him. And that only expands on the betrayal. Shouto realizes he's on a path to become his father, then starts trying to reconnect with his mother and estranged siblings. Natsuo doesn't even have to approach him to form a connection.
...
Shouto: Why did you do this?
Natsuo: If you had any original thoughts of your own, you'd have done it, too. But I guess it's not your fault Endeavor raised you to be a puppet.
Shouto: This isn't who you are.
Natsuo: *not even anger at this point, just pity* Are you sure? Can you say with any certainty that you know any of your siblings? Or am I just the one who went to college, Fuyumi is the one who cooks, and Touya is the one who died?
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(7) Cheater: Dick Grayson x reader
part 1/ part 2 / part 3 / part 4/ part 5 / part 6
A/N: ladies and gentlemen I give you : THE FINALE! happy early b-day @pookieisme4life đđ (I was about to wait till 24th but it turned out impossible I am so excited to post it!!!)
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âWho the hell are you?â
Honestly, he could care less about the ID of the mystery person, nor he hoped for the actual answer, but the initial shock did just that.
They were driving towards some unknown destination that was allegedly the location of the place Y/N was taken to.
âNice try, Nightwing. Keep dreamingâ the person, who was already deemed as a woman, laughed, swirling abruptly yet skillfully.
âSeriously you canât just expect me to address you in a hey, you way.â
âValid point. For the sake of it, letâs settle on calling me Shadow.â
âFine. Whatever. Now why are you helping me?â
âI did some bad things In my life. Maybe this is my way of making up for them.â
âHuh. Seeking redemption?â
âPretty nice trope, isnât it?â she laughed. It was actually pretty nice to be able to use humor even in dire situations. âI was always a sucker for the character who wants to do better in their life.â
âYeah. At least you chose a better way to do so than my brother.â
âYou mean Red Hood?â
âFor someone I donât know shit about, you seem awfully knowledgeable about my family ties.â
âIntel is everything, Nightwing. And yes, I know what your other brother, Red Robin, might say.â
âWho the hell are you?!â At this point Dick was really getting curious.
âA friend.â She responded, looking right at him, her eyes shining from behind the mask.
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âLet me go!!â
âEasy princess. Behave or this might actually get worse for you.â
âLET ME GO!!â she struggled against the binding on her wrist and the sack put on her head.
âWhat did I tell you, you bitch!?â She was abruptly pulled out of the car and thrown onto the ground. âDo you have a death wish?!â
âFuck you!â
âIf I were you, Iâd cooperate, you little slut. Otherwise we might have to scar that pretty face of yours more than itâs necessary.â
With a sharp movement the sack was torn off her head and she had to squint her eyes from the light that hit her eyes with excessive force, reinforced by the fact she had just spent god knows how much time in a dark car with eyes covered.
âShitâŚâ there was no possibility to hold back the hiss and a few tears rolling down her cheeks.
âYes. Yes sunshine, youâre in deep shit.â The kidnapper kneeled to her level and caressed her cheek in a condescending gesture, obviously misreading her tears as a sign of fear and submission. âSo prettyâŚâ
âPiss off!â she acted instinctively, ending up with a slap on the cheek and stinging sensation that only added to her anger.
âDidnât I tell you to behave?â
âI had a stinking sack on my head, maybe there was something wrong with my hearing at the time and â â her head spun to the side as another slap, this time far harder landed on her cheek.
âWell you definitely heard me now. And if you didnât I wonât hesitate to remind you again. Now get up, weâre taking you to the boss.â
Great.
She was in a freaking video game, when two brainless thugs captured her for a reason that was still a mystery to her and was now taking her to the den of a final boss on the level.
***
âY/N Y/L/N.â
Should she even be surprised that said den had a design of a video game? Dark, cold, adjourned with different kinds of weapons scattered here and there, huge desk in the middle and three monitors that took up the entire wall?
Almost grotesque.
But hey, who was she to judge the taste of Gothamâs criminals, right?
She probably should have been terrified, praying to every higher power to be saved by Batman, Red Hood, Robin or â damn â even Poison Ivy in the worst case, but for some reason she couldnât bring herself to that particular emotion. It was like her brain refused to anchor in reality and everything turned into a freaking dream she was sure to wake up from any second now.
Though maybe getting back to reality in which Dick was still with Sienna and she was brokenhearted wasnât really a good alternative.
Right. Dick.
Did he even notice her gone? Or was he too busy patching things up with his girlfriend, already forgetting about Y/N? The girl he claimed to love?
A kick in the back of the knees that send her to the floor (again) made her realize that while getting lost in her thoughts she missed the obviously very important and very detailed speech of the villain who was describing his wicked plan to take over the world and â
âOuch!â
âStupid bitch.â
âIt hurts!â she tried to squirm away from the kicking but it was immensely hard with her hands still bound.
âHold the fire, boys. Easy. The lady is our guest after all and this is not how we treat guests, is it?â The goons chuckled darkly, because clearly guests were deserving of a far more cruel and brutal treatment. âNow, now, donât be scared little one. We wonât hurt you. Much. At least not until you give us what we want.â
The owner of a deep, husky voice, who clearly was the host of the party finally decided to step forward and show his face.
Well.
Not exactly showing his face.
***
 âCould you at least tell me who weâre dealing with here?!â Dick muttered, keeping his voice low as he and Shadow pulled at the abandoned building on the outskirts of Gotham. âDo you even know?â
âWhy? Does it matter?â Shadow joked âWould you use a different contingency plan for Riddler and another one for Two Face?â
âCould you please stop joking about it? This is my girlfriend weâre talking about!â
The emotions started to come to the surface, and Nightwing started becoming uncharacteristically scatter-brained.
âIdiot. Keep it down!â Shadow hissed, pulling him behind the corridor crease, miraculously avoiding the watchful gaze of the guardian. âHereâs what I get for putting myself at risk. Nightwing announcing his presence to the entire compound filled with criminals. Get yourself together. Or is it too hard for you?!â
Dick grimaced. He hated himself at the moment. For both losing his cool, especially in front of someone who could hold it against him and for missing on precious time since every second counted.
âY/N. Think about Y/N.â he muttered to himself âShe needs your help. Now more than ever.â
He took a few deep breaths, calming down the storm inside him to the point where he was actually in control and capable of turning the fear and concern into anger.
If anyone touched his Y/NâŚ.
âYou back?â
âYeah. Yeah, Iâm back.â He opened his eyes, completely focused, eyes sharp, instincts on high alert. âTell me whoâs the fucker who dared to take her.â
âBlack Mask.â
âFucker.â The word left Dickâs lips without the involvement of his brain. That was how much he loved her. The golden boy, teasing, joking and playful nightwing turned into a machine, swearing and ready to freaking kill, almost Red Hood like.
âSo? Ready to kick some asses?â
âAfter you.â The predatory smirk blooming on his face was a sign of incoming violence and spilling blood.
***
Her screams mixed with the ones coming from the corridor in a beautiful, gory cacophony of sounds. An ode painted with blood and pain. Maybe that was why for a longer moment no one in the room actually paid attention nor was willing to try and differentiate the sources of notes in the song.
 Or maybe it was the fact that the goonsâ cries were extremely high-pitched, almost reaching the same key as the yelling of a woman trapped in the torture machine, losing strength with every passing second.
âOh no, no, no, no.â Black Mask laughed cruelly âyou donât get to pass out on me yet. Info first.â The iron grip on her wrist tightened even more, as if that was even possible, cutting into skin and muscle, amplifying the blood loss.
For the last whatever-time-passed she was kept on the edge of consciousness as if Black Mask was hoping that choking, hurting and injecting with some substance would cause her to lose inhibitions and finally blurt out the information he was so dead set on getting.
