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something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.
i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales
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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14
I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!
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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
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We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot
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More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing… More i Fight my foes i’m Trouncing.
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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It is extremely sad that there are people out there who are using an AI girlfriend tool who also crushes their dreams and aspirations.
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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me
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the tv show cash cab used to give me anxiety because it made me think about this situation where i would be having a really shitty day like i just got yelled at at work or something and when i’m trying to get home this bald dude and his disco ceiling would drive me around in a circle and force me to answer trivia questions
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Also the good guy is already halfway through a marriage to some other woman
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it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies
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