#and the fucking cup i hate the cup

[sea-jello]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever drawn and i hate it with every ounce of my being

based on this post abt bmc in the phineas and ferb artstyle

without bg ig idk

ignore the michael curse, in which i can never draw michael right

[lunarw0rks]

buying an old, secluded house in the scottish highlands, intending on renovating and reselling it. but you find out quickly that it's haunted. like, haunted haunted.

at first, you refuse to believe a man that pretty would be dead. let alone, a nefarious spirit with... questionable intentions.

but, compared to the (literal) horror stories you've heard, spirit!johnny is pretty cordial in his ways of messing with you. always picks up the books he knocks over to startle you, or when you scream at him to give you back your keys, or quit hiding your glasses, dammit

sometimes, when you're in the right mood, you find it comforting to know you're not all alone out in the middle of nowhere. it's not like you can tell your friends and family any details of this. you'll sound downright insane.

you learn to deal with the strong scent of his cologne or the creak of his footsteps (which you only hear because he wants you to, of course).

and—naturally—the feeling of large hands smoothing along your spine, down to your hips, a thumb strumming your lips. possessively, right as sleep engulfs you. the first few times you chalk it up to an erotic fantasy that only surfaces when you're exhausted and bordering on delirium.

however, it proves difficult to rationalize the voice. especially when he knows your name.

[zetterbabe]

sasha barkov sacrifices his hand to the cause (05.17.24)

[krisbianbitchface]

I know at this point im a daemon retractor however i got a little bit worried when i saw how the girlies in tik tok are glorifying this man...First of all,he choked Rhaenyra when she just hinted she was the promised queen,second, he willingly leaved Rhaenyra when she NEEDED him the most to Harrenhal and JUST when he sees a premonition of the black witch is when he "believes Rhaenyra", third,in his own words he doesn't even give her the benefit of her own success,he told her "his brother was right" he kneels with the weight of his sins on his shoulders and the regret of knowing his kin will go through an apocalypse and be washed away with blood and war,now that he does know what the Iron Throne holds,he no longer wants it himself...Truly a cowardly man,he fought tooth and nails for that fucking throne and now he wants none of it...but Yeah!!! Let's glorify this murderous coward without eyebrows or own judgement for kneeling before the Rightful Queen he denied a thousand times 🤡

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

me, bleeding all over my kitchen floor from a wound in my hand: oh my god this is just like that scene from Modern Love

[figofswords]

wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands

[andtheflameswenthigher]

I hope that Mitch Marner knows no matter what the Toronto media says or a bunch of angry fucks on twitter say, there is a whole community of hockey lovers that absolutely adore the fuck out of him. We just want you to know you're doing amazing sweetie!! Don't listen to the general media because there are so many people who think you're an amazing player and deserve the world!!

[blackxones]

AND THAT'S WHAT THAT FUCKING SNOB VAN GAAL GETS FOR DISCREDITING LATIN AMERICAN PLAYERS YOU DUMB FUCK

[claires-audience]

Put your clothes back on

I was actually gonna explain to you how the beige aesthetic isn’t a millennial/genz preference for soothing colours and neutral toned dressing, its actually a deviantly fed style choice to the general public so that when eventually you throw out that overpriced Stanley, the junkyard doesn’t look as concerning as it does with multicoloured objects. Every item is meant to look beige/neutral so that THE TRASH can look *aesthetic* to the rich overlords

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ohhhhmygod im gonna be sick. actually nauseous and i did it to myself - there was a spider on the countertop and i Panicked, grabbing the first distance-killer i could grab. it was a grease cleaner spray. i buried it in the stuff, walked away to recover mentally, came back

it fucking fell apart and dissolved into the cleaner. i both feel horrible and im disgusted beyond words. how the fuck do i get rid of it

[bellamyblakru]

i will never understand how some people can actively shit on something they know someone loves and finds joy in right in front of them. how can you hate something that makes someone else happy in this absolutely fucked world in front of them.

its the passive aggression for no reason i will never ever understand or do to others. if you have a passion, fucking LIVE it. if nothing else, passion gets us through every shitty day, and i will always support it.

have passion in spite of those who hate.

[bonchobrick]

Thinking about writing a batfam fic where they meet the future versions of themselves and none of the past batfam can focus on asking their future selves any ‘thoughtful’ and ‘important’ questions because Jason in the future is fucking two feet taller and is the tallest of the family what the FUCK NO This is AWFUL this can not—

basically batfam have a mental breakdown at the fact that their little guy becomes an absolute brickhouse because it is just wrong.

Robin Jason is of course a sweetie pie but is also definitely rubbing it in their faces pointing to himself and redhood saying “Im taller than you guys! See? See?” over and over again

And Redhood Jason awkwardly shifts around standing in the corner because he was NOT expecting such a ‘warm’ welcome

[heymrspatel]

i need you to touch me

for the 2023 @spicygallavichcollab 🌶️ view on ao3 for full quality ✨

[sonodaten]

That shootout took 13 years off my life bro

[saturnniidae]

I'm rewatching trollhunters and just got to 3x7, and it never fails to make me emotional. Like, the opening flashback of Merlin making the amulet (especially the scene of Morgan's hand sinking into the cauldron. it's amazing, actually),

And all the parallels!

Angor Rot convincing Gunmar to let Draal live because what he said reminded him of his time obeying Strickler, Draal saying "don't make it weird" when he offered Jim a hand up just like when Jim first spared Draal after their fight,

AND MY FAVORITE ONE: the parallel to Kanjagar's death, with his son dying in the same pose as his father as he falls off a ledge, presumably smashing into pieces on the ground. It's just so ajdjsjsnfi

[kasumingo]

Rise twt sucks so badly five minutes of silence of anyone who is still in there