#and vp is also sexy as fuck in this...

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Robert Morgan

The Last Man On Earth (1964) dir. Sydney Salkow

[mermaidsirennikita]

Can you recommend any contemporary romances with cheating? Thank you!

I shall do my best, but give me some leeway lol--cheating is a romance "third rail" and it's hard to find books with like... legit infidelity (to me).

The Art of Scandal by Regina Black. Opens with the heroine, the mayor's wife, finding a dick pic from another woman on her husband's phone. The relationship is effectively over after that, but she agrees to stay married to him through the end of his campaign... Only to have an instant connection with a younger artist guy, who ends up being her frenemy's son. Very emotional and well-written, it gives a cheating vibe to me because, for all intents and purposes in the public eye, she is. Also, her husband DEF cheats lol, he just isn't the hero.

Possession by Adriana Anders. Again, "technical". The hero is an A-list actor and the heroine is a rising star/America's sweetheart type who agrees to a PR marriage to him. They're married, but they agree to zero sexual contact. He then gets caught on camera fucking a woman who looks a lot like her... in a kinky context. So good. The heroine follows him to this kink oasis he frequents, and she's like, determined to get at what he's ACTUALLY into.

Saint by Sierra Simone. M/M, heroes were together before one of them had a crisis and became a monk. The other one comes to the monastery five years later with his new fiancee and.... well, it ain't over. The cheating doesn't go TOO far and is handled quickly, but it does happen.

American Queen by Sierra Simone. First in an MMF trilogy about the president, first lady, and the VP--it's an Arthur/Guinevere/Lancelot situation in the modern day, but like... everyone wants each other. An all time forever favorite. Greer and Ash (President Sexy) begin dating after his wife died, rekindling a flame that never went anywhere before he was married. What Ash does NOT know is that in between Ash getting with his wife and the wife dying, Greer lost her virginity and had a "love at first sight" thing with Embry, his best friend and VP. So throughout this book, while Ash and Greer are together, she's tempted by Embry and they're basically having an emotional affair... with a twist. There is definitely cheating in this one, though it doesn't go too far physically.

Give Me More by Sara Cate. Another MMF contemporary that is so good and might scratch that itch. Hunter and Isabel have been married a while, and Drake is Hunter's best friend since childhood who became Isabel's close friend too. Hunter is a partial owner in a sex club, so the three of them are on a road trip touring the competition, as you do. Hunter catches Isabel and Drake in a compromising moment, and sees that they want each other... but instead of getting jealous, he asks to watch.

Jana Goes Wild by Farah Heron. A "fallout from cheating" book. Jana and Anil have an amazing two week fling wherein she falls head over heels, and thinks he feels the same way... Then she finds out he's married. THEN she finds out she's pregnant. Skip five years into the future where they're co-parents who barely talk, and suddenly find themselves at a destination wedding where she's a bridesmaid and he's a groomsman. WHOOPS.

[having-conniptions]

KinnPorsche ep 13 Rewatch Rambles:

The op always gets me so pumped

OH HOLD ON OH FUCK I NEED TO PAUSE 1 SECOND INTO THE EPISODE BECAUSE I KNOW VEGAS IS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING THAT MADE ME HAVE TO PAUSE 5 SECONDS INTO THE EPISODE THE FIRST TIME AROUND BC I NEEDED TO COLLECT MYSELF

I AM NOT READY

SO I'LL JUST BE STARING AT VEGAS AND PETE HOLDING HANDS AND LOOKING SOFT AND PRETTY

Also I wanna know when and how Vegas put the one handcuff back on Pete's wrist I NEED TO KNOW

"Do you know how sexy you are?" WELL VEGAS DO YOU KNOW? BECAUSE AAAAAAAAAA *yeets myself into the sun*

And Vegas' thumb gently stroking Pete's palm?? why is the most unhinged couple also the most sensual and soft one I am going to flip

Vegas honey you're still a freak

The way he looks at Pete, the way he smiles at him... 😭❤️

Omg the "lunch with dad" scene aaaahhh the awkwardness

Also the lack of communication between Kinn and Porsche YET AGAIN

VEGAS COOKING FOR PETE AND HAVING HIS INGREDIENTS PREPPED AND READY TO GO LIKE THE WIFEY THAT HE IS

AND HE LOOKS SO HAPPY WHILE DOING IT 😭❤️ and the food looks sooooo good

Sorry I'll be very annoying about VP in this ep

Homophobic Dad™️ interrupts yet again and Vegas goes straight back to hurt little boy mode (but with a touch of sass this time)

Kinn trying to communicate but being unable to do so without flirting is so on-brand

Side note: Porsche bounces his leg when he's stressed

TALK TO EACH OTHER

Nooooo I can't go through the VP drama again

When Vegas sits down next to Pete and they look at each other you can tell something has changed for both of them. Something has shifted. Holy fuck this hurts

Vegas trying soooo hard not to lose it in front of Pete even though it wouldn't be the first time, the shift in their dynamic and Vegas' fear of vulnerability making him overcompensate with anger and violence, Pete switching from "hopeful" to "just fucking kill me" because all he really wants is to get out of there, with or without Vegas, dead or alive, he's confused, he's overwhelmed, he's hurt, he's ashamed, WILL THIS COUPLE EVER STOP MAKING ME INSANE? NO

Again Tankhun is the only one with at least one braincell

VEGAS' FACE WHEN PETE SAYS "NOT EVEN MY HUMANITY" HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO PASS OUT HE REALIZED WHAT HE'S DONE AND AS SOON AS PETE STARTS WITH THE SELF-HATE VEGAS IS SCARED OUT OF HIS MIND HE IS SO SCARED TO HURT HIM EVEN MORE SO SCARED TO LOSE HIM

The harder you hold on to something the more it slips away huh

The way Pete gingerly touches Vegas' face one last time before apologizing and knocking him out I AM GOING INSANE

Khun's funeral outfit kinda slays

If I fully believed Pete was dead I'd cry like that too

Porsche hiding behind Kinn's back by climbing him like a tree will never not be funny

This show switches between angst and comedy so effortlessly istg

Speaking of which, back to angst.

"Tell me who did it, I'll handle it right away" oooooh but Pete doesn't want that does he

"Please believe me. I'm asking you" 😭😭😭 basically please stop asking bc I don't know how much longer I can hold it together if I have to keep lying to you

Kim come on wtf did you expect

THE POLAROIDS 😭 they were together for longer than the show made it look like huh?

Kim fucked up but still it hurts to see him cry

And then it cuts to Vegas sitting alone in front of TWO (2) plates with rice and several bowls of toppings

AND THE WHOLE TIME THE BREAKUP SONG IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

And Vegas is crying into his rice and Pete is crying into his noodles and I am suddenly obsessed with Pete's hands

PORSCHE! TALK TO KINN YOU IDIOT

Pete looks so good wearing jewelry aaaaa and that shirt (I want it) he's so pretty wtf

"And this is for Pete." Porsche is literally bestie goals I fucking love him

"I was blinded by the adults" newsflash Vegas you're an adult too

"SHOOT ME!" whyyyy does VegasPete have to hurt so fucking much

Pete ugly sobbing into Vegas' shoulder was so fucking raw

Porsche knows Kinn's schedule by heart awww

Kinn "meeting" Porsche's parents and immediately shit-talking Porsche hahahahahah

SAPPY KINN AND FLUSTERED PORSCHE 😭❤️

Oh I almost forgot about the balcony pool scene

I can NOT see this scene the same way ever since I noticed the huge "Deutsche Bank" sign in the background it's too distracting 😂

The way Porsche softly caresses Kinn's face while he sleeps and then gets interrupted by a text from Vegas 😭

Kim is worried 👀

Scumbag uncle is still a scumbag but at least he was telling the truth

Wish we could have explored the Vegas & Porsche vs Kinn & Pete dynamic more tbh u know just for the angst

Someone gotta tune that piano

Not Korn having Porsche believe he's Kinn's cousin for a hot second

[kingsephir]

warning: Petty drama and me having a good time.

