#and they made a fucking STATUE OF HIM
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Gabriel: Marinette, would you please gaslight my son for me one last time?
Marinette: sure
#ml spoilers#miraculous season 5#miraculous spoilers#the final day#mlb spoilers#mlb finale#miraculous finale#WHAT THE FUCK#and they made a fucking STATUE OF HIM#thanks i hate it
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happy birthday silver!!
#fun fact: i hate doing bday art but this was NEEDED. i was a woman possessed. this groovy fucked me UP#groovy was made in a lab specifically for me. im SICK im DESTROYED its so good. he fucking sweeps. we win#i need silver to stab the painting and be so upset abt it i need the Tension i AUGHHHHHH#silver i love u. i wanted him to touch the frame at first like gentle ponder vibes#but its a museum thats against the RULES. i have licked a statue at a museum but silver wouldnt break rules like that#anywho. im on mobile but i saw i have an ask so i gotta reply tmrw. ty to the anon for ur patience and thoughts i rly appreciate it#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#suntails
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The real reason black hat needs a business:
#I’ve just kinda been noticing that the way I enjoy villainous is through it’s early iterations#i feel kinda bad about it#anyway black hat spent most of his fortune on a fucking statue that doesn’t even look like him anymore#flugs pissed because bh doesn’t have the money to pay him#thus needs to keep the business running despite having significant burnout#villainous#villanos#grimmz art#black hat#dr flug#paperhat#technically paperhat#I made it for paperhatober
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obsessed with how marc's performance of celebrity has this kind of forced im normal im regular sheen to it sometimes that comes off as deeply vulnerable and trying too hard at the same time. his documentary where he tells everybody hes normal no really (conditions of normal: having family members and emotions) and then every other person interviewed is like hes an asshole hes insane hes the next virgin mary hes maybe icarus hes a wizard hes a workaholic and i dont know he does x y and z because it should be IMPOSSIBLE. like hes often balancing some degree of a lie AND often some of the most intensely intimate images ive ever seen come from a celebrity. literally inviting a camera crew to film him waking up from anesthesia. balancing "normalcy" with clear alien status as recognized by his peers. AND he'll drop ass to britney if given half a chance
#points at him. taylor swift.#meanwhile vale's modern performance of celebrity maxxes out at waving at cameras once and giving mild little ranch video talks#hard cut to marc it his tiny underwear on a massage table getting WORKED. or publicly crying. or showing us his BONES.#which vale would never ever do...#like its more effortless i guess. whereas marc puts almost TOO much effort into it despite his clear pr talent and charisma#and is much more concerned with being understood as Not The Villain. something i think vale is much more assured of#motogp#rotating his weird lil ass. shy too serious kid who grows up w try-hard social skills#and then a people pleaser complex made fraught by child prodigy status/sepang/his general predisposition of fucking people over riding#while still managing to come off mostly charming. but hes sweating. vale comma meanwhile blessed by some sort of communication god:
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This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....
#wanna make a comp of bahrain 2010 for both seb and nando tbh#probably seperate but#there was something in the air that weekend!!!!#i was religiously looking through seb pics from this race the other month to draw statue seb#and was super enamored w him aasjkfkgl but didnt look too much depeer cause i didnt wanna spoil the podium#and then i finally got here and damn nando looked fucking majestic on the podium#like i was absolutely dying making those gifs bcs he just looked so beautiful#<- i actually made a comp of all the close up shots bcs bark bark bark 😵💫😵💫#AND THEN I GO LOOK UP THE PICS AND MY GOD 🫠🫠 LIFE RUINING#this pic is from before race day obviously but like smth was in the air no?????#all the podium pics live in my head rent free. golden and shining and beautiful#but i also downloaded like...100 pics of him from this race so jusy this one seemed pretty baseline to post#but just know. bahrain 2010. haunts me.#as i said im so irritated it wasnt a vett/onso podium bcs my god both of them were slaying that wknd#well yeha. there's my rant. maybe ill make a comp :)#smth also that i find funny is that he was pretty stubbly for the whole wknd but then#shows up for the race itself smooth like a dolphin....HE KNEW!!! HE KNEW HE HAD TO SLAY!!! HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON THAT TOP STEP#*lmao maybe my comp post would be titled: 'pics from the 2010 bahrain gp that were life changing'#im looking back at the podium pics rn and its just insane how youthful and bright and pretty he looks#also abt this specific pic. his lashes his big cow eyes his pink lips his fluffy hair GODDDDDDDDS#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2010 bahrain gp
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i hate how, after seeing all the possible trc hot takes under the sun, and after writing an insane amount of rps set into trc aus, my brain has decided that the ONLY pair of characters it will permanently rotate around like a set of rotisserie chickens is whelk and noah. what do you MEAN i have to keep imagining whelk as being noah's toxic ex, even though i also read them as mostly platonic? what do you MEAN i have to keep fleshing out their backstory myself.
