#and the fucking cup i hate the cup
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this is the funniest thing i’ve ever drawn and i hate it with every ounce of my being
based on this post abt bmc in the phineas and ferb artstyle
without bg ig idk
ignore the michael curse, in which i can never draw michael right
#i’ve never even fully watched an episode of phineas and ferb#i just googled the characters and mix and match traced#so i don’t know how to do different body types but i tried 😭😭#some things i just had to use context clues and figure out myself#like the shoes and the pants#and the fucking cup i hate the cup#the guy who’s head i copied for jeremy is literally named jeremy it just writes itself#i might do more i might not#idk i don’t want to see it ever again#now i’ve done two for two musicals in art styles from op#and if i ever get around to it i’ll do newsies in calvin and hobbes artstyle#bmc#be more chill#bmc musical#be more chill musical#jeremy heere#jeremy bmc#bmc jeremy#christine bmc#bmc christine#michael bmc#bmc michael#jellos scribbles
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buying an old, secluded house in the scottish highlands, intending on renovating and reselling it. but you find out quickly that it's haunted. like, haunted haunted.
at first, you refuse to believe a man that pretty would be dead. let alone, a nefarious spirit with... questionable intentions.
but, compared to the (literal) horror stories you've heard, spirit!johnny is pretty cordial in his ways of messing with you. always picks up the books he knocks over to startle you, or when you scream at him to give you back your keys, or quit hiding your glasses, dammit
sometimes, when you're in the right mood, you find it comforting to know you're not all alone out in the middle of nowhere. it's not like you can tell your friends and family any details of this. you'll sound downright insane.
you learn to deal with the strong scent of his cologne or the creak of his footsteps (which you only hear because he wants you to, of course).
and—naturally—the feeling of large hands smoothing along your spine, down to your hips, a thumb strumming your lips. possessively, right as sleep engulfs you. the first few times you chalk it up to an erotic fantasy that only surfaces when you're exhausted and bordering on delirium.
however, it proves difficult to rationalize the voice. especially when he knows your name.
#and occasionally his friend appears who is ummmm MASSIVE and /definitely/ scarier#simon thinks its funny to stand behind you in the mirror and disappear right when you notice#hes usually nicer if you set out a cup of tea or cigs for him before bed#you havent heard him talk but sometimes hear a deep chuckle#does this make any fucking sense im experiencing a caffeine crash#do i elaborate or shut the fuck up#unedited#pls spare me#spirit!johnny#spirit!ghoap#[also simon hates you touching his things]#mw2#call of duty#task force 141#ghoap#soap mactavish#simon riley#rachel speaks
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sasha barkov sacrifices his hand to the cause (05.17.24)
#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#hockeyedit#nhledit#stanley cup playoffs 2024#nhl playoffs 2024#my gifs#hockey stuff#let it be known I hate this#I know he literally saved a goal but when I saw he left I was going to throw up lol#I'm feel like I'm not being biased when I say if we lost sasha for any length of time we'd be fucking OVER#anyways I'm 80% sure thats chucky giving him a rub and I'm fine and normal about it#queued
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I know at this point im a daemon retractor however i got a little bit worried when i saw how the girlies in tik tok are glorifying this man...First of all,he choked Rhaenyra when she just hinted she was the promised queen,second, he willingly leaved Rhaenyra when she NEEDED him the most to Harrenhal and JUST when he sees a premonition of the black witch is when he "believes Rhaenyra", third,in his own words he doesn't even give her the benefit of her own success,he told her "his brother was right" he kneels with the weight of his sins on his shoulders and the regret of knowing his kin will go through an apocalypse and be washed away with blood and war,now that he does know what the Iron Throne holds,he no longer wants it himself...Truly a cowardly man,he fought tooth and nails for that fucking throne and now he wants none of it...but Yeah!!! Let's glorify this murderous coward without eyebrows or own judgement for kneeling before the Rightful Queen he denied a thousand times 🤡
