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i often forget that southern dialogue in terms of grammar is very loose and wobbly and then i go into twitch chats and the streamer has a hard time reading what i wrote bcuz the grammar just makes so sense.
it’s so hard trying to write a coherent message super quickly when american southern drawl mushes words together without a second thought.
i’m so extremely sorry 😭
#one of my closest friends is from New Orleans and it’s very funny to see two different types of southern#his accent is what you’d expect from a deep south american and mine is more coherent but the sentences make no sense#i try very hard online to post stuff that’s understandable but it’s a battle lmao#i have to edit a post 10 times just for it to make sense#me and Google Doc Spelling & Grammar check DO NOT get along#i’m like right on the border of deep south land and Rich People land that the accent is just weird#my uk friend says i sound southern while my deep southern friends say i sound like someone from cali lol#and technically NEITHER are true#southwesterner problems i suppose
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I offer to the public: Black Sam!
So. Erm. :D
Peep the way I didn't feel like doing plaid
Taglist:
@achios
@angel-shaw (I just felt like you should be @ ed for this particular drawing-)
@ashertickler
@aurorialwolf
@dukecollinsbf
@infinitelovewiithoutfulfilmentt
@moronkyne
@pandoraroid
@plaqying
@porters-fangs
@professionallyyappinabtangst (I literally just showed you this)
@puffin-smoke
@skunkox
@starlogician
@sunsickcrab
@themeridian
@tunacatfishes
@www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com
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#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted fanart#I'm literally drawing the entire solaire clan rn#and I was supposed to save this for next week when I came back#but my friend wouldn't stop drooling and Nevy was idk what NEVY was doing yesterday#but#I just felt the need#to bless thy eyes with the possibility that is black Sam#picture it#SHAW PACK BIPOC ALL OF EM#that's what I'm here for#to spread that agenda#nods#I also drew Lovely and Alexis but you're genuinely getting that next week bc#I would say Vincent gay and then make lovely a she/they#STOP IT TBF MY VINCENT AND LOVELY ARENT EVEN TOGETHER SO TECHNICALLY IT STILL REMAINS TRUE#'why aren't they?' because vincetn is dating Porter and lovely is dating treasure pls keep up fireflies#redacted sam#<< forgot#lucid is Picasso#can't miss the hatred for my own art so I will say the more I look at this the more o hate it#but that's neither here nor there#now if you'll excuse me#I'm going to go into Alex's dms and get called pretty and perfect while being showered with kisses BYE BYE
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look i like to defend john winchester from fandom mischaracterisation as much as the next guy but ‘he did nothing wrong he was only doing the best he could!!’ well that’s simply not true is it
#Like really what is ���the best he could.’ technically everyone’s always doing the best they can that doesn’t make it okay😭#for some reason ive gone from constantly seeing posts about how john thought crying was for girls and beat dean for being gay to seeing#posts about how john was a good dad who always tried his best which makes everything ok :)#neither of those are true😭come on!!#spn#john winchester#oliver talks#supernatural
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more about og tue timeline twins danny and dan/jamie
very touchy with each other. you might even say. ccclingy. its to be expected, they're two halves of a whole after all and all they've got of each other. worryingly co-dependent. do not separate. ever.
Danny was really weak and sick after the initial separation, and was for a while after. Jamie knew internally that if Danny died, he'd take the whole world with it. He was the one sole caretaker for him while he got better -- not for lack of trying on Vlad's part, but without his ghost powers he was nothing more than a feeble (albeit handsomely rich) man, and James looked ready to bite his head off if he got within ten feet of either of them.
Vlad is intimately aware that James (or Danny, if he tried) could snap his spine in half like a twig, and is uncomfortably aware of his own lack of ghost half now. It makes him feel self-conscious and exposed, so he never fully returns back to "cocky and self-assured billionaire Vlad Masters". Making deals with other brands feels a lot harder now that he can no longer possess them anymore.
