#and this is a mess

[rb19]

since pre 2021 interlagos race ive been meaning to write about max's past performances here. it aint about just the 2016 race. but i just couldn't finish the post.

max fans always talk about austria, spa, zandvoort, cota, etc. and ofc he is absolutely phenomenal in those, but i was always sure there was something ELSE about his interlagos performances. the track he always delivered. bc not ONCE he was outqualified by a teammate here, not once. not once he was outraced by a teammate here.

his rookie performance in 2015 was the highlight of the race bc of his aggressive overtakes. brundle's line when he overtook perez was "and that is why Max Verstappen will become world champion in Formula 1"

2016 no words.. 2017 he couldn't get close to the ferraris or mercs but still finished p5.

brazil 2018 was the moment i decided to start following the sport because local news showed he pushed ocon after the race 😭😭 i tried to understand what happened in the race and i was like i need to defend this man. he was in his rights. he did nothing wrong. that win was his!!! starting from p5! it was his.

that 2019 pole and win. one of his best weekends. 2021 he did what he could fighting against the merc rocketship and lewis put on a great performance. since then he was always been the villain to the brazilian crowd, he made a special helmet that weekend and all he got in return was boos. brazilian media that year was fucking awful to him.

IN 2022 I FINALLY WENT TO THE RACE sure i was gonna watch max win, just for rbr to fuck the setup, incident with lewis ruined his race, loved the controversy over not handing the place to checo 🤭 2023.. lando was fast but not fast enough to threat max in his BEST TRACK.

AND 2024. ANOTHER WET RACE. ANOTHER MASTERCLASS. context is always so important, after all the mexico talk and the bad luck in qualifying, he hadn't won since i dont even know when!!!!

he made his name in 2016. he showed his talent. no one from his generation has delivered a wet performance even close to that one yet and he was only 19!!!!!!!!! today he made sure that the new audience know who they are dealing with

[adobe-outdesign]

the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution

like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza

[broadwayfangirl222]

Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original

[chongoblog]

So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[enviousmoons]

I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!

Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[otto-doctavius]

domesticated animal

[dilfslayer1080p]

"he died for our wins" - 2024, LIDL Oil paint on LIDL canvas

[isjasz]

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

[thorinds]

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

[cinnamon-coffees]

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

[theamazincactus]

These guys...

Bonus:

[fineapple20]

Portraits

Retouched this set from last year, because it was haunting me laying there 80% finished