#and the fools like babe ur guess is as good as mine who fucking knows

[wyvernwinds]

fitz, actively dying, covered in skill magic, poison worms in his body, losing his memories by the second, can barely even move: fool what are we

[ourloveisforthelovely]

Forever (oneshot)

Harry Potter Marauders Era

Request:  hey i dont know if ur accepting requests but could you may do a one shot of a regulus x reader inspired by drivers license by olivia rodrigo? they dont need ro end up together but i feel like it would be really good!! love ur page <3

Pairings: Regulus Black x Reader 

Rating: T

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I got my driver’s license last week….just like we always talked about…’cause you were so excited for me to finally drive up to your house...but today I drove through the suburbs crying cause you weren’t around

Closing your diary, you didn’t want to look back at the lines that you had just written. Your mind was on Regulus, just as it always was...and there was no stopping it. It had been two months since he started dating some Slytherin pureblood girl and forgot you. Deep down you knew that you should have been surprised. This girl was everything that you weren't (everything that Regulus should have wanted.) She was blonde, beautiful, and of course a pureblood. 

You, on the other hand, was a half blood that was shy. Sure, you were pretty in your own way but you did not stand out compared to her...Regulus started dating the other girl a few months before. In the beginning, he promised nothing would change between the two of you. You were his “favorite” Hufflepuff and he needed you as much as you needed him. Slowly, Regulus began “forgetting” the times that the two of you would hang out. You would find yourself sitting in the library or at the top of the astronomy tower all alone...then came the day when you said hello to him in the hallway and Regulus kept walking. You stood there like a fool looking after him. It didn’t help that his friends took the time to say hello but Regulus couldn’t. After that the two of you hadn’t spoken a word to each other. 

How Regulus seemed so okay that your friendship over was even more confusing. He went through each day as if you simplify were a page in his history that was over and never to be heard from again. If you meant so little to him why did he always tell you that you were priceless and unforgettable? 

I guess I am not so unforgettable after all..

You thought watching him snog his girlfriend for the fourth time of the day. Of the few times that he kissed you, it was always in private and away from potential eyes. Were you that hideous that Regulus had to hide away from?

Your brother Remus and his friends tried to convince you that this was for the best. They tried to remind you of how “toxic” Regulus could be…

“He’s flirted with you for years…”

“Then dropped you like a bad habit.” 

“You’re worth more than that.” 

Of course, they meant well and you knew it but the words were painful to hear. You also knew that Remus, James, Sirius, Peter, and Lily were also tired of hearing you whine about how much that you missed Regulus. They wouldn’t say it but you could see the looks that were exchanged (particularly between Remus and Sirius). You tried to understand their point of view. Sirius and Remus had begged you not to get close to Regulus in the first place. Unfortunately, they didn’t know the boy that you knew. They didn’t know how kind and caring that Regulus could be. He was the boy that you spent hours reading or snuggling with. 

Sundays are the worst…

You had to choke back a tear thinking about how much you hated Sundays now. That was the day that you spent exclusively with Regulus. Whether it was spending the afternoon snuggling by the lake or doing something else...Sundays were your day with Regulus...alone. Now you spent them by yourself. You still went to the lake to read but it wasn’t the same...nothing would ever be the same.

The school year ending was the best thing for you. You were thrilled to go home for summer. Being away from Regulus was the best thing for you. Little did you know how fast the three months would fly by. 

Sitting on the train to go back to Hogwarts, you couldn’t believe it was time to go back. It seemed like you had just gotten home and it was time to leave. You looked up as Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter came running into the compartment that you had saved. Sirius, James, and Peter froze looking at you with wide eyes. 

“What?”

You asked, meeting your brother’s own confused expression. Sirius and James automatically grinned. 

“Look who had a glow up this summer.” 

 James commented as Sirius sat down beside you. 

“You look simply stunning.” 

He commented before leaning closer. 

“Everything about you has changed. You’ve always been lovely but now you're simply stunning.” 

Remus rolled his eyes and sat down. He should have known what it was about. You had “grown up” over summer. It seemed like you had gone to bed a girl and woke up a woman with a full bust and curves. It was no wonder his friends were drooling over you. Remus, however, didn’t want to witness it. 

“Padfoot, Prongs...stop. I don’t want to watch either of you try to get your game on with my sister.” 

Sirius stood up. 

“Fine, I’ll go flirt with her somewhere else. Come on, Y/n. Let’s go find a snack.” 

You shrugged and decided to follow Sirius out. Getting out of the compartment and away from your friends flirting seemed like a good idea. 

“What was  that back there? I thought that you had something going on with my brother?”

You questioned as you walked beside Sirius. He grinned. 

“Come on, I’m a flirt. Remus knows that. I was hoping to talk to you alone to see how you had been doing. Your letters this summer have been a little vague.”

You shrugged. Sirius was right on that one. You weren’t the best with keeping up with your friends over the summer. 

“Sorry...I was busy with my mum. She decided that we are now the best of friends and I was following her all over the place. You know how mums are.” 

Sirius chuckled. 

“Yeah, I know all about those. Lucky for you, your mum is a lot nicer than mine. I wanted to talk to you about something before we arrive at school. Regulus and his hoe broke up.” 

Sirius wasn’t surprised when you frowned. You were silent for a moment before taking a breath. 

“Has he asked about me?”

Sirius nodded. 

“Actually, yes he has. I think the little git...well...bigger git because he’s grown a few inches is feeling a bit moody over how things went with the two of you.” 

“Well, it's his own fault! I wasn’t the one that forgot that my best friend was alive.” 

Sirius nodded as Regulus appeared with Evan and Barty Crouch Jr at his side. 

“Yes, it was his fault. He was prick. Speaking of pricks. There is the king of them and his two stooges.”

You didn’t even turn in the direction that Sirius was looking. 

“Wanna make him feel bad? I’m down for a little fun revenge if you are?”

Sirius commented. Without thinking of what Sirius would do you nodded. Sirius quickly reached out and pulled you into the most awkward kiss that you had ever been a part of. 

“Put your arms around me.”

Sirius muttered before going back to kissing you. You wrapped your arms around his neck thinking to yourself about how this had to feel like kissing your brother. 

Meanwhile, 

Regulus, Barty, and Evan stood with their mouths hanging open. He had been feeling like utter garbage over how he had been treating you. Regulus didn’t even understand how actions. The way that he had been behaving...that wasn’t him. He had thrown away the one girl that seemed to understand him like no other person on the planet for a girl that just wanted to make out with him. Regulus knew that he had to fix things before they reached a point of no return. 