Speaking of, he very quickly has to come up with a cover story as to why there's now a James Daniel Fenton to the public, when no records whatsoever of him existing existed prior. Lots of forging false government documents on his end. James and Danny do not help because it's his fault this happened in the first place.
(Regardless of whether or not Danny actually willingly chose to rip out his ghost half/humanity in canon is true, or if that was Vlad Masters speaking out of his ass, a large part of the blame still falls on Masters.)
(As his primary caretaker and guardian, it's his responsibility to ensure the health and safety of his charge, and since Danny was in clear emotional duress at the time, it can be argued that he was not in the mental state to make such a decision. And, allegedly, couldn't do it on his own which is why he asked Vlad for help.)
I chose "James" as Dan's name since it's a popular fanon middle name for Danny, and since he's half of Danny, it felt like it just made sense lol. Also because of the ensuing comedy of the two of them introducing themselves as "James Daniel Fenton" and "Daniel James Fenton". It's got the same energy as "danny with a y" and "danny with an i" and it's the exact kind of name bullshit you expect parents to give their twins.
I don't have their exact personalities down, but something I am actively writing into this au's bible is that I think Danny should be the quiet and (ig technically) meaner one. There's a lot to go into about interpretations for ghosts, halfas, and the incident itself, but TL:DW; Danny is technically soulless, or at the very least missing half of his soul (altho Jamie is too just in a different direction).
Pair that with the trauma of losing his family in front of him + having his ghost half ripped out + all the trauma he would've sustained as a hero, and he's not doing too hot mentally! i think if the twins met good timeline!Danny, Danny would've mistaken Danny for Dan and Jamie for the original half.
He comes off to others as pretty apathetic and indifferent to a borderline terrifyingly calm degree. He doesn't go out of his way to insult people, but he also doesn't care enough to consider the other party's feelings so he doesn't filter himself, which makes him come off as rude. The only times he looks truly comfortable is when he's near Jamie or talking to him.
His standoffish, ice prince demeanor makes Jamie look like a saint in comparison. When really he's not all that much better? He's more outwardly emotional than Danny, whether that be positive or negative, but at the end of the day he doesn't trust or care about anyone else any more than Danny does, and he's got a bit of a sadistic streak. Danny reigns him in when he starts becoming too destructive.
(Which I think makes sense. Danny asked Vlad to rip out his ghost half specifically so he could stop feeling his human emotions. Dan, despite his monotone voice, does exhibit emotions. He's smug when he asks Valerie if he likes his ghostly wail, sardonic when he reunites with Sam and Tucker, annoyed, shocked at Danny's ghostly wail, etc. He enjoys wreaking destruction and chaos.)
(If Danny had survived his encounter with Dan and if Vlad was successful, then I imagine he'd be rather apathetic to his other half as a whole. That'd be interesting.)
Overall though they're both hurt, bitter, and distrustful of the world around them, with abandonment issues a mile wide. They can get better and they can heal, but it takes time and patience and proper support.
On the DPxDC side of things, they do genuinely hold some kind of respect or regard for Bruce. They also don't become vigilantes for a while. Neither of them are jumping at the bit to enter heroism again, not when it was heroism that killed their family in the first place.
In fact when they find out Bruce = Batman they think he's foolish for it. They think its a fool's errand, and they've been so spurned by their time as Phantom that for a few weeks, Jamie even refused to call Bruce anything but Sisyphus. Danny called him Tantalus, and the two of them had a faux-argument about which one was more accurate.
Bruce does, though, worm his way into both of their hearts, and that's like, the main reason they become vigilantes to join him. So that they could keep him safe and not because of any desire to return to the heroic life. Relearning to care and finding satisfaction in helping others was an unintentional side effect.
(Bruce is so very smug)
Essentially:
The Twins: this is our squishy and fragile adoptive father. If anything happened to him, we're becoming mass extinction events.
