#and we were sneeky)

[addicted2coke-theothercoke]

About to play a game of Risk

Will update in (give or take) seven hours

[youngveinsworld]

quotes from a recap of the young veins' show at the beat kitchen in chicago on 10 april 2010

I went to the first ever Young Veins concert in Chicago April 10th, and let me tell you- along with only one other day, it was THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. It was so amazing beyond belief. I still can't believe it was real.

they are a small band right now so they were playing a tiny club. There was a room about the size of half a school gymnasium, the stage was 3 ft off the ground, and there was no backstage. The band had to walk past the crowd, no barrier, to get on stage.

The doors opened at 7 but we got there at around 5. My dad got in line (yes, I brought my dad, this is a bar, you know) and Lillie (my friend) and I walked further to see what was going on by the alley. All of a sudden my eyes landed on a sight so ultraviolet that my lungs shriveled into the size of my ears. My knees turned into noodles. My heart started beating as if it were afraid of the dark and wanted to bust violently out of my chest cavity. I felt like I was going to poop, throw up, and faint at the same time. I saw Ryan Ross loading things out of a trailer 20 feet away from me. I kinda blacked out for a moment. Lillie had to hit me in the arm to get me to say anything. I seriously have butterflies right now just remembering it. He was wearing his soldier-looking jacket, some striped pants, blues brothers sun glasses, a yellow shirt, and his pointy shoes. Then out of nowhere I see a guy with the same hair but in a maroon shirt and pants- Jon Walker was pushing some amps into the staff entrance. And then I saw Nick White and Andy Soukal and Nick Murray. All I could say was "Wha......?????" I seriously couldn't comprehend that my idols that I've loved for 2 and a half years were standing right by me. I needed a moment.

After I cooled down, standing by my tree, I took out my blank CD case (I was going to have the band sign the black case and then when June 8th comes around, I'd put the CD and the jacket in that case). I started small. I was going to ask Nick White, the newest member and pianist, to sign the case first. He started to walk from the trailer to the door and I called out, "Nick?" and he stopped and turned, kind of suprised, I guess not a lot of people were able to recognize him yet. I asked, "Would you be willing to sign this for me? I'm going to put the album in it when it comes out." and he was like, "Sure, sure.". He signed, said thanks for coming, and went back to his buisness. I forgot to take a picture (god damn it). But that's okay, he was nice.

Okay, one down, 4 to go. Next I saw Andy, the bassist, and called out his name. Again, kind of not expected. I asked if he would sign my case and take a picture with me. He said he could only stop for a miinute and I said, "Oh, yea, sure.". He signed my case and Lillie took our picture and he, also, was on his way.

Ryan and Jon were busy setting things up inside so they weren't coming out for a while but I DID see Nick Murray come out. I called his name and asked if he could sign my CD case and he said, "Um, sure, just give me five minutes?". So a couple trips later, he, himself came back to us and said, "You wanted to see me right?" and I was like, "Yea, I wanted to know if you could sign this and take a picture, I'm going to put the album in it." and he said, "The album?" and I said, "Yea, you know, Take a Vacation." and he was like, "Ohhh, yea." 

Finally I had the courage to talk Jon (My courage was also fueled by the fear that he wouldn't come out again). He was so handsome and like and inch taller than me (and I'm 5'7), and thinner than I expected, and he was just Jon Walker. He walked past us and I said, "Jon?" and he came over and I asked him to sign the case and take a pic ect. And then I said, "So is Ryan being sneeky? I haven't seen him in a while." (p.s. I'm a creeper). He giggled and said, "Yea, well, Ryan's always sneeky." and I just said, "Haha, yea." and he thanked us for coming out and went on his way.

Finally Ryan came out again. I HAD to talk to him. He walked past and I said, "Ryan?" and he was like, "Hi.". I asked him to sign my CD case and stuff. He was kinda busy so after a picture and a very breif amount of small talk about being excited and thanks for coming out and stuff he was on his way. I imagined him taller, but he WAS thin, now I can believe it. They, for some reason translate not as thin in pictures, I guess because it's 2D.

I saw Cassie (Jon's GF, duh) walk in the building and Jon came out to say hi to several friends of his that came to the show (cuz, duh, he lives in Chicago). Cassie was so cute. She looked so nice and sweet and her little summer dress and boots were adorable. She had Starbucks which I later saw Jon share with her. He also looked through her bag for something and that made me go "Awwwwww" barely quite enough to not be stared at.

So we finally got in and we saw the merch and I told my dad to buy me one of everything of The Young Veins' and ran off to get a place (later we found out that Nick Murray was helping sell the merch and he sold my dad the shirts). Jon was at a booth in the bar having a pre-show-drink with his friends and Cassie which was so amazing and Ryan came into the stage room to check out the crowd and mingle a little bit.

The Young Veins came on and got their equipment ready and fixed their sound and stuff for 10 minutes. 10 minutes I got to watch Ryan Ross and Jon Walker from 2 feet away, just doing exactly what they were born to do. I was so happy.....

They went through their set, Jon sang two songs. I ruined the audio on all of my videos because I was singing out of tune AGAIN (this happens to me EVERY concert).

After their set I remembered a picture that I drew for them a while back that I left in the car that I HAD to get. We left even before Foxy could get in the room and got the picture. I would've kicked myself if I didn't give it to them.

I grabbed my photo and went back to my tree and watched and waited for The Young Veins. They were packing their stuff up. Ryan and Jon started talking with different fans and I was going to give it to them but then I saw Nick Murray. This crazy drunk guy was talking to him about the most random shit and I realized my life's destiny- Save Nick Murray From the Crazy Drunk Guy. Nick was looking very awkward and scared. He tried inching away but tried to stay nice at the same time, this was getting him nowhere. We walked up to them and I said, "Excuse me." The drunk guy and his drunk girlfriend moved aside and we talked to Nick and I finally handed the picture to him and said, "I drew this for the band and I just wanted to give this to you guys." Nick was like, "Cool, cool. This is yours" and I was like, "Yea *confused*, wait, what do you mean?" and he said (OH MY GOSH) "Oh, well, I've seen this before, it's cool." and then I remembered that I sent all the members the picture on Twitter, he read my comment and liked my picture. I'm getting warm and flushed just thinking about it. How cool is that? We talked to him a little more and let him go to mingle with the rest of the fans that left before Foxy (because honestly, I already SAW his mustache and so I don't really need to be blinded by it's magnificence again).

I'm adding this to my "Best Day Ever" list. I have two best days ever, neither better than the other. But this has to be my favourite concert that I've ever been to. LOVE LOVE LOVE. That's all can say.

– from this blog post by Michele

[life-and-love-in-a-myst]

Sneeky peak....

Finally getting back into the writing groove after being sick with bronchitis for the last 6 or so weeks.

Just finished writing the draft version of a chapter based on a S11 episode. There's one scene in my version of the episode where Hotch and the team witness Kez having to defend not just her place on the team but in the FBI to the case agent.

And Hotch being the sweetheart that he is, he already knows about the bullshit (gossip/rumours) that exist in relation to his fiancée. As an ex-lawyer and prosecutor, he prefers cold hard facts, not salacious gossip and rumours.

So, here's a concerned Hotch 😍🤭

Colfax walked into the room a few minutes later. “Are you certain of that?”

“He looked down at his hands and hesitated before answering a question – if there was another reason as to why he was depressed, other than his mother’s birthday. Rossi suggested if it could be related to work, or to his marriage. At that pointed he looked down and began to fiddle with his wedding ring,” she said, looking at Hotch before turning to Colfax. “Don’t know if you know this about me, Agent Colfax, but I spent almost three years in a police uniform as a Sergeant with Boston Police Department before SSA Fredericks of the Unsolved Crimes Unit at Boston Division recruited me. I have interviewed hundreds of witnesses and victims, as well as killers and rapists, including probably two of the worst serial killers that the Boston Division has seen in recent years – Francis Milberg and Charles Kennard. So when I say that I know someone is lying, you better believe I know what I am talking about.”

