#and they say 'oh well people dont care about this'

[mossterunderthebed]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

OH MY GOSH GOYUU TIME

(bc my secret superpower is that i can in fact make anything goyuu hohoho)

WHO IS IT?? WHOS THE IDIOT THAT TRIED TO POISON GOJO AND GOT YUUJI INSTEAD??? *GAAAASPS* NAOYA ITS NAOYA

HES A MYSOGINISTIC LIL BIRCHNUGGET WITH A SUPERIORITY/INFERIORITY COMPLEX

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST WANT HIM TO HAVE HAD HIS BALLS CUT OFF IN SERVICE TO THE EMPEROR (and the emperor is GOJO)

(Hes SO bitter abt it) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHERES THAT ONE QUOTE THE 'THEYLL BUURY U THREE FEET DEEP BC UVE ONLY EVER BEEN HALF A MAN' ONE I SAW IT ONCE WHERE IS ITTTTTT

OUOUOUUUUUUUUGH EGG IM GETTING IDEAS ABOUT THE EMPOROR/JESTER AUUUUUUUUUUUU AGAIN

SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SOUNDING BOARD I NEED TO BASH MY FACE AGAINST THIS UNTIL I BLEED SOMETHING ONTO A PAGE

plot bunny number 109283679381

*passes out before managing to get off the stage*

please excuse i am moderately to severely insane today we dont need to talk abt it

what if naoya wasnt always a eunich he was forced to become one as punishment and to learn humility after inciting rebellion among his clan

and gojo knew the thing that would KILL him without granting him the mercy of death and dealing with the political backlash from the Zen'in

so he grants him the HONOUR of being one of the closest and most trusted attendants to the crown FORK FORK FORK IM FREAKING GENIUS and makes him a eunuch

OUGHHHH

and THEN naoya plots revenge quieter and smarter this time bc his entire mentality has collapsed and hes not really as stable as he once was (which like. he wasnt in the first place) and so then YUUJI comes along and earns the emperor's favour (LOTS of favour) and decides to USE HIM and gojos fondness for him to get to gojo

and tries to poison gojo with some sweets or smthg and gojo ends up feeding them to yuuji first as a treat and then yuujis smile slowly fades and he looked horrified and scared and knocks the box away and tries to say 'gojo-sama theyre pois-' and then he falls

and gojo roars for medics and has to cradle yuujis body as he shakes and heaves and sweats and gojos terrified and furious in front of his WHOLE court and has naoya put in chains and nearly kills him but decides to let yuuji decide when he wakes up HE WILL WAKE UP and then stays by yuuji the whole time hes unconcious

and then when yuuji is finally confirmed to be okay he lets him choose what to do with naoya and yuuji doesnt want to hurt him at first but he thinks of how naoya tried to hurt gojo used HIM to hurt gojo and hes so furious and gramps didnt raise a fool he might not be well-versed in politics but hes not a true idiot either he just sells it for the bit (its literally his job bro fork off) and he knows a message has to be sent and he knows this CANT happen again (truthfully he knows it WILL and THATS why he needs to do this)

and so he asks to be naoyas executioner himself

bc this is HIS decision and burden and he needs to remember it; that this is gojos court and it doesnt love him no matter how Yuuji DOES- oh. he does. he loves gojo. oh no. oh no no no he CANT that the EMPEROR he CANT be in love with the EMPEROR oh gosh he IS isnt he hes SO in love with the emperor

but who wouldnt?? gojo-sama's so sweet and funny and protective and gentle and he cares so much about his people and he can be scary as all get-out but yuujis never once felt afraid with him

and he feeds yuuji sweets from his own hand and lets yuuji sit on his lap and smiles when he fumbles and laughs at his jokes even though yuuji KNOWS hes not really that funny

and he gave yuuji a chance and got him OUT from under the laugh-master's thumb (idk what jester training looks like but yuuji did not have fun there in this au) and because of him he got to meet nobara and megumi and so many people who CARE and nanami and shoko are so loyal to him and theyre GOOD yuuji knows people like hes never known anything else and he might not be the sharpest but his gut is never wrong and gojo makes him light as air and makes his stomach bubble like champagne but most of all

he makes yuuji feel SAFE and yuuji loves loves loves to make him happy and wants to spend his whole life dedicating himself to that endeavor.