Bruce: Nnno.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#danny phantom#the twins au#dan phantom#batman and his no-good terrifying little bodyguards. they're both like 5'2 and weigh 90lbs soaking wet and are capable of great violence#he can scruff them both with both hands. they're like two wet cats.#bruce: these are my children Daniel and James | the twins: *emanating little orphan tom riddle energy from behind him*#danny can experience emotions btw they're just dulled(??) to an extent. he doesn't feel them as intensely as Jamie does. in some cases#he knows he should be feeling SOME kind of emotion he just doesn't. being around Jamie helps amplify them. some kind of feedback thing#Jamie is a mischief maker. enjoys wreaking subtle chaos on other people especially people of his ire. laughs at other's misfortune.#neither of them are all that sympathetic when bruce takes them in. but they dO like. like~ him when he does. in some way. they prefer him#over vlad at least. by the time they become vigilantes they genuinely care about him. if not as family then at the very least as a friend.#which means. congrats bruce! you've unlocked the [ viciously protective sons ] perk! have fun with your mini ragnaroks :)#cannot express enough that the twins DO like and respect bruce. there's a genuine care and mutual friendship/relationship there.#yeah they dont need bruce's permission (technically) to be vigilantes but with the way they're set up why WOULD they lmao.#they have no incentive to return to the hero life and in fact comma have the incentive to do the exact opposite and avoid it.#so i give them believable incentive >:]#batdad aus go brrrrrrrr#referring to dan as a 'mass extinction event' is my new favorite way to refer to him <33 bc its technically true
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Fabian and Riz to me are like. They’re like the definition of “a secret third thing” to me but not like in a qpr way. Their thing is just Their Thing, like they’re inseparable they drive each other fucking bonkers they care so deeply and they’re stupid teenagers and I don’t think they would even really think about it at all. I don’t think either of them can imagine a world where they’re not at least around the other, and like whatever their thing is definitely isn’t allo but it’s definitely not regular besties shit. They just like being around each other, I don’t think either of them would really even think to put a name to whatever it is they’ve got going on, and I definitely don’t think either of them would ever put enough thought into it to even figure out what a qpr is, much less label themselves in one. They’re just Fabian and Riz. The Ball and Captain of the Owlbears. They’re just them I think. Idk man.
#kiri rambles#idk dude it’s a hard thought to verbalize I think#as someone who is more recently realizing that I’m PROBABLY at least some manner of arospec and probably also acespec but also in a very-#-happy romantic relationship of nearly two years with my best friend- who’s also thinking he’s at least acespec- I just kinda relate to-#-whatever thing they have going on is#like yeah technically we’re dating but we’re also just like. hanging out mostly. idk#IDK. idk I just relate to their crazy codependent bullshit I guess#fabriz#<- sort of?? idk#like I like some of the ship stuff a lot of it is very funny and I relate to it but I also really respect the more stark aroace Riz-#-believers like I think they’re both true. yeah he IS aroace or at least aroacespec to me but also FROM EXPERIENCE whatever he and Fabian-#-have going on has NO way to be like regularly platonic#I guess this makes me a qpr Fabriz truther?? idk I don’t think they’d ever outright say it#but it’s the same flavor as a qpr I think. it’s in the same vein but neither of them will ever acknowledge it#anyways sorry for my incoherent ramblings I just Feel That Shit man#riz gukgak#fabian aramais seacaster#fabian seacaster#d20#fantasy high#yeah that’s all the tags I’m giving it I’m tired
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the most hysterical thing abt my identity is like I guess I'm technically nonbinary by all definitions but I never, ever use that word to describe myself like. yes I am but. no I am not 🫶
#I simply just use trans and people can decide what I mean by that#I just really don't relate to the label I don't like it for myself at all even though it's technically true#like no I'm not a man or a woman but I wouldn't say I'm nonbinary but neither am I binary.......#I am simply vibing idk
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Mukuro Ikusaba,they could never make me hate you
#apoca.log#danganronpa#danganposting#thh#mukuro ikusaba#dr 0#like i watched the fandub of DR:IF the other day#it's free on youtube go watch it now!#and oooh my goood#spoilers ahead#its sooo fucked how even when she betrays junko#she does so aiming to bring her despair#in the same way she aims to bring makoto and the others hope#the novel describes it as her being neither hope or despair#and i guess technically its true#the way i would describe it is#junko is the yin makoto is the yang and mukuro is the force that helps them continue to spin around each other#also the way she is literally just like a fucking teen#and the reason why junko is able to insult and belittle her the way she does is because mukuro isn't just a killing machine#but a socially awkward teen girl that loves her sister#and is willing to take that abuse as a form of love#because junko DOES do that to people she loves#because their misery is her misery#but you can also see points where she is legit pissed off at mukuro#dissapointed as she puts it#and how that ties into her boredom#uuuughh#both of these girls are sooo interesting#but only junko gets talked about#because the most we see of mukuro is in spinoff materials
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4, you are not a mistake! You are wonderful and unique in your own way and you wouldn’t be doing anyone a favor by hiding yourself! If anyone says otherwise they are wrong and an idiot because you deserve to have friends and be loved like everyone else!
