#and whatsherface

[whetstonefires]

Unfortunately Laurence's family are extremely easy to locate, due to their prominence. I think his mom is in serious danger in this scenario.

Ever since that "can your fave survive castle Dracula" blog did Stephen Maturin I've been thinking about Temeraire Characters vs. Castle Dracula so here's the breakdown: Laurence: About as good odds as the average Jonathan Harker. He has similar approach to religion (and would probably take the crucifix out of social obligation) and ability to manage the social situation with Dracula. He has experience being prisoner of various groups for various motives, and he has a tendency to accidentally make arrogant tyrants fall in love with him, so he's good on the "keeping Dracula's attention" front. If he managed to get in the baby situation he'd probably die because he'd try to save it (self-sacrificial martyr streak) but it's unlikely he'd end up in that exact spot with the vampire ladies since I think he'd be a lot more military and methodical about any exploring and always return to safe zones up until his actual escape attempt. Anyway if he lives long enough to try climbing he's home free, the man might not be a born and bred aviator but he's been climbing first ships' rigging and then dragon harness his entire life and once escaped a palace that was on fire by climbing down the outside. CAN survive. Tharkay: As a major proponent of “if it sucks, hit da bricks,” Tharkay climbed out the window on night #1. Granby: Granby would take the crucifix and from there it would mostly depend on how much Dracula finds him entertaining. Granby won't be polite about being imprisoned, and is used to Iskierka who will react to his protests by overruling him instead of getting bored and killing him. So i'm inclined to think Dracula would not find him so fun, in which case he probably would kill him early on. That said he could probably make the climb even one-handed. (again, burning palace experience) Could Survive but Probably Won't. Sorry Granby. Jane Roland: I will be honest I do not see any situation in which Jane could be tempted into castle Dracula in the first place, at least not without Excidium also being there on a mission of destruction. She's more of a Quncy Morris type, only she wouldn't die because she'd be on the back of a fifteen ton dragon who will melt Dracula into a horrible goo from aloft. Survives, by virtue of not playing.

Arthur Hammond: I cannot stress enough how fast this man dies.

Temeraire: Is a dragon the size of a frigate with a sonic attack that regularly causes landslides. Castle Dracula does not survive him.

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

✨Fantasy High Junior Year episode 13 (and 14(?)) spoilers✨

That next episode preview really tickled me

I just see myself so much in Kristen, she succeeds so much outside the part of the world that at the end of the day matters most. Please someone tell her she’s doing a good job ;-;

[peachcandraw]

honestly no one is doing it like krispycreme cunthead rn. she hates her classmate because his dad was murdered and eaten by a dragon and her parents are still alive and have boring jobs like real estate agent and government worker. she wants to full on murder that same classmate because he has a good friend group and tragic backstory at the same time and she just has a stable family life and killed her best friend. absolutely deranged behavior i love it

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR!!!🚨

I wanna make a list of all the misspellings for Kipperlilly! 😂 I'm hoping to keep updating this as the names continue! But we'll see! 😂🤣💀

"Kipperlilly Copperkettle" (The actual name. Episode 3)

Four Different Dogs (Ally, Episode 3)

A White Family's Fleet of Dogs (Ally, Episode 3)

Four Yorkshire Terriers (Emily, Episode 3)

Kipperlilly Copperpetal (Emily, Episode 3)

Mollykiggins Kippermedley (Ally, Episode 3)

Kipperface Pennybottle (Siobhan, Episode 4)

Kindlesnap Whatsherface (Siobhan, Episode 4)

Kettlechip KrispyKreme (Siobhan, Episode 4)

Kettle KrispyKreme (Ally, Episode 4)

Milkyriver (Ally, Episode 4)

Meredith (Ally, Episode 4)

Biscuit (Ally, Episode 4)

Littledoggy Girlcollar (Ally, Episode 7)

Copperlilly (Ally, Episode 7)

Copperlilly Kittleface (Siobhan, Episode 7)

Copperlilly Kipperpetal (Emily, Episode 7)

Littledoggy Catlitter (Siobhan, Episode 7)

∆Adventuring Party

•Kippersmith (Siobhan, Episode 3)

•Kipperface (Siobhan, Episode 6)

•Whatsherface (Siobhan, Episode 6)

[grimahlnik]

The nicest worker drone in Elliot Manor.

[couldtheycatchkira]

[housecow]

enough tumblr for me, agnes moved to my island in animal crossing and im so freaking excited to gift her a bunch of clothes <33

[applebees4prez]

i can’t wait for the coming out arc of literally every fantasy high character there are so many that seem imminent

[bookshelfdreams]

Thank you for also going insane over the King Charles portrait, I thought it was a joke???? Unhinged. All I could think of was Beksinski, though it's much too figurative for that I suppose. How is this real?

Beksinski is a little more surreal I think? This is just brutal. Visceral. I look at this and I can smell the gore. And he looks dead as well, with the grey undertones to his skin, the blood-splattered hands. ffs, the shading on his face makes it look like something is oozing from his nose. Theres nothing remotely dream-like or subtle or metaphorical about it.

And it would be a fine work of art, provocative, yes, blunt, sure, maybe to the point of banality, depending on your taste. But what elevates this to the realm of "Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me" is the fact that the royal family paid for that. They commissioned it! This isn't an act of protest. This isn't criticism. They had the literal goddamn king of England painted like a decaying zombie. On purpose.

He looks like he bathes in the blood of infants daily and it barely keeps his undead body functioning. He looks like someone wanted to make Frankenstein's monster but all they had was their own grandpa and a local butchery.

Like come on. Come ON. If you had your evil space emperor depict himself like that, it would be tired and cliche. But somehow, THIS

is reality.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i think the best ship is the girl who's always trying to get stuff done and complete her mission and the guy who helps her know when to take a break and have fun and not crack under the stress of it all.

[gushingveins]

You’re the last one getting this question Hoffman. Watch out.

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food (can you tell I’m sending this to all my buddies)

“ I don’t— What? What the fuck are you talking about? Are you having a stroke? ”

“ … The word ‘oven’ doesn’t describe the process of putting in cold food, heating it up and eating it, nor does it mean to ‘of in’ or ‘of out’ whatever you’re cooking. It comes from some Old English word, or something Greek. I don’t know. You’re an idiot. ”

[failonade]

I think gender swapped xiyuan featuring femme jing beiyuan and her butch gf wuxi would be nice.

[himejoshiangels]

none of you understand fabian aramais seacaster like I do, I'm taking Lou Wilson's incredible acting and performance and LEAVING

[find-the-path]

[LOTRO Vol 2 Spoilers]

I thought it'd be a good idea to finish Mirkwood (vol 2 edition) on Lastadron before starting Mirkwood (bbom edition) on Ryndel, seeing as I never actually finished Vol 2 (or even started Mirkwood through it) on Ryndel.

I have one thing to say.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lovecolibri]

"But I feel like Kindlesnap Whatsherface is so good at spying, she would be able to tell"

Siobhan hates this girl SO much and honestly, she's so right for that. The vibes were BAD.

[singwhenyoucantspeak]

i actually do not care about anything they said about agatha in interviews. i care about what was actually on screen. when are show creators going to start putting the actual story on my screen again. and if what was on the screen *was* the story then why wont they shut up about the rest of it and leave it to the viewers imagination. if they want to further explore things in another spin off then go *do* that! but stop talking about all of it. and i hate how obsessed fandom is w word of god. like i get its interesting to know what the creator "actually" meant to imply when its not explored on screen but at some point we gotta let go of what the "actual" intention was and let the show just exist as it is.