Guys, the people here are insane and not in a fun way. (english teachers in japan on a program)

Let me tell you,

So there's this party they do every year called cabin party and we all go out to these cabins for a night of drinking and debauchery.

Well, I was ready for the debauchery!!! I brought my A-game baby!! My friends and I and my husband in the car before hand talking about oooh what drama will we hear about tonight! How exciting! The cabin party drama is talked about for years- it's legendary.

So i'm like, I'm gonna be a menace! I'm gonna have fun, i'm gonna kiss people! i'm gonna be a sexy witch etc!

Let me tell you this new group of teachers that came did NOT bring their A-game. I did not expect to be the wildest person here. I guess all the fun people left bc these people were lame and awkward as hell!

And it was all like puritanical ideals too! Like people were mad that I was being too touchy? But like i'm only touching people's arms until they go farther. If they backed away or didn't like it, i'd let go easy. But that didn't happen. You know why? Bc they're all horny and i'm a hot ass witch!!!! And i was feeling myself. I had me multiple men on both arms!!! Patting my head, rubbing my leg, waiting on me hand and foot, feeding me food etc. Like I am dyonysis himself???

And they're fucking mad about it LMAO!!!! Like apparently one girl complained that i was being too touchy and it disturbed her, and she didn't complain to me, oh no, she complained to the council. Which are also just workers like us, and have no power over us and also the vice president is my bff like what do you want what are you thinking??? Also they weren't touching my boobs or anything just my head and shoulders and kissing me.

Like we're all fucking drunk at a cabin in the woods? Lighten up??? Past years people were literally fucking outside and you're mad i pecked a guy on the lips in front of you?? 🤣

Then this one girl is like, "ah i can't believe sephir is flirting with all these men etc... isn't she married?" first of all, we're open within reason and it's already been discussed. Second of all whys it your business?? i ant flirting with your boyfriend and i'm not flirting with anyone who doesn't return the energy?? It was all consensual touching, kissing flirting?? Heaven forbid a hot girl do anything.

Then one guy tried to get my husband to fight him, bc /I / don't like the guy. Yeah i don't like him bc he's psycho and hurt my pure hearted friend a couple years ago, and then is just relatively insane other wise every time i meet or see this person. As if saying, "i hate you, don't talk to me" means you need to "fix it" and then complain and try to file a police report for "hate speech". Bro!!! I don't like you!!!! and I will continue to not!! Also the police do not care about your petty arguments and the Advisors are sick of your shit!!! lmao!

Then the girl from earlier talking about me flirting was like, "she's so drunk!! and out of control!!" and again- this is not to me. This is to the vice president (who is my best friend). Like 🤣 how you gonna be complaining about me to my best friend. And my friend was like: yeah, it's cabin party. You're literally selling alcohol to people. Why you mad someone is drunk??

And then also, all the people who are like, oh you've had enough alcohol to me and i'm like bro. I'm only like 40% drunk- i'm just like this. Then people in the morning talking to me like i might not remember and I was like no dude, I remember kissing you and I remember your hand on my thigh and ass, and I remember it being quite enjoyable. Have a lovely morning my good sir.

Agh. Then the way they all look at me too. Like I feel like I should be ashamed but i'm like not? I wanted to go hard, I wanted to hoe about a bit, I wanted to give them something to talk about. They're always gossiping and freaking about my bff (the VP), let me show you what true debauchery is. I'm fucking insane, and here, i'll fucking show you.

Then the friend group's ex friend glaring daggers at us. 😫🤣🤣🤣 Like stay mad girl.

These people literally did not know how to have fun! And literally complained to the council about me like a bunch of karen's. As if the council could do anything!!! 🤣 I'm not doing anything wrong! I'm drinking at a party, smooching people who I asked before hand or asked me. Touching and being touched consentually (over clothes and not even private areas). And that's it!! I wasn't even mean! I was just loud! 🤣

Anyways enough mild complaining- lemme just revel in it all. Let me be arrogant and egotistical rn. They thought my bff had "main character syndrome"? They just needed to meet me baby.

I really was one of the hottest people there. I had this long dress that was like strappy on the sides. Generally, people are attracted to me but like this, I was experiencing the hot girl ™️ experience and it was incredible. Men surrounded me (i love god BLESS), they waited on me, fed me, gave me drinks and free food (i was supposed to pay but they would not take my money), i was singled out and killed first in the game werewolf both times. People complained about me having fun! Guys touched my butt and i enjoyed it! Guys gave me cigarettes and lit them sensually, they complimented me, they laughed with me, they stared at me in the morning wondering if i remembered. Like sure- this could be bad but I enjoyed this. I loved and reveled in the attention. I reveled and took sick pleasure in the dissapproving glares of the fun police. It was so easy! It was all so fucking easy! Not to be like cringe villain about it but! Wah! Like taking candy from a baby!!

All this is to say, yes, i'm a little anxious (15%) about these people not liking me but this was kinda exposure therapy for me. I don't have to be anything i don't want to be, i can do whatever I want!

Stay mad while atleast mildly attractive men (and women) fall all over me! I grow stronger with each thought you give me. That I took up space in your sad little brain like that? Decadence. oooooh hoo hoo absolutely delicious.

These lame weirdos would not survive in the real world. I guess that's why their weeb asses are in Japan right now. :)

Japan really does attract such weirdos lol.

Anyways! I had fun! my attention whore stores are all nice and full! Yum yum yum!

I will probably muse on this some more later.

[yamatossideboob]

ONE PIECE 1119 Spoilers!

This week's namedrops:

Blame not the child for the sins of the father, Yamato. Children copy the transphobia of their parents, they can learn!

Ough... does Kaku mean to cover for Stussy by telling Lucci she's been killed?

Nika Bonney is so cute look how stoked she issssssss T^T

Love the giants going NIKAAAA 💚💚💚💚💚 ditto the Marines, I guess this really is their first time seeing him in Nika forme huh

I fucking love this idea of Luffy's so much. He's being smart! Since he can't (yet) harm them in any way that matters, he just removes them from play! I fucking LAUGHED when I read this omg

Franky I feel I should be appalled at your eagerness to pummel your captain but ykw I've seen what Luffy can do too, he can take it and stress relief is important

YOU CAN DANCE LATER GIANT LADS GET CRACKING WITH THAT GIANT FIRE EXTINGUISHER

Bonney confirmed haki user? 👀

god Mars is going to be SEETHING after this, he got dispatched like a fucking Mario villain. He got Team Rocketed ffs

Oh nooooooooo Atlas is fucking next isn't she o~o

And as predicted by everyone, the Iron Giant has been revived by Dual Nika Heartbeat!!! and Stella Vegapunk's message!!

oh thank god, Katakuri is still sexy. that's reassuring.

unfortunately this means the Elders really are going to destroy the Robo properly this time... at least it got some time to finally shine

VP's message... trying to piece this part together, it seems like he's saying the Will of D isn't what we think it might be? I'm getting this from arranging the fragments into something that makes a bit more grammatical sense. If you assume that "nothing of the sort" comes after "which you might consider a will" and "inherited through the years", you can glean something from it along these lines. But I'll be the first to admit, I might just be overthinking this, and the 'nothing' scrap is likely just him continuing that earlier theorised traitor warning people are speculating about. "can only pray that those at the mercy of this reason... will be able to hear this message"... that much sounds troubling. Readers assume that Robin will fill us in on the Void Century malarkey, but will the D squad not know what Vegapunk is talking about til its too late?

also GAIMON GOT A BARREL BADDIE? fucking EVERYONE is getting cameos, christ almighty lads

This bit with Peter and Warcury getting perilously close to the waterline makes me wonder... if their Yokai formes AREN'T Devil Fruits, can they still drown? Warcury straight up barrels off the coastline trying to reach the giants' ship, is he assured he won't die or just that desperate? I need to know more! We all do!

