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hermitcraft percy jackson au things....
because i really need to eat this au/j
NOW A CERTAIN PIRATE IS BEING INTRODUCED!!!! YEAHHHH!!
Also some information about grian :D
And a pose i tried to do (grian moment)
#hermitblr#hermitcraft fanart#grian#traffic life series#alternate universe#hermitcraft#grian mc#grian fanart#kuervo#krowfang#krowfang fanart#goodtimeswithscar#silly goobers !!!!!!!#sillyposting#mini comic#pirates smp#legs smp#pirates#pjoxhermitcraft au#grian has head wings!#and they're used as weapons!#bestie can have whatever he wants ❤️
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Neat how both Cody and Obi-Wan are absolute bruisers when push comes to shove. Something about being composed and professional while also having a talent for inflicting blunt force trauma. Rocking up to the Star War with nothing but your fists and winning (most of the time)
#hardeen!obi-wan dogwalking anakin who has a whole ass lightsaber and all the rage of the chosen one#without using any weapons or the force#and cody the droid crumpler <333#they're so fun when they are tired of being nice. when they just go ape shitt#wish they'd had a scene like that together. i could die happy#commander cody#obi wan
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wish these guys had more moments together,,, maybe even a little kiss,,, it'd be so cool
#i ship these two so hard but i honestly cant remember why. i think it was the one cooking scene. it felt so domestic to me#riker making eggs that taste nasty to everyone except worf who is enjoying them like they're the best thing ever made. i love them#worfriker#worf#will riker#tng#the next generation#star trek#star trek fanart#fanart#art#and YES i gave worf a lion tail. he deserves it#i like to think klingons would add spikes and stuff to their tails if they had them. useful little weapons
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Danny arrives in the DC universe and, for one reason or another, decides to help fight some bad guys. But he doesn't do it as Phantom or Fenton, oh no. He doesn't want either of his identities to get mixed up in all this nonsense and get traced back to him. So what does he do?
Crappy cosplay.
He's in Metropolis and Superman needs a little help? He's showing up in a blue tee with a paper superman symbol visibly tapped on the front. He's wearing blue jeans with red boxers over them. He's wearing a cheap mask of Supe's face that was clearly bought from the dollar store.
He's in Gotham? His cape and cowl is a curtain duck-taped into a barely passable hood with paper for the mask and toilet paper rolls for the ears.
Wonder woman? It's some kind of swim suit, put over his clothes mind you, and he has a wig that is clearly made of a mop.
He's showing up in bootleg merchandise, clothes that are the wrong color, accents that are made of paper and visibly taped on, armor that is made of cardboard and tinfoil, literal undergarments on the outside of his clothes, symbols put backwards or upside-down, costumes that generally look like he put them together in five minutes.
At some point, it becomes some sort of game amongst the Justice League to see who the cosplayer will dress up as next. They have a betting pool to see who's the next one to be cosplayed.
#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#danny phantom#as a joke he tries to stay on theme when cosplaying someone#as in he'll only use powers that he can reasonably say belong to that hero#if they use weapons he'll bring those weapons#but they're actual weapons#at some point everyone believes this kid is a meta whose power is the ability to gain a person's powers by dressing up as them#at some point all the League is fighting against someone so Danny duplicates himself so he can be there as everyone#that changes the theory to there being multiple cosplayers
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can’t talk about it
[ID: Black and white comic of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. The comic starts with the sounds "thud, thud, click". Vash, mid-action of peeling an apple, turns to the sound, noticing who it was that entered, and says, "Oh, Wolfwood, you're back." He resumes back to his apple in the next panel as he speaks, "Where'd you go? You snuck out of bed quickly this morning..." Wolfwood's hand then enters the panel, hovering over Vash's cheek and Vash looks up as Wolfwood asks, "Can I?" Vash responds, "Not going to talk about it?" while using a hand to gently hold Wolfwood's hovering hand and presses a kiss to his inner palm.