and he worries what if he does something stupid what if he lets someone know what if he gets SENT AWAY?? so he draws back and gojos so confused and devestated and thinks maybe yuuji doesnt want to stay anymore after being poisoned and it breaks his heart but he does maybe the most selfless thing hes ever done and teel yuuji that if yuuji wants he'll arrange for him to go wherever he likes and he wont make him stay

and yuuji is horrified and devestated and just shouts 'please dont send me away' and he apologieses and says he wont let anyone else know he loves gojo he wont act out or up or above his station he'll behave and stay within his lines he promises only please please please dont send him away he doesnt want to go away from gojo-sama PLEASE-

and gojos just standing there like hes been whalloped over the head and then seconds tick by and hes like. wait. u love me?

and the blood drains from yuujis face but he nods and gojo looks at him like he hung the stars in the sky and yuuji just says this one small miserable 'im sorry'

and gojo realizes hes upset and he goes nonono i love you too i love you yuuji dont you know i LOVE you and scoops him up into his arms and spins him around and around and kisses him all over his face and yuujis like 'u love me' and gojo just nods vigorously

and yuuji hold onto him so so tight. and gojo takes him to his rooms and holds him right back and promises he wont let anyone hurt yuuji again and theyll never be separated and he'll never send yuuji away and yuuji sobs because finally FINALLY for the first time since his gramps dies he has a home again and its here, with gojo.

OUGH!

and then Happy Ending Things YAY!!!!

fucking stop using eunuch it's not a joke word it a fucking slur you disgusting troglodyte

you gotta let go of the past. im not letting you back into my court. you tried to poison me and you ended up killing my favorite fool. im not giving you your balls back either.

[kitwilsonsass]

like im just genuinely sad about it lol. like im genuinely sad.

[epicfirestormer]

What I love about Hellboy and Abe Sapien's dynamic in the comics is that, if you came into this blind, you'd expect Abe to be the voice of reason or the straight man to Hellboy's impulsive and hotheaded personality. But no, Abe is more often than not the crazy one. Hellboy would deal with fighting evil monsters and bad guys by just sighing and getting it over with, while Abe is going rabid over tearing the creature apart when he does get into a fight. Hellboy acts like it's a 9-to-5 job and will reasonably talk things out with a guy that had nearly killed him before, Abe acts like a madman in a slaughter house and his first instinct is to shoot first kill second and ask third. They're both insane, but on completely different levels.

[vegantinatalist]

it doesnt matter if there are "perfect nicey nice farms for real" because in order for those places to legally operate, animal exploitation as a whole must be legal, and when thats legal, its legal for anyone to do fucking anything they want to that animal because its legally considered "for use", any use a human wants to use it for. slapping the bandaid of "welfare" laws on that doesnt do shit to stop abuse. oh its illegal to have sex with an animal? ok well that animal can legally be confined out of sight in anyones private property and inserting instruments in its genitals and anus which cause injury is common practice for animal ag so animal vets see that all the time and animals cant speak and animal owners profiting off of those animals is normalized and not suspicious and generally not even questioned so im pretty sure that law isnt doing jack fucking shit to prevent bestiality beyond making people not wanna talk about it on mainstream internet (and even then some people still do). Same with beating them, confining them, starving them, abandoning them etc.

Also since factory farms self certify and self inspect (since animal owners dont legally have to be inspected by an outsider to their business) welfare laws are useless

and like hearthoof says, i wouldnt care regardless, id be against all exploitation anyway. i just want people to see that hating any and all forms of exploitation isnt something i think without reason. theres a reason its illegal to sell human hair. it leads to b a d shit.

