#and what the fuck is up with that puppet bitch in fnaf 2(??)

[mcrizzystardust]

me trying to learn and understand fnaf lore

[blackstarchanx3new]

Creations AU FNAF 4, But I obnoxiously over explain it 2

Pages 30-59

The sad story of Cody and his miserable life.

I know for a fact some of these pages were lined don't remember if they colored any by @akdrawsandwrites thanks AK. ^w^

More NPC dialogue.

In FNAF 4 game: There's an oddity with the NPC with a green shirt and brown hair, he has a STRIKING appearance to one of the "bullies" older brother's friends. But the one in the green shirt in the game has blonde hair. Idk if they're meant to be the same character and the sprite was just bonked up or what. FNAF color pallets being consistent is NOT something this series is known for lmfao.

I made these two characters brothers and modified his dialogue to suit that he knows Cody by "Josh's brother". Either way this character should know this kid's name lmfao.

The party coming up is apparently Cody's. The last NPC is debated to be the character "Susie" from the games....I color picked and this girl looks black to me. (Susie is white with styled blonde hair) Like they both have bows and wear pink so MAYBE it was meant to be her but idk. This was the design I went with. Retconning design and inconsistent colors in FNAF again: Is not new.

Susie is used as a character in another place in Creations anyway and it wouldn't line up timeline wise. (This makes an animatic with her as the Chica we meet in Mike's story outdated and incorrect but there's LOTS of ideas in the animatics that were abandoned going over all of them would take hours lmfao.)

Exposure therapy, I say as a joke.

You might have noticed an itty bitty detail of Josh getting set off every time Cody starts shouting. Bro does not handle that shit well.

Yeet the child again, damn it Josh you gotta kick that habit.

Josh's main response to dealing with Cody: Lock him somewhere where he doesn't have to deal wit him.

Oh dear. This looks familiar.

Creations readers and FNAF players alike know where this shit is going.

HI MIKE! ❤️ Yes that's Mike without his dyed hair lol.

Reasonably avoiding confrontation but uh, to the determent of others oof.

Dude proceeds to never stop throwing himself in danger later so I guess he decided to slam to the other side of the two extremes lmao.

HAH.

Well that explains Cody's creepy ass stalker crush on Mike.

He didn't really SPECIFY he recognized Mike verbally when talking to him in the main comic but here we get conformation he for sure did.

Again Cody/Golden Freddy doesn't consider himself a 1 to 1 with the original Cody. Rather just a robot with the kid's memories/soul.

They don't feel like his memories.

Lol. Cody and his Para-social relationship with Mike Schmidt.

We can tell this genuinely amuses him as his eyes aren't red.

Hah he says something to the same affect in thee FNAF 1 Arc...with a lot more body horror involved.

"It was just a prank bro"

Daddy's gonna make it all better.

Cody stop that. We've talked about how the faces you make are unsightly.

Also Puppet. She's here.

People didn't really GET Cody's reality bending abilities: So he explains it pretty plainly here.

He's powerful as hell. X'D

Basically the most OP character in Creations much like the cannon Golden Freddy.

So I'll give ya some writing advice: If you're gonna make an OP character, just make them lazy as fuck.

Easiest way to nerf them: Make them just not care about fighting. X'D

Cody's got a mixture of laziness, apathy and fear of daddy to keep him from being helpful much in the plot.

Because if he wasn't he'd clap Afton in 2 seconds and that'd be no fun. So he's a coward lmao.

He was gonna snap that bitches neck while he slept. And not a single one of us would have blamed him. UwU

Casually hides in his brother's closet XDDD

Also I pointed it out before but Josh's room is Michael's room in main story.

Cody's cowardess is on full display: He bent to NOT killing Josh when he realized how badly Josh was coping with his brother's death.

Just like his daddy!~

Jokes aside this is my fave page in FNAF 4. It was lined by AK. I drew the sketch

I like, never draw the nightmares but the ended up so good here. Props to Ak for translating the sketches real well.

This is another instance of what I mean when I say there's no real good "Starting" place for the Creations AU.

This is smth that happens in Sister Location, but I feel Josh's character is more interesting with this context.

Buuuut this scene makes no sense. Aaaaand FNAF 4 shows more chronological events.

Agh.

Honestly whenever I get around to doing "Spring Bonnie's friends" I'd argue that is the best place to start chronologically but we'll see.

Anyway Cody saving his dumbass brother is so funny to me.

It's also really sad to think that he saved Josh because he knew how much Josh HATED the idea of dying in a springlock suit. Cody shows empathy quite often, especially towards Mike but this extends to helping Josh too.

His little "Now who's the cry baby?" is just the icing on the cake. XD

So Josh IS dead...?

Kind of?

His "remnant" is just kinda all over the place.

Will pick up in part 3 since PAGE LIMITS.

[innsjovide]

some misc thoughts about modern horror (especially indie horror video games & internet horror [such as args and whatnot])

tw for discussion of horror topics obv and also my very biased opinions

[please note that my interests are usually peripheral to this stuff and I don't actually consume almost any of it, but I still have opinions on it bc I am an opinionated bitch]

rant under cut

it seems to me that a lot of modern popular horror media follows the same general trends and themes & that this has been happening for the past decade or so

those themes in question being 'sick and twisted horror under the guise of innocence'

this has always been an element of horror obv its not like fnaf invented the idea of making a children's thing creepy but its definitely had a rise in popularity in the past few years

in part bc of fnaf

and now you see it everywhere, its the most prevailing theme in modern horror media.

its in horrible steam games called 'bimbaps playtime' its in every new arg that comes out its in fucking yandere simulator its in everything you see and because its in everything you see there's nothing else interesting

and yes there are interesting things to do with this concept but when its all that's being done then the amount of things you can do with horror based on children's media

like I genuinely thing having horror based on children's media and this pretense of innocence limits the depth of theme you can actually go into bc ur limited by the aesthetics of 'childrens media but with blood'

bc even when you're twisting it into something dark and evil and horrific its still in some capacity got the trappings of children's media. it's limited by the fact its pretending to be something else and that's ugly

and its not like this sort of theme cant work well I mean. religious horror (which I am a huge fan of always) typically does the same thing but with jesus instead of chuckie cheese but idk it works better IMO there's more u can do

its like. we get it. the children's thing is secretly fucked up bc of whatever reason its seems like theres nothing there its just lame

also body horror gets extremely more lame when its a plush/puppet/toy/whatever instead of an actual human being with actual guts. miss me with all that symbolism shit it just doesn't pack the same punch

the inside of a build-a-bear will never illicit the same visceral reaction as actual legit intestines

