#and whoppie as well

[smolturnip]

Unlikely but I hope we get to see Rubedo again during Windblume 2. It's been over a year, let him out of the Dragonspine basement Mihoyo!

(and if he could bring Cinnabar Spindle with him for the people who missed it that'd be nice too-)

[rarepair-haven]

Since Classic x Nightmare's shipname is Darkhumor, Classic x Dream's shipname should be: Comedy!

This is because, unlike dark humor, comedy is a humor that brings joy with its silliness, and it also helps people feel better.

Well, I started to think that this ship could be a wonderful thing!

The whole dynamic of the positivity warrior who does everything to save the multiverse and who is probably a god x just a guy, it's everything to me-

Like, you have a whole guy willing to fight, even having a bow and arrow, everyone would think that Dream is a difficult guy to impress.

Then, out of nowhere, Sans comes, using a whoppie caushion next to Dream to make a fart joke ( obviously ), and he's just...admired and all in love with his lazy skeleton.

And people would be like: ?????

I really imagine them telling jokes together, going to places together, Dream carrying Classic around...

Man, Sans could even mess with Dream with his pranks.

Dream and Sans would help each other with their problems because they are both broken, they would understand each other, because they possibly both lost people they loved, and it is difficult for them to move on.

Anyway, I think they have a lot of potential to be a thing!

Both romantic and platonic.

This is very cute! You don’t see a lot of classic ships anymore

[thespianinthebackcorner]

Whoppy Fandesign!

I know it's been a year and a half since we last saw either him or his dad BUT! I've had this idea running around in my head for a while so I attempted to draw it. I ended up giving him a wish art cause Nahida's little pose was too good not to use. Then I got lazy and abused IbisPaint's perspective editing abilities to do the background instead of drawing it😂 anyway I put a fair amount of thought into this (which is explained under the cut) so here you go!

it's a little low quality, but still.

I'm imagining him as a Cryo Catalyst, since he probably lost the ability to use a sword after he got his ass beat. I get the feeling seeing a sword gives him bad reactions after that (considering he had Bennett, Eula and Traveler running at him with them and then got backstabbed...) so he prefers to just use his own power- although having a catalyst doesn't really do much outside of appearances, it can restrict him from using too much power at once and exhausting him, which is useful. He prefers to keep a distance in fighting instead of going in with the smack like half the other male catalysts do.

His fake Vision, which he uses to pass off his Cryo abilities (not like he really needs to cause literally everyone can tell he's a flower) is located on the back of his little overcoat thing. It's similar to Venti's where it splits into a pair of coattails at the back- the glowing thing on the back of Venti's is in the same spot as Rubedo's Vision.

He ties his hair up into a little bun, with one of the lantern-like thingamajigs hanging off it. Paired with the two on his braids he's got three lanterns, which smack into each other and sound a little like bells when he's running around. If you need to find him, just follow the sound.

His outfit is the way it is to maximise room for partial transformation if nessecary. He also just loves the feeling of having a skirt on, so there's that as well. Short sleeves give his arms wriggle room and a wide layered skirt gives him room to move. It also has the added bonus of being long enough to cover his legs so he doesn't get cold :)

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Nice answers! Can’t wait for more :D

1: I know in comics it’s just easy to draw but how does Jake (& some of his family) doesn’t get his identity revealed just wearing a domino mask? (Chris at least wears glasses & acts differently most likely) it would be cool if he got a full mask with a voice changer (my updated version of Jake has a black mask with white eye lenses & a flaming Nightwing logo in the middle)

2: what’s the duos bestest prank they ever pulled?

3: what’s their favorite “prank” items? Fake poo, whoppy cushion, arrow through the head “hat” etc

4: let’s say the duo wants to pull a “Batman Beyond,” who would they pass their superhero title to?

5: How would you bring the starburst duo into the main DC universe? Another crisis or just leave as is in your universe?

Happy April Fools Buddy @pin-crusher2000 and I assure you this’ll be no April Fooling around in this answer ;-)

1) He is able to hide his identity via both his subtle posturing which allows him being more laidback and casual and inflections on his voice which have him sound less guttural and deep when he’s not wearing his domino mask. I base this subtly in his presentation based on how both Grant Morrison and artist Frank Quitely demonstrate the differences between Clark Kent and his alter ego within All Star Superman

2) Oh it’s definitely the time they emptied out some bullies’ body sprays in their lockers during swimming lessons, refilling them with ladies’ perfume instead and it wasn’t until it was far too late when said bullies even noticed it

3) The Arrow in the Head Gay is among them for playfully fooling around the Arrows but Joybuzzers and Gag Peanut Brittle cans are their go to options

4) Chris - I say the Mantle of Nightwing might go to probably a future child of Jake and Meredith (semi canonically Jake and his wife had son they named after Dick Grayson) with Chris appropriately teaching the newer Nightwing the tricks and tools of the mantle

Jake - The mantle he made can fall to probably a fan of the original Skybird who looked up to Jake as their hero for that longest time and only steps into the matte fully at a time of emergency but Jake sees pony’s tail in the kid and offers to train them. Basically a combination of sorts of Tim(my) Drake and Terry McGinnis in that regard

5) Well if there was a chance to adapt Chris, Mar’i and Jake in to the Prime Earth continuity, I’d basically do it all akin to the way Jon was eventually incorporated via a run in with an all powerful force and antagonist that screws around with the timelines and memories of Clark, Lois, Dick and Kory but the presence of these heroes allows them to remember them and with their strong respective love for one another (Lois with Clark and Dick with Kory) plus extending the full timeline so that the elder heroes of it are allowed to age (mainly Bruce and Dick if anything), lo and behold the Grayson kids and Christopher Kent can be incorporated into the DCU proper and all the effects of their presence throughout can be felt.

Now of course that’s if they’re allow to be incorporated cause otherwise, I’d still stick them happily in my Earth-4080. For one thing, my version of the DCU at least doesn’t have Cry for Justice and Heroes in Crisis happen at all so that’s a bonus lol

[heavenscourt]

I just reappear I guess

I just disappeared into thin air oh my god, whoops!! Well then I gotta get myself together and post again, and I do have art. It's, again, an smp I'm in speciffic art, so i will not tag it as ocs (As it is just 2 2b2t'ers but our silly rendition mauling each other) But uh, haha!