Something so frustrating about being vegan in a non vegan space is that people literally just do not understand that I am against animal exploitation in every way. It does not click for them no matter how many times I repeat myself.

"But these farms treat their animals really well before they kill them!" Did you miss the part where I said unnecessary animal death is something I'm against? Did you miss the part where I said I don't care how nicely the animals are treated because at the end of the day their milk is being stolen from their baby, and they'll be slaughtered once they're no longer useful?

"But these beekeepers take good care of their bees!" Did you cover your ears when I said I'm against exploitation of animals and I do not want people to steal their resources? How many times do I need to say that I don't care how nice their keepers are?

And you can apply this to any other part of the animal ag industry. I don't care about small/local animal farms. I do not care about your idea of the perfect farmer that is super niceys to the animals he will someday kill. I do not care for that and I never will. I'm still against animal exploitation. You didn't change my mind in the slightest

[milkweedman]

Knitting a freehand bag and started wondering how often people even use patterns, anyway. So--how often do you use a pattern when you make things ? This include knitting/crochet/sewing/weaving/nalbinding/bobbin lace/tatting/etc but also things like woodworking, cooking, and baking. If you want to just pick the thing you do most often that's fine.

I personally do not use patterns as I find them far more confusing than just figuring out the construction of an item and simply making it. I do very occasionally browse ravelry for inspiration but have downloaded maybe 2. In the 5 or so years since I joined. And have followed exactly 1, which I modified every single aspect of. In my defense, dyslexia.

[emixion]

Even if the Trump administration ~magically~ stopped these erasure tactics after attacking trans identities and didn’t start attacking the other letters of the queer community, we are not fucking leaving trans people behind. There’s no “LGB”, it’s always been LGBTQ+ and it always fucking will be.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

[zeel-zzz]

no, because Barty specifically would be the girl dad,

Barty would be the parent that would fold for his daughters every whim. like if his little girl wanted a pony, you know damn well Barty going to get that fucking pony. and when I say that girl is everything to him, I really do mean it. because Barty would absolutely have a nervous breakdown when she started school (she had to go to a private school because his little girl only deserves the absolute best, even though he originally wanted to home school her), she has allergies and Barty insists to cook all the food in the house even though Evan's a much better cook.

Evan would be the functioning adult. he's the one taking care of their kid. not to diss on Barty but or anything because he absolutely adored that little girl and would spoil her rotten, but I don't believe he knows the name of all her friends' parents nor is the one who meets with the teacher ( Barty is that one parent who believes their kid can do no wrong, and you know what he's right)

Evan would be that PTA parent, and people would think he's a single father because he always comes to the school functions alone, parent teach conferences, fundraisers, field trips, but the Evan come in for the art exhibition with Barty and eveyones confused because they've never see Barty and he looks like Evan's polar opposite in every way.

dark clothes, tattoos, multiple piercings, black hair dye, and a glare that could kill and in between them a beautiful little girl wearing one the most sparkling dress anyone has ever seen with her hair intricately baided (Barty braided her hair) pulling him to one of the paintings.

"Oh yeah, that's my husband. He's not allowed to come to the pta meeting because he'll fight with everyone. he's not allowed to go on field trips because he'll buy our daughter everything he sees. but he's harmless, though."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DAUGHTER ART YOU PIECE OF SHIT?"

(i live for this headcanon, you dont even understand)

rosekiller as girl dads

[thepandalion]

finally watched the latest Severance episode

what the fuck

[cosmicredcadet]

Maybe instead of trying to convince people who don't want kids to have kids we should instead be trying to convince people who want kids to not have kids because some of them are definitely not ready to have kids or should not have kids.