#daemon is not my cup of tea#i like strong whisky like mysaria or even Aegon bc he at least knows he is a motherfucker and doesn't deny his nature#even alicent is more sincere than this blondie#heck!! even the fucking crippled advisor from aegon is more righteous#daemon wants to be whisky so bad and he ends up being a banana milkshake with dairy milk and god knows i fucking hate banana milkshake#and dairy gives me the shits#so there you go i guess#ramblings#thoughts#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#hotd#rhaenicent#rhaesaria#daemon targaryen#hotd aegon#aemond targaryen
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me, bleeding all over my kitchen floor from a wound in my hand: oh my god this is just like that scene from Modern Love
#Tacky isn’t online yet it’s like 4 am in Ireland I think??#tackytiger#I get mad at Draco when I read that scene#Not because he wouldn’t let Harry heal his hand#But because he put a BRAND NEW KNIFE to SOAK in the sink???#Fuck soaking all my homies hate soaking#It’s a very shallow wound it’s just over my knuckle so it bled like crazy#Doesn’t hurt much tho#I don’t even know how I cut myself I guess it was my startle reflex when the boiling water splashed over me#I must have kept hold of the cup when I flinched and cut myself on the bottom of it
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wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands
#‘it’s like coffee but not good’#while a cup of black tea does have a great deal less caffeine in it than coffee#it also has a stimulant called l-theanine which is NOT found in coffee#and the more complex combination of the two stimulants hit your system much more slowly#which is why tea doesn’t give you jitters like coffee does#anyone who’s like wow I need my coffee to survive but I hate that it makes me nauseous and gives me heart palpitations and bad breath#to you I say. wean yourself off coffee and onto tea!!!!!!!#but WAIT I can keep going. nauseous? ginger tea. sore throat? peppermint contains menthol which works as a numbing agent#green and black teas are both very high in antioxidants#chamomile and lavender do both have a calming affect#BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TASTE I hear you say#IT TASTES LIKE GRASS. try a floral tea or a black tea or chai or Thai tea#ITS SO BITTER you’re either steeping it for too long or the water you’re using is too hot#not to sound like I’m fucking uncle iroh or something I just apparnerlt have strong thoughts and feelings about tea#I can’t handle ppl going ugh I hate tea and it’s like. overbrewed lipton in microwaved tap water.#anyway MY favorites are jasmine and lavender earl grey#and currently I’m really into this corn silk tea my brother bought me at h mart#it’s like gen mai cha but even more#congrats for making it this far into my tea rant tags. if you comment your tastes I can give you a personalized tea recommendation
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I hope that Mitch Marner knows no matter what the Toronto media says or a bunch of angry fucks on twitter say, there is a whole community of hockey lovers that absolutely adore the fuck out of him. We just want you to know you're doing amazing sweetie!! Don't listen to the general media because there are so many people who think you're an amazing player and deserve the world!!
#this is a mitch marner fan account always#Mitchy forever has my heart#I don't care what anyone says I will love this man forever#as much as I love him on the leafs I hate that he has to deal with the Toronto media#Toronto hockey culture is the worst honestly#mitch marner#toronto maple leafs#stanley cup playoffs#nhl#hockey#fuck the Toronto hockey media#I've literally had this drafted since the playoffs started#posting now bc of certain events...