Kez looked at Hotch and Rossi, then walked out of the conference room and through the bullpen. Hotch turned to Colfax.

“Nice going, Natalie. Chief Cruz wouldn’t have recruited her to the BAU if he didn’t trust her abilities to do this job. There is one thing that SSA Wijnbergen hates the most and that is what you just implied about her ability to be an agent. In fact, she should have been at a conference when we got the call to come here to assist on this case, but ADD Wilcox made it clear that SSA Wijnbergen’s skills in crime scene analysis and forensics were needed.”

They hadn’t noticed that Reid and Morgan were out in the bullpen watching them talk and from the look on Kez’ face when she had passed them, they knew that whatever Colfax had said had seriously pissed off Kez.

[dearweirdme]

https://twitter.com/funnyjimin1/status/1682395414346235904?t=csQd7a9YV509v3XY_MCKLA&s=19

Hi anon!

Alright! Bit funny that Jkkrs always accuse Tkkrs of using edits to proof their points, and what have we got here… an edit and an incomplete conversation.

This is the live we’re dealing with:

This is the edit you sent:

And this is the part we’re talking about:

So the conversation is about them pretending to be on their own, without army watching through the live. Tae is getting comfortable and Jimin is apparently always without a shirt and pants when they are just hanging amongst themselves. Amongst all members, not just Jk. They have lived together for years, they know each other like no-one else.. ofcourse they are that comfortable with each other. So Jimin jokes about taking his clothes of. Hobi tells Tae he’s ‘bad too’ (indicating Tae also takes his shirt of maybe, or something else he does when they’re chilling).

Tae doesn’t understand what Hobi means, and Hobi is sneeky-laughing about that. Jimin continues about not wearing much clothes.

Then Hobi says: “there should be music too! Music. Jungkook is in charge of that right?” and he directs this question to Tae. You can tell because he follows Tae’s movement with his head. Tae is also the one who answers: “yes”.

Jimin actually starts his surprised look before Jk’s name is mentioned. Which indicates to me that the ‘issue’ is about the music mention and not the Jk mention.

Hobi is unaware of the reason for Jimin’s facial expression and just asks him in continuation of what they were talking about: “what about your clothes?”, this also indicates that the ‘music and Jk’ part was meant for Tae.

Something seems to click with Tae, as he suddenly goes ‘ah’ and starts smiling. Jimin does not connect though and asks ‘why?’.

I think what happens is there’s just a lot of inside jokes here that we don’t get. Members between themselves must be all sorts of hilarious and comfortable, but alas we will never get to see this for real. There’s probably things they do they aren’t allowed to talk about and I think that is what the ‘weirdness’ was about. It’s not about Jk and Jimin dancing naked or wherever your mind has gone, because they were clearly talking about when they hang together as a group or some of the members together.

Also… Tae wanting to eat Jk in this same live at 1.04:40 😝.

[birdythebirdthing]

"Best friends do kill each other when they are in other team."

PART - 1

(well reader and markov are bestfriends when markov is in tf141!, and when markov betrays the tf141 the reader is sad and angry and male reader saves soap from markov and does not get shot at that time)

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[Name] just dodged markov's shot, if he didn't he might be dead as markov also dodged the bullet which [Name] tried to shot him.

"Haha.. we didn't get killed by each other.. even we tried" Markov laughed, which make [Name] angry before [Name] can do anything soap pulls [Name] into cover.

"the heck.. happen there, You saved me and thanks yea you didn't get shot ya." soap said, In happiness which he was glad YN was not shot.

[Name] sees Markov walks away with a sneeky smile, which made YN even more angry.

"Ugh! That bitich!" [Name] shouted, which soap flinch a little.

"Aye Clam down man, at least you're alive that's important.." soap said, feeling uneasy about the situation.

"Yeah I guess, but is way more important than me to save ya man." [Name] said, and sudden relise what he had told and looks away from soap.

"Wait.. what?" Soap said, looking surpised.

"It's nothing man." [Name] said with a pain-hidden smile.

In the tf141 base.

[Name] was in his room, locked he was thinking about himself and markov how they were best friends and markov just left him like a leaf.

"He was.. my best friend unitl, he betrayed the tf141 and left me like I was nothing. All I ever face is pure betrayal and harsh people on my life." [Name] said to himself siting down in the floor hugging his kneels.

[Name] heard his teammates speaking about him, [Name] tired to hear them what did they say about him all he hears is something about his file being all classflied because general Shepherd was the one who recruited [Name] to tf141 so they didn't knew [Name]'s past.

[Name] sees the picture of him and markov just smiling, [Name] just glared at the picture and stands up and takes the picture and tear it.

"All I ever done to him was all useless. Fucking useless." [Name] said to himself, thinking what if in the mission where he could kill markov and markov also kill him.

[Name] thinks to kill markov again. All by himself, In his own hand.

[sabyfangirl]

A Birthday Creature Rescue!

The team was still in shock from the villains' attack, but no one had it worse than Martin. Chris turned to his brother, spotting him on his knees. He went over and slowly placed a hand on his shoulder, trying not to startle him.

"Martin, you okay?" he asked with a calm voice. His older brother stayed motionless, not saying a word. He then looked up at him with sad eyes, guilt written on his face.

"This is all my fault, Chris," his voice cracked, his brother giving him a confused look.

"What do you mean, bro?" He knelt down on his knees beside him.

"I lead them to them, I helped them find them, and now they're in danger and it's all because of me," he said miserably, regret in his voice. Chris patted his older brother's back, comforting him.

"It wasn't your fault, Martin. You couldn't have known they were following you," he said with an attempt to convince him. Martin looked at him with those same gloomy eyes.

"Thanks, Chris. But I won't forgive myself until I've helped them get back living free and in the wild!" he spoke determinedly, the sadness in his eyes melting into perceptible anger.

"Count me in," added Chris with the same tone and determination.

"Count all of us in!" They heard Koki say from behind. The trio - Aviva, Koki and Jimmy - joined the Kratt brothers as they formed a circle, about to elaborate a plan.

"Alright, we can't let Donita and Gourmand use those animals for some soup or accessory..." Aviva started.

"Yeah, but how are we gonna stop them?" Jimmy quized.

"There's only one way we can bust into Donita's plane and rescue all those animals in time," responded Chris.

"We have to be agile like a pine marten," continued Martin.

"Discret like a wolf," added Aviva.

"Sneeky like a fox," pursued Koki.

"And swift like a squirrel," finished Chris.

Jimmy gave a confused look to his friends before realization hit him. "Oh, you guys need to activate creature powers!" he beamed.

The crew exchanged amused looks before turning serious. They had animal friends to save.

Aviva and Koki rushed off to their creature power suits while Chris and Martin took out four different discs. The girls came back with their suits on before the bros threw two discs at them: a wolf disc for Aviva, a fox disc for Koki, a squirrel disc for Chris, and a pine marten disc for Martin.

Once the discs were inserted in the suits, the crew realized the animals weren't present for DNA activation. Just then, Chris took out a familiar object.

"Don't worry everyone, my creature souvenir collection will help," he reassured. As he opened the box, each member with a suit took out a sample of fur respectfully to the creature powers they wanted to activate.

Once everyone was ready, Jimmy stood aside to give his friends space to activate.

"Ready?" Martinasked ; they all nodded. "Activate creature powers!" They yelled out simultaneously.

Instintly, blasts of green, blue, purple and orange illuminated the area, the previous human figures morphing into four different animal aspects. Jimmy smiled in satisfaction at the sight of his friends, ready to save the day.

"To the creature rescue!" they let out as they headed toward the villains' hideout.

"Good luck!" Jimmy waved goodbye.

Later, the team arrived at a pink jet parked near a rusty plane, recognizing both vehicles as Donita and Gourmand's. They hid behind some buishes in order to elaborate a proper plan first.

