#and then im like ‘what if he’s allergic to my socks and he dies’

[fishgirl514]

I HAVE A THING TO DO FOR SCHOOL AND IM SO SCARED ITS NOT EVEN THAT HARD

[superiorgoobus]

Batfam as shit my friends say/do

Tim: if I was running on ice, I'd wear grippy socks

Jason: yeah it would make sense that you have grippy socks

Tim: .... fuck you

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Jason: *trying to send a text* goddamn I can't type shit, my fingers are so cold

Steph: sounds like a you problem bud

Jason: it's gonna be a you problem when I throw your ass in a snowbank

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Dick: haha that looks like a dildo

Duke: must you say that about every cylindrical rubber object you see?

Dick: yes.

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Steph: hey, did I mention I hate that guy?

Cass: only fifteen times today.

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Tim, sleep deprived: it would appear as though I have holes in my pants.

Damian: tt. those are ripped jeans. You bought them that way.

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Dick: that guys phone is really long... and thin... just like a penis...

Duke: I am going to end you.

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Harper: *at a Gotham knights game* IM BLIND! IM DEAF! I WANNA BE A REF!

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Jason: I still can't fucking type...

Steph: you know what that is?

Jason: if you say-

Steph: that's a you problem bud

Jason: every time you say that it makes me more and more pissed off.

Steph: if it makes you feel better, I once said that to a guy who said if I broke up with him he's kill himself. I also told him I didn't give a shit if he died.

Jason: that is hilarious.

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Bruce: dear god I don't want to go outside.

Clark: we're at a hockey game. You had to go outside to get here.

Bruce: well I don't want to do it again.

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Steph: I can't believe it's -25 out, and some people showed up to class wearing just sweatshirt and jeans. This is Gotham University, no one thinks you're cool, just a dumbass.

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Tim: *starts an argument with Kon over yikyak despite the fact they're sitting on the same couch*

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Steph: so then my girlfriend at the time said-

Tim: you know, I probably wouldn't have hooked up with you if I knew you were a lesbian.

Steph: ... I'm not a lesbian. I'm bisexual.

Tim: oh.

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Damian: where is my knife... I can't find my knife...

Dick: you know scissors would be way more affective for what you're trying to do, right?

Damian: yes but for aesthetic purposes I want to use a knife.

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Tim: *mixing an alcoholic drink with blue in it*

Bernard: damn, Tim trynna kill with windex over here

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Dick: I can't believe no one told me there was a new season of Letterkenny out!!!

Jason: hey guess what?

Dick: what

Jason: there's a new season of letterkenny out

Dick: fuck you

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Steph: hey, zip tie my hands so I can try to get out.

Cass: no, why would I-

Harper: oh fuck yeah

Steph: *cuts her hand trying to escape the zip ties* oh, dude, look! Now I look cool!

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Cass: *is wearing a sport bra while exercising*

Steph: Cass!!! Stop being naked every time I see you!!

Cass: ???

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Tim: *sends Bernard a Snapchat using the peach emoji filter*

Bernard: oh my god... the booty emoji...

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Kate: *has a sign on her office wall that says "all things are possible through sarcasm and profanity." *

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Tim: *snaps Steph a picture of a drink with an ingredient he's allergic to in it* the urge to drink this to see if it kills me it outrageous

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Jason: would you like a cake pop?

Damian: a cake... a what?

Jason: a cake pop?

Damian: what on earth is a cake pop?

Jason: DICK NEVER BOUGHT YOU A CAKEPOP? We are resolving this problem today. Get in the Batmobile, we're going to Starbucks and buying you a dozen cake pops.

Damian: you still haven't told me what a cake pop is.

Jason: imagine a lollipop, but cake. And spherical.

Damian: spherical cake?

Jason: yes, spherical cake.

Damian: ... how...

Jason: get your ass in the car and I'll show you how.

[yoonyia]

peter headcanons, go!

ok don't kill me but I didn't get Achilles x peter at all

like I'm so sorry, I do think Achilles was a subconscious bi awakening but like they don't work together at all, it's like loving a mirror, or a sibling, or a clone, it just doesn't work for me. Shipping them together feels like shipping oncelor with himself but you somehow found a plot hole to abuse and personally selfcist troupes just ain't my cup of oatmeal

I know that wasent technically headcanons but I feel like I should address that idea of mine before I continue

ok so real headcanons

hes a natural blonde like ender but he dyes his hair black

at some point in his life he had a mullet

he never went on a date before, or ever really talked to girls his age

he sleeps with a photo of Val and ender below his pillow

he dreams of ender a lot

he misses Val a lot

he keeps thinking of himself as a horrible person so he keeps trying to be ender (the peter 2 line of, "I was trying to do what ender would have done" felt like a peter thing, his only reference to a good moral compass was ender so he just follows that, Val dosent count cause altruism is a waterfall not compass)

he's a fun sock guy

he hated valentines anime collection

he likes sandwiches

he can do the weird hand thing where it can bend at just the first joint

he has ocd but mostly the compulsive thoughts part, it just never stops

he has seasonal depression

Cocoa is his favorite drink, second favorite is sourpatch vodka (its a real thing)

he hates taking naps

he dislikes it when people smokes near him

he's built like a wooden plank, punch him hard enough and he snaps in half exploding into splinter bits

if ender is a corn guy peter is a corn is ok guy (Val hates corn)