He had been sitting quietly by himself when Barty came running in with Evan behind him squealing about how “hot” you had become over the summer. 

“Reg, you have to come quick! Y/n is a total sight now!” 

Evan commented with a smile. Barty nodded. 

“She has boobs and an ass now... they are amazing!” 

Regulus had thrown down the book that he was holding and like any 15 year old boy he wanted to go have a look. Sure enough, there you stood with his brother chatting away. He felt his mouth drop looking at you. You had changed and now Regulus was really kicking himself. 

The moment that Sirius pulled you into a kiss, the brooding jealousy in Regulus sprung forward. The one good thing that Regulus could say about witnessing this disgusting kiss was you seemed totally caught off guard.

Don’t kiss him, sweetheart...I love…

When your arms wrapped around Sirius’ shoulders, whatever hope that Regulus had fell apart. He found himself staring at the two of you with an opened mouth and breaking heart…

But I still fucking love you, babe

Regulus did love you. Now he knew it. There had always been something inside of him that knew you were it for him. You were the girl that he wanted to spend his time with and devote himself to. Now it was ruined...you were kissing Sirius and Regulus would never have a shot…

Sirius let your face go enough to turn and look at Regulus. He gave you a dark scowl before turning and storming off in the opposite direction. 

“Jealous little shit if you ask me.” 

Sirius said with a grin.

“Come on, hot lips.” 

The rest of the evening was a typical first night back at Hogwarts. From your place at the Hufflepuff you could see Regulus at the Slytherin table. He sat looking angrily down at the plate in front of him. If he was jealous then you wanted to welcome him to your world. 

Walking back toward the Hufflepuff common room, you froze the moment Regulus stepped out from behind a pillar. 

“Hi, Y/n.” 

You crossed your arms over your chest. 

“So you do remember my name?” 

Regulus sighed. 

“I deserve that.” 

“Yes, you do.” 

You commented before turning and walking in the opposite direction. Where you were going, you had no idea. Regulus quickly walked after you. 

“So you like kissing my brother now? I never thought that you would be one of those girls.” 

You didn’t stop walking until Regulus reached out and stopped you physically. 

“I can kiss whomever I want. Clearly, you have the same right so go snog whatever her name was why don’t you, hot lips.”

Regulus was surprised by your comment. You never sassed him. 

“She and I broke up. It didn’t work out.”

“I’m sure it's hard to do any communication with someone’s tongue down your throat.” 

Regulus rolled his eyes. You were angry at him and he understood it. What kind of friend was he to forget about you? Clearly a horrible one…

“You were making out with my brother.” 

“I didn’t want to. He kissed me to make you jealous.” 

Regulus looked down at his feet. 

“Well, he did.” 

You sighed. 

“I’m sorry to hear about that...I don’t understand why it really matters to you anyway. I am just some pathetic Hufflepuff. There are plenty of other girls that I am sure would be a lot better…”

“I don’t give a damn about the other girls! Can you stop being so petty? I’m trying to apologize to you.” 

You weren’t about to back down. It was time for Regulus to see just how much you had been hurt over the past six months. 

“So you think that an apology is going to be enough to give you free reign over my emotions again? When some other girl gives you a chance because you are handsome, like your brother, you’ll forget me again. I’m not a doormat for you.” 

Regulus reached out and took your hands in his. 

“Darling, I’m not going to use you as a doormat...please...one chance...that’s all that I’m asking. I’m a stupid boy...a typical useless man.”

Regulus was silent for a moment. 

“I’ll just be going...I get it. I do love you, Y/n….I’m just shit at showing love and you should know that by now.” 

You watched as Regulus turned to walk away. Automatically, you smacked yourself in the head. Of course, Regulus didn’t know how to show love. Your knowledge of his parents and upbringing hit you like a loaded freight train rushing down a hill. Regulus probably thought what he was doing was just normal. He didn’t realize just how much he had hurt you. Had he been raised by proper parents maybe he would have known the difference. 

“Regulus! Wait!”

He stopped walking but didn’t turn to face you. 

“Yes?”

You quickly rushed forward and jumped in front of him. 

“You said you were sorry…”

He nodded. Regulus was internally hating everything about himself. He hated his parents for never showing him love. Had he had actual loving parents maybe he would know how to treat a woman properly and you would want to love him in return. Regulus hated Sirius for getting “love” from other girls and Remus. While Regulus had no affection for Remus Lupin, Sirius had a constant source of affection while Regulus had nothing. 

“That’s what I said.” 

You reached out and took his hands back into yours. 

“I’m sorry too. I didn’t want to kiss Sirius. I honestly felt like I was kissing my own brother...as messed up as that sounds. I’ve missed you and I’m willing to work on fixing things if you are.”

Regulus finally smiled. 

“I won’t fuck up again. It's forever this time.”

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alphabet & soft questions ✨

I was tagged by my bb’s @prksjmiin (alphabet ask) and @joonieblossoms (soft ask) and i didn’t want to make two separate posts so im gonna apologize in advance bc i decided to stick both posts together :’) dkdkkdkd yall aint gotta read everything but if u do ily and im sorry i write novels on novels dlfksdkf

i’ll tag @koyasdad, @1ovegf, @joonlit, @sleepyyyoongs, @constellationstars and @capgi 💘

honestly feel free to do either one or both or none if u want dkkdkdkd i just wanted to tag u guys bc ily

Alphabet ask:

a // age: 21

b // birthplace: new jersey!

c // current time: 1:17 am

d // drink you had last: coffee

e // easiest person to talk to: my brother when he isnt being an absolute fool

f // favorite songs: 

aint it fun - paramore

trivia love 

honey - kehlani

abbey - mitski

moonlight - ariana grande

g // grossest memory: i was in the city one time and a bird shit on my forehead. i think about it at least twice a week 

h // horror yes or horror no:  H O R R O R   Y E S   B A B E E E Y Y Y Y Y Y Y im the absolute worst person i’ll dead ass watch a scary movie/video or read horror stories by myself just bc. 

i // in love: with my whole ass soulmate namjoon. i luv u string bean man

j // jealous of people: im not even gonna try to lie i am a very jealous person and i am so sorry about it but i really cant help it lmfao. blame my scorpio venus i guess

k // kids of your own someday: when i say i have been thinking about this everyday.........! i wanna have it all i want the kids the white picket fence the dream house everything. i cant wait to be a mommy one day and love n support my bb’s :’)

l // love at first sight or should i walk by again: we a whole ass fool on main and believe in love at first sight!!!! i really do believe soulmates are a true thing and if a love is destined to be across an infinite span of lifetimes and universes then it will always find its way back. when you know, you know, and i genuinely believe that. 

