#and tbh it might not even be for me but it doesn��t make it a bad album

[thegamingcatmom]

I just got back in my twilight phase and discovered your blog, so I was wondering if MC ever got transformed into a vampire in the sisters universe, who would be the one transforming her? I feel like the obvious choice would be tanya, but a part of me thinks that irina trying to kill MC, but accidently turning her would fit the level of unhinged they are. But also if turned into a vampire, how do you think the sisters would react to MC being stronger AND possibly hotter?

In that case:

Welcome to my blog! :3

Right off the bat: Irina cannot be trusted alone with MC at this point in time, that´s true. But it´s not gonna stay like that forever. She´ll come around sooner or later (more later though), so the chances of MC getting turned because Irina actually tried to finish the job are pretty slim. But I can see where you´re coming from and I love that yall´s minds are coming up with possible scenarios for the Unholy Trinity and their, uh...chosen one. 🤭

With that said-

It´s difficult to say who´s gonna turn her, as it depends on everything that leads up to that moment. And it´s gonna be a while yet before we even get to that moment. I don´t plan anything I write beforehand. I simply go with what feels right, so I´ll know who´s gonna turn MC when it gets to that. 😅

However, I´ve been working on a lil something for a bit now (yes, the something that´s supposed to make yall suffer), sort of like an alternate ending to The Sisters. Like, yknow how some games have multiple endings? There´s the good ending, the hidden one, and the bad one.

Well, consider my WIP the bad one. 😅

BUT: It might shine some light into everyone´s motives, especially when it comes to the whole turning thing.

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As for the sisters´ reactions to vampire!MC?

...I mean-

So, not rly any different from now. LMAO.

It´s true though: They might not realize it yet (well, except for Tanya lol) but, to them, MC´s already-

I´m actually gonna take a page out of Edward´s (well, SM´s lol) book here:

MC´s always gonna be their MC, just a lot less fragile. ;3

Like yknow, I don´t think there´s all that much that would change for them. Ofc it´s gonna be nice when they won´t have to worry about accidently crushing MC when hugging her anymore (Kate´s bear hugs can be rather suffocating, it has to be said), but when it comes to attraction? I don´t think they could possibly be any more smitten with MC. Or else they might actually eat her up, lmao.

So, it´s not gonna be an overly sexual first reaction, if that´s what you´re asking. It´s more like they´re completely in awe of what they´re seeing, almost like they´re not quite sure what they´re seeing is even real. Because, at that point, all of them have been through a lot, right? All those months (perhaps even years, I haven´t decided yet) of madness and longing and arguments and more longing and fighting and some more madness and then longing again and-

By the end of The Sisters, it will have been one hell of a ride for everyone involved. So, seeing everything finally come full circle when their chosen one joins them in their shared forever? I don't think words could truly capture their feelings, tbh.

However, something I find quite funny to think about:

I reckon it´s gonna be MC who turns into the horndog this time, lmao. As a newborn, there´s only gonna be two things on her mind when she first opens her eyes to this new world:

blood

sex

That´s gonna be all she cares about. And, somehow, I think she´s gonna try and go for the latter first because duh, look at that gorgeous wom-

Wait, there´s another-

And another-

Jesus, can you imagine?? Poor MC, completely driven by her instincts. Instincts she just doesn´t know how to deal with yet. Her brain´s gonna melt. She´s gonna melt. This is too much, she is but a newborn-

And the sisters? They couldn´t be more delighted at that display. For them, it´s like watching a baby take its first step. I mean, they´re literally ancient. And MC´s so young, she´s a baby. YKNOW WHAT I´M SAYING??

Sugar Momma mode activated.

KSBJFKASKBFASKF

Honestly though, that´s kinda how I envision it. The sisters are beyond mature, and MC just can´t cope with any of it. She´ll need the sisters to guide her, show her how it´s done. She´ll also need them to soothe that inner beast of hers that keeps telling her stuff that totally contradicts with what she´s actually thinking-

And then MC goes about actually jumping their bones, only for them to-

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Tanya: "Ah, ah...first we must get that thirst of yours under control, my love."

Kate: "I hate myself for this but, for once, I gotta agree with the spoilsport. One craving now, the other craving later. But God, you´re so sexy when you´re-"

Irina: "As Tanya said...we wouldn´t want you losing your pretty head halfway through and risk half of Alaska´s population being drained by noon, would we, maličký?"

MC, who hasn´t understood a word after "thirst": 🩸👁️👄👁️🩸

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YKNOW???

But I also kinda HC that, in the world of vampires, with age comes status. All vampires have this inner beast that´s responsible for their more primal behavior and instinctive reactions in certain situations. Such as coming face to face with an elder. And MC´s got three of them.

Lord have mercy on that poor girl. We all wanna be her, let´s face it.