Peter listens to purely classical music and then a bit of random k pop that he dosent really understand but listens to anyways because sure why not

also the wiggin family has korean friends and that's where ender learned korean from (im sorry I keep talking about ender in peter headcanons I just like ender KDKDK)

he dosent have severe joint pain even when he dies

his mother regrets giving him a weak heart

he likes cooking but can only really make Sunnyside up eggs (and burns them often)

he has no real interest in marriage or kids

he has a wall with red string and papers on it

before he dies he knits a blanket

he owns several cats, all of which are hairless cause petra is allergic

the older he gets the more easily he cries

by the time he's 40 I think he becomes very empathic, hopefully he does cause he wants to rule the world

he likes to dance but only alone where no one can see him

he has an extreme hatred of cheetos

he can't swim

he will not admit it but swimming pools and manta rays scares him

think that's about it

[changji]

Wow you really went off the other day but at least it was worth it 😪 I normally look at the scenery when I’m on a road trip, but then I get bored of it and decide to sleep bc there’s nothing else to do. Motion sickness must suck :(( do you take gravol or something to help with it? Coffee literally drains the life out of my funds it hurts me

Yes omg pls make me cookies I love them. Maybe you can even open a bakery with pastries and sell some good /cheap/ coffee. Ilyt my dear baker 🥺 ye I’m not the biggest fan of my bday either but gotta celebrate anyway!! One year closer to death woohoo 🎉🎉 your birthday is the most important day of the year!!! You can’t fight me on this I’m right

Pearls are so good. Like most places I go to don’t add anything to the pearls so it’s just bland squishy balls but the place I frequent adds I think honey to sweeten them. It gives the pearls life istg. It tastes so good 🤤 hollering is a funny word. For some reason I always associate it with yodelling which makes me laugh

Ksks you must be op if you can make a joke in the wall with a door slam. I can’t relate my arms are literally sticks and I have no strength in me. Chrome books are terrible in general. Add my schools terrible wifi and you get one big recipe for disaster. I’d never fight u either (unless it’s for your bday) ily too much for that 🥺🥺🥺

Hahah I think it’s me. I haven’t heard anyone say “go ham” except for the people who go to my school. I find it really funny tho so I try to incorporate it whenever I can LOL easily burnt? Can’t relate but apparently I easily tan. There’s this one diagonal stripe on my shoulder that separates pale me and tan me which ??? How did that happen and what was I wearing for that to happen??

It’s all fun and games until you go outside and see a mountain of snow waiting for you to be shovelled. But there are some good aspects to winter, like skating and skiing and all that fun stuff. Snow is so heavy?? Or maybe I’m just weak but after I finish shovelling I’m beat. Gardening is not my thing. There’s too many bugs involved flying around 🥴

Kind of? I always thought it was short for cappuccino but I could be wrong. They don’t taste like fraps tho, they’re sm better. I was always a frap hoe until I discovered lattes. My old elementary school was close to a Starbucks so whenever frappy hour was happening, my friends and I would go almost every day LOL

I heard that dunkin coffee is really good. Oof there’s so many things that the us have that Canada doesn’t. But apparently you guys don’t have ketchup chips?? How can one live without them? You know that’s what soulmates are, we’re stuck together forever and I don’t mind that. I’d never leave you 😌😌

YES OMG LATTES ARE SO EXPENSIVE. I pay around the same amount and my wallet cries every time. If you ever yeet yourself off a bridge I’d come visit u in hell and bring u iced coffee 💖 we really are soulmates wtf I get almond milk in my lattes as well!! I used to get normal milk and was like “I’m a bad bitch milk can’t hurt me” but that didn’t really work out. Sigh what we do for coffee 😔

Washing dishes is disgusting. I hate doing them but yk someone’s gotta do it and that someone is me 😤 I’m acc lazy when it comes to smoothies, I usually ask my mom to make them LMAO. Pancakes are pretty much made of flour if you think about it so technically when u eat one plain ur eating cooked flour,, how barbaric. Waffles are Built. Like. They have a 20 pack 😪😪

I love angst personally so pls go ham but not too ham I’d like to keep my heart. Honestly at this point my last brain cell has given up on me. But yes I love angst and I love torturing myself with heart wrenching angst that leaves me crying into my pillow at 3am (I’m talking about this one haikyuu fic that I forgot the name of. I was literally dying inside jalsjwo)

Pls do send me peet’s I’ll send you an iced capp in a cooler so it’ll be somewhat melted and probably spilt everywhere 🤪 tumblrs probably gonna block me again, I’m looking at how much I’ve typed rn and it’s a lot lmaoo. Yes I managed to save myself. I redid the whole last with less detail bc I was not Having It but it turned out better?? How is ur drawing now?

I start after labour day in September. But starting in 3 weeks?????? On a Thursday?? I could never wtf. When do you end? I’m so confused with these ap and honours thing, like there’s none offered in my school nor majority of the school district. Are they just advanced classes or something? It is 7 classes a semester or the whole year?

Stan talent i think you meant yourself??? Jsjsksk I am not only ur coffee soulmate I’m not #1 fan as well and I support u bc ily 🥺🥺 the read more tag had me laughing for a hot minute. Like we really could make an essay out of all of our replies. I don’t have any pets (besides fish does that count?) unfortunately bc my moms allergic to fur 🥺 hbu?? (I can’t believe tumblr blocked me again they can fight me)

