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ianthesmells · 1 month ago

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the fandomization of mouthwashing really watering it down tbh LOL seeing a game that focuses on like, rape culture and how women are dismissed, and then seeing people drawing chibi jimmy, anya/curly uwu fluff, or like random crossovers with characters in the mouthwashing scenario just to put a guy in bandages and forget that the story is about a rape… and then the added psychic damage of the constant rape discussions because of the US election being followed by Hot Anime Boy Curly on my feed… its rough out here yall

#i dont even think this game was THAT good #but bc its popular rn i keep seeing stuff of it that irritates me LOL #can not stand curly/anya as a ship like #yall want a ship from this game SO bad #and they dont even make it like. problematic or anything #its just like curly comforting anya as if he helped her at all the whole game #as if it wasnt a major theme that he did Nothing #i understand drawing shitposts for serious medas cause i do it but like #something about it with mouthwashing feels particularly shallow and . ironically . dismissive #i dont like to participate in discoursw rly or publicly post abt fandom things #cause i like to let people enjoy stuff even if i think its stupid…#HOWEVER. its my blog n if i wanna complain then i will <3 #mouthwashing #number 1 curly hater #mostly bc people universally think jimmy is the bad guy #but many overlook curly’s part in this story and are just like #yaaaay hot blonde man (:#sheesh!

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ophanstears · 1 month ago

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I know that Clover's gender is up to interpretation (the devs DID say so themselves) but I still feel weird when people make them exclusively male or female LOL Like it's TECHNICALLY fine??? but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

more in tags as usual because I am a yapper. i am so sorry for having strong opinions about gender and representation. i am usually more fun than this 🥲🥲🥲🥲

#whenever ppl talk about clover being male it feels like they are unconsciously reinforcing gender roles???#vague sexist vibes yknow #this is such an innocent thing to complain about but i dont care!! i am a HATER!!!!!!#I think it bothers me so much because it reminds me of how Kris was treated and is STILL being treated. “well in my headcanon he is a boy”#again its technically fine!!! the devs said its cool and i wont hate anyone for it. but its still so weird yknow #especially cus most ppl reason them to be a boy because “well he likes guns and thats a boy thing!!!!!!”#“his design looks like a boy but his animations are like a girl”#“he is a cowBOY and he looks masculine so-” shut up i will stick your head down a toilet #many people think its an obvious fact that they are male.#whenever the cast calls Clover by he or a boy in fan content I can feel my entire face shrivel up #“THEY WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!!!” aka the curse that keeps me from enjoying anything thats just made for fun #i think its a case of self-insertiritis... even though clover is their own separate person as is UTDR's tradition #bonus points if they make them a boy so they can ship them with kanako without being gay 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨#🤨🤨🤨🤨bonus points if they make them female so they can ship them with flowey without being gay 🤨🤨🤨🤨#female clover is actually rare and not nearly as problematic. i can tolerate female clover because luckypatch is such a rare ship anyhow #this does not even mention the weird ships with martlet and ceroba. yeah its the monster girls only. and in those theyre also a boy #never starlo or dalv which thank god but. guess why. go figure #ive had people headcanon martlet knowing clover as a kid and dating them later? i do not need to explain why thats grooming LOL #the undertale yellow fandom on reddit. is so bad. god. do not go there #i know its filled to the brim with teens who have the media literacy skills of a wet piece of paper and their minds in the gutters 24/7 but #cmon.#the things they have done to ceroba and martlet. the curse of being women. girlypops i am SO sorry you do not deserve it #undertale #undertale yellow #uty #clover #ceroba #martlet

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seventh-district · 7 months ago

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not even gonna tag this properly bc i don't wanna get Involved but i do have some Thoughts i need to get out into the void so here we go

(aaa quick edit: CW for mention/discussion of Boothill leaks)