More cketches soon I hope gang... Maybe if anyone in here sees this and wants to request any speciffic minecraft smp people, i will draw them :) Even if i don't know them i'll chop something together whoppie

[fantasticalbiology]

Yellow cast vs Ms. Noir

So I got bored and decided to make a fight scenario between Undertale yellow crew, but mostly clover and Ms. Noir from the glitch series. The problem is that story is 3 or 4 page long so here is the cliffs note version.

So the story starts with Clover entering the arena that Ms. Noir fought Asgore and Toriel in [1]. They finds Ms. Noir surrounded by those pink creature, Clover and Ms. Noir banter and then fight. The fight is evenly matched with Clover utilizing the different ammos such the ice, glass, coffee and even the flowey bullets until they tries to end thing with a big sh- I mean Clover blast. As Clover thinks things are over Akumu eats them then spits them out. [2] With a familiar screech to anyone whose plays Yellow's genocide run, Akumu has turned into Zenith Marlet something that scares Clovers. So Zenith Marlet begins molly whoppying Clover and is about to finish them off when they are save by the Yellow cast (i.e the feisty five, Ceroba, Axis, El Baliador and Marlet who is confused by the bird that looks like her).

So they try to go up against the Zenith along side Clover, but this fails and actual Marlet decides its best that they retreat. So they do, but the Zenith gives chase. [3] When they get far enough from the arena the Zenith falls out of the sky and begins to melt similar to actual Marlet in genocide. This disturb Clover enough that they tell everyone to stop the vehicle their and the group does and Clover runs over to the Zenith to try to help. This is of course a trap, and the Zenith attacks Clover, but thank Ceroba protects Clovers Soul and Starlo lasso's Clover over to them and they continue to make their escape to the hideout. When they get out the vehicle again Clover throws up and Ceroba blames Starlo for letting Clover eat gunpowder again. Clover runs into the hideout.

So context

Ms. Noir called Clover as well as the four formally fallen humans out. Clover was the first one to answer the challenge

I leaned into the fear trait that when Akumu eats someone alive then spits them out it can turn into your most dangerous fear. For clover and the other four formally fallen humans its those they fought in genocide. They have been having nightmares about their actions in genocide

Akumu fell out the sky because it getting out the range of Ms. Noir. I change Akumu power set that if they get far away Ms. Noir they begin to weaken and if they get away from the target the fear they stop being that fear

This is just a personal thing and anyone feel free to disagree with me, but Betty or Bȇte is just a really lame name so she just goes by Ms. Noir here which is cooler

[lualewis]

I'd argue you don't have the child until it's born. But if thata not enough, I'd also argue that nobody else has the right to use someone organs without their consent, so why does that change here.

And you know what? Even beyond all of that, the 16 year old being pregnant does not change any of the other legitimate points brought up in this picture.

The 16 year old hasn't finished her education, and because of an accident, now she might not be able to.

She can't financially support herself. So unless there are programs that can consistently help her (there aren't because they keep getting gutted or changed), or her family can help (coin toss on that), the mother is now stuck with an incomplete education, limited options to get income, and the extreme expense of parenting. An expense that families with 2 working parents can't always afford, so I hope the dad is there somewhere but we all know the state for pregnancies like this one.

And she isn't a legal adult. Her getting pregnant doesn't change that. Which means she has even more limited resources than a legal adult would, and is going to struggle even more. Struggles that will carry down to the fetus after it is born.

You are using pregnancy as a punishment because of an accident happening. You're forcing your beliefs on others.

As I've said before, if you are against abortion, don't get one for yourself. But DONT force that belief on others.

EVERYONE DESERVES A CHOICE. And that choice should always be respected. If that 16 year old decides she wants to keep it? Fine. But if she looks at everything I've said and decides against it? She deserves that choice, and the healthcare option that abortion is.

Beyond even these arguments; banning abortion doesn't stop people from getting them. It makes abortions more dangerous, and more likely to leas to long term complications, or even death.

This is so well known, something that was so common, that..... im pretty sure it was Whoopi Goldberg...... has an incredibly dark piece of stand up about it. From the perspective of a girl getting an abortion. I saw the bit once while I was in college, it was part of a class about stand up comedy being a form of literature and how it can cover incredibly dark topics. Whoppi Goldberg herself has come out about having an illegal abortion and how dangerous it was. I will have to find that piece of standup, it was incredible and brutal.

[solardick]

The serpent and the man. Here finds it’s own set of conflict. Dragons themselves being variable in nature from one to the next. Even in there own culture many don’t know that there’s variations of species which have different names. Symbolically speaking there isn’t much difference between a wivern and a dragon. And for all purposes it isnt a well stable distinction which carries through the masses so they are mostly interchangable. Though they range from monsters and heroes, to union and extension. Opposite to the known norm is the militarization of the Japanese/chinese dragons and bridges to some distant plane of being and becoming. But then again the new world loves it’s spectrums.

And theres no much sacred with images. Simply take a look at the horror categorized as adult swim tairing down walls. A collevtive recepticle of all the filth left over.

The image of the man and the serpent becomes unerving in its present placement and perhaps best left to the outskirts as the 28 card not so far off from placing the fool outside of the scene. Whoppy do some fool got promoted. That hissing sound. Or that grumbling sounds of the serpent breathes through it’s nostrils. The breathe of life.

As i continue development,

Ive reached this, with some satisfaction. The moment is calling for some Japanese influence. This is welcomed. There is a mash in influence. The celestial serpent is constellated -But, the majority seem focused of the “dark” serpent, intermingling with the biblical satan. With sins sleeping upon a bed of possessions- this allows for the use of the good dragons from Japanese folk magic. For it absorbs that catch of info. Separates it from the influence of the ouroboros with the power of the waters. It speaks of control and strength. Of honour.

And as i continue development;

It’s satisfying. If that is yet a good thing. I do not know.