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i didn’t even pay LOL i freeloaded off my cousin 🤧 i like to look @ scenery sometimes but like i can’t bc my head hurts LOL and the scenery is always the same for me, mountains and fields with cows. i try to take dramamine but it makes me so drowsy that i’m just basically dead,,, i live off of my cousins money so i’m okay 🤪

tbh i use nestle toll house pre made cookie dough, like that shit actually slaps. it’s the best it’s so good omg, perfect for lazy hoes 🤧 death here we go ! the order is ur bday, then skz debut date, and then christmas i don’t make the rules sorry sis 😤

pearls are Dangerous, i once drank a smoothie and there were pearls in it and i couldn’t see them bc there were like. only 3 and they were Buried under the smoothie but i choked and almost died but i chewed one of them and it’s like. so weird. HOLLERING AND YODELING IM- i once went to some public yodeling class and left in 2 seconds bc it was a bunch of white boys dressed like the kid from walmart 😪

it’s not even strength i’m actually rly weak,, i always think the doors are closed but they’re not and so i like slam them open and the walls are thin so it’s just. a sad hole. terrible wifi,, my school has pretty good wifi tbh but we have like three connections, one for the chrome books only, one for the teachers & staff, and one for students and guests. like it works rly good but everyone has a VPN bc of stupid social media restrictions 😤 & ilyt 🥺 u would probably win in a fight tho LOL

go ham is so interesting. the first time i heard it i thought it meant go pig and i was so confused but ig,,, i live lathered in sun screen whenever i go somewhere with the sun. ppl are like “i smell sun screen” and im just there like 🙃 it’s me u got a problem u burnt chicken nugget ??? i wish i tanned easily, i have a tan friend and when i showed her when my legs got tan she was so confused. i thought i was tan tho? bc during marching band season my sock tan becomes So Bad i’m basically white. she said she was blinded when she saw me pull my sock down and i laughed so hard LOL & i hate those dumb random tan lines like. where u @ bro? where u come from??

snow is fun for like a day and then i get tired LOL i csn only handle wet socks and a red nose for so long 😔 i tried skiing one time and i did so bad that the instructor had to hold me down and walk with me down the slope. i fell so many times i think he hated me 😳 i’m also rly bad at skating? i went w my friends once and i held both of their hands and still managed to bring both of them down when i fell. a cute guy once helped me when i was struggling to walk so 🥴 not my brightest moment tbh,, trying to walk in skates while on ice. do u enjoy skiing/skating? also gardening is. gross. worms and dirt and the sun i’m not here for it.

u: cappuccinos! me: ...ice bergs,,, now that i think about it fraps kinda suck,,, i used to think i was So Cool for drinking starbucks but now i’m like. wow. i used to think there was coffee in a frap but it’s just. sugar and ice LOL also speaking of tmrw is bogo fraps here,, idk if it’s all over the world but myb u should check it out 😪

dunkins okay it depends on what you get, i once got an iced latte and it was good but my dad got an iced coffee and he like. hated it so we had to switch and it was so bad like. it was coffee crime. it was horrible and not strong it was basically milk 😤 also,, ketchup chip? i just googled what that was and. that’s literally so weird. fun fact i hate ketchup and all other condiments i can only eat bbq sauce and i tolerate steak sauce

UR LITERALLY SO CUTE OKAY UR MINE NOW HHHH

i mentioned this in the other ask but. we going broke bitches club 😪 when u come visit me it’ll be old town road the one w mason ramsey on a loop. nothing will top the og remix but no, i’ll be stuck listening to some 5 year old rap for all of eternity

I USED TO BE SUCH A GOOD KID AND DRINK MILK EVERY MORNING ever since i got to middle school i preferred sleep over waffles and milk and i hardly drink milk but when i do. my stomach does not have it.

my mom made me wash dishes today and she just stared at me when i put ziploc bags on my hands bc we didn’t have gloves but i just painted my nails and i’m not abt to put myself thru chipped nails. not yet 😤 waffles are so good like i love waffles and lattes only 🤧

well i’ll go very ham (am i doing it right LOL) 😤 the angst ending is a lot better than the open ended or happy ones LOL i’m so excited for it 🥺 i’m rly tryna get it out before the end of this month bc the edit says july and it’ll make me Mad if i don’t get it out before the end of this month

i wanna start in september 🤧 and i usually end in the first week of june. also on a wednesday LOL it’s gross. stupid. ap means advanced placement so it’s just. a college level class. lowkey mad bc i’m taking ap euro (as a sophomore 😒) and other schools take it in their senior years? apparently this is normal? and honors are just faster paced classes with more weighting so,, idrk oops 😬 some people take 7 classes in a semester but i took it for the whole year! this year i’m dropping orchestra i’m Not for that spit in the carpet life

the only talent in this house goes by ada and jisung. i don’t make the rules. i’m ur #1 fan 🥺 as soon as u post anything i automatically smash that rb button LOL also put a read more here bc like. we’re really out here writing a whole ass essay. i’ll look @ all our convos bet it’ll be like. a lot. i don’t wanna say smth and be off so i’ll just not. i have a dog! he’s the cutest in the world and i love him sm 🥺 tumblr can fight me first like. what’s this ask limit bull hhhhh

[713-4th-ward-g]

1 - 1OO 🤪

 this is so wild but i can’t sleep so ima give this a try lmao

1. A selfie? i dont like taking pictures

2. How old are you? im 22

3. What is your birthday? september 4th

4. What is your zodiac sign? ima virgo

5. What is your favorite color? blue or gold 

6. What’s your lucky number? my lucky number is 4

7. Do you have any pets? i had two dogs but one of them died 

8. Where are you from? im from houston, texas 

9. How tall are you? im like 5 foot 7 inchs maybe a lil more taller

10. What shoe size are you? ima size 10

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? shit before 2 years ago i only had 2 pairs of shoes but now i have 10 talk about the come up

12. What was your last dream about? damn i aint even going to lie. last night i had a dream of my tio luis who jus died. it started wit me in the kitchen and i heard some one knocking at the backdoor and when i opened it, it was my tio luis. and i stared in shocc like i couldn’t believe it. i told him in spanish how can you be here you died.. and he said no mijo im right here - as he laughs and enters- then i call my mom over and she started to cry right at his feet.. and im still just looking at him like hoping it wasnt a dream that if i wake up he’d be here.. and my uncle was just talking to me in spanish and im still there in the kitchen so happy that i can hear his voice again.. and im looking at him in his eyes and i see life like i see him so happy joking around.. he brought stuff from the dollar store.. like he always did.. and i swear i wanted to low key cry my eyes got watery when he finally started to leave through the back door. he just said “mijo ima go to sleep” and i didnt want to let him go to sleep. but he said “ i have to go im sleepy” then i hear him laughing as he closes the backdoor like he always did at nights..