[little side note obv horror doesnt need to be gory to be effective but theres something to be said about how the lack of actual violence against humans tones down the horror]

[little side note 2 I am mostly referencing the welcome home arg with this point and also fnaf and those are 2 separate things bc I'm pretty sure that imitation gore is not what the wh creator is trying to do with their story (their project actually seems pretty well written for this genre) and ik fnaf has actual gore but its lame and all kinda the same concept IMO (machine stabs u or whatever) also I hate fnaf and all the terrible things its done to this genre]

these projects seem to be lacking some of the things that make horror such an evocative genre. things such as themes. and social commentary. and things that are actually scary instead of just jumpscares

it all just seems so vacant and stupid and I also hate the culture around having to dig around for the actual secrets of a story. arg culture has done a lot for internet culture and unfortunately that is one of the annoying things. the actual plot of ur thing should not be hidden in ASCII art in the code of ur development blog

idk man I guess I just cant take ur horror concept seriously when the thing I'm supposed to be afraid of looks like a funko pop

the genre just seems so confining rn and I know that's bc this sort of stuff is extremely popular bc it appeals to people who want lighthearted stuff in addition to horror content but its just so fucking. lame.

horror for children is lame and bad. its too violent for children and too simple for adults (at least adults who enjoy actually thought out stories) and all the horror that's really popular rn is. pretty much just horror for children

TLDR

cj innsjovide is pissed off bc modern horror/horror for children lacks themes and stories bc its. for children. also fnaf still sucks

[little-mimikyuwu]

autumnal asks - harvest, jack o lantern, and cider

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

Idk if he counts but Tim Sutton on god. If not maybe like Ive Spice? I realize these are 2 VERY different answers but different people in here have different answers, main host says either of those tho (they're like a shape shifter)

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

I've grown 2 be much more of a picky eater over the years, more often then not I dislike more foods now than as a child (like veggies, most give me sensory issues now) But, I use 2 LOVE sweets as a kid (couldn't have candy or anything, diabetes and like- a "health" obessed father) So like the rare occasion I could I'd eat any and all, bit anymore a lotta stuff sweets wise I use 2 like just make me sick now or I simply find 2 sweet.

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

Oh. Anon, you poor sweet innocent thing. As Already stated shits fucked and I simply cannot choose one bc I have SO much 2 say.

So, I kin WAY 2 many people, I like lowkey dress them change whole aspects of myself bc of them kinda way of kin. So there's a couple of major ones, also being the most at different times from earliest 2 now:

1. Puppet & Mangle from FNAF

2. Ticci Toby

3. Will Cipher

4. Jack-O' Valentine

I have like 50 kins, it's a lot- these are some of the biggest and most important 2 me tho (also honorary mention 2 Tim Wright from Marble Hornets, I love him sm- why is everyone a coward 2 make bitches fat honestly. Tim Sutton (the actor who played Tim Wright) is so fucking valid and like- thank u sir for ur contributions 2 the world- anyway yea-)

SO, These fictional characters are here for a multitude of reasons,

1. As already stated main host is a shape shifter of sorts, and by that I specifically mean their a mirror that's reflects and refracts, also a doll, meaning they often times just- heavily imprint on characters, and like they can usually sway of its just reflecting vs it altering who they are, they can't likd- choose- but I digress anyway- main host has like lore? way 2 much lore actually- but they're a fictive- its complicated as hell, but they're a fictive of Will Cipher, but they didn't know that originally and a took a HOT minute 2 figure that out, cuz originally the body was way 2 into FNAF, and with how the body is and processes things- robots? fucking dead children souls in robots? a whole mood. Massive mood- especially w/ Puppet being regreful/vengeful and Mangle not rlly being alive in the way everyone else way- very r/iam14andthisisverydeep or whatever but idc, it helped me get through trauma and life and made me happy also the music from the community slaps. So those are the main reasons for mangle & puppet, like the main host literally being a doll (who sometimes has robot limbs, and oops I forgot 2 mention theyre mute and blind- they like have a voice box they just don't always like using it and the blind thing is a whole fucking story-) but yea voice box, being all fucked up physically and mentally? mood 10/10 can't wait for the fnaf movie (Also why those 2 instead of any others is bc like- this was really early on- like what literally only game 2- so maybe 2017? oh my god I'm old- anyway slightly off topic but toy Bonnie is gender as hell)

Ok uhh- Ticci Toby- OH my god the things 2 say, I didn't even mention in the lady part but tics n twitching??? such a thing for us. Especially the host. They cry a lot and generally get overstimmed really easily- and idk what exactly causes it but boy do they tick and twitch, also he's how we found out were trans so oops- um- idk his backstory is a like a mood, we share a decent amount of disorders- and generally his fanon (and maybe canon idk or care, like fuck kastoway) are pretty much a vibe 2 how the main host was for a while- and 2 some degree still is, there's def other reasons tho, like he was the most similar and human in the fandom, he also has a lotta features they really enjoy (curly brown hair, freckles (depending) that like almost sickly white- OH also hachets??? hello??? and his mask??? gender as fuck. Wish I looked that good oh my god. There's just so many reason, he was one of the first pastas I fell in love with, one of the first really I ever even saw. He's like- bi polar like me and idk, I just really enjoy that. He's got enough backstory so that he has a general vibe but hcs can run wild, and still fit. I really hate how childish he's treated tho, I love him as a kin bc he's childish but also not? he's not mature in the slightest but he's not stupid and definitely can hold his own, with lots of character depth. Also his fear of Cars gets more and more relatable (ive been nearly in so many accidents I refuse 2 get a license)

these aren't as on depth as I probably want them 2 be but I don't know I'm comfortable sharing