Who is Nightwing.
Who is Batman.
Any piece of information would turn out to be useful, but since the beginning of the questioning it became painfully clear that that stupid girl was either too weak or too strong to answer.
Too weak because it seemed that even the slightest amount of pain made her repeatedly pass out and too strong because on those intermittent periods where she actually was conscious and aware of the surroundings enough to talk was the one making her extremely stubborn and uncooperative.
And Black Mask was losing his patience.
Here he was, gracing that little scum with his presence instead of submitting her to the treatment of his lower men, with less than gracious methods and she had the audacity to be bratty.
A vicious circle in which he was using the moments to get information only to be refused, beating her again and ending up with a thoughtless body, achieving nothing, over and over again. Â
He should have just stuck to using his rat, skillfully planted in Gotham. Â
âFuck!â he yelled seeing as once again she went limp on the chair only because he pulled her nail. âStupid bitch!â
âMmmmmâŚâ Y/N muttered and for a moment the room was completely quiet save from her little whimpering.
And then â
âOUCH!â
âFUCK!â
âRETREAT!â
âThe hell?â Black Mask walked to the door and looked through the peephole. âFuck!â Seeing his guards and men being thrown in different directions, sounds of yelling and snapping bones alongside with blood streaming on the floor was not the best view before 7 p.m. and definitely not the best without his favorite drink. Under any other circumstances he would be giving zero fucks about the violence outside the safe door, but now â he had a plan to complete and no one, fucking no one would prevent him from succeeding.
The loud sound of a doorâs guard crashing with the metal surface and pictorially sliding down with crushed skull caused Sionis to quickly recalibrate his plan.
Seemed like Red Hood was in the house. And not that Sionis was scared, but-
âHold them back!â he yelled, grabbing the limp body of Y/N and rushing towards the safety exit, to the roof where his private jet was landed just in case of emergencies.
And this was clearly an emergency.
***
The door broke about 30 seconds after Black Mask rushed to the passage.
âYou carry explosives with you everywhere?â Dick muttered, equally impressed and shocked.
âWhat? It comes in handy and -â
âAAAAH!â Both goons rushed at the two vigilantes before Shadow could finish a sentence, but their brave loud cries quickly turned to quiet, broken sobbing as they were laid down.
âBe a sweetheart and tell me where he went?â Nightwing leaned over the goon with an almost soft smile.
âmhmâŚâ inert waving towards the passage was enough of an answer.
âGood boy. Thanks.â
***
âNO!!â she yelled as Black Mask was dragging her through the roof. Sudden realization of all the things that could go wrong making her much more valiant and strong. As long as she was still in Gotham and not exported to another city or â god forbid â country â could result in being deemed as another missing-without-trail- person.
That is â if someone was even looking for her in the first place.
Tears pricked in the corner of her eyes at the thought that she could be so easily forgotten.
And the terror she was holding back for so long, since the moment of being dragged into that black SUV, finally found a way outâŚ
âNIGHTWING!!!â
***
âY/N!!â
A dead man would hear that cry and even a dead man would rise from the dead at the sheer desperation beaming from the voice.
âY/N!!! Iâm coming!â
***
âYouâre becoming a trouble!â Black Mask hissed, slapping her repeatedly, drawing another stream of blood this time from the broken lip.
âI â â
âIâm so done with you. Should have just killed you the second you turned out to be of zero significance to the cause. Now come here you little bitch-â
âNo!!â
She blindly started to run away, only to trip (obviously) and ending up back in Sionisâ grip.
âNO!!â
He was too strong and she was too scared and stiff to fight anymore. Digging heels into the ground did no harm and was definitely no hindrance in being pulled towards the ledge of the 10-stories building.
âNO!!!!â
âY/N!!â
Both the girl and Sionis froze for a moment as another male voice cut into the screaming match.
But it was too late.
***
âGo!â Shadow was probably the only one who didnât lose cold blood. âGO!â
***
She was falling.
And it was beautiful.
Knowing that she would finally be free of all the pain, of all the heartbreak, of the guilt coming with betraying another girl by sleeping with someone elseâs boyfriend. Liberated from being stuck in the memories of the past when she was actually happy, before everything went to shit.
âI love you DickâŚâ she whispered, finally crashing to the ground.
***
âWho the hell are you?!â
âOh, come on, not this again!â Shadow hissed, extremely dissatisfied with the fact that everyone she encountered was far more interested in getting to know her personality, rather than fearing her killer skills.
For Black Mask it took a record time of ten minutes before calling defeat and ending up bound and being taken by the GCPD.
***
âY/N.â
She opened one eye and much to her surprise found out that she was not a celestial body looking at her bloodied pulp of a body on the pavement.
âI love you tooâŚâ the warm embrace around her was welcomed but in time started to become a little suffocating and her battered body refused to be squeezed.
âDickieâŚâ
âShh⌠shh, I got you.â He whispered again, caressing her hair, kissing her forehead, doing everything to assure both her and himself that it was all over and that he got her, that she was safe and he would never let it happen again. Never.
âH-How? W-what happened-? I â I thought-â
âYou thought so little of me, didnât you?â
âIdiot.â
âHey!â
âFucking prick! I swear if it wasnât for this â â she swung her injured arm in the air âIâd slap the hell out of you!â
âI saved you!â
âI almost died and youâre making jokes!â
Oh. Right. Maybe, just maybe given the circumstances it was slightly inappropriate.
âSorry.â
âYeah. You better.â She pouted, but he knew better, wiping the unshed tears. âItâs over.â
âPromise?â
âI promise.â
âWhat happened?â
âIâm an acrobat, remember? I jumped. And damn, I wish someone had that on video because it was really one of my best â Ouch! Ouch! Ok, ok! Stop it! Point taken!â
***
âHow are we doing here?â
Once Sionis was seated in the back of a police car, hands were shaken and words of gratitude exchanged Shadow walked towards Dick and Y/n.
âI think sheâll live.â Dick teased with a smirk, predictably moving a safe distance away from his -- .
Right.
Maybe there was no happy ending after all with that messed up relationship thing hanging over their heads like a freaking axe.
âCanât say the same about Nightwing thoughâ Y/N pushed the thought away, settling on sending him a death stare for making fun of her again.
âGood. Iâm glad.â
âI think you made up for whatever crime you were trying to redeem, Shadow. Thank you. I owe you. You saved my ââ
âGirlfriend?â Shadow prompted, looking between Y/N and Dick, making them both blush in a bit of embarrassment.
âItâs complicated-â they both said at the same time.
âOh, trust me, itâs not complicated at all!â Shadow laughed
âWhat do you mean? You donât know-â
âI know more than you think. Havenât I proved that already?â Shadow turned around, making sure no one was watching and slowly took of her mask.
***
Fast forward. One week later.
Y/N was walking out of the hospital. It seemed like her arm was healing nicely and there were no complications, though her doctor was very stern while telling her she was supposed to rest and not get herself involved in any form of physical activity.
If he only knew that she was in a relationship with Gothamâs and Bludhaven vigilante.
âY/N!â
Speaking of which, said vigilante was now honking at her from his Porsche.
âShowoff!â
âGet in loser, weâre going shopping!
She laughed and jumped inside the vehicle.
âYouâre supposed to hold the doors open for me!â
âMh. Missed you too, sunshine.â He leaned over the gearbox kissing her with a cheeky grin. âHowâs the hand?â
âSheâll live.â
âQuoting me already, princess? Careful, I might think you consider me a superstar or something.â
âIdiot!â
âOuch! Youâre hurting me. But Iâm willing to forgive you, giving the circumstances of late.â
He started the engine and took the way to the city.
