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dudedidujust · 2 months ago
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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind
Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal,  the real Light of Mankind.
It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.
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hereghostslive · 6 months ago
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oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these
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holmsister · 6 months ago
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Laios works part-time at a grocery store and is a mildly successful twitch streamer and one time this really fucking hot shirtless dude wanders into frame and everyone on Laios' chat starts freaking out like WHO THE FUCK IS THAT- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MAN SO BEAUTIFUL YOU STARTED CRYING- LAIOS THERES A HOT DUDE THERE- and Laios is like ahahah that's my friend Kabru! He sometimes comes over after the gym to take a shower while I make him dinner! He loves my food! And everyone in chat is like LAIOS ARE YOU STUPID- LAIOS FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK- LAIOS HES AFTER ANOTHER KIND OF MEAT- and Laios is a little bit offended like. No! He's just nice! Don't be mean you'll make him uncomfortable!
And then someone recognizes Kabru like "OH SHIT I SAW HIS FOUR PARTER ON ART AND MENTAL ILLNESS IT MADE ME CRY" and they dig up his SMs and he's like. A political commentator and activist/youtuber who speaks like 9 languages and has an history degree despite being like 22 and is working towards an anthropology degree now and pays the bills by being a fucking. Fashion model and there's INSANE photoshoots of him in all sort of artsy high fashion pictures in b&w like covered in bloodied bandages in BDSM gear dressed like a priest etc etc interspersed with like very good thinkpieces on consumerism and art and politics and the very rare YouTube 4-parters on random subjects with INCREDIBLE visuals and everyone is like what the fuck. What the FUCK Laios how do you even KNOW this dude and Laios is like he kept showing up at the grocery store during my turn and asking for ideas on what to make for dinner and one guy in chat asks but aren't you usual on at nighttime and he's like yeah it was like 3am for the most part and everyone is like LAIOS PLEASE
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit
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tenrose · 1 year ago
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So today at work (AGAIN), I unofficially learnt through our Union (who thought we were aware lmao) that my team and I are gonna move to ground floor. Ground floor with the heavy and noisy machinery, the open door for delivery, the floor where AC is running on cold mode all days of the year for the machines heat, the place everyone is running and yelling and carry papers and big stuff. The place that is not even accredited for computers.
We work on computers all day. On something that requires to be focused. And also I wonder how we'd reach our supervisors but hey if it happens I don't plan on working much anyway.
LOL
it's unofficial so I don't think it's gonna be happening because nobody is fucked up enough to do something like that. Anyway if it happens, first it's our right to stop working until we have decent conditions, if not enough it's HR, if not enough it's work healthcare and if it's still not enough I can assure you my social anxious ass will call the fucking work inspection in a heartbeat. Anyway I wasn't realising this shit till now at 7pm when I should be at peace and not thinking about fucking work. I'm not sure if I'm having a mental breakdown or a burn out. I feel rage.
Anyway I don't think it's gonna happen, because if it does literally nobody from my team will work until they get their shit together. The thing is, my team has elder employees who are taking no shit and not giving a single shit about what the management wants from them and I suspect them to try to punish us. So yeah, if it happens they're not gonna be able to keep with their bullshit for one day, it happened already they only lasted for like 4 hours before giving up and we thought we were at peace. So yeah I'm pretty sure our Union is gonna nicely tell them to fuck off. But just the thought they had such a fucked up idea is making me see blood red. I swear my heartbeat rate rise up so often lately with their shit I'm gonna have a cardiac arrest before 40 at this rate.
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homosexualslug · 7 months ago
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the difference between these scenes is killing meeeeee
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ciderjacks · 7 months ago
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An old friend
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qoldenskies · 13 days ago
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i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases
#personal#rottmnt#although tbf its probably because with leo its unpacked more thoroughly in the movie#donnie is not a morally ambiguous emotionally unavailable bad boy. he is very sensitive actually#he's a little crybaby /aff#and like this isnt hidden. he isnt SECRETLY sensitive or secretly caring its very out in the open actually#he's not hiding it well AT ALL AND THEY ALL KNOW IT LMAOOOOOOOO#i think donnie's perception of himself is somewhat earnest and somewhat. not? he DEFINITELY thinks he's more evil than he actually is#BGHFHDHGJFHG#i think what causes him to lash out and struggle to communicate is his inability to articulate his feelings#they are just too big for him. like its the exact opposite of robotic#he cant force himself to give a fuck but when he DOES its too much#so he yells and lashes out or he shuts down completely#honestly i think the perception of him being too sensitive being a problem makes way more sense than the perception of him being 'robotic'#when it comes to struggles in how his family sees him at least#even in little ways you can see him take it pretty personally when he's insulted#he struggles to blow things off#and i think it would also explain his tendency to like. visibly calm himself down when he gets upset? its a thing he does a lot in the show#he desperately wants to destroy that perception of him because he's trying so hard to close himself off#he doesn't want to be the sensitive one that cant take anything. it especially works in line with his shell#it was a big inspiration for canary continuity tbh. donnie should struggle with being the sensitive one in fic more#mikey is more empathetic and he's more emotional but donnie's quicker to feel offended or take things personally#BACKED UP HEAVILY BY CANON#that 'you can be honest with me! no hard feelings' - 'he's lyinggggggg'#like he's not upset with them babying him as much as he is with them genuinely finding it frustrating that he can fall behind like that#and just cannot take shit like that. so he tries to pull back and not seem as affected as he is#theyre a very cuddly family but mind you they can be actually mean to each other like that!!
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zorangezest · 3 days ago
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switcheroo part 3 (starscream edition)
part 2
part 1
this was originally going to be included in part 2 as a short segment, but it was getting too long so they ended being posted separately!
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why is this one high quality. why did I put so much effort into this. why have I drawn so much of this blucking au
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catmask · 1 year ago
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with that said there are characters that a fat maybe not canonically but they are spiritually. to me. they may not be drawn that way but i know whats true. ive seen it like a sort of prophet
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vaguely-concerned · 23 days ago
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what a day lucanis is having during his recruitment mission. welcome back from your year at The Horrors camp man. your grandma is dead (you missed seeing her again by hours), your hometown is under brutal occupation, the demon situation is going to be permanent I'm very much afraid, and incidentally the reason everything seems to be on fire is that the world is actively ending. yeah you've heard about the blight? we're at double blight right now. how did his day start at 'I'm in hell' and get worse from there I'm crying
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ankles-be-bitten · 20 days ago
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idk, i just feel like if your primary argument against transandrophobia/antitransmasculinity theory is that you think it's transmisogynistic you're not being intellectually honest. who does it hurt when trans men and mascs coin a term to describe the intersection of transphobia and sexism as it most frequently affects them? because it does hurt trans men when they're told that they're not entitled to speak on the discrimination they themselves face.
what I'm hearing from people who oppose the antitransmasculinity movement is that transmisogyny is when trans men talk about their problems 👍, but obviously that's not true. i know that's not true. you know that's not true. so then what is the issue? genuinely, enlighten me. you want trans men to shut up and listen? I'm listening.
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shartfinz · 7 months ago
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let me help you
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aalyre · 5 months ago
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one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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C'MON TO THE THEATER!
I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.
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elvyn · 1 month ago
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Interesting how one sad worm almost turned the world upside down
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