🖤🖤🎃 Jack-O' Valentine

Silly girl

so gender

so cool, she's got a sort of DID which we love, she's been multiple people and fucked and all these things but in the end she's happy and learning 2 he herself (whatever she decides that is) She fucking blew up Japan tho sorta? gg lore is something else- also Justice her previous form having a massive blue cock is infinitely funny (Justice is a massive mecha, totally pegged sol-) But yea, jacko loves halloween is like 70s inspired is motivating cute and generally such a good character? God. I could not reccomend a character and fandom more, gg is incredibly cool and diverse, and jacko's no different. she's diverse in other ways besides gender, race, identity, I mean she is a white (I think-) woman, probably bisexual idk, but she's got a lot of complexity 2 her w/ having identity issues n shit bc she's part a whole different person, who she was originally meant 2 be, but shit got fucky and ow that's Relatable, her tryna see the best in it all tho? love that- she's so silly as well it's great- and is loved by the person she was supposed 2 be's husband? who loves her for her? goals. also just- her kids so cool lmao I love dizzy-

I'm getting dizzy rn and need my meds hope this was enough for u xx

[themichaelvan]

why nearly every character in all of the fnaf musicals are insane in distinctly different but still very much insane ways: an essay

(this is like 80% from memory and its. checks time 2:15am as of writing this so excuse inaccuracies.)

mark: oh my god starting off with a bang, are we? okay okay. he was there for ONE NIGHT. one. one night. he spent like basically all of it crying in the corner because of puppets. theyre puppets. freddy is literally punted across the room on multiple occasions YOU ARE A FULL GROWN ADULT MARK. "in all my dreams i see / a maze of halls with bloody walls / and countless scrawls reminding me "it's me!"" YOU WERE THERE FOR ONE NIGHT. he IMMEDIATELY decides that the solution to this is not 1) taking it up with his manager 2) just fucking quitting bUT INSTEAD THAT ITS 3) BRING A DUFFEL BAG FULL OF WEAPONS, INCLUDING SEVERAL KNIVES AND GUNS TO HIS WORKPLACE INTENDING TO KILL THE ANIMATRONICS YOU WERE HIRED TO PROTECT. AND THEN THE ONLY THING HE DID TO CHANGE HIS IDENTITY AFTER NEARLY KILLING A MAN AND GETTING CAUGHT WAS TO DYE HIS HAIR. he didnt even change his ADDRESS. dipshit. he acts all tough and crap afterward too like he spent 40 years in prison. he was reduced to literal actual tears by puppets. god i love him so much.

nate: sassed the man holding a knife to one of the animatroniocs he, AGAIN, was HIRED to PROTECT. drove the animatronics to a man they KNOW is willing to use guns to protect himself in the FIRST PLACE. also he just ??? fuckign Had bb on hand like. did they give him bb when he quit the first time?? like. okay. say you have to distract an easily distracted but immensely murderous animatronic and your first thought is "hmm what if i use that rc car that looks like a child from my old workplace". bitch if its been 7 years since i worked there and witnessed a traumatizing event im gonna bury that fucker at the bottom of my closet not just have it with me. also his first concern when he was faced with a very much "i am going to die" situation is that he hasnt caught up on a tv show yet???? nate buddy please i appreciate you but get some self-worth and some therapy while youre at it

aj: he was nearly killed by an animatronic as big as he was, stopped only by like a foot or smth, and then IMMEDIATELY accepted the transfer to ANOTHER place with animatronics in it like. why would you actively choose to keep working with fazbear entertainment. im sure literally any other company ever would look at aj "nearly killed two men because he wanted to work more hours" purple guy and hire him in a millisecond. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HE NEARLY KILLED TWO MEN BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WORK MORE HOURS. DO YOU NEED THE MONEY THAT BADLY OR DO YOU JUST REALLY FUCKING. WANT TO WORK AT FAZBEARS THAT MUCH. i honeslty cant decide which is worse. he also mocked the guy with a chainsaw who burst through the wall not ten minutes before??? who was also like 2 feet away from him???? what were you EXPECTING him to do??????????????????? give you more hours????????????????????????

phone guy: yeah.

mike: looked at the absolute flaming dumpster fire that was the lawsuits, filthy animatronics, extremely low budget, and EXTREMELY sketchy boss that was the new fazbears and said "yeah i can work with this." also i think he got killed by pan stan which is such a sad way to go my god. i dont have quite as much to say about him but i DO love him very much and he REALLY SHOULD HAVE gotten a better job.

lizzy: other than the fact she hasnt quit fazent yet (which is excusable considering it looks like shes looking into the sketchy stuff and is probably mostly there for mikes death), actually not that bad. props to her tbh if i had to deal with a boss like phone guy id go considerably more feral.

those police officers who showed up for like 2 scenes in the og fnaf musical: just fucking, like. let an actual murder perp ESCAPE because they Forgot To Lock The Car And Went To Go Get Food and then just. DIDNT REPORT IT. because this, apparently, is NOT the first time theyve let someone escape, and because theyd LOSE THEIR JOBS IF THEY REPORTED IT. if the police is THAT bad in this town no fucking wonder phone guy's gotten away with everything so far.

[charlieslowartsies]

17, 22, 25, 29 for the Weird Questions for Writers

Thank you for asking these aaaa

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

We do not have time for the lore that is the FNAF timeline. I don’t even have time for it all in the KGA, hilariously enough. I’ve had to cherry pick and beat my sandcastles into a passable attempt at a coherent storyline and the sand gets wetter with each new FNAF related thing that is released. I hope its working. I don’t think my tower is up to code, but it’s a pretty tower.

However I am pretty proud of the upcoming plot stuff in terms of the characters getting either their comeuppance or much needed closure. I’ve set up almost all the hints by now for the major secret—well, I think it’s the most important one! It’s been my favorite to work on. There’s obviously other mysteries going on inside the Pizza Plex. I’ll try and answer them all, and hope the DLC doesn’t have to be entirely ignored if I want to write more KGA stuff. (It already looks like it will but…fuck it. This is why I call it an au. The second Mike stepped into Fazbear’s Fright with the Fazgang that storyline rocketed down its own path, and I’ve had to accept that.)