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Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

[okwonyo]

yk i get where you're coming from... like you think the people who exposed the 12 year old should have kept quiet about it because the kid requested for her age to be a secret. i'd agree with you, if the kid was over the age of 14 or 15. but being 12, and lurking on tumblr and on nsfw blogs (even if she doesn't interact with nsfw works) is not safe for her. and before you ask me to stop acting like her mom, no i'm not bae. i'm just saying it's unsafe for her to be here at this age, knowing there's a lot of unfiltered stuff on here that she should not be exposed to at 12. more that that, many authors have revealed that they're not comfortable with a 12 year old interacting with even their sfw works, simply because she's too young. they hadn't put a "age <14 dni" because usually we don't see people less than the age of 14 here. but it is reasonable that they don't want her to interact with them because imagine writing about a makeout scene (no matter how innocent it is) and a literal child reading and interacting with it. idk it's just super weird. tbh, i don't blame the writers who exposed the kid. it's not like anyone's kicking her off tumblr. people who are fine with talking to 12 year olds are still going to interact with her. but it is very important to respect writers' boundaries too. and if she had been a reasonable age, then exposing her would have been bad. but the kid was hiding something that's literally going to make so many authors uncomfortable. so i think it's okay.

no, this is not my point at all. the thing is that, before even exposing her age on tumblr, they didn’t take the time to talk to her about it. they didn’t have discussion with her on how unsafe it was for her — just went on their account, exposed this little girl’s age (while making it seem like she was consuming nsfw which she doesn'’t, mind you), blocking her and making fun of her in their little group chat .. this, even after apologizing, and barely even taking responsibility for their actions (didn’t address the whole nsfw thing) is not alright. you talk to me about uncomfort; but do you think the kid was comfortable being exposed like that ? do you think her boundaries weren’t crossed when they exposed her age without any warning ? as i said, if the only people you think about protecting are people that are two days away from being adults against a child who barely entered middle school, then you are the problem. i’m not saying that being there at such a young age is fine — but we can’t control what she does, if she is there, we might as well try to protect her and talk to her in a civilized way. it’s all about respect and empathy, basic thinking skills and having a little bit of morals, the situation should have been handled better and i will forever stand by that. now, i’m done talking about this situation or trying to make you all understand what is the real problem because it keeps on making me upset.

[glitchy-toxin]

Meet the idiot, Aka. Glitchy-Toxin!

So! Hello there! ✌ I'm Glitchy-Toxin, you can call me Glitchy-Toxin, Glitchy, toxin or whatever you like tbh. I am fandom driven adult man who is trying to get into…I guess, fandoms in online? A little more people to interact with and share all the fandom stuff lol.

I'm going to keep this blog as kind of a general blog and make side blogs to certain fandoms to keep things kinda organized. I decided to use side blogs for some different fandoms, bc I stumble upon a lot of people who don't want to follow blogs that post things about too many topics (and also it is easier for me too). I am a multifandom person and I have a lot of different Shows/comics(Manga and webcomics)/games that I like and might want to babble about.

Here's a list below to give you some general idea of what kind of things I like:

🔹 One piece 🔹 Naruto 🔹 Genshin impact 🔹 Tmnt 2003 🔹 Avatar the last airbender and Korra 🔹 Code lyoko 🔹 Wakfu (mostly just the game, but I also like the series) 🔹 Digimon (Series 1 and 02 mostly) 🔹 Pokémon (Games) 🔹 Boku no hero academia 🔹 Vox machina 🔹 Critical role 🔹 Haikyuu!! 🔹 Shingeki no kyoijin 🔹 Durarara 🔹 Full metal alchemist (brotherhood, if anime) 🔹 K - project 🔹 and bunch of other that I might mention here and there ✨

Here's also list that I have for side blogs for now, I also might add more later on:

glitchy-toxin-piece (One piece)

glitchy-toxinaruto (Naruto)

I have to note also that, there might be some fandoms that I never make an actual side blog to, bc even if I like the topic, I might not be dedicated enough to keep a blog about it, tho it doesn't mean I don't want to talk about them in my main blog. Oh and also that, I go by hyperfixating on one topic for a while and go back to another after that and so on. So, if my sideblog hasn´t been updated or I haven´t mentioned certain topic for a while, it doesn´t mean I´ve lost interest forever!

I reblog Art/headcanons/fics?/other fandom related stuff and might post some of my arts/headcanons/other fandom stuff too. My own fics I can't share bc of language problems.

I am also multisipper and u probably going to see a lot of gay ship 🌈 stuff in my blogs. I am open for all kind of ships, but mostly start to like gay ships. I have ships that I am not interested in and probably don't want to talk about, but I don't necessarly hate any ship. people are free to ship whatever, as long as they don't hurt anyone.

My blogs might contain 18+ content so beware! Thx for reading!

~ Discourse free ~ peace ~ chill ~

✨ ~ Have fun ~ ✨

[yandere-daze]

the anon below me is awesome bro, imagine how petty and probably will never talk to them again, not even a single word coming out of the player's mouth and only looking down or anywhere except their faces THAT kind of pettiness yk what I mean? But a player with a strong favoritism?? If only that person is good and didn't rlly do anything but ignores the player (adonis, hajime, maybe niki idk, mayoi etc) maybe the player will kinda able to forgive them.... BUT if that person is like kohaku for example bc he is hostile towards you, maybe the pettiness is taking over instead of favoritism, lastly the player will probably only spend time with the ones that ignored the player instead of the ones that's openly hostile to them.. probably me tbh.

also can I be 🎻 anon??

