#and then the rest of the kids also join in

[exopelagic]

hello dirt truthers I love you but I do not respect you and here’s why

plants photosynthesise. that’s their whole deal. photosynthesis is when plants convert carbon dioxide and water into glucose and oxygen, in the equation below:

6CO2 + 6H2O -> C6H12O6 + 6O2

that just means they’re taking up 6 carbon dioxide molecules (from the air! famously a gas in the air, you may know her from her recent work in Climate Change) and 6 water molecules (from the soil! but soil is also famously Not made of water and we will get to that later), making 1 glucose molecule and 6 molecules of oxygen (which go back into the air! different kind of air). this is cool because it’s the same process as respiration (how we break down sugars to release energy!) in reverse!

BUT MR PELAGIC — I hear you ask — what about the SUNSHINE?

that’s the fun complicated part for all you contrarian third party motherfuckers :)

the ENERGY for this process comes from light. I said before that this is respiration in reverse: which means that energy needs to go IN, it can’t do this on its own. but! light is VERY good at carrying energy! you may have experienced this with sunburn. you may also know that photosynthesis uses a green pigment called chlorophyll, which is the star of the show here

(I’m lying it’s really rubisco but we’re not going there rn)

yknow when you’re wearing something black when it’s sunny and it gets hot. same thing happens with chlorophyll when it’s absorbing light. but all that energy has to go SOMEWHERE, so instead of just sitting there, the chlorophyll breaks down a little and releases an electron.

stay with me here. we’re getting back to the air. so this electron is carrying a bunch of energy now — this is gonna get passed around and sent to play with the big kids. carbon dioxide is the big kids. as well as her friend ribulose bisphosphate (big carbon based molecule! CO2 has one carbon, this one has 5, and was initially made by joining CO2s together!). the electron here provides the ENERGY for these two to join together — energy was released to break something, needs to be put back in to make something. light -> energy -> bond. which leaves us with glucose! which is MADE of carbon dioxides! a bunch of them!

(you may have noticed the water is missing from this! you remember our friend chlorophyll who’s sad and broken and missing an electron? water (H2O) can ALSO be broken apart by light in the same way, into oxygen, 2 hydrogen ions, and 2 electrons! the oxygen is released as a gas, and the hydrogen ions and some electrons are used as fuel while the rest of the electrons are passed back to patch up ms chlorophyll. everything gets used up!)

SO. altogether, that’s:

carbon dioxide is taken in from the air

water is taken up from the soil (water ≠ soil)

light knocks an electron off the chlorophyll

carbon dioxide joins with ribulose bisphosphate (big 5 carbon molecule) to make glucose, USING THE ENERGY from the electron

water is broken down to replenish electrons and fuel the whole process

NOW! as my dear friend mx splash said above, a big chunk of plants is made of cellulose, which is created by chaining glucose molecules together. most of the things in plants are made of carbon, and all that carbon has to start off in this process -- from glucose molecules, made of carbon dioxide, made of air.

i fear this might be where i lose some of the soil truthers. what about the nutrience?

the main stuff that plants take up from the soil are things like nitrogen, phosphorous, and potassium (absorbed through their roots, dissolved in water). these are what fertilisers are made of! they're needed to make up many things -- all proteins (nitrogen), for example, as well as DNA (phosphorous). however!

MOST OF THOSE MOLECULES ARE MOSTLY CARBON. carbon's super good at making a framework to stick stuff onto. for example, proteins are long chains of amino acids joined together. the simplest amino acid is called glycine:

which has a ratio of 2 carbon atoms for every 1 nitrogen! most amino acids have a couple more carbons (all other amino acids stick something on instead of a hydrogen) -- which means that there is more carbon than nitrogen even in the vast majority of proteins, which make up a whole bunch of the mass of everything currently alive because they can be used for so many things.

(if you want some stats pulled from the first random paper I could find talking about this, under optimal conditions, tomato leaves in this study have a carbon:nitrogen ratio of roughly 6:1 -- there's 6 times more carbon than nitrogen in a given leaf. [1])

water is also fun, because while plants need a bunch of water (they use it like a skeleton! isn't that cool as hell??) their STRUCTURES aren't made of water. water maintains pressure and a consistent environment and keeps everything standing up (vs wilting when they run out of water), but they're not physically made of water for the most part -- we saw earlier that it's mostly used to drive the process of photosynthesis, while stuff is actually built from the carbon dioxide.

soil itself is also made of a lot of carbon: it's dead plants and rocks and shit. mostly dead plants. but this is a one way relationship: we know that plants are mostly carbon, and plants get the vast majority of this carbon as carbon dioxide from the air -- the stuff they need from soil is instead the extra nutrients like nitrogen, which are released as the dead plants and shit decompose. plants become soil, but soil doesn't become plants (soil is made of plants, plants are not made of soil). when everything works right, the nutrients get put back in the soil by things decomposing, and that layer keeps building up (carbon storage!). soil is really good at sittin there. that's also why air plants can exist, and why we can grow most plants in just water -- all they really need from soil is the water, nutrients and support.

IN CONCLUSION:

plants take in carbon dioxide (air) and use it to make glucose (via photosynthesis, powered by energy from light) which is then used to make the majority of the stuff in the plant. soil isn't taken up directly -- plants suck up nitrogen and other nutrients dissolved in water, which are important, but there is so much more carbon than anything else, which is needed for basically everything because it's used as a base to build on.

plants are made of fucking air <3

dirt propaganda: he says ‘the plants eat the dirt with their roots’ and ‘soil has nutrients’

air propaganda: air plants are a thing and also i reckon we would have run out of soil by now otherwise

[bizarrelovetriangel]

missing you.

mdni. 18+ only. not for the kids, pls look away. male masturbation. panty sniffing. pillow humping. pervy caleb. caleb and reader/mc are in a relationship.

hello i'm joining caleb-the-panty-sniffer club and this is my contribution. please enjoy.

inspired by these arts: x, x, x

You were out of town for hunters business, and Caleb volunteered to check up on your house. While he's at it, might as well do some cleaning too.

But he gets a little distracted.

Last week, during your video call, you mentioned to Caleb that your team has been requested to go to a certain city that's been having Wanderer problems. The mission is estimated to last for about five to seven days, and you expressed concern about your newest plants that require to be watered at least every two to three days, which might die without your care.

So of course, Caleb is there to take away your worries. He promised to go to Linkon City in the middle of the week to make sure your plants get the nutrients they need.

Now here he is, inside your apartment's living room, putting away the objects that you'd left scattered all over the place. He imagined you putting things in your luggage at the very last minute before leaving for your trip. You've always done that when you were younger, and it seems old habits die hard.

Back when you were little, once you finish shoving plushies in your bag, deeming them to be absolutely necessary, you'd come to him so he can help you close the zippers.

This time, you didn't forget to take your plushies either. The Sunny Apple that he won with you at the claw machine was gone, which means it's probably keeping you company right now. The thought of you cuddling with the grumpy-looking apple puts a smile on his face.

After watering your plants, Caleb moved on to cleaning the kitchen. Your place isn't really messy; there are just several objects that were out of place, so there's not much work for him.

The last area that he took care of was the bedroom, where he will be sleeping for the rest of the week. The moment he entered your room, he was consumed by the smell of your signature perfume. If he were to close his eyes, it would feel as if you were there.

The scent also made him feel lonely. It's been days since he last saw you, as both of your jobs robbed you of each other's physical presence. Fortunately, once you return from your hunting trip, you two get to spend a few days together, so he's looking forward to it.

Caleb studied the collage of personal pictures you have on the wall, not too far from your nightstand. A lot of them are you and him from various age, a couple are of you and Zayne, plus a recent one with Caleb between you and the doctor.

There are also photographs of you with your coworkers, including the silver-haired guy that you're often partnered with. In all the group pictures, he's always, always next to you.

He's the one that's seeing all the cute expressions you're making right now.