One thing I settled on early—I liked Vanessa’s character/presence. I like what she added to SB, although I wish we had better endings and perhaps more things to find that fleshed her out. She’s one of the few people Mike meets that he thinks Freddy Fazbear will approve of and even respect. That doesn’t happen often. I did not want her to be ‘the bitch’ and I did not want her to be a villain for evil’s sake either. I want her to be as complex as Max was when he first entered Last Shift. I mentioned before I’m mashing two or three endings of SB together for Lies Within. I still am, and she is included in the ending. I also did not want romance, either, between her and Mike. She needs help, yes, but help comes in a lot of different ways and I do not like ‘we spent 6 hours together and decided it was love.’ That’s not a message I think is realistic and I don’t want to focus on it, especially not when we have Mike’s previous relationships right behind him pretty constantly. *glances at a certain overprotective Puppet*

There’s a very jarring scene I’m trying to reconcile with. I want it to happen, it CAN work into the storyline, it DOES makes sense. But it hurts.  A lot. It depends on far I want to go when I reference Devil’s Spine. If it does end up happening, I promise I’ll do it justice.

Plenty of things aren’t making the final cut to Lies Within. I unfortunately had this brilliant idea for an opening plotline that came to me around chapter 5. 8T There’s no way to salvage the concept either, because it would have hit better as the opening ‘act’ for Lies Within. I had this idea that Marion erased Mike’s memories to protect them from Glitchtrap’s clutches and he sent them to the Pizza Plex to work while he and the gang tried to recover lost ground. Goldy had gotten so damaged during an unseen fight with Glitchtrap too, so Mike was powerless. Max had his memory, and was there to keep an eye on their reckless night guard. Sunny and Moon were also in on the trick, and they had taken a liking to Mike too.

Another thing was Springtrap was going to be in this fic. I decided that didn’t really match the whole “Spring/Afton are dead and gone” point I made in Last Shift. (After all, we were told he was gone in FF, and Afton got back into Springtrap. Why would now be any different? Nah. I don’t wanna contradict my writing if I can avoid it.) Even if the characters are assuming differently, which is part of the fun of a mystery. What’s real and what’s not? Especially when we know things the characters don’t ;)

AFN 2 is nearly ready for its release. Lies Within is getting dark fast, and back when I was writing Ghost Strings I came up with the idea to explore the world using those episodic adventures. I’m solving the whole ‘I miss Springtrap’ thing by giving him his missing scenes that never made into FF. (I like the time jump I did, but it def left me hanging in some parts.)

One of the main themes for Mari’s plotline was and still is: “Just because someone is different doesn’t make them bad” but he’s also getting some more development in answering for his own past transgressions, such as how hard he’s been on Michael Afton.

I’m still working on the details for Max’s ending in this series. I think I have a good idea, and while it will be a happy one, it will also be melancholy one too. I don’t like using Loss for unneeded drama, if I make a character suffer I want them to learn from it, teach another character, or work to get what they lost back. Sometimes they have to earn it; sometimes we do get what we want even when we think we won’t. and sometimes, like perhaps in this zombie’s case, he’s learned enough and just deserves Something Nice for once.

22. How organized are you with your writing? Describe to me your organization method, if it exists. What tools do you use? Notebooks? Binders? Apps? The Cloud?

I started this process with London Bridge and kept it going until Lies Within. (As well as every other fic around that time in various fandoms, with a few exceptions. For example, my TF fic Resonance is written entirely in ONE document bc I wrote it in two weeks.)

I have a single word doc called ‘fic title NOTES.’ And in that doc is everything from the title ideas, there’s usually 5-6 of them until I pick one I like. There’s the summary, as well as all the necessary quotes.

Then I make a rough estimate of chapter titles. This is usually wrong, but I try. LB had 8 chapters and I actually kept the fic in that first guess. LS was supposed to be 12 and ended up being 24.

Then I name chapter titles that I think sound cool or interesting.

Then I just start writing in a new document. I don’t really plan. I go back and rewrite into the Notes Doc what happened after the chapter is finished and ready to be posted. Sometimes if I go ‘okay next chapter I need this scene to happen’ I will do that. But mostly I write down conflict to resolution across the chapter list. For ex:

LS chapter X: Freddy and the gang shut down by Henry/Marion. Resolves in chapter X because of: and a short note why/how so I don’t forget something.

Sometimes shit resolves in that same chapter, such as Max almost biting it in chapter 10 of LW. Sometimes it don’t, and sometimes, like in Finding Freddy, the conflict sets up for the following story, (Springtrap being Possessed again and escaping) so I make note of that.

I do work backwards. I don’t know why. I just write for fun but when working with a mystery/thriller, I recognize I need some level of organization to get my ducks in a row in time for curtain close.

 25. What is a weird, hyper-specific detail you know about one of your characters that is completely irrelevant to the story?

Mike Schmidt is half Mexican. Mostly because I am too, so he’s got my skin tone (well the one I get in the summer.) Representation matters, kids. He also has the running joke as me, his wife and my girlfriend are pasty white and they learned Spanish better than he/I did lmao. Entirely immaterial but a fun detail!

A second, maybe not as useless to know but kind of: When Mike is bonded with Golden Freddy, he cannot swim. A computer’s response is to short circuit and turn off, so that’s what poor Fredbear does, and Mike sinks like a stone lmao. Obviously he avoids pools/lakes but he can still shower fine. Baths make him secondhand nervous though.

 29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?

Music, and reading mostly. I can also keep my writing juju-bees going by drawing or illustration a scene I’m having trouble describing. It’s mostly why there’s so much art for Make Believe and the KGA! When the well runs dry, I usually just need to take a break and I switch to doodles or read a new book. Horror is preferred. Lately my favorite author is Riley Sager, The Last Time I Lied is def a recommend.

[cloudbankdownload]

konnichiwa, and welcome back to the classic “Matpat video notes from hell” series

yup we’re doing this again lol. just imagine noodle from gorillaz typing this up instead of alex and it’ll almost be just like last time! today (June 10, 2019) we’ll be watching “Game Theory: FNAF, You Were Meant To Lose (FNAF VR Help Wanted).” please note that in the thumbnail it says “don’t trust the tapes!” so you too can be mad at how he’s slandering tape girl like that. and, of course, THERE WILL BE SOME (MOSTLY MINOR) SPOILERS! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. okay, video time!

