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I want more time.
#hey so there are bonus kisses at the morphic pool y'all!#and they have officially fucked me up!#bg3#patch 6 spoilers#patch 6 bg3#bg3 spoilers#gale dekarios#gale x tav#oc: fern mireth
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Hua Cheng really said luck may not be on his side but I AM, so if he loses that's against the rules because in MY city law is Xie Lian always wins at everything and the prize is anything he asks for. Argue with the wall or my scimitar and I respect that.
#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#s2 ep2#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#happy wife happy life#*fucks up a game of dice telekinetically*#“oh no I seem to have lost!! please give me your half eaten cold bun. for reasons. please im beg-”
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APPARENTLY JOHNLOCK DOESN’T ROCK ON JUST EARTH NOW
‼️⚠️this is NOT an au⚠️‼️
Our babies are on Mars.
Freaking MARS.
Okay backtrack. So basically both SHERLOC and WATSON are cameras attached to a robotic arm in search of life on Mars. SHERLOC detects organic molecules and minerals on Mars, and WATSON captures detailed images of the Martian surface to support SHERLOC's analysis.
(Apparently this program was launched a while ago on July 30, 2020. In 13 days our babies are gonna have their fourth Mars anniversary. I’m going to cry.)
In my mind:
SHERLOC: *bossily points at something*
WATSON: *heaves sigh and takes photos*
More information can be found at:
#I am 137 years old and I rock in space with my husband#the world explode and these two survive#johnlockians have officially infiltrated nasa#me picturing sexy robotic arm doing sexy things to sexy camera#mr arthur conan doyle do you want to wake up a teensy bit to take a look at just the exact legacy you’ve accomplished#they are LITERALLY legendary enough TO BE ON FUCKING MARS#name me another ship famous enough to be launched into space by nasa#THERE ARE NONE#I think I’m going to curl up in a corner and cry a little bit now#johnlock#acd johnlock#bbc sherlock#sherlock#sherlock holmes#john watson#acd holmes#acd watson#sherlock fandom#johnlock headcanon#SHERLOC and WATSON#tjlc#nasa#buckingham-ashtray
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farewell, one for all
#tribute art for the ofa subplot concluding in the manga#seeing the last panel of all the users smiling fucked me up so bad i genuinely cried seeing it#like theyre at peace now fuckkk😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#rest in peace to one of the most underrated subplots in mha#midoriya izuku#yk what im tagging all the users too even if u can barely see them in the pic#shigaraki yoichi#mha kudou#mha bruce#shinomori hikage#banjo daigoro#tayutai en#shimura nana#yagi toshinori#mha ofa#mha one for all#bnha#mha#this is also my entree for the official fanart contest JUMP is holding!#though this was drawn b4 mha ended. i only finished it now haha#i ended up rushing it a bit cus 2day was the deadline#tho i was 20 mins late so i probably dont have a chance#dahlia.art
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my shimamatsu artbook came in so i finally got to see the rest of the unreleased teacher set...
scans of gym teacher oso from this set can be found here!
choro's a math teacher, which i feel like is pretty fitting for her. they drew her very cute, peak froggy expression.
ichi's a science teacher, like in teacher matsu merch by movic. he's also setting a bad example for his students by wearing open-toed shoes which is against standard lab safety rules, for shame smh.
jyushi is an art teacher! very cute, he's definitely fitting the bill of the zany art teacher stereotype.
totty's an english teacher. he's really meant it when he said he doesn't want to work bc he's giving us NOTHING in that awakened art. his outfits are very cute, though.
" gee, mj. where's kara? wasn't he the one you were the most curious about? " wELL. i waited to share him last bc...
when i tell you that i opened to this page in art book to find this set, saw kara, and then immediately closed the book...
he's a japanese / literature teacher, which i do think fits. ( still such a missed opportunity to have him as a music teacher... ) * puts my face in my hands * he's such a dork.