Caleb shakes the jealous thoughts out of his head and lies down on your bed. It's the afternoon, just around the time for the sun to set. He's not sleepy at all, but the warmth and softness of your bed, combined with your fragrant scent, is just so alluring, his body was obligated to sink into it.

"Hmm? What's this?"

Caleb's left hand got a hold of something that you'd forgotten to either put in your luggage or put in the dirty laundry.

Something soft.

Something red.

His fingers grasped the material and held it above his face so he could see what it is.

"Ah...."

His face instantly feels warm at the sight of your underwear. Red panties.

He had seen you wear this before. He also remembers, quite vividly, him sliding it off your legs before pressing his lips and tongue at your core like a starving predator.

He rememebered how you felt. How you tasted.

His mouth watered.

His cock hardened.

His fingers twitched as he lowered his hand towards his face. Caleb closed his eyes and pressed the panty against his nose.

"Fuck..."

His other hand rose to his chest as heat from his rushing blood spread across his body, down to his stomach, through his hips, and pooled between his thighs.

His mind replayed the memory of you resting your back against the bed's headboard, your fingers tangled through his hair while his face is buried between your thighs.

Caleb rubbed his cock over his gray sweatpants, thinking of the face you make as his tongue drives you on edge.

He took another whiff of the red underwear and stained his own boxers as he become even more aroused.

His hips thrusted up as he stroke himself faster, pretending it was your hand that was touching him.

He pictured your mouth around his cock, cheeks flushed, eyes filled with lust as they flicker back to his, making sure he was feeling good. Your eyes would get teary when he'd lose restraints and put himself deeper in your mouth.

A groan comes out between his lips. He pulled down his sweatpants and boxers, smearing his pre-cum all over his aching cock before running his hand up and down, slowly, just like how you like to start and finish.

He needed you, so bad. But you weren't there.

He was surrounded by your scent.

He was on your bed.

Licking his lips, Caleb turned over and buried his face on one of your pillows.

He grinds his cock on your bedsheet, imagining that you were underneath him, crying out his name with pleasure with your honeyed voice that he'll never get tired of hearing even in the after life.

"N- not enough.... it's not enough..." He was pumping his cock while humping your bed, yet he was only getting harder.

It feels like he was going to burst but couldn't.

Caleb threw off his shirt as the sweat from all his movement and body heat made his clothes uncomfortably stuck to his skin.

Despite his tensed body, his hold on your underwear was gentle, as if it was your actual body.

He sniffed the red panty once again before moving it down to his lips. His tongue ran over the crotch, and his cock throbbed. He could almost taste you, as if you were actually there.

He whispered your name with desperation, right hand grasping the bedsheet, needing to feel you against him.

Letting out a ragged breath, he took another pillow and placed it under his hips. Caleb closed his eyes and a moan escapes his lips at the friction.

He immediately set a brutal pace, rutting against your pillow while his closed eyes sees your figure, taking him in deep and tight. You're scratching his back and mewling against his ear as he pounds into you so hard that the world is shaking.

Sweat causes his body to glisten while your bed quakes from all of his movements.

He didn't - or rather, couldn't, silence his moans as the red fabric was wrapped around his cock. He ran it up and down before spreading it over the pillow and grinding against it.

It wasn't you, but it still felt heavenly.

"Fuck. fuck.... so good..."

He was close.

Faster. Harder.

Caleb increased his speed on humping your bed, feeling his body tightening up.

Ring ring ring.

"W- what?!"

He jumped at the sound of his own phone ringing. Someone was calling him. More importantly, it was the special ringtone for you.

Luckily, it wasn't a video call. He'd usually prefer a video call so he can see your lovely face, no matter the time of the day, but today.... might not be a good idea.

"F-fuck." He was absolutely not in the right state to talk to you clearly.

Decline?

No, he couldn't.

He could never.

"Heya, pip-squeak," he breathes out slowly, carefully, as if his heart isn't racing. "Missed me already?" he asks playfully, as if he wasn't the one that was fucking your panties right now.

"Yeah, I do. I have to hold my bags by myself because Caleb isn't around."

"So nice to hear that you're thinking about me." He grins, while his hips continued to move with caution so you wouldn't detect any of the lewd noises he was making.

"Well, yeah.... I do miss you, Caleb." you replied softly, setting the jokes aside. "I'm so far away from Linkon. It's so different here, and it just feels lonely. I guess I'm just feeling homesick..."

You're feeling homesick and you're thinking of him. It's just like when he goes to Skyhaven. He was always thinking of you. The one that he comes home to.

"Caleb..."

The way you said his name caused his stomach to flutter, and his cock to twitch.

Fuck.

Your voice.

"Caleb."

"Mhmmmm..."

With your panty wrapped around his cock, he thrusted deeply into the pillow as if was you. Over and over and over again.

"Caleb..."

He's so close.

Faster.

Deeper.

"Caleb?"

The bed was shaking and screeching from how hard he was going. He'd forgotten about everything.

"Hnnngg,,,"

"Caleb!"

Not a second after you called out his name, Caleb reached his climax. The panty was shoved in his mouth to muffle out the whimpers that fell from his drooling mouth.

He came hard, all over your pillow and spilled onto the bedsheet, some in his hips and stomach.

"Caleb?"

His eyes opened widely as if he'd just woken up from a trance. "Yes, honey?"

"Are you okay? Did you hear what I said? Are you busy?"

He gulped. "I'm good, pip-squeak. I'm already at your place, just... cleaning up, so that it's all nice and pretty when you get back in two days. You should hurry back or else your plants might die from missing you too much."

"Just my plants? You don't miss me?"

On, you have no idea.

"Hmph. I guess I won't give you any of the souvenirs I bought for you."

You are so cute and so precious.

He wants to kiss you so badly.

"Why don't you come home so you can see out how badly I need you..... next to me..." he adds the last part quickly.

Caleb could practically hear you smile at the other line, causing the ends of his own lips to curl up with joy, eyes brightening as he thinks of your face.

"I'm coming home soon. Wait for me, Caleb."

"I'll wait for as long as you need me."

Once the call ended, Caleb sighs loudly and slumps on the bed, wincing at the wet mess he made.

Now he has even more cleaning up to do.

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You paused as you entered your bedroom after enjoying the brunch that Caleb cooked for you upon your arrival at your sweet home.

"You changed my bedsheets?"

"It was starting to get a little dusty. You're welcome."

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Valentine's Day! I love your work! fma? Something with havoc? Or something with Leon from Merlin?

a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

They spend a lot of time talking with Ed, but not that much time talking about him, comparatively. It's like the bar is it's own private space, somehow separated from the real world and all its accompanying complications. It's like Ed's pulled a piece of Resembool into Central through the force of is presence alone.

Which means Havoc's not expecting it when they're all at the office working late, except for Roy for reasons the rest of them are trying not to worry too much over, and Maes leans against his desk and says, "So. Edward."

His head pops up, looking around, but it's just the rest of their office who's also staring at Maes.

Maes rolls his eyes. "We're not bugged right now. It's fine."

The right now should really concern him more than it does. "Okay. What about him?"

"You're the one that knew him first, right?" he asks.

He nods warily.

"Did you know about his brother?"

Havoc stares. Like anyone could know Ed without knowing Al. The two of them had been joined at the hip as kids. They still were, really, since Ed is willing to tolerate city life so Al can teach at the university. "Alphonse? Yeah. What about him?"

"Did you know that he's an alchemist?" Maes asks.

There's a beat of disbelieving silence and then Havoc's laughing in his face.

He can't help it. Maes is dumbfounded and everyone else is looking at him like he's crazy, but it's ridiculous. Does he know that Al is an alchemist? Does he know that Alphonse Elric is an alchemist?

"Jean," Riza snaps finally and he waves at them, wiping the tears from his eyes and forcing himself back under control.

"Hughes, man, come on," he says. "Are you messing with me? Yeah, of course, they've been doing alchemy since they were knee height. They redirected the town river before I'd left. On request, but still."

"They?" Breda repeats. "Are you saying Ed's an alchemist too?"