#you know how agnostism is that u dont necessarily NOT believe in god u just dont know if thats something we can know?#thats me. with whelk. and noah. and the ambiguity on the status of what the fuck those two had going on#because the narrative forgot noah so i have to remember him myself#worlds most toxic qpr partner goes to whelk#btw i dont want them to ACTUALLY be together#just want to make that clear#i just see the potential for it. you know? i literally cant remember noah having any other named friends than whelk#whelk really WAS his gansey first. which is insane to think#(also i feel like i stole that analysis from someone but its been years since i saw it. so. apologies for that if ur the one who made that)#trc#the raven cycle#noah czerny#barrington whelk
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can you elaborate on the covert racism you seem like youre onto something
c wilbur uses racially coded language when talking abt las nevadas in that him and c tommy will “work hard” for what they build where las nevadas is all hand outs glitz and glitter etc, assumes cQ is the concierge, both him and ctommy say las nevadas is full of “thugs”, is dangerous and assumed it was a “potions” store which is just drugs in dsmp talk. there’s some more examples i can’t remember off the dome but it’s pretty apparent when you’re watching
#asks#i remember when talking abt race in any context to the dsmp story made people shiver and quake#like grow the fuck up#and before you say cwil only assumed q was the concierge because he greeted then he literally knew q started project nevadas#and made him say he was a president so he could bring up his OWN status as a (former) president#everything cwilbur says to cq is a set up to talk about himself
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i dont think i will ever be over nandor tying guillermos cape with such care and focus. that moment its possibly my favourite from the finale NANDOR ACTS OF SERVICE GUY MAKES ME WANNA CLIMB A WALL and the way hes putting guillermo on equal ground now makes my heart grow 3 sizes
and to be honest i dont think they can go back to where they were before. for anyone whos worried. like yeah he told him “now clean up the body” after he reverted back to human but to me that was more like nandors brain going like. “i cooked now you clean”. he went through such a tremendous amount of work to help guillermo. he had the empathy to recognise the problem. he thought it through concocted a plan. he got the robes and the candles and he painted and hung those banners. he held a fakeass ceremony with all their friends and elders so it looked official. he then also comforted guillermo when he couldnt do it and staked derek himself without a second thought. so maybe its was more of a. i pulled you out of a very hairy situation. can you take care of the body now? (also it IS gonna be hard to let go of certain habits so maybe some comments like this are gonna slip out next season, but that is just because they are useless and in guillermos absence the house fucking imploded in one year lmao… maybe guillermo is gonna teach them how to take care of it themselves next season so they can split the workload and cute shenanigans will ensue)
i just dont think it was mean spirited on nandors part tbh. LAZLO even offered to help. i dont think that was just to have him in the next scene i dont think an unusual detail like that could be just for convenience. i do FULLY believe they are gonna all be on equal grounds next season. and thats gonna be so fucking delicious to me specifically
#to see a nandor and guillermo dynamic where nandor has freed himself from the inibitions of a master familiar dynamic? sign me up#he was so fucking warm and caring after he forgave him and idk if i can handle it GOD I LOVE IT#nandermo#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#comment#im making a post out of some of my tags in one of my queued posts bc i#want to put this thought out in the world#i saw a lot of people going now that guillermos human everythings back to the status quo!!! and im like#no the fuck i hope not!! their relationship has consistently moved in a new direction each season#familiar. bodyguard. best