#today's gone Badly and i'm upset but instead of venting abt it i'm gonna channel that energy into doing a bit of tag rambling abt Boothill #well. less abt Him and more abt uh. self-analyzing my anxiety surrounding contributing to fandoms. he's just today's catalyst #like. i know it's mostly a me thing. i'm hypersensitive to criticism and very conflict avoidant + socially anxious + perfectionistic etc.#so I'm the one that keeps myself from posting more stuff out of fear of being criticized or called-out for what i've made #bc inevitably Someone's gonna see it and think its OOC or a problematic take or they'll misread my intent. etc etc what have you #but like. that's inevitable. there's no way to communicate every single thing with all of the nuance required to avoid misunderstandings #and other times it's not a misunderstanding it's just a difference of opinions and that's Fine!! there's no accounting for personal taste #there's no accounting for several things actually. taste‚ bias‚ lore-knowledge‚ differing levels of chronic-online-ness‚ etc #so this isn't me complaining abt the state of fandom culture (although i do think. sometimes. ppl take shit a bit too seriously)#but anyways all of this is mostly just anxiety-fueled. it's not like i very often actually even receive negative feedback or anything #if anything ppl tend to tell me that i'm overthinking it and killing my own fun and worried that my stuff is more OOC than it is #which like. yeah. Yeah u right :) but that's just the way that i am! always losing the idgaf war i suppose #anyways what's Boothill got to do w this ur wondering. well. i've been thinking abt the quickly emerging concept that he's illiterate.#and it just. has me feeling a lot of ways. and watching ppl disagree over it has me feeling some Bad ways. bc it's def a loaded topic!#if you'll pardon the pun there. and i don't rlly have anything new to add other than that i'm conflicted abt it.#like yeah i saw the leaks days ago. of him mentioning 'not hitting the books' much as a child when we ask him why he sends voice messages #or voice Transcriptions ig. ykwim. and like. *braces for impact* ...i liked it? like. it doesn't feel right to call it endearing #i'm not trying to infantilize him. ok that's not the right word either but ugh. you know? what i mean?? who am i kidding even i don't know #it's not quite right to say that it feels like Representation either. but it's something close i guess #as a southern person myself who didn't receive a 'complete' education due to factors that weren't to do with my intelligence #the concept of seeing him as a capable force to be reckoned with and respected who also happens to have not received much formal education #i like that. i do. but there's so many issues w it at the same time. like. as i said‚ being southern myself has me Wary of the way Hoyo is-#writing him. as well as of the way that the fandom is taking the bits of his lore and running away w them. and i'm Very aware of how ppl-#will see a southern character and be All Too Eager to agree that they're lacking intelligence based on our Redneck™ stereotype #sigh. and before we even go too far with this. it's not even confirmed that hes completely illiterate. which is a valid criticism i've seen #there's Multiple reasons that could make him prefer voice to text. but regardless. i'm just worried that ppl will misconstrue my intentions #like. example: that edit i made the other day of him saying 'no thanks i can't read'. wasn't me playing into the stereotype of-#'haha dumb country boy can't read!' it was. in my eyes. something he'd say as a joke to make light of a potential insecurity #like. i think there's far more depth to Boothill's character if ppl could look past the surface. and i dont wanna contribute to the problem #but sometimes ppl Will have stereotypical traits and i wish the same could apply to characters as long as it's done Thoughtfully.

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princsstwilightsparkl · 9 months ago

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people who put really specific and completely unproblematic ship shippers in their fucking dnis are so funny to me, like what do you have against those little lesbians ?? does this mf have twipie trauma ?? what did they do to u

#im sorry but i giggle every time i see someone do this #'um boyf riends shippers dni 🥺' WHAT DID THE LITTLE GAY HIGH SCHOOLERS DO TO U #ITS ALWAYS SO SPECIFIC LIKE WHAT IS UR PROBLEM IM GIGGLING #people do this in the saiki k fandom so much and its really funny to me #because it reminds me of way back when i was in like the sanders sides fandom and a musical enjoyer #thats what those little twelve year olds used to do omggg #every time i see anything like 'terusai shippers dni' i just get flashbacks to 'moxiety shippers dont follow' HELPENEJJWJSKS I CANT #ARE U OKKKKK #WHAT HAPPENED TO U #also happens a lot in the zelda fandom which is even funnier actually #cuz they always make up some random reason why every ship except the one they like is problematic its so funny #meowing (yapping)

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vampmilf · 2 months ago

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You can tell yourself that, but that post literally makes fun of people who like Greek mythology, and hate anything that involves incest. There's 2 points to make here, 1, that you can like something that has incest in it sometimes, and still hate the parts of it that involve it. Greek mythology is vast enough that you can choose which parts of it you wnat to engage with.

And 2, what kind of person do you have to be to make and agree with this post anyway? Everyone has different boundaries and likes and dislikes when it comes to media, as is their right. And I'd say incest is one of the best things to hate when you encounter it portrayed in media, so to get offended that somebody hates it is a huge red flag.

