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I want the managers of Mattel and MGA doll drops and the descendants writers to lower my coffin into the ground so they can all let me down one more time
#i remembered descendants existed#so after i saw through the soul crushing depression of that being real#i remembered that Harry and Ben were written#and i was like yay#cuz theyve said the phrases#“and you my little ducking are ravishing”#and “idk lets get the anti love spell a little while to take effect” followed by the laughter of a man who's realized that every woman#he will ever love only cares about his status and not him and hes fucking loosing it#but he has to keep it together because hes about to be crowned king at the age of 16#respectively#and its not good writing but its funny#and they get like no screentime#very very crying about it#the women who abuse ben get to have screen time though#that made me very upset#but they do get a scene where ben is tied up on a pirate ship and harry makes fun of hi#and it is VERY homoerotic#they get like a combined 40 minutes of screentime most of which involves them being overshadowed#by the stereotypical girlboss woman#aka mal (fucking hate that bitch)#so fuck Disney#they crushed the very little joy i tried to find in their movies#the mattel and mga thing is self explanatory#ben florian#harry hook#god their names are so awful#and their outfits#resisting the urge to write a whole fixing the 2 of them thing
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Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you
#art#comic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#infinite the jackal#sonic fanart#sonic#sonic forces#My funny BTS on this comic is Shadow's initial response was 'sounds like cope but okay' but I wanted something less internet-pilled LOL#I've drawn more Sonic Forces fanart than I intended but it is EXCLUSIVELY because I think Infinite is SO funny#I'm gonna shove him in a locker#Bro lost a fight once and it shattered his self esteem#He's been practicing his evil laugh for months and when he finally gets his chance Shadow hits him with the 'I don't know you'#Also since this is taking off I want to clarify: I am a hater in the silly sense. I understand why Infinite has fans#The bones of a good character are there it’s just the writing of this game failed him So Bad#Forces is my least fave Sonic game but I can’t stop thinking about it because of its missed potential#Forces tries to make a lot of very serious plot points but the impact is just not there. It becomes unintentionally funny as a result
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modern seb as rodrick bc i still havent gotten over my crush😩💖
#rodrick heffley my beloved🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#im in my idgaf era when it comes to lineart im not gonna bother with final layers anymore LMAO im just gonna clean up roughs#also its so funny me and my roommate watched the diary of a wimpy kid movies like 2 years ago bc she'd never seen them#and then immediately after we were done i went looking for rodrick x reader fics LMFAOOOOOO she was like gurl.....(this was before HL)#and no i didnt find any good ones RIP#theres a timeline where i started writing rodrick fics instead of getting into hogwarts legacy LMAOOO#i hope that version of me is living her best life🙏🙏🙏🙏#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#hogwarts legacy sebastian#choccyart#clora clemons
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A little 15 min doodle but first post of the year has to be Bingqiu!
#ok its time to get mushy in the tags because I doubt anyone would read them too closely#I’ve had severe art block for YEARS before I got into danmei in 2024#and it wasn’t that my skill was gone it’s just that I thought nothing I did was good enough#I started reading danmei around the summer of last year and I got SO INSPIRED#I dived into the fandom side of things (I haven’t been in a live fandom in years) and was so excited about all the art people were making#and writing! and music! and animatics!#everything was so bright and colorful and beautiful#and everyone had such cool designs for these book characters that I’d grown to love#so I took a chance and doodled a little Luo Binghe and posted him on here#and I was so taken aback by how welcoming and sweet the fandom was#it made me wanna keep taking chances and posting my art— because I think that’s one of the hardest things I’ve come to accept#that even if it’s not good enough for me#someone else may enjoy it#and ain’t it crazy that ive come to enjoy drawing again too#sure the interaction has been fun but it’s been even more fun experimenting with my style and experimenting with colors and rendering#and grayscale and angles#and composition and expressions#ahh!! art is so fun!! I forgot how fun it was!!#I had forgotten how much I loved to draw!!#and the fandom— so many ideas are exchanged and I’ve met some of the loveliest people thru the sv fandom!#tgcf too but they’re a little less chill lmao#anyways#I’ve set up a little spot in the fandom and I plan to keep at it here it’s very nice and cozy and funny and warm#huge thanks to everyone for being so kind and welcoming#and an even bigger thanks to anyone who’s interacted with my art#I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that someone took the time out of their day to like/repost these silly little doodles I post#incredible. ok bye for now :)#svsss#bingqiu#hoot art
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AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos
#he just like me fr#dungeon meshi#laios touden#actuallyautistic#aphelion.txt#dunmeshi#laios#autism things#im definitely chewing on that marcille lore/angst too but the laios nightmare sequence hit close to home!!#dont think falin had a great relationship with their parents either#i mean aside from being willing to abandon her in the dream. idk if that's 100% accurate to how they acted.#it didnt seem like her affinity for ghosts was gonna go down real good in that flashback#also i need to write that post abt how falin has girl autism (dont ask me what that means unless you want to enter an unskippable cutscene)#actually its pretty easy to hit most dunmeshi chars w the hammer of autism laios is just the most obvious#senshi hyperfixating and having meltdowns (Waterwalk Incident.) and low empathy for people until he's gotten Attached#i need to go find that post someone made about chilchuck being the token allistic it was so fucking funny#i have like 3 more dunmeshi autism metas in my mental queue apparently. please make me shut up
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I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??