man. best friend. now they went through allllll the trouble of showing them having an equals relationship#they made nandor utter the words he will be living in this house as an equal from now on#and next season everythings gonna revert back?? i surely hope not#there is also to be considered from nandors standpoint that now guillermo truly has no more reason to stay. he really isnt a#familiar anymore because he presumably doesnt want to be a vampire anymore (?) so he has to consider#if he wants guillermo to stick around. its gonna have to be out of the love he has for them. and nandor needs to give him an incentive#which would be equal grounds with the vampires even though he isnt one#and guillermo is probably gonna be in such an existential crisis mode that hes not even gonna notice all the cute things nandor is doing#for him now for a WHILE. until he does and thats gonna be delicious#anyway. why do i keep making excellent points in the tags this could have been a post
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I want the managers of Mattel and MGA doll drops and the descendants writers to lower my coffin into the ground so they can all let me down one more time
#i remembered descendants existed#so after i saw through the soul crushing depression of that being real#i remembered that Harry and Ben were written#and i was like yay#cuz theyve said the phrases#“and you my little ducking are ravishing”#and “idk lets get the anti love spell a little while to take effect” followed by the laughter of a man who's realized that every woman#he will ever love only cares about his status and not him and hes fucking loosing it#but he has to keep it together because hes about to be crowned king at the age of 16#respectively#and its not good writing but its funny#and they get like no screentime#very very crying about it#the women who abuse ben get to have screen time though#that made me very upset#but they do get a scene where ben is tied up on a pirate ship and harry makes fun of hi#and it is VERY homoerotic#they get like a combined 40 minutes of screentime most of which involves them being overshadowed#by the stereotypical girlboss woman#aka mal (fucking hate that bitch)#so fuck Disney#they crushed the very little joy i tried to find in their movies#the mattel and mga thing is self explanatory#ben florian#harry hook#god their names are so awful#and their outfits#resisting the urge to write a whole fixing the 2 of them thing
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やれやれだぜ or something, idk I don't speak japanese
#probably should've put this on my main (thelurk3r) but fuck it#I made this blog for all my jjba shit so the jjba shit is going there!#yeah I traced the super action statue for this shitpost#oh by the way#jjba#do I tag jotaro? probably not gonna since this is just pest (albeit a shit doodle of him)#pest regretevator#regretevator “fanart”#regretevator roblox#roblox regretevator
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so i talked about Din being so ungodly unpredictable, and after digging a bit deeper beneath the surface of The Mandalorian season1 and 2, i think now i know why.
To the surprise of absolutely noone, Din Djarin is a rogue!! He's a rogue character, that's the foundation of his personality, at any point of his characterization he's designed to stray from structure and to undermine it.
But he's also a knight! and this introduces a very intriguing and fascinating conflict at the heart of his character: the duality of honor, and how he orients himself towards that specific value. He's a knight and a knight is bound by honor and servitude; but in order to save his honor he has to choose what and whom he serves at different points of the narrative, and he has to disobey in order to obide by his honor. A rogue character by definition is the least honoring person, a knight is most honorable. So the heart and the lungs of Din Djarin's characterization is his struggle with servitude and where his values lie, and it's never "this" or "that"; he's constantly switching between rogue and knight in the bat of eyelash, just when you think he's bound to code he abandons mission and when he's supposed to stray he stays and binds himself to a child.
