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shoutout to sea spiders. they have no reason to look as absurd as they do but they do anyway. and i love them for it so much
#sea spiders#bug appreciation post#bug thoughts#i love fucked up animals like these#especially when you look closer#and they have the stupidest face ever#they literally look like#|..|#not an exaggeration
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Obsessed with Shen Yuan btw. His disciple looks at him like THIS
WITH THE MOST OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE EXPRESSION I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE and the man goes, ah, he’s going to marry so many pretty women- shut the fuck up right now
#I’m sorry if I was in that room and could read his mind at that very moment I would have punched him in the face for being#the dumbest man alive. stupidest bitch ever. shut the fuck. never open your mouth or have a thought ever again#svsss#scum villain self saving system#scum villain#svsss shen yuan#shen yuan#svsss luo binghe#luo binghe#bingqiu
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my step dad: here we have a hedgehog
me: sonic the hedgehog………..
#graveyardtxt#fortunately i did not say it out loud#unfortunately i did have the stupidest look on my face#i simply cannot think of hedgehogs normally ever again#sonic the hedgehog
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how it feels to play toys with friends
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One thing people should point out when explaining the evils of makeup is the amount of time it takes. It takes ages! And I know people that are really proficient at it can put it all on in ten minutes, but that's still ten minutes of your morning routine. A slow breakfast takes ten minutes, ten more minutes in bed take ten minutes, all way healthier things than putting on makeup
#I wear makeup for Reasons and it's basic concealer + mascara and it still takes me ten to fifteen minutes depending on the morning#I'm having#and I want to stop so bad because it's such an incredible waste of time#not so much the mascara which I really like (I have a blue one and I'm forever on the lookout of interestingly coloured ones)#but the concealer holy shit I hate that thing it's pure evil. makeup in general is#but I need to stop the Reasons first#especially going through all that and putting 20 strata of stuff on your face. which feels weird and starts making your skin feel heavy#and how do they not sweat like crazy from their face#anyway doing all that just to look as if you have no makeup on#stupidest thing ever at least goths and punks have something going on for them#although again imho of you really consider makeup a way of Expressing Yourself you'd stick to the eyes. and maybe tons of white mask#for that corpse/vampire look#anyway post brought to you by a reel I saw that I won't describe because I've written too much already and gotten bored#with it all#tbd#anyway makeup people + industry world's softest beigest most suffocating pillow
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wip thing...
of my bg3 avatar hellebore. i also did some casual nude studies of my 3 characters which i'll put under a cut... rather unlike me after all. (so WARNING for abrupt non-sexual full Artistic nudity lol...,,,,) (< won't be making a habit of this)
they mean the world to me
#bg3 spoilers#?? idk. gith look so..Emaciated. And long. i guess we don't eat on the astral plane :) anyway..well..too much to say.....#it is very very very depressing having to live in the Real World after that final playthrough meant so very much to me.#i normally feel Hope & suchlike after finishing a highly immersive emotional game..but it's too hard this time and it hurtsssss lol yippee#i appreciate bg3 very much for being a place where i could access the concept of nudity & such like in a way that finally felt comfortable.#bodies are inherently non-sexual. they just Are a Fact of Life. this game being NORMAL about nudity from the character creation screen#makes it possible for someone like me to actually have a chance at accessing sensuality in a way that feels comfortable from there.#dont feel like putting it into words further. im ace. just very grateful to this game. even despite the horrors i will never ever forget it#augoh..gugf.. want to go back. my friends & love are in there.....i'm supposed to just move on? in the real world??? THIS place???? UHH????#my characters canonically look like that too!! i see them as intersex and not so much trans. They just look that way.#Diversity win!!! the people who enacted horrors upon you and are trying to kill you again respect your pronouns!!!! <3#I FAILED HONOUR MODE IN THE STUPIDEST WAY POSSIBLE..ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED AN ITEM. MY LOVER TOUCHED SOME BLOOD-TOUCHED RAG ITEM @ THE CRECHE#AND MY PEOPLE MASSACRED US... YOU BELOVED PRAT. OF COURSE IT WOULD BE YOU AND IN THIS WAY#grateful for love triangle chaos...INTENSE EX DRAMA... IT HAD MAJOR REPURCUSSIONS THIS TIME...ohh so very much happened ohh my dear#truly don't know how to face the Real World now for real. I Don't Know. something has snapped. ive realised twt just makes me feel sad lol#if something in my spare time isn't at least half as fun as bg3....like.. it's not good enough. god we only have one wild and precious life#being Online makes me feel a loneliness so wretched and painful and horrible i really don't think this is the answer.#Why did you even start drawing in the first place? Why did you start this?#For real..the need to work this out and decide what on earth i'm going to do now has presented itself. Why try to get better..why be online#someone who has an imagination that can keep them so happy and fulfilled...has no business also feeling a loneliness as profound as this.#why was someone THIS introverted and withdrawn and anxious also cursed with such a restlessness?#What are you going to DO now? because hellebore and their lover are fine....... So what about you...?#hellebore..😭😭 AUUGHH!! I JUST WANT TO GO TO MY BED IN THE INN...PLAY ON MY VIOLIN THAT'S WHAT I'D DO!!!! i'd drink some ALE DAMNIT!!!!!#i was rereading My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness- the only time i've seen this level of emotional isolation depicted-and was grateful.#but then i read her latest book and now she has a debilitating substance abuse situation and it's upsetting.#I hope she finds what she was looking for. I hope we all make it. kind of wild that i dont do such major self-sabotage at this point myself#I truly think anyone who manages to find dear friends and achieve fulfillment and happiness with others outside themselves are amazing.#I see it happen from my tower. i hope we all make it. I hope we can make it through everything to come.#Why did i say all this on drawings of my characters naked. ah who even cares any more......
