#and they have the stupidest face ever
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shoutout to sea spiders. they have no reason to look as absurd as they do but they do anyway. and i love them for it so much
#sea spiders#bug appreciation post#bug thoughts#i love fucked up animals like these#especially when you look closer#and they have the stupidest face ever#they literally look like#|..|#not an exaggeration
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my step dad: here we have a hedgehog
me: sonic the hedgehog………..
#graveyardtxt#fortunately i did not say it out loud#unfortunately i did have the stupidest look on my face#i simply cannot think of hedgehogs normally ever again#sonic the hedgehog
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how it feels to play toys with friends
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One thing people should point out when explaining the evils of makeup is the amount of time it takes. It takes ages! And I know people that are really proficient at it can put it all on in ten minutes, but that's still ten minutes of your morning routine. A slow breakfast takes ten minutes, ten more minutes in bed take ten minutes, all way healthier things than putting on makeup
#I wear makeup for Reasons and it's basic concealer + mascara and it still takes me ten to fifteen minutes depending on the morning#I'm having#and I want to stop so bad because it's such an incredible waste of time#not so much the mascara which I really like (I have a blue one and I'm forever on the lookout of interestingly coloured ones)#but the concealer holy shit I hate that thing it's pure evil. makeup in general is#but I need to stop the Reasons first#especially going through all that and putting 20 strata of stuff on your face. which feels weird and starts making your skin feel heavy#and how do they not sweat like crazy from their face#anyway doing all that just to look as if you have no makeup on#stupidest thing ever at least goths and punks have something going on for them#although again imho of you really consider makeup a way of Expressing Yourself you'd stick to the eyes. and maybe tons of white mask#for that corpse/vampire look#anyway post brought to you by a reel I saw that I won't describe because I've written too much already and gotten bored#with it all#tbd#anyway makeup people + industry world's softest beigest most suffocating pillow
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who doesnt love wailing in their car
#i hate my life so much#i hate it i hate it. i cant stop crying my face is tingly i wanna throw up i cant stand it i cant stand it#i have no parents i have a shitty job i have a sister who hates me and has never liked me and is the stupidest fucking person i know#im all alone having to pay for all my bills and im still kind of dependent on my sister because she pays for my car insurance#and i dont think i could afford it if i didnt pay for it. and im wanting to drop out of college#because i have no motivation and cant stand working 30+ hours a week on top of going to school and it's all so hard for me#and i dont even feel like a person ever and i dont feel like im living my own life i dont think im real i dont think anything matters#im not even happy i cant. i think my life has no meaning and im too scared to even kill myself and i just wanna die#i hate my life and it hasnt gotten easier it's never gotten easier it's only gotten worse im in pain all the time and#it's getting harder and harder for me to be able to even move well and i cant afford things#and i just cant take it i cant take it i hate being alive i hate my life so much. god hates me he hates me he hates me he hates me#im never gonna go anywhere in life i dont know what to do. it's just over for me. my life is over i think.
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wip thing...
of my bg3 avatar hellebore. i also did some casual nude studies of my 3 characters which i'll put under a cut... rather unlike me after all. (so WARNING for abrupt non-sexual full Artistic nudity lol...,,,,) (< won't be making a habit of this)
they mean the world to me
#bg3 spoilers#?? idk. gith look so..Emaciated. And long. i guess we don't eat on the astral plane :) anyway..well..too much to say.....#it is very very very depressing having to live in the Real World after that final playthrough meant so very much to me.#i normally feel Hope & suchlike after finishing a highly immersive emotional game..but it's too hard this time and it hurtsssss lol yippee#i appreciate bg3 very much for being a place where i could access the concept of nudity & such like in a way that finally felt comfortable.#bodies are inherently non-sexual. they just Are a Fact of Life. this game being NORMAL about nudity from the character creation screen#makes it possible for someone like me to actually have a chance at accessing sensuality in a way that feels comfortable from there.