#and then moved on

[musezieren]

is there a purpose to your visit, or may i return to my book? ( for Gale c: ) ~ @lcftyambiticns

"Well, IS there a purpose?" Gale asked, lips tightly pressed together and glaring at the other wizard. "I sent you around 20 letters for one of said books. At least a No. would have sufficed So, I decided to visit!" The now professor at the black staff academy would rather have sacrificed an eye in the past that come to Lorroakan. But as a teacher, one trying to help his students grow into the amazing people they certainly could be, he'd hold himself back, for now.

[youngpettyqueen]

when a character is rude to Data for absolutely no reason and completely shows their ass in android prejudice only for Data to literally go "ok." it makes me laugh. incredibly hard

[jordanbolton]

“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[kawareo]

"Imagine still posting fanart a whole year after the game came out" brother what are you talking about

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[canisalbus]

✦ Pebble ✦

[loverboybrightsideghost]

i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[loadingartist]

moved 😭

bonus panels on my patreon 💌

[dr-rato]

GET ROTATED

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[slyandthefamilybook]

tumblr glitched out somehow but idc because this is way better than the original poll