#and then it kicked you in the stomach

[zishuge]

it’s two in the morning and i’m awake thinking about how when fang duobing wanted to get into baichuan court, he needed an alias, so he was like quick, what’s a good fake name? yuan jiankang. this likely gets lost in translation but 方多病 (fang duobing) literally means “prone to many illnesses”. fang duobing's made up name? 袁建康 (yuan jiankang) - the surname 袁 (yuan) being a homonym of 远 meaning “always / forever” and 建康 (jiankang) meaning “healthy”. FOREVER HEALTHY. he just… picked the literal opposite of his name.

fast forward however many episodes to when li lianhua is teaching fang duobing yangzhouman, but then fang duobing starts asking questions about this wondrous technique, so li lianhua’s like quick, what’s a good fake name? suzhoukuai. to recap: 杨洲慢 (yangzhouman) - 扬州 (yangzhou) being a city, and 慢 (man) meaning “slow”. li lianhua’s made up name? 苏州快 (suzhoukuai) - 苏州 (suzhou) being… a different city, and 快 (kuai) meaning… “fast”. it’s literally just… the opposite.

i. i just. they share a single brain cell and it is constantly working overtime.

[dreamyluigi]

HAVE AT YOU!

[sluttyhenley]

I left before he could wake up. I don't know why.

ANYONE BUT YOU (2023) dir. Will Gluck

[a--messy--blog]

when you're having a good day and it hits you that stanley probably used to promise himself all the time that he would never become his father and he still unintentionally ended up somewhat looking like and acting like his father, filbrick's suit which was never meant to be his was his signature outfit and everyone had perceived him as a greedy grumpy old man who loves money for most of his life

[blusandbirds]

eli moskowitz - "am i making you feel sick?"

[the-insanity-of-mojiru]

Granute ? !

[nyssasatelier]

Don't be shy now 👀 show us the hermes sketches

maybe later 😘 but you can have this in the meantime

[puppppppppy]

Swapped playlists with a friend and I have normal feelings about it

[batwynn]

Ok. Five days without antihistamines before my immunology appointment (FINALLY). I can do it. I won’t even look at a potato. 😤

[mafufuu]

boy math? girl math? bullshit, i do troy math

[glambots]

I am going to do. UNHOLY things to this robot.

[sunrizef1]

Not that I whole-heartedly believe this, but if it is true, we narrowly avoided a much worse timeline where James had kicked Logan this week and stuck Esteban in his place

[readingplannet]

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Okay.... These two are BOLD!!!!

😳😳

[svampira]

normalest friend group

[wollemi-whump]

dog beds are actually very comfortable which is why they dont do much for me as a physical whump trope (ive literally fallen asleep snuggling with my dog on his bed) BUT i adore it as an emotional whump trope because people WILL think its weird and its definitely humiliating and dehumanizing if a whumpee is forced to do it which is wonderful whump

[team--charlotte]

baffling decision for season 2, episode 18 to end with lewis making a legit effort for charlotte, making a picnic of things she likes and hugging her and seeming really happy with her

only for episode 19 to trample all over that with him blowing her off after she mentions that she misses him and hasn't seen him for a while, then apparently forgetting he even has a girlfriend altogether and softly flirting with his ex while the narrative agrees that this is correct because, unlike charlotte, cleo always smiles when she first sees lewis. you know. unlike charlotte. who goes out of her way to try and make lewis happy and smiles literally every time she sees him. there's not even an episode between these!