There is an issue involving letter Z and Ampersand. That problem is placement. The ampersand is no longer a written member of the alphabet. But when it was it held the 27th place. Even though it isn’t written, it’s still spoken. In the spoken or sung alphabet, it holds place number 26. And yet, is never counted. Which means that currently, the traditional card 21, the world, maybe counted together with either number 26 or 27. And same goes for the cartes des d’ames, ouroboros serpent, leisured from etteila, conveniently holding a club, - which marriages with the rod of Asclepius effortlessly- the ampersand is a marriage between the french and english ands & ets. The symbol itself, besides this, fits the image of a serpent and break of the lemiscate. Food for thought. If one were to “thought”

For the moment i can not fault find on all the 0 cards, save for ambiguity towards the E fool. And even though im satisfied with the A fool. I feel as if it could possibly change. The U I O “fool” cards i am content with. After some insecurity towards O death. Namely having the image of death looking back for verification or how to. In contrast to a horse rider. Trodding over the corpse of her husband. Depending on how you look at it. From an active to a passive figure. Considering it is easily associated to the dreadful mars. Though, just simple contemplation, or the raw present moment now speaks layered messages. Altering both.

Like this, my favourite add in is U. It’s the most amazing one. For descend the 0 into the cup. She’s cradling it. an 0 inside a U? You’d be a fool not to see it. This inside the image of a mother. With children all around her?

waite’s strength card, though it bothered me there was never any card picturing strength as it’s always been pictured. A man. Save for some decks like in, the 1jj swiss deck. One can see how attachment presses beautifully together. Add this as the 21st letter of the alphabet and layer it to the world card. One can play at length here. Or beget. Patterns, add in word play. This a hundred times better than tarot.

Direct communication with the world spirit. Off track from card 21. Though i didn’t want to. Didn’t have much of a choice considering context with the present moment. Anyway, direct contact with the world spirit allows me to modify and colour certain cards. Its the “art” style i was raised on, was mimicking other works. Translating a full to a blank. Image creation, I’ve never had. Or i did at one point save for outer influences. The 0 death card i like this way. For the presence of crows and perfect syncroniscity. Yo the snap of my fingers. Catching the wind. Loved all of it. Meanwhile. In the background. Like it wasn’t all set up that way for a long while. Pillars. If you have them. Hold them. The old strength card bore a woman wearing lion skin breaking pillars…. Still off track, save for if one remembers to layer the cards. Mmn, that’s better. Cheers.

The high priestess card, at the presemt moment become detached from the memory which is found on her lap. She connects the dots when they are called for. Or atleast how i became associated with her. Now, from the mid- 2nd millennium, images which had influence on waites creation. But the imagery, isn’t as intuitive. Its more logos driven. The blessed virgin. Its a guy thing. She is stepping on a serpent. Hard to make out with the low resolution. She’s even more holy than that U. Though she’s not entirely in the picture. She’s further away.

Though it’s a shame, driven worship, well maybe not that far, of the divine image of perfect femininity back-looped for eternity with stupid bs, even smart bs. But it all gets categorized into one card. Yet to be drawn. But deffintaly stupid.

Though, one thing I don’t like, and have kept because of experience is the destruction of the tower. It’s the only action sign found in all the cards. And represents a step behind, a step already taken while every other card is still in motion. Without effect. At the momemt. The destruction of the tower coupled the the “final judgement”. Is a psychological attack aimed at the destabilization of it’s object. For one has to claim ownership of the moment for it to exist. Though the aim is usually taken not of the christ but of the church. And unchaining imaginary chains of oppression. And a tower aint far away from a pillar belonging to a giant. Not a terribly relevant symbol with a lack of med-evil warfare and it’s own signs of oppressions. Ownership here doesn’t plead to heavily on deaf ears. Break downs in language lowers comprehension. If not at all familiar with it.

Unity can not exist without stability.

And here, to see wisdom in the image of the great serpent, the dragon looming heavily above destruction and chaos. It’s presence is eternal. Limitless. The opposite, usually highworded as the light, and justly so. The light is limited always was. Mankind yearns for a promise of infinity. And many are selected to carry forth shaping and impressing lives. While they are dead. And they die impressionably. On a more micro level. The wheel turns a bit. Psychic barriers act as towers. And the serpent slithers down across the board. Here serves temperance. With a need filling unnatural desires. As a dispenser next to the peddler wishing good fortune on bad decisions. Fuel the antisemitic acts of defiance agaisnt intrusions of individual states. Given vessel to travel around. Or it wispers poison in ones ears. Strife.

[chuck-glisson]

Mastodon Social Media BLOWS CHUNKS!

I've actually had a Mastodon Account for a couple of YEARS BEFORE Elon Musk took over SHITTER, so I wasn't part of the "Twitter Exodus Hype",

I found the Perverbial "Desert Island of the Internet" on MY OWN!

I also have a Tumblr Account too, which is VASTLY SUPERIOR to Twitter, Facebook, AND ESPECIALLY Mastodon.

So when ALL of this "Hype" started over Mastodon, I was like the "Small Child" in the fable of, "The Emporer's New Clothes", and I didn't "Get It" either.

Well Mastodon is "Thin Skinned, ON TOP of being "Naked", so guess what? Mastodon SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT!

To which I say; WHOPPIE SHIT!

The ONLY "Social Contact" you will "Make" on "Mastodon" anyway, is MASTODON, and if you manage to hurt THEIR feelings, YOU'RE GONE!

I find it "Ironic" that "Mastodon" was chosen as their "Name". After all, what IS a "Mastodon"?

A BIG Lumbering EXTINCT ANIMAL!

"Works" for ME!

[bluemoonfantasiesiii]

Seeing the new friend, Lily waited for a bit before slowly got closer to the two flowers with sweet smile "hello~, can we be friends~? I can help you out~" Lily softly said to the other flower.

The purple specter approaches to check the new comer as the blue one did.

"Are you hiding from bad people~? Or are you scared~, Whoppy~?" Lily asked the other Cryo flower one beside the angel.

Kazuha was standing not far watching the children with his calm maple red eyes.

----------

Vincent looked at the alchemist with small frown hearing him telling such a thing of confusion and order to no reasonable goal "you are human. I know this might sounds a bit off, but you've started like an assisting tool as you said with no free will, yet! You've learned and now are- and please believe me when I say it, you are more human than some researchers I've worked with in the past few years. You know when to stop and when to turn and how to accept things, same goes for Nigredo, these are the human qualities. Do mistakes, learn, fix them and accept things"

"To think there are some insane human who was all about 'we can make a God' if we truly let him experiment until his heart content on the human lives and bodies" the younger man sighed in discomfort about the memories.