I think introducing him in the position of a king is the most outrageous and hilarious plot twist, because narrative wise, all three archetypes of the Rogue, the Knight and the King have in common the conflict of honor, while the King is most bound to obedience and the Rogue is least concerned with it. So i'm actually quite curious now to know where they'll take season 3 Din Djarin, simply because this is such hefty faceted dynamic and it's quite frankly very ambitious to tackle, we haven't had an archetypal story this intricate in star wars since, well, the original trilogy.
#listen i'm not giving any credit to Favreau or Filoni none whatsoever lmao#i also do not think that they'll tackle Din's internal conflict well#i think they'll write him into a nice clean tidy#''obedience of status quo is the highest honor and the definition of goodness'' propegenda corner#the way hollywood bluckbusters often do#which would be an honest to god shame because HE'S SUCH A MARVELLOUS CHARACTER SO EXCITING#but like. ya know. at this point i'm merely sitting in this corner like#''you absolute madmen; you did it#by accident or not your cooked a fucking hilarious and exciting dynamic; and i'm just curious to know how you'll handle it.''#Din's dynamic also has m a s s i v e parallels with Luke Skywalker's because Luke also has a huge internal crisis around honor#and has more or less inherited a dead-and-gone legacy#but they made Luke do a 180 and become eyes-and-ears-closed obedient of precuderes in the most out of character way#so like. you know#i hope against hope that they do better with#Din ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#Din Djarin#The Mandalorian#The Mandalorian season 3#star wars#star wars meta
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thaw out my freezer(,) burn feelings for twenty summers.
#myevilposts#fall out boy#music#THEY MADE HIM THE STATUE OF LIBERTY???? 👓 < the glasses wearer.#that's genuinely fucking insane. like yeah he sure is.
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jesus fucking christ, i go to the buck/tommy/eddie tag for some fucking poly fun and ya'll are using that to shit on tommy and buck's relationship.
like fucking hell.
legit just saw a post that's like WHY are ya'll trying to convince everyone bucktommy is endgame? well, the hell the won't YA'LL let us enjoy buck's and tommy's relationship without calling him a plot device. people aren't even allowed to enjoy buck's first queer relationship without getting told were racist or ya'll comparing a 6 year (?) relationship to a new one.
and can WE PLEASE let go of the NAME.
his parents (y'know, the people he doesn't have a great relationship) didn't get to call him evan....because of the shit relationship.
ali called him evan, he didn't take on the nick-name buck because he had some deep trauma related to being called evan. he says it in his begin episode, there were other evans in his class so he started to go by buck and his it stuck.
ya'll the answer of buck doesn't have an issue with it because it's a simple answer and it destroys that ya'll have attached to the name. EVAN (tommy's voice) has never blown up at anyone but his parents when it came to using his name. and there is a clear reason for it.
like, bucktommy shippers didn't come for buddie fans first. people got excited about the relationship and then we were told we no longer care about buddie or tommy was quickly reduced to being called a plot device. oh, he's gonna bow out of the way for eddie, he's gonna tell buck that he's actually invested in eddie. oh, we'll ignore the fact that buck didn't care about basketball until tommy was around, we'll ignore the fact that buck rambled on about tommy just as much as he did about eddie. oh, tommy was just courting eddie.
it's tired. tommy can call buck, evan because buck does not care. buck is smitten and wants to be with tommy. let us enjoy that.