I'm... not a mistake...?
But, I wasn't born lookin' how I was supposed to. I'm imperfect, no one would want to look an imperfection like me. How could anyone accept somethin' like that?
And why would you... say somethin' so untrue?
[@faecelessfiend]
I... can't draw.
My hand is too messed up ta do that.
#bendy clone#bendy clone 4#batim#batim bendy#batim au#flawedclonesau#bendyclonerevival#ask#anon#nanon#faecelessfiend#(( he really believes joey's words... bc it is true technically#he doesn't look like a perfect bendy#neither clone does but this affected 4 deeply ))
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The problem: ADHD.
The solution: alternate studying, writing, and work tasks so I never get bored!
The flaw in the plan: What if I just... wrote out Hogwarts syllabi using coding courses as a framework and--
#this is neither advancing the (any!) story#nor is it helping me practice for a technical interview#and it's not even getting real work done 😂#the true flaw in this plan is I'd have to make up spells and there's literally nothing I hate more#... actually fictional geography is also bad#this is why I write fic and not origfic#LT talks#hp
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god i wish this website understood nuance and individual situations better
#marzi speaks#not gonna say too much on it#but the phrase:#‘not every cis gnc person is trans and you shouldn’t conflate gnc with trans’#and the phrase:#‘a lot of people realize they’re trans after spending some time being gnc’#can coexist !!!!#those are both true statements !!!#idk. i’m a gnc person who later realized i was trans#my mom is a gnc woman who is not trans.#she’s not an egg. we’ve talked about gender stuff. shems fully comfortable as a woman#i was technically an egg- though due to my genderfluidity i was ok with being perceived as a girl. smth just felt missing#neither of us ‘did it wrong’#idk i see really intense arguments on both sides of this debate and like . guys it is not that deep please calm down :(#you shouldn’t harrass people and assume their identities for them. there’s also nothing wrong with a silly joke#just PLEASE stop equating people who say ‘hey someone presenting differently doesn’t always mean they’re trans’ to fucking don’t say gay!!#it isn’t ABOUT that stop stop stop !!!#be fucking nice to each other please i’m losing it
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Tagged by @haledamage to do this ship meme, and Ardrali won out of the...four or six things I was considering. 😂
no-pressure tagging.... @starsandskies @undyingembers @actualanxiousswampwitch @shynmighty (and a tagback for Rhi if you have another ship you wanna do 😘)
#tagged#endrali jade#arcann tirall#ardrali#i have never enneagram typed before so take those with a grain of salt 😅#the pickles thing is not bc endrali is too shy btw#it's bc she's gonna go ''it's okay i don't wanna make trouble i can take them off''#and arcann's insistent if she asked for no pickles they should Get It Right#do you KNOW how tempted i was to put Green Skinned Space Babe as a trope??#bc even if she's blue it's technically true but idk if it counts when the space babe is the protag in a 'verse where it's not uncommon#for people to be blue/green/purple etc#neither of them really cooks#endrali probably knows the basics if she HAD to#they're both overprotective and spoil each other fight me#aaaand to close off the rambling(though i will continue if nudged) fonts are stay classy for endrali and something wild for arcann
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problem i have is that i really struggle with the tendency to just sort of make characters with the same like three personalities over and over and also reusing random concepts or design elements in what are supposed to be entirely unrelated things (the latter is kind of normal i guess actually but it compounds the first problem a bit) so whenever i realize i have two different ideas with unusually similar characters i always have to go like. Well damn it which one of you gets to live cuz i can’t ever show my face in the world if people know i keep making the exact same thing over and over