"Remembering that, I'm truly happy to have saved Lily's live when I was still a student at the Academia and many other lives when I was in strange position as a lowly student" he admitted with another sigh as he walked over to pick another one to have a total of three for Lily.

"Should we get some for Nigredo too~?" His question was in a bit of lighthearted tone as if he truly wanted to cheer the man and forget about this whole uncomfortable conversation.

“Hmph!” the Electro specter huffed. “Cryo, Cryo, and more Cryo! Are we in Inazuma or that frozen country to the north?!”

The Cryo specter bumped its friend. “I liked you better…when you were hiding…”

“Is your friend always so noisy?” asked the whopperflower.

“Unfortunately…”

The Electro specter gurgled indignantly at that as Rubedo shifted back to his human form. “Koori snuck in last night to see the festivities, but they got nervous about running into humans on their way out, so they’ve stayed hidden all morning.”

“Ah, they must have been talking about the night guards,” Kazuha said. “They likely would have hunted Koori down if they spotted them.” He looked at the Cryo flower, eyes soft. “It’s awful feeling stuck in place, isn’t it? Let’s see if we can sneak you past the guards.”

The samurai didn’t need Rubedo to translate the squeak of gratitude Koori let out.

———

“Such hubris,” Albedo scoffed. “Just because their Archon depleted her power, they saw fit to lock her away and replace her outright? With a Fatui Harbinger no less. I know other nations don’t have the strained history with the Fatui that Mondstadt does, but still… What on earth were the Sages thinking?”

“Hey guys!” Nigredo’s voice cut through the air as he hurried toward them, still in his Khaenri’ahn attire.

“Did you get your answers?” Albedo asked.

“Yeah. And some closure as well. I’m… Im gonna try to lift the curse tethering Garmr to this island.”

[popculturebuffet]

Owl House and Amphibia Weekly Reviews: Edge of the World/The Three Armies/The Beginning of the End

Hello all you happy people! I’m Jake and I do anylitical reviews and i’m feeling a bit misty eyed, both because these episodes are geninely emotoinal.. and because I”ve realized we’ve almost reached the end of both shows.  Amphibia has fully entered it’s endgame with these two episodes starting one long push to the end, which will conclude next week with all-in and be given a coda with The Hardest Thing after that. It’s been a heck of a ride with this show, from binging the first season with my Nephew, to covering every episode as it’s come out since season 2 started: i’ve covered tedious road trips, gay as heck reunions, sonic unleashed homages, spider-man homages, satam homages,  gravity falls homages... there’s a lot of other things dna in here and i’m all for it. We’ve also had an absolute feast of guest stars over these past two seasons covering this: Kermit the Frog, Alex Hirsch, Kristin Schaal, Zeno Robinson, Whoppi Goldberg, Kate Miccuci, Wallace Shawn, Ru Paul, Jason Ritter, and of course sexiest man alive Keith David as Andrias. It’s been a long, wonderful trek and it’s sad to see it go. 

The same goes for owl house: The show is at it’s creative peak and instead of begging for a fourth season.. disney cut the third short due to homophobia and with a long enough lead time their stupid shit couldn’t be underdone before they had a change of heart.. in that they realized their homophobia was going to cost them more money than pr than they expected so they’d better act contrite or else. It’s ending sadly though clearly Dana will pull out all the stops to make it satsifying and given Season 2 is not only the best this show’s been but one of the best animated shows of the 2020′s and a high bar for shows to overcome in the future, it’ll if nothing else have a legacy of great tv.. and be yet another show in the hall of “shows execs screwed over and then regretted later when it blew up in their faces”.

So with a few more miles to go for owl house and only about one or two for amphibia, this week was.. okay. In Owl House’s case it didn’t give me AS MANY heart attacks.. but it still had a massive revelation that broke a child’s spirit and ended on a sizeable cliffhanger, so it’s glad to see some things don’t change, while amphibia had some issues but still pulled out a great cliffhanger of it’s own as we approach the final battle next week. But the short version isn’t as fun for me so join me under the cut as I go a bit more in depth into this weaks highs, lows and creamy middles as we begin the end of Amphibia nad continue owl house’s breakneck ride to the Season 2 finale. 

                                                 Edge of the World

As usual Owl House delivered.. not as much as last week but when your last episode is one of the best episodes of the year so far and will go down as one of the show’s most iconic moments... you have to grade on a curve and Edge of the World, while not one of the top tier episodes of the season was not only still pretty great.. but managed to pack in ANOTHER massive, series changing reveal that was expertly foreshadowed when you look back. 

Yes in a row. As I correctly figured last week Hollow Mind was the start of the season’s endgame: While season 2′s pacing is already excellent, making every episode feel important and every one important to the bigger picture (somethign the show did TRY to do in season one but still fell on it’s face once or twice thanks to the studio mandates and general early series awkardness).  But now we’re in the final sprint of the season said pacing has taken a mountain of cocaine and and thus we’ve gone from steady but still well done plot developments to INCREDIBLY well done plot developments build on that steady pacing coming at you fast in your face and as painful as that sounds. While I can’t say if the next few episodes will have MORE giant reveals, I can say they’ll probably pack in more big moments and plot development as the clock ticks downt ot he day of unity and the stakes just get higher and higher as our heroes scramble to save the worlds from a genocidal madman and his equally mad god. 

And this week packs another whallop by answering one of the season’s biggest questoins in a way I didn’t see coming, but in hindsight shoudl’ve because it was obvious. And i’m not going to take the sidedoor on this one, i’ll come up front and knock: King is a TITAN

Yup. In hindsight it makes sense. he’s not a race we know.. but neither is the titan. The titan’s head, which I never saw clearly LOOKS like kings. And we never saw his blood drawn nor the sample... .in a season where a titan’s blood is a vital resource. Not to mentoin his dad was pictured as massive... and the only creature of that size we’ve seen.. well you get it by now. The clues were all there and if you were presitant enough, like moderator of the owl house server i’ve made my home in Bogs, you could see them. I didn’t because I just enjoyed the ride of wondering what he is and didn’t think about it too clearly, so this blew me away, and how it’s revealed like hunter is fantastic: Luz, King and my boy hooty find a lost island thanks to the letter hooty finally threw up with a key that takes them to a pocket dimension. And thigns are tense since.. it’s VERY clear that whatever’s going on here.. ti’s not what king thinks as he finds the titan hunters, a society deciated to finding and slaying titans.. and to luz’ horror.. worshipping the collector. 