GOD SO MUCH ON THAT LAST DOUBLE PAGE SPREAD! First off we have the Iron Giant FINALLY taking a swing at an Elder FUKCING YES GO ROBO!!! and apparently it can communicate Zunesha style!! Whatever does it mean by "the right time"?? AND IT'S NAME IS EMET!! SOLID NAME FOR A SOLID ROBO!!

and Luffy just channeling the entire fanbase rn, amazing amazing shit

goddddddd another two week break but IT'LL BE WORTH IT I CAN FEEL IT NAKAMA! BE HERE BECAUSE I WILL! 💪✖️

[waitingforminjae]

saw a take abt how porsche giving pete to vegas was a good thing that made my blood boil but i'm being so brave about it where's my good job sticker

[fishy-xp]

KinnPorsche Ep 11 Brain Rot

I only have one thought

Arm moving aside to let Pol share the chair with him.

The End. Goodbye, see you in a week.

PSYCHE, THIS EPISODE WAS OFF THE WALLS BATSHIT INSANE

The first VP scene ohmygod, the tattoo, the swearing, the pet names. I need Vegas saying 'what a load of bullshit' injected into my bloodstream

Pete giving in as soon as his grandma is brought in is so touching. He obviously loves deeply and will do anything for the people he trusts (e.g. Porsche, his grandma, soon to be Vegas). Having to pretend that everything is fine when nothing is not will always be one of the most devastating tropes.

Something about Vegas playing with Pete's face and hair whilst asking 'who's a good boy' and then pushing his face away like it means nothing GETS ME RILED UP.

Chan having to be there for all the family meetings and listening to their dumbassery is hilarious but did he have to have his gun out like he was about to shoot Porsche on sight. Please daddy, give him a break.

Tankhun saying 'my Kinn' and Kinn being all shy, this is the sibling content we need.

Pol writes Kinn x Porsche fanfic and Arm reads that fanfic, no I don't take critism. Also I don't know if it was just the translation but 'Daddy wants a breakup' I AM CREASING

Safehouse my ass, you mean safemansion

HEDGEHOG HEDGEHOG HEDGEHOG HEDGEHOG

HE CALLS IT BUDDY

Porschay's snoopy hoodie is the peak of fashion, Tankhun's entire wardrobe is crying

I want so badly for Porschay to be lonely around the major family compound because everyone there is a solid ten years older than him and then he bumps into Macau and they become friends and Kim and Tankhun are rolling in their graves because this is the forbidden Romeo and Juliet.

I have a feeeling after their parents died, Porschay had nightmares about it and this time they included Porsche also dying. He probably woke up screaming and crying for Porsche. Porsche rushes in to comfort him, telling him that he's right here and that he will not leave Porschay no matter what. So when they hug, Porsche says it again to remind Chay that he's right here in front of him, he'll be here when the nightmare is over because it's not real, it's only just a dream and Porsche is alive.

I don't care about novel TimeTay, show TimeTay are the most wholesome sexy ass couple and until something happens, I will continue to ship and enjoy them, go argue with a wall.

The way Tankhun introduces himself is top tier

This has been on my mind since Ep 7 but Vegas looks like a really good kisser

Pete's therapy session puts a lot of things into perspective for Vegas. Not only does it provide some comfort for him and make him realise he's acheiving the unachievable because the fault doesn't lie with him, but his father, but it also directly attacks Vegas as Pete is telling him 'you're hurting me, because you can't hurt anything else.' It takes major balls to say that to the guy who has you in chains, has anger issues and has fried your nuts off but it had to be said. It's a very interesting dynamic where the abused becomes the abuser, and then they meet an abused who becomes a protector.

Okay I am not the biggest KimChay enthusiast but Porschay's characterisation has intrigued me. He is the soft, wholesome baby but he is by no means naive or weak. He fought back against those kidnappers, had the balls to ask his idol to be his guitar tutor and also confess, told off Porsche for working in an danger job and confronted Kim about his lies. Porschay is a lot more capable then I intially thought and that is why I think we should give him a gun and see what happens. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.

Kim Kimhan Theerapanyakul, you may be the most beautiful man I've ever seen but you've committed a crime against humanity and you will be eliminated.

So when KP were kissing in the helicopter, I was like lol are they going to fuck in the helicopter as a joke, cut to Porsche giving Kinn the gwak gwak 3000 and I ASCENDED

Vegas' pyjamas <3333333

[rebelwrites]

My little badass (Slightly NSFW)

Jax Teller x Reader

“So when is your old lady turning up?” Jury asked.

“She’s on her way, she’s not gonna miss a patch over and the party that follows” Jax laughed as he sipped his beer.

“Also I’ve noticed you VP isn’t here either”

“They are on their way as well, don’t worry but let get this patch over settled and we can get the party started” Jax smirked as he couldn’t wait to see everyone’s reaction when you arrived.

The thing was females never got patched in let alone became VP.

Parking your bike out front you slipped your kutte off, placing it into a bag before placing a smoke between your lips.

“Ye ready lads” Chibs asked placing his hand on your shoulder.

“As always” you winked climbing off your bike before making your way into the club house of the Devil’s tribe.

As soon as you stepped into the clubhouse you pushed your way through the crowd to find Jax, as soon as you were within touching distance he wrapped his arm around your waist as you placed the bag on the table.

“Good ride up?” He smiled.

“Yeah wasn’t too bad, no trouble on the way so always good” you nodded “I’m gonna get a beer”

“Get me one gorgeous” he smirked, pinching your bum making you giggle.

Putting an extra bit of wiggle into your wall you headed to the bar.

“What’s a sexy piece of ass like you doing all alone” some young ass prospect said smacking your arse.

“The fuck do you think you are talking to prospect” you growled spinning around to face the scrawny kid.

“Oh she is fiesty” he smirked trying to put his hands on your hips.

Jax sat back watching everything take shape.

“You're not gonna sweep in and save your girl?” Jury asked

“Nah man she’s got this trust me” Jax smirked as the rest of the sons laughed.

“If you wanna keep your balls intact I’d suggest you back the fuck off” you snapped.

“I’m gonna have so much fun with you” he said, biting his lip.

“So am I boy” you smirked as you balled your fingers into a fist.

“Babygirl catch” Jax shouted tossing you the carrier bag.

“Thanks baby” you smirked pulling the kutte out of the bag, slipping it over your shoulders, feeling happy the weight of the leather was back where it belong “has no one ever told you never to disrespect an old fucking lady and more importantly learn you fucking place prospect”

Watching as he looked at the flash on your kutte.

“Wait you are the new VP” he gulped.

“Hell yeah I am boy and you just pissed off someone you shouldn’t have” you growled slamming your fist into his face before grabbing his hair slamming it against the bar. The whole clubhouse fell silent.

Looking around you saw the proud smirked on you guys faces. The look on Jax’s face though, that did something to you. His shoulders dropped, his eyes filled with pride and lust and that goddamn smile gracing his lips you felt that familiar warmth between your legs.

“Now anyone else wanna disrespect me” you shouted but no one answered “yeah that’s what I thought”

Grabbing two beers you went back over to Jax, sitting on the arm of the sofa you smirked at him.

“You need anything babe” you giggled.

“I know one thing I need” he smirked running his tongue over his bottom lip before he placed his hands on your hips pulling you down onto him as he laid back on the sofa.

You were full on straddling him now, a smirk on his face.

“Do you know how fucking hot it is seeing you wear that kutte” He smirked running his hands up and down your bare thighs.

You couldn’t help yourself as you moved your hips against his feeling his bulge grow underneath you.

“Who am I to deny my Prez what he wants” you whispered against his lips, pushing your hips further against his hard on making him growl.