"Ok, here's what we're gonna do: Chris and I get in and distract Donita and Gourmand while Aviva and Koki free all the animals," Martin said, a serious look on his face.

"Got it!" let out the others at the same time. Martin turned to look at Donita's jet.

"I bet all the creatures are in there, let's bust in and save them, Wild Kratts style!" He clenched his fists, a confident smile on his face. They nodded.

"Let's go!" On his signal, they all darted accross the thick layer of snow and to the pink ship.

Soon, the group found itself lurking inside the vents of Donita's plane, making noisy bumping sounds while they were at it. It wasn't long before they heard familiar voices below them, followed by laughter.

Martin squeezed his fist at the sight of his fellow creature friends lifelessly frozen by suspended animation. A gentle hand on his sholder helped calm him down. He turned to find Chris giving him a reassuring smile.

"Don't worry, bro. We'll save them," he whispered. Martin took a deep breath and nodded.

"Hey, it looks like Gourmand's getting his cooking utensils ready," pointed out Koki while peeking through the vent. The others gasped before quickly putting their hands over their mouths, but they were loud enough to be heard by the chef.

"Huh?" Gourmand let out, looking up at the vents above him.

"What is it, Gourmand?" Donita asked, an annoyed look on her face.

"Hmm..." The chef started sniffing sceptically. His eyes widened then squinted unpleasantly.

"I think I smell those pasky Wild Kratts," he informed with an irritated tone. Donita gave him a flabbergasted look.

"The Wild Kratts? Where?" She asked paranoidly. Gourmand's eyes turned back to the vents, where the team gulped.

"On three, guys. One, two, three!" Martin trailed off as they busted through the vent and landed perfectly in front of the villains, making a heroic entrance.

Goumand and Donita let out gasps followed by angry growls. "We knew it was only a matter of time before you've come for these animals," Donita started with a surprisingly calm tone.

"Ooooh wait 'til ah get mah hands on yah," Gourmand let out angrily, on the other hand.

"You won't get away with this!" Aviva threatened.

"Yeah! We're saving these animals and there's nothing you can do to stop us," Chris added.

"You will pay for kidnapping them on my birthday!" Martin growled. The evil duo just laughed at their predictable statements before attacking. Gourmand launched himself at the bros while Donita sent her pose beams at Aviva and Koki.

An epic fight broke off as the chef swang one of his bats at the Kratt in the pine marten suit, who swiftly dodged the hit then swang his tail at Gourmand who successfully jumped back, avoiding the tail. He cackled at Martin's attempt, when something came to his mind. "Hey, where's greenpea?"

"Over here!" he heard a familiar voice coming from above his head. Looking up, Goumand spotted a green figure dropping right on him.

"Gah, get off me you pasky rodent!" he cried out as the Kratt in the squirrel suit stood on his shoulders, blocking his view with his chef hat before hopping off. "Try squirrel will ya?" Chris said sarcastically.

Not being able to see, Gourmand started swinging his bat randomly in the hopes of hitting one of the Kratt brothers. They hopped around to avoid each swing, harder than the last.

Not too far, stood a confident Donita with a remote controller in her hand, trying to put Aviva and Koki in suspended animation. They bounced, ducked, dodged every single beam.

Suddenly, Aviva looked over at the brothers with Gourmand, then back at the pose beams. A brilliant plan formed in her head.

She dodged one more beam before calling out her friend. "Pst, Koki!" The girl in the fox suit's attention turned to her. Aviva pointed at the pose beams then at Gourmand and, automatically, Koki got her plan. She winked.

"Hold still!" yelled out an annoyed Donita, angrily pressing the buttons on her controller. The two girls nodded at each other before running off on all fours to the guys, luring in the pose beams.

"Chris! Martin! Get outta the way!" Koki alerted.

Seeing their friends coming their way with two pose beams behind them, they knew what they were up to. So without hesitation, the brothers jumped out of the way, leaving Gourmand in the center of the room still blinded by his hat.

Aviva and Koki waited until the pose beam went off before jumping out of the way, and just as the chef got his hat off, a blast of pink light hit him and rendered him uncapable of moving a muscle.

"Hey, what's the big idea!"

"Oops!" Let out a slightly embarrassed Donita. But just as she was about to turn off the pose beam, a long blue tail smacked the remote out of her grasp.

"Oh no, you don't!" Martin let out. Donita flinched as the device dropped out of her hand and into Aviva's "paw".

"NOO!"

"Oh yes! No more pose beams for you Donita," said Aviva with a heroic voice.

"And now let's free you guys," she added as her attention turned to the creatures that were still stuck in suspended animation, setting them all free.

"Pouncer, Toughy, Fluffy!" Martin let out delightfully as the animal cubs pounced on him. He laughed as they licked his face.

"Everyone's free, now they can go back living free and in the wild!" Chris said gloriously.

"Yeah!" the others cheered.

"NO! Their tails were going to make perfect scarves for my winter collection!" yelled out a enraged Donita, interrupting their happy cheers.

"And ah was gonna make the most delicious soup outta them!" Added a frustrated Gourmand, still stuck in suspended animation.

"These creatures don't deserve to have their tails taken away or end up in a soup," started Chris. "They deserve to be free and out in the wild, where they belong!" Martin finished.

"And don't ever mess with these creatures again!" Koki threatened, snarling like a real fox.

"Because when you mess with them, you mess with the Wild Kratts team!" Aviva clarified.

The villains growled in annoyance when a sudden loud sound came from above the plane. The crew looked up through the open airway on the ceiling to find the Tortuga flying above them.

A sudden ring tone came from Aviva's creature pod; she answered.

"'Sup guys! Ready to head back to the party?" Jimmy asked with a smug look on his face.

"YEAH! WOOHOO!" they beamed.

The ginger guy descended a platform on which the animals were put on, followed by the team. Then, Martin took the remote controller and threw it at Donita.

"By the way, thanks for the birthday creature rescue, it was fun!" Martin let out enthusiastically.

Donita caught the device with a huff while watching the team rising up to their ship and flying off. It was a succesful creature rescue!

"I can't believe they got away, again!" she complained.

"And ah can't believe you haven't freed me from suspended animation yet!" Gourmand reminded with an annoyed tone.

As in sudden remembrance, she quickly turned off the pose beam, making Gourmand fall backwards as a result. "Argh," he growled.

Out of nowhere, Dabio showed up in the room with some cooking utensils and skecthbooks. He looked around, confused.

"Hey, what happened?" he asked innocently. Donita and Gourmand gave him death glares.

"What?" He rubbed his hair in pure confusion. The villains completely ignored him as they were too angry to speak.

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[losingandfinding]

amalgamation

what is traditional

what is new

what is a trent

what is propaganda

what is inauthenticity '

what is nuanced

what is macro

what is micro

what is new age

what is old school

what is cringe

what is peace

what is fear

what is distortion

what can we do about these things that are coming at us at one hundred miles an hour

what can we do about things that are new to us but seem to hold barely any value, sustainable value

that may be biased but in life and lobgevity is there a certain truth that holds up the test of time for human nature and humanity

is there a central idea that can all collapse back into itself as some common denominataor

i dont believe so

i believe that some of us live long enough to discover our truth,

and some of us die too soon that we die believing something that if we were able to live longer than out expiration date, our thoughts and opinions would change

but at what point does the thoughts an opinions change, come to a stop(?)

is that where values come from?

is that what morality means?

is this the place where we all are ever changing, yet constant in our stubbornness?

why do we seek these things that seem sneeky or decietevul? this is something else entirely and if you made it this far you deserve to know.

i am talking about morality in the first part, our values, and beliefs as ever changing as they seem to be.

and this second [part, i am talking about.////....comfort and morality.

i am refering to being soemting that is comfortable yet morally incogruent.

what is it that makes us see the fork in the road, yet we choose the repeated paattern of ourselves that leads us down the path of unforgining ourselves and those around us.\?

i am not sure,

i am not sure why we pick one path over another so frequently that we feel disrupted in life.

what happens when we pick the green flags?