And how their leader bill, which had the people I watched this with worrying it was our old friend..

And the reveal that titans are hungry from birth, tyranical by nature and go weh... it turned a running gag, King’s fun noise, into terror... and they don’t hold back either. Despite the head of said hunters seeming friendly.. he’s more than willing ot kill a child. He makes it pleasnt as he can for the boy.. but once Luz and hooty save him he’s willing to kill them. It also reveals more about the collector: that they were seen as a great hunter, who those people hleping them capture the owl beast were, and that king may be another key to let them out.. meaning the doorway may be involved diffrently than we thought given it needs said blood to run and Belos has shown no need to find a titan for this so far. Whatever the case we learned a lot without having it shoved down our throats: all of it is revealed organically, including them clearly beign sealed to protect king.. by who we don’t know, but it’s clear they CANNOT be let out and King sealing them barely works. The episode is tense, if again not as much as laast week, thank god for that, and pretty good. My only weakness really is how obvious it is: yes king finds the titan hunters.. but even without promising shocking revealations in the solicit.. it’s VERY clear whatever’s going on here isn’t good and even if king wasn’t a titan and one of them.. it still woudln’t be. This plot’s been done a LOT, and to good effect but here.. it just feels pretty by the numbers: creepy cult, one of our heroes gets indorcinated but is to be sacrificed, they either die, become part of it or, int his case luckily, barely escape. It’s all pretty standard. 

King really is what elevates it. Alex’s acting for him continues to be some of his finest work, and this episode shows just how much he wants a family.. and why. He opens up that he KNOWS, or at least feels, luz is going to leave him: after her promise to her mom seemed to be a non issue, it comes back heartbreakingly: for amity and eda it sucks.. but they belivie luz can beat it. Btu for a kid who risks loosing his sister.. it looks diffrent. To him there is no hope and he has to find SOMETHIGN to fill the void. It’s also masterfully foreshadowed: ther’es no real reason at first king gave himself siblings in his fantasy at the start.. until you realize he WNATS More. He wants a family beyond what he’s got.. and he’ll never have it. HE’ll never have answers or traditions.. all he has is a corpse that nobody knows much about and the painful void inside that’s onlyg rowing bigger. Alex’s heartbreaking delivery at the end of that high as the boys irisies shrink is soul crushing and it’s only through his support system the poor kid dosen’t break down like poor hunter.. whose still mia but with only four episodes left and a week to go... i’m sure he’ll be back soon enough. 

Outside the main stuff we have one more important thing to break down before we move on to frogs: Eda and Luz’s mental states in the opening scene. Given she just found out the one person in the world she thought she could to is a genocidal madman, one of her friends ran away mid-panic attack, and that she’s now one of the only things standing between Belos/The Collector the mass execution of EVERY coverned person on the isles shoudl she fall.. it’s clear she needs a lot.. and Eda’s response is to have Luz’s surrogate brothers hug her and try to calm her down and try to stop her sisters own guilt trip when she shows up, as Luz dosen’t need Lilith’s own guilt overlaping with her own, with Luz teaching phillip the light glyph having made ALL of this possible. 

It’s then we get something intresting and complex: Eda pouring her heart out to Lilith that Luz SHOUDLN’T have to deal with this. Her first priority is getting her daughter away from her. And I had an equally intresting conversation with new friend @loosescrewslefty over this, as I pointed out how Eda’s actions are.. ultimately pointless. Belos is going to come for her no matter what and with VERY few allies to turn to (Adult wise she ONLY knows about her family, The BATS if she can free them, and tiny nose) , she HAS to let Luz fight as the alternative is the genocide of EVERYONE on the isles from the person she loves, to her family, to even the old friend who turned her away last episdoe. innocent people whose only crime was joining the system out of necisity or fear. 

Lefty wasn’t wrong in their own point though: Luz SHOUDLN’T have to do this. She’s a child, already dealing with a lot and just trying to get home. She shoudlnt’ have to fight an evil overlord, she shoudln’t have to fight. Eda’s instinct in getting her away from danger while she handles it with lilith SHOULD be how things go. A child shouldn’t have to fight this war, shouldn’t be targeted by an all powerful jackass. She should be goofing with her friends, going on dates with her girlfriend, recocling with her mom.. she dosen’t need the weight of the world on her shoulders, once again rewriting her own memories to be worse because of the guilt she feels. She shoudln’t have to do this. 

And with just accepting this and bring this to the fore.. it deconsturcts this entire genre, a genre that children’s tv has been built on: they shoudlnt have ot do this. Steven shoudln’t have had to end a thousand year war. Anne and Sasha shoudln’t have to wrestle their friend free from an ageless monsterous superintellgence and it’s lacky. It shoudln’t of been on Mable and Dipper to stop the apocalypse or start it in one of their cases. Finn shoudln’t of had to watch his own brother die. Star shoudln’t of been in the place to make the impossible choice between causing one genocide to stop another. And Luz shoudln’t have the weight of a world on her shoulders. None of them should’ve ended up like this but by circumnstance.. here they are. This is the first show i’ve seen since steven universe future to just come out and say how fucked up this is. And don’t get me wrong I love this genre.. but this is what good desconstuction does: show WHY this has to happen.. but show it happening is still not a GOOD thing. This scene .. and this show is brilliant and I will miss it. Also calling it now, i’m calling it now, Lilith and Eda either aren’t in the house and even if they are, their ready fo rthem. The shows already done an eda rescue arc, they arne’t going for two

                                           The Three Armies

Onto frogs.. and... as always i’ll come right up front and knock: this episode is bad.

THE IDEA isn’t bad: Sasha and Anne have to find some way to get the three armies, all of which are simmering with decades of racial tension from the newts opressing the toads, to the toads hating the newts for opressing them to both opressing the frogs and all slinging sterotypes at each other. Also for some reason Tritonio is head of the newt resitance

Like I love the guy dont’ ge tme wrong, and I get most newts are deferintal to andrias and the two who’d be most likely to head this side are.. occupied. We’ll get to that soon enough. But it still feels weird for an outright criminal to just.. magically manifest an army of robed newts for our heroes or, given his own multiracial crew, give a shit about sterotypes. 

