#and the straightest

[your-own-scifi-nerd]

sometimes, while watching Star Trek, I just have to pause, rewind the scene, and physically say out loud:

What the fuck just happened?

How the hell did this get past the screening?

Jesus Christ Spock that’s gay.

Jesus Christ Kirk that’s gay.

Jim. Stop. Being. Horny. PLEASE.

That was beautiful.

[incandescent-mushroom]

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

[alexalblondo]

My fave thing about Psych will always be Karen Vick very clearly knowing Shawn is full of shit but thinking it‘s funny especially cause it pisses so many people off

[clanborn]

pov myrtlebloom and finchlight steal ur girl

[tommygettingwrittenoff]

when they let eddie diaz out of that mf closet, i am going to become the most petty bitch alive

[starleska]

big fan of this one supremely fruity pose Adam likes to do when he's winning a fight and his opponent disappears: slightly crouched, hand on the cheek, and a mocking wave!! i propose we call it the 'bye bitch!' pose 🙈💖

[grayfilmz]

if u watch cobra kai with the mindset that daniel and johnny are exes it’s like 10 times better 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[handsometimr]

GirlFailure x BoyLoser<3

[ot3]

im going to become a domestic terrorist. why did we decide that the cool way to like het ships was to pretend they're gay people. this shit is so much worse than just watching people post about m/f from time to time.

[excessive-moisture]

Thanks for the spider genital video North

you're welcome uwu

[blanketforcas]

the day he doesn't imply gay sex with one of his coworkers is the day he'll die

[luck-of-the-drawings]

ANCIENT wip that i finally got around to splashin color onto. NO idea where this colorin style came from n it WONT happen again!! anyway i LOOOVE the general dynamic between arthur n emizel. both are so cool and so awesome and yet SO silly...

[probsnotabi]

Toxic fangs fightinggg

i drew the straightest fight in the suckening

If you ignore the blatant mistakes in the way i've painted this (seriously, emizel's hand is supposed to be grabbing gabe's shirt... what the hell is THAT lmaooo) i'm still pretty happy with this!

[weast-of-eden]

it’s funny because in the context of bingo or biffy or tuppy, bertie is the comedic straight man, but then there’s jeeves who is the straighter straight man but then. they’re both gay

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

[ghostclowning]

TLJ: I'm sad

SXY: ...no jolly?

TLJ: no

SXY: no more dilly-dally?

TLJ, smirking: ...no

SXY: no titter-tatter even?

TLJ: okay. okay listen I'm trying to be sad and mysterious-

SXY: you're really not the flibbertigibbet I used to know anymore😔

TLJ: PFFT