Combining these two asks because they were about something pretty similar! And yes, you can be 🎻 anon ^^

gn reader

tw yandere, obsession, mention of bullying, physical violence

The player ignoring/striking back against the characters that had wronged them once

It´s honestly an understandable reaction if we´re being honest. We´ve all explained at length just how shitty it would feel to be treated so horribly for no reason at all and no apology could ever make up for what you went through. Bullying can influence a person´s life forever so what do you think happens when 50 batshit crazy yanderes are all after you because you “chased away” their darling? You´re in for one hell of a bad time and I wouldn´t doubt that you couldn´t just pretend everything was fine once the truth was revealed. I mean yes, now they´re super nice to you and practically kiss the ground you walk on but that doesn´t just make up for all they´ve done to you in the past. None of it feels honest now that you know what they´re capable of and it´s only natural that you would hold a grudge against them now.

Of course, when you start ignoring people, they´re all very heartbroken, though they can understand where you´re coming from. What they did was terrible! They love you more than anyone else and yet they insulted you and made you feel unwelcome. They know they have a lot to make up for but please don´t just ignore them, it hurts so much to not get a single scrap of your attention and they feel like they´re torn apart every time you pointedly look the other way when you come across each other in the hallway.

At this point, they aren´t really sure if you actively being cruel to them back or ignoring them is worse. At least when you throw insults their way or even hit them, you´re paying attention to them even if your feelings are negative. They´re still in your thoughts and they´re able to pretend that if they just withstand enough of your righteous punishment, you might one day forgive them. They don´t care how much you hurt them as long as they can stay by your side! So just please don´t ignore them, it hurts more than a thousand slaps ever could!

The second part of this is the favoritism and the jealousy that comes with it. It looks like you´re more willing to talk to the ones that didn´t do anything drastic and moreso just kept their distance and while it´s obviously understandable why you would act this way, the ones being ignored can´t help but simmer in self-pity and envy. If only they had recognized you sooner, if only they had held back, none of this would have happened and you would look at them the same way you do people like Hajime or Sora! But they messed it all up and now they really don´t know what to do to ever earn your forgiveness for the grave sins they have committed

[considermygenderminecrafted]

everyday i think abt how underutilized it isin fanfic and hcs and otherwise that mr minecraft Doesn know hes immortal. hes just Like That without Knowing

Honestly? I take Phil's relationship with death and I hold it gently in my hands because what the Fuck is happening here.

Like it's odd because there is a consistent through line, I just cannot fully articulate the through line. Like cc!Phil as you said, c!Phil doesn't know he's immortal, he just knows he hasn't died yet. [I can't find the specfic clip i think we're both thinking of but here's one that'll do]

I've seen some posts which talk about how Phil (and techno) haven't internalised the inevitability of death in the same way other characters have and I can't comment on Techno in this instance but Phil??? That man is so comfortable with the idea he will die at somepoint that he hasn't considered that he might not.

It's so fucking fascinating because he knows that something about him and death is different, but he doesn't trust it to hold. Like he *knows* he's outlived all his loved ones. He knows hell do it again. He knows it'll hurt every time and he knows that'll love again regardless, but he's also certain there is an end for him as well. He just doesn't know when. That's why he's Like That.

Like he constantly using "when" not "if" when talking about him and death, he wonders if in the after life the gods will be so gracious that he'll have his wings back, but he doesn't know if he can die or not. He just knows that he hasn't.

It's fuckin fascinating. A man who is just so good he hasn't had to figure out if death is something that is certain for him for centuries, but who also treats the inevitability of death like its a conversation he's had so often he knows the scripts by heart.

I also like, think about how he would justify/rationalize the survivors guilt? Like Phil is not a man who believes there are "free actions" to use a DnD term, all things have consequences it's just some of them are worth it. And personally I think the reason he thinks he's cursed to be followed by death and "everything that comes near me dies" is because he's not dead yet. He thinks that was the trade - one he never got to know the terms of.

He remains untouched by death but its still follows him, and it's shadow will still swallow his loved ones whole. He is not the exception in more ways than one.

Like, tbh for Phil i think the thing he cares more about is how death relates to the people he cares about. IMO the reason he *is* careful not to die even for things he cares about and the people he loves, even though he's okay with the "fact" he will die at some point, is because he knows how much death hurts the people you care about. The ones you leave behind. He knows the concept of him dying scares Techno (he holds a totem for techno on doomsday, Techno tells him he worries about it) and he knows so deeply what it is like to lose the ones you care about. He doesn't want to give that to people if he can avoid it, its grief is not a burden he wants to give out lightly.

But hes also, he never acts as though he cant die, he never talks about it as certainty, he never promises more than him being careful, of trying to be safe.

TBH at this point I think him finding out he can't died (?) would be more fucking devastating and world shattering for him than finding out he could. Phil takes comfort in the impermanence of it all, to find out he might be a fixture would change things.