#sorry these aren't the best pictures i still need to figure out how to scan bound books with my scanner aaa#ngl kara not being a music teacher here like i was hoping is really tempting me to make him one in kuroba's teacher au...#but idk i'm really attached to him being an english teacher in that au i already have headcanons for how he interacts with his students...#also i'm using she/her for choro bc she's transfem to me. do not question me further. /lh#the movic merch is still my fave version of them as teachers#the only leg up this set has is oso being a gym teacher#that's so true in my heart i love the idea of him becoming a gym teacher in the future...#seriously tho why is kara the only one with different hair it's fucking me up#osomatsu-san#osmt#shimamatsu#choromatsu#ichimatsu#jyushimatsu#todomatsu#karamatsu#official
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As a certified dbda fan, I can suspend my disbelief about a lot of the iffier writing, but y'know what I still can't wrap my head around? The fact that Charles had childhood trauma that heavy and that relevant in his day to day life and somehow Edwin just... didn't know.
Like, you're telling me that in 35 years, Charles never mentioned it? Never alluded to it, never joked about it, never even accidentally implied it? The trauma from his childhood was so bad that it still deeply triggered him 35 years after the fact, to the point he was ready to physically assault the father in the Devlin house, and Edwin had apparently never figured that out?
Had the boys never come across a case with an abusive parent before? An abused child? Any violent man? Are we supposed to believe that this is the first time in 35 years that Charles has had to confront this trauma?
Because listen, I could believe it if in the Devlin house, when Crystal told Edwin about Charles' dad, Edwin had a reaction like "I thought that might be the case but I didn't want to believe it/mention it" but NO! He flat out just,,, didn't know?? How are you going to be a detective and not figure out that your best friend of 35 years has insane childhood trauma??
#also dont get me started on the fact that charles was best friends with edwin for OVER 30 YEARS and couldnt tell edwin about his dad#but he can tell crystal after knowing her for a few weeks??#AND THEN CRYSTAL IS THE ONE TO TELL EDWIN?? WITHOUT CHARLES' PERMISSION???#maybe im biased cuz even tho my trauma is nowhere near charles' me and my parter loooove to yap about our fucked up families#its official yapping would have saved them#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland
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Found a strong contender for funniest bsd official art
#Where's that post about pm being the most fucked up family ever#You have:#Chuuya and Mori absolutely KILLING IT they're so funny#Dazai being trapped at karaoke with the four people he hates the most in the whole world (Chuuya Mori Akutagawa and himself)-#looking even more suicidal than usual? It's rare for me to sympathize with Dazai but this time I'm sincerely pitying him#Akutagawa being humiliated once again#ōgai mori#chūya nakahara#ryūnosuke akutagawa#osamu dazai#bsd#bungou stray dogs#17/01/23#bsd promo art#mine#q.#bsd official art
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siren
#bakuspecial#cw: nudity#cw: body horror#monster#siren! I think. they're bird to me#I think this has been brewing since that stream mim did of drawing dnd monsters only from official text description#and when the official art for the sirens were shown I was like. oh thats just a woman with wings#lmao like. granted. its an official dnd book available for all audience. you cant make it too Bad To Look At#(I do not agree with this but it wasnt about me. if its about me its gonna be about very few people lmao)#but yeah. after that I got slightly too into the idea of putting more bird into birdwoman#but I also do genuinely love monsters that are Rearranged Human Parts so. I couldnt commit too much to the bird scales Im so sorry#I wanted the fleshiness. the feel. textural experience of holding her hands and being like oh that's a human#even when ur eyes tell u otherwise. mmm#...I looked to my right as I was typing these tags and saw. the fucked up pikmin I tried to sculpt the other day along with the pin#and got startled#its so. its so fucked up. gods. dusty white naked grainy parsnip#I used to have that one doll I butchered wanting to customize in a box next to me and thats way less upsetting than this. man#its perfect actually I will never throw this thing away. anyways#now. now I go to bed. its sleep time for the baku#have a good night lads! you CAN have it both way easily you just need a big bat
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Akaren Day Two: Reincarnation
#pippi art#demon slayer fanart#kny rengoku#demon slayer rengoku#kny akaza#rengoku fanart#akaren#renkaza#akaza x rengoku#demon slayer akaza#akaza fanart#akarenweek2024#THEY DONT LOOK LINEAR TO THE CANON BECAUSE THEYRE REINCARNATED GUYS#I’m officially up to date on my akaren week omg I PROMISE IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN ASFCJFDSDTGJ#In this reincarnation thingy au Kyo and Akaza are kids and they are dojo buddies#because they would absolutely be childhood friends me thinks#baby Akaza would have a fuck ass buzzcut#strawberry blonde kyo!!!