“Come on then babygirl” he whispered “I think I need to show some respect to my VP”

Climbing off Jax you grabbed your beer as he linked his hand in your leading you outside to his bike.

“We doing it out here?” You laughed as he pushed you back into his bike so you were laying on it.

“What’s up princess scared someone will catch us” he smirked as he kissed down your neck making you moan.

“Not at all” you breathed bucking your hips up to create some friction “couldn’t give a fuck who catches us”

[hotdamnhunnam]

Fear Fuck the Reaper

A/N: So this is the first of two fics in a series of savage!Jax, based on ideas that came up in my tag list group chat! Here we have Jax fucking you filthy and rough while he’s wearing his reaper crew hat 💀 I was also asked to add a breeding kink and thought it worked well with this fic, so there’s that!

Pairing: Jax Teller x F!Reader Warnings: smut, swearing, dirty talk, rough sex, light choking, breeding kink, dom!Jax Request: credit @dslap65, @waywardodysseys for bringing up this idea in my tag list chat! And @joegibson0 requested reaper breeding kink

Word Count: ~2k

GIF by helldivers-blog (same source for all gifs in this fic)

You’ll never forget the first time you met Jax.

Months ago when you first swung by Teller-Morrow for a quick and easy car repair, you lost your absolute shit when you saw him standing there. Stopped in your tracks. Tried not to have a fucking heart attack. At the sight of this jaw-dropping stud, with his bright sky-blue eyes and his sun-golden hair, clad in black, hoodie under his worn leather kutte... you were such a damn slut, for this biker boy snack.

Needless to say, you couldn’t help but stare. Your inner whore was not okay. You’re pretty sure she swore submission to Jax Teller on that day. And he knew it was true, what his presence was doing to you, which was really unfair.

One look at Jax and you were ruined. Every single thing about him did you in, including how he gloated over knowing the effect he had. Your heart began to fall for him before you even knew what it was doing, and if you were forced to pick one thing to blame for that... you’d have to say it was that motherfucking hat.

Sure, it was everything else—every inch of Jax Teller is sexy as hell. But there was just something about him in that plain black baseball cap he wore so well. He had it backwards when you met, ‘REAPER CREW’ printed on the front in bold white letters. And the way he wore the shit out of this hat made you so wet. You’d honestly never been wetter.

‘Reaper’ was seriously accurate; the sheer existence of this living breathing sex god knocked you dead. He reaped your slutty little soul, and set about wrecking your holes.

What was supposed to be a quick and easy car repair... turned out to be Jax Teller fucking you raw in the back of the garage—right fucking there, where anyone could see and hear because he didn’t fucking care—roughing you up like the complete savage he was.

And still is to this day. Now that you’re Jax’s girlfriend, he roughs you up all day every day, to no end. But these past months, with all the sex you’ve had... he’s only fucked you once, wearing his reaper hat—that first time when you met. And you’re desperate for him to do it again.

You can just imagine: he’ll be wearing it forwards, at first... and then spin it around, when he’s ready to go to town, start dicking you the fuck down... pound you so hard it hurts.

Clearly you have a whole kink for Jax fucking you in his reaper crew hat. Need it bad. Tonight you’ll make damn sure he satisfies that thirst.

***************

You stop by the clubhouse on your way home from work today, hoping that Jax will be ready to head home and play.

But just your luck, SAMCRO is in the middle of some bad shit, and the boys need the VP around to help handle it. Jax doesn’t even have time to pull your ass aside for a quick little fuck. So you’ll have to wait up for a chance at your man’s massive cock.

“I’m sorry, babe—you know I hate to make you wait. But we’ve got serious club business on our plate.”

He’s so damn cute when he’s all sad, blue gaze downcast beneath the black shade of his hat. You know that he’d much rather take you home right now than have to stay out with the Sons so late. You know that he feels bad—but it’s all right, as long as when he finally hurries home tonight... he treats you to the best damn sex you’ve ever had.

And so you tell him that.

A smirk crosses his luscious pink lips, as he grabs your hips, pulls you toward him for a passionate kiss. Kisses from Jax are the best and can bring you to climax, to be fucking honest.

“Oh, I’m planning on it,” he purrs in your ear, just before you head out of here. “Bitch, that’s a promise.”

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Lying wide awake and alone in your bedroom, dying from how badly you want him... when you finally hear the front door swinging open, it’s past 1 A.M. Maybe closer to 2. You don’t even bother to look at the clock, now that you’ll finally get your hands on your man’s cock. The only thing that matters to you.

Jax wastes no time at all coming to the bedroom as soon as he gets in. He’s as desperate for you as you are for him. Knows that you’ll be awake, holding out for his dick for as long as it takes.

And because he came in such a rush, he’s still wearing his hat. As if he knew you want him like that. Maybe he does—Jax always had a knack for reading your mind, like an open book full of new secrets and kinks waiting for him to find.

Usually when he’s in a rough mood he fucks you from behind. But tonight... tonight you need the view. By the moonlight the window beside you provides, need to look up at him in this goddamn black hat while he does all the filthy shit he loves to do. You can’t see the white letters just yet, while they’re set on the back of his head, as the cap is on forwards. But you can still feel the effect of the words: REAPER CREW.

Sure, most people in Charming fear the reaper—rightly so. But not you, no. You’re fucking eager. And you’re such a lucky bitch you get to have the goddamn reaper in your bed. Fuck him instead.

“Daddy’s home,” Jax ferociously snarls, pouncing on you like an absolute alpha male dom, making your toes curl. “You ready for this dick, you dirty girl?”

It’s not so much an actual daddy kink, between you and him—but you and Jax learned early on that you both have a thing for the thought of him knocking you up, at some point when the timing is right. Not tonight. A lot has to happen before you can seriously entertain having Jax Teller’s babies. Not really. Not till you’ve spent more time as his one and only old lady.

Yet that won’t stop either of you from indulging the whole breeding kink, in theory, and going fucking crazy.

“Yes, fuck me, Jax...!” you gasp as he attacks, pulling the bedsheets back, to see you wet and naked. That’s the only way you ever care to wait for him in bed: ready to take it.

He gives himself just half a second to enjoy the view; most other nights he would’ve gotten naked too, but on this night he has no patience. Climbs on top of you, two bodies pressed together in a mess of skin and leather, one hand reaching in his pants to free his cock without a moment’s hesitation.

The front brim of his cap is bumping up against your head, and... yeah, you’re dead. You’ll never understand just what it is about Jax in this hat, but there’s no question that you have a kink for that. It feels amazing.

Meanwhile some part of Jax is still a tease even when you’re both burning with heat, eager for the release that you need. He grinds up wickedly against your soaking pussy once his cock is finally freed. “Mmm, how long you been waiting...?”

“Forever,” you groan out, pathetic and loud. “Just—please, fuck me, Teller...”

He snickers, toying at your clit with his talented fingers. “You know that I love you, right?”

You moan in pleasure, convinced you’re the luckiest girl ever. Jax tells you often that he fell in love from the moment you two got together. “Yes, sir...”

“Know I’ve been thinking about you all night?” he goes on, rubbing the tip of his cock across your dripping cunt. You’re both sinfully juicy. “Know that’s all I want? Dreaming of pounding this sweet fucking pussy? God, baby, you’re always so wet for me. So tight...”

And at those words, Jax suddenly drives his dick balls deep inside. And it feels like you’ve burst, like you’ve died... and you want to keep dying like this all damn night.

“Yeah, that’s right,” he gloats, wrapping one of his hands around your throat. “You know you love this big cock tearing up this perfect little cunt of yours, you filthy fucking whore. It’s what you fucking live for.”

His grip around your neck is tight yet soft, and just the right level of rough. He always likes to shower you with words of love... before he fucks you up like nothing but his dirty little slut.

