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Just did a first-last of the first season of the halo show and.
Man.
#first-last is exactly what it sounds like. u watch the first episode and the last episode only#like pat and i watched the first three episodes but as a halo lore expert it waa just too painful#and like. GOD. what gets me is someone who never played the original trilogy might like#think that the show accurately represents halo#and that is. such an offensive thought#anyway i can't believe they never made a halo game after 3#or wrote anything except the novella Shadow of Intent after Contact Harvest#halo tag
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A bunch of Sebastians since my last post. For you 🤲
#im at the beach DRAWING FISH!!!!#sebastian solace#pressure beach episode when#p.ai.nter#sebpainter#watercolor#for those who like that ship name more :}#pressure#roblox#also dont yap at me about shipping them#no offense i just couldnt care if i tried really hard#also i know sebastian doesnt actually purr ingame i judt thought it was cute :3
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so just know, I'm healing / even though it don't feel like it
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#good evening it is past midnight and i am here furthering the itfs scar kissing agenda#stumbled across the insp pic buried in my likes and i went oh this is relevant in the opposite direction :) I Can Use This :)#op has some of my fav itfs fanart ill b so real n tht piece ws swimming around in my brain fr Days#so i told myself today my reward for submitting my zine checkin wld b drawing yuuji kissing megumi's scars#also pls observe. /this/ is what i mean when i say tht megumi receiving affection looks like he is unsure and in mild pain#Does Not Know How To Respond To Affection Even From His Own Boyfriend.png#i LOVE drawing megu with this expression so sosos much the downcast sidelong gaze + furrowed brow.....#its SO good#also idk what i did with his hair here but the render actually turned out so well ?? best megu hair to date every1 pls clap#not 2 mention th shape of yuuji's bangs???? pats self on th back no offense but i am on fire w these boys' hair lately#that being said i decided i did not want to render anything else ddfdfjjghdjgf i got tired#kept the rest flat n took the opportunity to play around w light chromatic abberation on the scars#idk if any1 noticed but i found th retro film filter n used it a bunch on my recent comic#its so convenient it comes w built in noise n everything!!!!!!#anyway . caption is salt fv <333 if u care <333333#i think it is also a megu song but like . a post-canon megu song#i thought this wld take longer bc i was planning on rendering everything so i cracked an energy drink and am tragically awake#shld i start smth new we shall see smile :)
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I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything
He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???
Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)
Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory
What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it
Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird
I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.
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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D
#I hope this made sense I didn't edit much#linkeduniverse#linked universe#Lu wild#djdjdjdkdjdkckdkxkgg#the 'this is normal it's fine' chain#and 'why is this tree speaking to me' wild#it's just. I mean. I'd have some pretty insane theories too ok#he has no idea why someone could split into four but he has seen two identical twins at a stable once so surely that's an explanation#he's literally so smart tho. like creativity and stuff? being able to pick up on new skills and concepts? he's a genius. a very goofy genius#aahh for his age I said 2 years of life context because he says he's 117 + Jojo said Lu is less than a year after his journey#also mental memories maturity and time awake is all so complicated#so I just said a couple years as kind of a base number idk#(aaaaand if i said anything offensive im sorry of course and none of this is meant as a criticism of wild but I love his crazy theories)#everyone's thoughts matter so much and I love you guys /gen <33#:)#and. I like this and it's funny and fluffy but if my angst writers wanted to get a hold of this O.O
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Gajevy Week 2024 Day 2: Memento
I had no plans to draw anything for this day and then boom, four pages. :')
(please ignore for a moment that canonically dragon scales turn white when they fall off, I remembered halfway through 😂)
#i wanted to use the phrase “dont worry your pretty little head” bc i thought it was cute#only to find out it's offensive#non-native english speaker problems#this is cringy im sorryyyy#gajevyweek#gajevyweek2024#gajeel redfox#levy mcgarden#gajevy#fairy tail#doodles noodles
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You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...
Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes
#this thought was brought on by a conversation i saw on the km shea discord#and also my need to theologize everything#it would be so funny to me too if we added the fact that the human Christian was also anemic#(not because anemia is funny. especially not if it's chronic. just the fact that the vamp couldn't bite the human)#truth be told it doesn't even have to be a romance to me. just a chaotic comedy duo#lemon duck quacks#lemon duck tales#yeah this is funny#for the words!#one day i will write all my deranged supernatural story ideas that involve way too much Christian imagery and comedy#but for now....#anyway how to make the most unbiteable human that you cannot help be drawn to as a modernized vamp?#Christian and likely chronically iron deficient#i am very sorry if this is offensive#but you know#vampires
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Like a Kept Dog...
#chengxian#xiancheng#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#disclaimer#i'm not a chengxian shipper lmaO#but if you get me peeved enough about something#then i'll do it out of Spite & this is That#i only Kinda planned on putting a muzzle on wwx but Someone convinced me to do it#“fuck historical accuracy” hell yeah#i'm allowed to do things out of spite Twice a year & this is my first offense#forgive me & remember i tagged this piece properly 😩🙏#i always thought i'd put a muzzle on lwj first...#my art
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I enjoy the idea of calling moon short when he's fully just under two feet taller than me
he short (TALL)
#he really is struggling to take offense when y/n is so much shorter than he is#he particularly gets flustered about it when sun is present. who knows why :3 (he is slightly gay)#xanbox#xandraws#food for thought au#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#security breach#fnaf au#dca au#fnaf moon#moon fnaf#dca moon#moon dca#dca y/n#dca fandom
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Neil is used to switching up his handwriting to avoid it being recognizable, and he has mimicked the way different people write their letters so he can always switch it up more. This means he is completely capable of forging any of the Foxes’ handwriting or signature, and he is all too happy to use that fact for evil.
#aaron‚ you signed up for this event? see you at the marathon#aaron‚ reminding himself that if the fbi catches hint of neil stealing identities no matter how small the offense they will be displeased:#‘no‚ of course not’#(nicky laughing from somewhere aaron won’t be able to see him)#neil josten#all for the game#aftg#tfc#the foxhole court#ash has thoughts
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I remember back when I used to be the chill cool girl who didn’t take offense to anything and wasn’t hurt by anything and was nonchalant about everything and wasn’t bothered and didn’t care and was so chill and cool…….. thank god I healed
#Like that’s what that poll reminded me of#There’s nothing wrong w being upset or taking issue w something it’s literally just about gauging if#It’s justifiable to express it and how to express it#That’s also how u maintain boundaries and also ppl’s respect literally#Once upon a time I thought being cool w everything was the answer and I was so WRONGGG#And while taking offense shows you care it doesn’t show your attention will be on them indefinitely#Like the actual stakes lie in you pivoting your attention elsewhere if someone isn’t being so great to u#But I really did once upon a time think it was in being nonchalant#Plus that stuff always blows up eventually it’s never sustainable to act chronically unbothered#Unless ur actually too busy to care but that still technically means ur not dealing w something#(<- how I deal w most things unforch)#One major perk of being a pre med stem major is that most of the time ur too busy to actually process anything in full#Which is a blessing and a curse ………. But it has saved me many times
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what an incredibly normal and not at all autistic thing to say! (lying)
#truly this is SO funny#casually questioning his bestie's religious beliefs and then genuinely being like “what?? did i say something??”#and then he KEEPS GOING with that train of thought#not because hes an asshole. in his head he is genuinely just making conversation. theres just something so autistic about him#also complete tangent but is it just me or is that glass of water between hotch and jj massive. is it the communal water cup or something#why is it so big#full disclosure these images are slightly out of order. the last image here is before hotch and jj's reactions#but it was funnier to order them like this#reid: hmm morgan do you think the reason youve never feared satan is because youve never actually believed in god?#everyone: ...#reid: :)#spencer reid#autistic spencer reid#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s03e08#lucky#this is NOT a hate post by the way. pre-diagnosis i absolutely would have done this.#even now knowing people consider it offensive i could see myself saying something like this#shoutout to offputting autistic people!!#criminal minds 3x8
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"homura is an evil abuser who wants to control madoka and hates their friends" tired trope, canonically untrue, congrats on falling for the facade put up by a middle schooler.