They can't be serious. Has it never really come up? He casts his mind back, but Ed doesn't do alchemy at the bar. Well, not that he's noticed anyway, and Ed's good enough that he wouldn't notice if Ed didn't want him too. "Ed's the scariest alchemist I know."

Sure, both of the Elrics could bend bedrock to their will and transmute seemingly anything out of thin air, but Al at least had the restraint to ask if that's something he should do before acting. Ed rarely bothered.

Roy had been a weapon during the war, like all the other state alchemists. But they should all count their lucky stars that the Elric brothers had been too young to be drafted.

[soobinologisttt]

moonlit moments - choi beomgyu

pairing ☆ beomgyu x f. reader

word count ☆ 3.1k

warnings ☆ bestfriends!, switch beomgyu!, camping!, reader drowns but is okay!, tent sex!, overstimulation!, riding!, beomgyu has a dirty mouth!, reader on on birth control!, (be safe guys), very cute!!

guys this is my first time writing non-dom stuff. i tried my best. hope u enjoy!!

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"i am so excited!" you say from the back seat. sitting in the middle, you lean up between the passenger and drivers seat.

"i know you are y/n. you've only said it 10 times already." beomgyu pats your head with a smile.

soobin is driving you two and yeonjun is driving taehyun and kai.

you have been waiting for this trip since the beginning of the school year.

you all got together and planned this after finals, you were all going to go camping in the mountains.

you remember telling them that you were going to camp alone, in your own tent.

"i am going to buy my own tent!" you smiled widely.

"y/n? are you sure? it's gonna be kind of spooky up there." soobin asks.

"i am a big girl soobin," you cross your arms and lean back in your chair, "i can handle myself. plus, you all will be next to me."

"suit yourself." soobin retreats as he shrugs.

that night you went home and ordered yourself a pink tent with a pink sleeping bag.

you also made a list of things you might need, such as a light, a portable charger, etc.

although it was months away, you were too excited to not make these lists.

now that is actually happening, you can't help but repeatly tell the two guys how excited you are.

"the next time you say that, you're going into yeonjun's car y/n." soobin says tiredly.

"someone is grumpy." you say to attempt to whisper to gyu.

"i am right here." soobin grumbles.

you turn to him, "do you want me to drive? you seem tired."

"can i trust you?" he says as his eyes stay locked on the road.

"of course. just pull over at the next rest stop. beomgyu, text kai."

beomgyu pulls out his phone and you catch a glance at his lockscreen.

it's you two, when you first met.

you both met as freshmen in high school.

you were the new kid and beomgyu invited you to join his group project.

you came after the project started so you didn't know who would let you join or not.

thankfully for you, two giggly boys asked you join them.

since they looked nice you accepted.

since then, you have been inseparable.

even deciding to go to the same college. and now here you are, heading into your senior year.

you can't help but smile at the memory.

the picture is you on his back as he carries you around the carnival that you begged to go to.

you had just gotten off a ride and you were getting sick. so beomgyu decided to carry you to the car. you're head is barried in his neck and he is smiling widely at the camera.

the guys always swore that you and beomgyu would get together before high school ended but it never happened.

you weren't disapointed about it since, you didn't want to ruin your friendship.

the closest you both got was a makeout when you were both drunk.

once soobin pulled into the rest area, you jumped out of the car. you're bladder was screaming at you. asking for a release and quick.

"where are you going y/n?" beomgyu quicky jumps out after you.

"i have to pee." you call back as you run into the rest stop.

beomgyu quickly follows you.

"i am going to wait for you out here." he says loudly into the bathroom.

you smile at his over protective personality.

it's always been like this. if you were going somewhere alone, he would call after you and offer to come with.

you quickly use the bathroom and wash your hands.

once you're out, beomgyu is by your side. walking back to the car with you.

"you know, i'm a big girl right?"

"i know," he sighs, "you can never be too safe y/n. i dont ever want to lose you."

you can feel the red spreading across your face at his words.

"i dont ever want to lose you either, gyu."

once you get back to the car, soobin is already fast asleep in the back seat. snoring loudly.

"i guess, he was really tired." you giggle to beomgyu as you both get into soobin's car.

"i guess. are you okay to drive? not tired right?"

"i am too excited to be tired right now." you laugh as you start up the car.

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once you get to the parking lot, you are starting to regret your choice of sleeping alone.

nothing but woods are around you. it's a five minute walk to where you will be camping and it's only trees.

you expected there to be even a few people staying in the same place.

but no, there is nothing but trees for miles.

"are we almost there?" beomgyu calls.

seemingly tired from the long walk.

"almost." soobin doesn't look up from the large map in his hands.

you all walk for about five minutes before finding a clearing.

it is a piece of land surround by trees. it didn't help you ease up at all.

if anything, it made you more nervous.

"are you okay y/n?" kai breaks you out of your scary thoughts.

"are you having second thoughts?" beomgyu asks.

you shake your head with a nervous laugh.

"nooo! i was just admiring the.... trees?" you bluff.

"the tree's y/n?" soobin gives you a confused look.

"yeah, they are so large!" you laugh.

"well, pick your spot and get to work! unless you want to sleep on the hard ground tonight." soobin intructs, waving to the empty space.

"okay dad." you roll your eyes.

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it only takes you 30 minutes to set up your baby pink tent.

"about time y/n." taehyun laughs.

you stick out your tongue at him.

"you can't say anything taehyun. you sat and watched soobin set up your tent."

to save money, the guys decided to share tents. soobin and taehyun in one, and kai, beomgyu, and yeonjun in the other one.

"hey, he offered." taehyun shugs and sips on his drink. he is sat around the makeshift fire pit in his camping chair.

before you could think of a come back, kai interrupts.

"according to the map, there is a lake that way," he points to a trail that is different from the one walked, "anyone wanna go?"

you immediately shout out, "i'll beat you there!"

he takes off running and you quickly follow bhind.

"beomgyu, please grab my towel. it's in my tent, in my bag." you yell back as you chased after kai.

"okay!" he yells back.

you keep running, to catch kai, and when you finally do you pull him back.

"hey that's cheating." he laughs.

"yeah, u sure know alot about cheating mr. "i'm not hiding any uno cards."" you snort.

"hey, that was only one time!"

you continue to run before slowing down.

it's gorgeous. a body of water with a waterfall across for where you stand.

you see kai dash by you and hear him yell, "i won!"

but you're too focused on the beauty of wilderness to care.

"it's so pretty." you say to kai.

just then he takes the time to admire the beauty of his surroundings.

"this is so cute." he looks at the waterfall.

"let's swim." you take off your shorts and shirt to reveal your baby pink two piece.

you didn't mind being around them in a bathing suit since once they walked in on you changing.

nothing really happened, you just covered yourself and scolded them on knocking.

now, you could care less. you see them all as your brothers, and know that they see you as their sister.

you walk into the warm blue water and continue until it is shoulder high.

you know that the guys would want to go futher since they are all giants but you went as far as you think was a good idea.

you're not the best swimmer and don't want to drown with just kai here. more hands and eyes means the less of a chance you'd drown and die.

you turn around and watch the water from the waterfall fall. wishing you could go to it. to stand under it.

before you know it, there is a boy throwing you over his shoulder.

"kai! kai! kai, you know i can't swim that well," you panic as he walks deeper into the water, "what are you doing?"

"you're fine y/n. I wouldn't let you drown. beomgyu would kill me." he laughs.

once we get close to the waterfall, he lets you down. but out of reflex (and general scaredness) you wrap youself around the boy.

he flexes up and attempts to pry me off of him.

"take me back kai," you nearly sob, "i don't like this."

just as he is about to turn around you hear a voice call you from land.

"what the fuck are you doing?" beomgyu fums.

you quickly let go of kai, only to slip under the water.

you start to panic as you slowly fall.

you attempt to swim up but no matter what you do, you feel yourself continue to go under.

that's until you feel two large hands pull you up.

you spit out the water in your mouth and begin to sob.

you have no idea who has got you but you hug onto them tight.