-alright, starting off strong with a compilation of Poor Matpat (/s) and all the times he thought he’d made his last fnaf theory video (man i wish fnaf 4 was his last theory vid too)

-not even a minute in and we’ve already got some avengers endgame references smh

-jokingly calls fnaf vr “matpat insanity simulator” and MAN i WISH

-calls the game “an ~inflection~ point” like we get it you can use fancy words okay relax

-thinks there’s more games to come

-vr game supposedly is gonna lead us into “FNAF: The Next Generation” (bro if you’re gonna come up with a name for a list games we don’t even know are gonna exist, at least be creative with it come on)

-”the meatiest game in the fnaf library” with I SHIT YOU NOT an awful graphic of freddy’s head over a disgusting pile of “ground meat” with a big yellow sun-shape with red text that says “NO FAT!” JFC MATT WHY!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!! also y’all are welcome, i definitely took that bullet for you

-i’m only two minutes into a 23:39 video why did i sign up for this i’m gonna die

-oh joy he actually played it on gt live /s

-BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT VOICE HE DID FOR THE PUPPET

-experience of the game is to “recreate the brand” and “clear its name” or w/e

-OMFG HE LITERALLY WAS TALKING ABOUT ALL THE MONEY SOCK COTTON WAS MAKING ON MERCH ONLY TO STOP AND TALK ABOUT HIS OWN FUCKING MERCH SEND HELP GET ME OUTTA HERE IM GONNA GO F E R A L

-he’s really going out of his way to say “THESE shirts are for the LADIES and THESE shirts are for the MEN” SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT

-seriously man we already knew you were a Gender Binary Cop but this is ridiculous

-there’s game theory underwear. apparently. if i had to suffer through that fact so do you.

-”if you’re a fan of all the hard work we put into each and every one of our videos” WOW matt i had know idea how hard it was to steal other people’s work and ideas for your half assed theories!!!1!!11!!!

-god he makes it sounds like his theory gear is like donating to a charity absolutely unbelievable

-by the way, that ad for his own merch was from 3:32-4:18 and that’s almost a full minute (though trust me, it felt like so much longer)

-quiero matar ese hombre (translation: i wanna kill that man)

-OH. OH HE DID NOT.

-[insert stream of cursing in multiple languages that i cannot be bothered to type out here]

-this little white bitch really just said that there was only one important character missing in the vr game–golden freddy

-“noodle!” i’m sure you’re saying. “there’s nothing wrong with matt saying that!” oh no, that wasn’t the bad thing he said. ohhh no.

-and i quote: “i mean, ballora isn’t around here either, but you know i said ‘IMPORTANT’ [voice saying “buh-buh-baom!”, explosion sfx, air horn sfx]”

-気持ち悪い！(disgusting!)

-me parece que el quiere ser un hombre muerto (it seems to me that he wants to be a dead man)

-anywayyyys back to golden freddy: she’s not in the game because she’s chillin in hell with william afton APPARENTLY

-あの、ちょっと・・・(um, not really…)

-oh excuse me, she’s in hell with william to torture him, not chill with him

-also like how we’re still assuming a lot of things /s

-man this is taking a while

-cassidy (golden freddy) never gives up her soul, proves along with scrap baby plush that help wanted takes place after pizzeria simulator

-franchise is trying to rebuild itself after yknow, a dude going on a child killing spree

-talks about the following malhare ending

-yeah we aint gonna talk about what he calls malhare

-third appearance of the name “jeremy” in the games

-says he’s put the tapes in a “cohesive narrative” order (hah, how much do we wanna bet he’s wrong?)

-lol doesn’t say the order so he can’t be called out on his bullshit (i’m too tired to try and actually piece this shit together)

-this mf really 1) called jeremy crazy 2) or maybe that he’s “just a fnaf youtuber” and 3) PUTS UP A GRAPHIC OF HIM AND MARK GIVING EACH OTHER A HIGH FIVE. bold of you to assume you deserve to be near him mister patthew.

-[GORE WARNING] his take on the jeremy incident (you know the one, it was mentioned in the tapes) is that the ink is blood and jeremy DID cut his face off with the paper cutter. if you’re here from the fnaf discord server, you were probably around when we all discussed that this was unlikely.

-oh wow he really just tried to tie that in with the bite of 87 huh

-he’s convinced jeremy dies (spoiler: we don’t–and neither do a fair bit of people)

-really blaming tape girl for the fact that she didn’t warn about not collecting the tapes until the fifteenth tape huh

-talks about all cassettes collected endings, and how you “lose” no matter what in any of the three endings

-thinks the player is destined to lose the game

-mentions inconsistencies and oddities in the tapes

-i.e. how tape girl introduces herself twice—in tape one and tape fifteen

-how she says in tape sixteen that she knows there’s a way to kill malhare when she can’t possibly be sure, because she clearly hasn’t done it herself (malhare wouldn’t exist otherwise.)

-as in, she’s secretly trying to get you to release malhare instead of killing him

-thinks malhare melded with her conscious after she tried to delete the audio files and then attempted to escape by making the next playtester release malhare

-meanwhile the player is stuck while malhare takes over their body

-thinks that maybe the player waits until the next playtester comes along and loses their consciousness, which lets the player out

-says that putting together the tapes is like putting together the petscop lore

-wonders how many williams are out there--could the ai be replicating itself into multiple people--but admits yeah probably not

-”but that’s just a theory.. a game theory” or w/e the fuck he says

-insert ancient meme about fnaf storyline here bc he was too lazy to make a graphic or w/e

-oh wait no he wants to talk about jeremy haha still gotta sit through this for another minute or so

-random appearance of shadow freddy he found, malhare has three toes (ffs sake not the toe theories again i thought we were done with that crap) like the footprints outside afton house in fnaf ps midnight motorist minigame

-lovelyyy he’s gonna make another video after “thinking” shit over

-”scott cawthon is the villain in his own game” OKAY WHATEVER IDGAF

-i hoped you enjoyed these because they were legitimately the second or third worst experience of my life and i’m really not exaggerating

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FNAF as things my friends and I have said

FNAF 1-

Freddy: Get that rock out of your nose or so help me god.

Bonnie: I’m trying so hard but you’re just making things so difficult. I might have to kill you.

Chica: Eating is my favorite hobby. Nobody can stop me.

Foxy: Did you know that if you bite a finger with the same force of a baby carrot, it’ll snap off? Wild.

Golden Freddy: Henlo dirty children it’s time for dead.

FNAF 2-

Toy Freddy: I am a pure child, your dildo website can’t corrupt me.