Your smooth bare skin keeps scraping up against the rugged leather of his kutte, as Jax hammers your cunt in a ravenous rhythm, ravaging and wrecking, hitting new spots inside of you every damn second, and then plunging deeper within. Holy fuck, you’re so fucking in love with his cock. So in love with him.

“God, I can’t wait to fill up this sweet fucking cunt...” your man grunts, tightening his grip around your throat, pressing slightly in your pulse point with his thumb. “Drop this big fucking load... pump you full of my cum...”

You’re on birth control, but it’s so fun to pretend that you’re not when he talks about flooding your hole.

And now Jax finally reaches up to spin his cap around, so he can seriously start going to town. Somehow pushes his throbbing cock even farther into your cunt and fucking pounds. Bringing his gorgeous face closer to yours, as he keeps railing you with such animalistic force, reminding you with words and actions both that you will always be his perfect little whore.

You find yourself hypnotized by the white letters in front of you—‘REAPER CREW’—spelled out above Teller’s eyes blazing blue. What a hell of a view...

“Does this do it for you?” he playfully taunts, as he plows through your soaking wet cunt. “This what you fucking want—fucking need? You like fucking the reaper, huh? Like the thought of me filling you up with my seed? Know this pussy is mine to breed? Mmm, gonna give me a whole little reaper crew?”

“Oh God, yes...!�� you scream, turned on beyond all your wildest dreams. That’s all you’ve ever wanted, to be honest. Popping out Sons for Jax Teller is what you were put on this earth to do.

He knows it, too. And the thought is pure heaven for both of you, leading you both to a peak explosion, in the same exact moment. Your dripping wet pussy pulses and convulses around his huge length, while he pumps you with all of his raw primal power and strength. As the motion of your body milks every drop from his balls, his delicious cum slicks up your innermost walls, nothing but a blank canvas for his thick white paint. 

Shouting his name again and again, you grip onto his kutte as he uses you up as his personal slut, fucking you till you feel fucking faint...

His hand is no longer around your neck, but still you’re having trouble breathing as you come down from this epic round of sex. Equally fucked out and barely able to move, as you’re both overflowing with unspoken love, Jax just collapses down on top of you, keeping himself buried between your legs. You’ve never felt so absolutely wrecked.

...And it’s perfect. The next time you want this kind of sex—hands down the best you’ve ever had—all you will have to do... is beg for Jax to fuck you with this motherfucking hat. Remind you that he’s gonna breed you full of a whole new reaper crew.

And that is fucking that.

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... Continued in this sequel fic! ✨

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[siremasterlawrence]

Hypnosis: Boss & VP

Part 1 - Boss

Tom Harper is so hot fucking got a older mess I want to be mine forever as my next slave.

He is also my boss who happens to live in my neighborhood as well.

He is so fucking annoying walking with all of that macho aggression.

“Boss”

“You wanted to see me?”

“Did I do something wrong?”

“Yeah get in now.”

“You completely disappointment.”

“You are fired.”

I had more then enough with him pressing a button on my watch.

I hear the button in the side panel click on it as the door locks.

The lights start to flicker on and off hitting his eyes and brainwash him over.

I grab his chair swiveling it to the side as I lean in.

My nose dives in digging into it as I inhale all of my scent.

I crack up kissing him slowly as he rolls off the chair and on to me.

“Will you serve me completely?”

“Yes Sire”

“I am your King”

Part 2 - Vice President

Pine is so damn hot he is the hot forty or so odd something in the building that I need.

Pine look so good in sexy white paints and a hot yellow mesh shirt.

The clothes are a bit big on him as he went off passes me straight.

“Nice clothes”

“Fuck off!”

“Excuse me!”

He turns to facing mr walking over till he is blocking my space.

His hands in to the wall pinning me down to the all and won’t let me escape.

My eyes glow bright freezing him in step to obey me.

“I love you Pine, you love me too.”

“I am your Master”

“My Master”

I kiss him as he lays over my body so deep in love.

We make one more and more as he gives up his body to me.

I let my lips slide down his neck making him go stir crazy.

“Will you serve me?”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Good boi”

The end

[thequeenkida]

My Thoughts on The Boys Season Finale

SPOILERS!!!

LOVED the finale!!! I'll sum up my thoughts by character alphabetically:

Annie: YAY! She's officially part of the team and now she and Hughie can be closer together! LOVED when she rose up into the air thanks to the power boost from Hughie! It was also good to see her shake off the person her mom forced her to be and now she can be who SHE wants to be!

Ashley: I feel bad. She's selfish and power-hungry but she's also running herself ragged serving Homelander. Good for her for deleting the footage of Maeve tho!

A-Train: It was sad to see his brother reject him like that but I completely understand his anger. It is kind of his fault. Question tho: was his brother not aware that he's killed people before i.e. Robin or did he just assume it was "collateral damage" and didn't realize how messed up that is until now? (It's possible he found justifications in his head or forgave A-Train because he's his brother.) Wonder what he'll do next season-hopefully work towards redeeming himself but I have my doubts.

Butcher: Yikes. I don't think he's really gonna die but we'll see. Maybe what happened with Ryan will finally show him you can't keep being cruel to people because not everyone wants to be treated like that. His method of preventing Hughie from killing himself is pretty on brand for him tho. He doesn't know how to get his point across without violence and he can't emotionally connect with people unless he puts them on a pedestal.

Frenchie: Good for him telling Butcher to fuck off! AND they need a dental plan! He and Kimiko are adorable! I'm glad he didn't die. I have a feeling we'll see Little Nina again...

Homelander: Fuck. This. Guy! I didn't think they would take him down because then a large part of the show is over-plus he could always just take more V. I want to scream at him "get away from that child!" every time he's with Ryan! Also fuck Todd!

Hughie: I loved that he didn't end up taking the Temp-V and realized that Annie can take care of things on her own. She just needs a little boost sometimes and he can be that support, but she doesn't need him to do things for her. And he was so proud of her! Also him helping evacuate people meant he was able to be a hero even without powers. And it ultimately reinforced what a good person he is. I also liked his monolog about his dad. He was the one who stayed! Raising a kid when you're dealing with heartbreak like that is not easy but he did it because he loves him!

Kimiko: Her dancing to "Maniac" and absolutely wrecking those dudes was very sexy of her! Like I said with Frenchie-they're so cute. Also good for her for slapping some sense into Frenchie! It's good to see them support each other tho!

Maeve: SO GLAD they didn't kill her! And I was SO HAPPY to see Elena back. Now Maeve is free! Also noticed how they called her a lesbian again in her memorial so good commentary that.

MM: I'm happy he realized his father's efforts weren't for nothing and he was still a hero for trying even though it was an unwinnable battle. He just has to make sure he doesn't forget about his family-which I know he won't because he loves Janine so much!

Neuman: Is her daughter okay?! I love that they're playing the long game with her tho. Hope she gets upped to main villain next season!

Noir: I'm heartbroken! There is a chance he could still be alive since we didn't see the world mourning him like they did Maeve and he's survived fucked up shit before.

Ryan: I'm worried! The whole time I kept screaming "someone take him out of the building!" Leave the poor kid alone!

Soldier Boy: Not surprised they didn't kill him off. They might want to use him again...

The Deep: He was just doing his own thing, on his failboy shit. Since he killed the almost VP he might feature more into the plot of next season so we'll see.

The finale was great, I'm happy with how everything came together, now hurry up and make season 4!