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Would
(go to one of his theatrical broadway-wannabe concerts or perhaps a late night gameshow comedy hour sketch performance. I’m not too picky I’d be willing to pay money just to see him perform anything period)
Yea I felt like doing something silly in order to break away from the dread of finals week coming up. What can I say? I’m a professional procrastinator. But man oh man it was a good call this time around—I mean just look as this scrumptious masterpiece right here. Time well spent for sure. Genuinely I believe to have cooked with it chat /j
This is a version without the added stars by the way. And the second one is obviously just raw image reference/the original “bereal concert meme” source. I was very tempted to put Puzzles in that same exact outfit—however I decided it would be overly time consuming to make two separate versions. Maybe once finals are over I’ll be able to do that :)
#Obviously the abrupt ‘would’ was only referring to watching him not alluding to anything else don’t read into subtext or innuendos teehee#I’ve officially gone bananas over this pathetic twink#what does this say about me? honestly I’m still trying to figure that one out chief#are the rumors about me listening to Billie Eilish’s ‘Lunch’ continuously while drawing this true? I won’t tell :)#sorry once again I find myself in the delicate situation of wondering if I want to be that man or if I want to be with him#or if I simply wanna admire him from afar and cheer him on like the rabid fan/stan I have become#all the questions running rampant in the mind of an aroace who somehow wound up with this fruity man as a comfort character#ladies and gentlemen welcome to the mind fuck (cue the song ‘Mind Brand’) /j#….sorry I think I’m getting progressively less coherent with these tags every time I post lmfao help#it’s just so fun writing whatever nonsense comes into my mind first#smg4 bereal concert meme#mr puzzles bereal concert meme#bereal concert meme but Mr. Puzzles smg4#bereal concert meme mr puzzles#yea okay think we are in the clear with all the oddly specific tags—now time to see if my art finally makes it to Google images lol#hplonesome art
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Diabolik Lovers Secret Memories Ruki Mukami Clear File Folder
I was supposed to lose everything in my long life. The only thing that I don't want to lose is you. I am a vampire, but you are a human. Even though I had to say goodbye to you one day. In casual everyday life, the smile I see through the lens makes my heart beat faster, and it seems to be screaming, "I want to be with you forever."
Do not repost!
#surprise late evening post!#this one's for you @ottie ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )#i know how much you love academic ruki hehe#so do i. he can fuck me up anytime tbh#rejet peaked with this and the 2022 birthday merch lines#they both have me 🛐🛐🛐_(´ཀ`」 ∠) _#and naturally both have pride of place in my room#sadly i couldn't fit the whole folder on my small scanner ;_; and i def won't be able to fit the 2022 birthday wall tapestry fjfjdhd#hhhhh both are so gorgeous. and the text i transcribed above aughh _(:°з」∠)_#fucking end me#ruki mukami#ruki x yui#diabolik lovers official art#secret memories#mine#diabolik lovers#diahell#dialovers
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not now sweetie mama’s busy thinking about mcr 5
#idk i just think thoughts man#mcr#summoning mcr5#manifesting mcr5#mcr5 truthing#mcr5 is real#mcr tumblr#gerard way#mikey way#frank iero#ray toro#the black parade#three cheers for sweet revenge#danger days#conventional weapons#you brought me your bullets i brought you my love#what the fuck guys#GERARD ARTHUR WAY#MICHAEL JAMES WAY#FRANK ANTHONY IERO#RAYMOND [REDACTED] TORO#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU UP TO#I CANNOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK BEFORE I OFFICIALLY START COLLEGE#DAMMIT#GUYS#my chemical romance#my chem romance#my chemical fucking romance#my chem#I AM A MCR5 TRUTHER
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wait, that elias?
