#and tonker and lofty

[substitious-bastard]

Non canon discworld things i love

Nanny has dyscalculia

Granny has dyslexia and is ace

Death is aroace

Captain carrot is autistic and aro spec

angua is bi as hell

Tiffany is aroace and autistic

Lipwig and vimes both have adhd but like at opposite ends of the spectrum

lipwig and adora are both bi

otto, sacharissa and william are all dating

Ridcully has adhd and autism

Polly/Oliver is genderfluid and pansexual (I’m not projecting I swear)

Maladict is trans and uses he/they pronouns

Everyone in the monstrous regiment is some form of fruity exept shufti who is absolutely fighting for her life as the token straight

blouse is just a confused himbo

jade such a butch

Nobby likes experimenting with his gender presentation and def has a drag persona

Rincewind has anxiety and ptsd and probably some chronic pain (I headcanon him needing a cane most of the time) his hat is also a comfort item

vetinari and sybil are besties (i will die on this hill)

Im definitely missing some but I’ll just reblog this with additions while I’m rereading the books

edit bcs people keep saying stuff is canon: you are totally right, this started as me listing hcs but sorta just became me waxing lyrical abt my favourite characters

[asparklethatisblue]

Good Borogravian girls...

The backstories of the (human) members of the Monstrous Regiment squad, and what pushed them into joining up

[justafterjericho]

Here's my discworld folder for music sheets. À la - what I did during my summer singing camp at the and of August. But hey it did wake up my artistic soul, even though not the type it was arming at xD.

[projectorthus]

Lesbians 😌

Tonker’s happy she’s just too busy staring the 4th wall down so it knows not to try any funny business.

[pourablecat]

A promo sketch! It was going to be pencil and watercolour - but I left them all in Glasgow so, scribbles instead.

So a couple of months ago I was proposing the Monstrous Regiment stageplay at Edinburgh and we didn't get a slot, but reproposing will happen next semester! Fingers crossed!

Also, un-updated promo sketches under the cut! Needless to say, they leave something to be desired...

[waxworks1992]

when the regiment is monstrous!!!

[reluctanttree]

Sir Terry Pratchett once again with the rawest descriptive writing i have seen in a long time

(I'm rereading monstrous regiment)

[annamalla]

Discworld head canon

Tonker and Lofty ran off to Ankh Morepork to work in the theatre. Lofty does pyrotechnics, Tonker choreographs stage fights and they both eat sweets and watch the world be something different.

[potato-lord-but-not]

Some men also for my men enjoyers !!!

[oftenoffler]

Lofty & Tonker 🥁

[itsnotthesam]

Monstrous Regiments DND classes for funsies

Jackrum is a battle master fighter + Oath of Conquest paladin. He’s mostly a paladin cause I think it’s really funny for when he says “upon my oath”

Polly is a bit here and there, but I think she’s a rogue-fighter, probably mastermind and battle master respectively. She needs the cunning and the charisma to get Rupert’s moving with her plans, but also just hits good

Tonker is full barbarian, beserker for sure. As Maladict says, girl has a lot of unresolved issues and she’s just gonna go batshit

Lofty is a wizard. She has every single possible fire spell and she doesn’t speak much but when she does it’s to suggest she casts a level 9 fireball on everyone

Wazzer is a devotion paladin. She vowed her oath to the duchess a longgggggg time ago and now she’s ready to fight. I could also be convinced of her being a war domain cleric tbh

Maladict I’m unsure of. Rogue-Fighter that took unarmed fighting as a feat? Idk, him being a vampire makes things hard

Igorina is a bit similar, but I think it’s funny to make her a Life Domain cleric. Just instead of magic healing, she’s just really good at modern medicine

Shufti I don’t have a great idea for considering she mostly cooks and has good character beats in the story, and that doesn’t translate to a specific class lol

Blouse thinks he has levels in champion fighter, but is fully a mastermind rogue, just less charismatic, confident and lower levelled than Polly

[aspiring-creative-person]

Oh um…. So I promised and I never posted these…. Anyway imma just leave these here 😅

I made these when I was most of the way through the book, before ever looking at the Tumblr fandom. Gotta say based on my interpretation I was shocked that ppl shipped Polly and Maladict 😂😂

Anyway hope you enjoy!!

[sphyrne]

i know we all know that monstrous regiment is good but also monstrous regiment is so good

[just-spacetrash]

how do i make you guys read monstrous regiment without spoiling the whole thing

[bumblebeau]

“They held hands tightly, as someone who has slipped over a cliff would hold hands with a rescuer, fearing that to let go would be to fall away.”

[dimity-lawn]

I like to think that Magda and Tilda went to Ankh-Morpork, and got involved with the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons.

There would be some difficulties and tension at first:

Tilda would love the sanctuary, but the Sanctuary would probably fear that she was a risk factor.

Magda would worry about Tilda's safety, and Tilda might be annoyed by Magda's concerned caution.

Magda would love the dragons, but dislike the Sanctuary's attitude towards Tilda.

But I also think that they'd figure it out in the end. Magda would be a big help at the sanctuary and understand the defensive dragons, and might be able to use that as a sort of therapy. She might even become the go-to when dragons are about to fight. She'd worry about Tilda and the fire, but calm down once she realized that at least now Tilda had armor to protect her from burns, was in a relatively fire-proofed space, and surrounded by people who were used to putting out fires. Tilda would adore the dragons and marvel at their flames. She'd probably be especially good with the slower elderly dragons, which the Sanctuary would appreciate as most people fawned over the young ones instead, and they'd appreciate having someone around who wasn't afraid of fire.

As the girls/women from the Sanctuary come and go from Sybil and Vimes's house all the time, Vimes would recognize them, but before he would have a chance to say anything, Sybil would introduce them (possibly with different names) and praise their work at the sanctuary. Vimes would be sure to keep an eye on them, but would also be happy that Sybil was happy, and pretend (to their relief) that he'd never seen them before.

Magda might even join the Watch at some point.

Somehow Sybil would find out about Tilda's desire of eating chocolate in a dark room where the world is a different place and would take them to the Ankh-Morpork Opera House one night. After that, she'd give them tickets occasionally as a secret way of giving them a date night (she would have recognized them as a couple in no time at all) by claiming that she had been planning to go with Sam, but he's too caught up at work to go or he's been working so hard lately, he really does need a restful night off, and that it would be such a shame if the tickets went to waste, so you might as well take them...

I like to think that they were safe, happy, and found people that they could trust. That every new day was a great big fish.