âYeah. Crazy, right?â her head fell onto the carâs headrest and she sighed heavily. âI mean â who would have thoughtâŚâ
***
Flashback
âS-Sienna!?â
âHey you two.â
âh-hey? What do you mean âheyâ?! What is this?! Some sick joke?!â
In her stupor Y/N missed the fact that Dick was as shocked (if not more) as her. Hence it couldnât have been any conspiracy against Y/Nâs mental health.
âWhoa! Whoa! Relax!â Shadow Sienna raised her hands in surrender âDick-â
âThe hell?! How do you know? Damn it-!â he forgot about all the rules of safety and tore off his mask. Getting to the bottom of this shit was far more important.
â- I meant what I said. Really! About that redemption arc! Just â just listen to me!â
âFive minutes.â
âIt was all a scheme-â
âWell let me tell you, your explanation is starting off the wrong footâ Dick groaned, pulling Y/N to his side to strengthen her mentally.
âI am Black Maskâs niece in the second line!â Sienna explained dramatically âwait-! Wait-! I have no loyalty to him! Not anymore!â
âOne minute left.â Dick hissed
âIt was all a plan. He had some vague idea about the ties between the one Dick Grayson and Batman and Y/N and wanted to use all of you against each other.â
âThirty seconds.â
âYes, fine! I was his spy for a moment, but then you two-. God! You love each other! And I just couldnât- I couldnât-â
Y/N wriggled out of Dickâs embrace and walked to Sienna, grabbing both her hands in her healthy one.
âThank you.â
End of flashback
***
 âI really hope you took your golden visa with you, cause I am about to go crazy with this shopping spree.â
âHey. No limits on Bruceâs cards. He wonât even notice the loss of a couple thousands and I got my girl back, so-â
âI think we should send-â
âI already took care of that.â
After all the trouble and drama they got their happy ending.
***
In another part of town a certain girl found a fruit and sweet basket on her doorstep. With a little, but meaningful card.
It seemed like she found her happy ending too.
One in which she was no longer used by anyone and treated as a villain.
With the view for a future of freedom.
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Prada You Chapter 15
Summary:
In the summer of 1998, sparks fly between Nyeya and Jey.
Nyeya is an 18-year-old around the way girl. Jey is older, paid, and fine. He is also the leader of the infamous Prada Bois alongside his twin brother Jimmy. The two have chemistry. However, Nyeya has plans outside of her attraction. With a birthday around the corner and dreams of living a good life, Nyeya sets her sights on enjoying the perks of Jey's money and hood celebrity.
But baby girl has no clue what it takes to really be down. Nyeya is about to learn some hard life lessons at the expense of her 'Prada' priced dreams.
Pairing: Jey Uso x Nyeya (Nye) Green (OC)
Authorâs Note: This story is happening in an alternative universe. It features the current and original Bloodline members along with other WWE stars. So, the characters are themselves, but some things are switched around for the stories sake. This was originally written with all original characters, but I think it could work better this way. Hope you guys enjoy it and I actually finish it...
Warning: Please be advised that this chapter contains underage drinking, age gap relationships.
Disclaimer: This work of art is fictional in nature including the original characters created by me. I do not own any of the existing characters or lyrics from songs referenced in this story (if any). All rights belong to their respective owners with the exception of my original characters. This work is purely for entertainment purposes and is not intended to cause harm.
Chapter 15: Division
The sunlight streamed through my bedroom window, warming the hardwood floor and catching on the gold bracelet still clinging to my wrist. I turned it over in my hand, the engraved words Belongs to a Prada Boi glinting in the light. It felt heavyâheavier than gold should. I had barely slept since Jey clasped it on, and now it seemed like a permanent reminder of everything I didnât understand about him or what it required of me in return.
A knock rattled my bedroom door, and my momâs voice cut through my thoughts. âNye, I need help with these groceries. Get up.â
My stomach twisted. She couldnât see this braceletânot her. Panic surged as I fumbled with the clasp, finally yanking it free and shoving it into my pillowcase.
âComing!â I called, grabbing a sweatshirt to cover my hurried movements.
When I opened the door, my mom stood there, one brow raised, her hands on her hips. âYouâre moving slow today. You all right?â
âYeah, Ma. Just tired. You know Kiyah kept me up all night,â I lied, brushing past her to avoid her sharp gaze.
She didnât follow, but her voice trailed behind me. âYou been sleeping over there a lot lately. Donât think I donât notice. Iâm starting to think you like it over there more.â
I grabbed a bag of groceries from the counter, ignoring the sting of her words. My mom was sharp, and if I wasnât careful, sheâd cut right through the excuses I was using to shield her from the truth.
âItâs nothing like that, Ma. Kiyah just wants me over there so we can gossip all night. You know how her and her mama is.â
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The next day, I met up with Kiyah, Natasha, and Nataya at Kiyahâs apartment. The box fan in the corner barely stirred the sticky summer air, but the loud R&B coming from Kiyahâs stereo kept the vibe lively.
âOkay, Nye,â Kiyah said, pausing mid-polish as she painted her toes neon orange. âWhatâs the deal? Youâve been holding out on us lately. You and Jey work shit out?â
I hesitated, biting my lip. Theyâll never let me hear the end of this if I say whatâs really been going on.
âSo... Jey asked me to help plan a birthday party for one of the Prada Bois,â I said finally. âItâs for Tama, and itâs supposed to be this Friday.â
The room erupted.
âWait, hold up. Youâre throwing a Prada Boi party?â Natasha squealed, practically spilling her iced tea.
âNot throwing,â I corrected, laughing despite myself. âIâm just helping Jey make it memorable.â
âGirl, thatâs throwing the party,â Kiyah said, snapping her gum. âAnd you know weâre coming. Donât even play like weâre not.â
âIâll see what I can do,â I teased, though I knew they were coming regardless.
Nataya leaned back on the couch, her bracelets jingling as she adjusted her tank top. âWhatâs the theme?â
âSomething classy but fun,â I said, reaching into my bag. âAnd speaking of classy...â I pulled out the bracelet, holding it up so it caught the light.
Kiyahâs jaw dropped. âOh, heâs serious-serious. Let me see that.â
I handed it over, and she turned it over in her hands, her eyes wide. âThis is official. Like, he stamped you. Thatâs crazy. Most hoes donât get that far.â
Nataya smirked, lifting her own wrist. âJimmy did the same thing last week. Different words, same vibe.â
Her bracelet read, âMy Prada Girl.â I made note of how hers and mines differed.
âYâall got me out here single and tragic,â Kiyah said, pouting. âI need a Prada Boi. Maybe Damianâs available. Perhaps Jacob but damn he got a lot kids. Like 14 of them.â
The mention of Damian made my stomach twist. I forced a laugh, but her words stuck with me long after the conversation moved on.
---
The next day, Jey surprised me with an invitation to the mall. He was in a rare, good mood, teasing me as we walked through the food court, sharing a chocolate-dipped cone from some ice cream place we passed by.
âYou remember when we came here and people-watched?â he asked, grinning as he wiped a stray drip of ice cream from my chin.
I nodded, smiling. âYeah, and youâd make up those ridiculous stories about everyone we saw.â
âBecause Iâm funny. Admit it,â he said, nudging me lightly.
âSometimes,â I teased back, earning a playful glare.
We wandered into Macy's, where Jey immediately started pulling clothes from racks. He paused in front of a display and grabbed a crisp red Ralph Lauren collared shirt for himself. The bold red contrasted perfectly with black jeans he pulled off a nearby hanger, making the outfit sleek and sharp.