and let us poly-ship fans enjoy the tag without you shitting on one of the characters. there is a WHOLE anti tommy kinard tag for you to folic in. fucking hell, when you type in tommy's name in the tag, it's the first thing that comes up
#eddie diaz#evan buck buckely#evan buckley#tommy kinard#buck/tommy/eddie#and ya'll will have to get over#chim and hen stuff#like#if you can forgive a man for leaving his wife and child for her to suffer alone with his hateful family as she begged for help while her mo#mother * was FUCKING DYING#you can forgive someone for being bitchy and following along with the status quo AND made things good with the#people who he hurt#enough that they don't speak to him on the reg#and he'll do a favor and put his life and job on the line
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oh....bruce in silent hill oh
#my discord icon is bruce and my status is the beginning of mary's letter and looking at that made me think of this#AND NOW I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND#following sh2 lore: bruce being drawn to the town after killing the joker#something makes him think he'll find jason there even if he knows with all his heart that he's dead#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#bruce wayne#batman#my post
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when ppl are like "do u know ppl of x minority that ur still in contact with" as a gotcha ig to say ur not actually as open and progressive as you say you are but bud... i dont talk to anyone from my past, lmao, I dont think thats a fair metric to go by quite frankly
#no i dont talk to that person anymore. just like i dont talk to any of the privileged ppl i knew anymore either lmao#i kinda cut everyone off bc apparently ppl in my state just have a hard on for being judgemental assholes all the time and im tired of it#i thought maybe it was me but i hear from ppl who arent from here all the time that ppl are way more weird and cliquey here#and its hard to make friends so. i feel less bad now lmao.#i thought i was crazy but no im seeing reality perfectly clearly. ppl just are super cliquey here for no reason#and anyone who strays from the status quo in any capacity must be Shunned and Condemned for being Wiyuurrd#the more right leaning types dont try to hide it. but the progressive try to cloak their disgust and uncomfortability with people#being different with a bunch of excuses. literally making shit up about me to justify hating me so they can still feel progressive#while hating and making fun of me in an explicitly rw way#like. acting like kiwifarms people out here being fucking strategic n shit pretending to like me so they can make fun of me type shit like#you look like a nazi dawg lmao.#you make me feel like hanging out with my brothers friends- who definitely leaned a bit to the right- is more ideal bc at least they're#fucking out in the open and honest about making fun of me bc they think im weird. yall are too cowardly to just own up to it.#'n-no i swear its because he did [thing i either did but it didnt go down the way they said or something they made up]! i swear im not#just making shit up just to make fun of him !!!!!!! i promie!!!!'#i literally cut off all my hair bc of taking 'lsd' from those same brothers friends bc i went fucking crazy basically (trying to emphasize#how low the bar is that id rather hang out with these dudes than the more left leaning ppl i knew) and people assumed i did it bc some girl#who had or died of cancer that i never even fucking heard before??? like idk. ig they thought i was trying to be insulting or smthn????#i didnt even know who this chick was and it was my first time hearing about her when ppl told me someone spread that rumor.#bitch i was sitting in my bathroom for hours having weird discussions in myself and basically fighting between my real self#and what felt like an external force of all the judgements ppl have made about me manifest into one being (zero) trying to convince me#i couldnt be me and i felt like he possessed me to cut off all my hair and i heard him say 'THIS ISNT YOUR REAL HAIR!!!'#since it was dyed at the time and i was embracing being trans and embracing being my true self but something about that 'trip'#fucked me up and detrans and it had a lot to do w another trip i had w those same brothers friends making me feel inadequate.#i dont know who da fuck you were talking about bitch im living in a nightmare over here can we talk about that instead of whatever tf#you're going on about and making up to justify hating me and ignoring my suffering?
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v3!fawnchen is chen pulling them to the side immediately when they bring cyrus back to be like um hey bestie quick question: why the FUCK are u injured
#gideon shut the hell up challenge#the ortegas are ofc busy fawning over cyrus (bc lbr they Would) and abt having all three of the beckers back together#and meanwhile chen is just like. nicely grilling fawn for a status report of what the fuck went down bc does he need to be worried??#they absolutely would NOT tell him the entire story tho bc even if they're bffs fawn is like um...!!! :) we had a. disagreement.#sibling stuff u know and chen is like 🤨 riiiiight..... 'sibling stuff'..... That's what this looks like. totally. def not Literal Injuries.#they do ofc give river credit for mediating it (read: fucking Getting Cyrus's Ass !!!! for killing them and also patching them up) tho#chen who v much has made it clear that he knows fawn and river are the sidesteps: ............ so uh. anything I need to . know abt.#fawn who knows that their bestie/handler would in fact Not want them to go around robbing people even if they're villains: ...... no :)#keeping up with the beckers
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