"it's okay, y/n. i got you." you hear beomgyu soothe you as he rubs your wet hair.

"i was so scared." you cry into his shoulder.

"i know y/n. i know."

once you feel safe, you pull back to look at beomgyu. he has his shirt and pants still on.

"beomgyu! why are you still in your outside clothes? what about your swimming trunks?"

"you were going to drown y/n." he sighs, "like i said earlier, i never want to lose you. i would do anything to keep you safe."

you blush and hide your face in his neck.

"can we get out of the water now?" you hug onto him.

"whatever you want." he holds on to you.

as you walk out of the water you hear multiple voices speaking.

"i am so so so sorry y/n. i didn't think that would happen." kai profuessly apolzies.

"you're okay kai, i jumped from you." you give him a small smile.

"we can go home if you want." soobin tries to comfort you.

"no, no," you shake your head, "we have been planning this since freshman year."

"i am okay guys," you reach the shore and beomgyu puts you down, "you guys can continue swimming. i need a moment."

they are give you small smiles and hope that you feel better.

beomgyu walks with you, picking up your towel that he dropped when he jumped in.

"don't you wanna swim too?" you look over to the boy.

"no, i need to make sure you're okay." he replies back.

instead of aruging back, you accept his presence as you walk back to th camp site.

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later that night, as you're laying in your tent, you can't help but think about how you felt during the incident.

the feeling of helplessness and fear. you feel it running through you veins.

that's when you hear a sound outside of your tent.

you gather yourself and grab the nearest thing to you, which happens to be a flashlight.

you hear the unzipping of your tent and brace yourself. your flight or fight mode is in full effect.

that's when you hear his voice, "are you okay?" beomgyu asks.

"not really." you huff out in relief.

he zips up the tent and sits on the edge of your sleeping bag.

you both sit there quietly until you speak up.

"i can't stop thinking about it. the way i felt." you feel youself start to tear up.

beomgyu moves to the middle of your sleeping bag, facing you.

although it is dark, you can make out his face. his beautiful nose, eyes full of life, and the frown on his lips.

"i am sorry y/n," he looks into your eyes, "i should of been there quicker."

"no gyu, don't blame yourself."

"i mean, i have no idea what i would do without you y/n. you dont know how much you mean to me."

he brings his hand up to your face and slowly strokes your cheek.

"gyu, wha are you-." you didn't get the chance to finish.

beomgyu's lips were on yours.

once you overcame the shock, you close your eyes. feeling more at peace. forgetting what happened earlier in the day.

he takes his hand from your face and reaches behind you, placing his hand on the small of your back.

you turn you head to deepen the kiss, opening your lips a little to allow him access.

he slides his tongue in in a swift motion.

you moan lightly at the action.

"i've dreamed about this for so long." he confesses as he pulls back silghtly.

you smile on his lips.

"have you now?" you tease him.

he smiles, "yes, for a long time."

he crashes his lips back onto yours, slowly moving to lay you down.

you uncross your legs and send them straight.

beomgyu is still kissing you as you fall back and hit your pillow.

"is this okay?" he looks down at you with his big pretty brown eyes.

"yes, please going gyu."

he doesn't miss a beat to start kissing you again.

when he slides his tongue across your lips, asking for entrance, you groan out.

you can feel beomgyu's cock grinding onto you. causing you to moan out more.

you pull back with a needy moan, "i need you right now."

he doesn't miss a beat as he flips you.

"please ride me y/n." he pleads.

you know you can't control yourself when it comes to him so you slip your hand down to his cock.

"fuck y/n."

"do you have a condom?" you lean down and whisper into his ear.

"i didn't even think about that. i dont, fuck. i'm so sorry y/n."

"gyu, i'm on birth control." you pull back and continue to palm him through his pajama pants.

"i bet you feel so good y/n. i need it so bad, please, please, please fuck me."

you pull down his pajamas pants bring his underwear with it.

he helps you out of your pajamas and underwear.

he runs his hands down the curve of your body. taking in every minute, wanting to remember every second of it.

he knows he'll be fucked after this, he'll want to do it all over again.

you hover above his hard length, slowly lowering yourself onto him.

"you feel better than i ever imagined, fuck."

you sit there stunned at the pure size of him.

"fuck gyu, you're so big." you try to keep quiet. fearing that you'll wake your friends.

"c'mon, you can take it."

"mhm," you start to slowly ride him.

"you can do better than that baby." he grips you hips, guiding you to go faster.

you struggle to stay quiet as his cock hits all the spot that you can't reach.

"gy-u-u, it's too much." you whine as he keeps guiding you.

"you just feel so good princess. please don't stop."

you bite your lip so hard it draws blood.

you watch as his brown eyes roll to the back of his head.

"you feel so fucking good y/n." he groans as he graps your hips harder.

he was surely gonna leave marks.

you attempt to speed up, although you can barely handle it.

"fuck gyu, you're so deep. if you go any deeper you'll be in my stomach." you throw your head back.

"mhmm, you look so pretty riding me. such a good girl taking all my dick." he purrs.

you grip his abs through his shirt as you continue letting him abuse your cunt.

"gyu-gyu-gyu oh my fuck, i'm gonna come."

"me too baby. keep going just like that." he looks up at you before throwing his head back.

you listen as you both chase your highes, getting slopper by the second.

"beom-beomgyu, i'm gonna fucking scream." you warn him.

he flips you both over so he is on top.

"you gotta stay quiet my princess. you don't want then to hear us. i want to be the only one who hears you."

he places his hand on top of your mouth as he thrusts into you.

"fuck, i love fucking you. nothing will compare now."

you moan into his hand, your cunt pulsating around his dick.

it only takes you a couple more thrusts before that feeling in your stomach explodes.

you let out a stranged cry as he continues ramming into you.

"hmm, i'm so close," he whispers into your ear, "please let me keep going, baby."

you give a slight nod and he continues his rampage on your swollen folds.

"so-so close." he says as he finally releases all of his come into you.

you can feel him twitch in you as he collapses on top of your mouth.

you both heave out.

"that was so amazing y/n. oh my god, ive wanted to do that first so long." he rolls off to to lay on his side.

"well... it doesn't have to be the last." you smile.

he brings you close and eventually you fall asleep to his heartbeat.

⋆⋅☆⋅⋆

"guys." you hear from outside your tent.

you roll over and slowly open you eyes. sunlight pouring into your tent.

"where is beomgyu?" you hear soobin say.

"i don't know, the last time i saw him was last night and he wasn't here when i got up."

your eyes widen as you realize the situation you have found yourself in.

"gyu." you whisper as you shake him up.

he groans out, "please, can we sleep some more?"

"we should ask y/n." you hear them walk up to your tent, knocking on it like it is a door.

"are you awake?" yeonjun calls out.

"yeah! one second please." you call out, causing beomgyu to shoot straight up.

"okay, beomgyu is missing. have you seen him?"

you look at beomgyu with wide eyes.

"i'm in here," he says proudly, "i didn't want y/n to get eaten by a bear or something." he comes up with a half assed excuse.

you roll your eyes and giggle to yourself.

"well come out, it's breakfast time."

"we'll be there in a minute." you call to them.

as they walk away you can hear yeonjun tell someone, "i told you this would happen. where is my 50 bucks?"

you giggle and look at beomgyu with his big brown eyes.

you give him a quick peck before getting up and getting around.

"come on. a girls gotta eat. especially after last night." you wink at him.

[is-that-your-true-face]

Aww I love this so much, thank you! You even did what I ran out of steam to do and added his helmet back to the scene! Bless. 🙏❤️

Writing isn't my forte but, if I may, I think I can add just a little to that ending from Skull Kid's and Tatl's perspective.

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Skull Kid noticed Tatl's wings stopped fluttering as soon as Link finished humming, if only for a brief moment, but he didn't think anything of it as he got up and began to recite the melody.