[kinnsporsche]

once again an episode that made me absolutely lose my mind!!! kp are so in love and they finally said it!! although, i would have liked it better if they said it to each other in private first but oh well can't have everything. and porsche is officially a stay at home wife i love that for him. the scene when p was drying kinn’s hair though, it was the softest shit i have ever seen in my life <3 i also loved the scenes with taytime they are always so good i wish they had more screen time. 1/4

and we got the kimchay breakup :/ i was expecting it but it still hurt. I still have hope that they will end up together. however, the most important part of this episode (for me) was vegaspete!!! god these two make me go insane. the way we went from sadistic torture to that convo at the end. bible and build's chemistry is actually unbelievable i can't get enough of these sick motherfuckers. and don't even get me started on the cinematography like the lights and the shots and just the whole atmosphere it was so good and so sexy and I’m gonna need 3-5 business days to recover. that preview was the final nail in my coffin i don't think i can wait a whole week for more. I’ve read some metas about them but honestly I don’t even care if vegas changes for pete or not. their relationship is so fucked up on so many levels that I don’t think it can really be redeemed. certainly not in 3 episodes. and honestly does he need to be? can’t he just stay the fucked up villain that he is? I wouldn’t mind. I’m just here to enjoy some toxic fictional men be sexy and gay and so far they did just that so I’m satisfied. I can’t believe we only have 3 episodes left T_T I don’t know what I will do when this show ends. (I hope you’re doing well )

omg my kp anon i've missed u so much!!!!

for me i'd always had a hc that kinn had a hard time saying ily to anybody bcs he'd been burned by love in the past so he hated saying it but this show roundhouse kicked that in the face and left me obliterated at the scene this mf is out here shouting it from rooftops to anybody who'll listen good for him

god you know what sends me absolutely feral? kinn casually mentioning his mother to porsche. her death must still be a sore subject for him, nobody talks about it we've hardly had any mention of her and for him to just be like "my mother used to do this for me" god how long has it been since someone's taken care of him like that? and now here's porsche the biggest caretaker in the world just so ready and willing to do everything he can to take care of kinn bcs thats his love language and he loves him sm i just y'all mind if i break the fuck down real fast

pls the kimchay break up!!!! like kimothy i get why you did what you did but that doesn't mean me and tankhun won't beat your ass for it bestie 😔😔 you made the baby cry. like he's literally alread living at the estate, he can't get anymore involved with the mafia, but i guess kim was literally just faced with the reality of porchay being kidnapped because of his ties to the mafia through his brother, and he's probably thinking about how much worse it'll be if he's tied to the mafia through HIM, he's probably thinking about all their enemies and how much of a target it'd make him so he's being a self-sacrificing little shit about it god tankhun needs to hit him with a tray and knock some sense into him

i haven't been that eager about the vp arc yet, im betting that'll probably change in today's ep and next weeks ep 👀 just wanna see pete humble that man so bad, and i dont want vegas to stop being a bad person just bcs he gets with pete ykwim? he's interesting because he's a villain lets keep it that way besties. i do bet he'll get a redemption arc, i've mentioned this to a few people i talk to but with the way things are going it made me wonder if the big shootout at the major family house in the promo where vegas is framed as a big bad is actually misleading and vegas'll be there to help kinn and the major family and maybe put a bullet in his dad's head i just wish him a very big die even if i will miss the dilf 😔

pls dont mention that we only have 3 episodes left pls dont mention that theres only 2 more weeks of kinnporsche or i'll start to eat glass

[lilacandladybugs]

I think Tubbo and Tommy’s relationship is really cool in storytelling side of Dream SMP because while dream smp has a lot of romantic relationships between all the guys, Tommy and Tubbo’s friendship is probably the most important relationship on the server. So it’s interesting because first of all main stream media would never have as many gay relationships as the smp does, and also it’s very rare for the main driving relationship to be purely platonic. Dream smp says fuck that and does both anyway and that is very sexy of them.

Like ok if you think about Tommy and Tubbo’s friendship, they’re kind of like central plot points. You have Tubbo becoming VP under Schlatt while Tommy is banished, you have Tubbo dying to Technoblade at the festival, you have the whole “who is the traitor” thing. A lot of the interest of the story is their friendship.

Disney/Pixar does this a lot but most other areas of hollywood don’t. You have Up, Frozen, Lilo and Stitch, I’m sure there’s more that I can’t think of off the top of my head but I just appreciate it okay-

I appreciate that the most important thing in the story is still a platonic relationship because I think sometimes it can feel like maybe having more romantic relationships in a story will overshadow the platonic ones and it just Doesn’t Happen. They just simply Do Both and that is fabulous of them 10/10

[bunnys-beetlejuice-blog]

airhorn sounds in your ear as you try to sleep ITS FIC TIME, CHILDREN

His father’s first reaction is, predictably, nervous. They’re sitting in the living room as a family, all sort of hanging out, but doing their own thing. Hoarders is passively playing, Lydia is tucked under the couch with a book and flashlight, Emily is in the corner with her laptop, and BJ and Charles are each sitting on opposite ends of the couch, going through their phones. He gets a very sweet text from Adam, showing that the other teen has put the photo Lydia took of them in a frame, and he grins, and holds the device to his chest, feeling giddy and flustered. His dad notices. “What’s got you in such a good mood?” Charles smiles, and BJ figures this is as good a time as any. “I got a text from my boyfriend.” Charles stares. From her chair in the corner, Emily’s typing slows, and then stops, as her brain catches up with that sentence. His phone pings again, and he looks back down at a message from Barbara, then back to his parents. “And my girlfriend.” Emily closes her computer. Her smile is enormous. “Shut up.” “No, seriously!” he grins back at his mother, and then notes the color Charles is going. “Adam and Barbara?” Emily asks, knowingly, and he nods. “We made it official yesterday. I took em to th’ Smallpox Hospital.” “Awww! That’s so romantic!” “You’re dating?” Charles finally finds words. “Unclench your everything, dad, jeezus.” “It’s just… do you think that’s a good idea?” “I think it’s a great idea,” BJ says, a little defensive. “What, I’m not allowed to date? M’too weird for it?” “That’s not what I meant, BJ,” Charles frowns. But he can tell it kind of is.

“Charles, honey, he’s sixteen. He’s going to date,” Emily says softly, and Charles looks back at her. “But two people at once? And they’re-” “They’re what, Chuck?” “Humans. They’re human, BJ.” “Holy shit, they are? Here I thought they were just really crappy demons.” “I just don’t know if you’ve thought this through. Wouldn’t you be happier dating another demon?” “I don’t know any other demons, dad,” he growls, temper flaring. “Unless you want me to date Sam, an’ look like a total creep, since he’s stuck at like, ten.” “Stop it, BJ.” “You stop it! Just be happy for me!” “I am.. Happy. For you.” BJ sits back, crosses his arms, and scowls. “Got a funny way of showin’ it.” His father stands, and takes to pacing. Christ. “We should lay out ground rules.” “Me an’ Adam an’ Barb did that already.” “No, I mean, house rules,” Charles says, rubbing at his beard. “Things you’re allowed to do, and not. Oh, god, first things first, I’m going to get you a box of condoms.” Betelgeuse feels himself flush, and then Lydia finally pipes up, sticking her head out from under the couch. “Gross.”

“You’re seriously blowin’ this out of proportion. We’ve barely held hands!” “I was a teenager. I remember how things escalate. The last thing we need is someone pregnant. Especially with whatever a human and a demon would make.” “Th’ anti-Christ, maybe,” he says, unhelpfully, and he sees the way his dad’s expression twists into further worry. “It was a joke! Oh my god!”

His mother, bless her, swoops in, just then. “BJ’s just told us good news,” she says, standing, and putting a hand on Charles’ arm, which stops his pacing. “I need you to reassess how you’re making him feel, right now.” Charles looks from his wife to his son. BJ rubs at his nose, embarrassed and upset, and probably purple, and he sees his father make a choice. “BJ, I’m sorry,” Charles comes over, hesitantly reaches down, and Betelgeuse responds by throwing his arms around his dad. Chuck rubs his back. “Tell me about them,” he says, “and I promise to be cool. As cool as I can be, at least.”