Then he turned his attention to me, his eyes scanning the racks until he found a red dress. He held it up, a smirk playing on his lips. âThis is it. Short, tight, and classy. Just like you.â
The dress was undeniably striking. The smooth fabric hugged the mannequinâs frame, its bright red hue catching the light. The spaghetti straps and form-fitting design screamed confidence, while the slight slit up one side added an edge. âWhat do you think? Weâll shut it down at the party.â
I raised an eyebrow. âRed and black, huh? You really want to match?â
âHell yeah,â he said, his grin widening. âIf weâre showing up together, weâre showing out together. Red and black is how we make a statement.â
I rolled my eyes but couldnât stop smiling. âFine. But only because youâre paying.â
At the register, Jey took my hand, his thumb brushing over the bracelet on my wrist. His voice dropped, serious now. âYou know what this means, right?â
I glanced at him, my smile fading. âWhat?â
âIt means youâre mine,â he said simply. âAnd I donât take that lightly. You wearing this? Thatâs loyalty. Thatâs trust. And I donât break that for nobody.â
The intensity in his eyes made my stomach flip. I nodded slowly, unsure of what to say.
He smiled then, softening. âCome on. Letâs get out of here. Fridayâs gonna be a movie, baby.â
As we walked out, hand in hand, I couldnât help but wonder if this bracelet was a promise or a warning.
---
Friday night hummed with electricity. The venue, tucked behind tall iron gates and surrounded by luxury cars, was alive with the deep bass of music and the murmur of voices. The summer air clung to my skin as I stepped out of Jeyâs BMW, his hand firmly gripping mine. My friends spilled out behind us, their excited chatter filling the warm night.
The glow from the venue bathed the sidewalk in warm shades of red and gold. My dress, a sleek red number that hugged every curve, felt like a second skin. My stiletto heels clicked against the pavement, every step a reminder to keep my composure. Jeyâs arm slipped around my waist, grounding me in the moment.
âYou ready to show âem how itâs done?â he murmured, his lips brushing against my ear.
I forced a confident smile. âAlways.â
Behind us, Kiyah let out an exaggerated gasp. âYâall really came to shut it down. Nye, that dress is givingâdonât even look at me tonight.â
Natasha snickered, her braids swaying as she adjusted her crop top. âGirl, we all about to steal this party.â
Nataya, walking arm-in-arm with Jimmy, gave me a knowing look. Her bracelet caught the light, sparkling like a quiet declaration. âJust donât let her outshine me, Jey. Jimmy would never let me live it down.â
Jimmy laughed, leaning down to kiss her temple. âYou know youâre the real star, baby. Let âem have their moment.â
Jey smirked, nodding toward the door. âLetâs go. The nightâs not waiting.â
---
Inside, the venue was a world of its own. Red lights cast a sultry glow over everything, while gold accents on the tables and walls shimmered like hidden treasure. A DJ spun 90s hip-hop and R&B, the beats vibrating through the floor. Waiters moved through the crowd like shadows, balancing trays of champagne and hors dâoeuvres.
Tama, the birthday boy, sat at a central table surrounded by laughter and bottles of top-shelf liquor. His smile widened as he saw us approaching. Jeyâs hand stayed firm on my waist as we navigated the crowd, my friends trailing close behind.
âLook at yâall,â Tama said, standing with his arms open. His chain caught the light, gleaming against his crisp black shirt. âCoordinated and killing it. Appreciate you putting this together, Nye.â
âHappy birthday,â I said, returning his grin. âGlad you like it.â
Nataya slid into a seat beside Jimmy, who handed her a glass of champagne with a smirk. Kiyah and Natasha lingered by the bar, where Jacob and Solo were already engaged in a heated conversation. I caught Kiyah tossing a flirty glance at Jacob, her laughter loud enough to turn heads.
Jey pulled me onto his lap as he sat, his arm draped casually over my thigh. The move earned a round of whistles from the table.
âSheâs been running shit for this party,â Jey said, his voice loud enough to carry. âThis wouldnât have happened without her.â
âOkay, boss lady!â Solo teased, raising his glass in a mock toast.
The attention made me squirm, but Jeyâs hand tightened on my leg, his grip a quiet reminder that I was his. I smiled through the discomfort, playing my part.
---
As the night wore on, the energy shifted. Drinks flowed freely, and the music seemed louder, more urgent. Near the bar, tensions simmered as Damian squared off with a tall man in an oversized black hoodie and heavy gold chain. His posture was rigid, his broad shoulders and clenched fists exuding barely restrained aggression. Their voices started low but sharp, cutting through the ambient noise.
âYou didnât deliver. Now youâre acting like itâs my fault,â the man growled, leaning toward Damian.
Damian didnât flinch. Instead, he tilted his beer bottle, letting the condensation drip onto the floor as he stared the man down. âYou donât get to talk about delivery when you canât even follow basic instructions,â he fired back, his voice calm but lethal.
The argument escalated, drawing a crowd. Conversations faltered, and heads turned as their voices grew louder.
âYou think you can talk slick and not have consequences? Keep running your mouth and see what happens,â the man snapped, stepping closer.
Damian leaned in, his smirk a taunt. âGo ahead. Make it worth my time.â
Before it could boil over, Jey stumbled into the middle, his steps loose and unsteady. âHey! Cut this shit out,â he slurred, throwing an arm between them. âWeâre here to celebrate, not do this shit.â
The man hesitated, his fists flexing at his sides, but Damianâs jaw tightened. His gaze flicked to Jey, and the weight of his words hung in the air. âMaybe if you picked better people to trust, we wouldnât be cleaning up their messes.â
The pointed remark hit like a slap. For a moment, Jeyâs usual swagger cracked, and a flicker of vulnerability crossed his face. Tama stepped in quickly, his laugh light but firm. âCome on, yâall. Not tonight. This is my night. Letâs keep it cool.â
The man backed off first, muttering something under his breath as he disappeared into the crowd. Damian lingered, his cold stare fixed on Jey before he finally walked away, his beer still in hand.
The confrontation ended without violence, but the tension lingered. I watched from the edge of the room, my chest tight. Jeyâs world wasnât just chaotic; it was a minefield, and I was standing too close to the blast zone.
---
Outside, the air was a welcome relief, cool against my heated skin. I leaned against the wall, trying to collect myself when Damianâs voice broke the silence.
âNeeded a break too, huh?â
I turned to see him emerging from the shadows, his beer bottle dangling lazily in his hand. His gaze was sharp, his expression unreadable.
âDamian,â I said, my voice sharper than I intended. âWhat are you doing out here?â
âSame as you,â he said, his tone casual. âGetting some air.â
I crossed my arms, trying to steady myself. âWhatâs up?â
He didnât answer immediately. Instead, he took a slow sip of his beer, his eyes never leaving mine. âYou really think you belong here, Nyeya?â
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â I shot back, my voice defensive.
Damian stepped closer, his tone dropping. âThis world ainât built for girls like you. You think that bracelet makes you untouchable? It doesnât. It just makes you a target. Makes it harder to leave like I told you to.â
I swallowed hard, refusing to let him see my unease. âI can handle myself.â
âSure, you can,â he said, his smirk returning. Then, before I could react, he grabbed my arm, pulling me close. His lips brushed against mine in a brief, startling kiss.
I jerked back, my heart pounding. âDamian! What are you doing?â
Damianâs smirk deepened. âA reminder. Youâre not as safe as you think you are with him. But with me.. you could be.â
He walked away, disappearing into the night. I stood there, shaken, before finally heading back inside. Jey was drunk, laughing loudly with Tama and Sami. Nataya caught my eye from across the room, her brow furrowing as she noticed my expression. She nudged Jimmy, but I shook my head, forcing a smile. Whatever had just happened, I wasnât ready to talk about it.