Furthermore, it's a shitty thing to judge anyone for hating media that involves any specific topic. If someone hates stuff that involves, say, makeovers, as random as that is, that's their issue and if you get offended at that you're just an asshole. But to make a post making fun of people for hating media that involve heavy and sometimes sexual topics like incest or even slavery? You'd have to be a very bad person. You can't think of any reasons to be empathetic or compassionate towards people who hate these topics??? 😭😭

lord touch his mind

#again completely missing the entire point made in that post so far that im not even fully convinced you even read the post at this point #hate to tell you this but if you enjoy greek mythology and dont want to encounter any of those awful yucky themes youre gonna have a #hard time doing so. its around every corner. like yeah its vast but that doesnt mean the greek missed out on any opportunity to put it #in there lol. if you wanna avoid anything that makes you uncomfortable you can enjoy maybe 7% of greek mythology.#at which point – congrats! you dont like greek mythology!#if you want a media that has no problematic themes whatsoever and that dont require you to think about anything too hard or GOD FORBID even #engage with themes critically i can recommend cocomelon or dancing fruits on youtube theyre an absolute bangerrrr #asks #anon #txt

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gorillaxyz · 4 months ago

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people on death note tiktok are so stupid. i dont like that ship either because its extremely out of character NOT BECAUSE ITS TOXIC????, DIE

#txt #ask to tag #the vast majority of relationships in death note are toxic regardless of if its romantic platonic or familial #IS DEATH NOTE TOO PROBLEMATIC FOR YOU NOW??#fucking stupid 😭#IF YOU HAVE TO HATE AT LEAST FO IT FOR THE RIGHT REASONS #i saw someone say ->#m.ikami/light is toxic THE AGE GAP!!! if they met at 18 yo and 22+ they should NOT BE SHIPPED #<-#WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING ONNNNNNNNNNN.#ARE YOU STUPID #ITS NOT FUCKING REAL AND ALSO?????? ???????????? oh my god #youre stupid #mika.mi can be interpreted as having romantic/sexual infatuation for livhf THAT IS IN CHARACTER AND ENTERTAINING #IF SOMEONE DECIDES TO BELIEVE LIGHT WOULD ENTERTAIN THAT IN A MANIPULATIVE WAY OR WHAT HAVE YOU. THAT IS OKAY.#REGARDLESS OF AGE LIGHT HAS THE MIST POWER IN ANY RELATIONSHIP HE COULD FEASIBLY BE IN BECAUSE 1. HES KIRA AND 2. HES A FUCKING GENIUS????#HES ONLY SURPASSED BY L AND NEAR. FUCK YOU STUPID PEOPLE 😭 STOP TRYING TO MAKE HATING A SHIP A MORAL THING?????? HUH #THEYRE LITERALLY NOT EVEN REMOTELY PEDOPHILIC #OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. YKNOW THEY ARENT INCESTUOUS #and i dislike l.awlight for a billion reasons my number 1. being that i dont think its in character for them to behave in the kind of fanoni #sed way a lot of ll shippers do. NOT BECAUSE ITS TOXIC... NOT BECAUSE 'LIGHT LITERALLY KILLED HIM.' SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭 SHUT THE FUCK UP #i hate tiktok i hate STUPID IDIOT D.EATH NOTE FANS WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF GHEM.#id love to make a post on tt abt this but i dont want to ostracise myself even though these people are fucking stupid #ohh but its abusive ohhh ohhh ohhhhh the power dynamic ohhh #I DONT CARE. IF ITS ENTERTAINING GIVE ME MORE??#out of every dn ship m.ikami/light is the one that appeals to me the most #'he manipulated him!!' GOOD I WANT MORE.#the m.ikami/light hate is actually the most bizarre thing to me HELLO. WTFFFFF WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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sirenemale · 1 year ago

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Maybe I'm just desensitized from dealing with like cptsd probably ocd neurotic soup unchecked for my whole life and finding ways to just phase out the chatter of it but seeing ppl here talk abt moral ocd and stuff in a way where they refuse to be reminded of racism or anything is baffling to me. Like I don't get how that's helpful for you, instead of separating thoughts and morals from yourself and your actions you're just going oh no my religious ocd is triggered when ppl talk about me having privilege or benefitting from systemic oppression so therefore I'm never going to interact with marginalized people who talk about it ect ect ect. Or proship ppl being like it's too hard to take a stance against incest and age gap ships so they're just no holds bars for it now. Like again maybe I'm being mean, being online is hard I do think the way ppl talk is especially triggering for ocd and the whole born good born bad self flaggelation for forgiveness stuff never be wrong takes especially eat at me but they are symptoms ultimately and letting it box you out from ways you can actually genuienly improve as a person feels wildly unhelpful to me. Sitting with guilt and understanding what is real harm thats been done by you and actual bad things you believed and what is the brain chatter is crucial.