He couldn't work out why Link wanted to teach him a new song now. He should be doing something to help instead of playing music. But this was the Lost Woods. The Lost Woods in a more dangerous and hostile state than Skull Kid had ever known it could be. There was nobody who could help them here. And Link had grown. Skull Kid was too small be able to carry him, even if the Hylian could survive long enough to be reach help.

Skull Kid could do nothing. Making mischief and playing music was all he was ever good for. Immature. Selfish. Useless.

He had begged Link to teach him a song last time. Selfish.

Not again. Not for this. This time, it was his turn to grant Link's wish. And he would not deny his friend.

He would not be useless again.

As he played, he could see Link's remaining eye watching him from behind once-golden hair now stained and darkened. That kind, gentle smile had returned to his face and he seemed to relax and breathed deeper in the soft breeze. Skull Kid couldn't help but smile back as he continued to play.

The draft blew Link's hair across his half-closed eye, hiding it from view. The child took that as an opportunity to close his own eyes and concentrate on the tune to play it as perfectly as he was able. He had been playing the other song too quickly. He would get this one right.

The wind stopped not long after he finished playing and he looked back up, searching for that blue eye that seemed brighter than he remembered it being. All he could see now was a slit of lifeless sky.

He started forward but Tatl beat him to it. She flitted to Link's side, moving frantically like she was looking for something from the now still form.

Skull Kid ventured to speak. ". . . What is it?"

She rested onto Link's shoulder. Her usually loud and blunt voice now so cracked and quiet that Skull Kid strained to hear it.

"It- it 'n't work. . . It didn't work, Link."

Skull Kid could not bring himself to ask what she meant. But he knew what it did not mean. He picked up the helmet he had dropped earlier and set it in Link's lap as Tatl settled against the Hylian's cheek in what Skull Kid knew was her attempt at a hug.

He stepped to Link's other side and joined her. His arms were only long enough to comfortably wrap around Link's head but he hoped it was enough for his old friend that had helped him so many times.

He was too late to return the helmet. But, perhaps, he could protect Link from the darkness that had settled around them. The child shook with tears he could not shed as he held Link's head tighter to his heart.

The breeze slowly returned, stronger this time as it blew in from behind the stone Link rested against. The current that came through the hole in the stone somehow felt warmer than the rest as it brushed his face and enveloped him like an embrace of its own.

The wind continued to blow through the stone's opening in a pattern eerily reminiscent of Link's final gift.

It was soothing.

-

Well that came out about three times longer than I expected, but I hope it's a worthy addition!

Also a few notes people might like:

I can't recall if Skull Kid ever saw what Song of Healing does, but Tatl spent a whole game with Link, so she would recognize it.

MajorLink propped Link again a TP howling stone, not an OoT gossip stone. The gossip stones lack the hole in the middle.

Song of Healing is the first song Hero's Shade ever teaches TP Link (I like to think he was attempting to heal TP Link of his wolf form). TP Link gets that song at Death Mountain instead of in a forest, but, I mean, MajorLink put it right there in epi 1 for the taking.

Also thank you to everybody for your wonderful comments and tags! I'm so glad I was about to make something you enjoy. 🙏

"Can it be your favorite song?" A song that means a lot to you: > Song of Time > Song of Healing

A callback to the scene from episode 1, when Link chose to teach him Song of Time over Song of Healing.

Very much looking forward to seeing what MajorLink and his team actually do for this scene. ❤️

[diodellet]

cw: churned out another hyperspecific scenario instead of putting my indulgent makeout fantasies onto paper, oopsie poopsie😔sorry for the angst mixed with your silliness, it will happen again. lightly beta’d (thanks @jessamine-rose). established relationship shenanigans++some headcanoning on jamil's home life when he was a kid.

jamil viper is not your go-to person for home movie dates. whatever you put on, he's out like a light by the thirty minute mark.

unless he's with kalim. then he can slog through a feature-length film with his eyes closed. the guy's constant chattering could surprisingly be processed through the haze of jamil's light nap.

of course, you're quick to notice this little quirk of his. it's routine that you offer your lap as a headrest instead of your shoulder.

"i-if you're comfortable with doing that, that is." you hastily add, suddenly unable to meet his gaze.

and like clockwork, he can't resist teasing you. "how could i refuse?"

it takes a bit of shifting around, you scooting over to make space for his legs, then adjusting the blankets while also making sure that he has a clear view of the tv screen - even if he won't need it.

(there's something…familiar about this. the dialogue and music all blurring together into a comfortable buzz, the different colors of light bathing his skin with their glow.

watching tv was a sort of solemn family activity. his parents, even in the comfort of their home, even with over-the-top soap operas playing, were cold and dignified viewers. nonetheless, they allowed him and najma to cuddle against them. they made sure that their two children were thoroughly blanketed in warmth and comfort, that neither of them would end up sore from the four of them being all crammed together onto the little sofa.

and then he got too big to be carried back to bed. and then he became kalim's attendant full time, moved out of their place in the servants' quarters to room with kalim. and then all that remained was the pavlovian urge to succumb to sleep when faced with a tv and a movie.)

by the time he stirs, the end credits have finished rolling.

jamil blinks up at you, his limbs heavy with sleep. "is it over?"

"mhm. will you have to go now?" your touch is gentle as you brush aside the stray strands of hair from his forehead.

he thinks he should return to scarabia, but one hour of good rest with you was intoxicating.

was it wrong to squeeze out just a little more time together, if it so thoroughly rejuvenated his spirit?

"i can stay for a little longer," he reassures you, cupping your palm with his and pressing a kiss to the side of your thumb.

so the both of you linger in this moment of quiet affection, without the noise from the tv as a buffer. then you pipe up, "your eyes…"

"hm? what about them?"

"…oh, um, on second thought…maybe i shouldn't say it." your knuckle brushes against the curve of his cheek in a light bid to drop the subject. "it's a bit of a random thought."

"then just spit it out." jamil likes the fluster on you. likes pushing your buttons, likes how your eyes glittered with fondness in spite of it all.

"did you know that your eyes…aren't closed the entire way when you sleep?"

he should have realized that there's a reason why ignorance is bliss. that curiosity killed the cat. that one should let sleeping dogs lie and all those similar sayings and so on.

"oh." jamil wants to scream.

what happens instead is that he turns onto his other side and buries his face into the hem of your shirt. the warmth of your stomach permeating through the fabric like ice against his burning face.

"i'm sorry! it's kinda cute, i think."

"shut up," he manages to grit out through the waves of cringe.

he hears you laugh as you pat his shoulder in consolation.

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[ro-ren31]

SVSSS AU

Shen Yuan as Shen Jiu

What if SY was like SQH and was reborn into PIDW as Shen Jiu but with a system. The system has no power since the protagonist has not been born, and so only uses its abilities for major relevant points like meeting Yue Qi and attaching himself(SY) to him(YQ). Shen Yuan, throughout all of this, has absolutely no idea what story he is in. He just knows he was reborn in a novel and has a system he needs to follow plot points for.

So, Shen Yuan/Shen Jiu would still be with his Qi-ge and even is really protective of him because he thinks of Yue Qi as this poor child who's is going through absolutely horrible things and yet still giving up his things for others. This caused him to be very prickly to anyone who wasn't Qi-ge because he didn't want anyone to take advantage of his kindness.

When it came time to join the Qiu household, Shen Yuan didn't want to. He had been a street kid for over a decade, and before that, he was an avid reader of novels.(which, considering he is in one, is very important info), so he realized fairly quickly that this was tragic character past level stuff and then Qi-ge asked Shen Jiu to escape with him.

Shen Yuan immediately had a suspicion that this story was going to end with one of them dead, and the other becoming either a hero or a villain for their childhood friend, and wanted to leave with his Qi-ge so that if they die they die together but the system didn't let him. It was the first time Shen Jiu had tried to actively go against the system, and the system punished him for it by making him feel like his legs were broken and threatening him worse if he didn't tell Yue Qi to leave ahead.

