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El saying this, in a letter filled with lies, makes the line come off as naive... which makes me feel like Jonathan and Nancy are not going to go to college together...
#byler#stranger things#'i am so excited to see you it's hard to breathe! are you excited too?'#gotta be the most chaotic example of them hiding the truth behind el's naivety about the truth#bc while she does know she is lying about certain things#there are misconceptions around her that she is misinterpreting#and the irony is terrifying#it's possible jonathan and nancy are still endgame#and yet#her words here read as naive in the same way she thought her and mike were going to have the best spring break ever#it's basically a big ol oh honey you've got a big storm coming
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looks at my half made breakfast toast
crowley would eat vegemite out of the jar
#it would start as a joke to please the locals & terrify his fellow expats#but like many good ironies#he did it so much it started to become genuinely fun#now it’s his go-to ‘i’m bored’ snack much to aziraphale’s exasperation#‘i don’t see the big deal. it’s just like. calcified soy sauce.’#‘yes i think THATS everyone’s deal dear boy’#good omens aussiefication
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look i don't know how true this is but i hate hate hate in my bones the way that the recent rise of purity culture has intersected with minimalism and irony poisoning
no sex. no dark themes. no "fetishization." no ornamentation. no "unrealistic" lighting and you can't see a thing. actors don't enunciate for shit. no "purple prose" or "overwriting" (it's just an adverb) or "tumblr prose" or whatever the fuck the newest term will be. sincerity is cringe, ew, why would he say that. no colour grading, because we want the big-screen blockbuster to be "realistic," BUT we will shoot it in a room with fake sunlight and slap the effects onto the scene post-production. moral fiction. moral fanfiction. "omg this is craazyyy was the creator on drugs??!!1????" about any form of creative expression. lists of reasons why this short experimental amateur one-shot is Very Bad Writing, actually. s*x smex spice adult fun time p0rn k!ll grape sewer slide.
everything is boring, nothing is real, i am fucking sick of it
#art#writing#writer stuff#writer life#artist#artist life#art discourse#purity culture#there is this. sterility. that people keep trying to enforce. in a world that is defined by its entropy#that enforcing is violent and it should be recognized as such#i understand people having different styles. even minimalism has its own value#but not every writer is fucking hemingway#irony is everywhere but everyone forgets that you need to know and love a genre in order to do a Good parody of it#scream is fun. shrek is fun. cabin in the woods is fun. terrifier is fun#irony-poisoned marvel schlock that's making fun of itself and its fans for liking superheroes is not
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me when I write: fill me up, stuff me full of cum, breed me daddy, give me all your cream pies
me in real life: diligently on the pill, bf still uses condoms, both of us absolutely terrified of me being a teen mom at thirty
#the irony of it all LOL#me having a breeding kink while being terrified of being pregnant#tw breeding kink
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Aeron & Theon - Views on each other
#aeron greyjoy#theon greyjoy#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf#house greyjoy#theon having to convince himself he is not weak .. sad!#aeron being terrifying to theon who hides it quite well to himself by focusing on his sinister attitude#(the only common point linking all the older men theon fears is the fact they do not smile (much) (for different reasons of course)...#except for euron probably ?#the irony of aeron thinking of theon as a “godless man”
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#p4#persona 4#p4g#persona 4 golden#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#shirogane naoto#naoto shirogane#YELLLLING i love this because there's layers to it ok#first of all yosuke of all people telling people that they have a tin ear for others' feelings means so much to me because#on the one hand there's the irony of someone who tends to shoot his mouth off and easily maybe accidentally offend people pointing that out#but also remember how yosuke tends to be very introspective on the things he says? how he comes back to apologise the next day or so#because he reflects on himself!! he knows he's not the greatest at talking but he tries his best!!#and that's the second layer to it because the contradiction of yosuke's foot-in-mouth disease is also how sensitive he is to other people#yosuke apologising to chie because he's realised that he's terrified her with his actions when he first drags yu into the tv#yosuke wanting to apologise to nanako for bringing up her deceased mother because he thinks he's made her uncomfortable#yosuke being the one that brings up how naoto must feel as he's settling in into the school! his boundless empathy!!#and i think actually it does make him the perfect person to talk to naoto about it especially because in this investigation#they really represent the dual sides of the work. yosuke is driven by his need to get justice and his very emotional cause#naoto is driven (at first) by profession and the cooler calculus of rationality and logic (until his pride was provoked at least)#idk i think that before naoto yosuke was really the one driving the team's investigation and analysis#and after naoto joined them it just. rounds out his effort significantly#so that's my third layer yeah them talking behind the scenes is so important to me#yosuke reaching out to naoto to discuss the case because he's got all these notes that he can't make sense of#naoto reaching out to yosuke to discuss the case because he can tell which one of the IT is idk essentially the project manager#don't get me wrong yu leads the team and everyone does their part in the team as well#but yosuke man. yosuke. the right hand man. the ideas guy. the one trying to form hypotheses about their evidence.#and idk i feel like yosuke probably commented that in a sort of throwaway manner as they're reviewing clues because he tends to do that#kanji's “didn't you tell me there were all kinds of love” or the beach scene and LISTEN maybe yosuke drops a lil philosophy sometimes.#maybe he drops a lil life advice like nbd. yosuke says very observant or wise things at times!