m // middle name: padilla

n // number of siblings: 1 older brother, 1 half brother (older), and 1 half sister (older)

o // one wish: to find true love

p // person you last called: my manager bc i had a work question lol

q // question you’re always asked: “why are you like this” (usually friends @ me when i wild out...which is like everyday), “are you mad?”, “how old are you REALLY?”, “how’s your brother?” (bc he ghosts all family n i have to speak on his behalf like always fsdfjksdf)

r // random fact about you: i once used a horrible bootleg copy of the force awakens to make a star wars crack video dubbing the part in shrek when he first meets donkey over the scene when rey first met bb-8 and it went viral and has like 200,000 notes and even had articles written about it. also i had a weird fascination with jar jar binks and danny devito when i was in high school and i had a habit of making either one of them my icon on school accounts so i could make people laugh when they emailed me or saw me in a word document skfkkkfkf

s // song you last sang: “abbey” by mitski :’(

t // time you woke up: exactly 10 this morning and it was weird bc i picked up my phone and it had JUST turned 10 when i looked i was so shook lol 

u // underwear colour: she be black 

v // vacation destination: paris bc im a basic bitch :’) also japan/all asian countries. i wanna connect with my roots more :/

w // worst habit: yeeting the fuck outta people’s lives when i think they’re getting too close/when i get overwhelmed. im sorry im a flighty bitch @ anyone i’ve ever ghosted :( i love anyone who’s ever tried to talk to me and its never ur fault, i just get the urge to escape sometimes and i’m trying to fix it 

x // x-rays: omg @ tori dead ass me too tho, i had x-rays when i broke my arm when i was around 6 :o

y // your favorite food: my mom’s spaghetti! and sushi. also i love any and all filipino food but specifically i like nilaga and kare-kare oooo baby

z // zodiac sign: we’re a proud libra sun 

Soft ask:

What’s the smell of your shampoo?

we got them fruity scents up in here we keep that shit smellin like a goddamn strawberry field take a fuckin whiff babes

What’s your aesthetic?

the moon and stars, soft pink and purple sunsets with a burning red on the horizon, sunrises as well, paintings and generally all art revolving around flowers and the celestial, pretty pastel pink and yellow, the sound and smell of rain falling against the window while being curled up in bed uwu 

What’s your favorite time of the day and why?

lately it’s been night time. i generally get more creative and feel more at home during the night. i miss being a morning person tho. 

What do you most like about the beach?

not a lot fklsjdjfkslkdflksdlkf i usually only go to get a tan and walk the boardwalk with my friends, but if i had it my way i would never step foot in the ocean for the rest of my life sdjdjdjdjsj we dont trust her!!!!!!!!!

What do you worry about constantly?

when i’m gonna figure out what i wanna do with my life lol. i took a year off to think about it but all i ended up doing was working myself to exhaustion and getting comfy in a work only mindset and now i’m only even more confused about what i want to pursue. i’m just glad im going to chicago next week because i feel like a change of setting for even just a week could give me a much needed reset on my mindset going into the next year. i worry about the future but the problem is i worry about the present too lol. oh well, we’ll figure it out!

What is a song you’ve cried to before?

oh boy...

trivia love

moonchild

first love

she used to be mine - waitress soundtrack

20 something - sza

26 - paramore

the letter - kehlani

landslide - fleetwood mac

when you see my friends - mayday parade

and many........many many more...... skskskks music is my main emotional outlet so naturally im gonna cry over anything that reflects my heart

What are some relaxing tips for your followers?

as The World’s Number One Most Stressed Out Human Being™️ i am definitely in no way fit to give advice on how to relax LMFAO 

but i guess something that always works for me is putting on music i KNOW will make me sing a long or make me happy to distract me from the nerves i’m feeling. also putting on my favorite comfort movies to make me feel better (they’re big fish, scott pilgrim vs the world, and spirited away btw lol)

 What are some things that make you tear up?

the ending of coco, seeing my mom cry, or anyone i love cry tbh, when children are neglected/abused, thinking about the world i’ll have to bring my future children into and how i’m going to be able to teach them to stay strong and bright in the face of it, lyrics that hit too close to home, absolutely anything tbh i cry easy

What is your favorite from each sense?

sight - the view of my cherry blossom tree against a pink sunset in the spring of my childhood home, a person’s eyes and how they light up when they smile, especially when they crinkle as they laugh

smell - the earth after rain, a forest in autumn

taste - my mom’s cooking, good coffee on an early morning

sound - beautiful melodies and harmonies to accompany them, a baby cooing, birds chirping at sunrise

touch - my pillow when its nice and cool, a cat’s tummy, a baby’s cheeks, fingers running through my hair

What is an alternative reality you’d like to live in?

one where im married to namjoon n we have a lot of smart musical prodigy babies who have his dopey smile and i live comfortably in our big ass home in korea where i raise our babies n get that good pipe down every night like i should

jk i wanna live in a reality where magic is real and i can cast spells and live my best life as the true witch that i am

What are some troubles you face on a daily basis?

for starters im ugly as shit so theres one

if we mean practically then i have really bad knees and i recently busted them again so its been really hard getting up and down stairs lately and bending over 

but idk theres not really much. emotionally i just tend to get withdrawn and timid in public so it can be hard for me to speak up when i go out

What is one scene from a book that makes you really sad?

unfortunately i haven’t read as many books lately as i did when i was younger...so a lot of my memories are from books that i read like as a kid lol......THAT BEING SAID i think rue and finnick’s death in the hunger games was truly heartbreaking to read, the spine of my copies of both books have cracks on those pages bc i had to read it several times just to really believe it. also i thought it was written so heart wrenchingly well that i had to go back.  also in looking for alaska when pudge, a man who loved to know people’s last words, realized that he would never know alaska’s last words. im also really thankful for that book bc it introduced me to wh auden’s poetry and to this day he’s still one of my favorite poets of all time.  

Say something to your followers:

thank you thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU for following me and for some reason deciding to stay after how many times i act up on the daily. all jokes aside i really appreciate every single one of you no matter the number and i sincerely hope that you always have love and joy in your heart and that 2019 treats you well. i HONESTLY mean it when i say that i am always here if you guys want to talk or send me things or roast me or talk shit seriously i wanna hear it all and talk about it all i think all of you are so interesting and so beautiful and i’d love to get to know more about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS! yeet!

