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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
#who cares if its platonic love who fucking CARES if its because they wanna kiss like the devotion and the tenderness is there no matter what#mainly brought to you by: jack and anne from black sails but also probably sydcarmy and msr#sydcarmy#msr#rackhanne#the bear#black sails#txf#the x files#mulder x scully#sydney x carmy#jack rackham x anne bonny#oh wait perhaps also theonsa if you squint#maybe not
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Was nice and calm and set to go to sleep but then . I remembered .... my newly acquired meow meows...........
#c4rg0f1l3s#ouh boy. goodlord.. captain..... ghhhhhood lord. oh boy. good bye.#rrrrrr his Irish accent..... ok goodnight#and then what if the bear.#if they kill markiplier but 1800s im going to riot. if they kill cpt Irish im going to riot#i know someone of these angsty troubled men is gonna die. I'm ready for it. don't want it but#HES NOT EVEN FULLY ENGLISH HE SAYS IM A FAKE HE SAYS#are we that. r we brothers.#what if I pissed myself. do you know how much I fucking love it when the man relationship is so fucking#intensely fraternal but not in the related way but like we're tight we look out for each other#like come ON!!!!!!!#that's how I wanna write Jean and Harry and Kim and Harry and Kim and Jean you know???#I think this works for me way more than other fucking shows bc all of these fuckers r nasty and ailed and suffering and very nasty and#and also some of them are older and did I mention they're nasty and ailed bc they are and I really really really really like that#ok?????????#ok tagging bc I've revealed my hand#the terror spoilers#I don't want this to go into the tag but I'm tagging for it if any one of ANY ONE has it blocked
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a satisfactory answer for Selina
#bruce wayne#batman#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat#bruce#selina#mine#my art#i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately#wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that#i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog#anyway#thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that#this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep#just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants#thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3#in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags#just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore#so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence#mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.
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Hi.
Bye.
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simon riley who shares every single thing he has in his possession with you.
the weather's cold? oh, just wear his jacket. it's not like he'll freeze to death anyway, he'd been through worse.
you don't like your food? have his! he's a big bloke, he'd devour anything that you give him
you miss him? don't worry, he'd left some hoodies inside your closet. (bonus point, it smells like his cologne)
you ran out of socks? have a pair of his, he still has a lot anyway (he ended up not wearing socks throughout the whole day)
oof, you forgot to bring your umbrella? don't you worry, simon's there to save you. he doesn't mind being a little wet from the rain anyway. (proceeds to hug you so the both of you can be wet together)
argh your pick accidentally fell into the guitar? aaand before you knew it, he already had some extra picks in his jacket.
oh noo you accidentally booked a hotel with one bed, will simon be sleeping on the chair?
not a chance. you ended up sleeping together with simon with your legs tangled around his and arms all over each other.
you forgot to bring your water bottle during a morning run? he'll share his with you.
you didn't bring a hairtie? oh, he has lots of your hair ties inside his bag, don't worry.
you didn't bring your wallet? haha don't even think about paying.
did you leave your charger on your nightstand? oh, use his. if it doesn't fit, he'll buy you one. consider it an extra charger, just in case you forgot again.
simon is a gentleman, no matter how the military describe him. he's a completely different person outside of work. he's no longer the Ghost or Lt or El fantasma. he's simon riley with you.
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#call of duty#cod fanfic#cod x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley#simon riley x you#call of duty warzone#ghost x reader#simon riley#ghost cod#simon ghost x reader#ghost x you#simon riley fluff#simon ghost riley imagine#imagines#drabble#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon riley x female reader#simon riley imagine#simon riley x male reader#gender-neutral reader#i love him sosososo much#hes jus a big bear#kruegerspillow#idk how much i posted these BS today sorry yall#i died inside#i cannot#i love him#what is this
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I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.