Honestly my final thought in this ramble is we the veiwers don't know either. We have no idea what kinda of immortal he is! We know he can't die from natural causes in the way schlatt can, but I'm not sure if we know if he can die fullstop? Cc!phil makes references to both possibilities constantly, and there are ways that can be consistent (eg he can only die to being killed and he just doesn't get killed, he can die to mobs ect ect but he just doesn't) but we don't know!

We don't know if the forest and the "Her" he talks about is Mumza as the Goddess of death, we don't know how his immortality works, we don't anything! We're on this ride w/ c!phil just with a little more info.

It's pog, and it should be talked about more.

[If you do wanna read a weird little fanfic about Phil and death i have one about him meeting the goddess of death (?) im not sure if it's exactly what you're looking for but it's here if you want it If you just want the bit about like how i think he thinks about death just read the very last section]

[fanart-for-life-bun]

hey are you on of monsterritory friends? if so can you tel her to keep doin the kaijuto comic plz?????

Ok first of all, english might not be my first language, but you just assassinated it right in front of me, how vulgar of you

Second of all, WTF IS THIS QUESTION?! No i´m not friends with @monsterritory (which from what i remember they go by he/him pronouns, unless i´m wrong, they can correct me later) i used to do fanart for them yes, but that´s it, we haven´t really talked tbh, and btw

NO I WILL NOT ASK THEM TO CONTINUE "KAIJUITO" OR ANY OTHER COMIC BC COMMON DECENCY EXISTS!

Y´know when someone doesn´t feel like doing something anymore? That´s probably their case with their comics and THATS FUCKING RUDE to ask such thing bc it´s disrespectful as fuck and i sincerely hope you leave them tf alone if you ask them such bullcrap like you just asked me

even if i were their friend i would simply tell them to ignore this bullshit and move on bc newsflash honey, i´m not into making SU stuff anymore (unless it´s fanart and ONLY when i´m feeling like doing it) and probably neither them do! I do not know them, they don´t know me, simple as that, stop asking me shit

[aquariansarehumanitarians]

30, 15 and 10 for the hypmic ask game (hehe huhu thx for the ask you sent me)

Omg ofc ofc!! owo Thank you for making it and for askin’ me some too!

Is the music a key factor in your interest for the franchise?

Oh, hell yeah. I genuinely don’t think I would’ve been able to be as invested as I am without the music. 

Tbh now that I’m thinking about it, that tracks… extremely… with the other hyperfixations I had growing up… (*see Gorillaz, Vocaloid).

In the last ask I did! owo

What is a song you think doesn´t get the attention it deserves?

Oooh let’s see…

Tbh I feel like I don’t know which songs get talked about a lot? Especially bc I wasn’t in the fandom at the time some of these songs got released? But here are some of the ones I personally haven’t really seen people talk about:

Bayside-Suicide: Literally the first MTC song I ever liked on first listen. I just really love the instrumental on this one, and I enjoy his seiyuu’s voice even if I’m not necessarily a Jyuto fan.

Kaigen: It might surprise some of you to know that this is actually my favorite second DRB song? Like, of the ones that are on the battle albums, specifically. It did NOT need to go that hard and yet, it did. I finally read the translation of this for the first time recently and CRIED. Also the rawness of Jyushi’s regular voice in the beginning gives me chills. It’s just… *chef’s kiss*. I love it so so so much.

Re:start: Genuinely love the chill vibes of this song.

Labyrinth Wall: So like… I was recently telling a friend about how I deeply respect Jyushi’s gothic vibe but that musically his songs don’t always hit for me? THIS is what I want from a gothic song. I put it on this list bc I feel like it gets overshadowed by Champagne Gold and Tigridia big time. I love those songs very much too, but u know…

[scorpiosanssexy]

hello~ could i please request a roomate matchup?? i'm an INTJ/INTP (when i did the test i goth both??), sagittarius, enneagram type 6 and ravenclaw. i have anxiety and so i mostly keep to myself unless you're my friend then it's an another story. i spend my time learning languages or drawing, watching kdramas or ghibli, reading manga. i can cook (i'm a vegetarian) but i LOVE baking especially for others. i'm suffering from ed and depression so i guess i want someone who'll understand me. (1)🍑

i'm definitely a night owl and can sleep until noon. i can't sleep without a small light or white noise/asmr. i listen to music a lot and i sign in choir. i also love memes and vines so expect me to send them and quote them a lot. i can be a little bossy when it comes to cleaning since mess irritates me. i have an asthma and dust mite allergy so i have an air purifier in my room. my aesthetic switches from yumi kawaii to pastel to dark academia to goth. (2)🍑

when it's night you can find me looking out the window to look at the stars (i have an obsession with astronomy). i definitely want to adopt a cat (even though i'm allergic to them) or a dog. i also love psychology. sorry if it was too long. (3)🍑thank you so much and have a great day!!

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Dear User,

congratulations, we have found you a potential roommate. We have throughly looked through your application and we hope you are happy with your result. Below this post are all the details about them. 