Toy Bonnie: I can’t believe you’d do something like that. At least let me record it next time.

Toy Chica: I may be a slut, but I ain’t a hoe.

Mangle: I saw Death and I kissed his nose.

Puppet: Go choke on a stick, bitch.

Balloon Boy: Look at me go! Look out world, trash is on the way!

Withered Freddy: No, no, no, no, no. No.

Withered Bonnie: I can’t hear you, let me get my glasses.

Withered Chica: Oh my god, I can’t move. Actually, that’s not that bad.

Withered Foxy: Can I get a “fuck you”?

Golden Freddy: I can’t feel anything. Happy, pain, anger. I am dead.

Shadow Bonnie: Pearly whites! Om nom nom!

Shadow Freddy: Look at me. I have seen things.

FNAF 3-

Springtrap: I embrace the sweet release of death with warm, open arms.

Phantom Freddy: I may be crippled, but I still eat ass like the wind.

Phantom Chica: See this scar? I hit my head off a arcade cabinet. I’m invincible.

Phantom Foxy: I sold my soul for a bag of chips and it was honestly a bad choice.

Phantom Puppet: Your eyes are a beautiful shade of shit.

Phantom Balloon Boy: I have had it up to here with you half-assery.

Phantom Mangle: I’m home from work, and boy have I got some bullshit for you.

FNAF 4-

Nightmare Freddy: These are my kids. I named them after different parts of the vagina.

Nightmare Bonnie: Can you stop crying for a second, I need to call my mom.

Nightmare Chica: I apologize for breaking in last night.

Nightmare Foxy: Take a deep breath. Smell that? It’s the dead hookers in the basement.

Nightmare Fredbear: I’m sorry about your childhood trauma, but my sugar cookies are more important.

Nightmare: Ignore my sassiness, I haven’t had my coffee yet.

Plushtrap: I may be small, but I can kick all of the country’s ass.

Nightmare Balloon Boy: Surprise! The baddest bitch is here!

Nightmarrion: Wake up and smell the illness.

Jack-O-Bonnie: Don’t you think twelve arms is a little excessive?

Jack-O-Chica: I just realized it doesn’t have a mouth and now I’m shook.

FNAF Sister Location-

Circus Baby: I come from a long line of screw ups.

Ballora: I’ve made a huge mistake. We should leave.

Funtime Freddy: Go fast and eat ass.

Funtime Foxy: I’m a fragile mix of bipolar and bisexual.

Ennard: I’m confused but I’m proud.

FNAF 6-

Scrap Baby: I came back for revenge but I ended up emotionally distressed instead.

Molten Freddy: The voices in my head sound like a movie narrator.

Springtrap: I’m ugly on the inside and outside.

Lefty: Welcome back. You missed three murders, the plague, and sixteen lawsuits.

BONUS-

Henry: Am I the only one who notices the fire?

William: I can’t hear you, I’m too busy microwaving earrings.

Elizabeth: I’ll carry your body up a mountain and throw it off. You’ll be blessed.

Michael: Since when do you have a murder basement?

Crying Boy: I used to be bullied. Then I pissed myself and everyone ran away. Best defense there is.

Phone Guy: I own a minivan and I’m proud of it.

Henry’s Daughter: I don’t know what happened, but I’m bleeding.

Candy Cadet: Anyone who refuses my candy doesn’t deserve a place in my life.

Desk Fan: We live in a world where the government spies on us with microwaves and talking baby dolls.

FNAF Ultimate Custom Night (I’m not doing all 50, just ones not mentioned above previously)-

JJ: I’m not a faker! I’m just really good at copying things.

Old Man Consequences: Wait, is he pissing in the river?

Trash And The Gang: One, two, three, four. You’re a huge dick, if not more.

Helpy: I’m a slut for memes.

Happy Frog: Ew, you’re just like all the other Barbie dolls...

Mr. Hippo: See that dog over there? With the stress free, easy going life? You’ll never experience that.

Pigpatch: I’ve built my kingdom on ironic puns and badly timed one liners.

Nedd Bear: Rip-off, my ass.

Orville Elephant: If I have to listen to you ramble on about geese again, I’m going to hurt you.

Rockstar Freddy: It’s fifteen bucks for a large bag full of crushed up mints. Take it or leave it.

Rockstar Bonnie: I can’t find my motivation, can you help me look?

Rockstar Chica: I was always considered the quirky one.

Rockstar Foxy: I like being the wildcard. It means I only have to be responsible when I want to be.

Music Man: I don’t know how to play any instrument, but I’m good at pretending.

El Chip: Look at this mess. I though they said they were actually going to fix it?

Funtime Chica: My fake ID looks better than my real one...

DeeDee: Sorry for the inconvenience, but I’m more important than anyone else in this room.

XOR: You should have seen the look on her face when I showed up.

Bonnet: Blue for boys and pink for girls was created by Hitler.

Minireenas: My siblings and I want to apologize for making you think you were tripping.

Lolbit: I can type so fast. See that? I typed “You’re a giant anus” and deleted it too fast for you to see.

Fredbear: That was so many years ago. Even though it was, like, yesterday.

RWQFSFASXC: For the last time, no, I don’t have the murder weapon.

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The Fourth Closet Liveblog: Chapters 1-4

LET’S DO THIS

Due to the length of the book this will be split into a post for every few chapters.

Spoilers under the cut, obviously.

Chapter 1

Gotta admit, I already miss having Charlie as our protag. John’s bland ass isn’t really that interesting.

And you acted like Charlie was crazy for dissembling Theodore. who’s the crazy bastard keeping his head in your apartment now huh

god I wish Jessica was the new protag

Could Charlie have been injected with remnant at some point? Granted I’m not sure how she healed, but I’ve proposed remnant can do that (as William’s first springlocking scars were healed). Might not’ve worked with Michael because Ennard was blocking him. If he healed up later that would also explain how he got his job in FFPS without too many questions.

Chapter 2

Wonder if the woman at the dump was not-Charlie. Explains why she’d be interested in the animatronics at least.

