#and the fucking bong

[davepaste]

when people randomly find my old posts where I describe my cringe weed setup and drop a like on it I take physical damage

[making-you-in-spore]

i made a twerkey from miitopia in spore [2008]

[punkasshunter]

Cleaned out my pens after moving a bunch of stuff and am super out of practice so just messing around a lil tonight

[blubebbie]

> Shadowheart: Show off new friend!

you hold up your excitable new friend to lae'zel, she seems incredibly irritated by this action! you can't imagine why!

> Karlach: Open the barn doors.

oh god. you really didn't mean to intrude… but now that you are, it is becoming increasingly more and more difficult to look away!

> Karlach: Save Astarion!

thank the hells you had this barrel of firewine on you to put him out. he'll be fixed up in no time!

==>

OH GOD HOW CAN FIREWINE BE SO FLAMMABLE

> Wyll: Calm down Karlach.

pt. 1

[queerspacepunk]

"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

[bass-alien]

🖤💗🖤

[werewolfdog]

In the sea of ​​faces, you caught my eye. My beauty, my flower blooming among weeds. Red, orange, yellow, green— I’m a legend, Thanos. Look at us in this blue-green, now give me the green light... I like you!

[sanguine-melancholia]

the “vase”

incredible

[klhprints]

This did numbers on tiktok… let’s see how tumblr likes it

[shartzel]

has anyone done this yet

[avephelis]

just troll with it au. because riptide killed my theythemma okay.

[lasborraaaa]

poolverine doing mercenary jobs to pay rent and/or leave al's apartment and on one they find a drug deposit and smoke a fuck ton of weed to try and get absolutely wrecked but their healing factors keep sobering them up so they end up basically emptying a whole fucking warehouse

(now they keep an eye out for them in hope of finding one of something stronger)

[lungthief]

while im just saying things i think klavier would constantly get on emas ass for smoking cigs and be like i would Never smoke im a singer its so bad for my lungs meanwhile he has some fruity flavored emergency vape he hits while hes alone in his dressing room because hes stressed out all the time but hes such a narc that its the only form of substance abuse he’ll allow himself to indulge in

[newtid]

surprise!!! we're starting a new one

I LOVE MAKING PATTERNS I LOVE MAKING PATTERNS

something something don't use these in your art, but you can use these in like profiles or banners with explicit credit. you get the jist, send me a message if you wanna ask something thoug

[indigo-flowers09]

GUYS IM ACTUALLY POSTING ART CLOSER THAN A MONTH+ APART

New smiling friends episode tonight, haven’t seen it yet but i’ll check it out soon and probably rewatch the whole show lol

also

[weskie]

Wesker when his partner insists on raising and keeping an abandoned baby kitten:

not at all inspired by the one i got to baby(cat?)sit 🥺🥺 Fic Directory

He finds the creature repugnant. This is, after all, nature running its course. The mother cat must have abandoned it for a reason.

"Your attempts to nurture it are in vain. The odds of one so young making it are slim." He tells you this several times.

Your persistence amuses him even though the disruptions to care for it become a nuisance.

One day, you convince him to hold it. His hand is far larger than the kitten's body and it has ample room to squirm about, mewing pathetically.

The creature is merely a week old- if that.

On the outside, he is cool and composed- borderline uninterested. On the inside? Maybe it is a tad... endearing.

As the kitten grows, so does its affinity for Wesker.

It loves to pounce his boot and climb up his legs. You always find it so incredibly precious even if he merely removes it and drops it in your lap without a word.

Wesker is the textbook definition of "didn't want the cat but would destroy someone for even looking at it wrong."

You're almost jealous of how much it likes him, though you can't deny the sight of your little fuzzy friend curled up on Albert's lap, purring contently, warms your heart.

You have to hold back your giggles when the highest quality cat trees, toys, treats, and food begin appearing in your home.

He would absolutely never admit it, but Wesker genuinely grows to love the cat.