That’s at least something. He can tell his dad is still worried, but he does listen, as Betelgeuse describes his two partners. “We spend a lotta time together,” he tells his father. “An’ they’re both goody two shoes. Seriously, they’re borin’, nice people.” “Tell us how you met them, BJ,” Emily smiles. He regales them with the story of Barbara and the flower, and then Adam in the library, and by the time he’s done, he’s back to feeling green, all smiles and excitement and stimming hands. It feels really, really good to not be alone.

Monday comes a day too soon, and he sort of misses the atmosphere of the library, because at lunch, he’s forced to pick up trash, with Honeywell watching him intently from a bench. The only consolation prize to this is the vice principal’s time is also being wasted. He doesn’t miss how a few kids walk by and intentionally throw things at his feet for him to pick up. They don’t get away with it, though, because either they trip and find their shoelaces are mysteriously tied together, or for those unlucky ones without laces, they’ll find a snake in their lockers. The miserable part is, Adam and Barbara aren’t allowed to hang out with him while he’s working. They’d tried, and were told in no uncertain terms to leave him alone, leave him to his task, or they’d be sent to the other side of the campus to do the same thing. A little bit of punishment, he understands. But he draws the line at threatening Sexy and Babs. He’s absolutely plotting exactly how he’s going to ruin the overbearing adult’s day when he feels a strange sensation in his chest, like a slight tug. He pauses. It’s not a pain, not really, more like a pull away from himself, which doesn’t make any sense, but that’s what it is. He has to assume it’s another demon thing.

He glances at his watcher, who seems engrossed in paperwork.

Man, if only this guy would fuck off, he could be enjoying lunch with his friends- The pull away from himself is stronger, this time. He concentrates on it, and then remembers how physical the summoning of clones is, requiring a motion like he’s tossing something, and he gives that a try, this time, gently lobbing nothing at a student passing by. The kid looks surprised, and then goes rigid, and he thinks maybe he’s killed someone for the first time, but then the teen straightens up, and stands, stiff, facing him, and BJ feels mentally split, between two bodies. He raises his right hand. The student mirrors the action, eyes wide, confused. He lowers it, then kicks his leg out to the side, and again, he’s copied. Not copied.. Followed? The other student is like a marionette, and his mind is the strings, or something close to that. “Possession,” he grins, wickedly, and then he pulls himself back all to one body, and the kid falls on his ass, confused, and scrambles away.

Oh, he is so going to use this new power for evil.

“BJ Deetz! I don’t see this quad getting any cleaner!” Honeywell has looked up from his paperwork to find Betelgeuse standing there, grinning to himself, and the teen responds by spinning around, and throwing nothing at the overbearing authority figure. Honeywell also goes rigid, and BJ lifts his hands, directing the VP to stand, and the hapless adult does so. “Looks clean enough to me,” he mouths, and hears that sentence come out of Honeywell’s lips. “Clean enough to eat offa!” With a swiping motion, he forces the man to knock his own hardly touched lunch to the ground, and then BJ crouches low, and the adult follows, shoving his face into what was clearly leftovers from some night’s dinner, and coming back up with a mouthful of noodles and dirt. The big man’s eyes are wide. He’s scared, confused. It’s thrilling. With a hand motion, BJ forces the breather’s face back into the mess of food and dirt, and doesn’t let him up until the muffled cries become truly panicked. Possession out in public might be a bit too noticeable, though, because there’s a gathering group of kids watching what the teacher is doing, their phones out, taking video, and he doesn’t need them connecting his own strange movements back to Honeywell’s. He makes a final hand motion, releasing the adult, and shoves his hands in his pockets, just in time for Adam and Barbara to appear as faces in the crowd. Honeywell, freed, sits up, coughing and sputtering, and looking horrified. “What the heck happened?” Adam asks, and BJ shrugs. “He started throwin’ a fit, outta no where,” he lies, but he feels the vice principal watching him, staring up from the dirt, where he’s still sat, dazed. He gives the adult a grin. “Totally fuckin’ weird.”

The rest of his lunch period is freed up, suddenly, as Honeywell goes to clean himself off in the men’s room.

This fun new ability requires further testing, but not right now, now when Adam and Barbara are around. Soon, though. Very soon. “I’m really bummed we can’t be in the library anymore. I tried to pop in to grab something this morning and the librarian chased me out.” Adam looks genuinely sad, at that, which startles BJ out of his downright vicious thoughts. “By the way,” Adam adds, “They put up the casting sheet today. Want to guess who got that dentist part?” Barbara is grinning wide. “Me?” he croaks. A few other kids tried for it.. He didn’t think he’d get picked, honestly, thought that maybe someone more likable, or more friendly, would be chosen over him, but Barbara squishes his cheeks in her hands. “You!” she cheers, and he blushes. “You’re going to be amazing! But that means,” she tells him, suddenly serious, “-that you have to actually try.” He nods, as much as he can, her hands still on either side of his face. “Effort,” he grunts. “Got it.” She leans forward and kisses the tip of his nose. He scrambles to throw his hood over his head, and cinches it closed, knowing for a fact he’s gone pink from the tips of his hair down to the roots. “BJ?” Barbara giggles, as he peers out at her from his hood. “Should I not do that?” “NO! No, no, I, uh, just.. Warn a guy, next time.”

He hadn’t thought through the logistics of this, clearly, because he can’t be scrambling away from them every time one of them kisses him, just because his stupid hair won’t behave itself. God, he’s going to have to start wearing a beanie, or something, until he can get this color thing under control. Annoyingly, his dad was right. He really hadn’t given this much thought, beyond, Adam and Barbara pretty, wanna kiss them. Now he’s got to work out the logistics of how he’s going to actually achieve that goal, without basically, for lack of a better word, outing himself. He doesn’t want to think that something like what happened with Kevin could happen again, but he hadn’t really seen that situation coming, and it had ended about as poorly as a budding romance can, with parental murder. So yeah, he’s not exactly confident he can trust them with this secret. Better to keep it to himself, play his cards close to the chest, not let them all the way in. That’s safest for all of them. Good plan, BJ, he thinks to himself, watching Barbara dust wood shavings out of Adam’s hair, a leftover byproduct of his shop class. No one gets hurt. No one has to know anything. He can keep playing human with his cute new partners for as long as they’ll let him.

Stretching before him, suddenly, he foresees a lifetime, several lifetimes actually, given the span of existence for a demon, lifetimes full of deceit and lies and partners who age without him, and it all makes him very tired, and sad. This is going to be how it is, he realizes. He’s going to pretend and mimic and do his best to fit himself into a template that he wasn’t made for, and he’s presumably going to be doing it forever, maybe until the minute the last human takes their last breath, because playing human is as close as he can get. It's easier to play pretend, throw a glamour on and act along, than to be himself and risk the pain and rejection, or the truth that maybe his worth is tied into what he can do, not who he is. It all leaves him dizzy, this sudden moment of unwanted clarity. He pushes it down, far down at it can go, to somewhere deep in his chest, and tries to come back to this moment, right now, because his boyfriend is looking at him. “You going to stay in that hood all day, shy guy?” Adam smiles, and BJ peels the hood back, and runs a hand through the mop of green mess that passes for his hair, and smiles, like he didn’t just have a mini existential crisis in the middle of a Monday afternoon. “What do you guys do for lunch when you’re not being wooed by an errant library assistant?” Betelgeuse forces an extra bit of pep that he doesn’t feel into his voice, and Barbara brightens. “You can come meet my friends!” She says, and he lets her lead him by the hand, across the quad, a corpse playing pretend at being alive, holding hands with the living.

