#Evan Rosier

[my-castles-crumbling]

expose - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 162

"You know you're an idiot, right?" Regulus asked as he and Barty headed toward their dorm, both covered in a dubious green liquid.

"It...wasn't my finest moment," Barty sighed, wiping his eyes again. "But it's Rosie's fault, you know!"

"It's Evan's fault you put ten entire roses into our potion instead of ten rose petals?" Regulus asked flatly, trying to ignore the way his shoes squelched as he walked.

"Yes," the other boy replied earnestly. "He was...he was rolling up his sleeves and you know how I get about his hands and arms! All the bloody tattoos and rings! It's his fault, he distracted me!"

"Oh, of course. How dare he expose himself that way," Regulus nodded sarcastically. "It's completely his fault that you blew up our potion."

Barty nodded with wide eyes for a few moments, before freezing, turning to Regulus with a suspicious expression. "You're taking the piss."

"Of course I am. I'm also never being your Potions partner again."

[woefulstar]

barty and evan vibes

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

[suslucicek]

[icedcoffeebabyy]

remus and barty writing in their diary: serving cunt and also hating myself is hard and people don’t talk about it enough.

[forthestarsx]

there are two kinds of rosekiller fics:

evan is ace and doesn’t like the idea of sex. barty’s spent all of his relationships trying to be sexually pleasing, just for him to end up with his childhood best friend who doesn’t even like the idea of it. this shows that evan loves barty for his personality and character only, which is something barty needs to hear cause of his severe self-esteem issues. it shows how the two of them are such emotional people with rich feelings and follows a story of the importance of communication. it so beautifully makes the two written in the stars.

or

2. porn without plot, featuring these kinky little shits

[juniorlore]

sirius and regulus fighting but it’s mainly just hair pulling and regulus kicking aimlessly hoping to land a kick. sirius is screaming “my hair, my hair!!!” while also tugging on regs curls. theyre rolling around on the floor kicking, scratching, screaming, and biting (on regulus’ part) until someone (probably remus or evan) pulls them apart. barty and james are chanting “fight! fight! fight!” btw

oh and regulus wins because hes a younger sibling and uses underhanded fighting strategies.

here to spread the regulus arcturus black hair puller, biter, scratcher, kicker propaganda

[my-castles-crumbling]

chocolate - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 157 - NSFW-ish

"...I just don't know of anything that's both hot and romantic!" Dorcas lamented, laying back on the couch and sighing.

They'd been having this conversation for almost twenty minutes now. Dorcas's third anniversary with Marlene was coming up, and she wanted to give her something memorable. All of them had been sitting in Barty and Evan's flat, going through all of the options, already having shot down all the usual clichés.

It was then that Evan decided to actually contribute to the conversation.

"You can get her chocolate in the shape of your arsehole," he suggested quietly, shrugging.

Three pairs of eyes went to him in surprise while Barty burst out laughing. "I forgot I did that for you for our first anniversary! So fucking brilliant, innit?"

"I thought so," Evan shrugged, grinning. "Tasted great, too."

Everyone else, however, just rolled their eyes and continued with the conversation, as if neither of the man had even spoken.

[whysosiriushuh]

Barty and Evan: *Maniac giggling*

Regulus: How high are you guys?

Barty: No! Reggie, baby! It's 'Hi how are you guys'

Evan: Reggie baby, how much did you smoke?

Dorcas: Reggie baby is gonna gut you like a fish

[mushroom-enby]

Holy shit you're right

yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

[bat-b0y-barty]

@evans-roses

where are you right now???

[reallyrandombigurl]

People who hate all the slytherins/barty/peter are so wild to me

Like??? What do you mean you hate them because they're awful people???? What wild fanfiction have you been reading???

Ohhhh it's that one by that lady named Joanne, isn't it?

Yeah, I hate that one, it's not at all canon compliant and those are the type that I normally like, plus why did she force all the characters who are canonically queer to be straight????

[uhhlifeig]

Barty: War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. Evan, rolling over to face him: Barty, it's one in the morning. Shut up.

(if you know who this is from you get a head pat!!)

[notanupstandingcitizen]

headcannon that regulus and james have the splendid idea of mixing their respective friend groups to share hear me out cakes.

It turns out being a complete disaster because barty and evan keep coming up with the freakiest ones only to mess with the marauders (especially peter). sirius is traumatized. james suspects that regulus has been on it since the beginning. remus and the girls are the only ones who find it hilarious.

barty would be putting dumbledore in his hear me out cake and be like "i'd like to verify his skills as headmaster, if you catch my drift" and wink at james. cue to evan putting Moaning Myrtle "ever wonder why they call her that??"

marlene is the only one who matches their freak by putting frank's grandmother

[emmersonisdesperate]

Regulus black and Physical Intimacy

*Pandora struggles to catch up with regulus so she reaches a hand out to grab his shoulder*

*Regulus smoothly dodges her hand like a cat and turns around*: sorry, I was distracted, did you say something?

*Pandora stares at her outstretched hand, slightly offended*

-

*Dorcas offering a drink*: Try it, it's actually surprisingly good.

*Regulus stares at her hand that's fully wrapped around the cup*

*Grabs the bottom of the cup with a down-side up hand-claw, then corrects his grip when it's fully out of her grasp*

Regulus, completely serious: well, it smells good, can't be truly awful.

*she stares at him with partly hidden judgement*

-

Regulus: Crouch, do you remember what professor Binns meant by this phrase?

*Barty uses this chance to get physically closer, attempting to wrap a hand around regulus's shoulder*

*A stinging hex is thrown his way and narrowly misses*

Barty, sighing: well, worth a shot

-

*Evan and Regulus reading together*

*Evan raises a hand to poke at Regulus's cheek*

Regulus, without missing a beat nor lifting his eyes from the book: no

*Evan slowly retracts his hand*

-

James: regulus...

*Regulus hums in answer*

James: can I touch you?

Regulus: you know the rules, in public only I initiate.

James, whining: but you never touch me

*Regulus rolls his eyes and stretches out a hand*

*James stares at it, confused*

Regulus, obviously teasing him: Oh, so head scratches aren't enough I take it?

*James, because he's not an idiot to haggle, immediately settles under the offered hand*

[fangssss2006]

Petition for people to put Pete in more art