#and the irony is terrifying

[chirpsythismorning]

El saying this, in a letter filled with lies, makes the line come off as naive... which makes me feel like Jonathan and Nancy are not going to go to college together...

[mrghostrat]

looks at my half made breakfast toast

crowley would eat vegemite out of the jar

[daisynik7]

me when I write: fill me up, stuff me full of cum, breed me daddy, give me all your cream pies

me in real life: diligently on the pill, bf still uses condoms, both of us absolutely terrified of me being a teen mom at thirty

[daily-hanamura]

[resurgentclass-stardestroyer]

I diagnose Hux with 'near-death near-drowning in the middle of a vast dark ocean at age 15 incident'

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

anyways. some ieytd character opinion headcanons bc i've been thinking about doing it for a little while. its read left to right (character in question is the column, character who they're reacting to is the row)

also made a separate version beneath the cut with ieytd3 spoilers, but the first one is spoiler free tee hee 💕sorry it's so small its because i have too much to say smh

[tatekane]

Jurassic Park's most iconic scene Minecraft edition starring Bdoubleo100 or The Shining's "Here's Johnny!"

and one of the best scenes in Decked Out 2 haha

[rexscanonwife]

Ok before I fall even harder into this ship there's something you guys gotta know...when I was a kid I actually watched Lazytown a LOT! I remember a lot more of the first season + songs than I thought I did tbh.

But at some point, I had a dream that I saw Sportacus naked, and from that point on I was too embarrassed to watch the show again 😂😂😂

[i3utterflyeffect]

Loc!Tim constantly is tired but can't sleep as they are in constant pain and that their body moves on their own when they are unconscious

THAT'S SO FUCKED UP BUT FITTING CONSIDERING THE HEADCANONS ABOUT DARK SLEEPWALKING........

[exclamaquest]

yes eating the rich is cool and all now can we discuss the practically nonexistent safety regulations for submersibles and how easy it is to get around them

[peliginspeaks]

Hey gang I just realized that I don't think Null can pass the mirror test? Which in the context of their past profession and Flondon in general is. Hilarious

Context: the mirror test is a test of intelligence for animals (and development for small children) to see if they realize that the person in the mirror is Them and not another baby/cat/whatever. I'm pretty sure it tests the intelligence needed to realize how reflections work, but it also needs a sense of self, and since Null straight up Doesn't Have One I just... don't think they would pass. Which is hilarious because by sheer luck their assumption that the reflection is a whole other person is in fact kind of right in the Neath.

[shivorce]

torn bc on the one hand tramell tillman is eating as mr milchick. on the other hand i do think that having a black man be the most prominent enforcer of what is essentially scifi office slavery is …………… a very interesting choice. to say the least

[officialsollux]

I didn't end up finishing it through navigation but i did write sollux pov for the beginning maybe i should post that. hm.

[khalixvitae]

Yk maybe I’m not ambivalent about Sunday

[bisaster-energy]

okay what you have to understand is that while against the kitchen floor is a dean song...willard! has cas written all over it

[reno2005]

It was part of a much larger dream and I won’t bore anyone with the details but at one point Leon began to hunt me down like, literally. We had a car chase across a city and into a grocery store where I had to try to knock down all the aisles to try to lose him in the chaos and he still was right on my tail(the whole time btw it was slightly terrifying) until I swam into some submerged ancient temple where I finally lost him because I could breathe underwater whereas he could not.