#and the same taste in women

[thatwirddemonhunter]

I hate the fact that under that beautiful beard is just his brothers stupid shit eating cat grin

[asthedeathoflight]

I think the thing that feels really revolutionary about Gideon Nav's lesbianism is that she's not a lesbian in opposition to anything. She doesn't like women instead of men. It's just that her entire sexual world is female.

A lot of time having a gay character seems to necessitate a scene in which they confirm emphatically that they do not like the opposite gender. Gideon doesn't need to do that. She just talks about women all the time (and, lesbian character who is openly and unashamedly horny and actively pursuing women in general outside of once-in-a-lifetime romance, that's its own post entirely) and the absence of any mention of men makes it obvious that she's not interested in them.

And, as a queer person constantly having to explain WHY I don't want this or that, it's really refreshing to see a queer character who is so totally focused on what they DO want and not what they don't.

[thesparringpanther]

Vander having a situationship with Vi's mother whose hair is the same shade as Caitlyn's....naur she really learned yearning from him 😭😭😭😭

[moeblob]

Alex dressed up as Diluc (+bonus Haley as Jean).

I really do not like to color and I found that the trick to not loathing every second is to draw most of the lines but then leave SOME details to line (like his coat details) while in the coloring phase so I have something fun to look forward to.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

One night at the Hotel, they're scrolling through HellFlix and Vaggie suddenly gasps.

Vaggie: NO FUCKING WAY! It's finally on here!

Charlie: What? You find a show you like?

Vaggie: Not just "like", this is the best show EVER! I've wanted to binge it with you for years!

Charlie: Oh, neat! So, what show is it? What's it about?

Vaggie: I got three words for you, babe. Xena. Warrior. Princess!

SHE WILL RULE IN HELL AT LAST! HER TV SHOW SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN THE HEARTS OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BEINGS IN HELL!!!!! there is just ONE worrying part to that though....

Charlie: "Wait, she kills the king of hell?"

Vaggie: "It's not a historically accurate show babe don't worry about it."

Charlie: "Still... now I'm picturing her murdering my dad. Not sure how to feel about it..."

Lucifer: (intensely eating popcorn behind them) "Well I'd feel GREAT about it!"

Charlie: "Wh- Dad!?"

Lucifer: "It would be an honor."

Charlie: "To be KILLED by her???"

Lucifer: "Of course! Look at her snarling war face! Look at her THIGHS-"

Charlie: "DAD!!!!!"

Vaggie: (sighing) "Wish I was king of hell so she'd murder me..."

Lucifer: "Poor Maggie." (pats her) "There there, maybe Xena- or Gabrielle might be better seeing as you've been cheering every time she comes on screen- maybe they'd agree to murder the princess consort of hell too?"

Vaggie: "I uhhhh- s-sir, me and Charlie, we're not-"

Lucifer: "Right yes of course! Future princess consort."

Vaggie: "Ffffffuture-?"

Charlie: "DAD HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT XENA!? YOU ARE STILL MARRIED TO MOM!"

Lucifer: "Ohhh Char-Char.... Lilith would be FIRST in line for death at the hands of this warrior princess lady and her gal pal. Especially if they used those amazing thighs of theirs to-"

Vaggie: "Sir, please don't finish that sentence and ruin the best show in all creation for my girlfriend by adding more family trauma."

Lucifer: "Whoops! Gosh am I saying too much now? Oh golly, my bad my bad, ha ha ha!"

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: "Sweetie? Wanna switch the show off for a while?"

Charlie: "....actually, Vaggie..."

Vaggie: "?"

Charlie: "... D'you think we could get a Xena costume in your size?"

Lucifer: (jaw drops)

Vaggie: "Hhhhh... I- yeah, probably? I mean.... this is hell, and her outfit is mostly leather, so...."

Charlie: "Would you wanna wearrrrr it~?"

Lucifer: (drops popcorn)

Vaggie: "Do you even have to ask?"

Charlie: "Mmmm heheh- but I like setting a good example, and you know I loooove it when people ask~"

-THUD-

Charlie: "ohshitballsdickfuck- DAD-"

Vaggie: "Hostia!" 

Lucifer: "IM FINE! AHAHAHA"

Charlie: "Dad- dad im so SORRY i forgot you were here-!"

Lucifer: "NO NO I HEARD NOTHING AND AM A-O-KAYYY!!!!"

Charlie: "You fell face first onto your own cane! You're BLEEDING!"

Lucifer: "Everything is fine! Once I've been sick into this bag of popcorn i will be extra specially FINE and our little impromptu family tv night together is going SO SPLENDEDLY WELL, isn't it Maggie!?"

Vaggie: "Ajo y agua..."

Charlie: "VAGGIE HELP- THE BLOOD??"

Vaggie: (sighing) (smiling) (standing up)

Vaggie: "...I'll go get the first aid kit."

-silly bonus-

Niffty: (from under couch) "I'll trade you the first aid kit for a vile of his bloooooood~~"

Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer: (screaming and jumping on the couch and clinging to each other in terror)

Niffty: "Don't worry!" (giggles) "It's just for my Collection~"

Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer: (screaming LOUDER)

[jugglingjujube]

Time for going insane about Dulceina Septimus hours

She died before the first book. She's been dying her entire life. She's quite frankly, sick of dying. When a real live lyctor showed up and killed her cavalier in front of her and threatened her she lied her ass off as a fuck you. She didn't want to live in the countryside, she wanted cigarettes and dirty magazines. She risked getting crushed into nothingness actually because she wants to tell Harrow something.