Then, it follows Canon, where Yue Qi promises to come back but doesn't return for years. (Shen Jiu is obviously heartbroken. His dearest person is most likely dead in a ditch somewhere, and Shen Jiu may never even find his remains)

Shen Jiu decides that even if he can't go against the system, he'll figure out a way to break its power over him. And so he studies and observes, he makes sure to learn all he can at the Qius and then even more with when he was forced to follow Wu Yanzi (even if what he learned there might have done more harm than good).

Eventually, Shen Jiu reunites with Yue Qi and is so filled with relief he wants to just collapse into his Qi-ge's arms and cry like a child. But like time and time again before the system didn't let him. This time, the system even forced him to constantly act like he hated Yue Qi. Shen Jiu tried to loophole the system by showing Yue Qi how much he paid attention to him with purposefully horrible gifts, food and tea he doesn't like, etc.

Life continues like this for a few more years, the now, Shen Qingqiu still trying hard to break the system control on him while also juggling the few interpersonal relationships he has. 'Hating' YQY, fighting Liu Qingge, avoiding Mu Qingfang the suspicion from the rest of his martial siblings, having to ignore most of his disciples. And then Luo Binghe showed up.

SQQ had figured out what novel he was in when he got his courtesy name and was expecting Luo Binghe to show up, what he wasn't expecting was for the system to power up when he did.

SQQ was forced by the system to throw tea on Binghe's face, but surprisingly that was all he was forced to do. Sure there were prompts and small optional missions that would have made SQQ come across LBH but there was never any force. SQQ was obviously suspicious of this but took full advantage of the fact that he could avoid LBH, after all it gives the benefit of Binghe not growing a grudge plus not allowing the system to be around it's batteries.What SQQ didn't know was that the LBH was still going through many of the things that originally happened to him, just from the other disciples.

When LBH was 14 Shen Jiu finally figured out a way to remove the system's control and while trying it, the system used a lot of its power and energy to take back control and managed to lock all of Shen Yuan's memories from after his Rebirth, leaving him to wake up just like he did in canon.

//-//

Things could go pretty canon-compliant after that except for maybe a few small things plus maybe a different ship to SY/LBH. And then after canon, something happens to regain those memories, or what if he never does and Shen JiuYuan's story ends in the tragedy of never knowing he was free from the system.

Or maybe at some point Shen Yuan discovers all of Shen Jiu's research on the system and puts the pieces together.

If anyone happens to be inspired and wants to write something about this au, please let me know i would love to see others takes on this.

I've had this AU in my head for a while but never wrote anything down before, the only reason I did this time was because I kept imagining this au to the song 'Mr.Author by Dina Rebekka' (100% recommend listening to it)

[faghubby]

little boat trip

"YES" I said excited. When my childhood friend Nick asked me if I would join a crew to sail to Italy. I had sailed some but never out on open water. It was okay he assured me I was the forth. So I might have to put up with some shit but it's a once in a lifetime experience.

Jen my girlfriend encouraged me to go as well, even though it would be a three trip. Sail there and then fly home. We were delivering the boat to some rich guy. We where leaving in a few days. I was told to pack light. Even though the ship was huge a 50' yacht. I met Mike the captain. And Martin the first mate. The day before we left. They ran ,e thru the ship made sure I knew what to do. Didn't want some idiot to panic in the middle of the ocean. Mike and Martin had been sailing since they where kids. They moved and worked as if they were a part of the ship. These two black bohemiths of men. Nick agile and quick tall and skinny. But not an once of fat on any of them. I felt tiny at 5' 7" standing next to them they where all at least 6' tall.

Jen came to see me off. I wouldn't see her for a month I thought as we sailed off. It was a perfect day to sail. Mike had us run drills for hours. By the time the sun was setting land was gone and I was exhausted. Martin had made a fest. I barely had the strength to eat. I realized I had not even stowed my gear. I didn't know where I would be sleeping. Mike sat next to me.

"You stink you need a bath" he told me. Without warning he thru me overboard. They all laughed and Mike jumped in as well as if to save me. We all laughed and he led me down to a cabin my gear tossed In the corner. Mike came in the room with me. He started to strip off his wet shorts. I was confused was this his cabin? I turned to grab some clothes out if my gear.

"Come here" Mike said his deep voice said softly. I turned he was naked laying on the bed. His legs spread. His cock was enormous.

"I think you got the wrong idea" I stuttered turning away.

"Nick told us how you used to play" he told me. I felt him get up his hand touched my shoulder.

"It's alright" he said turning me around. "See" his eyes glancing down. I was rock hard my dick throbbing. This was all just so erotic I thought. He pulled me close my head resting against his chest. I could feel him breathing. His massive hand slid down to my ass.

"Why don't you come to bed and suck my cock now" he guided me to bed.

"I have a girlfriend" I told him.

"And three weeks to forget all about her" he told me guided my head down between his legs. His cock seemed as big as my arm. I ran my tounge down the length Of it. I thought about when we where kids and Nick and I would sneak off and go skinny dipping. It was the year we turned 14. That I had noticed how much bigger his dick was. I was curious how it felt. I had jerked him off. As the summer went on I became obsessed with sucking his cock nearly everyday. He never even touched me. Until Labor day weekend when he pushed me over a rock and drove his cock in my ass. I let him use me for the next year. Until he found a girlfriend. I pushed it off as a phase. And also found a girlfriend.

But now I was licking this cock. And my god it was bigger then ones I had seen In porn. Just one of his balls filled my hand. Mike let me explore. Kiss, lick and suck his cock and balls. He had no hair even his balls smooth. I was able to fit the head of his cock in my mouth. And I could taste his precum. Theresa's no way I would ever be able to please him though he was way to big. I was so tired. Mike pulled me up to him my head resting on his chest agsin. His fingers teasing my asshole. I felt him apply lube. And one of his fingers slid on.

"You're too big" I wimpered.

"Baby it just takes practice" he whispered working in a second finger. I moaned and suddenly came all over his leg.

". See you been holding it in so long" he told me he pushed my head down to lick it all up. I did. As he continued to finger my ass. He managed a third finger. Then pulled them out and showed me a butt plug which he worked into my ass. He then just held me as I fell asleep. I woke early maybe the boat swaying to much. Mike still held me. Mike also had a massive hardon. I reached down and started to stroke him. Soon I was jerking him off and sucking on the head. He wasn't forcing me. No it was like when I was a kid I wanted to. I wanted to please him. Mike was soon moaning his hand ran through my hair. He tensed and I was drowned in his cum. There was so much. I pulled away and the second and third shit covered my face I recovered and swallowed the rest of his seed. The plug had come out in the middle of the night. And as I cleaned Mike's cock he worked it back in.

"Now we have limited hot water, but I don't want to see any of this hair after today" Mike told me. As he got up to take his watch. Leaving me in his bed.

I went to grab my gear. As I opened it I found a note from Jen.

Nick told me how you volunteered to be there fuck toy on your Great Adventure. I always knew something was off with you, don't worry about me my ex Tom will fuck me much better then you ever could anyway. I looked in the bag. There where no clothes only some of my things Jen figured I want . Pictures, some old comic books. I didn't know what to think. I was so sore. After yesterday and last night. My ass still had this plug stuffed in it. I put it all aside and showered.

I shaved. Then started to shave my chest. I got brave and shaved my pits as well. Soon I had one leg on a toilet and was shaving my ass. Suddenly the door opened and in walked Nick.

"Captain wants to know why your not on deck" he smiled. I turned to see Nick he only wore some swim trunks, his body glistening in sweat. I smiled and turned

"I was thinking last night about that summer." I said Nick didn't say a word he just dropped his shorts. His cock already growing hard. I stopped only one leg half shaved and dropped down and sucked his cock. It seemed bigger then when we where kids. But not nearly as big as Mike's. I tried to take him further. Stuff him down my throat. But kept gagging. Nick didn't care. I cupped his balls. Even sucking them softly one then the other. I was truly enjoying myself making him moan with pleasure. He suddenly grabbed my head and forced his cock down my throat. I tried not to panic as he pumped his load down my throat. I focused on breathing thru my nose. Before he let me go. I beamed with pride having swallowed hos load.