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it's definitely for the best but i will admit that i'm a little disappointed that mcu quill's dad is A Guy and not. this thing
#yes that is a planet with a face. ego the living planet we've all seen him#literally the stupidest character i've ever had the displeasure of reading about and now you tell me the mcu made him normal?#have they no respect for their comic book heritage???#joking. joking. i am liveblogging so i have no idea where they're going with it but i do very much anticipate it being For The Best#i don't see how it could NOT be an improvement to be honest.
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driving got me feeling a Certain Way .
#i feel like im going insane like .#the number of ppl that just straight up have their whole ass phone right in front of their face is INSANE#like u know ur going to get someone killed right ?? RIGHT ?????#best case they’re causing unnecessary traffic which is also fucking infuriating like U CAN FUCKING WAIT TO SEND A TEXT. U CAN WAIT.#& it seems like running stop signs & red lights is becoming more regular like .#like . u know that’s gonna get YOU killed one day right???? ur gonna run a fucking stop & another idiot is also gonna run that same stop#& ur both hopefully going to die so therere less of you out here driving like fucjing assholes#i don’t fucking get it but ig there’s nothing to get bc they’re probably the stupidest pieces of shit ever & will never think they’re#in the wrong .#@everyone who does any or all of the above pls kill urself immediately i am so serious#while we’re on the topic they should put a brick wall at the end of lanes thatre about to end#if ur not going to fucking merge before the lane ends then ur not merging at all asshole#it’s ur responsibility to find a spot to merge in#it is not my job to make sure that the lil baby drivers have space to merge in a mile AFTER the fucking lane ends#don’t let me catch u out in the streets being a bitch bc i’m at my wits end .
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In my head *cough, fantasies* RGG isn't so centered on their need to 'one game only' their villains, and allow the characters they already have to expand and grow beyond those games. (Ryuji-though he came back in Dead Souls, Mine, Aizawa) they do a good job making really compelling, interesting characters and then have to speed run to their demise. It's unfortunate, but I do understand they were operating with 'there might not be another game after this so we don't want to get too far ahead of ourselves' much of the time. Hell I don't even need redemption arcs, just..not having death be the only answer, if that makes sense? Or I just get to attached to the well-done villains. Heh. (chaoszonenate)
noooo it makes me sooo pissed actually just because kiryu (and even ichiban !!) Every Time preaches about people's capabilities to start over and so long as you have a will to go on you can right your wrongs but !!!! these fucks aren't ever given that chance and i'm over it !!!!!!!!!
if no redemption arc for them then at the very least let them go to jail idk- just stop killing them because the game's over
#snap chats#spoilers#because im going to get into spoilers becaUSE EVERY TIME THIS TOPIC'S BROUGHT UP WE KNOW WHAT I GOTTA SAY#AOKI'S DEATH WAS STILL THE DUMBEST AND STUPIDEST SHIT EVER LIKE UGH#aoki's death is LITERALLY like. the primest example of what is wrong with this trope from RGG#like the ending of Y7 could have been so beautiful and good and meaningful had aoki survived#take him to prison and let him start to atone for what he did the RIGHT way#UGH I GET SO MAD CAUSE IT WAS LOOKING SO GOOD TOWARDS THE END AND THEN KUME FUCKIN#CHEKHOV'S FUCKIN KUME I GUESS i hate this game so much#i hate this game because i love it so much BUT the ending the ending is literally the only thing stopping me from adoring Y7 1000%#that and the mirror face moment but like. Fine Whatever i'll look over it if it means joon-gi cancels aoki live on twitter#back to mine tho. cause i mean. We Know Me. i really wish he lived just to see daigo's reaction#like i can't even begin to imagine how daigo would react to learning about everything mine did- what mine was GOING to do too#GOD i really dont know.... i REALLY dont know because daigo's a good man but that's SUCH a big betrayal#i feel like kiryu would've accidentally wing manned for mine though yk what i mean#listen if he's willing to tell daigo mine wouldn't betray him then im sure he'd help daigo understand that like#Ok Mine's Deranged But We Can Fix Him :) like father like son you know GOD theyre idiots but i love them like family#ok im prob gon run out of tags if i keep going i can save all that fr a fanfic idk BYYYYEE
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cis men really say the most brainless npc shit in the world with no shame. the other day my boyfriend asked me if people can wear belts with jeans.