#dont feel like putting it into words further. im ace. just very grateful to this game. even despite the horrors i will never ever forget it#augoh..gugf.. want to go back. my friends & love are in there.....i'm supposed to just move on? in the real world??? THIS place???? UHH????#my characters canonically look like that too!! i see them as intersex and not so much trans. They just look that way.#Diversity win!!! the people who enacted horrors upon you and are trying to kill you again respect your pronouns!!!! <3#I FAILED HONOUR MODE IN THE STUPIDEST WAY POSSIBLE..ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED AN ITEM. MY LOVER TOUCHED SOME BLOOD-TOUCHED RAG ITEM @ THE CRECHE#AND MY PEOPLE MASSACRED US... YOU BELOVED PRAT. OF COURSE IT WOULD BE YOU AND IN THIS WAY#grateful for love triangle chaos...INTENSE EX DRAMA... IT HAD MAJOR REPURCUSSIONS THIS TIME...ohh so very much happened ohh my dear#truly don't know how to face the Real World now for real. I Don't Know. something has snapped. ive realised twt just makes me feel sad lol#if something in my spare time isn't at least half as fun as bg3....like.. it's not good enough. god we only have one wild and precious life#being Online makes me feel a loneliness so wretched and painful and horrible i really don't think this is the answer.#Why did you even start drawing in the first place? Why did you start this?#For real..the need to work this out and decide what on earth i'm going to do now has presented itself. Why try to get better..why be online#someone who has an imagination that can keep them so happy and fulfilled...has no business also feeling a loneliness as profound as this.#why was someone THIS introverted and withdrawn and anxious also cursed with such a restlessness?#What are you going to DO now? because hellebore and their lover are fine....... So what about you...?#hellebore..😭😭 AUUGHH!! I JUST WANT TO GO TO MY BED IN THE INN...PLAY ON MY VIOLIN THAT'S WHAT I'D DO!!!! i'd drink some ALE DAMNIT!!!!!#i was rereading My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness- the only time i've seen this level of emotional isolation depicted-and was grateful.#but then i read her latest book and now she has a debilitating substance abuse situation and it's upsetting.#I hope she finds what she was looking for. I hope we all make it. kind of wild that i dont do such major self-sabotage at this point myself#I truly think anyone who manages to find dear friends and achieve fulfillment and happiness with others outside themselves are amazing.#I see it happen from my tower. i hope we all make it. I hope we can make it through everything to come.#Why did i say all this on drawings of my characters naked. ah who even cares any more......
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it's definitely for the best but i will admit that i'm a little disappointed that mcu quill's dad is A Guy and not. this thing
#yes that is a planet with a face. ego the living planet we've all seen him#literally the stupidest character i've ever had the displeasure of reading about and now you tell me the mcu made him normal?#have they no respect for their comic book heritage???#joking. joking. i am liveblogging so i have no idea where they're going with it but i do very much anticipate it being For The Best#i don't see how it could NOT be an improvement to be honest.
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driving got me feeling a Certain Way .
#i feel like im going insane like .#the number of ppl that just straight up have their whole ass phone right in front of their face is INSANE#like u know ur going to get someone killed right ?? RIGHT ?????#best case they’re causing unnecessary traffic which is also fucking infuriating like U CAN FUCKING WAIT TO SEND A TEXT. U CAN WAIT.#& it seems like running stop signs & red lights is becoming more regular like .#like . u know that’s gonna get YOU killed one day right???? ur gonna run a fucking stop & another idiot is also gonna run that same stop#& ur both hopefully going to die so therere less of you out here driving like fucjing assholes#i don’t fucking get it but ig there’s nothing to get bc they’re probably the stupidest pieces of shit ever & will never think they’re#in the wrong .#@everyone who does any or all of the above pls kill urself immediately i am so serious#while we’re on the topic they should put a brick wall at the end of lanes thatre about to end#if ur not going to fucking merge before the lane ends then ur not merging at all asshole#it’s ur responsibility to find a spot to merge in#it is not my job to make sure that the lil baby drivers have space to merge in a mile AFTER the fucking lane ends#don’t let me catch u out in the streets being a bitch bc i’m at my wits end .
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cis men really say the most brainless npc shit in the world with no shame. the other day my boyfriend asked me if people can wear belts with jeans.