"homura sees herself as inherently evil and abusive due to her upbringing, past actions, and status as a witch, which is still ongoing even at the end of rebellion" fresh, new, actually closer to canon, doesn't demonize a child for being mentally ill.
#pmmm#madoka magica#do you understand. do you see my vision#it is VERY VERY COMMON for people (esp kids) to see themselves as edgy and evil when they're 'normal' over minor things#eg kids who listen to metal and think they Cannot Be Understood.....#let alone literal child who has spent almost 1/2 her life in a time loop watching her friends die a dozen times#even nowadays due to Trauma Stuff and mental illness i deal w being like#'wow im an awful evil person for [minor offense] [intrusive thought] etc'#im not even a 14yo raised orphan catholic who lived over a decade in a loop failing to save my friends#and!! EVERYONE ignores that homucifer IS A WITCH.#witches canonically CANNOT CONTROL THEIR ACTIONS (oktavia attacking her friends etc etc etc)#even if she's 'not entirely a witch' or one w more control she's still canonically influenced by her despair and misery at the end of it#see: her familiars running around her soul gem 'whispering' to her etc#'homura is an evil abuser w no good qualities' posts (esp in 2024??) drive me up the wall ffs#sambling#top hits
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Interaction of the day - Altar decor
"Hey, I found this fake unicorn Sonny Angel. Do you like it, Lucifer?"
Lucifer: ... No, not really.
"So you don't want it"
Lucifer: No, but thank you.
"Do you like it, Aphrodite?"
Aphrodite: Oh! It's beautiful!
"Do you want it?"
Aphrodite: 😀☝🏻... 😐���🏻
"And do you like it, Ares?"
Ares: Ew
"So... do you want it?"
Ares: Get that shit away from me asap
"Oh, hey Beelzebub, do you like the Smiski I put on your altar?"
Beelzebub: Not trying to be rude, but it's pretty ugly.
"Okay, it's fine" *grabs both and sits near Apollo's altar "Hello! Do you like these?"
Apollo: Oh, hello honey- OH. OH SHIT. YES.
"Do you want them near the CD box?"
Apollo: This is perfect. My altar is perfect. This is beautiful.
#disclaimer: this was not an offensive interaction it was pretty funny#i was tidying up my room and i thought Apollo would like it but i had to ask around first#deity worship#deity work#hellenic polytheism#hellenism#hellenic deities#hellenic pagan#hellenic worship#lady aphrodite#lord ares#ares#lord apollon#lord apollo#apollon#apollo#theistic satanism#satanist#luciferian witch#luciferism#luciferian#aphrodite#lord lucifer#lucifer deity#lucifer devotee#lord beelzebub
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I want. Four to get appreciation. Because
Four gave a ton of unnoticed help when Twilight was injured
The fight with Wild was difficult, and I know we're all concerned about his negative view of the shadow crystal
But Four did something that no one else really thought of to help- He took care of Twi's stuff
From the beginning he told Twilight to not worry about them
So Four took care of pretty much everything but the others (that Sky and Wars handled)
He took care of Epona
Which is so very important- he took care of Twilight's horse. After her arrival at the stable Four followed up on her
And for Epona, a horse so attached to her human, having some company can help so much for reassurance
He took care of Twilight's stuff
He got Twi's shield- his bags and equipment, and organized it into one place
And he was worried. He obviously found the shadow crystal while handling Twi's stuff, but his negative reactions to it were out of concern.
Also- because of his placement in this scene
I'm fairly convinced Four was ready to start cooking before Wild showed up (since he's beside the counter with food supplies). At the very least he had the basket of fruit out for everyone -but he was literally standing with food behind him- he thought of everything
And he did housekeeping!
