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;; honey cherry and my lover’s sun sipped wine
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ notes: i woke up and this just appeared in front of me. cw: reader is sort of simping for zhongli? zhongli is a beautiful beautiful man , gn! reader I think (if I used a gendered pronoun please just tell me k thx) also I couldn't find the readmore thing to put or I swear I wouldve put it in here. I hate longposts.
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It was blasphemous almost, to see a visage as such on a mundane day like today. It should be considered sacrilegious really. The sunlight at the break of golden hour, filtering through the gaps between the curtains glazing his skin in the most nostalgic hue of yellow.
The back locks of his hair, still uncombed, draped over his shoulders, reminding you of aged ebony, falling like ribbons of water from ornamental rocks. The mirror he stood in front of, reflected the sunlight to his face, giving him the most sublime countenance. Deft hands shuffle closer to his face, as he leans into the mirror, lithe fingers focus on lining eyes of molten gold with a red eyeliner in hand. An amalgamation of all these observations coming together to make a scene that would make the romantic artists of Fontaine cry out in envy.
“my god...”
Aureate eyes met yours and you just know their shade was the inspiration when a cor lapis decided to take on its colour. The slight crinkle of his eyes when he smiled, the gentle click of the brush as he set down the eyeliner. All about him, everything about him was so lovely,
“You called, dearest?”
Zhongli, although his tone sounded curious, knew full well the meaning of the reverent gaze you were looking at him with.
“Mr. Zhongli, I think I might be in love with you.”
“Well, I’d certainly hope so. It would be rather awkward if the person I chose to take my vows with did not reciprocate my affections.”
Vows. You repeated in your head, yes, this breathtaking man, with a face that would have had wars fought for his hand, was yours. Yours as in you married him, stood on the altar, took your vows, bowed to each other and you married him.
A giddy grin creeps its way up to your face, the kind that will not go away no matter how much effort you put into trying to stop it. Oh Celestia above, you are so terribly, infallibly in love with this man, it is sickening.
A hopeless devotee you are; someone who simply had the luck of having their affections reciprocated by a man— by a god, but you’d argue, it is just as romantic, even if it was before you found outabout his divinity.
“Well, you need not worry about that, I can assure you, your spouse returns your affections wholeheartedly. I was told so by them personally.”
“They said that now, did they? Very well, I hope you relay my gratitude to them.”
“ah, but it will take reimbursement, Mr. Zhongli.” you chirp out, fully intending on cashing out as much as you can out of this conversation.
“Is that so? Very well, what might your charges be?”
You didn’t know it was possible to smile wider, Wordlessly you pointed to your forehead. Zhongli takes your action in stride, walking over but instead resting his lips upon yours. Cradling his face, you have found home in a chaste kiss. As he pulls away, now standing upright again, you look up at him.
“A tip for your hardwork, yes? I hope my message reaches my lover soon.”
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Zhongli looks at your smiling face, grinning with teeth and all. The mirror reflects the sunrays on your head, covering you in a heavenly halo-like lighting; a scene that would make heaven fall to its knees, to that he can attest.
Its mundane mornings like these, he thinks, that make him realise a god too, can turn devotee in the presence of his lover.
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dont ask me what this is bc idk either. "but esha didn't you write this?" yes and I blanked out and poof this appeared. also I kinda would not read this but like bleh. i don't like how it came out.
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12:41 pm ; 14/9/2024
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#;; file type : genshin#;; file subtype : Zhongli#;; file two : fnfctn#genuinely idk what this is#i just saw this beautiful man and i went#'mamma mia'#and then bam this just appeared#zhongli x reader#zhongli x you#zhongli x y/n#genshin zhongli x reader#genshin x reader#genshin fluff#zhongli fluff#genshin zhongli fluff#why are there so many tags
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weird (not quite) autumn- one layer practice Mae with some vague leaves stuck on for funsies
#nitw#night in the woods#night in the woods fanart#nitw fanart#mae borowski#mae nitw#mae night in the woods#nitw art#night in the woods art#my art?#i have neither the hands nor the spoons for proper lined stuff so I’ve just been messing around w lineless maes in different colors#i do know she doesn’t have a tail but i did not consult a ref and also she should. tails r fun#she remains one of the hardest things for me to draw and this didn’t rly help with that but i Did actually learn to draw simple leaves#which has also been a difficulty for many years#so I guess that’s something#i seem to have severely damaged my right arm/elbow trying to Sleep. life is so much fun rn.#i literally just lightly leaned on it and bam three days of screaming stabbing pain why are my limbs made of fucking glass this is absurd#anyways. look a rare fanart appears#at midnight. because i simply cannot be arsed anymore
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i just thought about lily evans doing archery and i think i need to lie down for a second
#literally came out of nothing like my lily is highly competetive and a bad loser and so i considered hobbies for her#and then suddenly bam! archery!!#literally 0 thought process here it just appeared#but oh do i want her#hp#marauders#*
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i broke what you gave me
#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#s4#simblr#ts4 simblr#i’m laughing at how angsty this looks#i honestly just wanted to play around with my gshade#and then humpty started playing on shuffle and BAM this appeared#i frantically built this bathroom in a few minutes and you can tell. ignore it#oc: augustus#equi/cholia: screenies
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Got a Macavity headcanon enter my head while practicing some tap dancing (of all things) just now: Macavity's powers of hypnosis is powerful enough that it could make cats forget their third name even temporarily. And that is fucking traumatizing for said cats.