[smoshingatut]

I'm kinda tired of dungeon meshi fans blatantly misinterpreting Kabru's goals, motivations, and character so they can ship him with Laios...like obviously it's awesome if you enjoy Laikabu but can you nooot twist Kabru's intentions for involving himself with the guy who constantly triggers his monster trauma and pisses him off so bad he gets brain damage so that he turns into "the guy who wants to suck Laios's dick" as his entire character? I've even seen people cut off Kabru's words to make it seem like he is admiring Laios because it would disrupt that narrative

[auguryofjellyfish]

me @ ken rn

[alligaytorswamp]

dear lord i just had full on anxiety reaction (i am cold, my limbs are hurting, i feel like crying, etc) all because i got invited to a SMALL SERVER. WHAT IS THIS. I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN LIKE A SICKLY ANIMAL 😭😭😭😭

[blooky8]

one panic attack and breathing excercise later,,,,,,,,, i think i need to write some of my thoughts down before moving on

first of all, as i said in the notes earlier i honestly should've expected something like this to happen. even if the king sounded pathetic each time we fought him, i should've kept in mind how powerful he is and that he still froze a bunch of people in time and was going to do that with the whole country, no matter the reason. but the most important thing to recognize is probably the fact that perceived emotional weakness didn't mean that it would be possible to convince him, didn't mean that he wasn't cruel. it's not like anything could've been changed with my knowledge, i just feel silly for walking right into that with no suspicions. well, lesson learned, can't stop the king with words

second of all - the king was talking about something called wish craft, saying how he smells the sweet scent right before that, and claiming that sif's using this craft right after. i guess this is what it's actually about, huh? not time craft, but wish craft? while i still know nothing about it the only assumption i can make is the symbolic one - you know, wishing upon a star? jhhgfk

but could sif really wish for something that would cause the loop, or is it someone else's wishing's fault, or both? even if sif could, i doubt they'd be able to remember. i mean, they congratulated themselves on reaching the 20th loop at the 24th, and i don't even know if it's a bug or a feature💀

third of all - no matter how much i pretend like i'm unfazed i think i still need to address that. HOLY SHIT was i terrified for a second there. especially for those few seconds when i thought i actually WILL have to watch everyone get violently murdered, with no easy way to loop back in sight...... the moment i saw the unusually big-fonted laughter i knew i did something wrong......... it was almost a feeling of amusement with how much i did not expect any of this to happen, with how unbelievably cruel the scene had became in such a short time, the kind of terror that you don't believe at first because well there's no way, right?

but i guess this wish craft is really a thing sif can control, since thinking about looping very hard really did loop us back! i don't think this was like any other loop, it was definitely directly from a wish. the king said that he "wished" to be like this as well, does that mean he wields wish craft rather than time craft, or perhaps both?? lots to think about

also, funny how sif assumed that loop is going to be an ass about this:

right before this dialogue option popped up i thought "i know you told me all about how the king can't be trusted but don't you dare to go i-told-you-so at me right now, that would be The Bitch Move ever--"

.........aaaand they did it! cool🙂 "rude to them" how about RUDE TO ME

[xviruserrorx]

No actually I'm gonna rant and say as someone who has been on a variety of hormone meds since I was about six; guess what every single one does? They change your body, your weight fluctuates, your body hair, the way your fat deposits, your voice, certain tissue growth, your muscles, your body odor, even stuff like your energy levels, your blood sugar, your heart rate/blood pressure, your appetite, your libido, your sleep pattern, everything. Everything can change when it comes to hormone medications.

But then when the doctor gives you them and you asked, I've always been told "well you might loose or gain a little bit of weight but nothing drastic, but you need these meds" and then the changes do end up being drastic either for better or for worst and when you bring it up they shrug you off with a "well that's normal it's the side effects of the med"

But, but when it comes to anyone using the same meds that six year old me was on, but using it for gender confirmation purposes all of a sudden these are big bad horrible medications that they start their arguments with that cause drastic horrible changes and long term effects and... It's just so mind boggling how that changes so quickly when talking about different groups of people and their needs for certain medical care