[boku-no-family]

2000 Followers Event Prompts

Please send me either of the following

→ Letter + Prompt Number + Character [e.g. B + 3 + Shouto]

→ Prompt + Character [e.g.  „I heard you crying loud.“ – „You’ve been thinking about ditching me.“ + Bakugou]

The character limit is one, I’m going to make it a reader insert. I’m trying to keep it gender neutral if you want a female or a male reader please add it to your ask. I’m willing to write for ships as well, you only need to tell me. I assume you guys all read my rules ;) but I’m still not writing for the teachers. 

Enjoy ✨

Lots of love❤ Lin

P.s.: If you’ve got any questions ask me anytime!😊

A

„You ain’t no lady but you’ve sure got taste in men.“ – „But I’ve been told by friends of mine you’re someone I can trust.“ (AC/DC - Carry Me Home)

„You say you want the truth, but you can’t take it. So I give you lies.“ – „I won’t apologize to you anymore. Cause I’m a grown-ass man.“ (Adam Lambert – There I Said it)

„Everybody loves the things you do. From the way you talk to the way you move“ - „My God, this reminds me. Of when we were young.“  (Adele – When we Were Young)

„I don’t want to hurt you but I need to breathe!“ -  „At the end of it all, you’re still my best friend.“  (Alex Clare – Too Close)

„I’m getting sick of your bullshit attitude.“ – „Do you want me. Or do you want me dead?“ (All Time Low – Do You Want Me (Dead)?)

„Tell me how am I supposed to breathe. When losing you is choking me?“ – „I still remember that empty look left on your face.“ (The All-American Rejects – Heartbeat Slowing Down)

„I’m so into you, I can barely breathe.“ – „A little bit dangerous, but, baby, that’s how I want it.“ (Ariana Grande – Into You)

„I want to show you who I really am.“ – „I wanna get to know you, talk all night.“ (Aura Dione – Masterpiece)

B

„Add on that I’m a coward. Too scared to return your calls.“ – „Despite how silly it sounds. You’re bigger. Than me.“ (Backstreet Boys – Bigger)

„And you said you always had my back.“ – „I don’t wanna hear you talk about it anymore.“ (Bastille – Bad Blood)

„Who the fuck do you think I am?“ – „And keep your money, I’ve got my own.“ (Beyoncé – Don’t Hurt Yourself)

„I really want you to really want me, but I really don’t know if you can do that.“ – „And you’re listening to the sound of my breaking heart.“ – (James Blunt – I Really Want You)

„For the love of god, will you bite your tongue.“ – „I think it’s time you knew the truth.“ – (Bring Me The Horizon – Go To Hell, For Heaven’s Sake.)

„Don’t believe me just watch.“ – „Gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty.“ (Bruno Mars – Uptown Funk)

„Don’t try and heal me when I’m broken.“ – „This might be hard to hear.“ (Bullet For My Valentine – Broken)

C

„It’s way too soon, I know this isn’t love.“ – „But I need to tell you something.“ (Carly Rae Jepsen – Really Like You)

„I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes.“ – „Let me take another selfie.“ (The Chainsmokers - #Selfie)

„Don’t you ever say I just walked away.“ – „I will always want you.“ (Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball)

D

„There are so many things that I don’t understand.“ – „I’ve been, for sometime, looking for someone.“ (Daft Punk  - Within)

„Leave him alone, let him go!“ – „Only you can stop the pain.“ (David Guetta – Used To Be The One)

„Can’t you act your age“ - „It’s not my fault you’ll never be happy.“ (A Day To Remember – Best Of Me)

„And all that I want is forgiveness one more time.“ – „To be the best in the world.“ (Disturbed – Just Stop)

E

„Maybe you could swing by my room around 10:00.“ – „Don’t fuck with my love.“ (Ed Sheeran – Don’t)

„You shoot me once, you shoot me twice.“ – „Let me show you what I’m talking about.“ (Enrique Iglesias)

„I’m on my own.“ – „I think I’m falling and there’s no return.“ (Enter Shikari – One True Colour)

F

„I’m just a notch in your bedpost.“ – „I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear.“ (Fall Out Boy – We’re Going Down)

“Everyone knows I'm in over my head,  with eight seconds left in overtime” –  “She's on your mind" (The Fray – Over my Head (Cable Car)) 

G

„All that I remember is that you had me at hello.“ – „What happened? Did it happen? Last night.“ (Good Charlotte – Last Night)

„I heard you crying loud.“ – „You’ve been thinking about ditching me.“ (Green Day – When I come around)

H

„Baby just don’t close your heart.“ – „It’s all going wrong.“ (HIM – Don’t close your Heart)

I

Come with me and we will run away.“ – „I am all you adore, lately.“ (Imagine Dragons – Hear Me)

J

„If you don’t want me to leave then don’t push me away.“ – „I’m gonna stay.“ (James Morrison – Dont Wanna Love Me)

„How much I adore those pretty eyes of yours.“ – „Can you love me for a lifetime or just one night.“ (Jennifer Lopez – Baby I Love You)

„I’m gonna be good so tell me that you’re gonna be good too.“ – „I’m gonna treat you right.“ (Jonas Brothers – BB Good)

„'Cause I’m missing more than just your body.“ – „I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice.“ (Justin Bieber – Sorry)

„Beautiful smile with those sad eyes.“ – „I don’t know why you’d leave me alone.“ (Justin Timberlake – Amnesia)

“ Damn you hold me just how I like it” –  “ I never thought that I would see you again” (Jessie J  –  Real Deal)

K

„You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal.“ – „You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal.“ (Katy Perry – Ur So Gay)

„Never thought that you would be the one.“ – „Maybe you shouldn’t Kiss ‘n’ tell.“ (Ke$ha – Kiss N Tell)

L

„I just want you alone“ - „It wasn’t love, it wasn’t love.“ (Lady Gaga – Perfect Illusion)

„You say that you are proud of me.“ – „You’re not the one that you pretend to be.“ (Linkin Park – Pretend To Be)

„Forget that boy, I’m over it.“ – „Guess I should say thank you.“ (Little Mix – Shout Out To My Ex)

M

When I’m without you. I’m so insecure.“ – „Don’t let nobody touch it. Unless that somebody’s me.“ (Maroon 5 – Sugar)

„I have the loves of many men. But I don’t love any of them.“  - „Why do you cheat on me?“ (Metallica – Cheat On Me)

„I got a bulletproof heart.“ – „Let me be the one to save you.“ (My Chemical Romance – Bulletproof Heart)