Vash then gets up fully, setting down the knife down on the table and the apple onto a plate, He leans into Wolfwood as Wolfwood explains, "Had to meet someone. Nothing interesting to talk about." Vash kisses Wolfwood's left cheek and a hand moves to cup his other cheek while muttering, "You're being vague." Wolfwood says neutrally, "If yer really that curious, keep askin'. We can talk about that instead of doing this." Vash leans back and responds, "Let's talk after, since... You look so tired."
The panel pans to a close up of Wolfwood's downcast eyes, bags heavy underneath his eyes. He doesn't allow Vash to sit in that moment for long though, then saying, "Yer not helping, Spikey. Being all slow with it... I could fall asleep right now." He moves his hand to start unclasping Vash's coat, starting from his collar. Vash with red cheeks, responds briskly, "Oh, shut up. I'm worried about you. I can't be worried?"
The final shot shows Wolfwood's back to the viewer while Vash's softened expression can be seen as he holds gently onto the side of Wolfwood's face and a hand firm on his waist. Wolfwood responds, "I'm fine, seriously," pausing for a moment before continuing, "Is it okay to still..?" Vash responds, "Yeah, it's okay."
The next image is a shot from later that night after the previous comic. Vash and Wolfwood are now in bed, half naked. Wolfwood's buries his face into Vash's chest, his arms wrapped around him, while Vash is petting at his hair. Vash reminds him, "Hey. You said we'd talk about it." Wolfwood pauses for a moment before piping up, "In the morning? I'm sleepy." Vash says, "Okay..."
The next two pages start from the morning after. Wolfwood is already fully awake, pulling on his outer jacket as he says to Vash, whos' still bundled in his blankets, "Breakfast is on the table. Make sure to eat it. I'm going to grab some things in town and then we're leavin'. Got it?" Vash says, "Mh." Wolfwood responds, "Good. See ya in a bit." The dialogue starts to shift into Vash's inner thoughts now, as he gets up and eats toast, thinking, "Wait. Weren't we supposed to... talk about it?" The next shot then shows him fully up, meeting Wolfwood in town. He carries a half worried expression with him while Wolfwood slides on his glasses for him. A quick panel shows Wolfwood's tired expression from the night before and quickly juxtaposes with Wolfwood in front of him who's smiling gently, the shades covering his eye bags. Wolfwood asks him, "Still not awake yet?" Vash pauses, his thoughts stirring, thinking, "Oh. I guess I was getting ahead of myself... thinking you owe me that kind of honesty." He smiles at Wolfwood and responds, "I'm awake!" His thoughts continue, "Maybe one day, you'd trust me enough to share your burdens."
The final image shows Wolfwood pulling at Vash's cheek and Vash complains, "Owwwww why..." Wolfwood quickly says, "You were thinking something stupid, right? It's all over yer face." Vash mutters, "Nooo, I wasn't..." END ID]
#vashwood#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#Theyre both thoroughly exhausted tired individuals -- vash having to fight this lonely battle for over a hundred years and getting dragged#back into inevitable situation with knives after a 2 years hiatus of being a gunslinger. they both need so much Rest and comfort in this#department... .SIGHS. BUT I JUST THINK ABOUT WOLFWOOD . AND HOW... LITTLE He has existed on no man's land. how majority of his years being#alive is being used as a weapon and to kill when him at his very core is the most giving and selfless individual ever#badlands rumble inspired me a bit but i do think wolfwood gets dragged into occasional tasks from the eye of michael while on his duty of#guiding vash -- or i think that one chapter where we got to see other members of eom -- there's like a clear division within the eom too#i think.... so i figured similarly to vash but not to the same amount -- there are people that look for wolfwood too. but most of the time#it's probably wolfwood that has to look for someone else and take them out. i feel like it happens ever so occasionally.#evidentially these two don't talk enough canonically but they always know how to express things properly to affirm that they're okay#they have the worst time ever sharing burdens - can't willingly burden the other and has neeever asked for help or reprieve in their#desperate situations... vw is a huge case of right person wrong time syndrome so they just. in the time they get to spend together -- even#if romantically - they don't have enough time to heal to get over that kind of hurdle. They've just never asked for help in all the years#they've been alive -- they don't even know how to and its just aughhhsgskg#and well! they don't even need to ask! because they'll be there for each other anyway at the end of the day -- company and presence alone.#ruporas art
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Has anyone in your fanfiction ever heard of Star Wars?
