reluctanttree
reluctanttree
Living Skeleton
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Robin. Classicist. they/them | Permanently Stressed. Hostile Cuddly Person. Living Skeleton. Reluctant Tree. pfp is by @lil_crafty_crispy on instagram
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reluctanttree · 21 hours ago
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@entities-of-posts buried??
when you go to the gender clinic you can ask about being buried alive left to scream and claw at the lid of your coffin until you emerge into your real body & your real name but idk if it's covered by insurance
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reluctanttree · 2 days ago
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reluctanttree · 3 days ago
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people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task
but i cant fucking do the task
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reluctanttree · 3 days ago
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There is one particular scene in Monstrous Regiment that I love that isn't being talked about enough so I figured...maybe I should talk about it.
'Then go!', shouted Polly. 'Desert! We won't stop you, because I'm sick of your...your bullshit! But you make up your mind, right now, understand? Because when we meet the enemy I don't want to think you're there to stab me in the back!'
The words flew out before she could stop them, and there was no power in the world that could snatch them back.
Tonker went pale, and a certain life drained out of her face like water from a funnel. 'What was that you said?'
The words 'You heard me!' lined up to spring from Polly's tongue, but she hesitated. She told herself: it doesn't have to go this way. You don't have to let a pair of socks do the talking.
'Words that were stupid', she said. 'I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.'
It is such an incredibly powerful scene. I've read the book dozens of times and every time I low-key expect there to be a fight even though I know there won't be because that's how it goes, right? But Pterry is showing us, it doesn't have to. Right here, right now it's in your hands. You can choose not to. You can back down when you are wrong or even when you're right. Polly has good reason to be mad at Tonker but so does Tonker for her actions and Polly chooses not to escalate. They're in this together. Fighting amongst themselves accomplishes nothing and backing down doesn't make her weak. On the contrary, it's a strength because anger is easy. Polly isn't wrong to be angry, but there is a time and a place and she has the wisdom to recognise that this isn't it.
You're allowed to be angry! But you don't have to get swept up by it, you can choose a different path. And hell, that just goes right to the most important thing Discworld taught me. Through Vimes and Granny Weatherwax and Tiffany and occasionally even Rincewind.
Being good isn't something you are, it's something you do. It's something you have to choose to be, over and over again, every single day, every single decision. And it's hard. It's not some nebulous quality you either possess or you don't it's something you have to decide to be and work at hard at all your life but it's up to you. You can always choose to do better, to be kinder, to apologise, to say something, to not say anything, to do the right thing even when it's hard or unpleasant or inconvenient for you. Your anger isn't wrong or misplaced and sometimes being angry is the only right reaction to have, but it's a weapon too and you decide where you aim it.
You don't have to let a pair of socks do the talking.
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reluctanttree · 4 days ago
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ugh i love small gods
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reluctanttree · 4 days ago
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okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:
look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly
i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.
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reluctanttree · 4 days ago
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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through
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reluctanttree · 5 days ago
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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.
I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)
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reluctanttree · 5 days ago
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Sybil: There is my husband, Samuel Vimes.
Sybil: And is my husband’s dom, Havelock Vetinari.
Sybil: And this is my husband’s dom’s sub, Moist Von Lipwig.
Sybil: And is my husband’s dom’s sub’s wife, Adorabelle Dearheart.
Sybil: The Greater Ankh-Morpork Polycule. We’re a registered guild.
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reluctanttree · 5 days ago
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Chaos, Primordial Originator.
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reluctanttree · 5 days ago
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no way was he born on my birthday!
New Pratchett in the world! ❤❤❤
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reluctanttree · 5 days ago
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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reluctanttree · 5 days ago
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reluctanttree · 5 days ago
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best typo ive ever made i think
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reblog if you feep stupid
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reluctanttree · 6 days ago
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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
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reluctanttree · 8 days ago
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Underground is a weird place
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reluctanttree · 9 days ago
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!Admiral Mention!!
🐱🐈🐈‍⬛
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