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taffy-glitch · 10 months ago

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it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

#this is me being silly but #man i hate hate hate when the solitaire app that CAME WITH MY GOD DAMN LAPTOP tries to feed me ads #at least with the sites i got adblocker. but man #jort post

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

#tiger tiger #ludovica bonnaire #remy bonnaire #jamis arlesi #This comic has been on my radar for *years* and I only recently - finally - sat down to read it. And by god is it amazing.#I don't want to spoil anything! But if you like amazing art and character writing *and* high seas adventure? READ TIGER TIGER.#If you asked my who my favourite character is I could not tell you. I truly like them all!!!#I even like the sleezeball who has less charm than a dead rat. He's *my* darling little rat man. With every disease.#A special shout out to my lad (he is the lad of all time) Jamis Arlesi.#Who - upon walking into frame makes me go 'Sir! Is your bosom too heavy? Do you need a new bra? My hands are free on Thursdays!'#And Ludo! My lass! I love her dearly! Every page made me more fond of her.#Book smart and uses it in very good ways! Naive enough to think it is all she needs! Learns a lot and stays kind through the horrors!#I could go on and on but...you...the person reading this...you *are* going to read it - aren't you?#So I'd hate to spoil you any more! Go read Tiger Tiger! Do it! For the sea sponges!#Rumour has it they are also freshly divorced. It was messy. Sea sponge needs a distraction. That could be you. Distracting that sponge.#You wont know until you click that link and start reading!

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birdy-babe · 5 months ago

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OK BUT IMAGINE BEING STOLAS

Literally a tragic Disney princess probably crying his eyeliner off and watching hella-novella literally heartbroken after what went down on the full moon-

And your phone dings

It’s a text

From Blitzo

After a huge fight

So

after freaking out

Wondering what he possibly could have said

You finally hype yourself up enough to finally check the text with desperate, final-bit-of-hopefullness anticipation

And

It’s fucking

THIS

Stolas is so much stronger than me theres nothing in the world that could have stopped me from instant portal-ing to him and killing him right then and there.

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indigonite · 1 year ago

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the most untrustworthy looking man alive vs the man with the sweetest eyes

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #halsin #halsin the druid #enver gortash #indigoniteart #gods most hated emo final fantasy kinnie old man #and a bear that turns into a bear

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vampdcon · 1 month ago

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The toxic gossip train

#art #vampdcon art #my art #tf one 2024 #tf one spoilers #probably?#sentinel prime #meme #god I hate him #I love this man #your honor please #transformers one spoilers #transformers #transformers one

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bubbarnes · 5 months ago

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“... seb is back”

#i am (s)creaming #GIVE ME ONE FUCKING CHANCE SEBAS #wanna kiss that body and that pretty face #oh god i hate that a man makes me feel this way #istg it's meowing #making this better later i guess #sebastian stan #sebastianstanedit #sebstanedit #sstanedit #fysebastianstan #gbbb

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jascurka · 1 year ago

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babygirl........

#you know how that one tumblr post goes.. i want that man in ways that would have me expelled from the kingdom of god #people who hate on his design im sorry you have no taste #hey wait now this brings back some memories of how I imagined adrien in metamorphosis it is more or less like this??? ohoohoo #miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #miraculous paris special #gabriel agreste #betterfly #sketches #ml #my art

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mueritos · 5 months ago

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happy pride to all queer children of immigrants

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#muertodraws #queer art #queer comic #lgbtq #pride #trans artist #qtpoc #trans art #transgender #transmasc #mlm #if youre a queer child of immigrants you deserve free lifelong therapy #this comic was originally going to be a “i feel like a freak” cuz im trans and people dont know what to do with me #and then it turned into like. oh god this experience is compounded by your complicted relationship to uhh well #being mexican and a child of immigrants #i was originally going to add a quote from a jose marti poem but idk i didnt want this to get too long #i think if i did that i would prolly attract the attention of latine purists and nationalists lmfaooo #i already have people who dont even believe im mexican much less a child of immigrants much less a man #the most common hate i get now is that im a confused white woman gringa who isnt latin american #besides the transphobia im just like. have you ever heard of a diaspora #anyway #hope someone enjoys this

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ravishmycapsule · 29 days ago

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executed

#artists on tumblr #postal game #postal dude #postal 1997 #tw guro #postal #god i hate this man #acually its a redraw of my old piece

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saragrosie · 3 months ago

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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways #I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr #martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous #hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth #he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm #one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in #it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane #my art #the magnus archives #tma season four #tma season 5 #tma #tma spoilers #tma fanart #tma podcast #the magnus pod #martin blackwood #jonathan sims the archivist #jonathan sims #jon sims #god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude #jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why #jonmartin #good god what is their ship name #jmart #tma jmart #jmart fanart #“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme

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scrollonso · 7 months ago

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"you aren't fernando dancing like a weirdo to funky music what are you talking abou-" uh this is literally me??

#like #thats me #hello??#hes so stupid #god i hate this old man #(im giggling)#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #aston martin #fa14 #i love him

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hustlebonezzz · 2 months ago

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My disease, my infection I am so impure

Reptile - Nine Inch Nails

#elden ring #messmer the impaler #shadow of the erdtree #oc x canon #tarnished #original character #artists on tumblr #oc #in front of my salad?#something something snake man has extreme self hatred and religious trauma #Stoli being the wonderful god hating mailman gf is here to help #RIP Messmer you would have LOVED the Downward Spiral by NIN #in other news #i think their official ship name is mailwives #also sorry if ur seeing this again i uploaded the wrong version 😭🙏#mailwives

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #madam jin #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in #and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!

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nephilimbrute · 2 months ago

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remade this and added dedf1sh

#splatoon #callie cuttlefish #marie kensaki #pearl houzuki #marina ida #shiver hohojiro #frye onaga #big man splatoon #dedf1sh #acht mizuta #squid sisters #off the hook #deep cut #pearlina #polycut #calf1sh #god i hate using so many tags

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yashley · 4 months ago

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So sad. Do you think I do not understand the sorrow of responsibility?

#critical role #cr lb #exu downfall #ygifs #she was always meant to be the raven queen the way she killed me dead #the layers of her almost losing vex to the raven queen to almost being a champion of her #to vex vehemently hating her for taking her brother from her #from the chilled animosity towards even the raven queen's followers #all of it to coexist with laura donning the porcelain mask and cloak of raven feathers #the way she just. knocks it out of the park with her intimidating presence it ROCKS LOVE IT FOR HER #being shrugged off by a planetar and then she goes I am the God of Death and he just SEIZES me TOO MAN #I am.... a child😳😔

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theballadofmars · 3 months ago

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I think that we, as a fandom, should talk more about the fact that sqq thought at one point: "Thank god lbh is not a demon who eats decaying corpses because kissing him would be a bit uncomfortable" at the beginning of VOLUME 2!! My man is not "down bad" for lbh he's straight up admiting that he would kiss him even if lbh was a cannibal he has zero chill.

#THEY HADN'T EVEN KISS AT THAY POINT!#i hate this guy so much #“oh i don't like lbh how could i?”#“but yeah i would still kiss him even after eating a human the protagonist halo bro no one can escape”#thank god this man knows how to shut up #svsss #bingqiu #scum villain self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu

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