The Karakura kids are DEVASTATED when they hold a watch party for their friends from Soul Society that they're all familiar enough with the tropes of generational fuckup sagas that ALL of them guess that Darth Vader is Luke's father like 30 seconds after Luke appears on screen.
Unohana is very intrigued by lightsabers. A Blade that cauterizes as it cuts would make certain aspects of surgery much less difficult and easier to recover from.
"It'd also make fights last longer if ya didn't have to worry about blood loss!" Zaraki pipes up, a terrible joy in his eyes.
"...It would." Unohana realizes, a similar violent euphoria mirrored in her expression.
"I dunno what the fuck is going on over there, but it needs to stop." Keigo growls.
"Yeah uh, you know what we should see next? Starship Troopers. It'll be Educational!" Ichigo says, hastily changing out the VHS tapes because it's 2001 there and Ichigo's household is woefully behind the times, despite Mizuiro's best efforts.
#aeiwam#an elephant is warm and mushy#bleach#bleach fanfic#Do NOT give any Kenpachi laser weapons they're already half-mad with power they don't need anything that could be used to PROLONG combat
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Okay but why did Jaskier have two spoons in the prison in season two? Did the prison meal just... come with two spoons? Did he barter with a guard for a second one? Has he been there long enough to have multiple meals with multiple spoons??
#jaskier#the witcher#joey batey#whoreson prison blues#i don't know why i never questioned this#like. they're metal spoons! they're not particularly easy to replace!#they could in theory be sharpened to use as a weapon or smth!#if they were from two different meals than why is there only one plate visible? why would they take away the plate but not the spoon??#maybe he just refused to give them back the spoon and they were too annoyed to fight him about it lol#skdjfl or maybe he bartered it from an inmate being released#who thought he would somehow use it to escape#but jask just wanted an instrument#wren talks
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one thing about cassandra cain is that you Know she's susceptible to every deez nuts joke ever. she can tell from someone's body language there's a punch line coming but she has no idea what it is. shes hanging out with kon and he's like btw have you ever tried sugondese? and she's like . sugondese? and kon goes SUGONDESE NUTS LMAOOO GOTTEM and cass just stares at him for a minute and then honest to god loses her shit
#rimi talks#this is a silly post but i do also think one fundamental tenet of why kon and cass friendship is so meaningful for them both is like#she likes it when he talks to her. he makes her laugh.#she was a living weapon and then she was alone. she isn't used to anyone just wanting to make her laugh.#and he was a living weapon who's always been told to stop expressing himself and being a person. and she likes when he talks.#they're good for each other :)#koncass#kon#cass
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Gardening pals
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#hoshi no kirby#taranza#Galacta Knight#last year I had it revealed to me in a dream that Galacta would enjoy gardening#it made so much sense back then#it doesn't make sense now but i don't make the rules#i think Taranza could show Galacta how to interact with fragile things without you know killing them#Galacta has been destructive for so long they have been used as a weapon for as long as they remember#and then being free and discovering they are capable of gentleness???#the best i think#i started rendering this yesterday i spent like 4 hours on it until i realized i hate rendering so gray it is#please forgive me rendering gods I'm just no good#morpho butterflies surround Galacta in the garden if it wasn't clear#i know some people see them and freak out for obvious reasons but they're kind to Galacta and Galacta is still grateful to them#do you like galacta's cap it took me so long to figure out out how to get it on their head#i don't know anything about gardening so i just made Taranza hold any gardening tool I could think of#he has too many hands in my opinion i don't know what to do with them
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given that Draxum had an entire gigantic room full of weapons in canon, i lowkey feel like he would at least own a sword cane
#bambi's rambling#rottmnt#rottmnt baron draxum#of course using it is a different story because they're pretty impractical but like#when do we ever see this man fight with weapons#almost never. and yet his house has an entire room of them#(i know his house kinda blew up in canon but shhhhh i'm ignoring that lol)#i think its safe to guess that he just collects them#or maybe he gets a lot of weapons as gifts for some reason idk#but yeah even if he never uses it i feel like he would have a sword cane lying around somewhere
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How many 2003 Donatellos would you like with that order?