#cats the musical#Macavity (Cats)#say it with me: MACAVITY?!!#I guess I gotta put this in a fic somehow#sometimes headcanons just appear at the weirdest moments for me#tap dancing to a happy tune and BAM dark headcanon has entered the chat
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A Soda to Remember aired on Disney Channel yesterday morning so I'd like to point out every instance (I can think of) of Strawberry Soda in season 1:
The Curse (mentioned)
The (Un)natural
The Greatest Concert Ever
Snow Day
The Don't-Gooder
There's probably some I'm missing but this is all me and my friends could remember
#the ghost and molly mcgee#tgamm#thought it was interesting#they brought it up just enough to make us believe it was a cute character detail#then bam season 2#the fact that it appears in episode 3b for the longest duration is just poetic
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feeling silly!
#💘🎀doodles#💘🎀ic#(but i feel like she can just. do what she wants. with her appearance. wants wings? BAM. Wings. - ooc)#(the outline is pixelated and i hate it sm but i dont feel like fixing it)#anonvoid
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Am I the only person horrendously weirded out by selfcest???
I see SO much Artificer (RW) selfcest, shipping Arti before and after the incident with the pups and..... why....? Just. Eugh.
I do not understand the appeal of romanticizing a character with themself? It's just kinda gross imo? Tags will have more opinions :/
#rant#vent#ig#selfcest#tw selfcest#rain world#rainworld#artificer#articest#just why#its so gross#in my mind its just like shipping siblings#specifically twins#bc... you know... same person#i just dont understand why of ALL characters someone can ship a character with#they choose a different version of themself#for shits and giggles i get it#like the question if you would fuck an identical version yourself if you could#but i just... idk..... really weird and discomforting#i hate scrolling through cute fanart and then bam#*that* appears#and i dont want to block the accounts bc like#they draw other cute fanart#or they only drew articest for asks#but#eugh#idk if im taking this way too seriously but man :/
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you're telling me louis and liam were in the same exact venue but they didn't sing a song together?!??!?!?!
#WASTED TIME COME ON#JUST SING#and harry would crawl out of the ground#and zayn would just appear#and then BAM#its 1d#niall would walk in from japan
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now im fixated on my omegaverse au thanks a lot everyone
#kendy says#cw omegaverse#suguru is just so kind and understanding and so accommodating and offers to help and surely it’s just coincidence I ran into him again#and keep running into him#he’s gonna bring me to a nice little nest and he’s gonna take good care of me and bam satoru appears#the omega whining and panting of it all!!!!!!#satoru and i always triggering each others heats ugh it’s so much
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**** and ****** and I all got invited to birthday party #1 tonight. Then each of them got invited to an additional birthday party, #2-3. so now I am being made to go party hopping with them. to parties of ppl I’ve only met in passing. and if that weren’t bad enough a friend of ours but mostly theirs is opening for [mid but confusingly well known DJ in our town who thinks playing starships by Nicki Minaj makes her all that even tho *** is better!] tonight and so now we’re gonna try to go to four things. Woeeeee is literally meeeeeeee I want 2 stay home and pirate ebooks and listen to sufjan stevens but unfortunately if I refused to go it’d be a whole big thing even though I literally only ever agreed to go to party #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scream. Ugh whatever I’m going to drink a matcha latte with raspberries and a shot of espresso at 4-5 pm and hopefully I will not pass away </3 Urgh this is fine this is good for me I’m young blah blah blah I have to enjoy this era it’s fleeting whatever blah blah blah I have the rest of my life to drink herbal tea all alone plan my garden and force myself to read a joan Didion book I am not enjoying. Blah blah blah but I don’t have to LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh AND I have to go fucking secondhand clothes shopping* beforehand this is like when Gabriella and Troy from High School Musical had big game, scholastic decathalon, and callback auditions all at the same time
*it’ll be FINE I guess hdhebfndjjejejdjdj
#ughhhhhhh#why don’t you skip it? you might ask. great question!!#it is because I have managed to seriously fuck up the dynamic between me and one of these friends to where it will make things worse if I#appear to be further avoidant!#so why not COMMUNICATE??#yeah I am asking myself the same thing! but it is COMPLICATED!#ahghgghhgh whatever maybe there’ll be MDMA at some point then it will be fun ugh#journal#sorry venting#I wonder if brunch tomorrow at ours with ****** *** and ********* got canceled. if not then that 22222 erghhhhhh#and then fucking yoga and dumplings tomorrow night#literally why am I complaining it’s nice to be included and wanted etc#I think it’s just the imbalance between stretches of loneliness and isolation and like…bam seven events in one weekend#last night I accepted the joint as it got passed around and instantly got so weird no one could tell what I was talking about.#which is what everyone always thinks but actually no one could tell for real this time so I just got in a blanket and thought about faraway#things#i should stop smoking weed the thing is it’s never like unbearable just like low grade kind of sad#update and now they want to take MY car??? all the way to fucking Fairview????????#when I don’t even know *****????
