#and this is fucking ridiculous
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Hello, followers.
In front of you is a masterpost made by my husband, it was weeks of work and organising alongside a huge effort and determination to assist Argentinian artists.
You have one button to press, if you choose to press it you can stay but if you refrain i will slowly start filling the room with gas blocking you all.
You understand that i do not need to let you stay here as this was never a space for you.
I am so proud of him and the efforts he has put in and it takes only a moment for you to spread that, this is not only for him but an entire group of artists and creatives who deserve recognition and visibility. I know you see the post, i get notes as you scroll through liking posts meant to be shared with my husband.
You have 48 hours or until i get annoyed enough.
#i need you to understand im genuinely upset#because i dont need to let you be here#over the last few weeks ive gotten to know the artists in the post itself too#and theyre all lovely and brilliant ppl#i even commissioned one myself#wild i know#paying artists#suppourting people#heres the thing im my bfs biggest fan#i will hype the hell out of him#and he is doing some rly sick art#he deserves more than to be ignored on a blog for him#fr i have seen like 3-5 of you reblog that masterpost#and i am so grateful#the other 140 of you?#do better#or get blocked <3#cause its been months#and this is fucking ridiculous#ACTUALLY YOU IGNORE HIS ART THAT I PUT ON HERE TOO ASSHOLES#ITS NOT THERE FOR HIM TO SEE HE FUCKING MADE IT#its a small ask#its almost nothing#a tax#if this is so hard for you to read then go follow the ppl i reblog from#and leave me the fuck alone
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#asexuality#ace#aro#im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work#okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening#10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl#dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(#okay this is getting ridiculous. 40k notes and still no aspec irls. where the FUCK are you all
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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle Stan#the pines twins#tw stan#genuially was hard drawing that last panel cause it kept freaking me out#ptsd guy meme#No ford did not jork it he’s just a nerd who gets nerd magazines#based off those pop teen magazines from the 2000s#sea grunkles#yeah this joke has been beat to death but idc#comic practice#I fucked up which hand was holding the box oops#uhhh ignore that#trigonometry is a ridiculously hard word to fit onto anything#‘that’s not a right angle’ YOUR MOMS NOT A RIGHT ANGLE#it was in fact NOT right for him#get it
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Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"
#linguistics#gen z slang#english#as people in the reblog pointed out!#most gen z slang comes from (or was appropriated from) aave#honestly I was just excited to talk about how people in my field actually get excited about non standard uses of English#instead of ridiculing speakers#and I tagged incorrectly and didn’t point out the very real issues of language and power and appropriation inherent in modern slang#in that much of it was appropriated#and even that which experiences language change in the wider culture still originated in aave#aave is just as linguistically valid as any other English dialect because it is a proper language#and the grammar is incredible!!!#habitual be is fantastic and an excellent example of how a richer case system or a certain case can render an adverb unnecessary#and the phonology is just beautiful#anyway I’m very sorry#I fucked up
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hey, you guys wanna see something completely fucked up?
why the FUCK do these match so well. i didnt edit SHIT.
#SERIOUSLY#HOW#WHY#ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT ITS SO MATCHED#THERE ARE LIKE 10+ THINGS THAT MATCH#RIDICULOUS#Mob Psycho 100
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Somebody rescue Tim. He's seen too much.
You do NOT have permission to repost my art.
Meme reference under cut:
#dreamer doodles#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake#robin#robin iii#red robin#so fucking jazzed i finally finished this old af WIP#still trying to figure out how to draw tim and bruce#i live for that one fanon bit#where tim has a habit of making increasingly ridiculous#powerpoint presentations that the batfam#are forced to sit down and listen to
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If I knew how to draw it would be over for you hoes <- is an artist
#shitpost#artist shitpost#I want to draw chorus of dragons fanart SO BAD but I have a vision beyond my skill level…#FUCK#I have to TRY#and LEARN#and PUT IN EFFORT#ugh#ridiculous
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Dead on main au where
1. Danny wears a 1/2 face mask as a ghost to make sure his parents don’t find out who he is
2. The decision to start wearing the mask was a spontaneous thing that happened at school and he stole the mask from his high school’s theater department
3. Danny moves to Gotham as soon as he turns 18 on a scholarship but it doesn’t include dorm fees.
4. Danny hides out in an abandoned theater (the attic is surprisingly well insulated!!!!) and spends most of his time there as a ghost because he can’t anywhere else in Gotham.
5. An injured Red hood limps his way into one of his favorite old hideouts (the theater obviously), and promptly passes out from blood loss with the hazy image of a masked glowing spector as the last thing he sees.