I'd say this is probably only about... 70% of his model sheets for the entire series? Among those I didn't include were his various "turtle tot" designs and the ones for his weapons/gadgets.
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2k3#tmnt 2003 spoilers#tmnt donatello#concept art#The fact that so many of the 2003 model sheets are floating around online is so helpful as a fanartist holy moly#Not just for the characters either but the weapons and vehicles and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#If it's requested enough I'll go ahead and upload the model sheets for the other three turtles as well#I just think they're incredibly useful resources to have handy if you wanna draw them#Especially if there's a specific outfit you have in mind
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daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#khr text post#miura haru#the fandom confessions blog reblogged a confession about the girls and how it's kind of a shame they're always given more depths through#the badass/girlboss who now knows how to use weapons route#and it made think of haru because like. of all the khr girls imo she's the one that route actually makes sense#both narratively and character wise#like if her characterization stayed the same post daily life arc and she was given decent focus and room within the story#post future arc or somewhere along i could have totally seen that happen and would have bought it no questions asked#like look me in the eye and tell me she wouldn't have gone 'so you're telling me you're dealing with the honest to god mafia?#okay so when do /i/ get a gun too so i can handle myself and give you guys a hand??'#i mean. she literally slapped then punched tsuna upon their first meeting because how dare he corrupt innocent children#and then challenged him through a duel wearing armor because how dare he not see the wrong of his ways#then tsuna saved her and she was /immediately/ like 'oh you're KIND and care about the people around you? okay nevermind i'll just become#the future vongola decimo's wife'#also she was literally right there when they attacked the tomaso's headquarters#and was also there to witness tsuna's 'first kill' and was like 'it's okay tsuna. i'll wait for you to come out of prison' lmao#she's so unhinged#she's so funny#she's ready to throw hands at all times no questions asked#amano free my girl she can do everything the boys are allowed to do too 😔
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I see where the 'dragons are nukes' people are coming from in terms of the total devastation dragons are capable of in battle and in the hands of those that want to use them in such a way.
However, dragons are clearly meant to symbolize more than just their raw power in wartime. dragons are fire made flesh, dragons are Summer, dragons are flight and freedom, dragons are playful and warm, dragons are life in defiance of winter. dragons are the strength needed to break chains, topple corruption, and burn evil itself. dragons are flaming swords and lightbringers. dragons are loyalty and protectiveness. dragons are passion and mystery and magic.
dragons are the opposite end of the magical spectrum to the others.
and dragons are, above all else, lizard cats that like to bask in the sun and get scratches on the underside of their chins.