13. What talents do you have? i am very talented in basketball 

14. Are you psychic in any way? i in no way have any psychic bone in my body haha.

15. Favorite song? i have so many favorite songs by tupac i cant pick but i would always listen to unconditional love by tupac

16. Favorite movie? my favorite movie is john q hahaha id hold up a hospital for my kid shitt

17. Who would be your ideal partner? someone who is compassionate and humble. she has to at least have those two charecteristics

18. Do you want children? i want 4 kids

19. Do you want a church wedding? i dont really want to have a weeding but if my wife would want one id do it.

20. Are you religious? yes but the way im living i cannot be one to preach. 

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? i have been to the hospital because i was having horrible chest pains

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? yeah i came across a few bitch ass cops. 

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? i met carlos mencia and k-rino

24. Baths or showers? showers definitely 

25. What color socks are you wearing? black socks 

26. Have you ever been famous? never been but i wouldn’t want to be known at all i rather stay in the background haha

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? i honestly wouldn’t want to be. i cant stand having so many people looking up to me and having the world all in my business. 

28. What type of music do you like? rap, oldies, soul music, and depends on some rock songs.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? never and i will never do it lmao.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 8 pillows

31. What position do you usually sleep in? i sleep wit a whole bunch of pillows in one corner of my bed sleeping on my back

32. How big is your house? it isnt big at all 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? i dont eat breakfast.

34. Have you ever fired a gun? i have fired a lot of guns

35. Have you ever tried archery? i am a natural at it lol i swear in high school the gym teacher wanted to put me on the team but i didnt want to commit to it.

36. Favorite clean word? would either be “interesting” or “ ridiculous “

37. Favorite swear word?i say fucc a lot but my favorite would be saying son of a bitch

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 3 or 4 days 

39. Do you have any scars? i have a scar on my shoulder where a bullet graced me and i have a scar on my left arm where i left the led from bullet shrapnel in it wit some glass because i didnt want to tweeze it out. its just some white spots on my left arm 

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? i wish ya boy never even had a valentine before

41. Are you a good liar? i could be but i would rather not lie. it saves me from havin to remember a lie.

42. Are you a good judge of character? i would say im right most of the time about a person. i told noe not to fuck with playboy luis and noe didnt listen and playboy snitched out noe and now they both locked up in garza east pen

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? i have done a british accent, i have done the Ugandan knuckles do you know the way accent, i have done cholo accent before lmao. im actually ridiculously good at the cholo accent.

44. Do you have a strong accent? some times i do but for the most part i do not.

45. What is your favorite accent? spanish accent 

46. What is your personality type? ima caring person that has a quick fuse and isnt afraid to speak what i feel about anything. oh and i like to joke around a lot.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? i own some gucci flip flops thats the most expesive clothing i ever own haha. 

48. Can you curl your tongue? i can do a taco wit my tongue

49. Are you an innie or an outie? what does this mean ? lmao. im so confused. but if this means if i like being inside than go out i would be inbetween. i go out when i want to get stuff out my mind.

50. Left or right handed? right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders? i hate them and i will kill them on sight.

52. Favorite food? chicken and potatoes i live off of them

53. Favorite foreign food? i havent expirienced curry yet and definetly not enough foreign food but i only tried chiniese and vietniese food. 

54. Are you a clean or messy person? both lmao. when im depressed i just throw stuff around but when im back to normal i be like hella clean and i like to reoganize stuff.

55. Most used phrased? “get em outta here coach” or “koooobe”

56. Most used word? “wtf” that counts as one word lol.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 30 minutes

58. Do you have much of an ego? i do not have any kind of ego and im grateful for it,

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? bite i literally bite cough drops and my homie told me you’re told thats not how you’re suppose to take them .

60. Do you talk to yourself? i actually have caught myself talking to myself a lot of times lmao.

61. Do you sing to yourself? i sing/rap a few songs

62. Are you a good singer? i am terrible at it

63. Biggest Fear? my biggest fear is not being happy 

64. Are you a gossip? i dont like gossiping at all.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? double jeopardy 

66. Do you like long or short hair? depends on how short the girl has it and how long. but for the most part i would say long.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? i can do up to like 20

68. Favorite school subject? math and science

69. Extrovert or Introvert? im an ambivert which is both extrovert and introvert. 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no i haven't but i wish i could have when i was at florida

71. What makes you nervous? sendin a risky text lmao idk.

72. Are you scared of the dark? no but my house is haunted tho i got used to shit missing and popping up again. the previous owners were devil worshipers and had pentagram and goat blood on the walls of the ceiling 

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? no, i dont want to emberass the person if they say something dumb but if thet did something that needs to be addressed then yeah ima say something

74. Are you ticklish? kind of

75. Have you ever started a rumor? i started a lot of rumors that celeberties are dead when really i meant they career is dead lmao.