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I diagnose Hux with 'near-death near-drowning in the middle of a vast dark ocean at age 15 incident'
#don't mind me the august heat is getting to me#thalassophobic Hux why not#the irony. the gills#hey guys did you know that uhhhhhhh the ocean is fucking terrifying#could not be happier that this was inexplicable but all the Hux moots liked it
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anyways. some ieytd character opinion headcanons bc i've been thinking about doing it for a little while. its read left to right (character in question is the column, character who they're reacting to is the row)
also made a separate version beneath the cut with ieytd3 spoilers, but the first one is spoiler free tee hee 💕sorry it's so small its because i have too much to say smh
#ieytd#i expect you to die#not tagging all of these guys. you get the point. etc#headcanons#i think the thought of phoenix being out of their mind TERRIFIED of zor to be hillarious#zor sitting in their chair stewing and scheming. plotting how best to murder phoenix in the most fucked up way possible-#-to make a statement to the Agency about how not to cross them#and phoenix- for the first time in their ENTIRE career- actually reacting accordingly to a threat against them#i also think zor would love it if they knew. the dramatic irony being hilarious because they dont know.
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Jurassic Park's most iconic scene Minecraft edition starring Bdoubleo100 or The Shining's "Here's Johnny!"
and one of the best scenes in Decked Out 2 haha
#hermitcraft#bdubs#decked out 2#i love his face when the ravager's head peeked in#the irony of “here's johnny” haha when the one who's terrified is named just that
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Ok before I fall even harder into this ship there's something you guys gotta know...when I was a kid I actually watched Lazytown a LOT! I remember a lot more of the first season + songs than I thought I did tbh.
But at some point, I had a dream that I saw Sportacus naked, and from that point on I was too embarrassed to watch the show again 😂😂😂
#jane journals#self insert talk#sorta ajrngigkg#I MEAN HERE I AM NOW KISSING HIM#I GUESS WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE LADS#its not the first time a dream affected my enjoyment of a show either.#when i was a kid i had a dream that bear from bear in the big blue house was trying to eat me and was eating other people#i was TERRIFIED of him from then on!!#im still a little creeped out by him tbh 😂😂#but anyways yeah thats been plaguing me thats my story#thats the beautiful irony of my baka life#🍎 apple of my eye 🍎
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Loc!Tim constantly is tired but can't sleep as they are in constant pain and that their body moves on their own when they are unconscious
THAT'S SO FUCKED UP BUT FITTING CONSIDERING THE HEADCANONS ABOUT DARK SLEEPWALKING........
#tommy's foolery#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus#loss of control au#imagine if they said something about stopping at nothing to get revenge on alan before then..........#mmmmm. irony <3#i love the idea of LOC vic being fucking terrified the whole time honestly#i mean. they're powerless still but in a completely different way than before#when control of yourself is all that you've had for so long it must be so scary to lose that
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yes eating the rich is cool and all now can we discuss the practically nonexistent safety regulations for submersibles and how easy it is to get around them
#txt#oceangate#nobody should die such a horrible death so easily prevented. not even billionaires. poetic irony sure yeah. there was a terrified teenager.
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Hey gang I just realized that I don't think Null can pass the mirror test? Which in the context of their past profession and Flondon in general is. Hilarious
Context: the mirror test is a test of intelligence for animals (and development for small children) to see if they realize that the person in the mirror is Them and not another baby/cat/whatever. I'm pretty sure it tests the intelligence needed to realize how reflections work, but it also needs a sense of self, and since Null straight up Doesn't Have One I just... don't think they would pass. Which is hilarious because by sheer luck their assumption that the reflection is a whole other person is in fact kind of right in the Neath.