#seeing people on here say stuff like 'dragons are terrible and terrifying' like friend it's a fantasy story#learn to enjoy the fantasy in the fantasy story whydontcha#'dragons are nukes' just seems reductive and ignores a lot of we're reading in these books#did yall not read about how viserion likes to cuddle his mom?? how rhaegal liked to ride on dany's shoulders???#'but dragons can be weaponized!!' euron greyjoy is about to show us that winter can be weaponized too#i think lol maybe not#who tf know really the whole point is that Open your minds to the obvious symbolism surrounding the dragons!! they're not nukes!! lmao#asoiaf#house targaryen#mine
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nico and the niners | the outside | paladin strait
#something something 'we’ll win but not everyone will get out' something something 'it’s a tribute to zombies of which i’ve become'#something something 'we get bodies every day' something something 'they're trying hard to weaponize you and i' something something#AND 'could it be true that some could be tempted to use this mistake as a form of aggression? a form of succession? a form of a weapon?'#the IMPLICATIONS#i'm inconsolable#twenty one pilots#twenty øne piløts#tøp
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After seeing the end of DA: Absolution…
Varric: hey Aveline you’re back from your patrol early
Aveline: Meredith’s haunted
Varric: what?
Aveline: *Grabbing Varric’s strongest flask of alcohol from his stash and heading back out the door* Meredith’s haunted
#this would be a great excuse for us to go back to kirkwall in veilguard so heres hoping#typically this meme involves loading a gun or gun equivalent and Bianca's right there but no one else touches Bianca yk?#I considered Aveline grabbing her armor/weapons but she's Aveline and this is Kirkwall so they're practically glued to her at all times lol#da2#da absolution#meredith stannard#aveline vallen#varric tethras#dragon age#dragon age 2#da absolution spoilers
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Do you think that people who invent things with very destructive consequences are blinded to the downsides of it more by money or more by scientific curiosity?
I think the downsides are not always immediately obvious. Coal-fired electricity looks a lot more attractive in 1882 when there's literally only one such power plant and the global population is like 18% its present value. TNT was invented as a yellow dye, and it's so stable its usefulness as an explosive wasn't discovered until thirty years later.
We have this collective mental image, promoted by simplifications of historical narratives, that the inventor is a lone genius who through his labor produces an artifact and all its consequences in a single moment in time, and without which the thing would never be invented. Pretty much every point in that narrative is wrong. New technologies are the culmination of many different discoveries; there are enough very smart people working at the cutting edge of these fields that if one of them did not discover the principles behind these inventions, another almost certainly would sooner or later; and the exact applications of new technologies, nevermind how they will change society when those applications are utilized, often take years or decades to discover.
Now, I think there is an extent to which, as a working scientists, you can reasonably be held to account for the work you do. If you work at the Acme National Horrible Death By Chemical Weapons Laboratory, and invent a new, horrible chemical weapon, you do not get to go "oh no!" in shock when somebody dies to your horrible chemical weapon. And sometimes scientists do have a pretty good idea of how their technology will be used--the Haber Process was originally invented to manufacture fertilizers, but its application to the manufacturing of explosives was pretty clear to Fritz Haber, and he joined the German effort to develop deadlier chemical weapons pretty enthusiastically.
Men like Haber seem historically to be motivated not by intrinsic greed, but by the things which motivate us all: the desire to provide for their loved ones, the approval of their peers and the respect of their colleagues, and their status in society. The problem with respect to scientists who know damn well what they're doing isn't that everybody working at the Acme National Horrible Death By Chemical Weapons Laboratory is greedy and the job pays too much; the problem is that society, by and large, respects you and looks up to you and fetes you at public events and talks about what a patriot and a community leader you are if you do really well at inventing new, horrible chemical weapons.
#i knew a guy in university who said he would have no problem working for weapons r&d#because it's not the designers of the weapons who decide how they're used#and there was a valid point there:#shaking your finger at fritz haber only absolves the german general staff of the decision to use the weapon#or the kaiser of the decision to wage war#of all the people involved in the chain of events leading to chlorine gas in the trenches of the western front#fritz haber was probably the most generic#in the sense that if you went back in time and killed him in 1915 probably nothing significant would change#i think it's a little too pat to say the person designing the horrible chemical weapon has *no* responsibility#i certainly would find the idea of trying to figure out new ways to kill people extremely morally unpleasant#but without the military and political will to use those weapons#they just sit on shelves until they stop working
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