she's sick of roses and horny for revenge

[silver-horse]

unfortunately I have opinions about the ascendant astarion ending and I have been holding back from saying it. but it's a problem that applies to the whole game and it's been annoying me

what's actually weird about the ascendant "romance" scene is that the writer considers it a tempting option for the player. They wrote it to be bad, but they also think it's a fun and sexy option. Same goes for the haarlep scene which they also wrote that way because they find it sexy. Except finding this sexually appealing entirely hinges on the idea that the player is a submissive. So RIP to a scene that the rest of us could have found sexy because the lead narrative designer was a submissive. lmao

In this game you can have a scene where you have to kneel for a male character. But you can never have a male character do the same for you. (Halsin doesn't count. It's a vanilla scene, he is not submissive there and we are not even asking/telling him to kneel down) You don't get such options, not even if you play a drow female! RIP the number one reason for playing drow female to be honest. lol You can kneel and fully submit to ascendant astarion or fully submit to mizora or fully submit to haarlep or submit to lae'zel or submit to minthara. you can get whipped by abdirak or you can tell him "touch me and lose a hand" he even responds positively to this remark and yet the possibility to flip the dynamic doesn't exist. There is never an option where a male character truly submits to the player. RIP to a scene that would have been the opposite of the traditional dynamic. the potential that existed but they never used the opportunity

By the way, how interesting that Lae'zel is dominant but she is a woman so ofc you get the option to tell her “no you will submit to me”. You never get such switch options with any of the male characters... Obviously it's not ascendant where they could have made that an option. My point is that it's NEVER an option among so many male characters.

It's a cool idea that the bad ending in a romance means "I saw this character as a sex object" except it falls apart when the scene is very sexually unappealing to anyone who is more dominant leaning. If I see a character as a sex object then I would place them in sexual situations which are appealing to me. so the message doesn't quite work. because there isn't anything that I can selfishly choose for myself just because I like it and I find it sexy.

[shepherds-of-haven]

My MC only ever tries to romance Blade and effectively has romantic blinders on in pursuit of that goal, yet without fail, I always end up skyrocketing Briony's romance and friendship points. My only assumption is that this is because my MC is wildly altruistic and must always do the best thing for everyone.

However, as the player, when I consider Blade and Briony's wildly different personalities, I find this both hilarious and bewildering. Like imagining them both being attracted to the same person and possibly discussing it. Their root motivations tend to be the same toward my MC though, boiling down to: if you lay a finger on MC, and I will kill you before you can blink (maybe not, if she asks me not to).

All I can imagine is Briony being like "Blade!!! You like MC, too??! Oh my gosh, this is crazy--and maybe a bit awkward, but we won't let that get between us, will we--what's the thing that you like most about MC? For me, it's--"

Blade:

[cordycepsbian]

(updated) take on leif's parents

[intramoon]

their music streaming app of choice is soundcloud (im them)

[momentomori24]

I was working on a longpost about this, but decided that scraping it and putting it in a few sentences should do just fine.

So I saw this trending two days ago with a bunch of posts wishing him well and "don't let the haters stop you" and "I will support you no matter what" and "hope your thriving" and whatever else adoring fans usually say, so I'll make this very brief: This guy is a domestic abuser that has been outed less than a year ago. In this case, your favourite pretty white boy isn't a fictional character; he's a real person whose actions have caused real harm that shouldn't be treated lightly, especially since he has shown no real remorse over what he's done and instead posted a blatantly manipulative and deeply self-centred ""apology"" where he admits to the abuse. If his friends could speak out against and ditch him for what he's done to his ex, you as a fan can and should too.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Rise of the Pink Ladies headcanons:

Richie and Olivia have definitely both had crushes on Gil and stayed up until like 3:00 am arguing about what was his best feature (Richie said hair, Olivia said smile)

Nancy once almost got expelled for trying to fight a kid after he called her outfit tacky (it was probably a thespian)

Whenever Jane stumps her toe she always just yells out a jumble of Italian and Spanish curse words

Nancy knows how to insult people in five different languages

Cynthia likes leaving notes in Lydias locker just so she can see her blush (she always manages to convince Edward to write them for her so nobody recognizes her handwriting)

Cynthia used to do gymnastics as a kid

Jane learned how to braid hair when she was 8 for Frenchie and now whenever they have sleepovers Jane braids Nancy and Olivia’s hair

Hazel and Jane can cook, Nancy can follow a recipe, Cynthia and Olivia cannot cook to save their lives

Cynthia keeps stealing Gil’s hair gel

Potato learned how to walk in heels after his little sister bet him that he couldn’t

Gil brings free sandwiches for the T-Birds whenever they have extras

Edward always either has impeccable handwriting or chicken scratch there is no inbetween

Potato makes up really long middle names for his friends

Richie and Olivia get sick really often and Hazel makes them soup

Baby Cynthia definitely had playdates with the baby T-Birds + Olivia at the Valdovinos house

The T-Birds smashed up Mr. Daniels car after Olivia ran away from the wedding

Nancy makes Hazel a dress with her favorite constellations on it

Hazel drags the rest of the Pink Ladies out stargazing with her (they really liked it)

[buttercup-barf]

Tried imitating those cool portrait poster thingies with my two faves to celebrate my one hundred hours of having played the game. More doodles of lesser quality under the cut.

I just. I like them both so much. They are so sick and twisted, with such messed up implications in the lore, and they're also just silly little guys... :-)

[sicklyseraphnsuch]

Imogen Has A Type

Imogen just watched her Mom lie to herself and now she's letting Laudna lie to herself and buying wholesale. IMOGEN YOU HAVE A TYPE AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOMMA

[legendary-guest]

"Eddie-Bear!" "A-Amy!"

[divine-construct]

i am taking oppenheimer away from the public until everyone learns how to read and understand media because my god the public’s media literacy when it comes to oppenheimer is terribly bad.