#ig it's just that unpacking that and ingrained beliefs and the urge to be centered and coddled is #something you have to be doing regardless and i kind of jsut cant respect not doing that #like i care abt ballroom there is a ballroom scene here and my ruminations can play up on anything like #i absolutely cannot engage with the ballroom scene here its not a space for pakeha reslly and i dont want to come off as a white drag race #fan who isnt aware of privilege and wants to be inserted everywhere egotist ect maybe even being into drag at all is problematic ill never #understand ballroom bc i didnt go thru enough and bc im white and z and x and x #and like THAT is disordered thinking that is feedjng off scraps of white fragility and online discourse #but there is truth that the scene here is intimate and new and primarily for maori and pacific and takatapui and that is how it needs to be #like i hope im not wildly off base. idw be one of those ppl who are like just found out abt opression im going to make myself the singular #voice and educator on it coughing at breadtube phenomena kinda thing right right right #like just white ppl bouncing obvious things they just learned back and forth to feel more progressive #i just think ocd isnt a good reason to feed into the left cannibalizes itself cant say anything these days isms of it all and the like #ohhh ur a puritan bc u think cp is bad parts of the net #my self analyzing and ruminations are a thin line but it has genuienly improved me to understand that #your shame and guilt whether it's rational or disordered or not isn't the center of the world and does not need to be coddled #anyway LMAO it did spend 5 hours writing this bc it is disordered and got stuck on it #long post

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divorcetual · 2 years ago

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sooo many talking points that i need 2 be like "im saying this in a normal way I promprom im not saying this in a proshipper pedo way I swear I swear"

#like *let ppl enjot what they want* in the sense that ppl shluld enjoy things even if its cringe or w/e not in a *I can like this even tho #its racist and pedophillic and terrible bcs its jjst fiction let ppl have fun*#or like *you can make anything problematic* in the sense that *All thongs need to be consumed critically and a few things you dont agree #with or seem wrog within a media doesnt make it the Worst Thing Ever* not *Everyrhing is problematic so who cares abt any issues in #this media bcs ur just being too sensitive etc etc*

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gopissbepis · 2 years ago

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I think I might hate my boyfriend.....

#every single joke he makes is either racist sexist or putting someone down #he tells me all of the worst things about me all of the time LIKE IM NOT ALREADY AWARE #hes a stoner through and through and never wants to do anything other than smoke enevr has any money cos he owes it all out on bud #he hits his dogs:(#he doesnt reciprocate my heartfelt moments : perfect example being i told him i every time i see him i think how attractive he is and how #lucky i am to be able to call him my boo and he just says i don't feel the same about you u look a state in the mornjngs #like lol but also ouch #then earlier he said tell me u love me and when i wss half way through saying ily a chip hit me in the eye #like am i dating a five year old #we barely ever have sex its just 3min blowjobs #although last night i got it gooooood🤤🤤#idk i just dont think i can love someone i dont actually rly even like #hes such good company and a proper laugh but as a person.....problematic fave🤣#he is speaking to me rn about getting an 8k loan to buy a car #just shut up #shut the fuuuuuck up #pls #boo boo

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pandoratheprocrasticreator · 2 years ago

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My favorite tags on the sexywoman polls so far

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#tell me if you dont want me to includ your tags/replies btw ill take them off #tumblr sexywoman #tumblr sexywoman poll #polls #genuinely this is the kind of drama i wanted to stir >:3c #hope it ramps up in the next few rounds!#but ye like this is just for fun but ppl taste in characters is strictly their own business #it doesnt say anything about anyone if your favorite character loses #this is a very small sample size after all only a few of these polls reach over a hundred votes #i had to remove a reply earlier bc someone was complaining the morality of tumblr users have declined #bc ppl voted ianthe over malfina and this is bad bc apparently the book is 'problematic' which #i plan on reading the books and making my own judgement but ppl whose opinions i respect have praised them #which is neither here nor there i dont know the character except for tumblr osmosis bc im not part of the fandom #but like. chill please #if you wanna criticize a franchise for its problematic elements do it on your own post #and not in my poll of caricatures of popular characters who have been memed to death and back #to the point that theyre not even like. what theyre like in canon anymore #shut up pandora

