#Evan Rosier

[thepicklekingog]

evan rosier ml

tag your traumatized man comfort character

[nislame]

i love being a multi-shipper because yes, everybody fucked everybody and they all lived happily ever after

[noblehouseofgay]

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[averageelliot]

Barty “The hands that cradled your face and tilted it upwards to kiss your forehead are soaked in unfathomable quantities of blood” Crouch Jr.

Evan “But they cradled me, yes?” Rosier.

[ezkel]

"This for everybody going through tough times. Believe me, been there, done that. But every day above ground is a great day, remember that"

-Evan Rosier

evan’s nickname being rosie gives the same energy as a pit bull named cupcake

[my-castles-crumbling]

name - @rosekillermicrofic - both NSFW and implied MCD because I'm fun like that - word count: 247

Evan was hardly ever ‘Evan.’ Not when it came to Barty. Sure, most other people called him by his first or last name, or else they called him ‘Ev.’ But Barty refused. He claimed he was too special for that.

He was absolutely right.

Evan had been ‘Rosie’ since about fifteen minutes after meeting Barty, and that’s all there was to it. Of course, Evan had been obsessed with him since about five minutes after that.

Sometimes Barty switched it up a little. Drew out the ‘ie’ or sweetened it to something like ‘my Rose’ when he was feeling extra devious. But to Barty, he was not just Evan. He was different. More. And to Evan, that was the best thing on Earth to be.

They thought there was only one exception. Those heated moments, pressed up against walls or between sheets, when Barty was beneath Evan and completely vulnerable? Only then did his given name fall from Barty’s lips like a prayer. It was the most delicious of sounds, to hear Barty mumble, “Fuck, Evan,” as his head tilted back and his eyes fluttered shut. 

Later, though, they found out that there was one other time that Barty didn’t resort to nicknames when calling for him.

“EVAN!” Barty screamed, voice breaking and crackling as a flash of green light hit the taller man square in the chest, causing him to crumple to the floor, blue-green eyes horrifyingly blank.

Barty never referred to him as ‘Rosie’ again after that.

[turtlesinatree]

No one mourns the wicked

No, one mourns the wicked

But it's Sirius about Regulus

Pandora about Evan

Remus about Sirius

Xeno about Peter

Regulus about Sirius

James about Regulus

Andy about Bella

Narcissa about Bella

Remus about Evan

Lily about Barty

Walburga about Sirius

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Evan: If I committed a crime, would you tell on me? Pandora: No, but I’d use it against you. I’d be like “Are you gonna make me lunch or do I have to make a phone call?”

[winnienora14]

Oh absolutely

I rarely ever see a ship where both are as tall as each other, this is why I've headcanoned that rosekiller are literally basically the same height but they still constantly fight saying how the other is a cm or two taller.

they're also the only ones who care

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

sirius think he's the center of attention because he goes into a room and everyone looks at him, but it's actually only because he walked in performing a three-act dance. you know who'd actually be the center of attention, though? regulus. he walks in and everyone is looking at him. (sirius never finds out) (he thinks people look at him but they were only checking if it was regulus)

[dyl-z]

271 | 272 | 273

Cw: grief, panic attacks

[not-rab]

every single song is about you (singer au!!)

accounts | private accounts | part one

part one

previous part | next part

[belovedcampfire]

Oh this is so tempting to write

rosekiller but they're the lead singers of rival bands, the sexual tension, hate sex, all that. them constantly dissing each other's music in interviews, on twitter, in person, between kisses, on stage and while getting awards.

their fanbases hate eachother, toxic fanbase discourse, doxing eachother for opinions. it's awful. but as all fandoms have, there are shippers, the shippers get the most hate

one day rosekiller just decide that yeah you know what, we've been hooking up for years at this point let's just start dating.

three days after they officially get together Barty walks straight up to Evan and they start making out, full disgusting making out, zero shame, at one of Evan's bands biggest concerts of the tour

the fanbases are in so much shock that they don't even know what to say. twitter trending page is just: WHAT, IM CONFUSED, and ROSEKILLER

rosekiller then immediately announce their engagement on twitter. zero proposal Barty and Evan just decided to get married cause why not

twitter doesn't survive the day

[daisy-the-wildflowerr]

Regulus is only long sleeves.

Barty is only short sleeves or cut offs.

Evan is definitely a long sleeve under short sleeve kind of guy.

Trust me… He told me.

[poisonpetal-stan]

Imagine this. Rosekiller raising Harry.

Harry's parents are James and Regulus, who both died in the war. Evan and Barty took Harry in, because they felt like it was their responsibility, as they had promised Reg that they would look after his son if anything happened.

Every time Barty and Evan looked at Harry, they saw the two friends they had lost. Harry was a cardon copy of James, but he had Regulus' silver-grey eyes.

Evan would stay up at night, just to watch over Harry as he slept, and Barty would glare at anyone who stared at the 'Boy Who Lived'. At first Barty and Evan knew nothing about babies, but over time, they became the best parents ever. They would take Harry to the park and play hide-and-seek with him, or they would teach him how to play Quidditch,

Everyone would tell Harry that he looks like his father, with his papa's eyes. He would respond with, "So, and you look like an idiot" after he heard Barty respond like that.

Harry was sorted into Slytherin, because he knew that not all Slytherins were evil and became best-friends with Theodore Nott, but enemies with Draco. Barty and Evan had a bet to when they would get together, Barty saying fifth year and Evan sixth. Evan won.

At Harry and Draco's wedding, Evan walked Harry down the aisle while Barty threatened Draco to never hurt Harry.