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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14
#lwtedit#lastweektonightedit#last week tonight#last week tonight with john oliver#john oliver#johnoliveredit#userstream#my graphics#tvgifs#userbbelcher#filmtvtoday#filmtvedit#filmtvdaily#tvsource#smallscreensource#dailytelevision#dailytvfilmgifs#dailytvgifs#comedygifs
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I watched the "hyper realistic" version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.
Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:
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Also, in the CGI version this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" enthusiasts when a rap lyric is mildly scandalous
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
#[📍regular broadcast!]#the sillies#thank you to everyone who has interacted with me over the past few days HEHEHE#asks will be put off until tonight ; i have 2 more meetings hehe
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#love her for this#lmao#chappell roan#rise and fall of a midwest princess#the rise and fall of a midwest princess#Chappell roan fandom#tonight show
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#rinneycanon#arcane#season 2 arcane#vi arcane#arcane season 2#arcane act 2#vander arcane#vander and vi#vi and vander#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#jinx arcane#i’m going to have a break down#anyone else jumping tonight?#this was my final straw actually#god please bring our family back together
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Dick, holding Wally’s hand while they lie in bed: God I love this bed. God I love this house. And you. Especially you.
Voice: How domestic.
Wally: God?
Damian in his Robin suit, holding his bleeding side: No. It’s me. May one of you please direct me to the nearest medical kit.
[Frantic scrambling]
#Dick fixing Damian up gently: what happened? will you be okay? sleep here tonight we’ll get a room ready#Damian: tt I do not need your worry#I am perfectly capable of handling this on my own#Dick: that’s too bad baby bird because I’m gonna worry and I’m gonna help you anyway#batman#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#robin#nightwing#damian wayne#dick grayson#wally west#birdflash#incorrect quotes#mine
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Hey hey hey listen to me [snaps my fingers in front of your face] you’re not going to be mean to kids joining Tumblr because TikTok got banned right? You’re not going to make fun of them because they’re ‘cringe’, especially on the supposed ‘cringe is dead’ app, right? You’re not going to go out of your way to just be hostile to children because you don’t like them, right?
“Oh but they deserve it, they’re annoying” cunts were saying that shit about you when you were ‘uwuing’ and ‘smol beaning’ on here in 2015. Kids will always be annoying and your generation, nor will you, ever be an exception to that rule. This app isn’t like an exclusive club, be fucking nice for once.
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“Most of the TikTok kids aren’t going here, they’re going to Red Note” That’s fine, in fact, I’m very happy to see the Chinese community there welcoming them with open arms! However, it’s not like we aren’t going to have any kids join this site. I’ve already seen some join before the ban was imminent and most of them are children fandom artists. I stand by what I said, be nice to them.
If they don’t understand the culture here, teach them in a way that isn’t outright rude! Tell them about the lack of an algorithm and the fact they have to follow people for content! Tell them reblogs are more important than likes! Tell them they can leave notes for the OP or for the person they reblogged it from in the tags; that you can treat it like a little diary if you want!
And most of all, tell them that it’s okay, they don’t have to censor themselves here. After years of being on that app they’ve grown used to it, but you have to get it through their head that censoring words like ‘Kill’ ‘Murder’ ‘Rape’ ‘Pedophile’ isn’t helping ANYONE, they’re just making it harder for folks who have those tags blocked to be able to filter them out. Help them kill the cop in their brain and make sure they don’t fall into purity culture. Help them be cringe and free.
#I’ve seen some people being unnecessarily mean to kids on here recently and I’m psi-blasting you into the sun#can yall be fucking nice to kids? they’re going HELL these days and feel hopeless and like there is NOTHING they can do to stop it.#be kind; or at the very fucking least just block them. I shouldn’t have to tell you not to send death threats to children.#tiktok#tiktok ban#prince rambles in this chilies tonight
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assorted transfem laios dunmeshi drawings,,,, her any pronouns agenderism is real and canonical to me
#illustration#digital art#artistis on tumblr#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#and falin too is trans#transmasc falin becomes real Tonight#somehow i’m already floating away from dunmeshi posting but i wanted to get this out there at least#such is the way of my waxing and waning interests#my art
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I just think that if Jayce had eaten that man's pussy none of that would have happened
#art#arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane lol#arcane series#arcane netflix#arcane s1#arcane season 1#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#jayvik#JAYVIK NATION HOW WE COPING TONIGHT#league of legends#league of legends art#jayce/viktor#jayce x viktor
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS S1EP1 ↔ S2EP9 (2021-2024) ↳ "I think the cycle only ends when you find the will to walk away."
#she walked away..... so that vi could move on.... gah my heart#one quick gifset this morning.... i'll see if i can make more tonight i need to rest#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane parallels#arcane league of legends#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2#jinx#jinx arcane#arcane jinx#powder#powder arcane#arcane powder#arcane season 2 ending#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep9#s1 ep1
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in other news, my friends got mad at me and said that I was melting the whole server with my chicken farm, but it's not my fault they're filthy casuals
#I did cull 100 chickens tonight to make them happy#we have the genetics animal mod on and I'm breeding for maximum size and maximum leg height#I want chickens the size of men
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