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silverjurors · 7 months ago
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Hii!
So, I wanted to ask, how did Janus lose his eye in ur rewrite/what's ur hc?
(PS. Finals are killing me, send help.)
Hiiii I want you to know that I love this question and I wish you the very best of luck with the results of your final exams (I have mocks soon AAAA) because the education system is hell and I too cannot wait to escape it
Okay. So in my rewrite, Janus lost their eye when they were about 19-ish. I have already said on one of my previous headcannon dumps that they lost it preventing an assassination attempt. This is still true! But here is some elaboration on it and the aftermath that occurs :3
- Yes they lost their eye protecting Zane (Yes I am aware that I base a significant amount of their character around Zane it's the ONLY CANON THING WE KNOW ABOUT THEM OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME)
- Once again, all of this (and by this I mean trauma) is for Zane because they have exactly 3 people they care about and Zane is top of that list
- Zane wasn't actually the target of the assassination attempt (it was Vylad) but they look rlly similar in my re-write so the assassins decided that it would just be easier to try and kill both of them
- These assassins were a small group of premature Shadow Knights who were working as mercenaries that may or may not have been hired by Garte
- Vylad did in fact die (v sad rip Vylad u will be missed bestie) but Zane gets to live and was mostly unharmed because, unlike Vylad's personal Guard who saw Shadow Knights and promptly bailed, Janus has no self preservation instinct and went "OK we fight until either I die or you all die"
- So Janus then proceeded to straight up beast-mode 2 premature Shadow Knights in 1V2 combat and got a poisoned arrow to the eye for their service
- The minute the adrenaline ran out they collapsed because OW
- This did actually put them in a medically induced coma for like two weeks afterwards while they got healed
- Also this did have a slightly weird shift on their biology, like sharper teeth, that definitely has nothing to do with my eventual plan to make Janus a Shadow Knight by my S3 definitely not but that's not relevant so let's just collectively ignore it like they did when they woke up
- Janus spent a good chunk of time afterwards re-learning how to fight and use their swords because their depth perception was terrible
- He also walked into several walls and almost fell down several flights of stairs a few times
- This was the incident that gave them the idea that they can't die
- Which led to reckless behavior when they could finally re-join the battlefield, but it's totally fine because for some reason they seem a lot less affected by pain than they used to be
- Sometimes they have Visions in that eye. They are convinced these are probably PTSD nightmares (they aren't)
- Their eyes also get tired really easily after all that, because ow, so they don't read very much
- Chronic pain. Like, holy shit, so much chronic pain in that eye specifically
Uhhhh that's all I got I think, thank you for the ask I love to talk and never ever shut up <3
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hauntingrabbits · 1 month ago
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some-pers0n · 10 months ago
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
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skipppppy · 2 months ago
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This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now
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The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper
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rivetgoth · 8 months ago
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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starrysharks · 3 months ago
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ghanaian miku
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nosongunsung11 · 1 year ago
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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
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justalittlebluetiefling · 7 months ago
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nessa007 · 7 days ago
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that’s how you write a headline
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zytes · 11 months ago
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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some-pers0n · 2 months ago
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I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like
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spooksier · 11 months ago
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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"
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dat-soldier · 1 year ago
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Research
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kensatou · 7 months ago
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those!!! are!!! his!!!! tits!!! be gentle 👉👈
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