#it’s like this weird energy of#person who has never experienced anything before#all of the dumbest people i’ve ever met have been cis men#and they all ask you the stupidest questions imaginable with a straight face#anyway i was like jeans have fucking belt loops do they not
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As far as self ship lore goes, Jonathan and I deserve to have a cute little wedding in Hawkins before we move to go to school in Seattle. As a treat. I mean come on we’ve known each other since early elementary school being neighbors it’s only the natural progression on things and all our friends can be there 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰 @anything-thats-rock-and-roll @itsfreakingbats @selfshippery @residentdormouse
#yes irl there is a photography school 30 minutes by transit to the grad school program I’m going to irl in September#yes I looked it up for canon purposes#Kate Byers just sounds so cute I have the stupidest grin on my face#kate x jonathan#the escapades of loner boy and his precious kate✨#REM will be in its infancy so we can hire them as entertainment I’m laughing my ass off#argyle will officiate#Will is the best man to both of us obvs#Jay is best man number 2#El is Jon’s maid of honor and Max is mine#no we’re never having kids. Jon is the only character I self ship w that is actually compatible w me in canon w the whole child free thing#that guy does not want kids ever. did you see the golfing scene???? it stresses him out so much.#stresses me tf out too just thinking about kids
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people are so stupid yet so confident. it astounds me
#there's this girl in my history class that has always annoyed me but today she tried to make the stupidest contention i've ever heard about#the russian revolution and i called her stupid to her face because literally ALL she does is act like the most pretentious douchebag and#waste all our class time talking ab the most irrelevant shit ever and talking back to our teacher for no good reason and i have had ENOUGH#google searching how to block and report people in real life for being annoying i'm so serious
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it's always some sort of temperature in here.
#two separate days. Crimes commited were : gently washing my face and eating slightly warm soup.#washing your face when nosebleeding is on god one of the stupidest tasks ever#face#my plant though ? dashing. i water it with aquarium water and the blood from all the stuff i have to handwash
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kathryn Janeway/Seven of Nine Characters: Kathryn Janeway, Seven of Nine, Harry Kim Summary:
Seven of Nine has an intense line of questioning for Harry Kim
#star trek voyager fanfic#janeway/seven#j/7#j/7 fanfic#this is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever written and i love it and I think it's so fucking funny#Me: Harry Kim sucks co- *I am grabbed by plainclothes operatives and shoved in the back of a van*#*pressing my face against the back windows frosting up with my breath voice muffled* HARRY KIM SUCKS COOOCK#(affectionately)
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ocd please girl why
#this is genuinely the stupidest gd thing that has ever happened to me so far#klug cries#i am going to have night terrors because of funny face file bosco#Get Me Out Of Here!
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Comparing Hand Sizes
This was the stupidest love advice Bakugou ever received. But he had to give it a shot.
Bakugou approached you at the house party, steeling himself for the worst. The Bakusquad would have hell to pay if this didn’t work.
“Oi,” Bakugou said. “Wanna compare hand sizes?”
“Um… sure?”
He feared that you might’ve already caught onto his little game, but you still held up your hand against his.
“Guess mine’s bigger,” Bakugou said, as instructed.
Bakugou didn’t know where to fucking go from here, because the idiots didn’t give him the full instructions for this dumb trick. Bakugou went with his gut instead. His fingers intertwined with yours, letting both your hands drop. His hand still gripped yours firmly.
You laughed in his face. “Really? This is how you finally make a move on me? You’re such a dork!”
“S-so what? It fucking worked, didn’t it?!”
After that, Bakugou didn’t let go of your hand for almost the entire night. He didn’t endure that embarrassment for nothing. However, he knew he needed more.
“So... ya wanna compare lips too? Wonder whose is better.”
“Wow. You are sooooo dorky!”
“Will you just get over here?!”
#bakugou x reader#fanfiction#fanfic#bnha fanfiction#reader insert#reader fic#x reader#katsuki x you#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou x you#bakugo x you#katsuki bakugo x reader#mha fanfiction#mha bakugou#mha#mha x reader#bnha bakugou#bnha x reader#bnha#bakugou x y/n#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x y/n#katsuki x y/n#bakugou katuski x reader#x y/n#x you#testing this tag2
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RAFE CAMERON ⟢ not for the money
x FEM!reader ⟢ MASTERLIST
SUMMARY: you are scared that rafe thinks you’re only in the relationship for his money
WORD COUNT: 833
GENRE: fluff
CONTENT WARNING: soft!rafe cameron
the scent of saltwater and pine carried through the open balcony door of rafe cameron’s bedroom, where you perched, fidgeting with the hem of your sundress. it had been a week since you overheard them—the cruel whispers in the back of the country club that claimed you were only with Rafe for his money.