[cthonicascendant]

Gamzee I can't fucking stand you. He entirely stole the front from me like an asshole just to make fun of me (#｀ﾛ＾;) imagine, if you will, being sat on by Gamzee fucking Makara while he makes fun of you and your inability to be both sneeky and figure out the best way to say who you are. Because that's where we were at. I was fucking sat on.（♯▼皿▼）

☣️

im 5orry im laughin 5o hard im coughin right novv

i mean

iVe met a gamzee makara i can imagine that i am 5o 5orry but that5 hilariou5 im imaginin it right novv id be 5o indignant an yet i cannot 5top laughing hate me if you mu5t

[pawsthec]

Injured maid

So, Lady D has this rule with her daughters that they can't hurt this one specific maid cus lady D has the hots for her. Well, when Bela accidentally catches her non dominant hand with her sickle she practically shits herself in terror.

She apologises profusely and even helps bandage it up even if the cut on her palm wasnt really that deep, it was large however and limited the maids use of her fingers.

Once Lady D notices the bandages, as the maid goes about her day as of nothing was askew, she fucking loses it and demands her daughters tell her who did it. Bela admits and Lady D calms down slightly when she hears that it was an accident and that the maid had already accepted the multitude of apologies.

She finds the maid and sharply tells her that she is free from her duties and must not use her hand until it is healed, this leaves the maid confused and the other members of staff jealous as fuck. For the rest of the day she just kind of sits there in frustration and boredom.

(you really don't know how much you use your non dominant hand for until you can't anymore)

During the evening time when dinner has finished and the lady's of the castle are lounging about before bed the maid sits in the main hall with a cup of tea infront of her and a book on her lap.

She gives a sneeky look around before elifting the cup with her non dominant hand while turning a page with her dominant one. Cassandra passes by at that moment and the maid doesn't notice until the lady's footsteps could be heard.

The maid gently places the cup down and lifts the book infront of her to hide the absolute terror on her face. She had already been given a warning earlier and was not entirely thrilled to see what the lady would do now that she disobeyed her again.

The lady makes her way painfully slow down the stairs and then stalks across the hall. She slowly sits down on the large sofa before placing her fingertips on the book and lowering it to see the maid looking at her.

Alcina: you used your hand, why?

Maid: I apologise, I did not realise I was

Alcina: do not lie to me, Cassandra told me that you looked to make sure that none of us were there before using it. You were very aware. Try again

Maid: I'm sorry, it was just easier and I prefer holding the cup rather than bending down to pick it up constantly

Alcina: I expect you not slip at performing the simplest of orders, though, there is a way to remedy your little 'predicament' *picks up the teacup and holds it in her palm*

Maid: my lady?

Alcina: simply gesture and I will help you drink the tea, I hope you don't mind dragostea mea

Maid: *extremely confused* of course not, my lady

Alcina: *waits until she lifts her head and gestures towards the cup, true to her word she does just lift the cup to lips until she gestures for it to be lowered again*

Maid: hm~

Alcina: may I ask what elicited such a response

Maid: I just find it funny that our roles have been switched. It's rather strange

Alcina: it is, do you enjoy it?

Maid: I suppose its nice to have a break, but I much prefer doing things rather than sitting down

Alcina: *chuckles* hm, it is almost time for curfew. I suppose we should go our seperate ways for now, goodnight dragostea mea

Maid: why do you call me that, my lady? Surely fecioara mea would fit better

Alcina: you know Romanian? I was not aware. Anyway, I do wish you a goodnights sleep

Maid: thank you, and I wish a goodnights sleep to you aswell

Alcina: one thing fecioara mea

Maid: yes, my lady?

Alcina: *leans down so that her face is next to her ear and lips are practically on both her neck and bottom of her ear* *chuckles* never, ever, disobey an order from me again

[little-fairy-forest]

It's fine no worries,

I would like a bakugou scenario with 20 and 4, you can choose the ball and aesthetic

And it's okay if you don't have time, thank you for seeing my request!

"Theres something behind that smile of yours" + "I could steal you away right now and never look back" "be my guest"

The ball to celebrate the engagement of Katsuki Bakugou and the eldest daughter of the western Isles. Bakugou never wanted this marriage, still doesn't, but he knows this is what he must do for his "royal duties" whatever that means.

As the guests swoon and awe and the young couple dance together, you stood at the sidelines hiding a sneeky secret. You see, you and Katsuki had been secretly dating for the last few months. You were a lower royal class then Katsuki so marriage was off the table unfortunately. As you watch the princess smile in Katsuki's arms you know she won't be the one in his arms in a few hours after the ball.

As the dance comes to an end, the princess disappears off to her family and friends to continue the festivities. Katsuki immediately makes his way over to you in the back of the ballroom.

"Theres something behind that smile of yours" Katsuki says as he matches the cheeky grin that dances on your lips.

"It's unfortunate that we can wed, but at the same time that poor princess" you joke about how 'sad' it must be to be engaged to Katsuki. He lightly hits your arm to get you to stop joking.

"Didn't think you'd show up" Katsuki said as he wondered why you showed up, surely it must be upsetting to see your lover be engaged to someone else right?

"Just wanted to get the last glimpse of you before I leave back to my country" you say feeling the tension between you two getting thicker. You knew it would hurt to see Katsuki and the princess form a life together, so the easiest thing would be is to move back home and find love again. Whomever that may be, if that would be anyone

"You ain't goin' anywhere" Katsuki says seriously. You look up at the blond, seeing how serious he was. The loving shimmer wss no longer in his ruby eyes, instead replaced with a film of worry.

"I could steal you away right now and never look back" Katsuki says as he takes a step closer to you. You knew Katsuki had the power to take you away anywhere, at anytime. He always brought you to the most secretive of areas to spend time together as a couple in private and away from the public eye.

"I give zero fucks about that girl at the other side of this room, she ain't you and you know that y/n!" Katsuki takes a steady breath before continuing "I will give up my place on the thrown if it means we can be together, even as poor commoners trying to make ends meet".

You look up at Katsuki imagining your possibly life together. Probably somewhere remote in a small cottage, that's probably all you would be able to afford before you get decent jobs. You invision a small crop farm to grow your own food for your meals, and maybe a few animals?

You give Katsuki your signature mischievous grin

"Be my guest"

-> prompt list

-> event

[jinxthequeergirl]

Tripple Threat

Billy loomis x Reader x Stu Macher

Summary: you survived a Ghostface attack in sneeky way and the boys find out you are a lot more intresting than they had expected.

Warning: swearing, mention of murder?