The message of the ep is a good one: You can’t FORCE people to stopped being prejudice idiots who go against their own best intrests. They have to choose to make the effort. That’s a good thing to teach kids, and some grown adults, and having Anne shout it in blue form was impressive. The problem is to get there just about EVERYONE on all sides comes off as...

Anne and Sasha NEVER thinkign to deal with prejudice because teenagers does fit.. but everyone ELSE never assuming that is pushign it. We had an ENTIRE EPISODE, one of the best of this season, on them recurting the toads.  Did the frogs just... think they weren’t going to have to talk to their allies in the army? Did sprig think recurting Tritonio meant not working with an army of robed newts?.. because that’d be correct in most scnearios but is suprisingly wrong today. The plot requires EVERYONE to be stupid, and while again I get it: prejudice isn’t rational and makes people act against their natural impusles, siad prejudices are so cartoony (Toads are stupid, Newts are weak, Frogs just plain suck), it dosen’t land. Star vs by contrast , for ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL it’s faults.. at least portrayed prejudice more realistically, using a brilliant metaphor int he ep puddle defender iwth both sides having the same game.. but while the Mewman version has the monsters are ravenous beasts, the monster version has the mewmans in teh vilian roll.. because that’s their roll in history. It showed how prejudice is carried down. Amphibia HAS the tools to explore this with it’s inbuilt caste system and years of stuff.. but it choooses to sidestep the issue despite direclty bringing it up: having everyone work together.. but not acknoeldging this is just step ONE, and one brought about by change. There’s no telling if this will last when the dust clears and in a better written ep, this would be used to give the happy solution a bittersweet dose of reality.. here it’s just “Whelp we’re all together now”

I also have to say.. the momentum going into the final battle.. is fairly week. While 3B has mostly been about building to this war it’s mostly just been getting new troops. While that’s not bad it hasn’t felt like they made any progress towards, andrias, his castle, or his plans, and ONLY come up with ap lan thanks to remmebering marcy’s faviorite film. And it’s hard to ignore when in contrast with FOUR episodes to go owl house already feels like every episode is one step closer to the day of unity and is vital to what’s going to happen next. Here we’re in the end game.. but it feels like we have more episodes to go before we’re actually ready.. only to be told 

Overall.. a  mess. 

                                          The Beginning of the End

TBOTE is more like it, giving us an epic battle as the plantars, sasha and grime break in while the army distracts.. And it DOES use what’s so far been a weakness of this season as a strength: our heroe shavne’t actually dealt with core marcy to this poitn and what FELT like a stupid omission on the show spart.. ends up working brilliantly. BECAUSE we know about the core, we feel tense durign the entire castle raid: to our heroes they think this is it and with andrias occupied ont he battlefield (And getting a hell of an entrance line “don’t stop on my account”), they’ve won and the only obstalce is an awesome fight with olvia and yunan who have been collared sense, with sasha and anne DANCE FIGHTING THEM. Every time I think this show can get wonderfully, miraculously gayer it suprises me. 

And the Core utterly decimating them is heartbreaking.. granted I do not like how easiy the troops just.. flee. THey just.. give up the second anne is captured even though they coudl you know.. try resucing her? Guys? Hello.. oht heir gone already.. anne REALLY coudl’ve used their help. And this COULD pay off in the finale, we’ll see, but it feels like a waste of build up to have this brave army of good men do nothing while evil triumphs. 

Anne  talking her way out of it is awesome though pointing out since neither she nor the core know how the energy works, they coudl oose it if they kill her... it’s only a stay of execution but the promo, and just common sense, tells me she’ll be free soon enough. The final shot IS geninely awesome though... the flying castle and tons of MOBILE factories entering earth as Andrias and the Core WIN. 

That said while the main plot had weaknesses the fights are gorgeous and we do get somethign REALLY good with Marcy. A flashback shows Sasha and Anne, while they loved her.. often ignored her needs: sleeping during her films, ignoring her hobbies, and generally just “tolerating” what she loves instead of engaging, somethign we’ve seen proven time and again: even after she’s better Anne is constantly baffled when Marcy brings up thigns she’s explained at length, oof can relate. This has been coming and it makes sense for Anne, the more empathetic one to have to Argue marcy’s case to sasha: Yes she screwed up, yes she needs to make up for it but not only did sasha do both those things... but they wren’t the best friends. It dosen’t make what they did okay.. but maybe if they actually listned to her she might not of gone so far to keep them. It’s nuanced , it’s well done adn it makes me look foward to the final clash next week And on that note

Next Time: We get the climax of Amphibia as the battle for earth commences! Meanwhile over in owl town gus episode! Bria probably coming back! Hutner maybe! The Coven at the school! THis can’t end well!

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[rarepair-haven]

I think a good shipname for Error x Classic would be: Moth.

Because the moth, the insect, was the FIRST computer BUG to exist.

(Long story short: this happened because a moth (insect) literally entered inside the computer, causing problems with it.

And that's why bugs are called...well, bugs- )

Sans is the first existing Sans, and Error is the first Sans that bugged.

So...to me this makes some sense.

And well, since Error doesn't eliminate the main au of the multiverse, in this case: Undertale, he implies that he has nothing against Undertale and its Fun Values, he just doesn't care about them.

At some point, I imagine Error ending up visiting Undertale for...reasons he can't remember :).

He would feel a strange feeling of deja-vu from this place.

And then, halfway through, he meets Sans.

Sans, as always, would be friendly towards Error.

Maybe Error would be rude to him at first, but Sans wouldn't care, and would just keep trying to make friends.

Sans would make his natural jokes, and Error, like any other Sans, would find them funny, and nostalgic, in some way.

And well, over time, Error would like to spend time with Sans, as he is not an anomaly like the others, he already existed, perhaps even before Error himself.

Of course, it would take a HUGE amount of time to get to that point, as he seems to have trust issues, but anyway-

Error would maybe vent to Sans about this multiverse balancing thing and Ink not being able to keep this shit balanced.

