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ask-arthur-conan-doyle · 4 months ago
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You wanna know what else society should do more of other than mindlessly praising Holmes?
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THIS!
Also why do I imagine Dazai trying to keep this to have it foll- no…. I’m not gonna give him ideas.
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Arthur is stunned speechless. The look on his face is almost disgusted.
I think I would prefer people praise Holmes, if I'm honest.
I also don't think Dazai is foolhardy enough to tempt fate with that... thing.. either. Even for a prank's sake.
Arthur squints and looks at it again, before shuddering, and standing up from his chair.
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I need a drink to help me forget what I just saw.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 months ago
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I was giving CPR to a friend whose head me and my friends could not find.
Like, she was a body without a head, but it looked like the head was never there to begin with.
Still, we knew it was supposed to be there so we kept on searching for it so we could reattach it, with no luck.
We looked for it everywhere in the sand.
It took me like 30 minutes to realize my mouth-to-mouth was not working since there was no mouth on the other side.
We never did find the head, but I did manage to restart my friend's heart.
I was weirdly blasé about it all.
It was not gorey at all, just unsettling.
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outofcontextdiscord · 1 year ago
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visenyaism · 7 months ago
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seven years ago in the name of tolerating free speech from all political perspectives my nasty ass evil university let an army of tiki torch wielding nazis shouting jews will not replace us march through grounds threatening the lives of students and community members with zero police presence. and today they retroactively changed campus policy around tents so they could send in the cops to bust up the gaza memorial vigil. genuinely fucking stomach turning
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useless-englandfacts · 8 months ago
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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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heritageposts · 2 months ago
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Frontpage of Reuters right now (26 Sep 2024)
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slavhew · 11 days ago
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dandadorks
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marisatomay · 1 year ago
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Actually, I think that homophobes in Congress wanted to find a way to criminalize being gay well before a twink got fucked on camera in a Senate hearing room and the video was released to conservative media as an act of revenge porn because the staffer in question told a genocidal and homophobic congressman “Free Palestine” to his face.
There are rapists on the US Supreme Court and I’m supposed to clutch my pearls over two men having consensual sex in the Senate? Oh! Heavens to Betsy! The first time sex acts have been committed in a government building! Are the shades of Congress to be thus polluted?
But, for the record, no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.
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accoffee7 · 5 months ago
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The Administrator.
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This is a redraw. Two years between each painting. Wild
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oooocleo · 2 months ago
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here i am yet again.. planning ahead a little bit in my work schedule! this is another round of linework-only headshots, to be finished in the first half of October 🫡 click here for the ko-fi listing!
RBs always much appreciated as well & thank you for your interest sweats
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reasonsforhope · 22 days ago
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So. No matter what happens, I'll still be here making daily good news posts. Once the final results are called I'll stop with the election psas completely and go back to doing what I'm here to do. No more PSAs and no bad news.
This fucking sucks. But no matter what, there are people doing good in the world. There are people making progress. There are people who care so much.
If you can't hold onto hope, I don't blame you. And I'll still be here to keep putting little pieces of it in front of you.
The US isn't the center of the world, however outsized and violent its power may be. There are other countries and there are people within this country who are doing good, important things. So, I'll get a lot more international for a while, I suppose.
One foot in front of the other.
Keep living. No matter what.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 months ago
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After all these years, it finally happened
It happened
I had a dream I was a worm
I was a worm in a relationship with a human man
He still loved me even though I was a worm
The question has been answered
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questions-about-blorbos · 19 days ago
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Yo you just rb'd a post from a proshipper jsyk
respectfully, I don’t care what fictional things a person enjoys, it’s not my business, as long as they don’t hurt anyone in real life.
I’m not a fandom police and I hate fandom police. this is a fandom police free zone. ship the most fucked up fictional ship you can think of, because if you’re older than 3, I trust that you can separate fiction from reality.
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royalarchivist · 10 months ago
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Etoiles:
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Etoiles: [Less than 30 seconds later]
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useless-englandfacts · 9 months ago
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Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
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