"Captain wants you on deck" Nick reminded me. I grabbed my shorts from yesterday since they where the only ones I had. And reported on deck. Mike looked at me disappointed.

"Half shaved, dressed inappropriately, late for watch" Mike stated. "I mean I guess in old days you would get a lashing" he smiled. He handed off the wheel to Martin as he stepped towards me.

"Strip!" He commanded I dropped my shorts.

"This is you new uniform" he told me handing me a little white bikini. I stared at him. He was serious. I didn't have any clothes. The one pair of shorts wouldn't last a month. I took the little pieces of cloth. I realized immediately that the bottom. Was a thong. Mike helped me tie the top. It felt wierd to wear. He explained that I was to please Martin, Nick and himself however they wished. I nodded as I understood. He smacked my ass as he dismissed me. I went back down below to finish shaving. Martin followed me. He pushed me into his room. Without a word he pushed me over his bunk yanked down the bikini and pulled out the plug. He drive his cock deep into me with one thrust. I screamed as he took me. There was nothing patient or gentile as he fucked me. He used me pumping his seed deep in my ass. I felt like he had torn me in two. He then just pulled up his shorts and left. I reached back my hand covered in cum and blood. I was worried I laid on his bunk and cried.

I must of fallen asleep. When I woke up I shaved the rest of my legs. And went on deck. I wasn't assigned a watch. I was supposed to be available for those not on watch, I was informed. That night I found myself once again in Mike's bed. Mike was happy with how well my ass had expanded in just one day. After the plug and Martin. He continued to finger and stretch my ass. As I again licked and sucked his cock. Again gagged and overwhelmed by the amount of sperm he created.

I spent my days between Nick was like pleasing a friend, Martin was abusive using me as a cocksleeve. And Mike who was gentile and comforting often holding me after. I was the one who decided It was time to take Mike's cock in my ass. He allowed me to control the rate. As I slowly lowered myself on his cock. After I could of fit my whole hand in my ass he had stretched me so much.

They provided several similar bikinis for me to wear. I was expected to act girly. Often laying out sunning myself. I took on the duties of making sure the boat was kept clean, laundry was done. Martin still did most of the cooking but left me to clean up the after. I had not even noticed how much I had changed when we sailed into the Mediterranean. It had been a smooth trip. Only having been caught in one storm. We dropped Martin off in Spain and continued on to Italy. As we dropped anchor and headed to Port. I didn't even think that I still wore my white bikini as we sped to shore on the dingy. I got some strange looks as we walked across the dock. Mike smiled as and pulled me close. He stopped and bought me a sheer wrap to wear. If anything it bought me more looks. We met with he broker. I just sat quietly. Suddenly very aware of how I looked.

Afterwards Nick said his goodbyes. Having secured a trip home on another boat. Mike and I checked into a hotel. We made love.

"You're mine you know that" Mike told me. I snuggled into his chest. I shook my head. "We should go home and meet your parents" he told me. I was worried but yes, I wanted to introduce him to my parents. I wanted everyone to know he was my man. Mike never gave me my payment for bringing the boat in. Instead he bought me a wardrobe. Of completely woman's clothes. He picked everything out. He told me how to dress. Mike didn't like to fly. So we sailed back home. With a couple of woman, Deb and Tina. Where married and wanted help sailing across the Atlantic. The girls helped me to learn to use makeup, mannerisms, just be more girlie. By the time we made port I could even walk in heels( not easy to do on a ship)

Mike took me home and introduced himself to my parents, who instantly rejected me. I now live with Mike we spend most of our time sailing other people's boats around the world. Mike told me he doesn't want a woman. He loves me being his girlie boy. Although he often does share me with the crew.

[peterm4rker]

CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS? ── a maeda riku smau

00. brochachos

★ @/m_riku ;; animation major maeda riku can never wait for summer. he loves to be at home, taking a break of all the exhausting people he has to deal with at college and hanging out at the local skatepark all day, every day. he grew up with the boys in his neighborhood, later following sion to college and waiting for the rest of them to catch up. he had never connected with anything quite as much as he did with skating until one particular girl came along. she was his everything, and he was hers.. at least that's what he thought.

★ @/rikukuku ;; riku's priv.

★ @/si_onnn ;; music major oh sion is a diligent father of five. he has known all of them ever since they were little, living in the same neighborhood and doing their best to be best friends with him. he realized how much he missed his children once he left for college, which is why he makes sure to spend as much time as he can with them during the summer. he is also well acquainted with yn and her friends.

★ @/yoshiwitha_u ;; english major tokuno yushi is silently suffering. as they quietest in the friend group, he is prone to very embarrassing moments caused by the members of it. even when he considers himself a victim, he is always judging them in silence, his side eyes giving away whatever he is thinking. still, he is one of the sweetest people you could ever meet, and is incredibly grateful to have been adopted by sion that one afternoon at the skatepark. he always hated riku's ex gf, but would never tell him he told him so. (he did, multiple times)

★ @/sakuyacardcaptor ;; high school student fujinaga sakuya is yn's little brother and the boys' baby. ever since he was little he watched yn and her friends be together like they were stuck with glue, so he decided he would have the same thing. when he saw his older neighbor, riku, leave with the rest of the boys with a skateboard in hand, he ran to his best friend's house and dragged him with him towards the skatepark. he is the biggest menace in the world, but that doesn't mean he is not the most caring little brother yn could've asked for.

★ @/syaoryolee ;; high school student hirose ryo has been joined by the hip with sakuya for as long as he can remember. he lived next door to the fujinaga's since birth, leading him to be sakuya's ride or die and yn's second little brother. he loved to be dragged along to whatever adventure his best friend was planning, and is forever grateful to have found a bunch of boys to adopt him, even if they were concerningly older.

★ @/jaeheehee ;; music major kim daeyoung, better known as jaehee, is riku's ride or die and sion's middle child. he met the boys when they were little and immediately connected with riku like he never had with anyone despite their age gap. he is incredibly sweet but also a menace, and undoubtably yn's favorite out of the whole bunch. he also swears that the worst time of his life was when he was in the awkward middle between the oldest and youngest kids in the group.

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[rhonuscorner]

What kind of careers do average nebuterrans usually have? Like what would a daily life of a nebuterran look like

Nothing really out of the ordinary to be honest. There are farmers, engineers, medical staff, scholars, miners, merchants, military, scientists, those in the caretaker field (for the kids as those aren't raised in families but rather in groups based on age, but also for the special crystals that play a big role in... well, making kids. It's a whole thing) and so on and so on.

Pretty normal stuff.

Nebuterrans usually focus on one particular trade and stick with that for the rest of their lives. They do get assigned these trades when they come of age based on their skills and interests, but in the end every nebuterran gets to have a final say in what they want to pursue (with a few exceptions, Eclipse didn't get this choice).

The military is a fairly recent addition as well. They've always had one but they've really had to beef up security during the time of the previous Taei'Vasiáll, well before our boys were born and Eclipse was chosen to be the successor.

Because of reasons that I won't get into because spoooooiiiileeeeeeers XD

But yeah. They get up, have a meal, focus on work throughout the day, take breaks in between and socialize when time allows it. Some jobs and roles require more hours than others of course but still. Nebuterrans often come together after a long day to eat and dance together - I think I've mentioned it before but they enjoy their parties and don't really need a reason to throw one! A day well spent working and contributing to nebuterran society is reason enough. They're chill like that.

And in case you're wondering, Sun is mainly an engineer in the military. It was an easy choice for him, keeping weapons and ships in top condition and tinkering with tech is right up his alley. Moon had more difficulties choosing, scholar really drew his interest because there's so much to learn and discover and his curiosity knows no bounds, but he wanted to stick with Sun and help Eclipse so he ended up joining the military as well, as a tactician helping out on the defense and security side of things. Smart lad~

And of course they also have their additional responsibilities as Eclipse's younger siblings.