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? idk what this means 

77. Have you ever drank underage? hell yeah my uncle used to pass me beer when i was 7 years old

78. Have you ever done drugs? i have done xanax, lean, and smoke weed

79. Who was your first real crush? some girl name stephanie in kindergarden haahaaha if that dont count then a girl name yahaira hahahaa i had a crush on her since 1st grade and dated her in 8th grade but i got expelled from the school and lost contact wit her.

80. How many piercings do you have? 0

81. Can you roll your Rs?“ im columbian and mexican of course haha

82. How fast can you type? apparently not fast enough ahahaha

83. How fast can you run? bfore i gained a lot of weight i could run pretty fast 

84. What color is your hair? black

85. What color is your eyes? brown

86. What are you allergic to? im allergic to hay it gives me rashes haha. oh an tomatoes. 

87. Do you keep a journal? no but i wish i did cause it would be therapeutic 

88. What do your parents do? work

89. Do you like your age? hell no i feel way to old i miss being young.

90. What makes you angry? when someone lies

91. Do you like your own name? i honor my name lmao im named after two people

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Xavier and mia for the most part

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? i want whatever God gives me.

94. What are you strengths? i dont give up easily i am determined and i am competetive 

95. What are your weaknesses? i overthink and can be a bit negative.

96. How did you get your name? my dad named me after his brother an himself

97. Were your ancestors royalty? hell nah 

98. Do you have any scars? on my shoulder and left arm

99. Color of your bedspread?blue

100. Color of your room? blue

[night0rchidd]

1. Spotify, there’s more choice.

2. very messy

3. hazel (Brown and green)

4. Not really, it’s gender neutral and I’m kindve a girly girl

5. Friendzoned but uhhhh

6. Sad. Romantic. Creative.

7. Auburn

8. Can’t drive yet but I will be able to at the end of the year

9. Amazon

10. Whatever says “don’t mess with me”

11. Instagram

12. Twin sized

13. Little bro, 3 yrs younger

14. England cause it’s beautiful and my family/best friend is from there

15. I don’t use Snapchat for anything but edits, people kept trying to start streaks with me and it was annoying

16. I don’t wear makeup bc I look slutty but SeneGence looks cool on other people

17. Every day

18. Greys anatomy

19. 3 1/2 (yES I KNOW IM SMALL GET OVER IT)

20. *sigh*.....5’2. Done growing.

21. S A N D A L S 100% I HATE WEARING SOCKS

22. Yeah only sometimes

23. As long as it’s with my love I don’t care

24. I don’t have a wallet

25. Not wearing socks

26. Two, one to hold and one to sleep on

27. Not currently, I used to work at a preschool but I got busy with Theatre stuff

28. 20-25

29. I punched my brother once when I was 7. I don’t really have that much dirty laundry lol

30. Christmas ones

31. Ethan, Jake, David

32. Elisabeth, Diana, Millie

33. Lucas Grabeel from Switched at Birth (there’s one scene where he had to cry and he did A M A Z I N G)

34. Emilia Clarke

35. Zac Efron and also Sabrina Carpenter

36. The Sixth Sense

37. Yes, my favorite book is “I Have The Right To” by Chessy Prout.

38. brains cause you’d get to be a surgeon or something and make even more money

39. Aves, it’s what you guys call me😂

40. 2, once when I was born and once when I almost died when I was 6 of an allergic reaction

41. “Demi Medley” by Cimorelli, “Skyscraper” by Demi Lovato, “Helpless” from Hamilton, “You Belong with Me”, by Taylor Swift, “Dead Girl Walking” OG + Reprise, from Heathers, “Dark Side”, Kelly Clarkson, “Call it what you Want,” Taylor Swift, “Main Theme” from GOT, and “Shadows” by Sabrina Carpenter

42. Zoloft and Clairitin

43. hecc it’s dry I have eczema

44. Strange males, being considered a “slut” , a repeat of the reason I have PTSD....hECK

45. As many as I am allotted by the Lord, I want to have a big family

46. 2 pigtails

47. Um, well my parents are pretty well off, we live in a pretty big house. BUT IM NOT STUCK UP I PROMISE

48. Chessy Prout and also my therapist

49. That my smile is beautiful

50. “I’m watching Greys Anatomy, no Mom is not watching it with me”-me to my Dad, 2019

51. 10 I think

52. Red-hot BMW

53. It causes cancer, use weed or chewing tobacco instead

54. Not old enough to attend college yet

55. Mental Health Counselor

56. Suburb in a small town

57. Sometimes

58. Yeah, they’re kinda invisible but if you look closely I’m covered in freckles on the bridge of my nose

59. If it’s a happy picture

60. Almost 2000

61. Yes, when I went camping

62. Does anime count?

63. Wendy’s

64. Ketchup

65. T-shirt and shorts

66. Never been in one

67. Choir and Theater, also editing stuff

68. Only by hand, I’m so bad at digital

69. (hehe) yes I play guitar and piano

70. Taylor Swift! It was actually the same concert that is in the Reputation Documentary, if you hear VERY LOUD shrieking right before/after All Too Well that is me✌🏻

71. Tea cause...I’m from the south

72. Starbucks

73. YES OMG

74. E. H.

75. Hell yes my last name sucks

76. Royal blue

77. My love

78. Closed

79. I believe in spirits, but not necessarily ghosts like we see in movies

80. When people leave the door open at an uneven angle

81. My dad

82. Cookies & Creme

83. What are golden Oreos?

84. Rainbow sprinkles

85. Orange Clemson shirt for the football game

86. A quote

87. I’m not shy, but I’m not outgoing. I’m not scared of people I just don’t like to go out of my way to talk to them

88. nooooo I’m autistic hair touching is a HUGE sensory overload

89. Oh my gosh! Yes! They are the sweetest people ever!!

90. Yeah at night

91. on SUGAR!!! (hahahaha) no not on any drugs.