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AND THAT'S WHAT THAT FUCKING SNOB VAN GAAL GETS FOR DISCREDITING LATIN AMERICAN PLAYERS YOU DUMB FUCK
#fuck the concept of european superiority erase it eradicate it burn it to the motherfucking ground#i hate these assholes so much#argentina#argentina nt#world cup
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Put your clothes back on
I was actually gonna explain to you how the beige aesthetic isn’t a millennial/genz preference for soothing colours and neutral toned dressing, its actually a deviantly fed style choice to the general public so that when eventually you throw out that overpriced Stanley, the junkyard doesn’t look as concerning as it does with multicoloured objects. Every item is meant to look beige/neutral so that THE TRASH can look *aesthetic* to the rich overlords
#overconsumption#gen z stuff#stanley cup#almond mom#climate change#climate crisis#climate action#climate justice#millennials#global warming#food crisis#water crisis#pollution#clean rivers#capitalist dystopia#capitalism#anti capitalism#late stage capitalism#fuck capitalism#i hate capitalism#socialism#white trash#ethical consumption#mindful consumption
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ohhhhmygod im gonna be sick. actually nauseous and i did it to myself - there was a spider on the countertop and i Panicked, grabbing the first distance-killer i could grab. it was a grease cleaner spray. i buried it in the stuff, walked away to recover mentally, came back
it fucking fell apart and dissolved into the cleaner. i both feel horrible and im disgusted beyond words. how the fuck do i get rid of it
#slamming my face into a wall repeatedly#i cant leave it there to deal with after Sleep#bc my cats like to go onto the countertops when no one is looking#and i dont want either of them to get poisoned#but i cant rinse it into the sink with the faucet hose bc there's stuff in the sink#but idk if i can bring myself to do dishes with That next to me#and my fear of spiders is so intense that i Cannot get close enough to take care of it with a towel or somethin#im very good at fucking myself over in various ways!#if i had an appetite id lose it. permanently#what if! instead of dealing with it! i curl up in a corner and cry#except im not gonna do that ive filled my tears quota for the year & doing nothing wont help anything#sorry for venting again i just. ohhhhh this is horrible this is Terrible#if i still had my whacking stick id tape a big wad of paper towels to the end and clean the mess up that way#from a Distance!#absolutely unprompted#i wish i wasnt so terrified of spiders#they scare me So much....#the point of feeling physically ill! and like sobbing! or panicking! and this spider was Big!#i wish they'd stop coming into the house.... i hate killing them but i cant function knowing theyre there#but i can't force myself close enough to put them in a cup and bring them outside#so now i have THAT on my counter. disintegrated spider.#life is too fucking much lately... jesus.... i should really just bite the bullet and get this shit over with#no use waiting a month in perpetual terror unease and guilt. do it scared yk yk#im tired of my chest hurting and not being able to eat! i dont like it! i need change! terrifying horrible change!
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i will never understand how some people can actively shit on something they know someone loves and finds joy in right in front of them. how can you hate something that makes someone else happy in this absolutely fucked world in front of them.
its the passive aggression for no reason i will never ever understand or do to others. if you have a passion, fucking LIVE it. if nothing else, passion gets us through every shitty day, and i will always support it.
have passion in spite of those who hate.
#its absolutely mind boggling to me#and genuinely makes me so fucjinf upset#i was sitting next to my sister who has been nicer to me than usual as she is talking to her online friend and im doing my nails silently b#its her polish and i didnt wanna take it out of her room. but i look up and shes ranking music genres which is all cool. but without#hesitation as the first one at the most bottom tier she put kpop. like i understand its not her cup of tea but i was like okay thats#something that actively makes me wanna keep living yaknow. and she knows that. so i was like#‘interesting placement for kpop’ and she didnt say anything so i said ‘im not sure youve listened to it enough to have such a violent#opinion on it’ and she immediately got angry saying shes ‘heard enough’ and then got mad at me for saying that saying why was i being ‘like#this what the fuck’ and my heart genuinely sunk into my ass but i couldnt leave even though i felt like crying bc i only did one hand and i#was drying at that moment plus i didn’t wanna make it a big deal. but this is not the first time she’s actively hated on my music without#prompt from me and it just makes me ????? like. music taste differs with everyone i understand this and i respect it. if something brings u#happiness then i would love to hear and listen even if i wouldn’t choose it myself. but being a bitch about it. idk#ultimately its the fact of being mean for no reason over someone else’s passion makes u a fucking asshole#:)))) im not crying bye#ashley rambles#to delete later#my mom and brother do it too btw. hating on it and making sure i hear it.#my mom was doing it the other day and my 7 year old nephew kept saying ‘pook i love it. i think its cool’ and it made me cry because kids#have the capacity for such unaltered kindness as the world has yet been cruel to them#idk man
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Thinking about writing a batfam fic where they meet the future versions of themselves and none of the past batfam can focus on asking their future selves any ‘thoughtful’ and ‘important’ questions because Jason in the future is fucking two feet taller and is the tallest of the family what the FUCK NO This is AWFUL this can not—
basically batfam have a mental breakdown at the fact that their little guy becomes an absolute brickhouse because it is just wrong.