Sans would obviously understand Error, because, unlike Ink, he is more sensible-

They would do different things together: they would tell jokes, they would laze around, they would just make small gestures of affection because aphephobia-

Error would even take Sans to watch the real stars in Outertale, as Classico has probably never seen them, and he also loves astronomy, so there's no way he wouldn't like it.

They would both nerd out about space, watch Undernovela and other crap on TV, Error would teach him how to knit, Classico would call Error a nerd because of his glasses as a way of teasing him.

Classic would also play pranks on him, using mainly the old and famous whoppie causion-

And with all this attention and affection that Error would be receiving, he would start to fall in love with the Classic.

Error being a wet paper towel around Classic sans is my favorite thing ever. Hes this weird guy who is both overpowered and very easy to beat in a fight but the moment “the Original” is around he’s the epitome of those images of large eyed sad cats who just follow people around all pathetically

[thespianinthebackcorner]

i don't usually ship post but I came up with this a while back and I still love it.

Because my silly ass loves Albether, but also Alberose, and I wanted to find a way to ship them both without shipping them both.

So therefore, I present to you a ship that can only work in AUs or Canon Divergence fics.

Subject Two/Sucrose.

(god I'm so shy about posting this idk how it'll go)

It's mostly based on the fact that they're both nervous little freaks that don't know how to socialise but do know how to work with plants.

The dynamic is like, Sucrose and Nigredo slowly helping each other discover how to socialise and falling in love in the process. This is helped by

1. Whoppy's existence (Sucrose is very excited to see the flower child and Nigredo is very excited to show off his son to someone who Gets It™)

2. Their extreme (and entirely unnecessary) nervousness around Albedo.

3. The simple fact that both of them know well how it feels for someone they love to just kind of drift away and leave them wondering what happened (one of Sucrose's friends and Rhinedottir respectively)

it's also a valuable experience for both of them as Nigredo heals from the five hundred years of trauma (yay🎉) and Sucrose is such a gentle person who's so overly concerned about other's feelings that she would help him well, leaving him alone or comforting him when necessary.

Not to mention that Whoppy would get a mum and that'd be very cute to see.

And if we go with the headcanon that Nigredo would turn to mechanics instead of alchemy as a way of healing, he'd absolutely make all kinds of little contraptions and machines to help Sucrose in her research.

And one final point- if you like slow burn mutual pining and/or awkward crushes, these two are absolutely perfect because they will be stumbling over their words and into each other's arms CONSTANTLY.

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Rivals Sister

Gif by me

18+

Conor had just lost to Nathan Diaz, and all hell was breaking loose in the locker room.

"Motherfucka"! Conor screamed as he threw a chair against the wall.

"You need to calm down before they get security in here and have you put down". You warned your older brother. He had a bit of a temper when things didnt go his way.

"Shut the fuck up". Conor's Irish accent coming out thick.

"Fine, I'm leaving. But dont call me when they're putting you in cuffs". You say walking out the door, a water bottle hit the door as it closed.

"Fucker". You mumbled under your breath as you walked along the hallway. The place was quiet after the fight. People were either pissed off, celebrating or headed to the post fight press conference while the fighters changed. You had to listen to drama. He lost the fight, whoppy. He can fight Diaz again if he wanted to.

You were walking around, minding your own business, when you randomly went into a locker room. No one was around so you thought peace and quiet. But that faded away when you heard the water running in the shower room. You figured you should hightail it out of there but he could be cute. The idea made you giggle with a smirk to your lips.

Walking towards the shower room, you looked over your shoulder making sure no one came in after you.

You stepped in and peeked around the corner. His back was turned towards you as he washed his chest.

He smelt amazing, his body wash filled your nostrils. His body was fit and his big muscles flexed as he washed. Bubbles roamed his body. Your mouth watered as you watched him, your heartbeat sped up and you clenched your thighs together.

You were looking him up and down biting your lip. He turned around and you were to slow to turn away.

"What the fuck"? As you looked up you saw it was no other than Nate Diaz. Holy fucking shit he was hot!

"Um, sorry". You whispered.

"All you can say is you're sorry? What the hell are you doing in here"? Nate asked. Your eyes grew big as you looked down at his waist. He followed and quickly covered his privates. "Hey"! He yelled.

You shook your head. "Sorry, I was looking for Conor's locker room". You lied.

"Well, it sure the fuck ain't in here. Get out".

"Sorry". You went to turn and Nate called after you.

"You're his sister, right"? A smirk came to Nate's lips as he had an amazing idea.

"Yes". You turned around.

"Why aren't you wiping your big brothers tears after his loss"? Nate chuckled.

"Conor doesnt cry, he gets mad and throws shit at people. So when you go to your conference with him watch out for flying water bottles". You nervously giggle as you shyly look at Nate.

Nate laughed with a smile. Awe, he's got a cute smile. Wait, were you starting to like Nate? The sworn enemy of McGregor. "Thanks for the warning". Nate lifted his hands and ran them over his head. His cock twitched as you watched him. "You still got the wrong locker room". Nates cockiness filled your ears.

"Nah, I think I got the right locker room". You suck on your bottom lip, strutting over to Nate. You got down on your knees, grabbing his semi hard cock and began jerking him off. He let out a husky groan as his head went back. The water streaming down his face.

The tip of Nates cock was blood red as he grew in your hand. You took your tongue and flicked his tip. Nate shivered. You giggled as you wrapped your mouth around his tip. Bringing your mouth down his length. Nates hand went to your head and grabbed a fistful of hair.

"Fuck". Nate began bucking his hips, fucking your mouth. You held onto his thighs.

"That's a good girl, take it all". Nate thrusted in deep, hitting the back of your throat making you gag. A tear streamed down the corner of your left eye.

He released your head, you pulled back a line of spit connecting his cock with your mouth swayed in the air. Your hands returned to stroking him as you caught your breath.

"Fuck, come here". Nate grabbed your forearm and pulled you, pushing you against the tile wall.

Nate slapped your ass cheek, making you whimper.

He lifted up your skirt and slapped your bare ass. "Dirty little  slut". Nate whispered in your ear. You couldnt help but moan. You were so wet. With the water running on you and the wetness between your thighs.

Nate grabbed your panties and ripped them off. "Hey, those were expensive". You scoffed.