Here's both of them
Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.
which ones funnier i honestly can't tell
#this is what its like in my head when im writing comics#its cool to have an example#of how different the same joke can be#i mean i dont know if you think its cool but i think its cool#i think i have a favorite out of the two of them but its close#to be honest neither of them quite thread the needle for me#theyre not QUITE as funny as i want#but theyre still good#anyways#my art#miraculous ladybug#I did these a while ago. long tags sorry but how else am i supposed to tell you how im doing lately#found a bunch of comics that made me laugh#excited to post some of them#ill organize them soon and do a couple comic dumps
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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging#but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3#also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found#out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam#i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical#and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc#controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t#hem#instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they#should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay#like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good#or funny#like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl#eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like#90% of the fandom's content 😔
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Nona sketchies
#art#the locked tomb#tlt#nona the ninth#coronabeth tridentarius#I liked corona in book 1 but I gotta say I really fell in love with her in nona#I loved everyone in nona it's definitely got so much good content and writing in it but man do these white sisters have me in a chokehold#its also funny trying to draw nona because its harrows body except like happy??? and smiling???
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dog teeth
#dandys world#dw#potatart#shrimpo#shrimpo dw#dw shrimpo#pebbles dw#twisted pebbles#rodger dw#goob dw#scraps dw#blood#eyestrain#ask to tag#well its ichor technically but still. toon bloof#*blood#this comic stemmed from a fic idea i had with shrimpo that i didnt eanna write#where after a run goes terribly wrong; shrimpo gets a little but of character debelopment#i really like the thought thay shrimpo hates pebbles the least#i dont think hes a secret softie but. i do think he likes pebbles#just a bit#the good news is that i will draw nice things happening to shrimpo. tomorrow#SIX DOLLAR SRIMP SPECIAL#sorry i think this is fun idea to play around with. shrimpo is a fun character#see how i get you all woth cute art at the beginning. ill get you#added the black canvases bc i feel like they helped w the pacing more#angst#its not necessarily a funny thing. i think the idea of “shrimpo develops an intense fear of something he used to not hate as much” is#interesting to write about. he gets a little depressed about it#aaangst. aaaaangst. sorry my demons
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characters in this show having emotional outbursts would be way more impactful if they weren't constantly crying and shitting and having breakdowns over every ant they see on the pavement every 12 seconds
#helluva boss critical#stolas crashing tf out might have been funny if he had remained calm collected and repressed up until that point#all these mfs do is cry over everything its hard to be like Woagh....when they start tearing up again#stolas this is the 3rd time you've shown Crying my gay little eyes out in class#this is why exercising restraint in writing is good. instead of 'what if i put in everything i thought would be cool or emo'#it diminishes ur other cools and emos
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#frank reynolds#iasip#always sunny#just to show my thought process on the 'hmm which frank is th most deservedly unconscious' for that rb'd post#he's catatonic in th hospital but its on a bed which makes it feel too normal#in th booth its a good pose but he's awake and talking to th twins#sanitizer frank is obviously hilarious bt hes writhing around n it so....doesnt feel right#him on th ground w sausage links coming out of his pocket is so funny but hes just ACTING like hes dead....#poison i went w he is @ least fully unconscious @ th time of photo evn tho he is halfway outta th frame#plus being on th floor trumps everything (xcept maybe th 'carousel')#was hard to choose!#screencap#sweet dee has a heart attack#charlie catches a leprechaun#the gang gets quarantined#mac and charlie write a movie#the world series defense#n e 1 else remember some? only othrs i can think of is th gang replaces dee w a monkey waking up on th bar#nd wen hes on acid in th trash can on th ground n th gang gets invincible#nd maybe gang turns black waking up on th couch but....none of those r worthy imo#frank aes
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Martin Blackwood's terrible, no good, very bad 19th november (iteration #67)