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woolydemon · 6 months ago

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me getting dissapointed twice by that Edgeworth bottoms video guy when two of the other vids I seen from him and gave up rlly fast on were "Kris/nix has drama in it thus it's bad" and transphobic bit about Apollo

#ranting #that kris/nix vid made me specifically crazy when he was like “it's so bad I'D PICK PHOENIC/APOLLO over it”#like ok that one is just literally more questionable than the former u know that right #comments section also was a lot of “ERMMM WHY ASK IF ITS PROBLEMATIC you should ask WHY DOES IT EXIST lollll”#bc divorce is awesome next question/j #bit also kris/nix is largely speculatory in nature & what is canon abt it is they both mutually stuck together to keep tabs on each other #so there isnt actually anything abt kristoph holding things over phoenix its like. that shit is mutual #its messy yeah but they both choose to engage with it #any more details beyond that. if they had genuine affection for each other or any abuse. ur making it up in ur brain buddy.#which is fine its transformative fiction on a speculative subject but its still not canon u gotta keep it in mind #AND THEN. transphobic bit was like “did u know most of these stories feature Apollo as a transgender person? Good for him (applause sound)”#then on the screen it says “or her technically?”#which like. regardless if hes transmasc or transfem thats just not how ur supposed to be talking abt a trans person #*or just neutral on the transness. nonbinary even (guys im nonbinary i know complexity beyond gender binary trust)#and also just not personally a fan on how it's like TOP OR BOTTOM. verse exists. also like. whatever.#they could be literally anything no matter what personality traits they have #i gave up on both of these vids quickly #but if he factored in apollo being trans to determine if klav is a bottom. please dont .......... lets fucking not .....

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coridallasmultipass · 10 months ago

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#hhhhfuck more venting #i hate not having a car or license so much #i need to make a doctors appointment (for months now already) but ive been putting it off bc my mom has to fix the car #bc the doctor is like hours away from me (the closest jaw doctor)#and its like #my jaw just gets worse day by day #i cant close my teeth together bc my teeth are so crooked #which means im like regularly having a hard time eating anything that requires a clean cut bite #but more importantly (to my mind) i have dermatillomania specifically/most commonly around biting my lip #and i cant get a clean bite #i cant even close my front teeth together they dont touch at all #i could slide paper into my mouth when my jaw is closed #so i cant bite my lip normally when it gets chapped #so i resort to picking and tweezers #and those GO DEEP far deeper and bloodier than if id just been able to one-and-done bite the problematic part #its stressing me out so badly and im constantly trying and trying to bite my lip #which is making my jaw problem worse #and the car isnt getting fixed despite the fact that ill literally give all my life saving to fix it if only shell take me to my appointment #but things are just backed up bc its not even my moms car shes borrowing it from my grandma and so its a whole thing that has to be #coordinated. and then i have to wait for my moms stress level to subside like another few weeks and then ill be able to ask again 4 my jaw #im so tired #its so painful mentally and physically #and im sick of choking on food i couldnt bite off #i hate being chronically ill on multiple fronts and it just makes it so much worse when the only tmj doc is HOURS AWAY #by the time i eventually get to the doc theyre prob gonna b like 'o man this got bad u shoulda come in sooner now ull need surgery'#or some shit like that and i wont be able to handle that on top of having to go to thousand oaks multiple times for treatment #its too fucking far i hate living in rural cali so much man it sucks here #vent #delete later / /#dermatillomania mention

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snekdood · 1 year ago

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the only way i could be anonymous online at this point is if i deleted everything and stopped caring about my comic and gave up and stopped trying, and while that is tempting sometimes, im honestly just too dedicated to my characters and honestly myself and defending myself and my own dignity to do that.

