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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14
#lwtedit#lastweektonightedit#last week tonight#last week tonight with john oliver#john oliver#johnoliveredit#userstream#my graphics#tvgifs#userbbelcher#filmtvtoday#filmtvedit#filmtvdaily#tvsource#smallscreensource#dailytelevision#dailytvfilmgifs#dailytvgifs#comedygifs
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I watched the "hyper realistic" version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.
Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:
Also, in the CGI version this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.
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the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" enthusiasts when a rap lyric is mildly scandalous
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
#[📍regular broadcast!]#the sillies#thank you to everyone who has interacted with me over the past few days HEHEHE#asks will be put off until tonight ; i have 2 more meetings hehe
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#love her for this#lmao#chappell roan#rise and fall of a midwest princess#the rise and fall of a midwest princess#Chappell roan fandom#tonight show
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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assorted transfem laios dunmeshi drawings,,,, her any pronouns agenderism is real and canonical to me
#illustration#digital art#artistis on tumblr#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#and falin too is trans#transmasc falin becomes real Tonight#somehow i’m already floating away from dunmeshi posting but i wanted to get this out there at least#such is the way of my waxing and waning interests#my art
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Was forced to get a new phone today
#Bluetooth earbuds are the bane of my fucking existence and I hate them so fucking bad#I NEED those wired buds to fiddle with my hands when I’m anxious#I also like not having to fucking CHARGE the things I’m listening to stuff with#I hate this future this sucks bootyass#prince rambles in this chilies tonight
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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i am a perfectly nonchalant person. except on days where i crave love. then i choke up and go insane and begin howling at the moon
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#atsv#atsv spoilers#smatsv#smatsv spoilers#spider man across the spider verse#spider man across the spider verse spoilers#spider man across the spiderverse#spider man across the spiderverse spoilers#across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse spoilers#across the spider verese#across the spider verse spoilers#YES I DID SEE THIS IN THEATERS FOR A THIRD TIME TONIGHT#WHAT OF IT?!?#LEAVE ME BE 😂#spider man#miles morales#pavitr prabhakar#spider punk#hobie brown#spider gwen#gwen stacy
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#im having so much fun rn#anyone who moves ((comes across my dash)) is getting booped tonight#i love when tumblr enables pvp
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Unpopular opinion: All games should have the option to enable pausing.
And to save almost everywhere.
Yes even in soulslike games.
I am an adult who has a full time job and responsibilities. I get to play maybe an hour a week. I do not want to lose that hour of progress because devs decided 'pause' was not allowed in their game and I had sudden unexpected things come up that meant I had to quit the game without saving/leave it playing and hope enemies wouldn't respawn.
Also it would massively increase accessability. I have fully working non-injured hands and they still need a break after a tough boss fight. I can't imagine how frustrating it must be for people with joint pain, arthritis, etc, etc.
#gaming#accessability#a solid portion of games these days are 18+#so they should be designed remembering that most 18+ people do not have hours every week to do nothing but game#I am in a loquacious mood tonight
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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friend said "im on some kinda wave tonight" and sent this screenshot that is obliterating my attention span
#god save her soul the boredom is ravaging tonight 😭😭😭#00#07#video games#cruelty squad#insaniquarium#pvz#undertale#cookie clicker
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