N

„And my heart feels a fool.“ – „Can’t stop thinking of you, cause I’m so jealous, baby.“ ( New Kids on the Block – Jealous)

“What do I see in you?” – “Maybe I'm addicted to all the things you do” (Nicki Minaj – Grand Piano)   

“Pills n potions were overdosing” – “I'm angry but I still love you” (Nicki Minaj – Pills and Potions) 

O

„I can only be myself.“ – „I’ll never forget you.“ (Olly Murs – Tryna change me)

„But you confuse me.“ – „I said babe do you want to take it fast or slow?.“(OneRepublic – The Less I Know)

P

„Do I look lonely?“ – „Am I the best you’ve ever had?“ (Panic! At The Disco – Death of a Bachelor)

„Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back.“ – „I cannot take any more.“ (P!nk – Stupid Girls)

„I know you like me.“ – „Let’s keep it friendly.“ (The Pussycat Dolls – Don’t Cha)

„Hate is a strong word.“ – „Thought you thought that I was worth it.“ (Plain White T’s –Hate Really Don’t Like You)

Q

„The Show must go on.“ – „Inside my heart is breaking.“ (Queen – The Show Must Go On)

R

„I forgot your birthday.“ – „I’m a mess.“ (The Rasmus – I’m A Mess)

„But we haven’t kissed for four days.“ – „If we go down, we’re going down together.“ (Robin Schulz – Titanic)

„I’m no good without you.“ – „Just love me.“ (Rihanna – Love On The Brain)

„Why are you not afraid?“ – „I have learned to stand up and just to walk away.“ (Rise Against – Beautiful Indifference)

„Come in and close the door.“ – „But now you know me so you know that I’d be lying.“ (Robbie Williams – Motherfucker)

S

„You say I’m crazy.“ – „I know I’m not the only one.“ (Sam Smith – Not The Only One)

„Why do you say things. If you do not mean them.“ – „And now I can’t sleep.“ (Shakira – Cut Me Deep)

„I’m talking to myself.“ – „Forgot what I just said.“ (Sum 41 – All Messed Up)

T

„You look like my next mistake.“ – „'Cause, darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.“ (Taylor Swift – Blank Space)

„I never sleep.“ – „I wish I knew what it was like.“ (Three Days Grace – I Am Machine)

„I am not as fine as I seem, pardon.“ – „The game is not played alone.“ (Twenty One Pilots – Migraine)

U

„I swear to tell the truth.“ – „But I guess my love wasn’t good enough.“ (Usher – Guilty)

V

„Did you say the thing you wanted?“ – „Have you ever felt in love?“ (Volbeat – Goodbye Forever)

W

„You’re only looking for attention.“ – „What do you expect now?“ (The Weeknd – Attention)

„Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me?“ – „And he doesn’t give a damn about me.“ (Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag)

Z

„I’d love to wake up next to you.“ – „So we’ll piss off the neighbors.“ (Zayn Malik – Pillowtalk)

“I know that we were made to break” –   “So what? I don't mind” (Zedd  –  Stay the Night) 

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Janis & Jimmy

Janis: Can we talk? Jimmy: Meant to be my line I thought Jimmy: In your text you said Janis: I know, my bad Janis: Can you be ready to talk now, I guess Jimmy: Depends what you wanna say Janis: Okay, shit Janis: not thought that far ahead Janis: sorry, obviously Jimmy: Alright Janis: It ain't though Janis: it wasn't Jimmy: It's words Jimmy: Same as what I did Jimmy: Not enough and too much, like Jimmy: Nowt more than can be said probably Janis: Nah, that's not true Janis: it's not just words Janis: but I don't know where to begin with showing you I'm sorry, tell me and I will Jimmy: I can't tell you anything else Jimmy: That's what fucked it all up Janis: No, that was me Janis: I did that Janis: it wasn't what you said, that's not what's wrong here Jimmy: What then? Jimmy: You fancied a run Janis: I was just scared Janis: but that's not your fault Janis: and it's fucked you got caught in that mess Jimmy: You think I wasn't scared to finally say it out loud? Jimmy: I'm always scared Janis: I know Janis: just less scared on this one Janis: not much of a victory but Jimmy: Don't remember accepting that challenge as well Jimmy: You think you know, but you don't, you can't get it or you wouldn't have disappeared on me like that Janis: No, I know I don't Janis: I can't explain why I did it Janis: I knew it'd hurt but I thought it'd save more in the long run but I still regretted it, straight away, whilst I was doing it Jimmy: That's not your choice to make Jimmy: I put myself out there for you 'cause it hurt more being fake Jimmy: I love you if you do or not and that's for me to deal with Janis: I do Janis: I know I fucked up, on every level I could Janis: it was on me for reckoning I could punish myself and you wouldn't be hurt too Jimmy: I know Jimmy: I don't need to hear it to be told. Not that much of a dickhead Jimmy: But if you can't trust me it doesn't fucking matter Janis: I do trust you, have for ages Janis: It's me I've got the issue with Jimmy: Not when you were scared Jimmy: You could've just told me I freaked you out Janis: I thought that'd be worse Janis: at the time Janis: obviously looking back, like Jimmy: We've talked about heavier stuff Janis: but all I wanted to say, meant to say Janis: was it back Janis: but then I couldn't so what else could I? Jimmy: I didn't say it to get it back Jimmy: I just wanted you to know before you left Jimmy: 'Cause I've wanted to say it for ages, and didn't. Couldn't Janis: I know but Janis: fuck, it just made me feel like i was back at the begining again, square 1 Janis: 'cos who can't just fucking say three words, jesus Jimmy: Me. Plenty of times Jimmy: Didn't have to take me with you to square 1 with you, like Janis: I'm stupid Janis: and a dick Janis: long and short of it Jimmy: Same Janis: No you're not Janis: you're surprisingly normal all things considered Jimmy: Alright, but so are you for someone with 10 siblings who lives in trackies Janis: You still reckon Janis: really Jimmy: Can't turn it off Jimmy: I've tried, mate, I really have Janis: oh Janis: you want to Jimmy: If you're gonna fuck off again then Janis: thought about it, won't lie Janis: but i got some pretty resounding nahs and solid advice otherwise so Jimmy: Too late for me to add one? Janis: not to diss the others but Janis: only one that really matters, like Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: Stay about Janis: Done Janis: anything else? Jimmy: Depends where you are Janis: Dunno if Grace's pity socials fooled you, but my social life isn't all that wild rn Janis: my bedroom's never been so familiar, like Jimmy: Come and find me and I'll know it's not just words, won't I Janis: serious? Janis: alright Janis: i look how i feel and that's fair warning Janis: give you a chance to do the runner though Jimmy: Funny Jimmy: Unless you went to a piss poor Spanish surgeon you still look like you Jimmy: that's all I'm bothered about Janis: I didn't go that ham with the ✂ Janis: tempting as it is to distance myself from the bitch #idontknowher Jimmy: Good Jimmy: It's more tempting for me to never let you leave #whichsoundedlesscreepyinmyhead Janis: 😂 Janis: it's cool, i like it Janis: and i don't want to Jimmy: I don't want to have to miss you like that again Janis: I can't promise you that you won't have to ever again Janis: and it's just words, yeah? Janis: but watch me show up every day, hold me to it Jimmy: I will Jimmy: Twix too Janis: 'course Janis: know she misses me Jimmy: Unbearably Jimmy: Been getting on the table for the good acoustics to howl Jimmy: Tempted to join her but don't have the lungs Jimmy: #antismokingad Janis: awh Janis: poor baby Jimmy: 💔's a bitch. I told her Jimmy: Didn't wanna listen Janis: I can imagine the side-eye Janis: I'd let her know it was my bad but don't wanna break it anew, like Jimmy: Yeah, quality it was Jimmy: She'll probably just run. Lot of that going about Janis: Ow but fair Janis: get her on that short leash like Jimmy: You and her both Jimmy: 😂 Janis: Steady 😏 Jimmy: Sorry Jimmy: But like, not Janis: I missed you Jimmy: One time it probably shouldn't be a competition, but fuck it, I missed you more Jimmy: 😏 Janis: Nah Jimmy: You reckon you can beat me when you haven't yet? Janis: You reckon Imma play SO nice that you can just have it? Jimmy: 🤞 Janis: Still me, babe Janis: said you wanted that Jimmy: Not THAT mad about it Janis: Good Janis: wouldn't be you if you weren't a LITTLE bit still Jimmy: 😎 Janis: if you're rocking yours i get to wear mine Jimmy: I'll take as many layers off you as you want Janis: damn Janis: okay Jimmy: Just words again like but Janis: awkward Janis: don't wanna have to tell everyone ur a cocktease but Jimmy: Come here to me then Jimmy: I'm at work but I suddenly feel the need to go home sick Janis: okay Janis: i'll keep enough distance that it's not any more obvious to poor old manager mark Janis: the glass front ain't hiding no thang Jimmy: I couldn't care less now Jimmy: I've gone too long without getting to see you Janis: I feel it Janis: can go back to the barn, make up for lost time Jimmy: Good thing I'm so well practiced at not being spotted 'cause yeah Janis: Well Janis: give you chance to work on it, mate Jimmy: Challenge accepted Jimmy: I'll show you 💪🏆 Janis: Just me tho Janis: that's the challenge 😘 Jimmy: Done Janis: been walking and talking Janis: there in five Jimmy: Good Jimmy: Been enough waiting Janis: all your nan fans gonna have to wait Janis: soz brenda 🤷 Jimmy: She'll be fuming Janis: you've handled worse Jimmy: Yep Jimmy: Practiced at dealing with the fans now too Janis: good Janis: 'cos i'm #1, naturally Jimmy: 💕

