reluctanttree
reluctanttree
Living Skeleton
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reluctanttree · 2 hours ago
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reluctanttree · 2 hours ago
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reluctanttree · 15 hours ago
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Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow
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reluctanttree · 15 hours ago
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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from
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reluctanttree · 16 hours ago
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possibly my favourite scene with Death and an excellent display of the they side of his he/they / agender vibes and the original Near Vimes Experience
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an early Near Vimes Experience for Death
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reluctanttree · 16 hours ago
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I love Igors generally in the discworld but i particularly like Igor in monstrous regiment for reasons that should be obvious if you've read it and i especially like this explanation of Igors
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bonus trans joke cause this book is 40% trans jokes by volume
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reluctanttree · 16 hours ago
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Vetinari and Ridcully, bonding:
"People do not understand the limits of tyranny," said Vetinari, as if talking to himself. "They think that because I can do what I like I can do what I like. A moment’s thought reveals, of course, that this cannot be so." "Oh, it is the same with magic," said the Archchancellor. "If you flash spells around like there’s no tomorrow, there’s a good chance that there won’t be."
-- Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals
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reluctanttree · 16 hours ago
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“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” Okay??? And I was trying so hard to be polite? Hard, isn’t it? Trying to ask prying questions at terminal velocity?
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reluctanttree · 16 hours ago
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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
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reluctanttree · 1 day ago
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Clockwork spider by Peter Szucsy (member of our group on FB)
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reluctanttree · 1 day ago
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heck yeah mort rules! its actually a friend of mines favourite discworld book
Library haul for the week. Eager to read these!
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reluctanttree · 1 day ago
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I was not expecting Umberto Eco to reference Scrooge McDuck.
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reluctanttree · 1 day ago
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which Umberto Eco book?
I was not expecting Umberto Eco to reference Scrooge McDuck.
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reluctanttree · 2 days ago
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this is 100% Siobhan and Izzy's characters in Burrows End
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reluctanttree · 2 days ago
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i mean youre right but you cant just leave this in the tags
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I bring you cursed knowledge: Night Watch is an isekai story
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reluctanttree · 2 days ago
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And Pratchett would 1000% end a book centred on those two with a Law & Order pun
So I was just thinking about those posts you get in the Discworld tag about the way belief works on the Disc and how Vetinari and/or Vimes is so integral to the way Ankh-Morpork works that they might just sort of… not ever die.
You know, the ones like ‘Vimes is going to become a god of policemen and he’s going to hate it”.
Well. What if it happens to both of them? There are two parts to the city, after all. ‘Proud Ankh’ needs taking down a peg or two (or seven) by Sam Vimes, and if anyone can terrify ‘pestilent Morpork’ into being better then it’s Havelock Vetinari. And they can drive each other mad with stealth puns for centuries, if they want.
Also, this would potentially make them literally Law And Order, and that just seems very fitting in a way that would probably annoy them both.
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reluctanttree · 2 days ago
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