Robin Jason is of course a sweetie pie but is also definitely rubbing it in their faces pointing to himself and redhood saying “Im taller than you guys! See? See?” over and over again
And Redhood Jason awkwardly shifts around standing in the corner because he was NOT expecting such a ‘warm’ welcome
#based on the fact jason was like 4’something during his robin days#like him being so tall and bulked up is so wrong in their minds like#‘who is that??’#‘oh thats jason’#all of part batfam collectively ‘NO THAT IS FUCKING NOT#little jason has stars in his eyes which redhood jason was NOT expecting#i mean sure robin jason hating his future self is cool and all#but him absolutely adoring his future self because of how cool he looks and him rubbing it in everyones faces like a little shit#well thats jus my cup of tea man#jason todd#dc#batman#batfam#fic ideas#maybe to be written who knows#veerliwrites
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I can not stress enough that I am going through it today.
#i hate being the harbinger of bad news#but jesus fucking christ#I need a cup of tea and a block of chocolate
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i need you to touch me
for the 2023 @spicygallavichcollab 🌶️ view on ao3 for full quality ✨
#i had a fucking time with this. i loved it then i hated it then back around. i would like to cry and sleep now.#real quick though: thanks to bee for being my sounding board. for losing it at fingers just touching tongues. our cups will be full.#to ray for inadvertently giving me the perfect playlist that soothed me and kept me going. it was on a constant loop. fucking angel.#and all the pals for the constant words of encouragement. i doubt and my brain does it's thing but you're all beautiful.#alright. i'm leaving. burying under the covers. bye.#sgc 2023#spicy gallavich collab#shameless#shameless fanart#gallavich#gallavich fanart#ian x mickey#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#myart#chokeymickey
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That shootout took 13 years off my life bro
#wwc 2023#most of it was from waking up so fucking early after going to sleep so late#Releasing BG3 during the wwc should be considered a hate crime but since I’m having fun in my sleep deprivation I’ll allow it#anyway LET’S GO AUSTRALIA#And also nooooooo France TT_TT what am I gonna do if I can’t watch Le Sommer play World Cup football
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I'm rewatching trollhunters and just got to 3x7, and it never fails to make me emotional. Like, the opening flashback of Merlin making the amulet (especially the scene of Morgan's hand sinking into the cauldron. it's amazing, actually),
And all the parallels!
Angor Rot convincing Gunmar to let Draal live because what he said reminded him of his time obeying Strickler, Draal saying "don't make it weird" when he offered Jim a hand up just like when Jim first spared Draal after their fight,
AND MY FAVORITE ONE: the parallel to Kanjagar's death, with his son dying in the same pose as his father as he falls off a ledge, presumably smashing into pieces on the ground. It's just so ajdjsjsnfi
#trollhunters#draal#kanjigar#draal the deadly#trollhunters season 3#the only real difference between Kanjigar and Draals deaths is that Draals was off a cliff instead of a bridge#and Draals remains will never be recovered#i love s3 sm#especially the finale#The Eternal Knight made me cry the first time I watched it#(prolly bc I was insanely hyperfixated on trollhunters and wasn't ready for it to end)#also! troll jim!#ik troll jim isn't everyone's cup of tea and I also didn't him much at first#but also im autistic and fucking hate change 💀#but hes rlly grown on me#hes too silly to not love#tbh im mad he became human again#but I digress#Moth.txt
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