Wars payed for the inn, so Four took care of the inn
Realistically these boys were probably not too concerned with tidyness. Four got all of Twi's things on one table, and took care of the room they stayed in
Organizing tables and Twi's things, having food supplies ready, and opening the curtains- overall he was the one tidying up the inn
Four helped in a huge way! He took care of Twi's horse (Epona is so important), his equipment and shield and bag, as well as the other rooms in the inn
Four filled in all the little tasks that others didn't think of. He helped in ways that were needed, but not obvious
There's a lot of problems with the shadow crystal and with Wild, and I don't know what's gonna happen in the future
But don't forget this- don't forget that Four was one who stepped up in an almost unnoticeable way
Don't forget that when everyone was barely holding it together, Four visited Twilight's horse and took care of his things
No matter what develops in the future- this amount of care shown is important ya know?
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Art and comic from Jojo @linkeduniverse au :)))
#epona is so important#Lu four#linkeduniverse#linked universe#I work with horses and#Epona is INCREDIBLE- she's extremely attuned to humans and emotions. she doesn't scare easily and can keep her cool in a fight#but it's still super stressful to suddenly be in a fairly large and populated town- separated from her person#and for such an empathetic horse? Four going and TALKING to her- gently petting her nose and just being near her#means so so much! that literally matters so much to a horses mental state in a foreign situation- just having company#he checked on Epona and gave her company like !!!!!! it's so considerate and means so much for Epona! Four I love you !!!!!#uhhhh yeah!#with the food- I don't think the innkeeper would have free/complimentary food out- but wars wallet def had it covered#then wild showed up with potions in a cooking frenzy- but four was still shown with food behind him- he thought of everything#I don't know what's gonna happen with the shadow crystal and stuff. but no matter what happens in the future- this matters.#he did a ton of small things no one else thought of it matters he cares so much didjdkdksjfjj#I have a lot of posts I'm making/editing and trying to get to. I'm just a little gal trying my best :/#so many ideas and so little time... I love you guys and this fandom so much :))#(if I said anything off or offensive let me know... I'm always nervous about that but I want to hear from you if I'm wrong)#(also you are so so cool and valuable don't forget that ok? I love you and you are important)#:)
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murder scugs the epic rain world x murder drones crossover (real)
more info yapping under cut
instead of wings, they get the ability to climb walls, ceilings, and background tiles. also uzi gets rot and probably telekinesis. idk I'm still figuring that out.
N and V (and J) also probably have rot too but it's actively being fought back by their unnaturally enhanced immune systems.
don't question where they got the hats, they just found them ok ! it makes sense, trust.
#rain world brainrot never stops so i just combine my next hyperfixation with it#i actually thought about making the drones iterators instead cuz theyre both robots but then that would mean i would have to make them bald#no offense to the iterators but i dont wanna bald my wig wearing drones. and i dont wanna give itors hair either cuz im petty.#rain world#rw fanart#murder drones#md fanart#crossover#rw x md#rw slugcat#md uzi doorman#uzi doorman#serial designation n#md n#serial designation v#md v#also feel free to turn my designs into a DMS mod without asking me#all i ask is that u credit me i would actually love to see them be real !!!!#my art
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i apologize to everyone catching strays with this but
swifties are like the most dedicated beta readers ever—they’ll defend her use of metaphorical commas in “all too well (10-minute version)” but ignore the giant plot hole that is her private jet emissions.
#no offense#don't kill me#i love all too well#but cmon hold her accountable#writing#writeblr#writer problems#writing humor#writers on tumblr#writing memes#writing community#writing struggles#writer life#creative writing#writer things#writing motivation#ao3 writer#writer memes#writing is hard#on writing#writerblr#writers block#writing funny#writer thoughts#fiction writing#writer struggles#writing tips#writing advice#writer woes#writing woes
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