Yours Sincerely

The Accommodation Team

now, this may come as a bit of a susprise to you, I know, I am still in shock that I picked him tbh 

Name: Oikawa Tooru

Birthday: 20th July (Cancer)

MBTI: ENFJ

But i have my reasons 

Oikawa is someone who brings the best out of all his teammates and he knows of their strenghts and weaknesses, this leads me to believe he is a very peceptive person and can pick up on social cues very quickly 

He can tell when you start to feel anxious in any social situation, so you too work as a little team. 

The plan goes as follows, when he see’s that you are feeling out of depth he usually comes up with some lame exucse as to why he needs to leave etc..... 

I Need to take the dog for a walk, (Mattsun+ Makki: you don’t even have a dog)

But dues to his charms most people fall for it, leaving him to be your knight in shining armour as he likes to call it and take you to a more relaxing place

more like doofus in plaid shorts

I know that a lot of people see Oikawa as someone who is a bit superfical, but that is not the case 

He is a cancer after all so he is extremely empathatic 

He always sits and listens to you and when you have your depressive episodes, I feel like he would dress you up and go for a huge shopping spree with you and spoil you rotton 

of course, if you just wanted a hug that is fine too 

Oikawa is a very insecure boi, so if you depression was based upon your self-esteem, he would definetely offer you some advice and you too would just cry it out 

I feel like he would 100% understand you 

Now, i see you are into K-dramas, let’s just say that Oikawa learned flirting from the best 

only kidding 

When you both have a free night, you will binge agressively all your favourite shows with popcorn and some rosé wine 

yes oikawa is a rosé wine drinker 

You guys definetely yell at the characters a lot, like they can actually hear you 

NOOOOOO! WHY DO YOU PICK HIM,

OOHHH! NOW HE IS FIT 

by the end of the night you both in laughing fits or crying tears maybe a little bit of both

now because he was in brazil for some time, Oikawa did pick up a little bit of Portugease

He is in slight awe when he see’s you practicing your languages, he will come and ask you to teach him swear words i am sorry 

also loves your drawing too, he likes to hang them around the place and show them off to Iwaizumi 

he acts as if he has drawn them 

When it comes to you being a vegetarian, when it is off season I could see Oikawa becoming one too 

you guys would give each other diffferent meal ideas and stuff and sometimes cook together 

If you make him milk bread he might just have to marry you on the spot 

Oikawa is an night owl too and he has a bad habit that when he wants to perfect something he obsesses over it 24/7

you too would be having breakfast together in 1 in the afternoon 

you would try and encourage each other to have a better sleep schuele 

then at 3am you would see each other go to bed 

you see now I am disappointed with the both of us

Now Oikawa is scared of the dark so he has to sleep with his lava lamp (exposed)

he is not fussed with your lights or asmr at all 

hell, he probably listens to it now because of you (makes him less scared of the dark)

He will come and watch when you sing in choir too (also what group where you in because I was in the mezzo soprano group) 

Oikawa likes it when you are bossy, i feel like you are someone who doesn’ t take his crap so ffs Oikawa please stop leaving dirty cups everywhere 

you have Iwaizumi on speed dial if Oikawa doesn’t clean his shit up so he can kick him 

Also, Oikawa is not a memer, you, makki and mattsun could be literally speaking vines to each other and Oikawa would just be pouting from the other side of the room 

But Oikawa is very happy that you are making friends and smiling 

Oikawa is the CEO of buying air purifier 

he says it makes his skin go bad but in reality he just really likes all the smells 

also makes sure you have your inhaler with you at all times too

Now, as I was saying before when you and Oikawa have your deep chats this definetely takes place on the rooftop with the pair of you looking out to the stars 

Oikawa is the biggest Astronomey nerd ever to exist, so when big celestrial events happen (ie: Supermoons and Lunar Eclispes) you guys will get loads of blankets and some food too and watch the stars together 

this is also where you talk about your hopes and dreams and probably where Oikawa’s facade slips completely 

this is making me soft uwu

Oikawa likes that your aesthetic changes from time to time 

becuase that means apartment makeovers 

or just trips to ikea lol 

Overall, you have a perceptive, kind-hearted and slightly overdramatic roommate

Other Potential Matches: Sugawara Koushi and Akaashi Keiji

Thank you so much for your patience 

[kazeki15]

MDZS FanFic Common Misleading

So, sometimes I found these misleading to some MDZS fanfic that I have read before. And just want to clarify and write it down here for future reference.

This is ONLY if you want to make the characters, rules, status, etc as close as the original. If you want to make your own kind of jiang cheng or wei wuxian or the other characters with your own rules then it's up to you. Because it is free to write what you like.

Some of these are not applicable if the fics is in different universe

Hope it is easy to understand because my english is bad, and Im still practicing ;_; Sorry if it sounds rude or anything, I'm trying to be polite as much as possible here.

JC address JYL as A-jie/jie/Jie Jie NOT Shijie NEITHER A-li

Yes, I often find fanfic where JC call JYL as shijie (and the author thought it means the same) sometimes A-li (Jiang Cheng is younger guys, you can't carelessly call your older siblings without honorifics in China and some other Asian countries, especially in ancient times, they pay attention to this a lot). Shijie is how you call the female senior disciple, that's why only WWX and maybe other junior disciple call JYL as shijie. A-Jie or jie jie (wen ning use Jie jie) is how they address the older sister. However, in some situation, some people might call a female stranger that looks just slightly older than them as jie jie (like how WWX call the woman who sells loquat in the donghua as jiejie).