#mtg#magic the gathering#eight fucking bears#inscryption#chess#Every time I try to go first (because I'm the white side) he goes TOO FAST. TOO SOON. and playes eight fucking bears with flash#reach and trample#and i don't know what to do about it#my dumb chess ideas#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#8k#10k#15k#20k#25k#30k#40k#50k#60k
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AYO EDEBIRI
Photographed by Emman Montalvan for Backstage (2023)
#the bear#userines#thebearedit#byaurore#userclara#userzo#userzil#userpayel#userrlaura#useriselin#userallisyn#usersavana#tuserlou#userzaynab#usersaoirse#usersnat#tuserhan#tusercora#tuserpolly#ayo edebiri#aedebiriedit#flawlessbeautyqueens#thequeensofbeauty#userveronika#useradie#i have never seen this photoshoot here i guess#it was so yellow i did what i could............#useri
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#kris dreemurr#frisk#lesslo#don't pick a fight with frisk#they know what they're doing#I dunno how well it translated#but I tried to incorporate the whole soul mode thing with frisk's broach#they switch stances for movement#blue to jump good and green to remain steadfast#also is that red soul lore I'm smelling?#where have I seen that split soul imagry before...?#THIS#THIS FRIGGIN THING COST ME MY SANITY#also I've never drawn fight scenes before#so please bear with me
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hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk
theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:
#period products#menstruation#what the fuck what the fuck!!!#i know i probably shouldn’t be surprised but wtffff#idk what to tag this but#science#menstrual bleeding#heavy bleeding#period problems#reproductive health#alt text#described#physical health#blood mention tw#periods#edit: btw I skimmed the article overview and I’m glad to say it seems very inclusive#so once again: terfs can go fuck themselves in the not pleasant way <3#it always bears repeating and I will ad naseum
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bonus:
#halstarion#dave jones#neil newbon#bg3#fanart#I didn't think Dave would notice but ♥️🥹♥️#halsin#astarion#Dave is so sweet#ahhhh#so what Dave is saying he and Neil kiss 😂#I'm joking#but it's so sweet!#I'm glad Dave embraced his inner bear#catstarion
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she is thriving | THE BEAR SEASON TWO
#i love her and this is what she deserves ;____; i wish we got an entire tina episode. we were robbed.#the bear fx#the bear hulu#the bear#thebearedit#the bear spoilers#liza colón zayas#jeremy allen white#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#*op
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these guys again
#sonic#vocaloid#crypton future media#sonic the hedgehog#hatsune miku#she holds him like a teddy bear#gonna be that guy that draws miku and sonic together all the time#that’s what the internet is for right#my art
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How much longer 'til your luck runs out?
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Aaargh...I have so many thoughts about this scene.#This is a hard goodbye. I'm not your burden to bear. Not anymore.#This is the culmination of years of miscommunication. There was so much love there. They trusted each other with everything once.#I think it is easy to hear the anger in JC's voice and consider him the aggressor in this but listen to the words not the tone.#It is anger yes - but it is an anger born out of love.#Jiang Cheng wanted him to live - damn the rest of the world to hell if that's what it took. And Wei Wuxian chose strangers over him.#Sometimes two people who once flourished together become each other's worst wounds.#A goodbye to someone you once would have done anything for is a wound you don't easily recover from.#Jiang Cheng could have stood at Wei Wuxian's side and joined him. Consider though; as a sect leader his life is not his own anymore.#JC cannot just abandon the fledgling New Yunmeng Jiang without also dooming people.#And that is the lynch pin of it all. Both of them are trapped by duty. And the older they got the more tangled the web became.#The song I linked (Hi Epic fans) is such a good JC and WWX song that doesn't fit this scene exactly#But it does fit *them*. The words of warning that go dismissed. The Tactical Genius who continues to press on.#The seeds of doubt that grow louder until they creep towards mutiny. Ultimatly this *is* a mutiny! It *is* betrayal!#'You rely on wit and people die by it'. Is that not Wei Wuxian?#Just smashing my brainworms together over here. Don't mind me.
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being at a restaurant because of a blind date set up from a friend but the thing is you don't remember his name, or what he looks like- did she even tell you what he looks like?
you quietly sit there, fingers tapping a restless rhythm on the polished mahogany tabletop, your wine glass stained red with tonight's indulgence, stands as empty as your stomach. just when you're about to wave a hand to your waiter, a massive brute of a man crashes into the chair across from you with so much force that you can hear the wood groan under his bulk.
he settles into it, unhurried, as if he wasn't 20 minutes late, his worn leather jacket creaking as he does before leaning forward and resting his forearms on the table, and the silver wear rattles with the impact.
then he looks at you with an unsettling intensity, irises so dark they blend into the pupils and asks if you've been waiting long.
you've a mind to leave him there but you're hungry- starved, really- and he's going to cover the check so you might as well stay and get your free dinner. "doesn't matter now, does it?"
you shoot a quick text to your friend, telling her that he- simon- is here and slip your phone back in your bag, not reading the messages she sends back until the morning after, when your head pounds in rhythm with your sex.
who's simon?
#how he got here isn't important#it's the fact that he saw a PYT all by their lonesome and he said yoink#i'd say it's serendipitous#and he'd have no problem strong arming your actual date out the door#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#tbh the real prompt was him knowing what was happening#and decided you're better off with your pussy in *his* mouth#big ass bear of a man only knows how to take ok its in his DNA
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How The Nocturnal Bottleneck and Nipples Make Us Human
Almost every post here considers what humans do have, really. It’s a little tiring; realistically every world has its harsh environments and vicious species and a sophont to match. We probably wouldn’t be unique for our adaptability or our persistence or even adrenaline
But our evolution is fucked up as hell, to put it lightly.