"So". Nate chuckled, he moved your legs with his knee spreading them apart. You could feel the tip of Nates cock near your entrance as he grabbed your hips.

"Fuck me". You lowly growled.

"What was that"? Nate spanked your ass again. You were definitely going to have a set of hand prints on your ass after hes done with you.

"Fuck me, Nathan". You pushed back against him.

With one swift move, Nate thrusted into you. His cock stretched your walls.

"Oh fuck". Your nails raked down the tile wall.

Nate gripped your hips, slamming into you. Your breast bounced against the wall.

"Yes, yes, right there. Right there". You cry out as Nate hit your gspot over and over. Your legs trembled as you came. Nate grunted as he felt your pussy squeezed his cock.

"You're a fucking dirty little slut. Cumming all over my cock. What would your brother say? Nate bit his lip. "God, you feel so good". One of Nates hand snaked up your stomach, to your breast and grabbed one, squeezing it.

Nates dirty talk was on point as another orgasm shook you. You've never been called a slut before and it turned you on. Especially when Nate did the talking.

"Fuck, I'm gonna cum". Nate questioned himself, should he cum all over your face or should he cum inside you and make you walk back to your brother with his cum dripping from you? Which one would piss your brother off more?

He decided to go with the one that wont get you pregnant. Nate pulled out, turned you around and knelt you in front of him. He jerked his cock and shot his load all over your face. "Oh shit". Nate panted. You licked his cock clean and licked at the cum dripping from your lips.

"That was fun". You laughed and stood up. You were soaked from head to toe with a drizzle of Nates cum.

"Maybe we should do it again sometime"?

"Yeah, we can. Maybe after your conference with Conor"?

"You want seconds already"? Nate chuckled, cutting the water off.

"Oh yeah. If I didn't have to go back I would have you again". You purred.

"I'll see ya later then". Nate slapped your ass as you went to leave.

On your way out, you grabbed a towel and started drying your hair. Wiping Nates cum from your face.

"Where the fuck have you been"? You heard Conor's voice boom from the end of the hall. "What the fuck happened"?

"I slipped".

"In a fucking pool"?

"I had a big glass of water". You shrugged him off as you walked past him.

"What the fucks on your face"?

You laughed as you rounded the corner and headed into Conors locker room. Grabbing one of Conors shirts and headed to the bathroom. By the time you changed, Conor was already heading out to his conference with Nate.

Hurrying along you sat on the side watching Nate and Conor go back and forth.

"Ain't nothing but a fucking pussy". Conor scoffed.

Nate chuckled. "Speaking of pussy, how's your little sister"? Nate the god of smartass cockiness just let the cat out of the bag.

Conor leaped up from his chair and went after Nate. Dana and Conors crew held him back. Nate stood there laughing. Your eyes grew wide and a blush crept on your cheeks.

"I'm gonna fucking kill you, ya bastard". Conor angrily yelled.

"She came so fucking hard as I pounded into that sweet Irish pussy. Did you kiss her on the cheek like you always do? How did I taste, bitch"? Nate growled into the microphone. Conor was was seeing red. Blood. He was on the verge of killing Nate. The only thing standing between them was Dana White and Conors crew which he could probably tear through.

"I'm gonna rip your fucking head off, Diaz. You piece of shite".

"Bring it, motherfucker". Now Nate was jumping over to Conor. Nate managed to punch Conor before his crew stepped in. Nick, his brother was trying to get him off. Nate stopped, holding his hands up.

"Did you really fuck Conor McGregors sister"? Nick asked his little brother with a snicker.

"Fuck yeah. I'm meeting her tonight after we're done here. Round two in the hotel room". Nate smirked, his eyes found you in the crowd and sent you a wink.

Conor of course saw it and now he was throwing things. Water bottles, monster energy drink cans, the microphone. Anything he could get his hands on.

Nate threw up a middle finger and walked away with grin on his face. He just fucked both McGregors and he was about to do it again.

[cottoncandyjester]

CLOWN FUCKERS, ASSEMBLE

Clown yandere is going to have it easy on me, he made me a balloon sword and Im alredy his.

Yes, funny daddy?

Please out your hands, hearts, and all horniness together for....

Rin,19

Is always smiling like always

Of course works as a professional clown

Dabbles in magic tricks as well

100% drives a clown car

The only one of the yanderes who would quote memes daily

Chaotic as all hell

Will dress you up as a clown as well

Only speaks to you

Legit speaks in mime to everyone else

"psst babe....yeet"

"rin its 4 am got the fuck to sleep"

Dad jokes all the time

You would absolutely have a clown wedding with him

When angry at you he will only speak to you through miming

Makes balloon flowers for you on your first date

Flexible as all hell...so if you won't give him head he'll just suck his own dick

A total dork

Will have balloon sword battles with you and he takes it very seriously

Will absolutely wear the clown shoes..and will fuck you while wearing them

Wears the red nose during sex so ever so often you will hear a squeak

Has clown themed sex toys like a rubber chicken dildo

Has rigged the bed to make a whoppi cushion sound everytime someone lays in it and til this day you don't know how the hell he did it

As long as you accept him as yours it's all fun and games baby

"rin, you can't be mad at me for not letting you pie me in the face"

You watched as your boyfriend who was currently pouting at the time gave some big hand gestures clearly upset with you. "No I'm not being cruel, you're not doing it." Rin huffed before there was a long silence.

After ten minutes you sighed now rolling your eyes with annoyance. "Fine. Jeez I hate seeing you pout like that" you groaned out causing the male to perk up before skipping off to the kitchen to grab the well prepared item.

The moment you reject him though things change

He doesn't leave clown mode though his acts become more sadistic

Will use intestines from your ex friends and lovers to make balloon shapes before giving them to you

He just wants to show you how much he cares

He doesn't understand why you're screaming at him that guy couldn't even make you laugh!

Would kidnap you and force you to watch him perform

You're the only audience he ever needed in his life

[onyxdepths]

Hahaha omg cum farts. I was at an orgy once (well it was a league LAN but you how they go) I had been drinking mountain dew all night and was on load 5 or something dumped in me. Anyway I'm bloated AF and this guy straddles me to cum on my chest. He put all this weight on my stomach and I swear it was like a mayo filled whoppy cushion going off. Fuck that was a mess but what a night.