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LYRIC PROMPTS

Some Prompts that are lyrics from very cute and lovely songs. There are always two lines. One for Person A and one for Person B.

A

 „You ain't no lady but you've sure got taste in men.“ – „But I've been told by friends of mine you're someone I can trust.“ (AC/DC - Carry Me Home)

„You say you want the truth, but you can't take it. So I give you lies.“ – „I won't apologize to you anymore. Cause I'm a grown-ass man.“ (Adam Lambert – There I Said it)

„Everybody loves the things you do. From the way you talk to the way you move“ - „My God, this reminds me. Of when we were young.“  (Adele – When we Were Young)

„I don't want to hurt you but I need to breathe!“ -  „At the end of it all, you're still my best friend.“  (Alex Clare – Too Close)

„I'm getting sick of your bullshit attitude.“ – „Do you want me. Or do you want me dead?“  (All Time Low – Do You Want Me (Dead)?)

„Tell me how am I supposed to breathe. When losing you is choking me?“ – „I still remember that empty look left on your face.“ (The All-American Rejects – Heartbeat Slowing Down)

 „I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.“ – „A little bit dangerous, but, baby, that's how I want it.“ (Ariana Grande – Into You)

„I want to show you who I really am.“ – „I wanna get to know you, talk all night.“ (Aura Dione – Masterpiece)

„Now don't you tell me to leave you alone.“ – „I want you to touch me.“ (Avicii – Touch Me)

„I don’t like your girlfriend!“ – „I think we should get together now.“ (Avril Lavigne – Girlfriend)

B

„Add on that I'm a coward. Too scared to return your calls.“ – „Despite how silly it sounds. You're bigger. Than me.“ (Backstreet Boys – Bigger)

„And you said you always had my back.“ – „I don’t wanna hear you talk about it anymore.“ (Bastille – Bad Blood)

„Who the fuck do you think I am?“ – „And keep your money, I've got my own.“ (Beyoncé – Don’t Hurt Yourself)

„And I'm too fucked up.“ – „But I know I'll never be that cool.“ (Blink 182 – Apple Shampoo)

„They don't think you're all that cool. They like you for your step-dad's pool.“ – „Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see.“ – (Bloodhound Gang – Uncool As Me)

„I really want you to really want me, but I really don't know if you can do that.“ – „And you're listening to the sound of my breaking heart.“ – (James Blunt – I Really Want You)

„For the love of god, will you bite your tongue.“ – „I think it's time you knew the truth.“ – (Bring Me The Horizon – Go To Hell, For Heaven’s Sake.)