JC can't handle spicy food as much as WWX (NOPE, HE CAN)

Sometime I also find some fanfic where they make as if JC can't eat spicy food or can only handle a lil bit of spicy. In one of the audio drama extra eps. JC eat WWX's very spicy congee like it's a normal food without coughing or anything and he said it taste normal. Unless it is clarified that the food is something like "the spiciest food in the world that gives you diarrhea" or something like that in the fic then it is acceptable that JC won't eat it.

If I'm not mistaken I see some parts of the manhua in instagram saying that Yunmeng people love to eat spicy food (so I guess it's their traditional food?). So not only JC and WWX but also the other yunmeng jiang can handle spicy food.

Jiang Cheng to Wei Wuxian

Sure they are brothers in everything but blood. However, Jiang Cheng never say anything about Wei Wuxian is his brother loudly and proudly because he's a tsundere. OUR SALTY YET LOVEABLE UNCLE IS A TSUNDERE.

Titles and Honorifics are IMPORTANT

They always pay attention to title and status. Remember, TITLES and HONORIFICS ARE IMPORTANT. Only the elder or very close family might call LWJ as 'wangji' or 'lan wangji'. The other disciple won't dare to call him 'lan wangji' even if they are on the same generation as him (unless they are WWX because he's shameless, and JC when he's salty and angry). They always address him as 'Second young master lan' or 'Han Guang Jun'. He's a YOUNG MASTER not a COMMONER. Don't make some random disciple calling our Hanguang-Jun as 'Lan Wangji' that is so RUDE.

Even modern China still pay attention for their honorifics (there're a lot). Even those Chinese descendants in any other countries (like mine) still use it. Yes, there are a bunch of it, even the way you call uncle from mother or father's side are different. Eldest, second, third uncles/aunties from both side are different. It is very confusing sometimes I need to ask my mom "What did I supposed to call him again?"

Same goes to the other young master (JZX, NHS, JC, etc)

Gusu lan elders can't accept WWX so they tried to get rid of him by attacking him

(Take time after WWX married to LWJ)

Don't forget. Killing is prohibited in the cloud recesses. Fighting is prohibited in the cloud recesses. They never mention this but I'm sure attacking other people one sidedly is prohibited, especially if they are doing it quietly with no one looking. What can the elders do if they want to complain? Talk. So mostly they can only attack WWX by using words. 'Proper' and 'polite' and no 'yelling'.

Han Guang Jun title

LWJ got this title when he's around 18-20. So when WWX was 15 studying at the Cloud Recesses, LWJ don't have this title yet.

Courtesy Name

They get their courtesy name when they reach around 13-15 y.o. So no courtesy name before that, only their birth name. However, courtesy name can be prepared as early as they want like in Jin Ling's case (but he doesn''t like his courtesy name because it sounds girly).

Only males get courtesy name according to wikipedia.

Actually, in modern AU courtesy name is not really needed (except modern AU with cultivation). However, it's not fun without it so this is also up to you whether to use courtesy name in the modern era or not.

How A-Yuan address himself when he was a child

Whenever baby A-yuan talk to older people he will not use "I" or "me" to address himself but "A-yuan". Not only A-yuan, but most of little children address themselves using their names when they are talking to older people, especially their parents and older siblings.

For example "A-yuan is hungry" instead of "I'm hungry".

A-Yuan's parents AKA WN's & WQ's cousin

The cousin is most likely the FATHER. A-Yuan's surname is Wen (Wen Yuan). By tradition they must follow their father's surname instead of mother UNLESS he was raised with a single-mother who don't know who the father is OR they don't approve the man to be A-Yuan's dad.

Edit: A-Yuan calls Wen Ning as Ning-shushu, shushu is father's younger brother/male cousin

Does Gusu Lan people all vegetarian?

There's no official statement all Gusu Lan must be vegetarian. They eat bitter herbal stuff probably for health and cultivation. However, eating meat is not forbidden for Lan people. Our Jingyi eats chicken wings. Sure he likes to broke so many rules, but there's Sizhui who always remind him, told him to keep his voice low when he's yelling, told him to slow down when he's running, but never stop him eating the chicken wing.

Gusu Lan founder, Lan An, was a monk. According to my research whether a monk allowed to eat meat or not, yes they can. However, do not to have any animal killed for your own satisfaction.

For example, do not order the meat when the animal is still alive. Order whatever that is already cooked.

(Src: mothership 'S’pore monk answers questions on whether Buddhists can eat beef & their dietary restrictions' by Nyi Nyi Thet)

THERE'S NO SUCH A THING AS 'To keep the bloodline pure they get married within the blood relation (inbreeding)

I'm aware there's ancient royal family did this to keep the bloodline pure but this does not apply in China (most likely to the whole Asia). In fact, it is a TABOO to get married to your relative no matter how extended their family is. As long as there's blood relation they can't get married by tradition.

They are still very strict about this even until modern time.

