#and then i get out there and im like
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beachyserasims · 6 months ago
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Hubby took us out to the bush today!!
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jamierthanyou · 11 months ago
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
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paintedcrows · 2 months ago
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*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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trick or treat!
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crabussy · 10 months ago
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
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stars-and-branches · 4 months ago
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Chronic pain pisses me off cause I'm not even incapacitated for like a cool or badass reason instead my body is throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum because it's raining outside
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stargirl230 · 1 year ago
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thanks for the light
I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
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mausolealdrift · 1 year ago
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
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hawberries · 8 months ago
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the GIRLS!!!
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monstermonger · 10 days ago
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Now the ash dances with the snow....
Lil winter dragon stickers ♡
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neapenning · 13 days ago
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First morning on the Express 🚂
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housederiva · 2 months ago
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hotdogmchiggin · 17 days ago
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Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏
Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)
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Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍
The REAL reason this is late
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cometblaster2070 · 17 days ago
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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.
glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."
like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.
and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like
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hinamie · 5 months ago
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mentor
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me-beef · 5 months ago
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
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