#uunf

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Robert Morgan

The Last Man On Earth (1964) dir. Sydney Salkow

[lesbianoms]

(From the food baby ask)

Ooh, you wiggly and squirming in me as the start to digest sounds like a dream come true. I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off my tummy, squishing and playing with you. Even when your mush and I'm relax with your weight in my center I'll keep rubbing at you and jiggling my new pudgy gut. Might even have to sit infront of a mirror to properly admire the adorable bulge you made in me and how well you were as my meal. I'll wear a tight shirt the next day to show you off.

Mmmmm, that sounds so nice….

Uunf, that tight shirt riding up to reveal your swollen, soft belly… made heavy with what’s left of me after your warm and juicy acids have all but melted me down…

Thank you for playing with me <3 I love what I’ve done to your form. I’m so happy that I was able to dough up your middle and make it all gurgly. So noisy in there~

glut glut- gggrgg…

I really hope you enjoyed eating me! I wish I could express how grateful I am, but at this point I’ll be ☠️

[xylianasblog]

Just read your most recent jake fanfic and uunf, but also worried about you being sick, I’m hoping you and your son are doing okay and taking it easy!

Eeee hehe making me giggle like a maniac over here, but as for the being sick we’re doing okay and taking it as easy (he always has it easy he’s 3) well as well one can to be honest. Now the entire house is getting sick and I’m like bruh 😭😭

[your-thighness]

spooooiled 🥰🥰

[qeeko]

Guns of DnD I wasn’t getting anywhere with my commissions drawings so I switched gears and drew this sweaty, grease and soot covered Marco as though he’s just climbed off an airship. I figure he’s better off working on the ship, as he can use his ice magics to cool down overheating engines and put the care and attention into fixing leaks and breaks. Boi’s too volatile in a fight to man the guns lol.

[daenerys-targaryen]

woke up from my nap and feel like i got yoinked into a different dimension ng,

[five-and-dimes]

Bruuuuuh (I'm anon) I think of Dream literally every time I listen to "It Will Come Back" ("I know who I am when I'm alone/ I'm something else when I see you" and also "Don't be kind to me/ Honey, don't feed me/ I will come back" as Dream warning Hob away from him UUNF my heart)

Now I just want to make a full Dreamling playlist lol

My challenge for every Dreamling fan is to listen to "Too Far Gone" by Sir Sly and then look me in the eye and tell me it's not Dream as he walks to the New Inn

yes excellent i love it, it's perfect, thank you.

in return i offer a song for dream trapped in the bowl and/or hob saving dream -- far from home by sam tinnesz (i s2g this was written for morpheus in particular. like. it's unreal)

and on the topic of dream crawling back to the new inn -- hozier's it will come back, especially for eldritch nightmare dream in particular ("it can't be unlearned / i've known the warmth of your doorways / through the cold i'll find my way back to you")

[dongtopus]

[backread]

Uu .. Uunf

[your-thighness]

I have a HUGE ASS crush on u

YOU have a crush on lil ol' ME??

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Damn looking at overhaul shirtless gave me that vibe 👀👀👀 Like damn I'll tell him to spank me uunf 👅👅💦💦💦💦😈

Same

[salazzzle]

A little flash of the eyes in a darker room, a quick nip on the neck, and the prey has fallen into the trap

UUNF YEAH

brian walks into the office and its completely dark. hes confused for a moment until suddenly he sees a flash of arins eyes right in front of his face and feels a soft prick on his neck...

the rest.... is history B)

[emo-rejects-archive]

¥ Junjo you’re too slim! You need to eat until your bra snaps and your panties really dig into your butt

(I think you meant Junko...

Also two hundred and forty pounds ain’t that slim.)

“Ooohh...! Ummm...! Fuck! How do I do that?! That’s literally impossible to do in just one sitting! Aaaah fucking hell! I must eat!”

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“Oh... Uuurpp...,” Junko groaned, leaning back in her chair, spreads her thighs to let her stupidly bloated stomach a little breathing room. “Uunf... Damn it...! I’m not any fatter! I’m just really fucking bloated!!! AAAAAAH!”

She screamed, quickly standing up, her gut knocking into the table. She reached behind her, grabbing at her panties, pulling on them hard, giving herself a wedgie. “Ah... Fuck yes...! That’s the good shit...,” Junko moaned, feeling her pussy weten from the tight pain digging into her asshole. Suddenly, a loud snap resounded in her ears, and she felt her boobs jut out. Her bra had snapped clean off! “Maybe I am... Fatter...?”

[bitchiejin]

Me pretending like I didn’t take two months off because I my heart was rekt

[aksissssss]

when eggsy puts a screamer on their blog for all the banned ips

[mspbandj]

so I’ve been entertaining the idea of Crowley and Aziraphale getting frisky in the Bentley, which is still an A+ concept mhmm yes please, but like, just imagine for a second, theyre in the bookshop, and Azi just aggressively pins Crowley against one of his bookshelves and is like rammin this demon so hard the whole wall shakes and Aziraphale starts hesitating and getting nervous coz oh no the precious books are gonna fall and oh dear thats Not Good™ and Crowley just like “uunf”’s and pops his wings out to spread over the shelves and says “Dont worry Angle, I got it okay I got them just... just dont stop” and Aziraphale just gives him The Look™ (from the bombed church you know the one) and just loves this damn stupid considerate demon boy so much urgh  maybe Az will even bring his wings out too and just like... lays them over Crowleys and kisses his neck and oh my god I needed this show so fuckin much dear LORD