As I sat back down beside Jey, his arm looped lazily around my shoulder, the bracelet on my wrist felt heavier than ever. The words Belongs to a Prada Boi seemed to echo in my mind, each letter a reminder of how deeply I was entangled.
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Wild hearts
Jasper Hale x original character
Summary: When a new girl arrives at Forks, she seems to catch Jasper Hale's attention. However, he and his family are hiding a secret. What they don't know is that Evelyn has a secret of her own
Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3
Evelyn and the Cullens were getting closer, especially Evelyn with Jasper. The family had taken her in and that seemed to be the biggest news at school. The Cullens, who had never spoken to anyone, had become friends with Eve in a matter of weeks. And that only brought even more attention to her.
Jasper would often come to her house to help her study and would also bring food made by Esme, who Evelyn had yet to meet. It wasn't that Jasper didn't want to take her home with him, but he already had to share Evelyn with his siblings, even Edward who had finally gotten over his frustration with not being able to read Eve's thoughts due to the static. He didn't want to have to share her at home too.
However, Evelyn had not forgotten her first friends at all, and made a point of dividing her time between the two groups. Despite being asked about the Cullens' secrets, especially Jessica and Mike, Evelyn never said anything, just rolling her eyes playfully and changing the subject.
She was now in biology class, Jasper by her side, extremely close to her. In fact, it was just to smell Eve's vanilla scent and not focus on the blood circulating through the other students' veins.
They were dissecting a frog, something Evelyn didn't really appreciate from her expression. Jasper laughed slightly at Eve's antics, who almost refused to cut the poor animal's belly. She handed the scalpel to the vampire, telling him he should do it. He accepted without complaint.
However, in the middle of the class, a distracted student slightly cut his finger with the scalpel. Evelyn saw a small drop of blood escape from the cut, and her eyes widened. Beside her, Jasper tensed, his jaw clenched and fists closed. He immediately pulled away from Evelyn and held his breath. The only thing that was stopping him from attacking was Evelyn, but even so he wouldn't be able to maintain control for much longer.
However, Evelyn didn't let him get too far, quickly grabbing Jasper's hand. She suddenly stood up in her chair, making a loud noise that caught the teacher's attention.
"Sorry! Blood, dizzy. I have to leave." She explained as succinctly as possible. The teacher nodded, looking at her strangely. She pulled the vampire with her. "Jasper has to come with me. To help me."
Without waiting for the teacher's answer, the two hurried out of the classroom, going as far away from the room as possible. They were at the end of the hallway, close to the exit doors.
Jasper, who was letting the scent of his mate consume his body, looked at her in surprise. "You know." he whispered.
"Surprise?"
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Jasper quickly took her to his car, heading to their house. He received a text from Alice saying that they were behind him, having heard what happened thanks to their sharp hearing.
The two remained silent, as Evelyn had said that she would explain it to everyone at the same time, as it would be easier if everyone was present.
Jasper nodded, but asked only one question. "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"No," she answered with certainty. "You don't know, Jasper, but there are many monsters in this world. You and your family are far from that."
They finally arrived at the Cullen mansion, and Evelyn looked at the house in adoration. They lived a little isolated from the rest of the city, near the edge of the forest. The house was large, with lots of glass that let in light. The walls were made of wood, giving it a rustic and classic feel, perfect for the Cullens.
The door opened and Evelyn saw two people, looking older but still extremely beautiful with their pale skin and amber eyes.
"Jasper? Is everything alright?" the woman, who Evelyn realized was Esme, asked. "Is that Evelyn?"
"Yes, hello!" she smiled at the couple, letting Jasper put a hand on her back and lead her to the entrance of the house. "It's very nice to meet you, Mrs. and Mr. Cullen."
"Please, call us Esme and Carlisle. You really are as beautiful as Jasper said." Esme said, opening the door wider for them to enter. Behind them, the rest of the Cullens' cars had arrived and everyone was heading inside, their eyes fixed on Evelyn.
"What's going on?" the clan leader asked, confused.
"She knows." Jasper said simply, but never taking his eyes off Eve.
"Well, I certainly have to tell you the truth now." Evelyn tried to calm her pounding heart. "I wasn't sure what you were, because I've met some of your kind who were⌠different. But the pale skin, the fact that you never ate, all signs pointed to you being vampires."
Evelyn saw Rosalie open her mouth, but cut her off before she could speak. "Don't worry, Rose, I won't say anything. After all, I have a secret too. And I really don't want it to be revealed."
"You can trust us, darling." Jasper promised, taking a small step toward her unconsciously. He needed to be closer to her.
"I know." She smiled slightly. "I am, this is going to sound weird I know, but I am the daughter of Aphrodite, goddess of love and fertility."
"So you're what? A demigod?" Emmett asked, his mouth slightly open. When Evelyn confirmed, he turned to his wife, "See? I got it right!"
Rosalie rolled her eyes at her husband's antics. Alice was the next to speak, "What does that mean? What can you do?"
"Quite unlike the children of the other gods, I have no powers. I know how to fight, but only because I've been trained since I was three. Demigods, those who are recognized by their parents at least, go to a camp. There we train to⌠to kill monsters."
"What kind of monsters?" Lucas crossed his arms, bringing Alice closer to him. Jasper glared at him, when he saw Evelyn's face fall.
"Oh, not you. Another type of monster. You know Furies, Minotaur, Mimas, and the list goes on." She revealed, seeing the shocked looks of the vampire clan. "Anyway, I'm just pretty. I attract attention. But the children of Athena are smart, the children of Poseidon can control water. We all live together. And we go on quests to kill monsters and send them back to hell. That's also why I have dyslexia, all demigods have it. We are hyperactive, something that helps in battles."
"You're not just pretty. You're much more than that." Jasper quickly said, completely amazed by the girl.
"Thanks, Jasper. Well, on my last quest I went with my friends, but it didn't go well. I was the only survivor." Evelyn looked up to keep the tears from falling. "I had to get out of there. Try to live a normal life, for them."
The vampires looked at Evelyn sadly. "I never knew demigods were real." Carlisle whispered. He was completely surprised, as was the rest of his family.
"Yes, we try not to let anyone know. Our life is dangerous enough." Evelyn said, after controlling her emotions. What she didn't know, was that Jasper was helping her calm down. "The monsters chase us. They can sense that we are demigods. But here, in Forks, none have found me yet. I think it's because of the presence of so many supernatural beings."
"This is wicked!" Emmett exclaimed.
"So that's why I can't see what you're thinking?" Edward questioned. "Or because Alice didn't see you coming in her visions?"
"Sorry, what?" the blonde raised her eyebrows. "What do you mean?"
"Some vampires have gifts, darling." Jasper explained, now walking the rest of the distance to stand next to Evelyn. His amber eyes looked at her with admiration. "Edward can read minds, Alice can see the future and I'm an empath."
"Oh, wow. That's â wow." The vampire family laughed at Evelyn's reaction. "But yes, maybe that's why. What do you hear in my mind?"
"Just static. It's like a barrier I can't get past." Edward explained.
"That's cool." Evelyn murmured, her eyes wide. "What about you? Do you have another form besides your human one like the vampires I know?"
"No." Carlisle replied, his curiosity heightened by the knowledge that there were other species. "Are you able, if you can, to tell us more about these... vampires?"
"They are extremely beautiful and seductive women under the control of the goddess Hecate. They are known to feed on the blood of men. Their true form is a woman with flaming hair, white skin, glowing red eyes, fangs, one prosthetic Celestial Bronze leg and one donkey leg and wings." Eve explained succinctly. She remembered the first time she had fought an Empousa, it wasn't fun. "The demigods can see her in her true form, so I can tell your species apart. But I don't know a lot about you, we focus more on the mythical creatures."