I'm a Chinese descendant, my formal surname is no Chinese name BUT, most of Chinese Descendant have another name which is their chinese name and chinese surname (I'm not sure if it's a surname or something else, we call it 'se' but I'm not sure what it is. But just to makes it easier). My Chinese surname is Tan, and if I want to find a partner I must make sure this person is not Tan, because if he's a Tan he must be a descendant from the same ancestor as mine even though I didn't know this man nor his family at all. Except he's adopted.

In conclusion there's no such thing as 'half-Lan', 'half-Jin', 'half-Jiang', etc.

Yes, I do find a fanfic where our baby Jingyi getting sad ad saying he's not fully a Lan/half Lan, that's why he can't behave properly like how pure blooded Lan. And tbh I can't rly accept this but I'm aware the author have their own freedom to write things.

Ofc I won't stop you if you want to make an AU about the royal family inbreeding.

Wen Qing is a doctor/healer

SHE'S A DOCTOR DO NOT MAKE HER KILL PEOPLE PLEASE. She even said it herself "We are healers, we treat people not to kill them"

So yea, I think that's it for now. Please correct me if there's some mistake with these facts. Thank you

[thegamingcatmom]

I mean, we know that tanya had a little moment where she was into angsty little twinks (edward). So how would a first meeting between MC and edward go?

angsty little twinks 😭

I assume you´re talking about The Sisters? Well, tbh-

I haven´t decided yet if I want the Denalis and the Cullens to know each other. Both scenarios have their allure, because I can totally see Kate being all "Heeeey, Eddie boy" in that usual up to no good way of hers when they meet again with MC in the middle, but I can also see the Denalis being all hissy and spitty about these vampires they´ve never met before - a potential threat to their human.

I´ll know when I get to that. 🙃

Your ask leans more into a scenario where they´ve met before, though, right? With that said:

Edward wants to scream.

Because the things going on in Tanya´s head-

SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNKNOWN, TYVM. 😭

Basically, it´s gonna look smt like this:

The Denalis: *greet everyone* The Cullens: *greet back* MC: *awkward cause she doesn´t know half the ppl here and the other half consists of her abductors* Kate: "Well, Eddie boy-" Edward, already done af (as per usual when it comes to Kate): "Kate, do me a favor and go wrestle some bears with Emmett." Emmett, in the background: "Hell, yeah!" Carlisle: "Edward, be nice to your cousin." Edward: *indignant spluttering* Kate: "Yes Eddie boy, be nice to your favorite cousin-" Edward, pulling THAT card: "Tanya, will you please control your unruly sister?" Kate: *snorts* Tanya: *busy making eyes at MC* MC: *busy looking everywhere but at Tanya* Edward: "...Tanya?" Tanya: *twirling her hair, batting her eyes, giggling* MC: *...awkward coughing* Edward: "...Tan-" ... Edward: *looks like his system crashed* Carlisle: "...Edward?" Tanya, on the outside: 🥰 Tanya, in her mind: 😏🍆💋❤️‍🔥👉👌 Edward: *dying inside* Carlisle, most concerned now: "Son?" Kate: *grins in shithead cause she knows exactly what just happened* Tanya: *starts grinning too cause that´s what Eddy the Shy Bean gets for constantly sticking his nose into her business...not literally though cause heads will roll then* MC: *blissfully unaware, as per usual* MC, in a desperate attempt to break the awkward silence: "So...cousins, huh?" Tanya: 🥰 Kate: 😁 Edward: 💀 Carlisle: 😰

YKNOW??? 😭

It´s entirely possible that Edward and MC won´t even get the chance to talk because Tanya just can´t seem to keep things PG around MC and Edward just can´t deal. 🫠

I gotta say, I kinda HC that the Denali sisters have a knack for doing that.

Driving Edward mad, that is, lol.

The sisters are very sexual beings, and Edward is very much...not. So, I´d like to think that it started off as them trying to get back at him for being a nosy lil shit (even though it´s pretty much out of his control), but, over time, they started doing it just for shits and giggles.

Tanya was against it at first for obv. reasons. But once she realized Edward´s pretty much a hopeless case, she was only all to eager to join in, lmao.

Kate: "Hey, wanna bet 100 bucks on who can make Eddy boy scream like a lil girl first?" Irina: *snorts* "Make it 500 and we´ll talk." Tanya: "You might as well both pay me in advance."

YKNOW??? 😭

However, even if MC and Eddy got the chance to have an actual conversation, I don´t think Tanya would care all that much about his presence. Why would she? She´s quite busy thinking thoughts and feeling feels for one specific person. 😏

In fact, I can totally see her being all-

"See that, Edward? What you can do, I can too. But I look so much better doing it."

CAUSE YKNOW-

Bella´s a human. And MC´s a human. And Edward basically "ditched" Tanya for said human. So Tanya is only all too happy to return the favor while absolutely refusing to acknowledge the fact that Edward couldn´t care less LMAO.

Tanya´s a proud being who loves to show what she´s got, especially to her extended family who never thought they´d see the day.