#The true answer is neither of them. Because i never finish anything#mypost#like i just remembered the other idea i had shortly before i had The Idea That Has Cursed My Brain Since Last March#and they didnt initially start out this similar but ive now realized that#they both involve a duo of characters which are a lop-eared rabbit and some sort of mustelid#and also as a separate point of comparison but still between the same two things there is a character who is a guy with red eyes and glasses#who is slightly silly as a contrast to a character with green(ish) eyes that is sort of un-silly?#technically the premises of the concepts are entirely different#the one that has cursed me is a slightly complicated science fiction thingy and the one i made before that was supposed to be like#They are trying to cure some sort of mushroom infection plague thingy and its vaguely past times#...i forgot the specifics and i found a file i apparently intended as notes for it but its totally empty. Great help.#But anyways even if the premises are vastly different the character similarities haunt me way more#partially because i cannot remmeber the goddamn details of the mushroom one. Why#Why did i make a notes file if i didnt even have them why give my future self that false hope.#...also yes the mushroom one was sort of Pathologic With Fursonas but i didnt get very far in that game so i imagine it would have been#more different if i had actually gotten anywhere with that idea.#by not very far i mean i gave up on the first day because of a timing issue and never got back around to it...#and now im not friends with the person who really liked pathologic anymore.......so i dont have much drive to..........#this is getting unrelated to the post.
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I am pretty sure this is news to precisely no one. Considering if people know anything about me, they know I am constantly extolling the virtues of The Best Blue TM which is chrysocolla blue, a cyan that everyone and their dog insists to me is a green. NO. It is a blue.
HOW DO YOUR PERCEIVE BLUE AND GREEN?
#it is the true middle ground#between green and blue#so its technically neither or perhaps most accurately BOTH#but this my flat earth#it is blue and i will crawl from my grave to correct you
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apparently there's a theory among the fandom that the MoM is light. which is pretty cool considering that's been my thought since he mentioned to babynort that he never takes his coat off because he's too scared (said in a joking way, but was it a joke?)
my thought was that he wasn't always a being of pure light, but that he shed his form after his friends fell to darkness during the first(?) conflict with darkness. the darkness also used to "look like us" until it realized it was more powerful without a form, so maybe he took a page out of its book and went formless
the problem with this theory is that according to him, he and his 6 apprentices are to be vessels to hold the darkness. which i would imagine would be difficult to do if you were 1) a being of pure light or 2) dont actually have a body to contain it in
#wwaffles bein' an idiot#wwaffles is kh trash#the other thing is how would a being of pure light exist in a world of neither darkness nor light#but if i can think the darkness hitched a ride on sora i can also think /he/ rode in on a vessel of pure light#the one ''true'' dandelion perhaps?🤔#i mean nobodies are technically a vessel without darkness right? i mean they dont have hearts at all#supposedly. i never really understood that one. 'aw we do too have hearts! dont be mad!'