"We glow when exposed to the sun. And we don't drink human blood, only animal blood, hence the color of our eyes." Evelyn nodded, already knowing that last part. "And we're immortal, of course."
"Same." Evelyn shrugged. The family looked at her in confusion, their eyes wide and eyebrows raised. It seemed as if she was discovering a new world after so many years of life. "Demigods are a bit stronger than a mere human. And we have a few more abilities. But we can still die if we are injured. At twenty, we become immortal, which is when our powers are at their peak."
"How old are you?" Alice asked.
"I'm nineteen." Evelyn informed with a small laugh. "My ritual isn't until next year. So now you know."
Rosalie was the first to snap out of her shock and pulled Evelyn into a hug. Evelyn quickly hugged her back, happy that there were no more secrets, or so she thought. Alice hurried to join them, the three of them giggling, while the rest of the vampires watched them with smiles. They acted like real teenagers when they were together.
After talking to the Cullen family a bit more, she and Jasper went for a walk in the woods. He was somewhat relieved that they had an eternity together, and that he wouldn't have to watch her grow old without him.
"So you can feel what I'm feeling?" Evelyn found the courage to ask. Jasper nodded. "That's a little embarrassing. I don't know why I feel this way around you."
"I know why, darling." He stopped walking, causing Evelyn to stop as well. He tucked a strand of hair behind her ear.
Evelyn lost herself as she looked into Jasper's eyes. They held so much pain, but also adoration for her. But why? The forest had gone silent, even the birds had stopped singing, as if they knew something was going to happen.
Jasper's cool touch on her cheek was soothing, and it made her stomach turn. It was as if every time the vampire touched her, an electric shock spread through her body. All rational thoughts were forgotten and she could only focus on him.
"We're mates. I'm yours. And you're mine."
"I think I need to sit down."
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my curse is that i keep falling in love with peacock shows that a) people forgot they have a subscription to, or b) keep getting cancelled- but if you DO have peacock and you want 20+ recs hit a stitchy up, yooooo
NUMBER ONE please watch The Resort. Itâs about love and grief and going on a magical realism vacation in the mayan riviera and playing detective on some missing teenâs old ass pre smartphone cell phone đ¤łđźđ´
(definitely serves as a stand alone miniseries, but iâd love more)
Look at this cast and tell me youâre not like âohh.â THE RESORT. NOW.
2!!!! WE ARE LADY PARTS
a comedy about a British punk rock band named Lady Parts, which consists entirely of Muslim women. One of whom is obsessed with Don McLean, which speaks di-fucking-rectly to teenage stitchy
threeeeee is BRILLIANT MINDS, the medical drama show i would make if you held me hostage. I would say âthere are too many doctor shows already!!!â And youdâd say, âmake one anyway!!! I have a weapon!!â But this doctor show is Special. Itâs based on the work and character of neurologist Oliver Sacks, who iâve been fascinated by since doing the opera adaption of The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat in college (brag). Itâs kinda like if House had old school Quantum Leap levels of empathy and đłď¸âđ
gif by @pedro-reed THIS SHOW IS LIKE A HUG. Did i MENTION mandy patinkin cameo that rocked my world??? Btw???!
shuttup i fucking loved the treasure of foggy mountain. Its number 4. i said what i said
FIVE! Speaking of films on peacock, you know Conclave is on there right? RIGHT?! Itâs the Mean Girls of pope movies. Itâs everything to me, a cradle catholic who thinks canon Jesus was pretty lit, its the fandom I canât gel with. And Ralph Fiennes has to care for his dead bossâs army of turtles need i say more
Okay back to tv series⌠MR MERCEDES! Itâs stephen king doing some hardboiled detective shit that only baaaarely steps out of reality. Like. One toe. One and a half. Shout out to all my Brendan Gleeson fuckers, i know youâre out there.
Everyone else⌠You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
are we on 7? Weâre on 7. Itâs MRS DAVIS. Betty Gilpin is a nun raised by shady Las Vegas magicians who is Hot For Jesus and on a mission to destroy Artificial Intelligence and her mommy issues. My flabbers were gasted by this perfection.
(Complete narrative btw!)
EIGHT. Do you love Stephanie Hsu??? Do you enjoy Nahnatchka Khanâs other work? Check out LAID. A sex comedy that is very preposterous and if we do not get a s2 I will be haunted forever. my Number 1 nepo baby Zosia Mamet is also here and she is not playing around
NINE is a total left field premise. Claudia OâDoherty and Craig Robinson go into business hunting exotic pythons for cash. This might be the peak hustle culture show about a Tenuous Job. I have never touched a snake in my life and iâm gripping my guts from laughing like âso tru bestie!!â
TEN is a P.S.A. Friends, i need you to know Peacock has some golden oldies. Is Little House On The Prairie your show when youâre sick on the couch? Did you dad raise you on old Quantum Leap? Have you been meaning to meet my best friend Mr. Detective Columbo!? They are HERE!
awoooo!! 11 is WOLF LIKE ME. Josh Gad is an american dad living in australia for some illusive reason⌠idk⌠anyway his daughter has a serious anxiety disorder he is carefully managing, and uhhhhh guess what his new girlfriend Isla Fisher is a werewolf. LET GIRLS BE MONSTERS.
Uhm i think Iâm gonna have to stop here and re blog to add more. Too many images! đ
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Minagoroshi actually made me cry several times and then during the ending I was just kinda watching everything unfold with wide eyes. Time to move on to the final chapter and see how everything shakes out!
#tooni plays higurashi#i'm remembering back when i was on the question arcs not trusting mion but loving her anyway#and with everything i know about the characters now it makes me laugh#i can safely say i really do enjoy this entire cast#just sometimes really wish keiichi and irie could just behave
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You know who you remind me of? Helga Pataki.
Please tell me you (or somebody else) gets the reference đ
anon u turned my world to static with that namedrop
on the list of things i did NOT expect to happen ,because hUH??: someone dragging [hey arnold] into my tiny nuca inbox
#feesh answer#yes. yes i get the reference. . .#BRUH YOU JUST SHUT MY BRAIN DOWN FOR A SOLID MINUTE. I HAD TO SYSTEM REBOOT.#DON'T YOU CASUALLY UNLOCK A DEEPSEATED MEMORY LIKE THAT. put my waves out of wack. WOO!!! WILD!!!!#tho helga to be fair was what the millenialish kids would cal..l. a 'bad bitch'?#she put up with a lot#and despite all the suckage around her.. she still manages to be her clever ambitious passionate self#go helga go!!!! get what you want girl!!! i hope life treats you better!! you deserve several breaks!#when i first watched hey arnold#i didn't really care about it. it was decent background noise after school or whatevs.#helga was weird and creepy at best#when i got older... i somehow stumbled back into the show#and became obsessed with it. watched everything all over again. watched the movie i never saw#NOW....WITH THE WISDOM OF AGE..... i understood. i was UNDERSTANDING. really appreciated the show more#and its characters of course.... finally understood how messed up the pataki family was fo realsies#anyway. after that initial BLASTED BURST of unlocked memory vault . with the nostalgia. and the facts of me watching it twice#i return to reality: this ask. which is currently comparing me to helga#and i laugh maniacally because i don't know how else to react#my second urge was to punt anon out the window so they can land in a conveniently placed bouncy castle and atone for their crime#their crime of. making me embarrass myself with .myself#but i DON'T punt anon because. well. *gestures to the ask*#falls back dramatically into my armchair#what am i supposed to do........ i can't really escape the allegations can i...#sighs dejectedly . surrounded by my own posts
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question: who is your favourite scooby doo character and why?
in a similar vein to my how did you get into scooby doo post from last month, i'm now interested in hearing who your favourite character from the franchise is! are they a member of the core gang or a side character? which iteration/version of theirs do you like best? do you have any specific memories associated with them? do they mean a lot to you personally, or do you just think they're neat? it's time to gush about them in the tags/replies!!