This took me so fuckin long to write for no good reason, and it still sucks ass

~~~~~~~

You felt him watching again, but you knew that the second you'd turn around to look out the french doors to the porch he would be gone or just not there at all. 

It made you think you were paranoid.

They had been at this for weeks now, only you couldn't figure out why the Hell they hadn't already finished the Job and Ended you. 

They were playing with you, you knew it, wanted to see you drive yourself insane figuring it out. Going back and forth between Is he or isn't he? Is it all in my head or not? Sick fuck.

You shook the thoughts from your head placing the bags on the counter along with your other belongings 

 pulling the movies out of the bag looking at them still deciding which one would be the one for the night. You counted down from five in your head as you looked them over again, just like you had in the video store. 

 On one the phone rang just like you knew it would. It was another part of this game. One of the reasons you knew he was watching now. You made not rush to cross the room and pick up the phone.

 "Hello?" 

You hummed walking over to the Back doors and Unlocking them and pulling them open. "Movie night?"

 He asked as you stepped onto the back porch, the Thick summer air, although cooled a bit too the lack of sun, instantly slapped you in the face with its heat.

 "How'd you guess?"

 You asked sarcastically, scanning the yard for any sign of either of them. 

"I'm good like that." 

"Right." 

There was a rustling sound from the bush beside you making you jump away only to find a Lizard crawl out at your feet. 

"Jumpy tonight aren't we?" 

"What can I say? You don't exactly set me at ease." 

"Ah Boo, Guess I'm failing at my job."

 You chuckled heartlessly. "What do you want?" You finally asked him." It was silent for a moment.

 "Hello? Hey dick, Cat got your tounge!? Answer me!" 

More quiet. 

"Fine, Don't answer me! And don't call back!" 

"Gosh you're cute when you're angry.And to think I made you that angry...hmm wonder what else I could-" 

"Answer my question."

 You snapped now walking to the edge of the porch in an attempt to  try and spot them.  

"You know, I heard what you said to that boyfriend of yours before you threw him at us to save yourself.." You gulped at the thought of what you'd done.

"Oh...you're a tough cookie I didn't think Fear was something you felt, maybe it's not fear more like Guilt." 

He was playing with you, trying to get reactions from you. 

"I remember what you said to your boyfriend, how you pushed him right into the knife, blood splatting up to cover your pretty face."

"What are you getting out of this? Why play these games? You could easily kill me right now...and any time before that especially on that night when you planned on doing it." 

"Oh poor little princess, is living with the guilt getting to be too much for you!?" You opened your mouth but it was quickly covered by a gloved hand and you were yanked back Into the house. 

You growled into the glove and used all your weight into pushing him back into the corner of the counter. 

He let out a sharp cry in pain and loosened his grip on you enough for you to escape his hold. But he grabbed your ankle pulling you down to the floor with a hard smack, you hissed in pain as he pulled his knife out and moved to pin you down.

But you weren't having it and sat up, head butting him and knocking him off of you enough so you could roll on top of him, pinning him down and yanking the mask off of him. 

"Billy fucking loomis!" You chuckled. "No goddamn way!" 

"You're a tricky one." He said from under you. 

"Yea...and your so fucking dead." You said hitting his chest. He only smirked at you and leaned up closer to your face. 

"No, you." You narrowed your eyes and glanced up to look at the back door, seeing the second if the pair running up behind you in the reflection. 

You ducked his knife attack getting up intime for him to turn and face you. you quickly twisted his arm behind his back, taking the knife from him and pulling his own mask off. 

"Ah! Stu Macher!?" You laughed in his ear and held the knife to his throat as Billy got up. 

"What a fuckin dream team." 

"C'mon y/n! No hard feelings!" Stu said a little worried. "Yea, besides you wouldn't actually do it." Billy said a little more confidently. You tilted your head and tightened your grip on him, pushing the knife closer to his neck. 

"You're absolutely right Loomis, I won't." You smirked as an idea came into your head. 

"Unless.." 

"Unless what!?" He spat at you, you pulled Stu back with you as you backed away from Billy slightly. 

"I want in!" You said excitedly. 

Stu laughed a little. 

"I told you I liked her, Billy." 

"Awe! I like you too Stu!" You said nuzzling into his neck and planting a light kiss on his jaw. "A lot! And I'll be really upset if I have to carve up Your pretty little face! So! do we. Have. A. Deal?" 

Billy smirked at you and nodded slowly. 

"Sure we've got a deal, let Stu go and we can talk about it."

"I'm not a Moron dipshit! I have A's in all my classes, Including my Human Anatomy class so I know exactly where to Cut Stu here so he dies within seconds! So don't fucking trick me!" 

Billy held up his hands and slowly set his knife down on the ground and kicked it across the floor. "Now I promise you, we just want to talk."

"Thank you." You let stu go pushing him away from you. "Can we keep her?" Stu asked giddily as he stood next to billy. You tapped the tip of the knife to your lip with a smile. 

"Sure we can, Stu." Billy said walking over to you almost sizing you up, he cupped you face in his hand. "You know you're the only person to ever escape us Twice." He said looking at you as you leaned into his touch. 

"I think we could make this work." 

"Glad to hear it." You said leaning up to peck his lips. "How bout we talk about this over dinner? I'll buy."  Stu rushed over and looped his arm with yours.  "Sounds perfect." You looked at Billy and offered your hand. "You in?" 

[strawberry-jammers]

Okay someone inspierd me 😳

Welcome back to the minor smp prank group with no name yet!

Fundy would be one of the "honorary minors" in the prank group. Theyd bring him along to help prank philza, sense they're related and they thought it would be a good idea...it wasnt

"Alright boys, who shall we prank today??" Tommy says, standing at the front of the big table in their secret hideout. "I honestly dont know, we already did quackity and you saw how well that turned out." Tubbo says gesturing twords Ranboo, who was in the fetal position rocking back and forth.

"I know that one didnt end well, BUT when we pranked geroge there where no complications!"

"Yeah thats cuase i did all the work." Purpled says, seemingly very tired. Tommy sits down, getting angry. "Maybe we could prank phil?" Tubbo suggested, trying to chear up Tommy. "Yeah but phils smart, and lets be honest, we would fail again."

"We started this so we could have fun! If it would make you feel better, we could get someone to help us?" Tommy shot up from his seat. "OMG TUBBO YOU GENIUS!!!" purpled fell out of his seat at the sudden noise.

They discuss who to bring on this mission of theirs. They decided on fundy.

"fundyyy!!" Tubbo yelles, seeing their fox friend taking a walk on the prime path.

"Yes tubbo? What do you need." He says, stopping to let the younger man catch up. "WE NEED YOUR HELP!!" he says with start eyes. Fundy got kinda scared at the sudden yelling. "Uh with what..?"

"Were gonna prank philzaaa." He whispers creepily, yknow like tubbo does.

Fundy thought about it for a second before agreeing.

Tubbo brings him to a sepret base (they didnt want him to see the secret one) where they will plan to mess with philza.

"FUNDYYYY MY MAN!!" Tommy yelles, startiling the fox man. "So, you want to prank philza right?" Fundy says, pulling out a book. Yeah Hes been prepairing for this. "Yes!! Got any ideas??" Tommy says excitedly. "A few..."

They spend the next hour planning for this prank, along with helping the still traumitized enderman.

With a plan and their new companion, they set out to the "artic empire" (as tommy calls it) to go and prank the old man.

