#and then hes like 🧍 ok

[quillkiller]

I love effiebarty please give me some headcannons surrounding them but also what about montyeffiebarty?

i see your montyeffiebarty but i will have to leave you to it❤️ my barty does not get along with the potter men. he hates james with a passion, and he hates monty too :/ he cant stand either of them

anyway!!! some hc’s!!!

1. barty is so entirely whipped. hes at effies beck and call. he’ll do whatever she wants whenever she wants

2. effie absolutely knows this and basks in it

3. a leash comes into use a lot :/ barty brings it up first

4. barty is nowhere near rich enough on his own to get effie pretty things like monty can but he’s good at stealing. he’s a great pickpocket. he’ll text effie at a gala (shes there with monty 😔) if she shees anything she likes, she texts back that mrs whatshername has a pretty necklace, then they meet up in some closet space and he gives it to her and then hes on on his knees and her leg over his shoulder

5. effie gets a tattoo and barty gives it to her. he’s good at them. its a small tattoo. she doesnt have any others

6. they sext a lot

7. they make sure to have sex in every single room in monty and effies mansion. barty especially loves ruining their marital bed

8. monty finds out at some point

9. post monty finding out, effie buys a small mansion for herself and doesnt even ask if barty wants to move in. she just tells him to

10. he’s her housewife. wears an apron and everything. waits on his knees by the door like a dog when shes expected to come home

11. they dont stop going to galas and fundraisers and what not. effie doesn’t give a single shit and they get looks and barty’s throat is covered with hickies and while hes not wearing a leash in public he might as well be with the way he doesnt leave her side

12. barty goes no contact with his father at some point. he always tries to talk to (or yell at, or hit) barty whenever they’re at the same function but effie stands infront of barty like an unbreakable wall

13. they go to museums a lot. and they travel. they enjoy reading aloud to each other. especially in the bathtub or barty propped up against the headboard and effies head in his lap. they go to the cinema and they both like silent film. effie likes french new wave the most tho

14. they have a pool and like roleplaying pool boy and married woman. like how they met <3

15. effie gets more tattoos

16. barty gets an effie tattoo. obviously

17. effie doesnt ask him to marry her. she tells them they’re getting married that afternoon. they bring the leash

18. barty is insanely jealous so hes mean and blunt to whoever he thinks is flirting with effie

19. effie dresses barty up. a lot. be it in their own home or when they’re going to a function. barty is her little plaything and barty is happy to do whatever she wants

20. they’re very happy <3

[larabar]

finally finished another sketchbook good riddance🎉

[kyngsnake]

🌿

[constarlations]

been playing emerald for the first time on and off as of late and RSE Brendan is so different from ORAS Brendan it’s funny like you’re NOT my son who is this bratty kid 😭

[just-some-brainrot]

warriors: oh hey time, we’re about to do the electric arrow challenge. you want in?

time: what's the electric arrow challenge?

twilight: we fry eachother, then drink!

time: how do you win?

twilight: uh

warriors: what are you, a lawyer? you want in or not?

[koicrimes]

just doing some shopping to celebrate Masato Aizawa Week 🍾 what are you guys up to?

shirt based on this post.

[ningningkittie]

listening to colours by halsey and crying bc im still a 13yr old little girl inside

[inutaffy]

can u imagine el having a partner (not in party) in the future and talking 2 them about first loves and el says: "my first bf was my first friend actually :) we had our differences and faults but it was okay sometimes. i was 12 though. he's also gay."

[cchickki]

lmao my husband is such a champ. i’m drawing more lewd bg3 art of my tav and needed some hand references for it so i asked him to pose for them

[incrediblysincere]

Having a job where i have to interact with coworkers all day has really made me notice how bad my social skills are

[girl4pay]

2 convos w my parents that never leave my mind are when my dad told me 100% seriously that he thought i was a psychopath but that he still loved me and when i explained to my mom what findom was and she was like oh you would be great at that

[soup-scope]

what makes me giggled about darlin and sams relationship is that even if sam was never turned, they totally could’ve met anyways

i mean darlin is public enemy #1 when it comes to self preservation. bro probably has met every single healer dahlia has to offer

so they 1000% could’ve met and fallen for each other even if sam was never turned 💔💔

[cerealmonster15]

life is like a metronome sometimes I reread my fics and go “heehee silly fun times” and other times I can’t get past 3 sentences with out going “NO this is CRINGE and BAD everyone that has ever said something nice about my work is a LIAR and an ENABLER and just FEELS BAD FOR ME” actually that says less about life and More about My Issues I think 🤔

[strangerhands]

ohmygodddddd i am a fucking genius...👁️ the fic idea i just came up with. the Specific Line i thought up. its such a random idea but its so so cute and sweet and ugh its gonna plague me forever. kinda proud of myself to be honest so lets just hope i can Actually write it soon🧎

[aintmyjewelry]

I ordered a new phone! :D

[iscariotapologist]

Thomas Merton, Contemplative Prayer