#bitch im a big ol rock i aint goin nowhere lmao #i used to do that sometimes when i wanted a breather but theres no real point in doing that now #bc if i post my characters anywhere no doubt it'll somehow trail back to my abuser or their flying monkeys #and it'll all just come back to the same old bullshit of ppl stalking me and being really fuckin weird to me and pretending to be my friend #etc etc etc #like i understand at this point that they just kinda think they're this vigilantee justice warrior leading an army against a Great Evil #and im kinda over it all like its just really dumb and boring and they're so full of themselves for it and on their high horse about it all #and its why i suspect sometimes theres rwingers in their audience bc if i can provide all that evidence of them doing weird n fucked up #shit and im still ignored then that to me just tells me. they dont care. like they dont care if their fave acts hashtag problematic bc #they're weirdly loyal to them but then get all up in arms whenever i do anything even extremely mildly conceived as bad #its not about you guys actually being concerned about stopping someone bad. stop pretending. lmao. it never was #you wanna see what you can do with your collective power. you wanna see if its possible to drive me off the internet. like thats it #you dont care about the truth or any bloodshed or anything thats whatever to you as long as you can *feel* like you're doing something #well bitch get over it bc i already know thats what you're trying to do and its just gonna make me glue myself here #i repeat: im not stuck here with you. you're all stuck here with me.#either actually engage with my side of shit and try to understand me and where im coming from or fuck off w your b/w thinking asses.#bc ive been doing nothing but trying to be nuanced over here while yall keep trying to find ways to see me as satanhitler #but i understand that when yall dont have a scapegoat bad guy you get to rely on as a punching bag for your shitty life-#that you can pretend you're punching up when more than anything you're punching sideways or down-#then you dont get to feel like the Good Guy Hero like in All Your Favorite Shows Anymore #bc those shows dont deal w nuance do they? they find an enemy and get rid of him and thats it.#so why should you right? surely reality is like a cartoon. right?#and that maybe you're actually BEING the bad guy by punching down at a trans guy who lives in poverty #and let me guess... my abusers defending the rape of israelis rn too arent they? and yall wont think about that huh #just. any bad behavior they do goes over your heads. you'll defend anything they do to the end #but if i even make the slightest mistake its over.#i kinda think yall are just like... kiwifarm types? like thats what you remind me of....#i just dont believe you have any real convictions or moral framework. i kinna think you just like blood and i mean. given your fandom....#not very hard to feel that way.

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chaoticace2005 · 10 months ago

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Rules for the Hazbin Hotel, authored by Vaggie:

1. No drugs.

2. No fights.

3. No pranks.

4. No problematic language.

5. No murder (OR TERRITORIAL GENOCIDE WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL)

6. No smuggling in of drugs. Not by sticking them up your ass. Or by hiding them in a pizza box. Or by slingshotting them to the roof. Or getting someone else to. Not at all.

7. No sexual rendezvous with outsiders in the hotel. No SHOWING sexual rendezvous with strangers to people of the hotel either.

8. Make sure the pig/future pets stay in the patron’s room. (This includes eggs!!)

9. No singing Limit singing to once twice per day

10. Stop flirting with the bartender Angel

11. Don’t call Husk “Husker” unless he allows it.

12. No harassing the staff at all. This includes asking who tops.

13. Don’t suggest anything sexual/romantic to Alastor unless you want your head cut off.

14. NO CUTTING OFF PEOPLE’S HEADS

15. NO EATING PEOPLE

16. NO MAKING CHARLIE CRY.

17. Don’t ask me to put my spear “inside you” Angel, what the fuck?

18. Don’t turn the interior of the hotel into a swamp?! Keep it contained in your room if you must!

19. No stabbing staff or residents. No matter how much they look like bugs! (OR IF THEYRE NAME IS ANGEL)

20. Don’t try and stab bugs if they’re within 10 feet of another demon.

21. Don’t call anyone a “bitch” OR TALK ABOUT HOW MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE “VAGINA”

22. Limit Niffty’s access to sharp objects.

23. NO DEALS ALASTOR

24. No drinking. Limit drinking at bar.

25. No mentioning the Stock Market Crash of 1929. For everyone’s benefit.

26. Don’t blow a hole in the wall.

27. Try to keep roast battles OUTSIDE the hotel. (Or stop picking fights?? Please Alastor I swear to God…)

28. No spying on the hotel for outside sources or putting technology that can be used against us.

29. No evil laughing in the middle of the night, what the fuck Alastor?

30. No building weapons/war machines.

31. No eggs! (Fine the eggs can stay.)

32. Someone please keep an eye on Niffty. (And the eggs.)

33. Stop touching people ANGEL.

34. Don’t make other people storm off HUSK.

35. Respect boundaries.

36a. If Angel looks like he’s about to pass out/cry don’t comment. Let him do his thing.