#if you don't know me: hi i'm nem and when the scooby doo hyperfixation beam hit me back in 2021 i was cursed to forever think about#fred jones more than everyone else on the planet combined#i just think the evolution of his character is so fascinating#especially in the way that they made him more engaging by just exaggerating his core traits a whole bunch over time#my favourite iterations of his are mystery inc (for the canon autism and generally how emotionally affecting he is)#and what's new (for just how plain silly and sweet he is)#however now that i've seen the whole show be cool's version of fred is now a firm favourite as well (his focus episodes are amazing!!!)#there's just so much that can be done with him and there's never a dull moment when he gets quality screentime in an episode or movie#he makes me laugh he makes me cry and through relating so much to his character he essentially tricked me into loving myself#i grew up with undiagnosed autism and struggled with self-hatred for things like my intense interests/social struggles/hyperempathy#things that i now know are just. fundamental parts of me and the way my brain is#so seeing fred be his unapologetic autistic self (canon in mystery inc/coded in everything else) made me feel less alone & gave me hope#which eventually led me to seek out & obtain my formal diagnosis at 17 and generally just feel so much more secure in who i am#so yeah!!!! this silly goofy cartoon character means a whole lot to me and i'm glad to have a place to express that :)#i look forward to seeing everyone's responses to this question!!!#scooby doo
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HI TUMBLRR itâs me
#I ate ramen just now it was soooo god I think ramen is just it just is better after 10pm#im right#ughhh ok that actually reminded me earlier my classmate was making an Asian people eat dogs joke like he put on this awful accent and he wa#all like âdog tastes so good with riceâ and then he did other stuff too#but what really made me upset is that someone who I thought was my friend found it really humorous! wow okay!#I know itâs not really a big deal but im still kind of sad like Iâve lost all my respect for you now#anddd they were my only friend in the class so now Iâm stuck there for the rest of the semester I guess . I mean Iâll still be nice to them#but I just donât think I can bring myself to like them anymore sorryyy . not really . but kind of#idk if Iâm overreacting . in elementary school though people would make jokes actually about me eating dog and it always made me really sad#but I never held it against them cause we were children#but now I feel like youâre old enough to know what youâre laughing at..#wow ok this really derived away from me being on tumblr and having just ate the worlds best ramen#well . not really I mean it was good but Iâm allergic to normal noodles and I need to eat rice noodles and theyâre not bad I just donât lik#them as much Lol#I feel like my actual posts say nothing but if anyone ever reads the tags they probably know everything about me..#I use tumblr to complain half the time loll and I used to post my drawings more but I havenât made any good drawings recentlyđđđBUT WAIT!#i have a comic Iâll post in October weâll see how far I am in it by thenâŚ#im like . halfway done with chapter oneeeee so maybe like Iâll post all of chapter one on hallowern.. how does that sound⌠cause actually#for those of you who donât know my story has ghosts in it#im like trying to keep it a little silly right now but the tone might shifftttt idk!!!!! weâll seeeeeeee cause actually I have NOT worked#out the entire plot.. just like. most of it.#but I keep having ideas like midway through ughhh itâs an endless cycle!!!!!#like Francis . she used to be a random character who shows up once but then I was like . wait no! anjali should have ghost friends! and tha#thatâs how Francis came to be#and actually today I kind of finalized her design^_^ albeit in my math notebook lol
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I swear why are half the things i like/fandoms im in made of mostly younger people while the other half are mostly older people? what are the zoggin odds with that?
How it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 30-40 somethings.
VS how it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 14-17 somethings.
like am do i just have extremely odd luck with things i like or is this just what being 20 is like?
#I go browse homestuck twitter and find out an artist I like is turning 16. I go to warhammer twitter and see a meme poster I enjoy is almost#three times my age.#like how do you get a person to somehow feel too old to be in a one fandom yet too young to be in the another?#i know this sounds stupid but it happens every time i like something#world of warcraft has people who have been playing this game for as long as i have been alive#despite aging with the game minecraft is primarily youngsters#team fortress 2 is somehow both too young and too old a fanbase#i've long since reconciled with the fact pretty much everything i like is over a decade old but why cant i just like something with a ->#similar age base? like it would be nice to interact with people that like similar things i like on a consistent basis.#I don't want to buzz around my 2 friends ears trying to not talk too much about my interests. Don't get me wrong I love those two gits but-#its not like i can complain about those childish gits who kept blocking the good fishing nodes in world of warcraft#I cant share my homestuck art and make references to characters that they don't know#I like making references! references make up roughly 1/3rd my jokes! Heck they make up my zogging dialogue too!#HECK I SAY ZOG AND GIT BECAUSE I AM A BLOODY STUPID MIMIC! I'M NOT EVEN BRITISH I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS!#YET EVERY TIME I GET A NEW âmain interestâ OR WHATEVER I END UP TAKING IN ZOGGIN SPEECH PATTERNS FROM THE DANG THINGS!#I ONCE MUTTERED âmerdeâ WHEN THINGS WENT WRONG FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR BECAUSE SPY SAID IT AND ONLY STOPPED WHEN MY BILINGUAL AND FRENCH TAKIN#FATHER AND BROTHER RESPECTIVELY TOLD ME IT MEANT SHIT#I SAY âSLAPS ME ON THE KNEEâ AND âSUCKS ON ICEâ BECAUSE OF A MAIN INTEREST!#MY POSTURE GOT BETTER SOLELY BECAUSE I DID NOTHING BUT LEVEL A ZANDALARI HUNTER UNTIL LEVEL 120.#WHEN LAUGHING A MODERATE AMOUNT I DO THE /LOL ORC EMOTE. WHEN CHUCKLING I PUT MY HAND ON MY MOUTH LIKE SHIVER FROM SPLATOON BLOODY 3!!!#I HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY MIMICKING THINGS I LIKE FOR YEARS! I BOB MY HEAD AND WALK DIGITIGRADE BECAUSE I HEARD BIRDS/DINOSAURS DO IT TO-#BALANCE WHEN WALKING. AND THE ONLY REASON I SUCKED AT RUNNING WAS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WATCHED A SCENE OF ICE AGE WHERE SID WAS WAL#ING AND MIMICKED HOW HE WALKED FOOT -> FOOT INSTEAD OF HEEL -> TOE HEEL -> TOE#AND NOW I GUESS I'M JUST WAITING FOR WHAT ILL GET FROM HOMESTUCK HUH#ugh if you can't tell this is a midnight brainrot post. i may be awake and on my computer but this still has the energy of that kind of pos#saturday warhammer and the following wendys browsing for ya folks.#midnight brainrot#Man i needed to get those off my chest#not like anyone reads these midnight brainrot posts anyways#oh yeah gotta tag art and paint.net so i can easily find these drawings later if i need them
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standing here in my star-patterned bathrobe holding a stylus while inscribing something onto my computer. it's wizard time baby
#just me hi#my mom came into the room n saw me doing all that + starting laughing and saying 'you look like a wizard' so i have achieved the Pinnacle#of my existence hhvsbhhfsv#my n my starry bathrobe on our way to cast spells (writing in a language no one can understand (regular handwriting) and portraying strange#otherworldly begins (drawing wet cat OCs))#/i should draw this though because it Is kind of silly now that i think about it#i'm a wizard >:3 my potions are store-bought and taste like cherry dr perpper and my spells are free from my brain#my runes? uhhh have you ever heard of drawing warmups ??#i lay out simple curses and it's words that make no sense and characters i actually talk about in secret like a little troll forgetting#other people can hear it Hfbhsv#my tower is whatever i'm standing on at the moment. which is a kneeling pad rn Lol :3#//which btw kneeling pads are Awesome for nearly everything#Except for sitting because everything will still hurt and maybe More than it did before Lmaooo#but like after a bit of standing it Sucks standing up and the kneeling pad is really good at helping me redistribute the weight doing that#ik it's better to stand than to sit but dude it blows so much harder hfhsbvhf#i am taking damage on all sides and with nearly every method but oh!! i will find a proper system well enough !!!#//anyway i think i want to get a wizard hat now lol :3#maybe a blue one!! i like blue :>>#//yea though i'm almost done with this ref!! !!!!#love it when things go smoothly. wheeee :D#i gotta add a couple things and then colour + shade + effects cuz i'll Die without my effects hfvbsh#really i learned how to do that little glitch thing and now i just can't go back lol :>#trying out new ways + new layer settings all the time so ~!~#//but YEA gonna get to that and then other things and stuffs!! you know :3#so tooooodles ~+~ !!