Yeah they just got a bunch of enderman and put them in boats. The enderman replaced the villagers (to which where moved into the dog house) and coverd any walking space around technos house.

Lets just say they where chased by an angry pig man, and ranboo had to witness philza kill so many enderman.

"GET BACK HERE TOMMY!!"

"ID RATHER NOT HOLY SHIT!!"

"IT WASNT AN OPTION TOMMY!!!"

"TUBBO WHERE ARE YOU??? HELP!"

"There there Ranboo. Its okay."

"AHHHH" tommy fell into another hole. Thankfully, techno didnt notice and just kept running.

Fundy and purpled left before they could get in trouble, sneeky bastards

All in all, they had fun and traumitized Ranboo again. A successful mission

[greenbeany]

1 and 4 for the character development asks? 👀

You know what you did.

(actually before we begin, one of my friends has a theory that levels of smartness dictate evil supervillain levels. Your theory that I may or may not have doofinshmirtz qualities stands but by the same logic that makes you the ultimate Salem.)

1) A memory from your character's childhood

GEE

Would you like me to go through Crimsons entire childhood? Imagine asking a memory question to someone with perfect memory. There is no pheasable way to recall a single memory from Crimsons childhood when she remembers THE ENTIRE THING.

I guess there's the day she met Key. I'd imagine Key came in for a faunuses eat free day and Crimson was serving. Not much conversation, but Crimson remembers Key ordered a cronut and Crimson knows it was one she specifically had covered in edible glitter. It took an aura spike for Crimson to remember this in Beacon. When she tells Key, apparently the Faunus recognised her the whole time. Crimson would have punched someone. Crimson has had baking sessions with Key since where they remake the glitter doughnuts. Crimson has to teach Key to balance the praline and gingerbread perfectly every time.

Second notable memory would be watching her parents die probably.

4) A memory that your character cherishes

You did this on purpose

I suppose the day she arrived in Vale. She remembers the apartment she was sharing at the time. Her roommate asked her if she was old enough to be living alone. She wasn't, but she wasn't letting them take her back to Atlas. She remembers the shops, more homely and colourful, less clinical. The scent of fresh bread, how it reminded her of the bakery, her aura flaring up, nearly destroying a local shopping centre- oh

Positive memories were hard to come by in Atlas. Everything at school there felt tinted, remembering how her friends turned on her when they knew she couldn't control her semblance, although that felt like heaven compared to what her therapist and her physio instructors tormented her with. That stuff shouldn't be legal. And she can't feel happy thinking about parents who lied to her. Even if it was for her own good.

Ok well I guess she cherishes the first two days at Beacon. Her arrival, where she spots the only other bright pink person in the crowd (Zuli) and clings to them. They talk about pink things. They blow up some crabby atlesians luggage (Jade? Jynx? Is Russet in our year?) They find Grey being a sneeki child and adopt her. Chaos trio is formed. Crimson doesn't interact with a single one of her teammates.

Initiation involves stalking bird from a distance, saving said bird and her moody friend, finding a fellow explosion obsessed short and adopting them and meeting a real life dragon. Fun times.

Ask me OC stuff!

[lilacleni]

I decided to finally do some gamplay with Jillian by @kalissimsblog  i think it was late last year i put in a sim request with her but once i got her i didn't have the chance to do some gamplay or put in her in something  so i decided i was gonna live and play in an world that i haven't really done any general gameplay in aside from doin university courses here never really explored or looked around or thoroughly live there with a sim one night we went collecting near this spot and happen upon a weird gathering but they were less likely to give info about it i think next time they here i might have to sneeky investigate here and what they doing without me being caught XD as ive never gone into their society or watched them as i always too focus on getting my sims passed their uni course ive kept everything the same for her fits except everyday she seemed to strike me as that girl with checkered or some pattern skirt with tights and flats

[butterbeeryuta]

chapter 1: flaxseed muffins and first times

We never really uncovered what happens after death, haven’t we? Some say that we go to heaven or hell, and possibly purgatory. Others say that we live again in another life form. Other sources also believed that the souls of our body are taken to the underworld, or as most of us know, House of Hades. Nonetheless, none of these are true. Well, maybe one of them is somewhat accurate. Ladies and gentlemen, believe it or not, only hell exists. Nobody lived a peaceful and pure life, hence why ‘heaven’ cannot be real— or that was at least written on the pamphlet I received a few hours ago. There are different types of hells; for example, Hell 34 only consists of English men who wore a blue polo shirt to play golf, while Hell 3 only have people who died heroically, making their country proud. As for me, yes I, I am going to Hell 127— the hell for people who had embarrassing deaths.

Here I am, in a fucking aeroplane, with 7 men and 5 women around me. I do not remember how I died, I really don’t. The lady with purple horns, who I assume is the flight attendant, distributed a pamphlet to every one of us, and it had everything written down. Not going to lie though, reading ‘you are dead and you are on your way to hell’ was something I was not expecting, nor did I want to hear. Then again, that is what life is in a way— you will face challenges and events that to do not appeal to you. Or I guess it would be more appropriate to say afterlife since I died with embarrassment.

‘Vaginas and Dicks, for your safety, not that it really matters since you all are practically dead, follow our goddamn instructions. Wear that safety belt, or something will happen to you— I personally do not know what happens since nobody has ever done it— and for now, please wear the green headphones in front of you, and a clip of your death will be displayed on your shitty screens. Enjoy devils.’ The purple woman said enthusiastically with the brightest smile, her red lips outlining the yellow tint of her teeth. Eagerly wanting to know why my death was considered ‘embarrassing,’ I grabbed the earphones, quickly placing them on my head. The small black screen in front of me suddenly lightened up; different splashes of colour decorating the plain rectangle. The different colours blended with another to form some sort of sphere, which only was shaped into you, soon followed by the background. I was in the restaurant with my little cousin, Seomin, eating the flaxseeds muffin I ordered as an attempt to be healthy for once in my life. Quite ironic that I’m now dead. Nonetheless, I was chewing on my muffin while Seomin was talking about how Mulan is the best Disney princess film ever—which she is not wrong—and I, being the best older cousin in this fucked up world— was not giving a damn. I was confused at this point since nothing happened. It got me wondering, did I die on the spot when I wasn’t listening to Seomin, or did my parents pray for Daddy Satan to come and collect me?

I let the video play, but I had to take a look at other people’s reaction to their death… honestly, some were quite hilarious. One pretty girl had her fingers on her scalp, mouth wide agape as she watches herself die to a point it was embarrassing. One rather young man with caramel-brown hair was trying his best to hold in his laughter as his joy-filled eyes was watching himself… die. Gosh, that sounded really wrong to say.

‘OH MY GOD HELP ___________ IS CHOKING! SOMEONE HELP MY COUSIN!’

Excuse me?