fanart based on @formiana 's time loop fic! go check it out its incredible
#hi. ive been obsessed with this fic for about a year. if you couldnt tell#its a very gripping story with incredible writing both funny AND emotional & tense w/ such good characterization! and it means a lot to me#i followed this fic from its first chapter to the last and it gave me something to look forward to every other saturday i hold it very dear#SO CHECK IT OUT! its really good you guys#tma#the magnus archives#my art#martin blackwood#micheal distortion#micheal shelley#jonathan sims#magnuspod#fanart
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wawawawawawawa
#zeno's art#sketches#super mario#wapeach#princess peach#mario tennis#my headcanon is that she finds peach a crybaby/pushover and mocks her by saying 'wah-wah'#ok i love all in the family and all but NEVER LET THOSE WHITE BOYS WRITE A DISS TRACK AGAINNNNN💀#like its ironically pretty good but the lyrics are so funny to me#this is about korn and freddy d's all in the family btw if you weren't aware#sometimes numetal is pretty cringe but that's ok because the beat is always peak
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Quick re-do of a 4 year old piece
#to test my abilities... no jk#I mean kind of lol#I WANTED To test my abilities but then I couldnt think of anything#so then I just redid an older piece#I remembered the old one started black and white and then I did effects over it so I did that again#cause I just wanted to play around with lighting#and I think its pretty obvious how much I've improved#I also only spent like an hour on the second one#wasnt trying to make anything amazing here#just trying t make something that reminds myself how growth can look and feel#important stuff to do as an artist#I'm still sick btw lol#I love how when youre losing your voice everyone goes 'wow you sound terrible'#I get why. I sound terrible. but its so fucking funny like. culturally#like holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you !#but its polite and empathetic#I havent been getting work done on account of is sick#actually not entirely true#I did a good bit of work for we were legion and some for TTA too#but it was just no drawing work#all writing work#which theres just a lot more of to for wwl than for tta#anyways#we were legion#zagan#art redo#art improvement#spent easily twice as long on the original thats a skill upgrade roight there
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Jason loves it when you play with his hair. Your fingers tangled in his soft blonde locks, gently tugging at the strands. If it was up to him, he'd want your hands on his head 24/7.
You guys are hosting a movie night for your friends and he's sitting on the floor next to the couch you're on. Your hand finds his head, fingers itching to ruffle his hair and pet him like a dog. But someone asks you to pass the bowl of popcorn and Jason feels the absence of the warmth of your fingers. He tries to be patient, to wait for you to start petting playing with his hair but he's getting restless already. What's taking you so long? You're busy with the remote, fighting with Leo and Hazel, trying to figure out which movie to watch. Nope, can't wait, won't wait. Jason tugs at your hands, looks at you with those pleading eyes. How could you be so cruel, meum cor? And how could you? You toss the remote at Leo, let him pick whatever crappy movie he wants. Jason's hand is already guiding yours back to his head.
Jason Grace is a simple man with simple needs; you playing with his hair happens to be one of the most important ones.
#holy shit i haven't written anything in years#my man so good i started writing again#and this is the first time ive tried fanfiction or whatever this is#im so down bad its not even funny anymore#again this is my first (and probably last) attempt at writing fanfic but constructive criticism is welcome#jason grace the grip you have on me#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#jason grace x reader
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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.
(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)
#svsss#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting#LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures#i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord#tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk#oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord#and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him#like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage#being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the#junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across#the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor#resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE#oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate#to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system#+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche#that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success#good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe
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