36b. Don’t try to talk to Angel if he’s on the phone with Valentino. Honestly don’t even mention his phone calls with Valentino.

37. Please don’t call Lucifer “Daddy”

38. Don’t turn into a 20 foot tall demon-eating creature unless absolutely necessary.

39. Don’t cause angry loan sharks to show up at the front door.

40. NO EXPLOSIONS!

41. Rule #2, “No fights” can be broken if the person you’re fighting is Valentino. Or Adam.

42. Don’t lie to your girlfriend or hide the fact you were secretly an angel.

43. DONT TALK ABOUT PEOPLE’S TITS (or lack of)

44. KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A BEDROOM ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE’S HAVING MAKEUP SEX

45. Don’t give people makeovers while they’re sleeping, ANGEL!

46. Don’t pretend to eat someone’s pet, ALASTOR

47. Don’t die.

48. I never want to hear the words “cum-plete” again.

49. STOP HAVING FIGHTS ACROSS THE BUILDING LUCIFER AND ALASTOR!!

50. If Charlie is passed out on the couch LET HER SLEEP

51. No making bombs in the hotel Cherri!

52. Stop breaking rules and then saying it’s “FOR SIR PENTIOUS!”

53. Angel don’t try to shoot someone if they break spaghetti.

54. Don’t break spaghetti. Or “ruin” Italian food. Whatever the fuck that means. This apparently includes pineapple on pizza.

55. Don’t mention Valentino unless Angel brings him up first.

56. Don’t comment on Angel and Husk’s flirting.

57. Only call Angel “Anthony” if things are serious (or if you’re Husk)

58. Don’t use any of the nicknames Husk and Angel use for each other. This includes but is not limited to: “Whiskers”, “Legs”, “Kitty”, “Webs”, “Tony”, “Love”, and “Baby.”

59. It’s better not to question whatever facts Husk gives about his past.

60. Family dinners at 6 pm unless you can’t make it due to prior obligation. Game nights after on Sundays.

61. No hunting people for sport and NO KNIFE MONOPOLY.

62. Don’t attach knives to a roomba so you can have a “boyfriend” Niffty.

63. Keep Niffty away from Roombas.

64. Alastor, treat people with decency. Really, it’s not that hard.

65. No making giant ducks that breathe fire to chase people around the hotel just because they call you short.

66. Therapy. Everyone.

67. DONT HAVE SEX ON THE BAR WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!

68. If Valentino enters the property you have permission to stab him.

69. “Hell is forever” is bullshit. You guys aren’t. You can do this.

#stupid hazbin hotel lists #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #sir pentious #cherri bomb #niffty #hazbin hotel crack #chaggie #huskerdust #angelhusk

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bogkeep · 1 year ago

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i'm pretty peculiar about my media. i love animation, my brain is allergic to a huge portion of the horror genre, i have a lot of hard-to-define triggers i navigate around constantly and i will nope out of a thing if the vibes rub me the wrong way. because of this, i tend to think of myself as very soft-hearted in my preferences. like, of course i don't want to engage with stories that just make me feel miserable! why would i seek out the gruesome and the macabre... and then i look down at whatever i'm currently reading which is inevitably gonna be something requiring a whole list of trigger warnings if ever recommend it to someone else

honestly at this point i'm just fascinated how terms like 'grimdark' and 'hopepunk' are perceived differently by people because i'll be like. "yeah no i'm not into grimdark stuff, you really do get fatigued if something is too bleak all the time" while reading something a lot of people would consider grimdark. "wait what do you mean this is grimdark, it has that lil shimmer of hope and resilience, surely that's not grimdark???"

something something one man's grimdark is another man's hopepunk

#IT'S TEXTURE #I JUST WANT THE CRUNCH.#i know i dont need to defend my media choices #im just realising there might be a bit of a dissonance between what kind of media i think im into and the kind of media im actually into #id still argue im not into grimdark by the definition of 'something that's pure dark with no glimmer of hope'#which means that i read a song of ice and fire in high school and wass like Doesnt Seem Grimdark To Me :)#but then again i had read the demonata in middle school. which is probably the goriest thing i have ever read #BUT THEN AGAIN I READ ANIMORPHS IN LIKE SECOND GRADE OR WHATEVER. YOU SEE HOW IT GOES #but i did have a 'grimdark is sooo overrated' phase #and a moment where i was like 'thank god i stopped reading that miserably grimdark thing i wa reading'#but i now realise it wasnt because it was dark it was because it was boring #and i do think something that is continuosly miserable can get boring when u no longer can be bothered to invest in anything in the story #but i clearly have no issue with really dark stories as long as i enjoy the story!#also every time someone has accused me of reading Problematic Media it's like. uh this book is not even half as bad #as some of the other shit i've read. if i can read game of thrones without losing complete hold of my moral standards as a teen............#really makes u realise how arbitrary those kind of accusations are