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this. but in white. @plantswhisperer
#ooc#( he'll probably keep his red hair i have no idea )#( making decisions is hard guys )#( but yea i'm imagining the middle one in white instead and mwah looks great )#( i have no idea what color are his eyes now )#( i'm tempted to go full bs and go with 'night sky' as a color xDD )#( you know. you copy past a picture of the universe in tennant's irises and bam? xD )#( i'm being ridiculous but it remains tempting )#( i guess for humans it would appear grey-blue-silver ish )#( anyway just keep imagining this in white instead )#( don't listen to me xD )
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Ayo Angel Devil fanbase how we feeling about the new episode and why is it blueballed
#They didn't even really tease him that much#We just felt that it'd be today#i stg yall#i log in#check the Angel Devil tag#Fully expecting to see some gifs already pulled from the episode#and bam#none#angel devil#Beam too yall also hurting i bet#chainsaw man#I havent been keeping up#i'm just waiting for him to appear
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That…did not end how I thought it would
#shazam fury of the gods#on one hand: yay! happy ending#warning: spoilers ahead#…………………………………………………………….#on the other: could they not have made Diana’s appearance less out of the blue??#it was one of those that just weren’t executed well. like the things that makes it look like the writers just couldn’t think of an ending#so bam! sudden fix-all with a character no one was seen actually communicating with before this moment!#like maybe if there had been a tiny thing at some point where Billy is alone with Steve and has a look of realization-#before turning to Steve and asking if it can write a letter beginning with ‘Wonder Woman’#and then cut away
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@writingraccoon
I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.
#random tumblr user sees shitpost I made about newsies bc I was just kinda seeking validation through humour. follows me. I follow them back.#then bam one year later I'm in a friendship that's probably been fated to appear in every timeline and every age in one form or another
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Hello hello excuse me why the absolute fuck can you not mute words on bluesky I am going to combust that is such a basic thing?? What the fuck?? I might not use it until they implement that bc what is this. I just tried to mute bc I glanced at my timeline and read bg3 and remembered oh. Right. The thing that makes me avoid all streams rn. (good game, specific character brings bad thoughts up, don't ask, twt is already agony since but not anyone's fault the mute function there sucks). Also like me and a lot of other people got more standard bad stuff they don't wanna see and don't want to start muting whole accs we follow??? There is a free extension I need to figure out how to get on mobile (shouldn't be too hard for me) but I shouldn't need to do that for such a basic and no brainer function. Idc if it comes later stuff like that should be there from day 1. Like even if no-one would post abt the most standard triggering topics literally everything can be a potential trigger for someone even the most harmless stuff.
#Fuck it on main instead of private bc why the absolute fuck did I not hear complains abt it prior?? Wh???#All this talk how bluesky is so good and then I find out I can only mute whole accs and not words#Friend if you're seeing this I love and support you and also your focus on exactly that character#I just wish the mute function over there would work like on here#Maybe someone else doesn't know abt it either and learns abt it through my complains. Please please say it's one of their top priorities to#implement bc otherwise what the fuck. Esp w more and more people on there.#That game is day to day dependent + headmate specific but like still?! I am so concerned abt the more heavy stuff that needs to get muted#Not to say that doesn't hit I mean how heavy the thing itself is. Not what it triggers bc there it's def heavy#Pain agony etc fucking hate it. The mutelists are a cool feature but yknow maybe give the option for smth less extreme too??#I'm gen so fucking mad at this#New social media and bam looking at my feed made inaccessible. Amazing. Inaccessible unless I take risks which ain't it#Anyways another day where I purely prepped stuff closed w a post before passing out huh#Busy making a list of people I follow on twt to finally abandon it once paywall hits without losing anyone#Plus a new site thingy w all identity stuff and also new social equals new crd. Didn't even open any mobile games OTL#So much personal work ugh#And then I also got icon n moodboard ideas for later... free me#At least we now have a system name will share it later. Maybe when I wake up.#A wild lux appears
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