#and that is. such an offensive thought

[nondelphic]

me: i love slow burn

also me, on chapter 2: kiss or i’m setting the house on fire

[z13lovebot]

A bunch of Sebastians since my last post. For you 🤲

[watermelinoe]

why do we always have to hear from the tumblrites with mild autism abt how it's eugenics to wish you could cure your disabilities

[missazurerose]

Comment or reblog with specific classes since there's way too many for one poll. Of course plenty of people level everything but for the lore of it, what do you consider the main one?

If you can't narrow it down to 1, how did you get to those 2+ classes? A reaper who discovered a love of song and became a bard? A botanist on a revenge quest after losing their family? A culinarian who couldn't find what they needed on the market and said fine I'll get it myself?

Optional prompts to think about: Did they grow up learning that class? Fresh in it in MSQ? What do they think of their guild, past or current? Are the class quests even part of your story? If their primary class is a newer one, do they feel bad about giving up their old primary?

[sun-snatcher]

While reading up on the Kanien’kehá:ka for this AC3 wip I’m working on— I discovered that in their language the adjectives are suffixed to the tail-end of the verb/noun stem.

So Connor's mother's name Kaniehtí:io, "Beautiful Snow", can roughly be broken down into:

Ka (pronoun prefix) Óniehte "Snow" (noun) -i:io "beautiful" (adjective suffix, derived from Ioiánere, "Good")

Hence, Kaniehtí:io.

Now, I'm neither Mohawk nor a fluent speaker whatsoever, so take this with a pound of salt:

When Haytham struggled with pronouncing her name fully and was given the tail-end “Ziio” as an alternative/nickname, he was essentially running around calling her “Beautiful” the entire time.

[mushiemadarame]

⇢ Smart Chisanupong Paungmanee as Jin (Top Form, 2025, EP03)

[luna-loveboop]

I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything

He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???

Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)

Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory

What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it

Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird

I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.

:)

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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D

[aspdculture-is]

ASPD culture is getting fucking annoyed about other people with ASPD who for some reason act like this (screenshot)

Like you have ASPD. You should know better than anyone that conforming to social norms is fucking annoying, hard and just boring overall. I hate how some people with ASPD think they're so cool by hating other disabled people but really, they're no different than any other ableist conservative asshole. It doesn't matter if you have ASPD, if you're like this you're not cool or rebellious, you're just pathetic. Also, although this isn't my point, it's always fun to see neurotypicals clearly scared or uncomfortable because you didn't conform socially.

ASPD Culture is

[freebee303]

Okay I had another idea for a scene in my fic.

Basically someone in Erebor challenges Bilbo for Thorin’s hand in marriage, in Dwarven culture the challenge is a fight.

The Dwarves watch the challenger walk in with ceremonial gear, confident, smug, ready to tear this pish posh noble Hobbit down a peg.

Then they watch Bilbo enter in the Hobbit Cultures ceremonial gear which is vastly different, like flowers and leaves in his hair and idk how to design an outfit just yet but I’ll get around to it.

Then everyone’s on the edge of their seat before Balin declares the match to start because the Dwarf is saying super cocky stuff to Bilbo.

But then Bilbo, dead faced starts chanting.

There is a Hobbiton language which is a cross of Westron if I remember correctly, but also my headcanon of Hobbits is that they are far more animalistic then most other races.

So chanting more like in Black Panther with the Ebombe (sorry if I misspelled that but also I don’t want to incorporate any of our cultures directly in case I likely accidentally butcher it) but with more animal-like noises.

And it makes the crowd fall silent and throws the challenging Dwarf off his rhythm because of how threatening Bilbo became within mere seconds.

He’s acting like an animal faced with a predator, even though he’s weaker he is also different, he’s chanting things no one else can understand, stomping and everything with locked eyes until the challenge begins. Then, he pounces.

[maddie-grove]

I think I’m pretty good at analyzing why very, very popular things are popular even when they’re Not the Best or Not My Thing, but I have to admit that I still fundamentally don’t understand the initial success of Twilight. Not on an emotional level, anyway.

[acnologias-ass]

Gajevy Week 2024 Day 2: Memento

I had no plans to draw anything for this day and then boom, four pages. :')

(please ignore for a moment that canonically dragon scales turn white when they fall off, I remembered halfway through 😂)

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me

Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

[qourmet]

Like a Kept Dog...

[vypridae]

I enjoy the idea of calling moon short when he's fully just under two feet taller than me

he short (TALL)

[myrtles-and-blood]

Interaction of the day - Altar decor

"Hey, I found this fake unicorn Sonny Angel. Do you like it, Lucifer?"

Lucifer: ... No, not really.

"So you don't want it"

Lucifer: No, but thank you.

"Do you like it, Aphrodite?"

Aphrodite: Oh! It's beautiful!

"Do you want it?"

Aphrodite: 😀☝🏻... 😐✊🏻

"And do you like it, Ares?"

Ares: Ew

"So... do you want it?"

Ares: Get that shit away from me asap

"Oh, hey Beelzebub, do you like the Smiski I put on your altar?"

Beelzebub: Not trying to be rude, but it's pretty ugly.

"Okay, it's fine" *grabs both and sits near Apollo's altar "Hello! Do you like these?"

Apollo: Oh, hello honey- OH. OH SHIT. YES.

"Do you want them near the CD box?"

Apollo: This is perfect. My altar is perfect. This is beautiful.

[twilight-zoned-out]

When Bob flies up in the air and the Thunderbolts' reaction was "Wait, is that Bob?" it felt like a plot-necessary stretch at first. Even if he is the only "unaccounted for" person in the raid, Valentina's troops had shot him down just moments before. Then I remembered:

Walker was suspicious of Bob from the start

Walker saw Bob's eyes glow

Walker was the first one to ask whether the flying person was Bob

Yelena started getting more suspicious about Bob after talking with him in the electrical room

Their connecting "Bob" to "unidentified flying person" made more sense.

Also, Walker's treatment of Bob in the Silo was 100% out of line, but it also seemed like at one point he was intentionally goading Bob into "revealing" himself as a threat to prove John's suspicion.