Glad to see Clay’s doing better. And look, Marla and Carlton returned from The Void (TM)

Lamar is the only damn smart person in these books

Maybe not-Charlie is a person hired by William (or even Henry, if he’s still around - I’m guessing he’s the one who opened the new pizzeria unless MIchael was doing his dad a favor) to act like her? It would explain why she doesn’t look exactly like her but knows everything about her. Maybe she’ll lure them to the new pizzeria or something. I don’t trust her

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE AND THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

Hmm, she seems to think she’s Charlie. Maybe she’s an android (though doubtful given how most of the human robots look in this series) or a brainwashed person? Remnant’s still not out of the question, but it feels like she would be covered in scars Dave-style if that was the case. Or maybe he’s figured out a better way to use it that doesn’t cause scarring? idk I’m spitballing here

Chapter 3

Weird that FT Freddy is purple here like canon but the one on the cover is black. Then again, the covers have never been accurate.

So the woman’s this guys assistant, not not-Charlie. Wonder if the guy is Henry post-stabbing/remnant/whatever.

Not only do real animatronics use air hoses, but that also explains why the Funtime endos have the hoses around them.

So assistant-person is possessed robot w/ remnant. Not sure how the guy at the dump didn’t realize she was a fucking robot, unless that wasn’t actually her

Betting Theodore is the TSE equivalent of the Fredbear Plush, meant to listen in on conversations (or not? don’t know how you’d fit a walkie talkie into just a head)

oh great, CBPW is here (if FT Freddy didn’t make that obvious). this just keeps getting better and better

Is assistant-woman AU Ballora? Or similar to an AU Ballora?

just keep walking charlie. keep walking

Chapter 4

Not-Charlie is a creepy goddamn bastard and I still don’t trust her

I find it suspicious that she was asking about John’s question. Seems like she might want to know so she can relay the info to him and act like she just remembered to gain his trust

Trapped in a box (Charlie felt like that briefly in TTO), not knowing what food is - the robot idea seems slightly more likely, as she def. thinks she’s Charlie at least

(she never does eat that pasta does she)

I doubt the Sammy = Samatha theory a bit myself, as it’s implied Sammy’s the Bitten Child (Charlie is Puppet, Puppet looks like Bitten Child and cares for him, Charlie is the twin of Sammy) and he’s referred to with male pronouns in canon. Maybe Henry was just raising him as a boy, but that seems less likely.

So were you hurt or weren’t you bitch? First you say you were, but then you talk about Aunt Jen trying to put you into a dress the next day. Even with remnant I’m pretty sure you’d be brutally injured by that point

The real Charlie hates zombie movies

Also she loved her animatronic toys and would def want them back

heh, midnight and 6 AM

“Freddy’s has been closed, that couldn’t be it” THERE’S A NEW PIZZERIA WITH A FREDDY ANIMATRONIC IN IT YOU DIPSHIT

“edgar” GODDAMMIT WHAT IS WITH BATIM AND FNAF SHARING SO MANY GODDAMN NAMES

“shining star, silver reef” sounds like it might be a location of some type

fuck, please don’t let Clay die

guessing one of the CBPW animatronics did this. maybe the assistant, seeing as she was out on the street earlier

in conclusion: don’t live in Hurricane Utah kids

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#5

why nearly every character in all of the fnaf musicals are insane in distinctly different but still very much insane ways: an essay

(this is like 80% from memory and its. checks time 2:15am as of writing this so excuse inaccuracies.)

mark: oh my god starting off with a bang, are we? okay okay. he was there for ONE NIGHT. one. one night. he spent like basically all of it crying in the corner because of puppets. theyre puppets. freddy is literally punted across the room on multiple occasions YOU ARE A FULL GROWN ADULT MARK. "in all my dreams i see / a maze of halls with bloody walls / and countless scrawls reminding me "it's me!"" YOU WERE THERE FOR ONE NIGHT. he IMMEDIATELY decides that the solution to this is not 1) taking it up with his manager 2) just fucking quitting bUT INSTEAD THAT ITS 3) BRING A DUFFEL BAG FULL OF WEAPONS, INCLUDING SEVERAL KNIVES AND GUNS TO HIS WORKPLACE INTENDING TO KILL THE ANIMATRONICS YOU WERE HIRED TO PROTECT. AND THEN THE ONLY THING HE DID TO CHANGE HIS IDENTITY AFTER NEARLY KILLING A MAN AND GETTING CAUGHT WAS TO DYE HIS HAIR. he didnt even change his ADDRESS. dipshit. he acts all tough and crap afterward too like he spent 40 years in prison. he was reduced to literal actual tears by puppets. god i love him so much.

nate: sassed the man holding a knife to one of the animatroniocs he, AGAIN, was HIRED to PROTECT. drove the animatronics to a man they KNOW is willing to use guns to protect himself in the FIRST PLACE. also he just ??? fuckign Had bb on hand like. did they give him bb when he quit the first time?? like. okay. say you have to distract an easily distracted but immensely murderous animatronic and your first thought is "hmm what if i use that rc car that looks like a child from my old workplace". bitch if its been 7 years since i worked there and witnessed a traumatizing event im gonna bury that fucker at the bottom of my closet not just have it with me. also his first concern when he was faced with a very much "i am going to die" situation is that he hasnt caught up on a tv show yet???? nate buddy please i appreciate you but get some self-worth and some therapy while youre at it

aj: he was nearly killed by an animatronic as big as he was, stopped only by like a foot or smth, and then IMMEDIATELY accepted the transfer to ANOTHER place with animatronics in it like. why would you actively choose to keep working with fazbear entertainment. im sure literally any other company ever would look at aj "nearly killed two men because he wanted to work more hours" purple guy and hire him in a millisecond. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HE NEARLY KILLED TWO MEN BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WORK MORE HOURS. DO YOU NEED THE MONEY THAT BADLY OR DO YOU JUST REALLY FUCKING. WANT TO WORK AT FAZBEARS THAT MUCH. i honeslty cant decide which is worse. he also mocked the guy with a chainsaw who burst through the wall not ten minutes before??? who was also like 2 feet away from him???? what were you EXPECTING him to do??????????????????? give you more hours????????????????????????

phone guy: yeah.

mike: looked at the absolute flaming dumpster fire that was the lawsuits, filthy animatronics, extremely low budget, and EXTREMELY sketchy boss that was the new fazbears and said "yeah i can work with this." also i think he got killed by pan stan which is such a sad way to go my god. i dont have quite as much to say about him but i DO love him very much and he REALLY SHOULD HAVE gotten a better job.

lizzy: other than the fact she hasnt quit fazent yet (which is excusable considering it looks like shes looking into the sketchy stuff and is probably mostly there for mikes death), actually not that bad. props to her tbh if i had to deal with a boss like phone guy id go considerably more feral.

those police officers who showed up for like 2 scenes in the og fnaf musical: just fucking, like. let an actual murder perp ESCAPE because they Forgot To Lock The Car And Went To Go Get Food and then just. DIDNT REPORT IT. because this, apparently, is NOT the first time theyve let someone escape, and because theyd LOSE THEIR JOBS IF THEY REPORTED IT. if the police is THAT bad in this town no fucking wonder phone guy's gotten away with everything so far.