92. Got a little drunk on whiskey once... NEVER AGAIN

93. A Wispa bar

94. “No apologies, he’ll never see you cry, pretends he doesn’t know, that he’s the reason why, you’re drowning.”

95. Winter

96. Day, I’m scared of the dark

97. Dark Chocolate

98. December

99. Libra

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[thecinnabitch]

All

*sigh*1) "What is your middle name?" Nicole2) "What is your age?" hehehehe3) "What is your birthday?"December 24) "What is your zodiac sign?"Sagittarius 5) "What is your favorite color?"it fluctuates between purple,green,and orange 6) "What's your lucky number?"uh 167) "Do you have any pets?"Yee. 1 white cat named Titus that you've probably seen in a couple of my posts and 1 dog named jasmine that I've had since I was 2 and a half8) "Where are you from?"uh Norman Oklahoma I guess 9) "How tall are you?"5'1 (yes I am smol)10) "What shoe size are you?"uh 5 in women's (yes I am smol)11) "How many pairs of shoes do you own?"19 but I only wear 2 of them12) "What was your last dream about?"idk 13) "What talents do you have?"none honestly 14) "Are you psychic in any way?"yeah I predict stuff a lot and finish people's sentences 15) "Favorite song?"it changes daily but right not its feisty by jhameel16) "Favorite movie?"I watched avatar (the movie about the blue people) when I was like 5 and haven't seen many movies since so I guess that one is my favorite 17) " Who would be your ideal partner?" my waifu Katherine 18) "Do you want children?"yeah19) "Do you want a church wedding?"never been in a church in my life tbh even though I was raised by extremely Christian parents 20) "Are you religious?"nope21) "Have you ever been to the hospital?"yep I'm a clumsy bitch aha and a lot of people in my family have died22) "Have you ever got in trouble with the law?"no?23) "Have you ever met any celebrities?"yeah this one time I was at Starbucks and this guy walked in and we both just stared at each other because he knew that I knew he was famous and he just smiled at me and ordered his coffee 24) "Baths or showers?"both25) "What color socks are you wearing?"uh rainbow26) "Have you ever been famous?"uh I was in the newspaper because I wore a scooby doo costume for Halloween when I was 627) "Would you like to be a celebrity?"uh yeah, money fam28) "What type of music do you like?"something with a good beet29) "Have you ever been skinny dipping?"one time when I was 11 my bikini top came off in a public pool30) "How many pillows do you sleep with?"uh 2 but I sleep with 6 giant stuffed animals 31) "What position do you usually sleep in?"Well I move around a lot in my sleep but I fall asleep on my stomach with one leg at a right angle and one hand under my pillow32) "How big is your house?" I've been told it's pretty big but if you want the specifics it's roughly 3,200 square feet33) "What do you typically have for breakfast?"Uh eggs34) "Have you ever fired a gun?"Pff my dad is in the military I've been firing guns since I could stand35) "Have you ever tried archery?"You're looking at the school champion of my elementary school36) "Favorite clean word?"Food37) "Favorite swear word?"I say fuck at least 3 times in each sentence 38) "What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?"About 18 days (send help)39) "Do you have any scars?" I have a lot everywhere because I'm clumsy and also depressed so yay40) "Have you ever had a secret admirer?"Probably in grade school 41) "Are you a good liar?" Absolutely how do you think I'm not in therapy or in a mental asylum yet?42) "Are you a good judge of character?"Sometimes I guess 43) "Can you do any other accents other than your own?"Besides me accidentally having an accent when I sing not really44) "Do you have a strong accent" I guess not?45) "What is your favorite accent?"Honestly I find them all cute/sexy46) "What is your personality type?"Uh I'm an introvert and an extrovert so i'm confusing aha47) "What is your most expensive piece of clothing?"Uh I think I got a 100 dollar jacket once48) "Can you curl your tongue?"Yes, in a lot of ways 49) "Are you an innie or an outie?"Innie50) (thank god im halfway I'm doing these all at 3 AM) "Left or right handed?"Both51) "Are you scared of spiders?"Nope52) "Favorite food?"This is weirdly specific but grilled chicken alfredo 53) "Favorite foreign food?"Uh see #5254) "Are you a clean or messy person?"Messy55) "Most used phrase?""I fucking have my life"(followed by a laugh)56) "Most used word?""Fuck"57) "How long does it take you to get ready?"Like an hour 58) "Do you have much of an ego?"Bruh I fucking hate myself no59) "Do you suck or bite lollipops?"Usually succ60) "Do you talk to yourself?"Yeah a lot it's sad61) "Do you sing to yourself?"When I'm alone, constantly 62) "Are you a good singer?"I've been told that I am but I don't think so63) "Biggest fear?" Never getting betterand disappointing people 64) "Are you a gossip?"No65) "Best dramatic movie you've seen?"I don't watch a lot of movies 66) "Do you like long or short hair?"On boys: longOn girls: shortOn myself (a girl): long67) "Can you name all 50 states of America?"No68) "Favorite school subject?"Lunch69) (hehehe) "Extrovert or introvert?" See #4670) "Have you ever been scuba diving?"Yes71) "What makes you nervous?"e v e r y t h i n g72) "Are you scared of the dark?"I'm only scared of what's hiding behind the darkness.73) "Do you correct people when they make mistakes?" Depends on my mood entirely 74) "Are you ticklish?"Also depends on my mood entirely 75) "Have you ever started a rumor?"I started a rumor that my real name was Brooke instead of Riley 76) "Have you ever been in a position of authority?"Only in group projects or when people are fighting 77) "Have you ever drank underage?"I accidentally drank beer when I was 4 because I thought it was Coke Zero 78) "Have you ever done drugs?"I'm the drug virgin in my group of friends 79) "Who was your first real crush?"His name was Quinn and we met in 6th grade and I had a huge crush on him for 3 years 80) "How many piercings do you have?"One in each ear but I've had them re-pierced like 3 times because I kept taking them out but now I haven't taken them out in 5 years81) "Can you roll your r's?"Yes, very well82) "How fast can you type?"I'm a chicken typer i've been exposed83) "How fast can you run?" I'm actually pretty fucking fast and i can run for a long time 84) "What color is your hair?"Uh when I was born it was black and when I was 6 months old it all fell out and white-blonde hair grew in and that's my current hair color85) "What color is your eyes?"When I was born they were purple but they slowly dulled down to a medium blue 86) "What are you allergic to?" Besides people, nothing 87) "Do you keep a journal?"Yes but I only use it to write songs in88) "What do your parents do?"My dad is a very high ranking person in the military and my mom pays a bunch of people in this huge glass building 89) "Do you like your age?"I'd rather go back to 4th grade when I didn't have depression and my best friend/wife still lived in Oklahoma 90) "What makes you angry?"Stupid people including myself 91) "Do you like your own name?"It's a little boring but I like it (I'm named after a superhero that only my mom remembers)92) "Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?"I've known what I want my kids to be called since 1st grade . I want to name my daughter after a precious jewel. Or isis the rainbow god. I'll let my significant other name our son.93) "Do you want a boy a girl for a child?"(they said a instead of or but I'm keeping it)I kinda just answered that but I want a boy and a girl94) "What are your strengths?"Uh my empathy and my ability to see the good in anyone. And I'm pretty stronk for a smol girl haha95) "What are your weaknesses?"My empathy and my fear of disappointing people 96) "How did you get your name?"As I said before I'm named after a superhero that only my mom remembers97) "Were your ancestors royalty?"Honestly, probably 98) (skip because they've already asked this)99) "Color of your bedspread?"Blue100) (FUCK FINALLY) "Color of your room?" Mostly yellow (my curtains and my rug are yellow) I fucking hate you William

