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to be clear, i don't mean "did you have enough to eat today" (tho you should probably check in on that too).

i mean, are you creatively hungry. writing is a creative, generative act, but you can't make something out of nothing.

revisit an old fandom, listen to a concept album, read some fantastic writing, read some terrible writing, read you own writing, eat.

do you have writer's block, or are you just hungry

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All my homies love boobs and hate the government

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do you have writer's block, or are you just hungry

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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

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in bangkok my mom met a newlywed couple who were on their honeymoon with a third person, their gay best friend that they both like so much they took him along

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having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

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Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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Do you guys have like. AMVs of the mind. Like fanvideos that you have edited in your head for specific media to certain songs and every time you hear the song (or at least sometimes) you think about this nonexistent fanvideo. Used to happen to me a lot in high school and now I still do it sometimes just for fun

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the way my partner talks about my ocd is so hilariously on point. for context, i experience a lot of verbal compulsions (feeling like i Have to Say a Certain Thing to magically fix another) and he just told me. "most of the time it's easy to spot a compulsion cause literally nobody asked"

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always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

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More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

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if anyone has mastered the “telling the truth but making it sound like bullshit” skill, it’s hawke.

you know that’s how he got away with it. some new templar recruit sees his staff and is like “oi! what are you? a mage?” and gazza’s “oh no! you got me! i’m a naughty naughty blood mage i love doing spells and making out with demons, quick serah, take me to the gallows!”

and cullen’s just pinching the bridge of his nose while someone else explains to the recruit that no, hawke’s just like that, as if an apostate would just wander in here and start flirting with everyone get real.

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it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this