Mammals went through what’s been dubbed the nocturnal bottleneck essentially since the start of the mesozoic right up until the Cretaceous ended the archosaur’s exclusive hold over the daylight. We lost a lot of things from every mammal spending most of its time in either a cramped, suffocating burrow or scrounging around in the faint hours of nighttime. Our blood cells lost their nuclei to hold more oxygen while we spent time deep underground, we lost protections against ultraviolet rays in our skin and eyes, we can’t even repair our own DNA using the light of the sun. Most aliens probably wouldn’t have such traits unless their evolution followed a very similar path to ours. They’d be able to see ultraviolet and wouldn’t have to worry about sunburn and all the wonderful privileges essentially all fish, birds, amphibians, and reptiles enjoy as we speak.
There’s also what we gained from spending so much time in the dark.
Brown fat is only found in mammals, it’s a special type of fat which bear cells with several oil droplets and are utterly jammed with mitochondria. This lets it make heat, a lot of it, fast. We don’t even need to shiver to induce this heat generation from brown adipose tissue - factor in our downright hyperactive mitochondria, and we can warm up quickly. Sure, it doesn’t have too much use in adult humans, but it keeps our infants warm and still provides a little boost the whole run we have in this universe.
Unless aliens also went through a time where their small ancestors had to face cold nights, they’d have to produce heat the old fashioned way when chilled. Aliens might have to shiver the whole time they’re in a cold room while the human watches in confusion, quite literally unshaken, and wonders if the room is a lot colder than the thermostat set to 60 says. The aliens stare at their companion in confusion, it’s just a normal temperature to shiver at after all, how is the human sitting so still?
Our small ancestors spending all their time out foraging at night is also why we have such a good sense of touch, smell, and hearing. They were more important senses than vision (we’re lucky to have even redeveloped basic color vision, frankly) at the time and place and simply ended up continuing to serve us well. Birds and reptiles rarely have acute senses of smell and the latter especially are lucky to have acute hearing, and birds rarely have impeccable hearing themselves either. Our skin is free of scales and honed to sensitivity, and our external ears and complicated ear bones provide an immense range of hearing (from 20 all the way to 17,000 hertz!).
Aliens might not be able to pin down the chirp of a cricket or the light click of a lock being picked. The human might be the only one on board a ship that can pick out the finer sounds of the engine’s constant thrum and know the critical difference between when everything is fine and when something is wrong. The human could probably pick out the sounds of an approaching enemy’s careless footsteps - they’re only as light enough for *them* to stop hearing them, after all - and be the one to see the horrified expression (well, more on that later) on their face when we get the drop on them in spite of their perceived stealth.
But perhaps the most versatile, convoluted, amazing, and utterly unique trait we have is right on your face this instant. Lips.
Lips in most animals are a simple seal to hold in the mouth’s moisture and protect the teeth, even if they’re supple they’re NEVER muscular except in mammals, and we have only one thing to thank for it; milk and nipples. Lips evolved exclusively to allow babies to suckle, it required a vacuum to be created in the mouth, and with no other animal having anything like a nipple it never happened in other animals. Many animals make milk, to be frank, but no other animal has nipples.
Your cheeks and lips are a marvel among tetrapods, no other animal can suck like mammals can. Aliens wouldn’t have straws or even be able to sip from the edge of a glass, they’d have to have a proboscis or simply tilt the whole thing back. Aliens likely won’t have woodwind instruments or balloons you can blow into. We take so much about our lips for granted. Hell, our muscular faces are vital for expressions, we’re probably absolute facial contortionists among a cast of creatures with mandibles and beaks and expressionless scaly maws. Aliens might find us ridiculously easy to read, if anything, compared to their own kind (all the better to deceive them) - or perhaps they’d find us hard to decipher anyways, with our lack of color-changing skin or erectable crests of bright feathers. Baring teeth might not be seen as a sign of aggression in most of the universe, smiling would be all too distinctly human.
Perhaps with how infectious we are sometimes, that’s what we’d contribute to the universe; others might have to make do with opening their mouths just enough to show their teeth or splaying their innumerable mouthparts with just the right curve, but perhaps we’d teach the galaxy to smile, one ally at a time.
Wouldn’t that be amazing?
#humans are space fae#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#humans are strange#I’m seeing a lot of people in these tags just kind of disregard the nature of life and the universe#Unfortunately there probably aren’t mediterranean worlds without desert ‘nor tundra and life easy enough that losing a limb#wasn’t considered evolutionarily advantageous to be able to survive.#There will be wolves and tigers and bears all the same on alien worlds#and life will probably be hard everywhere in the galaxy#and there will be hatred and wars and love and hope and the burning feeling in thing’s vital organs when they just need to go a little more#and that’s what makes it life.#Sorry for ranting in the tags lol…
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reverse bear trap
#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta fandom#slenderman#slenderverse#drawing#art#artists on tumblr#artwork#my art#digital art#saw 2004#reverse bear trap#ticci toby#ticci toby fanart#fanart#this took way too long#marble hornets#send help#idk what else to tag#pls dont flop#toby rogers#tobias erin rogers#tobias rogers#lizards0up
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