„My mouth is shut, my lips are sealed.“ – „I should have turned and walked away.“ (Billy Talent – The Crutch)

„Don't believe me just watch.“ – „Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty.“ (Bruno Mars – Uptown Funk)

„Don't try and heal me when I'm broken.“ – „This might be hard to hear.“ (Bullet For My Valentine – Broken)

C

„It's way too soon, I know this isn't love.“ – „But I need to tell you something.“ (Carly Rae Jepsen – Really Like You)

„I've been waiting all night long to know your name.“ – „You've been so cold.“ (Chris Brown – I’ll call ya)

„I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes.“ – „Let me take another selfie.“ (The Chainsmokers - #Selfie)

„Don't you ever say I just walked away.“ – „I will always want you.“ (Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball)

D

 „There are so many things that I don't understand.“ – „I've been, for sometime, looking for someone.“ (Daft Punk  - Within)

„Leave him alone, let him go!“ – „Only you can stop the pain.“ (David Guetta – Used To Be The One)

„Can't you act your age“ - „It's not my fault you'll never be happy.“  (A Day To Remember – Best Of Me)

„And all that I want is forgiveness one more time.“ – „To be the best in the world.“ (Disturbed – Just Stop)

E

„Maybe you could swing by my room around 10:00.“ – „Don’t fuck with my love.“ (Ed Sheeran – Don’t)

„You shoot me once, you shoot me twice.“ – „Let me show you what I'm talking about.“ (Enrique Iglesias)

„I'm on my own.“ – „I think I'm falling and there's no return.“ (Enter Shikari – One True Colour)

F

„I'm just a notch in your bedpost.“ – „I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear.“ (Fall Out Boy – We’re Going Down)

G

„All that I remember is that you had me at hello.“ – „What happened? Did it happen? Last night.“ (Good Charlotte – Last Night)

„I heard you crying loud.“ – „You’ve been thinking about ditching me.“ (Green Day – When i come around)

„
It’s a mystery how you sleep at night.“ – „
I give you so many chances, but you screw them all up.“ (Gossip – I Won’t Play)

H

„Baby just don't close your heart.“ – „It's all going wrong.“ (HIM – Don’t close your Heart)

I

Come with me and we will run away.“ – „I am all you adore, lately.“ (Imagine Dragons – Hear Me)

J

„If you don't want me to leave then don't push me away.“ – „I'm gonna stay.“ (James Morrison – Dont Wanna Love Me)

„How much I adore those pretty eyes of yours.“ – „Can you love me for a lifetime or just one night.“ (Jennifer Lopez – Baby I Love You)

„I'm gonna be be good so tell me that you're gonna be good too.“ – „I'm gonna treat you right.“ (Jonas Brothers – BB Good)

„'Cause I'm missing more than just your body.“ – „I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice.“ (Justin Bieber – Sorry)

„Beautiful smile with those sad eyes.“ – „I don't know why you'd leave me alone.“ (Justin Timberlake – Amnesia)

K

„You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal.“ – „You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal.“ (Katy Perry – Ur So Gay)

„Never thought that you would be the one.“ – „Maybe you shouldn't Kiss 'n' tell.“ (Ke$ha – Kiss N Tell)

„Taking me higher than I've ever been before.“ – „You're just another day that keeps me breathing.“ (Kiesza – Hideaway)

L

„I just want you alone“ - „It wasn't love, it wasn't love.“ (Lady Gaga – Perfect Illusion)

„You say that you are proud of me.“ – „You’re not the one that you pretend to be.“ (Linkin Park – Pretend To Be)

„Forget that boy, I'm over it.“ – „Guess I should say thank you.“ (Little Mix – Shout Out To My Ex)

M

When I'm without you. I'm so insecure.“ – „Don't let nobody touch it. Unless that somebody's me.“ (Maroon 5 – Sugar)

„I have the loves of many men. But I don’t love any of them.“  - „Why do you cheat on me?“ (Metallica – Cheat On Me)

„I got a bulletproof heart.“ – „Let me be the one to save you.“ (My Chemical Romance – Bulletproof Heart)

N

„And my heart feels a fool.“ – „Can't stop thinking of you, cause I'm so jealous, baby.“ ( New Kids on the Block – Jealous)

O

„Counted all my mistakes and there's only one.“ – „Yeah, it took me some time, but I figured out.“ (One Direction – Where do Broken Hearts Go?)

„I can only be myself.“ – „I'll never forget you.“ (Olly Murs – Tryna change me)

„But you confuse me.“ – „I said babe do you want to take it fast or slow?.“ (OneRepublic – The Less I Know)

P

„Do I look lonely?“ – „Am I the best you've ever had?“ (Panic! At The Disco – Death of a Bachelor)

 „Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back.“ – „I cannot take any more.“ (P!nk – Stupid Girls)

„I know you like me.“ – „Let's keep it friendly.“ (The Pussycat Dolls – Don’t Cha)

„Hate is a strong word.“ – „Thought you thought that I was worth it.“ (Plain White T’s –Hate Really Don’t Like You)

Q

 „The Show must go on.“ – „Inside my heart is breaking.“ (Queen – The Show Must Go On)

R

„I forgot your birthday.“ – „I'm a mess.“ (The Rasmus – I’m A Mess)

„Show me what it is you believe in.“ – „Do you want to get up early in the morning?“ (Red Hot Chili Peppers – We Turn Red)

„Tell me why don't you bring me flowers?“ – „Tell me why don't you notice me?“ (Roxette – Why Don’t You Bring Me Flowers?)

„But we haven’t kissed for four days.“ – „If we go down, we’re going down together.“ (Robin Schulz – Titanic)

„I'm no good without you.“ – „Just love me.“ (Rihanna – Love On The Brain)

„Why are you not afraid?“ – „I have learned to stand up and just to walk away.“ (Rise Against – Beautiful Indifference)

„Come in and close the door.“ – „But now you know me so you know that I'd be lying.“ (Robbie Williams – Motherfucker)

S

„You say I'm crazy.“ – „I know I'm not the only one.“ (Sam Smith – Not The Only One)

„Why do you say things. If you do not mean them.“ – „And now i can’t sleep.“ (Shakira – Cut Me Deep)

„I found a note with another name.“ -  „I can't bite my tongue forever.“ (Simple Plan – Your Love Is A Lie)

„I'm talking to myself.“ – „Forgot what I just said.“ (Sum 41 – All Messed Up)

„I can break your heart.“ – „you think you are to good for anyone.“ (Sunrise Avenue – I Can Break Your Heart)

 T

„You look like my next mistake.“ – „'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.“ (Taylor Swift – Blank Space)

„I never sleep.“ – „I wish I knew what it was like.“ (Three Days Grace – I Am Machine)

„I am not as fine as I seem, pardon.“ – „The game is not played alone.“ (Twenty One Pilots – Migraine)

U

„I swear to tell the truth.“ – „But I guess my love wasn't good enough.“ (Usher – Guilty)

V

„Did you say the thing you wanted?“ – „Have you ever felt in love?“ (Volbeat – Goodbye Forever)

W

„You're only looking for attention.“ – „What do you expect now?“ (The Weeknd – Attention)

„Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me?“ – „And he doesn't give a damn about me.“ (Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag)