#null tag#I think the deal with reflections is if you look too long it starts to move differently or look a bit different to you right?#and since Null's reflection is. a little terrifying. man that would be fun#Null sees itself in a mirror and starts to think how they might gain the trust of that influential looking person and win them over#their immediate reaction as always is to Want and Have and figure out how to get more#but as they look the reflection starts to warp and sink into itself#until it's a black hole shaped like a person. just a pulsating barely-contained void in Parabola#Null wouldn't really understand that and also wouldn't care#it's no longer a person so they're no longer interested#but the irony of that would just. go right over their head. because *they* are not a person#they're a hungry gaping hole where one used to be#i should really explain What Null Is on here I don't think I have at all dhdhfhs#no explanations. incomprehensible posts Only#peligin speaks#<- keep forgetting to use that
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I didn't end up finishing it through navigation but i did write sollux pov for the beginning maybe i should post that. hm.
#i love it when characters experiencing unknown terrifying mental health symptoms for the first time and are trying to grasp#to anything at all in the world to cope#the irony of it is sollux sooooo badly doesn't want to hurt anyone#bc it's triggering him to when he killed aradia right <3333#he doesn't want to go off like a fuckign bomb#that's in part why he suddenly clings to eridan beyond like. yknow. the way mania can influence#quick connection and hypersexuality#but it's bc Eridan DID duel him (his duels worked. the ironyyyy)#and Eridan WON#and knocked him out#when he was using his psionics full on him#so he's like wait okay this kismesis think might actually have merit#the only problem is that Eridan is 100% fronting lmao he's an insecure idiot who's taking everything to heart </33333333333333#bc he should NOT be in a kismesis relationship at this point. it is NOT healthy for him. he needs like. friends.#lol
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Yk maybe I’m not ambivalent about Sunday
#how he quote unquote ‘lovingly’ manipulates all of Penacony piece by piece until it all comes to be he’s preordained it#in some sick way it’s his way of doing the right thing by his master and even when he seems to want to rebel (only under extremes ofc)#he’s clutching his righteous posture like a flaming sword im. oh the biblical irony of it all#it’s this kind of paternalism that makes him so interesting#it doesn’t seem inherently malicious by virtue but it’s so insidious in its own way (I need to finish the new quest so)#idk how I’ll feel abt him coming out of the new chapter but rn I find him so interesting but also absolutely terrifying and uncanny thx#he’s my worst nightmare#hsr
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okay what you have to understand is that while against the kitchen floor is a dean song...willard! has cas written all over it
#guess who really started listening to will wood 😳#like just listen to me ok hear me out...#i dont owe u my heart or my body but shit i do fuckin owe u and im so sorry that i cannot be good as u are#the irony of dean not thinking of himself as human as cas learned to be is not lost on me#and even tho he fucks up constantly he cant bring himself to want cas to end their relationship (wtv it may be)#apologizing for the way he is bc tbh if dean never figures out how he feels simply because he himself doesn't know#what he wants he probably would end up just giving cas.his body because he owes him something and#he cant figure out what he can possibly give in the face of that all consuming frankly terrifying love#ahem. onto willard#ik i said cas knows how to be human but that's in dean's eyes. cas doesn't get being human at all even tho he does (?)#like his homeless/steve arc he cant get a grasp on how humans do all the things they do and live they way they live#the beginning of the song he talks about not being able to step on ants and crying for moths#now that could be cas talking about actual insect but ALSO humans! bc he's learned to care!!#but yea if cas had some sort of animal he saw every now and then while on the street? a cat or a rat etc that's how i envision#him with this song#he himself has been stepped on so many times! it started to feel like his place! not truly part of the winchesters not truly angel#just cas now...#is there room for me in your cage whether that be earth or a real rat he feels he understands#it's confusing for him to connect! never learned what to feel from childhood like humans do!#he was thrown into the deep end#they call me crazy but their words all seem made up to me -> honeybee cas fr#also i can see steve bringing a little creature into the gas n sip his own little guy#also the peace vs freedom thing. animals are put in cages. humans locked in heaven.#and cas has achieved free will but he has to wrestle with whether it's better to be content or break chains#you might seem behind bars but friend this cage is inside out! dean and sam are trapped in this destiny#but they both say fuck it !! but heaven wasn't just a cage to humans it's a cage for angels too#yeah ur fate is fucked but at keast you had a fate to change yknow. cas didn't just change his story#he didn't have one so he literally wrote it#i can't listen to this song without thinking about cas human hungry and alone#it's AWFUL out here socrates. it's DANGEROUS out here socrates. it's lonely out here socrates 🤡🤡🤡
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