With no hesitation, my eyes turned back to the device the moment I heard my name tore out of Seomin’s throat, and I looked fucking ugly and in need of help; my eyes were wide open, my limbs were pathetically waving around, and I was making the world’s most unattractive noises which will surely act as a cockblock. Oh god, this cannot be the way how I died. One middle-aged man ran up to dying me, wrapped his arms around my chest as he kept pushing hard. Meanwhile, his nasty ass teenage son was just filming me choke to death. Literally. How nice of you kid. Although the video was still playing, it was way too damn obvious. I fucking choked on a healthy ass muffin, and died. How embarrassing is that? My parents called me a disappointment when I came home with a 84% on my Biology test, what more will they say when they find out that I didn’t know how to chew my food?

‘Oh damn, that’s how you died? You choked on a muffin? That’s both sad and embarrassing man’ a man’s voice beside me says, causing me to jump slightly from the sudden noise. I face turned towards him, and the sneeky-ass bitch was looking at my screen. This man was watching my death. What the fuck dude?

‘Excuse me, but who are you? This is quite a private moment don’t you think?’ I sharply asked, disliking that fact that this guy shamelessly watched me choke on a muffin. He just giggled in response, very similar to a child’s giggle. Did it warm my heart a bit? Yeah, maybe a little. But there was no way I was going to admit that. If he saw me dying in embarrassment, then so shall I.

‘Sorry, sorry. You were constantly shaking your head while watching so I thought yours was going to be quality conten— YO WOMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?’

‘I’M GOING TO WATCH HOW YOU DIE CAUSE YOU SAW MINE CREEP!’ I screamed back as I took his earphones, trying my best to click on the play button. This would have been so much easier if this man’s strong hands were not stopping me from seeing the truth behind his body giving up on him. Without thinking, which is how I usually work anyway, I gathered all of my strength, pushing the doe-eyed man down, successfully hitting the play button. Ignoring the groan from the guy beside me, he was in a circle with a bunch of his guy friends, or probably his orgy mates who knows, and black-haired boy looked very lost.

‘Mark, truth or dare?’

‘Uhh, truth I guess?’ Mark, who is apparently the guy next to me pouting, replies unsurely as he bit his lower lip.

‘In detail, tell us how your first time went,’ one of the boys in the video asks, which only made alive Mark go pale. It wasn’t just a normal type of pale, he was PALE pale. Then it hit me like the way my mother hits me in the back of my head with a slipper. The bitch literally died of embarrassment. Slowly pulling the headphones off, Mark was still pouting as he played with his fingers. Now that I think about it, this guy is pretty adorable… adorably stupid.

‘Are you going to make fun of me now or?’ He asks softly, avoiding eye contact. Though now that I think about it, we never really made eye contact.

‘Not really. For fuck’s sake I choked on a goddamn flaxseeds muffin—‘

‘Oh my, you died from being healthy?’ Mark laughs, which to my surprise, had me smiling at his rather contagious laugh. Shamelessly nodding at his words, I then asked him a question I’ve been meaning to ask since seeing that video.

‘Tell me, how is it even possible to die like that?’ I asked as I crossed my arms. His bright smile instantly dropped; his facial expression alone could tell that he had no answer to your question. Feeling kind of bad for the kid, I told him to let it go, which for some reason, made him somewhat relieved. Believe or not though, I ended up talking to Mark for the whole plane ride. He was born and raised in Canada, and studied mechanical engineering… until he became friends with drug dealers and got high on a weekly basis. I also found out that his laugh is the funniest thing about the cute guy. As for my side, I ended up telling him about how I was an art teacher at an international school in Australia. But of course, I ended up making the art pieces for the students once they paid me. Now that I think about, maybe there is a reason to why I am destined to go to hell. Nonetheless, I made a friend on my way to Hell 127, how fucked up yet cool is that.

‘Alright pussies and cocks, we will shortly arrive to your destination: Hell 127.’

a/n: that’s chapter 1 everyone! mark and __________ already got to know each other, but this is just the beginning of one chaotic fluffy story ya’ll. if you’re interested in this fic, let me know that you want to be added to the taglist <3

taglist: @ta3ilmoon​ @lelenoir​ @murasakillmepls​

back to materlist?

[ain-t-bovvered]

15x02 commentary

bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies​​  (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon​​  (Kat)  

@waywardbaby​​  (Zee)

@ain-t-bovvered  (Giulia)

 Nat : ready?

Zee: Yes

Zee: No

Giulia: Yeah yeah YEAH

Nat : go

Giulia: GOD

Nat : NICE

Zee: Not jack dying again

Giulia: Can they stop making me see Jack dying again

Giulia: That must be a real tiny ass town tho

 Nat : Ah, something's gonna happen

Zee: I read tiny ass and was trying to figure out what it meant

Zee: Really?

Giulia: The fuck is she doing

Nat : Ah Rob

Nat : Is that still in that town?

Zee: That ain’t rob bitch

Nat : Ah yeah

Giulia: There are ALWAYS people who don’t evacuate

Giulia: PRIORITIES

 Nat : Why is she not at the school

Nat : Woo? Woo girls being stabbed and it sounds like this?

Zee: Because she dum

Nat : Who is this

Giulia: AH LOL

Giulia: spelling bee

Nat : An academic ghost

Giulia: thank you NAN

Zee: Nice

Giulia: The chains are already there

Zee: Louder Sam

Nat : lol Sammy

Nat : sHorTlY

Zee: Say it like you mean it sam

Giulia: Shut up

Zee: Cas’s “we're fucked” look

Nat : I'm not their favorite

Nat : snorts

D: So you were a dick to 'em in Hell, huh?

B: No, I did my job. It's Hell. It's not a day spa.

Giulia: well he’s not wrong

Zee: Crowley whiplash

Zee: Poor dean

D: Why are you helping?

Giulia: YEAH why

I told you, I like Hell the way it was. I'm a good soldier.

Can I direct you to Dean’s “surprised” eyebrows at the ‘ I’m a good soldier?’ I think that tell a lot.

Giulia: ESCAPE ATTEMPT

Nat : Dangerous ghosts

Nat : Touble T?

Zee: Jack the Ripper

Nat : Great

Giulia: OH GREAT COOL

Giulia: cool cool cool

Nat : How is Jack the Ripper in the US tho

Zee: Because that’s where the Winchester’s challenged Chuck Nat

Giulia: Idk man...americans likes to have everything

Nat : Claiming ghosts that are not theirs

Giulia: AND of course there must be the stupid humans

Nat : Ah, this reminds me of something

Giulia: Oh look a ghostmeeting

Zee: Claiming ghosts, raising hell. The hell business

Giulia: OH that’s Jack the ripper then

Nat : Apparently MYSTERY SOLVED

Giulia: Where’s the accent

Nat : He apparently adapts

Nat : Wow, that's a great idea to sneak in

Giulia: AH sneeky humans

Zee: WHY?

Giulia: Hope u get killed Stupid fucks

Nat : I can't get over the weird ghosts

Zee: Look at that close up

Giulia: you are so pretty Charles

C: I just think we need to tell the family something. I mean, we found his wife's body.

S: Cass, we will. When we can.

C: When we can?

he’s so done. lol

Nat : The squint of Cas eyes tho

Giulia: always

R: KNOCK KNOCK

Zee: THE QUEEN

R: Am I interrupting something juicy?

Zee: Samuel

R: Castiel ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Giulia: I LOVE THEM

Nat : As if she doesn't want to help

Nat : SAMUEL NO

Giulia: Samuel nou

Zee: Them bow legs

Nat : Dean's hair

Giulia: That stare is so not normal Sam. Please get on with the program

 Nat : I am not entirely happy with these ghosts, honestly

Giulia: Well The ripper is not that bad

Zee: Ketch

Giulia: KETCH

Nat : Ugh

Giulia: what’s that horrible suit tho

Nat : Dean's happy though. He just doesn't know how to show it

I know! he looks a bit happy lol.

but also

I mean...

Nat : Yeah, but that's about it

Giulia: Ketch looks tanned

Giulia: Oh COME ON, can we not

Zee: Asking for single malt whiskey in the middle of the apocalypse. What a queen

Nat : Eyefuck

Zee: Is this awkward or not?

Giulia: They gonna fuk

K: Jack?

B: Um no, I get that a lot

Nat : I get that a lot lol

Giulia: OH SHUT UP

