#and the kid is hilarious!

[halcyon-deluxe]

Say what you will about indiana jones temple of doom being cringey and not aging well, but it's pretty fucking funny at some parts.

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[introvertedx10]

[egophiliac]

Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?

anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)

[hayaku14]

btw last week on jp twitter they were goncharov-ing a detective conan movie into existence lmao

it all started because of this twitter user pointing out that the Osaka Expo 2025 venue looks like a setting out of a detco movie (x)

then someone fixed the color, added "original work by gosho aoyama", and voila (x)

and then people just kept adding on to it, here's a few more:

they got teaser art posters (1) (2) (3)

a movie logo (x)

and a movie poster ofc (x)

btw if you were wondering wtf that weird blob creature is, it's Osaka Expo 2025's mascot:

oh yeah someone also made a whole ass movie trailer (x)

and end credits too but i can't upload 2 videos so here's the link (x)

someone even made an agasa quiz lmao (x)

someone also brainrotted so hard they managed to gather hattori, kaitou kid, amuro, and akai all in one movie (x)

anyway, we've cracked the code. we can explode any place just by adding "original work by gosho aoyama" (x) (x)

[bagel-bird-ainsor]

MOOOONKIE KID! FAMILIAR TALES! NEW ADVENTURES!

anyhoo yeah I’ve been rewatching LMK since I haven’t seen S4 or S5 yet so I just decided to watch it again from the beginning to get a refresher. (On s4 rn no spoilers please)

Forgot how much I loved this show! Definitely needed to draw fanart for it

[laserbobcat]

SHITTENS Except they're not. Cause the bishop babies are weird ass monsters XD I like drawing babies, especially potato shaped ones. I still wanted to make a sheep and a cat thing, cause let's be honest it's cute. I tried to add some bishop things to their designs. Family recessive genes or whatever. I added fur and a tail to the lil monster too! I wonder if the top of their head is a fully separate being? Intrusive thoughts materialized. Bite this it looks good! Imagine the first one to be born is the sheep-worm, and they stare at it for a while, and Narinder asks "Did you... Did you fuck my brother?" Sketches and full baby sheets under the cut

And my pencil sketches:

[snarkspawn]

anyway I'm going for some old man yaoi next

[faerieriddle]

Eddie Munson engaging in hanky code is a common trope in fan-fiction. However, I think it’s more funny if he had no idea the implications and keeps being aggressively hit on by Steve who is wholly in the know and interested. Eddie spends weeks freaking out like “How does Harrington know? Am I that easy to clock? Who else has been clocking me?!” He gets like super paranoid about it and finally breaks down in front of Steve begging to know what he’s doing that’s putting himself in danger in bumfuck Hawkins, Indiana.

[gyaa-fish]

more ff7 stuff, try to guess who my faves are lol

[lilislegacy]

frederick chase (the upper-middle-class californian) taking percy (the extremely poor new yorker) golfing to bond with him.

percy fidgeting and being bored out of his mind the whole time. he’s fighting for his life to act engaged and not yawn every 3 seconds.

one of them hitting the ball into the water, and when frederick goes to get a new ball, percy says, “nah, i got it,” and fully dives into the pond to get it (frederick is flabbergasted).

percy accidentally hitting a hole-in-one, and when frederick freaks out and jumps around and calls him a natural, percy shrugs and says it’s not his game (frederick is, again, flabbergasted).

percy telling all this to annabeth afterwards, and she’s laughing so hard that she’s in tears.

[awesome-shoes-with-wings]

Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

[proxythe]

u can be my lover girl 👩🏾‍❤️‍👨🏽

[ninjacat-uchihaparrish]

Declan ending up w a sexy tatted babe who wears leather and ronan ending up with an outwardly serious, tortured and elegant intellectual… ik they refuse to acknowledge the similarities…lets not read into it

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[spoopdeedoop]

spicynoodles as the doctor and river song and YES i know this is a stretch but my target audience is myself and i do not care