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cahootings · 1 year ago

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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait #and was a joke #also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks

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androdragynous · 4 months ago

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

#patch me through to palaven command #i made this joke on discord and im shamelessly reposting

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vampiricbisexuality · 27 days ago

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

#original<3 #rb bait #reblog bait #us politics #elon musk #usa politics #usa #fbi this is a joke btw i just like to joke around i do not wish any harm on him

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werewolfetone · 5 months ago

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#someone posted a similar joke before but the punchline was different so #xx #stolen from instagram #jory.jpg

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wizardnuke · 5 months ago

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

#once about three months after i got hospitalized one of my nieces made a 'do a flip' joke and got yelled at 😭

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vimbry-moved · 7 months ago

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#is it obvious I thought of a really dumb joke while drawing skullivan #edit: og post changed for funsies

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jellogram · 1 month ago

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

#jokes on you we're both fucking stupid #and yes the shower was in fact broken and they changed me to another room #our other hotel rooms in europe also had the keycard lightswitches so maybe it's a european thing? maybe north america is weird? idk

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beauty-funny-trippy · 5 months ago

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