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as someone with a fucky gender who is trying to be more fashion confident and conscious this is massicely helpful, thank you

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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Explain yourself.

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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Sir Terry 'What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.' Pratchett

🤝

The '"A god or a crime boss or a... crime boss- god..., was there anything else?" "President." "(Oh?)" "They were also a crime boss." "I mean what president isn't tho?" Mechanisms/ Ashes O'Reilly

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Oh yeah we're definitely getting more about the relationships between gods, titans, and mortals

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as a friend said to this description of Corporal Nobby Nobbs,

"i want to be an open book that’s banned in some countries

peak gender"

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Sir Terry Pratchett once again with the rawest descriptive writing i have seen in a long time

(I'm rereading monstrous regiment)

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idk i think Mike probably does a bit of that as well, although i do like to think Mike is better at landing

Simon Fairchild is honestly such a vibe. Being an Avatar of the Vast has to be one of the most fun, if any of them are fun.

The man is just out here doing backflips out of planes and riding roller coasters, staring into the bright sky like ‘wow, what a nice sunset’, feeling free as a bird while he laughs at all the people he’s traumatizing.

Someone’s latching onto the top of a skyscraper and he’s just like ‘Sucks to suck guy, PARKOUR!” And yeets himself into the void.

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born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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a lost shade...

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i do think scones have to have the right shape tho

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

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The Lonely about to claim my goddamn bones?!

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The Lonely about to claim my goddamn bones?!

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I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND.

'No, right's right and wrong's wrong,' said Miss Flitworth. 'I was brought up to tell the difference.'

BY A CONTRABANDISTOR.

'A what?'

A MOVER OF CONTRABAND.

'There's nothing wrong with smuggling!'

I MERELY POINT OUT THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK OTHERWISE.

'They don't count!'

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