They find Barbara’s friends at the lunch tables. He’s never sat over here, never really had reason to be over here at all, actually, because each table is always claimed by a friend group, and he’s never felt welcome enough to try and squeeze in with any of them. But he sort of has a group now, he supposes. If three can be a crowd, it can be a group. He does feel eyes on him as he’s directed on where to sit by Barbara, other kids at other tables watching him, maybe confused on how he’s ingratiated himself enough to actually have a place to sit. Barbara arranges where they sit, seemingly very intentionally, with herself between Betelgeuse and Adam, and Allison and Blair on the other side of the table, and they begin eating. The air is a little tense. He picks at his lunch, leftovers Charles packed for him. It smells amazing, but he doesn’t want to scarf it all down, not when he’s feeling watched, the way he is. And he is being watched, very intently so, by Barbara’s friends, who are apparently also Adam’s friends. Everyone but him seems to know so many other people. It’s almost insane, like, how do they keep them all straight? He’s only vaguely aware of which one of these similar white girls is Blair, because he’s spoken to her, at least once. Allison might as well be a balloon with a face painted on it. “So,” Blair puts down her fork. She’s eating a dry salad with little chunks of chicken in it, low carb, low cal. He’d be worried for her health if he gave a shit. “So,” he copies her instinctively, tilting her head the same way she does, holding his hands in front of himself in a mirror of her own movements. Barbara catches what he’s doing, and gives his arm a gentle pinch. “Is this for real?” Blair isn’t asking him, she’s looking between Adam and Barbara, who are both looking a little surprised at the sudden question. “What do you mean?” Adam asks, unsure, and Blair gestures between the three of them. “This whole.. This! When Barbara said she suddenly had two boyfriends, I had to check my calendar, make sure it wasn’t April Fool’s. And then it turns out to be you and..” Her eyes fall back on Betelgeuse. “Him. You, Adam, I get. You and Barbara together, that makes sense. But, like, BJ?” “Sure, if you’re offerin’,” he says, and Blair makes a face. Go on over to Ao3 to read the rest!! There's more waiting for your hungry eyes over there

[waitingforminjae]

wanted to say more under that post but my phone glitched out. anyway vp shippers absolutely do not deserve everything biblebuild are putting into their scenes like seriously. bible is playing vegas' genuine positive response to pete's lack of hate/violence and his desperation not to lose this first "good" response he's ever gotten in his life, but also still being the man raised in violence and fear who doesn't really know any other ways of acting that aren't violence, abuse, and dominance (not the sexy kind - make ur own posts abt that pls). and build is (as always) doing such a breath-taking job showing pete as an abuse survivor who's been revictimized and has lost all control of himself (which he had gained thru his own healing process) and has reverted back to the scared, empathetic victim that he was in order to survive, yet also his conflict within himself over his attraction to vegas (which he knows is wrong and deeply fucked up - but more on that tomorrow when it's not bedtime). and yet still showing how much control pete has - even in the midst of that breakdown he still takes his chance to escape. like they are both bringing so much to the table here when they absolutely did not have to but EYE see. i appreciate it.

[lesbian-kyoru]

Fruits Basket characters as high school/clique stereotypes go!

tohru: miss floater queen… super nice to everyone, strikes up a convo with you in the bathroom everyday, will always send you the notes you missed even if you’ve only spoken once three years ago. well-liked by everyone (notable exception is the yuki fan club), but mostly keeps to her lil friend group. kyo is her scary boyfriend, and at first no one can comprehend how she is dating mr feral jock/nerd man... but the inner circle knows that they are both Weird so it works

yuki: popular but like… does not know how he ended up in this clique because inside he is a weird little gay rat man. gets invited to all the coolest parties—spends the entire party awkwardly standing in the bathroom. breaks the internet when a viral video is posted of “prince yuki eating shit (falls off a skateboard while student kakeru manabe laughs in the background).” stoner masquerading as a prep

kyo: jock, but with the heart of a nerd. on every sports team. ball is life. but also. goes to math club three times a week and is a competitive mathlete. biggest ordeal of third year is when he has martial arts and mathlete competitions scheduled on the same day... can be seen sprinting through the tokyo streets that day, changing into his mathlete uniform as he runs. eats lunch with tohru everyday so that he can avoid choosing between eating with the jocks vs mathletes. leads a double life

shigure: so not exactly a nerd, but like a really pretentious smart kid… keeps to himself but is pretty generally well liked because. well he’s the mysterious sexy smart kid who wins like, poetry competitions and gets his picture in the school paper and is always tits out. also gets along really well with the theatre kids because he lives for the Drama and the Shit Talking. notorious for subtweeting people on main. does not subtweet akito and instead calls them out by name

akito: i feel like they would be a loner because i simply can’t see them not being absolutely aggravated by 99% of the other kids. like they hate theatre kids, hate preps, hate jocks… but also are too cool for nerds and bully them lol. i think they are reluctantly befriended by like, a stoner, a goth, and a floater. end up with a weird little friend group that they don’t hate. akito having friends and happiness in 2020 challenge

momiji: prep but more approachable than yuki. really popular because he’s a cutie as a first year, then he gets older and is gorgeous and is popular for that reason. super charismatic and mingles with various social groups really easily. honorary theatre kid In Vibes even though he was only ever in one production. also tik tok famous, so there’s that

haru: goth… but specifically a gamer goth. like looks scary, has really cool tattoos and piercings, is really unapproachable… but i feel like he also is a regular member of the school DnD club and gets really into it. he’s that dude who goes to smash bros tournaments after school and wins giant cash prizes. but like. still goth energy

rin: emo goth. eyeliner for days. could step on you and you would thank her. takes first place in the art show with really moody abstract pieces. never talks to you but then one day sings “creep” at the school talent show and is suddenly a school celebrity

uo: loner but… in vibes only because she does actually have her good friends. keeps up the mysterious loner persona tho. if you don’t know her you are scared of her. if you do know her you are probably still a little bit scared of her. oh and she’s definitely a skater girl. really hot lesbian

hana: goth/emo but like… goes too hard for the majority of the goths at the school. can hold a good conversation about mcr but then she turns it supernatural and spooky and the Weaker Goths flee the situation. dresses better than anyone at school. solidarity with rin and haru

kagura: popular pretty girl but specifically a jock popular girl. like the kind that plays volleyball and soccer and runs track and is ripped and goes ham. but then looks like a super model at every end of year sports team banquet. probably bullies you tbh

hiro: nerd but like… specifically anime kid™. like, aggressively so. president of the anime club. really intense about it. once he got control, wrote an official list of club rules and made membership more selective. there are three members. outsmarts bullies with his advanced vocabulary

kisa: vp of anime club because hiro asked her to be, but more of a floater. like tohru, she is cute and nice and universally adored even if she isn’t popular popular. also definitely teachers pet vibes! tries really hard to be good at everything. her niche is probably with more nerdy kids or other floaters because they aren’t intimidating

kakeru: okay so. primarily stoner… but also skater boy and class clown... the weirdest type of stoner. kind of can vibe with everyone similar to a floater, but it’s less in the way that he can shapeshift to fit into any group—it’s like, he is so weird that any group he interacts with is ??? but they can’t tell him to leave. crashes popular kid functions with yuki. also agreed with sophie that 2020 kakeru has eboy energy. fraternizes with the anime kids as well

machi: absolute loner but vibes with it. just minding her own business. really hard to get to know, but i feel like that honestly means that she ends up with a lot of friends in really odd places. avoids popular kids but can actually get along pretty well with almost anyone if they reach out to her first. likes fucking weird kids. the stoners adopt her

kimi: popular, cheerleader subset. but also more specifically the dance team type of cheerleader, which means she also overlaps with the theatre kids and honestly spends most of her social time with them. choreographs all the school musicals. they pick shows that have a Singular Dance Role so that kimi can shine. has to deal with fucking kyo being in a dance number when he can’t dance for shit

nao: nerd. as i’ve established before, an accounting nerd to be more specific. president of the accounting club. wears his nerd status with pride and with a superiority complex. the difference between him and kyo is that kyo is ripped as fuck so he doesn’t get shoved into lockers… nao does get shoved into lockers