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Most of the sekai cast are like completely irrelevant to the main plots of the random card au but that doesn't stop me from thinking abt them from time to time. An Kohane and Haruka are more historical figures which ofc means tragedy but also they r kinda silly to me. Goat and boar so caught up in their echo chamber that they forgot how to actually hide it well in front of a normal person (Kohane)
#rat rambles#random card au#sekai posting#they loved to play wrestle and did basically everything together for years and dont ask what happened after that dw abt it haha ha ha#oh for context an is a star guy and haruka was one of the post dark god death dark vessels#neither actually knew that abt eachother until haruka found out too late#kohane didnt do anything bad btw she just stood there while everything fell apart basically#long story short there were some rumors abt a mysterious beast that might be a remnant of the dark god#and some of kohane's neighbors reported their suspicions of her and those suspicions began to escelate#leaving haruka and an to be assigned as her body guards and to also investigate the matters while they were there#now ofc both heard these rumors and went oh shit. uh oh. because both had had their own incidents in the area#the three basically played fake detective for a while where all 3 knew more than they let on but didnt tell the others#as time went on though an and haruka started getting more paranoid as the situation started reaching more wider public attention#this all was a very slow burn and it ultimately culminates in kohane walking in on an in her true form causing her to freak out and#run off leading to kohane freaking out and trying to get haruka's help leading to him freaking out and slipping into his true form which he#was witnessed in and ultimately aprehended#an would end up getting lost in the void place haruka killed and kohane left alone with a shitload of guilt#none of them come up in the main story in any meaningful way but I like to imagine misaki and an were friends for a while in the void place#before an started rapidly deteriorating because of worldbuilding shit rip#shes still technically alive but like. only technically.#but hey kohane would proceed to help shizuku and shiho with some other stuff thats world building relevant#hey ako even eventually reads smth she wrote#meanwhile mizuki is just making dolls and minori is delivering mail lucky bastards#theyre even both still alive! but they do live in the same town as akito still so how ok are they rly /j#theres a few others who have it pretty good too saki and ichika are still hanging out they even still make music#touya and nene are also both alive still but they. dont have it super great.#they do get to be slightly more relevant than most of the others tho even if they only appear in a side plot#hey doing better than honami shes part of the canonically doesnt exist anymore crew alongside yuri and original tae#poor girlie only exists to be a camera for ghost worldbuilding#kanade is the ghost btw shes still technically around but barely
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Coming back to this - I think the frank statements about just how grim things are here also point to something interesting in the interstices between LOTR and its readers. Sometimes I observe that LOTR is imagined as a story that wields hope as a cudgel against despair and so its readers ought to do the same (distilled further into the somewhat grating sentiment of 'hope™ uber alles / you MUST have hope or else!'), which I don’t think is necessarily borne out. There is plenty of despair openly voiced in LOTR, and critically it is not just the purview of Denethor, pigeonholed as the archetypal failure to hope hard enough. The characters most often cited for possessing estel-flavor hope also brush up regularly against despair and certainly do not speak of hoping for a good end or for much of anything. The present is very dark and the future is also dark - they cannot see it and they have very few expectations of it. When they speak of the future it is frequently in the context of emphasizing that things will never be the same again or return to what they were. In the face of that enormous uncertainty, what they still do is act, in spite of not knowing/thinking/believing that it will matter. As Elrond has it: "There is naught that you can do, other than to resist, with hope or without it."
With hope or without it! Hope is not the opposite of despair here; if anything is, maybe it's action. And solidarity; as Elrond adds, "But you do not stand alone."
LOTR has its iconic lines about hope and all, but don’t forget these gems of a somewhat different cast:
“No need to brood on what tomorrow may bring. For one thing, tomorrow will be certain to bring worse than today, for many days to come.” (Gandalf, ROTK)
“The whole thing is quite hopeless, so it’s no good worrying about tomorrow. It probably won’t come.” (Frodo, ROTK)
#or technically as the formulation of estel has it--#when there is no hope or good end in sight you must go on keeping faith in god's plan#which makes estel as a concept a littleee grating to me#and i maintain that classing estel as an insistence on hope in hopeless times misses the point that it's a question of faith in god#hope or no hope#anyway you're not betraying the ethos of lotr to say cynical shit or make bleak but true observations about the world. lol#i prefer the 'you are not obligated to finish the work / neither are you free to abandon it' idea greatly over the obligation to hope#and i would argue lotr also hews closer to that quote than to insistence on hope itself#since most of y'all do not (i assume) mean God's Plan when you talk about hope#lotr#hope#tolkien#skravler
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