Zee: Now I’m under jacks

Giulia: Oh does ketch knows him

Giulia: OH

Nat : Oh, he is a treat you just don't know it yet

Giulia: Yeah

Zee: What?

Giulia: OH

Nat : Is that Amara

Giulia: HELLO

Nat : Ah

Giulia: AAAH

Zee: WHAT THE FUCK?

Giulia: smite

Nat : I think it's probably the other way round

Nat : He's the darkness

Zee: Game of thrones ending ! Lol

Giulia: NO IT WAS NOT PRETTY GREAT FUCK OFF

Asshole: You said you'd keep us safe.

Zee: Take a deep breath Cas

Giulia: DON T TRY WITH CAS

Nat : The dimples of discontent

R: So, uh, tell me about Arthur Ketch.

Giulia: ROWENA FOCUS

Dean’s not really having it today lol

D: Rowena, we have ourselves a crisis on our hands, okay?  Find yourself another boy toy.

Nat : Boy Toy

Giulia: BOY TOY

Zee: Don’t I ?

Giulia: AHAHAHA

Nat : hey

Giulia: no ok but she really don t

Nat : H E Y

Giulia: AWKWARD

Zee: Dropped the puck

Giulia: oh.......Are we doing this

Nat : Ah great to remind him Cas. Well done

Giulia: Yikes

C: I didn't tell you about Jack, and then after what happened with your mother...

Zee: Yikes

Zee: Shut up

Giulia: YIKES

C: You're angry

Nat : Dean bb

D: This mess... all the messes. It turns out that we're just hamsters running in a wheel our whole lives. What do we have to show for it, huh? Tell me you don't feel conned. God's been lying to you, Cass, forever. You bought into the biggest scam in history.

Giulia: HAMSTERS well he right

C: ou don't think I'm angry? After what Chuck did? After what he took from me?He killed Jack. But that doesn't mean it was all a lie

Zee: Mourning dad

Giulia: Oh no Cass

Giulia: Well he’s not wrong

D: really?

C: Chuck is all-knowing He knew the truth, he... he just kept it to himself.

Nat : Awe Cas

D: Well, now that his cover's blown, everything that we've done is for what? Nothing?

 Zee: Dean is about to snap tho

C: Even if we didn't know that all of the challenges that we face were born of Chuck's machinations, how would we describe it all? We'd call it "life". Because that's precisely what life is. It's an obstacle course, and maybe Chuck designed the obstacles, but we ran our own race. We made our own moves. And mostly, we did well with that.

Giulia: Bb

Nat: Great speech

Giulia: I love it

D: Did we? I'll tell you what we do know. Nothing about our lives is real. Everything that we've lost, everything that we are is because of Chuck. So maybe you can stick your head back in the sand, maybe you can pretend that we actually had a choice. I can't.

Giulia: DEAN

Nat : I can see Demon!Dean a little

Giulia: dean is MAD

Giulia: M. A. D

Zee: You shut your mouth

C: Dean. You asked, "What about all of this is real?" 

 We are.

Zee: WE ARE

Nat : WE ARE

Giulia: WE ARE

Giulia: MY GOD

Nat : SOBA

Giulia: I HAVE CHILLS

Zee: Ok. I love him

Giulia: GREAT SPEECH

Giulia: *clapping *

I can’t believe that actually happened right in front of my salad

Nat : It's not really ME

Giulia: Oh ok

Nat : snorts

D: You guys didn't come up with a cool weapon for Him, did you?

K: No

K: So, um... Tell me about the witch.

Giulia: NO STOP THAT

Zee: Trouble. Ya think dean? You’re in a town filled with idiots

Giulia: im still in cas’ speech tbh

Zee: Focus

Giulia: IT WAS A GREAT SPEECH

Nat : So can we move away from ghosts in the next ep

Giulia: Yeah I’m already tired of them

Nat : I'm salty we waste two episodes on them

Giulia: what

Zee: What?

Giulia: OH

Giulia: OOOOH

Nat : AH

Zee: Aaaa

Giulia: KEVIIIIIN

Giulia: BB

Giulia: MY BABY

Nat : Hello smalls

Giulia: MY BEAUTIFUL STRESSED BB

Zee: Advanced placement

Giulia: wasn’t he in HEAVEN

Giulia: oh great

Giulia: BITCH

Nat : DEAN IS PISSED

Giulia: FUCK HIM

Nat : Dean? I try

Giulia: NO GOD

Giulia: FOCUS NAT

Zee: God’s a dick

Nat : GOD CAN SUCK MY DICK

Giulia: well Amara seems calm

Nat : Ah, that's the oriental room we saw once on IG

Nat : She's not

Zee: She really isn’t

Giulia: Oh look he wanna tap out

Giulia: AHAHAHAH HE ANNOYED HIS SISTER

Nat : It's not you. She knows

Zee: He’s buttering her up

Nat : I thought she was lil sis?

Giulia: Oh what if he needs her for his new project

Zee: The cogs are turning

Giulia: OH HE IS HURT

Nat : I hope that they won't fuck

Giulia: what

Giulia: HEY COME ON

Zee: Nat!! Ffs

Giulia: IT’S 8:30

Zee: It’s not a time thing Giuls

Nat : We are watching SPN at 8.30 what does that say about us.

 Nat : We will be salty the whole da

Giulia: we like pain

B: I guess I just assumed you two pros woulda wrapped it up by now.

Nat : Whiny Kevin?

Nat : Shut up

Giulia: Typical millenial

Giulia: ...WHAT

Giulia: omg

Nat : No, it's actually Gen Z

Zee: What?

Giulia: NICE

Zee: Bitches focus

Giulia: but also

Giulia: ....I DON T LIKE THAT

Nat : Ah great

Nat : Like we all don't worry at all

 Nat : So sick of ghosts UGH

Giulia: oh remember those scenes in the season trailer with dean being conflicted and sad with the colt?

Nat : U

Nat : G

Nat : H

Giulia: SNORTS

Zee: Yeah. Don’t !!

Nat : stop

Giulia: they all know Kevin Tran

Nat : I think it's universal that ghosts knows each other

Giulia: Sam and dean

Giulia: Sam and dean

Giulia: US

Giulia: Our chat is hell lol

Zee: Thanks

Ketch and Rowena flirting again

Giulia: I DON T CARE ABOUT THOSE TWO. UGH WHY IS THERE ORG CHEM

Nat : I AM CONFUSED

Zee: Is this gonna be Ketcena?

Giulia: HATE THAT. Hate all of that. So much

Nat : I swear if we are still stuck in the ghost town by ep 3 I'm gonna flip a fucking table

Giulia: Is this flirting

Zee: Dean is cockblocking for once

Nat : He knew

Giulia: he feels these things

Nat : Ah, they know each other

Giulia: WHY THEY ALL KNOW EACHOTHER

Also Rowena needs to revaluate her standards 

Giulia: what is this

Zee: We’ve established that

Nat : Hey, don't insult Marry Poppins you fuck

Nat : Great

Giulia: ....

Nat : Have I mentioned that I hate ghosts

Giulia: Wow that was lame

Nat : What is this episode

Giulia: Ghosts

Nat : It's lame

Giulia: Why can he do that

Giulia: This is the last we see Kevin

Giulia: Just realized

Giulia: I don t wanna

Giulia: Awe Dean

Zee: Excuse me while I drool a bit

Nat : Meh

Zee: What?

Giulia: Of course

Zee: Oh fuck

Nat : I saw that he wasn't wearing the chain

Giulia: How they took it out tho

Giulia: GREAT

Nat : I'm so not into the episode

Giulia: yeah It s weak

Nat : Both of them were tbh

Giulia: WHY DO I HAVE ADS

Giulia: FUCK

Zee: Yah me too 

Nat : This might be unpopular opinion

Giulia: well it’ll pick up

Nat : Idc

Zee: But is the ghost thing over?

Giulia: 🤷🏼‍♀

Nat : But it makes me mad that we waste 2 episodes

Giulia: Tiny smile

Giulia: KEVIN

Nat : The eyebrow

Giulia: IM SO ANGRY

Nat : Look at the eyebrow

Zee: Relax your forehead Sam

Giulia: SANGRY

Zee: Is that eyebrow stuck?

Giulia: can relate

Giulia: IMMA CRY

Nat : Shut up Belphy

Nat : LOVE YOU GUYS

Giulia: KEVIN BB

Giulia: LOVE U GUYS

Giulia: SOBS

Giulia: SOOOB

Giulia: I love you kevin

Giulia: OH NO

Zee: Oh fuck Oooooffff

Giulia: IS THIS THE FIRST OF THE GOODBYES?

Nat : I feel Amara Amara is my spirit animal

Giulia: You sing backup

Giulia: Oooooooh burn

bUT HEY , maybe Amara will be one of those rare females on spn to not die

Zee: I kinda like her now

Giulia: I’m done chuck

Zee: Petulant

Giulia: Petulant narcissist

Giulia: Oh can Amara seal his ass away

 Giulia: AH SUCKS FOR U

Nat : We'll still be stuck in ghost town next ep aren't we

Zee: Ya think Rowena ?

Nat : Ugh eyes twitch

Giulia: Well it is the major problem

Giulia: TRAILER TIME

after 

Nat : Yeah

Nat : GREAT

Giulia: ...

Giulia: OH NO

Giulia: NOPE

Giulia: NOOOPE

Giulia: NOPE

Giulia: SAM CRYING

Giulia: NO

Giulia: I HATE IT

Zee: WHAT WAS THAT?

Giulia: I HATE THIS

Giulia: FUCK OFF

Zee: Like

Giulia: NO

Zee: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Nat : I'm salty

Giulia: IM ALREADY CRYING

Giulia: Please, It’s too soon for Rowena come on

Giulia: Nat

Giulia: HARD NOPE

Zee: Fuck off

Giulia: HATE IT

Giulia: HATE IIIIIIIT Next episode is canceled

Zee: Like, get in the mood for next ep

Giulia: What next ep?

Zee: We both know we’re gonna be there

Giulia: The next one is 15x04

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