6. He wakes up enough to hear soft reassurances of safety and feel cool hands carry him with no noticeable strain.
7. Jason comes to in a giant nest of blankets with his wound neatly stitched up, a killer headache, and a sticky note wishing him well/ promising the writer didn’t leak under the helmet (a fact Jason is well aware of considering his head is very much unexploded)
8. Jason tries to leave but he passes out again and is honestly too tired to try again when he comes back around. So he just…falls asleep.
9. Jason wakes up again to warm food on an old silver tray and an empty room, not knowing Danny is watching him from the corner to make sure he doesn’t fall again. Not that Danny wouldn’t catch him again, but he’d prefer it didn’t happen at all.
In short, Danny plays elusive nurse to the dangerous red hood while Jason sees a literal ghost that lives in an abandoned theater wearing a phantom of the opera mask and decides he’s found a keeper. Clearly he appreciates the drama.
#i wanna say Jason’s disappointed when Danny is actually ridiculously attractive#but he’s just turned on tbh#like his ghost bf has glowing green fucking freckles#it’s adorable#and hot#very very hot#dead on main#jason todd x danny fenton#danny fenton x jason todd#dc x dp#dpxdc
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silly comic idea I've been chipping away at :) welcome tomy shadowheart poly shipping propaganda show
#this is canon in my game. just so u know#anyways this was a fun thing to work on in breaks between coms bc i allowed myself to be much messier#and looser with lines than usual#shadowheart#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#bg3 tav#karlach#shadowlach#shadowtav#yes she was pretending to have a sprained ankle. btw#also karlach armour is so fucking ridiculous. girl how do u put that on#i also had fun with the silly panelling on the first page. what can i say i just stay silly...#ren#art#fanart
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so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.
and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.
...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.
see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.
while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.
especially if the president of the united states is on board.
yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.
and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."
but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.
...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.
not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.
yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.
but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire
#kai rambles#so like#i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like#i dont really care for warships#i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them#apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod#or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter#like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED#but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water#william d porter#uss william d porter#ww2#world war 2#world war ii#warships#again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny#uss iowa#fdr#franklin d. roosevelt#this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck#shipposting
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gotta be honest and say it's insane to me that a bunch of people 'misremembered' nelson mandela dying in prison in the 80s even though he lived to become the president of south africa in the 90s and instead of thinking 'wow, i really should learn a bit more about international politics outside of north america and europe because not knowing such a basic fact like this about one of the most influential political figures of all time is kind of embarrassing', they became convinced that this was proof that parallel realities exist and they were having memories of an universe where mandela died in prison somehow. that's presumptuous on a level i can barely conceive of
#the term is mostly used to talk about false memories nowadays but still. it's just so ridiculous to me#like i'd say there's a small difference in importance between the berenstain bears being spelled with an a#and fucking nelson mandela dying in in the 80s during the apartheid. like just maybe
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Because what I just witnessed was INSANE and I have seen no one treat it as such, can we take a fucking moment to bask in the fact that Gorgug essentially 1v1ed that purple worm without ever going down or getting swallowed like ??? Zac Oyama what kind of dice ritual did you pull before this fight
#that was a truly ridiculous amount of crits what the FUCK#gorgug thistlespring#fantasy high#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high spoilers#fantasy high junior year spoilers#Zac oyama
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playing fo4. i like danse becuse he looks funny
#fallout#fallout 4#fo4#paladin danse#fucked up off that ridiculously simplified power armor#dont ask me about my fo4 opinions i will complain at you for hours#symphonart
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whatever dumb fuck at apple decided that their products only needed a shelf life of 3 years is a punk ass bitch id like to meet one day
#like I get it for the AirPods#maybe even for the phones#but fucking LAPTOPS??#COMPUTERS??#those are long term fucking investments#are you KIDDING? dead after 4 years??!#nah. no fucking way.#things like cars and televisions and computers and printers NEED to be long term#because replacing them often is fucking ridiculous#and this is fucking ridiculous
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thanatos
#neon genesis evangelion#evangelion#eva 01#despite her being so ridiculously iconic i have not seen enough talk about her character in general. yui is cool as fuck!!!!!!#I'd draw her way more often if her head wasn't so annoying to draw >_>; I have to use a 3D ref every time
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"time to put the screen away"
"lights out evan"
"you already had your five more minutes"
OKAY DADDY
#my brain during that entire scene: DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY#look ok. i love daddy kink in the sexy way. like so fucking much. but non-sexual daddy kink makes me go so fucking FERAL it's ridiculous#911#911 abc#bucktommy#tommy kinard#it speaks
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