#it’s like this weird energy of#person who has never experienced anything before#all of the dumbest people i’ve ever met have been cis men#and they all ask you the stupidest questions imaginable with a straight face#anyway i was like jeans have fucking belt loops do they not
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my cats whöm i love very much 1/3: george montgomery johnson and(/)or jones
#my cats#aka the dumbest sweetest weirdest boy i have EVER known#i thought this was a funny format for this post but really i just want to talk about george#he is. SO shy. he has only ever been seen by us and by lizzie one time when he DIDNT REALIZE SHE WASNT ME (like i said. stupidest)#but when he Knows it’s just his moms. guys he’s so weird he loves to be manhandled he wants us to put our whole faces on him#rub all over his belly blow on him fuck with his paws#and then he tries desperately to lick our faces raw#like i said SO weird#oh and he has. the SILLIEST meows he’s so annoying he meows at me all day and it’s so so so special#i’m gna post about my magical angel girls soon too because i LOVE sharing cat pictures but i just was rubbin my face on him#and the Urge To Post overwhelmed me#that’s all
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As far as self ship lore goes, Jonathan and I deserve to have a cute little wedding in Hawkins before we move to go to school in Seattle. As a treat. I mean come on we’ve known each other since early elementary school being neighbors it’s only the natural progression on things and all our friends can be there 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰 @anything-thats-rock-and-roll @itsfreakingbats @selfshippery @residentdormouse
#yes irl there is a photography school 30 minutes by transit to the grad school program I’m going to irl in September#yes I looked it up for canon purposes#Kate Byers just sounds so cute I have the stupidest grin on my face#kate x jonathan#the escapades of loner boy and his precious kate✨#REM will be in its infancy so we can hire them as entertainment I’m laughing my ass off#argyle will officiate#Will is the best man to both of us obvs#Jay is best man number 2#El is Jon’s maid of honor and Max is mine#no we’re never having kids. Jon is the only character I self ship w that is actually compatible w me in canon w the whole child free thing#that guy does not want kids ever. did you see the golfing scene???? it stresses him out so much.#stresses me tf out too just thinking about kids
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people are so stupid yet so confident. it astounds me
#there's this girl in my history class that has always annoyed me but today she tried to make the stupidest contention i've ever heard about#the russian revolution and i called her stupid to her face because literally ALL she does is act like the most pretentious douchebag and#waste all our class time talking ab the most irrelevant shit ever and talking back to our teacher for no good reason and i have had ENOUGH#google searching how to block and report people in real life for being annoying i'm so serious
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kathryn Janeway/Seven of Nine Characters: Kathryn Janeway, Seven of Nine, Harry Kim Summary:
Seven of Nine has an intense line of questioning for Harry Kim
#star trek voyager fanfic#janeway/seven#j/7#j/7 fanfic#this is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever written and i love it and I think it's so fucking funny#Me: Harry Kim sucks co- *I am grabbed by plainclothes operatives and shoved in the back of a van*#*pressing my face against the back windows frosting up with my breath voice muffled* HARRY KIM SUCKS COOOCK#(affectionately)
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I have a genuine question for yall- do you understand, now that we are all adults, how common it was for your teachers to just go to the teachers room and fucking cry? like its not even unusual. Not all, but a lot of teachers I work with have either cried in front of me or told me "lol i just need to lock myself in my classroom during my prep to sob" and i mean GOOD teachers, not just new ones, people who have been doing this shit for a decade. Like going to the teachers room to cry is the equivalent of sobbing in the walk in for food service workers- its just so fucking common. fuck, I was at my breaking point today and asked another teacher to cover my class so i could go to the teachers room, silently scream cry, use those dry ass brown paper towels to clean myself up, and was back teaching seventh grade within five minutes. Like thats... just part of the job? And I feel like for the most part students have no fucking idea.
#also not to be like 'teachers are stronger than US marines'#but like imagine having a full blown breakdown next to the copy machine and having to clean your face with those stupid fucking brown paper#towels and then immediatly going into a room full of seventh graders#who are dedicating all their collective brain power to forming the stupidest string of words ever constructed in a single sentence#and still getting paid one shiny quarter per month and free coffee (sometimes) in the teachers room#like i need you to vividly imagine crying your eyes out and then five minuteslater having to get 22 seventh graders to put their chromebook#away and on the chargers and take out their math work...its a miracle i haven't killed myself or them#i genuinely believe that a cop could never withstand THAT
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ocd please girl why
#this is genuinely the stupidest gd thing that has ever happened to me so far#klug cries#i am going to have night terrors because of funny face file bosco#Get Me Out Of Here!
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