[im2tired4usernames]

Share your diabetic headcanons!! ❤❤❤

ah im so so so sorry i took so long to reply (i’ll just do a few otheriwse this would be HUGE thanks so much anon friend ;w;

Nico di Anglo (this one was my first one ever >_

Being trapped in the Lotus Hotel helped keep him alive till they could get him modern medical supplies.

ALWAYS FORGETS TO CHECK BEFORE BOLUS 

ends up being WAY OFF because of it

Mcdonalds fries and flurries are his favorite to treat lows

Will and Hazel are his biggest support 

the aftermaths of shadow travel feel a lot like a hypo so he can never tell if hes just actually low or if it’s just shadow travel

He wips his fingers after testing on his jeans so his jeans have lil blood stains

Will sometimes steals his diabetic socks because they’re “comfier” 

pre ghoul!Kaneki Ken! from tokyo ghoul

Hide used to be a type zero but once Kaneki got diagnoised he read up all on it and is constantly correcting any idiot who uses “diabeetus” as a punchline and educates them!

Kaneki had hypoglycemia unawareness 

HIDE USING THE CHEESIEST DIABETIC PICKUP LINES ON KANEKI AND KANEKI ALWAYS FALLS FOR THEM

Hide finds kaneki’s used teststripes EVERYWHERE in books, in socks and once he was drinking coffee and found one in the bottom of the mug and was SUPER GROSSED OUT

“Go to your endo appointment”  “i dont want tooooo”  “do it and afterwards I’ll take you to big girl and we’ll get burgers.” “meh ok.”

Hide figured out kaneki was a ghoul also because kaneki stopped leaving test stripes everywhere and there were still juice boxes in the back of the freezer after a month.

diabetics when they have higher blood sugars taste a lot sweeter to ghouls. 

merle highchurch and taako taaco 

Merle has T2D(fucking fight me this one is fucking canon) Taako has T1D and they are diabbudies

Taako used to be one of thouse t1ds who hate on t2d and didnt know much about it before meeting merle

Merle is really good at keeping his blood sugars in a decent range and also writes them all down as well as what he eats in a notebook

Taako sometimes fakes lows so he can eat more food

Takko is almost always got a higher number too

they use magic and insulin to keep their bg in check

Merle used to jokingly scream “ow” when ever he checked his bloosugar to mess with Mookie and Mavis (irl my papa did this for my sibs and cousins and he’d laugh so hard :) so idk )

even though he’s allergic taako likes to eat peanut butter cups to treat lows (im baseing this off the time he ate only “half a peanut buttercup in a lunar episode) 

Sheeta from Castle in The Sky 

(dude I dont even know this is me just forcing shit on my favorite ghibli character not gonna lie please dont hate me im dumb)

her necklace not only protects her from danger it also keeps her blood sugars stable

the people of laputa were a lot more advanced in high tech so they had a bunch of cool awesome equipment for monitoring and keeping blood sugars down and type of insulin and were even working on a cure way before everyone else.

her favorite free food is sunny side eggs 

  Pazu is 10000% the worry friend 

Simon Grace from the spiderwick books

(last one otherwise we’ll be here ALL day im so sorry i’ve probably done too many already i’ll only write like three points)

is the only one of the twins who has t1d and is secretly just a bit bitter about it (but not too much)

has a diabetic alert dog named Beans (i just like that name for a dog im sorry) who he  L O V E S 

mallory is sometimes the diabetes police  and it can get a bit annoying 

runs higher at night so is always tired in the morning 

i lied have four points im so so sorry

THANKS SO MUCH FOR ASKING ANON FRIEND BLESS YOU

[smokefromthetent]