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exyrpf · 9 months ago

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Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

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👑 girlbossriko follow

how many bro jobs do you think it took before riko moriyama and kevin day realized that uh.....maybe this wasn't just a bro thing

👢exyinaphonebooth follow

how many times do they have to come out and say they're like brothers before you freakos stop shipping them

👑 girlbossriko follow

????? do i know u

#it's a tumblr post about two exy players that you'lll never meet in your life it really isn't that deep

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💃fox-me-up follow

ngl that newest fox is kinda 👀

#psu lb #exy lb

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

The NARRATIVE that kevin day and neil josten have........son of exy! scouting the rookie-est of rookies from fuck knows arizona........no listen you dont GET IT winning is EVERYTHING TO KEVIN and he would risk it on the foxes? And NEIL? who has only played exy for a year! NEIL Gets his attention!!!!! And hes good and he's getting better every game and he keeps bitching about kevin's ex on live tv BUT WAIT!???? NOT QUITE WHAT YOU EXPECT! Bc then neil shows up with a number on his cheek BECAUSE WELL it turns out they've known each other since they were KIDS! how is everyone not insane w me THEY'RE LITERALLY PERFECT

#where r my fellow njkd truthers #how r u all not here with me this isnt even the start #kevneil #210 #psu #njkd

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☀️ usctrojanny

every smiley blonde striker (jeremy knox) needs a brunette wet cat emotional support backliner (jean moreau)

#jerejean #usc trojans #i'm just saying 🤷‍♀️

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👸🏻 kevindazed follow

did he just......

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

guys please tell me i'm not insane

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

HE'S NEVER BEEN????? SKIIING???? KEVIN WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?????? KEVIN PLEASE

#i i'm going insane i will literally die if someone doesn't explain this to me HE'S NEVER BEEN SKIING?!!!!

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🧚 goalie-stan

oh....i'm feeling so weak......it'd sure be nice to have a big strong goalie (renee walker) hold me up (renee if you're free on tuesday i am also free on tuesday.........on tuesday this tuesday, any tuesday?)

#literally passing out just thinking about her holding me don't call don't text i'm busy

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🌄 softkevinday follow

do u think if u offered kevin day essential oils to heal his hand he'd beat you to death

#it'd be hard for him bc he only has one hand but he could probably do it #legally this is a joke don't do this

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🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

feeling normal

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📜 realexyblog

actually exy rpf is fine, i asked kayleigh day herself and she told me it was fine

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🐋 sexyexy

'exy is a stupid name for a sport' have you considered that a) i don't care and b) it's named that solely so i can make sex jokes about it

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🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

is he, ya know *mimes jerking off* an ncaa exy player

#i don't believe that straight exy players exist

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🙈 ittybittyminny follow

Andrew Minyard!!!!!!! 🥰🥰 short king!!!!🤏🤏😋😋 Awwwwwwww the scrunkly!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗 My boinky boy!!!!!🥺🥺 Crinkly doo,,,,shronkle scrimblo......🥺🥺🥺 rb if you'd scrunkle!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

📖 sapphic-exy follow

he literally killed someone

🙈 ittybittyminny follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#also no proof he did that #yeah there's proof his twin bro killed someone but that's not the same bc theyre different people #almost killing someone doesnt count

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🐦‍⬛ edgarallenexy

got told i'm problematic for liking the ravens? THAT'S LITERALLY MY SCHOOL OH MY GOD

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🌸 softexy

Kevin Day - A Study

#kevin day #psu foxes #palmetto foxes #exy #web weave #poetry #psu foxes #palmetto #edgar allen

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#i'm not taking criticism bc i am on sportsblr and this is literally what it's like #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #andrew minyard #renee walker #jeremy knox #jean moreau #aftg #the foxhole court #jerejean #kevneil #the web weave is the most accurate part of this post #exyblr #riko moriyama

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