[haveihitanerve]

Okay but hear me out- the batkids as actual Vampires. Not bruce, just the kids, and bruce providing for them. Because he just has the tastiest blood.

Little Dick toddling over to Bruce, tears in his eyes because he ate his bloody dinner too fast and hes still hungry and Bruce just sighing and sticking out his hand and Dick lights up and they watch a movie while dick is happily gnawing on Bruce’s thumb and sucking his blood. Big Dick complains very loudly about how hungry he is and Bruce will glower at him before finally giving in and throwing an arm around his eldests shoulders and Dick pecks his cheek with a sweet “thank you dad.” before sinking his teeth into Bruce’s arm. 

Little Jason would very politely come over and tug on his hand and Bruce would pick him up and let him bite his hand and drink, but Big Jason just pounces on Bruce from behind and sinks his teeth into Bruces shoulder/neck for blood. 

Little Tim slipping five dollar bills into Bruce’s hand just before chomping his thigh and Big Tim very casually stabbing a needle into Bruce’s leg, extracting blood and then putting it into his coffee and walking away. Sometimes, if he’s feeling nostalgic, he will curl up with his head on bruce’s lap and actually bite him for blood, for pure blood, but he likes his coffee bruce blood blend better

Little Cass never once asked bruce for blood because she was scared, but Bruce would just scoop her into his arms and offer her his already cut open shoulder until she was comfortable enough scaling him like a tree and drinking from his shoulder. Big Cass still doesn't ask for blood, she just lands on his shoulders and bites his bicep. 

Little Steph was a little vampire gremlin and any time she saw Bruce without clothes (since his children feed off of him Bruce wears very little, just a tank top and shorts and makes sure to shave as much as possible to provide ample biting space, but as Batman he still wears his full suit just easy to slip off certain parts so his kids can feed easily) she would suction onto him like a little affectionate leech and dig her little teeth into his back. Big Steph also likes his back and has much the same habits as little steph did. 

Little Babs wasn't too keen on blood, but sometimes Bruce would offer her his forearm while she was working and she would work and eat. Big Babs has no qualms about taking his blood, but has few chances, so he stops by her Oracle hideout sometimes and just holds out his arm for her to drink

Little Damian thought drinking blood from a human was beneath him. Until he saw Cass doing it and wanted to follow her footsteps, but he cant climb bruce as well as her, so he just sank his teeth into Bruce’s calf. Big Damian will wait until Bruce sits or lays down and props his feet up and will then enjoy his calf blood. 

Bruce Wayne who is covered, littered in bite scars of varying sizes, who was once knocked over by his three eldest sons because they had been on a mission away from him for a week and were hungry and before they even said hello just sank their teeth into his neck, hand and thigh. Bruce Wayne who’s majority of scars come from his children, not villains and who willingly offers up his neck to any one of his children if they seem hungry. 

Bruce Wayne who, as Batman, will peel his protective bat suit arm off because Dick was hungry on a stake out. 

Bruce Wayne who is not a vampire but his children all are and he’ll be damned if he deprives them their nutrients. 

(selina kyle who is also a vampire and also gets her blood from bruce but from his-)

[violent138]

I love the idea that Bruce takes the Batfam on hikes outside of Gotham, and puts up with the arguing over who goes in what car, packs everyone's favourite snacks, will race with the other car if enough passengers in his egg him on. Bruce generally stays ridicuously quiet while the kids jabber enough to alert everything living in the woods near them but will weigh in once the kids debate who's strong enough to wrestle a bear, chime in on unsolved hiker cases, build fires, and carry anyone that gets tired, all while sneaking awful pictures of them.

[ima-ghost-art]

Valzhang Week! day 3: Traveling the world/ middle aged

Leo and Frank take their daughters out flying together (they are so girl dads lol)

the girls are Sophina 13 (flying with leo on festus) and Ellie (flying with frank) they come from this post i made ages ago lol thought it would be fun to add them!

(pls ignore i posted this a day late the colouring was a bitch and my week has been hectic xD day 4 should come later today!)

[megamindsupremacy]

love the idea that stan, pre-realisation, would just put any “my brother-“ thoughts that popped up into the ‘shermie’ category into his head

my brother… the genius … always won the spelling bee… we were so close… i learnt to fight because i was uh. protecting my…. (much??) older brother? damn was he a wimp or something

stan, calling shermie up post everything: do you happen to remember like. a flying dinosaur from our childhood or is this another ‘wrong brother’ situation

shermie, who was very much not there: what.

aksdjfhsd yeah!! also I imagine there being a ton of angst potential because Stan remembers ("remembers" my ass, he doesn't remember shit) himself and Shermie as being fairly close as kids, because everything involving "my brother" is conflated with Shermie, until the Mystery Incident got him kicked out. But Shermie wasn't super close with either of his brothers because of the age difference, and also because I hc him as not being home very often and getting the hell outta dodge as soon as he was old enough. So poor Stan has an imagined closer brotherly dynamic with Shermie, who isn't maintaining this dynamic into adulthood because to him Stan is his younger brother who dropped off the face of the earth (sad) at age 17, popped up a few times in newspapers to get arrested and/or scam people, and then dropped off the face of the earth again at 27.

[shinysteph]

Is this a safe space to say I liked the bnha epilogue and didn't see anything wrong with it? 🧍🏻‍♂️it was just a fun little bonus chapter I honestly don't know why people are upset about it

Anyway I love Shouto and I hope he enjoys his bowl and chopstick making classes

[imminent-danger-came]

something about mk brutally smashing his head against azures sword till it shattered. something about mei modeling her sword after azures (im insane)

I went ahead and gifed both scenes (which proves that I'm very clearly normal)

So, Mei shatters her family sword defending MK. She then models her sword after Azure's. MK later brutally smashes his head against Azure's sword, cracking it (and Azure) apart. Azure then uses that sword to stitch the universe together, losing his life in the process.

The first thing that comes to mind is the Curse's words, "Such pitiful creatures: cowardly, reckless, monstrosities; all doomed to play a roll in tearing this world apart! To cause nothing but chaos and destruction.", with 4x13 being titled "Rip and Tear" and Azure quite literally tearing the world apart. You trying to do what you think is right but that still leading to bad outcomes—to shattering and breaking and destruction.

Other bonus parallels/contrasts include:

Mei breaking her sword to defend MK, while Azure breaks his sword attacking MK

"But how am I supposed to protect everyone if I don't have my sword!" and then Azure uses his sword to save the entire world aka everyone.

Mei: "If you're not giving everything you have to protect the people you care about you are nothing!" Azure: "I would have done anything in my power to bring them back—but it wasn't in my power, it was in yours." (Using power for the people you care about) (Interesting to note however, Azure is fine with his friends as collateral ((love you 4x10 roar)) where as Mei will put a lot at risk for her friends ((she doesn't object when MK suggests going into the scroll even if it'll risk the curse being released)))

Mei: "What's the point of having power if you won't use it! [...] Inaction is careless! [...] Then maybe you don't deserve power!" Azure: "I did not sacrifice everything simply to be an idle deity! I will do what my predecessor did not!" (Aka those who deserve power are those who will use it)

Both were totally willing to sacrifice Wukong for their goals (Mei in 3x12 and Azure throughout s4, but especially in the special)

Mei: "Wukong knew the risks—that's the hard part of being a hero!" Azure: "Nothing is won without sacrifice!"

Jade Emperor Azure and Samadhi Fire Mei as containers for uncontrollable power (I talk about this one a lot)

Do we think "How could you lead us into this fight without a real plan!" applies to the Brotherhood's attack against heaven

They really did not need to have Mei model her sword after Azure's, so I wonder if this is building to an eventual "Mei V MK" fight (where Mei is most likely fighting MK to save MK) and Mei uses her sword to protect herself from one of the people she cares about.

I feel like there's more to the sword situation, but I can't put my finger on it.