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#4

drops dead on the floor

43 notes - Posted October 7, 2022

#3

buddy.... are you..... sweeping..... the evil rune circle............

45 notes - Posted October 20, 2022

#2

SIGHS. okay whatever. 10k notes and i finish reading homestuck

81 notes - Posted October 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i hope the admiral knows i love him

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Pizza Simulator Liveblog

SURPRISE, WE’RE DOING IT NOW

Spoilers and thoughts under the cut. Note that these are my immediate reactions, so apologies if they make absolutely no sense.

SHADOW FREDDY LET ME FEED THOSE KIDS YOU BITCH (also that casually confirms it’s actually gen 1 fredbear we play as, neat)

GOD FREAKSHOW BABY HAS A RADASS DESIGN I LOVE IT

so.... turing test then?

paragraph 4. scott you clever clever bastard

those aren’t the chips from TTO are they? there are 5 high-pitched noises

THERE YOU ARE HI BABY I MISSED YOU

akl;dsfj WE ARE THE BEAR

that illustration of that man is the creepiest thing so far

these people. there’s too many teeth. stop it

this style is very chipper-and-friends esc

honestly the idea of someone just sitting there flicking through a catalogue trying to decide what to put in their death pizzeria is really wonderful

dashcon simulator 2.0

hey, FNAF 4 fredbear! and a, uh, that thing!

HELLO UH, REDBEAR

fun FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

hey, new paperpals!

I fucking love this stupid-ass tiny FT freddy animation

hey, happiest day animatronics! and pigpatch you bastard, that’s where you went!

HOW DO YOU UNCLOG A TOILET REMOTELY

WHY WOULD YOU LOOK FOR ANIMATRONICS OUTSIDE THE BACK DOOR THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I’LL TAZE AN ANIMATRONIC, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

God, this whole section is so fucking cool I love it

HI KELLEN GOFF ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND 2

I feel like we’re playing as william or michael. they’re probably the only two characters who would give so few fucks about this

is “YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING“ a reference to William? that is a very prominent springtrap-esc cleft chin there

we have... a dayshift party on saturday? oh god, please do not tell me we’re running the FNAF 4 restaurant here

okay, somehow that sign is kind of creeping me out more than the animatronics

something bad is gonna happen on saturday. something really fucking awful.

WILLIAM YOU BASTARD COME HERE I’M GONNA KICK YOUR FURRYSUITED ASS

---> proceed with salvage well now there’s some FNAF 3 teaser memories for y’all

ahh, I can finally outlive my fantasty of tazing william afton. today’s a good day

(at least I think it’s him? it’s weird, that’s not how springtrap looks. maybe michael got his ass furrysuited and that’s who this is, would not surprise me)

huh, okay, that’s not william’s voice. unless being dead makes you loose your accent. goddamn, I still hope I get to taze him sooner or later

dude, these are some cheap ass motherfucking animatronics

scott’s like “MAKE ALL THE ANIMATRONIC VARIETIES“

minigames? scott you absolute madman

wait wait wait wait, is that drawing of rockstar freddy in the background based off of that one freddy plush meme? actually I’m sure it is and I’m dying

ah okay, there’s the british accent. didn’t hear it during the salvage portion for some reason. still doesn’t look like FNAF 3 springtrap to me though??

“I ALWAYS COME BACK“ YEAH I KNOW BITCH I WISH YOU WOULDN’T

hey, that one drawing has doofas on it!

so as far as I can tell this is post FNAF 3 in a location we haven’t heard of yet. we’ll see if that holds true

hmmm, baby didn’t kill us. maybe we’re michael and she didn’t because she knows she can’t?

(utah confirmed for state! we were already told the location, or at least one of them, was in Hurricane Utah in the books, good to have canon confirmation)

five nights at freddy’s: lawyer edition

“PARENTS AGAINST ATROCITIES“ alja;sdf

hey wait, there’s a version of foxy that isn’t broken as shit? that’s new

E G G  B A B Y

that’s either an extremely convoluted SL reference to baby + eggs benedict or a five nigthts at flumpty’s reference. both are good

“security puppet“ more like “security killing puppet“ am I right

WHO WANTS TO BUY A KILLER ANIMATRONIC FOR 5 DOLLARS RAISE YER HANDS

hmm. music man scares me on a personal level

el-chip. definitely not a killer animatronic beaver, beep-boop.

THERE’S FUNTIME CHICA I KNEW SHE’D BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE

ah yes, scaring BB, another lifetime aspiration of mine

hey wait that’s the toredor march in the background, neat

WELCOME TO PURPLE POLE POSITIOOOOON

oh no. purple car. take cake to the children

huh, a yellow sprite and a green one? one could be henry, don’t know about the other though

wait, is that the... brother? he’s wearing a grey shirt. is yellow guy Henry, then?

okay, it is a father figure

LITTLE GIRL IN THE FRUIT MAZE HI

so we have a canon face for her now, sweet

wait, is that the yellow guy up there??

ha, shadow-bonnie style powerup

lefty is toy freddy’s even less popular brother, somehow

hmm, so lefty doesn’t speak, but handunit’s here /s

mmmmmmm I don’t like candy cadet

‘what is paragraph 4‘ indeed, it still hasn’t been described to us

aww, sweetie.

wait, she called us daddy, but william’s in springtrap. does... does that mean we were playing as henry?

oh, elizibeth! that’s the little girl’s name, we finally have it!

yes, good, go to hell and stay there springles

ah, no, wait, I think we’re Elizabeth

okay, obviously I’m missing a metric asston of background info, but it’s late and I need sleep. To summarize: That was fucking fantastic