#huge shoutout to @sepezzz elias design this is very much inspired by it. go look at it#im so serious if i never draw another person manspreading in a fucking office chair it’ll be TOO SOON#anyways.#the juxtaposition truly is crazy hahaaha right people change in the weirdest of ways#i like thinking about how they both present themselves. elias understands he works at Important Academic Research Facility so he still#sooort of tries to look somewhat official. but well he also gets away with what he can#he has that vibe of Yeah i work here and im kind of important but i’m chill. i know how to chill#meanwhile that other freak is just like i am going to make this body look presentable or so help me god.#he’s the Head of the Institute he can no longer have whimsy okay. and listen it’s not because i think jonah is that boring and would#dislike piercings and funny socks or whatever. i think he’d like those. but see he needs to make this believable that elias truly has#changed okay. and also like i said he is the Head of the Institute he needs to look Super Normal And Unremarkable#anyways i think it’s funny how elias’ whole thing is that he tries to distance himself from his family image and tries really hard to Not#end up like a rich asshole. and then. well.#(looks around) So i think about this man a normal amount.#i could write like 20 thinkpieces on both of them but instead they’re gonna make me do college essays about like language and shit.#myart#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#oh my god it is actually un fucking believable how much i think about him every day#if this becomes a daily elias blog yall will just have to deal
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Transandrophobia truthers are so damn racist and white oh my fucking god y'all actually piss me the fuck off every time you tokenize Black and brown men for your stupid as fuck "mra but make it trans-inclusive" ideology created by a creepy guy with a corrective rape fetish(something I'll never let up on for as long as I live, btw). If I ever see another one of y'all say "Black and brown men face discrimination because they're seen as overly masculine and that's why masculinity in men is oppressed in this society" I will literally kill myself. Stop using Black and brown men as brownie points for your bullshit arguments about misandry being real when you don't have the slightest idea how racialized oppression works. White boys are so annoying and dumb istfg.
@punkeropercyjackson @punknicodiangelo @pinkpinkstarlet
#like none of the dumbasses i've seen say this shit have been poc and HEY IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT#because actual black and brown men know that their oppression is not based around masculinity but around RACISM#because if it was about masculinity then feminine men of color wouldn't face the same oppression and would be privileged over them which#is not true#it's also worth mentioning that black and brown WOMEN also face these same issues of being seen as more aggressive/strong/violent and thus#more dangerous even more so than our male counterparts so it's not an 'anti-masculinity' issue it's a fucking racism issue#plus once again feminine women of color also face these stereotypes#when we are masculinized even while presenting as feminine that isn't anti-masculinity you dumb fucks that's just racialized misogyny#and misogynoir#it is incredibly telling that white transmascs who use this argument never even mention women of color and that's because if they did then#their entire headass argument would fall apart because it's not about MASCULINITY being oppressed it's about RACISM(which newsflash women#experience too) and masculinity being assumed of black and brown people(women included) is just another facet of the white supremacist#gender binary not any form of masculinity being 'oppressed' in this society lol#don't even get me started on how these men misuse butch lesbians in their arguments as well and act like they are man-lite ugh#sorry but as a black woman i am officially pissed off rbn#like y'all love to spout 'intersectionality' and shit maybe *throws book at them* ACTUALLY READ UP AND LEARN WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS#stop misusing words created by black women to prove that men are an oppressed group on god you mfers are annoying#anyway the lesson learned here is that white trans men are just as insipid and racist as their cis counterparts#pos the lot of you#racism#transandrophobia is not real#op
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There will not be a single moment next week in which I’m not running around doing something
#full time studying / volunteering at the refugee center / volunteering at two clinics#literally ab to have a meeting ab shadowing a doctor who’s researching ftd dementia in like 50 minutes#organic chemistry research 5 days a week bc ur bitch is trying to get published#hitting the gym 6 days a week. I’ll probably have to move it to mornings soon#meal prep#trying to snag a lowkey part time job#trying to read 30 minutes before bed#somehow have 2 fit a social life into this#I’m excited bc I finally feel like my time budgeting abilities are being put to the test BUT holy fuck .#studying will be my no 1 priority always. literally catch me doing anki cards in any pocket of free time I have#but I better live up to the challenge of juggling everything else too#ik I got this. and these are all things im choosing to do. not things I have to do#and I love being busy so it’ll be so fun#just had to be in awe for a second bc I used to admire girls who’re like this. and I am officially about to be one of them#p
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gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au
#kaishin#i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH#but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN#yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor#i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER#also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc#i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee#also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH#also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs#thats why im just yapping here LOL#might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk#yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles#ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW#but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee#akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE#OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU#anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW#oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO#kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene#anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love#ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO#AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE#oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear#ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO#the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same#you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳
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