Z

„I'd love to wake up next to you.“ – „So we'll piss off the neighbours.“ (Zayn Malik – Pillowtalk)

#

„What happened to just messing around?“ „I’ll break your Heart“ (The 1975 – Girls)

„He treats you so bad and I'm so good to you it's not fair.“ – „Thanks for being a friend.“ (5 Seconds of Summer – Heartbreak Girl)

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Buster

Rio: Oi, McKenna! Has Nancy got butch or did I see you out in my ends last night? Buster: Calm it Cavante 🤒 you got a lingering enough look to answer that yourself and you know it Rio: Well, when you see a ghost, like. Call it disbelief, didn't know mans were allowed to haunt anywhere but Chelsea? Soho, if your boys are feeling really wild Rio: Get lost on your way to 11, did you? Buster: I got bored ghosting the elite figured I'd give a new hunting ground a go like. Plenty to be said for slumming it down 24 so I've been told. Buster: Once I've had my go on Bonos specs I'll pass them down since you can't tell me from my twinnie Buster: Can't escape those hand me downs even as the eldest in your ends, eh? Rio: Figures. Yeah, I can see you with the wanky red getup and the hound dogs...Tally ho! Rio: Not everyone can hang but you didn't get glassed, or mugged, so you musta passed for scum enough to keep your chainz...Congrats? Don't know how you feel about that either way Rio: Its a look I could rock Rio: No shade to Nance, been a while since I've been seeing double though, init...You didn't forget the postcode, so what's your excuse? Buster: Been fantasizing about me a lot then? 😉 Buster: Musta been the peeps in proximity 😂 Buster: Same. Lucky us. Buster: Who needs one. Come and go as I please, don't I? There was nothing to take my fancy down this way Rio: If I was into Poshos, I'd go for the real deal, wouldn't I? Rio: Nah, ain't no one out here got your back, don't let the 🍀 genetics we share fool you, I'd pay to see you get a whuppin' 😏 Rio: Not even your twinnie then, nah? Waste Buster: 👑 Buster: Drop the 💰 then. I know you've got it Buster: Here's the thing, in the city we have things called phones and laptops. Proper useful they are Rio: Tempting offer but I got better. Rio: You'll be the first to know if I get desperate, yeah? 😉 Rio: When's the last time you phoned home? Rio: What I thought Rio: Aside from being boring/bored in the big city, what's your bag these days Rio: assuming you ain't still playing dress up and five aside like the good ole days Buster: Tempting offer but I don't need to resort to the dregs of Dubo quite yet 😏 Buster: I live there I don't have to ring in Buster: 24 isn't my area as you so often remind me Buster: Armani usually Buster: Why you so interested? Bored/boring in the mountains, yeah? Rio: Yeah, but she don't, tit; don't play dumb, boy Rio: Being polite, I still got the manners I was raised wit Buster: Let her take the plane or pick up the phone. She knows where I am, I'm not the one who moved Buster: My au pair musta skipped 'em. Can't get the staff I guess 🤷 Rio: Good to know she still the mature one, even if you FINALLY got taller than her, huh Rio: Even rich white boys can't have it all Rio: What a world, eh? Buster: Woe's me Buster: must be 'cause you snatched up all the 🍀 Buster: damn irish Rio: not sorry 😏 Rio: lemme guess, you make your own luck, right? Buster: Didn't think so. Save the regret for the 🐵 you were with Buster: 🤞 Rio: save it, end of. don't do that shit. what's the point? Rio: 🙉 Buster: 🙇 save the speech while you're there 😴 Rio: oh honey, i know talking instead of grunting n bein monosyllabic is hard but do keep up 🙄 Buster: What's the point? Buster: Nothing in it for me, is there? Rio: You won't get if you don't ask Rio: Try it sometime, you might surprise yourself Rio: and any poor girl you're attempting to chat up Buster: Like I said, no point. I get everything I want without trying already Rio: So you reckon Rio: but if you do, why you such a mardy cunt? 🤔 something ain't right, chief Buster: Yeah. I wasn't asking for your opinion sweetheart so no need for you to reckon anything Buster: 🤔 must be a reflection of who I'm speaking to Rio: 'Course Rio: Its always someone else's fault, ain't it, that's rule no.1 of your type Buster: Nah not always just rn 🤷 Rio: well i'm down the wright tonight so best steer clear and find somewhere else to be the life and soul 👍 Buster: will do Buster: no shortage of better offers 💋 Rio: right, you're draining the dregs, i'd say enjoy but is that even possible for yas? Buster: You done? You're draining my battery Rio: no, not yet Rio: granny saw your instas and she said you better visit her and grandad before you leave Rio: enjoy 😂 Buster: I'll be far too busy with my poor neglected twinnie what a shame Buster: thanks for the continued heads up of where to avoid though 👍 Rio: You're aware she lives with them, yeah? And the party scene, ain't hers, so like fuck is she gonna come meet you when you're already too many drinks and bitches deep 😂 Rio: Poor baby boy Buster Buster: Let me worry about that Rio: I know you will Rio: Might never happen, smile some! Buster: Cheer yourself up first babe Buster: I'm perfect here Rio: To be sure Rio: I'll get the 🐵 to do his level best Buster: Yeah he'll need to try very hard Buster: Unlucky there Rio: you could give him pointers on being try-hard, fancy that excuse for not seeing your fam? Buster: I'd have to get you outta the way first, doing your damnest god love ya Rio: hahaha mad deflection skills bruh Rio: i'm outy, you two can have all the alone time, seeing he's caught your eye so Rio: i'm not in that deep, i'll let you have him, on the house Rio: welcome to ireland 🍀 enjoy ur stay Buster: thanks but no thanks. Do your own dumping Buster: you love to keep that 💰 close, eh? Buster: 👋 Buster: Catch me spending mine when you're over pretending your parents are broke Rio: we ain't the ones pretending, new money Rio: they'll never accept ya, enough to give anyone the complex you rocking better than any of those brands, boy Rio: ✌ Buster: 'Course not 👍 Buster: Didn't ask 'em to but didn't ask for your diagnosis either and here we are Buster: 😯 Rio: Your rents did, that's the real kicker Rio: you didn't ask for none of this, be sure to feed that line to your real therapist when the time comes, Patrick Buster: good old copy and paste has me covered Buster: thanks again for the concern Rio: someone's gotta Rio: you hit 16 and they take away your fit au pair, what you gon' do but turn out like this? Buster: girl you're obsessed. My back ain't even the best part Rio: 😵 boy, you're twisted, forreal Buster: 👌