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LANCE! AND NANCE!
#speak of the devil....aligns great to revisit my xmas rehearsal archiving now that i've also revisited a range of prior xmas materials#such as this very playbill image carousel i have to take a bat to. gimme the pictures#was like alright nobody seems to be named nancy for a start. but like if there's a pic towards the end of things [check mark] of someone#with lance rubin [check mark] b/c that'd probably be all i want for christmas is you which would certainly involve lyrics [check]#& given no Obvious Nances my next guess would be it was alexandra ferrara as per jenashtep texting that pertinent lore [check]#joe iconis christmas extravaganza#7th annual xmas#14th annual xmas#alexandra ferrara#lance rubin#it'd really Make This if i could definitely spot jenashtep in the Group there but. playbill post one hundred images from this show#we've got another ragamuffin & rare peenie & the hick & philip romano & dramaturgically correct feather dusters to document further#however on that Ambiguity In Researching This Stuff note. the all i want for christmas is you being the site of Magical Family Reunion#lance rubin's father the first two shows....6th annual christmas; your little sister....was there even Villain's Long Lost Anyone by 7th?#second annual for example: No. but sydney x. thornwassail did have long lost rufus; his boyfriend you homophobic assholes#was 7th annual the first time the villain BICO'd b/c it was also the first time they had a henchman (the hick)? well. more pics; playbill#just having fun documenting what we've got. oh my god speaking of this was great sent me on Yet More research like oh & this video#haven't revisited it in a moment but immediately like Oh I Remember This lmao. w/yet more seeming oh hey just like this other show's plot#xmas show that is....8th annual aw we got a four person Family Reunion Group Hug going great. 9th annual the video i recalled revisited#laughed & cried lmao & recognized more characters than ever....little clutch of sweet baby jesus ragamuffin quince the hick#all standing back there in the center having a high time w/the technical difficulties just like me the online video viewer yrs later lmaooo#& now i can only guess that the Lance And Nance lyric was the [I / And I] group backing When Livelier & Not Held As Long format#but we'll have to ask jenashtep. or many other ppl....no problem i'm all about info & trivia & knowing pretty much everything
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#meow meow meow i have a rant to spill and then hopefully i can get back to work#i don't even really know how to start bc im trying g to keep it vague but if you spend even a second of time with me in real like you will#know exactly what i am talking about lmao#i just don't understand how it is physocaply possible for one person to be so misunderstood#like how the fuck do i know this much about a person I've met twice?#im actually losing my marbles#does no one pay attention? does no one care?#i should not be so surprised that these people are treated as objects and characters despite being literal real life humans#however#i fear that my faith in humanity is dwindling like a lot#i don't know how i managed to do this but like seriously for realizing don't think i can do fandom anymore#like at this point these are just real life people to me#and seeing harmless tags like weird video and posts critiquing every little thing#like what someone is wearing and how a surprise isn't surprising hard enough#like is nothing good enough for you? does everything in the whole world have to cater to your specific tastes exactly otherwise its no good?#what ever happened to art for arts sake?#about making each other laugh and cry because its a primal instinct?#about letting our souls connect through the mortifying ordeal of being known and seen?#anyway#im feeling better now but damn
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Sniper: Nice view, ainât it?
Spy: Iâve seen better.
Sniper: Really? Whatâs your favorite place youâve seen?
Spy: Le Jardin des Tuileries.
Sniper: Really, Spook? Youâve never seen anything better than France?
Spy: Non, not particularly.
Sniper: How come?
Spy: My work never left me much time for sightseeing.
Sniper: Ah, ainât that the truth.
Spy: (sighs)
Spy: Though I suppose that would make this the second-best view Iâve ever seen by default.
Sniper: (laughs) Youâre a proper riot.
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Aka I listened to toby foxâs roast chicken song on loop because Iâm normal and then I experienced a Thought :)
(Just in case click for better quality.. tumblr loves to butcher my posts)
#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#team fortress 2#tf2#deltarune_explosion.gif#thatâs me. right now. watching this#i love everything about thisâŚi like how youâve kind of chibi-fied them but in a way where itâs still very much your art style#they look like little soft dolls that i could pick up and play withâŚtime to make them hug /j#i know this is a small thing but i also enjoy how youâve given them different nose shapes#and also how youâve drawn spyâs mask going over his noseâit just looks so Good and i donât know how to explain it#in general the fact that youâve managed to keep their character designs so accurate even while simplifying them is fantastic#YOUâRE SO GOOD AT ART!!!! EVERYBODY COME LOOK AT MY FRIEND WHO IS SUPER TALENTED AND DOES GOOD ART!!!!! /GEN#also also!! the way sniperâs expression does a little bounce when he laughs is so adorableâŚwaaaaaaaaa#AND I KNOW I TOLD YOU THIS ALREADY. BUT THE WAY SPY LOOKS OVER AT SNIPER AND THEN LOOKS DOWN AT HIMSELF#WITH THOSE BIG WIDE EYES#BEFORE STARTING TO SWING HIS OWN LEGS AND SMILING#UGH MY HEART IS FULL!!!!! SPY GETS TO EXPERIENCE WHIMSY AND JOY REAL NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!!#i like how itâs implied that spy delivered his joke in such a deadpan manner that sniper was confused at first#but then spy smiles at him and heâs like âoh yeah that spy just fooling around hahaâ#oh and i said this before too but in case anyone else is looking the way that you made sniperâs hat shift with his head movements is so goo#BUT ALSO youâve done such a good job getting him to emote even with the glasses hiding his face!#i love his little >:> expression itâs adorable!!!#this whole thing is adorable. iâm going to go watch it again right now#WAIT IS THIS TECHNICALLY YOUR FIRST ANIMATION#SINCE THE OTHER ONE WAS JUST MOVING JANEâS HAND BACK AND FORTH MANUALLY#WHOA BUSH FIRST ANIMATION!!!!!! LOTS OF APPLAUSE!!!!!#/GEN THATâS SERIOUSLY SO COOL :D#okay now iâm going to go watch it again for real :3#(ACTUALLY. I WAS REALLY CLOSE TO THIRTY TAGS WHAT THE HECK IT WAS SO EASY TO TYPE OUT 28 LIKE IT WAS NOTHING#IâM MAXING OUT THE TAGS WITH THESE LAST TWO EHEHEHE)
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