“she’s so lucky,” one girl had sneered. “he pays for everything. i wouldn’t lift a finger either if i had a guy like that.”
“she’s totally using him,” one said, her tone dripping with disdain. “i mean, look at her. rafe’s always paying for everything.”
“right?” the other chimed in. “hair, nails, those dinners? she’s just in it for the money.”
another had laughed. “she just loves the chanel.”
the words striked you like a blow. was that really how people saw you? you’d never thought of yourself as someone who’d take advantage of him, but now, doubt crept in, wrapping around your chest like a vise.
their words kept echoeing in your head as rafe entered the room, his usual confident swagger softened by the adoration in his eyes. he set a bag from your favorite boutique on the dresser—a clear sign that he’d picked up yet another surprise for you.
“hey, sweet girl,” he said, crossing the room to kiss your temple. “i got you something.”
your chest tightened, guilt swarming you.
“baby,” you started, forcing a smile as you turned to face him. “you didn’t have to—”
“i wanted to,” he interrupted, his brows knitting together. “what’s mine is yours, sweet girl. you know that.”
you hesitated, the nagging doubts pulling at your resolve. if the people at the club thought you were a gold digger, you couldn’t stand the idea of him believing it too.
so, that’s when you decided: no more gifts, no more dates entirely on his dime. you were going to prove that you loved him for him.
the next week, your new approach to things began to show.
at your usual dinner spot, when the waiter brought the check, you quickly grabbed it before rafe could.
“what are you doing?” Rafe asked, blinking at you in confusion.
“splitting it,” you said firmly, pulling out your card.
“splitting?” He looked at you like you’d spoken a foreign language. “babe, no, put that away.”
“rafe,” you insisted, your tone leaving no room for argument. “i’m paying for my half.”
he frowned, but he let you do it. that frown deepened over the next few days as he noticed more changes: no more nail or hair appointments showing up on his credit card statement, no impromptu shopping trips with bags of chanel or prada waiting at your apartment.
by the time your next date rolled around, he’d had enough.
“okay,” he said, sliding into the booth across from you at the diner. “spill.”
“spill what?” you asked innocently, focusing intently on your menu.
“don’t play coy, sweet girl. i know you. you’ve been acting weird all week. no more letting me pay, no more gifts—what’s going on?”
you sighed, setting the menu down. “i just… i overheard some people at the club. they think i’m using you just for your money. and i don’t want you to ever think that too.”
his expression softened instantly, and he reached across the table, taking your hand in his.
“baby,” he murmured, his voice low and full of affection. “that’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard.”
you looked at him, surprised by his reaction. “rafe—”
“no, listen to me,” he said firmly. “i don’t care what those people say. they don’t know you. i know you. you’ve been there for me when no one else has. you’ve stuck around through my worst. you think i’m dumb enough to think it’s about the money?”
you blinked, his words sinking in.
“i buy you things because i can and want to,” he continued. “because you deserve the world, and i want to give it to you. not because i think you need it, or because i think it’s the only way to keep you around. got it?”
tears pricked at your eyes, and you nodded. “i just… i didn’t want you to feel like i was taking advantage of you.”
he chuckled softly, standing up to slide into the booth beside you, wrapping an arm around your shoulders.
“sweet girl,” he said, pressing a kiss to your temple, “you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. don’t let some jealous nobodies make you think otherwise.”
you leaned into him, a small smile creeping onto your face.
“okay,” you whispered.
“good,” he said, pulling out his card as the waiter approached. “now let me pay for dinner, and stop being weird.”
you laughed, swatting at his chest. “fine, rafe. you win.”
and as you sat there, wrapped in his arms, you finally let yourself believe it—rafe cameron loved you for you as you loved rafe cameron for rafe cameron.
and that was more valuable than anything money could buy.
#lizzieswrites𝜗𝜚#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron#rafe cameron imagine#rafe cameron outer banks#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe cameron x you#rafe cameron x y/n#drew starkey x y/n#drew starkey x you#drew starkey imagine#drew starkey x reader#drew starkey#outerbanks rafe
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