1. What is your full name? Rather not say although it isn’t hard to figure out.

2. How old are you? 22

3. When is your birthday? July 1994

4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer

5. What is your favorite color? Idk maybe pink, yellow, orange.. 

6. What’s your lucky number? 123,456,789 7. Do you have any pets? Not really me specifically

8. Where are you from? US

9. How tall are you? 5′3

10. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Maybe 5-8

11. What did you last have for breakfast? ausage egg n cheese

12. What was your last dream about? I recently quit my job and I keep having dreams about working there :( which sucks bc I really do miss it. 13. What is the best thing about you? my sense of humor if you’re into that sort of thing 

14. Put shuffle on your iPod, what were the first 5 songs? I shuffled my roommates spotofy instead

1. Wilky Way Stomp - Supervision

2. Whyd Ya Only Call Me When Youre High - Arctic Monkeys

3. Snap Out of It - Arctic Monkeys

4. Homewrecker - Marina and the Diamonds

5. Temporary Residence - Eliot Lipp

15. Favorite song? currently Packed Powder by Blind Pilot

16. Favorite TV show? Orange is the New Black

17. Favorite movie? rn it’s Butterfly Effect

18. Do you miss anyone right now?  My bf but Im annoyed with him at the same time.. complicated lol

19. Do you want children? no

20. Do you want a church wedding? no

21. Are you religious? No

22. Have you ever been to the hospital? once for a panic attack

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I met Bastille

24. Baths or showers? baths

25. What color socks are you wearing?  red

26. Have you ever been famous? No

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Sure

28. What type of music do you like? Anything - I like what I like I can’t really sum it up. 

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? many times

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? just one

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my stomach

32. How big is your house? teeny

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? coffee and a donut

34. Have you ever fired a gun? Only air rifles and bb guns

35. Have you ever tried archery?  Yes, compact and longbow

36. Who is your celebrity crush? Jake Gyllenhaal but he is so fucking gross in Bubble Boy dont even go there lmao

37. Who do you look up to? My parents for different reasons, suffragists, Malala, Margaret Hamilton, women in history type people

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?  Probably a solid 48 hours but I was a mess

39. Do you have any scars? A few small ones, nothing significant

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Probably

41. Are you a good liar? Very

42. Are you a good judge of character? Very

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Not particularly well

44. Do you have a strong accent? Not particularly

45. What is your favorite accent? European-Russian

46. Name all the countries you’ve been to?  US obviously, Mexico, Russia

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? A 500 dollar dress

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes

49. Are you an innie or an outie? hehe innie

50. Left or right handed? right

51. Are you scared of spiders? no

52. Favorite food? pasta

53. Favorite foreign food? still pasta

54. Are you a clean or messy person? I can be both

55. Most used phrase? idk

56. Most used word?  I don’t know

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 30 min, but I usua;;y only give myself 10

58. Do you have much of an ego?  sometimes too much sometimes not enough.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?  bite

60. Do you talk to yourself? Yeah.

61. Do you sing to yourself? Yeah.

62. Are you a good singer?  Yup

63. Biggest Fear? Losing someone I love

64. Are you a gossip? Sure

65. Favorite character in anything? I like Nightcrawler in X-Men, Link in Zelda, Gohan in DBZ

66. Do you like long or short hair? Indifferent

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? hprobably not lmao

68. Favorite school subject? music, history

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Bit of both

70. Favorite hobbies? the outdoors, camping, watching tv, reading, crafts, dancing, shopping, writing, 

71. What makes you nervous? anxiety and feeling like everyone can notice when it’s particularly bad

72. Are you scared of the dark? No.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Hmm yeah - I tend to play devil’s advocate a lot

74. Are you ticklish? Yeah

75. Have you ever started a rumor? No but Ive probably spread some. There was a rumor a while ago that I was a lesbian.

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? A few times: babysitting, training employees, leading a group, etc

77. Have you ever drank underage?  Yeah

78. Have you ever done drugs? I dabbled with a few things back in the day, not really me though

79. Who was your first real crush? Link from zelda lmao

80. How many piercings do you have? Two per ear

81. Can you roll your Rs?  Yes

82. How fast can you type?  Fairly fast.

83. How fast can you run? Fairly slow

84. What color is your hair ? naturally blonde, but currently light brown

85. What color are your eyes?  Green/Blue 

86. What are you allergic to? cats, dogs, dust, trees, 

87. Do you keep a journal? yes, like a whole bunch lol

88. What do your parents do?  police officer and nurse

89. Do you like your age? I try to

90. What makes you angry? When people belittle me or put me down. When people are put-off by my friendliness or awkwardness (which makes sense, I know, but it still pisses me off). Also when people take advantage of me. When people treat my loved ones poorly. Drinking and driving. 

91. Do you like your own name? I do

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Not really, I like old-fashioned names like Everett, Jack, Anna, Scarlett, 

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? If I had to choose a girl

94. If you had to have someone narrate the story of your life to you when you died, who would it be? the british dude who does planet earth!! Or beethoven via a symphony :D

95. What’s the best thing you’ve ever won? a 5k dollar video camera set only too bad I won it for my job that I just left..

96. How did you get your name? my dad really wanted an emily

97. Out of the original 151 which is your favorite Pokémon?  jigglypuff

98. What browser do you use? Google 

99. Color of your bedspread?  black

100. Color of your room? I dont have a room

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