So, its probs gonna look smt like:

🤷🏻‍♀️

As for MC-

Yknow, I think her and Edward would actually get long quite alright? In fact, I can totally see them gossiping about Tanya like-

MC: "Ugh, she´s so-" Edward: *smiles in sympathy and amusement cause boy does he know* Edward: "I know."

YKNOW??? 😭

Also, Edward (well, and Alice too) is basically a walking alarm system when it comes to the sisters´ shenanigans. So MC would do well to keep him as close as possible at all times. 😅

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Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

[isagrimorie]

[initial reactions] Doctor Who 12x03 - Orphan 55

Doctor Who coming in as a good distraction from all the volcano stuff.

I liked this episode it’s not great, and as an Ed Hime script it didn’t live up to expectation. More on those thoughts later.

Going through by list:

The Doctor's in a 'mardy mood' and the team has noticed, so much so that Yaz commented, only to be rebuffed by the Doctor. I like that there's emotional continuity from Spyfall. I do find it curious that her mood this time around is different to the immediate post-Time War depression.

Anyway, back to this, I do feel now that the Doctor's still processing her feelings about this new development but she's also being moody about it. And she's more aggressive about it, she's snarky to Kane the whole way through up to the time she seemingly sacrificed herself for the Doctor (only to appear later to save Bella).

Jodie really has settled in the role, I think. Her Standard Doctor Evasion Protocol is in full working order. She’s not so much pushing people away but she isn’t letting people in either. And for the first time we didn’t see her keen on being around the team as much.

Good writing for the team, I think. Yaz felt more integrated to the dynamic, leaving her traumatized again. But also, Yaz and Graham seems to have gotten suspicious of the Doctor now, especially Yaz, practically accusing her of keeping secrets: "When did you know? That it was Earth" That's going to be interesting in the future.

Ryan and Bella were cute and I hope we see Bella again. and I choose to believe that Bella and Kane made it out alive. Kane is a survivor and I'm sure after the Doctor teleported out, they also made it out.

I guess in Bella's family, they go 110% on everything and there's no half measures.

Did the Doctor accidentally do an End of the World with them, experiencing their world in ruin as she did, without meaning to. Even though she tried to spare them by protecting them from the knowledge.

"I'm the Doctor, and you, madam, are far too handsy!" I think this is more fodder for my theory that the Doctor really doesn't like to be touched. Thirteen was also thisclose to almost projecting her issues on Kane but almost pulled it back, Thirteen settled on being snarky at her instead. But I could tell she wanted to.

"If I had crayons and half a can of SPAM, I can build you from scratch!" LOL. There she is, there's the arrogant, snappy Doctor I know and love. She's also a lot more bossy here.

I like Kane. She's obviously conflicted but also strong, she's not evil but making her way through it but she's so focused on her goal she lost sight of her family.

The moment with Ryan and Bella with the Dregs almost getting them until the ionic membrane kicked in. I love Yaz teasing Ryan about Bella, and then Thirteen inserting herself like a parent sitting when their kid is talking to their crush.

"Solar blistering. What a lovely phrase, here's another one: Completely knackered vehicle." Did I mention I love when she's being snarky.

Thirteen using the lack of oxygen as an excuse not to talk to or answer Yaz. I love how childish that is. Also, the Doctor not letting a little thing like oxygen get in the way of curiosity. Plus, respiratory by pass.

More uses of the Doctor's touch telepathy. Also, away from the team, but also she planned it so she's the only one in danger.

I wonder if this was after the events in the End of the World or one of the many evacuations of planet Earth. The Humans have gone so far, that they even forgot Earth was a thing. I honestly thought too that the reason why Kane wanted to terraform Orphan 55 was because she knew it was Earth and wanted to get Earth back for Bella.

"C'mon! This isn't to solve a family dispute! What about good old passive-aggressive discussion?!" Seriously the Doctor's dialogue this episode was on fire. Also, The Doctor to Brax. Who might be dead again. Also, the Doctor to the Team right now.

"It breathes carbon dioxide in and oxygen out like a really angry tree!" Huh. Could these be Jabe's ancestors?

"Maybe you should have mentioned that before you pulled a gun on her!"

"Bella has serious issues." Heh. Yaz was also on fire this episode with her one liners.

Things I didn't like

TBH, I could have done without the heavy handed message, I'd take a scene showing Kane either managed to destroy the creatures or teleport out with Bella than that really heavy handed message.

I liked Lee Haven Jones direction of Spyfall, Part 2. I did not like his directing here or at least part way through, there's a certain point where I thought, oof, the directing isn't as tight.

I did not need James Buckley's character in this episode.

Benni thing ran long, IMO. Also why didn't they use the maintenance teleport to transport everyone back into the building.

Overall

I think this was a serviceable Base under seige story and did rather well on writing for the Doctor and the team. Thirteen, especially seems to have received more focus and Jodie's performance has only gotten better. She seems settled in the role now.

I think the Doctor's still trying to work through her own feelings about the ruin of Gallifrey. I think (like me) the Doctor still holds out hope there are survivors. And this time around the Doctor didn't destroy Gallifrey, so her relationship to this new ruin is different.

The Doctor's always had mixed feelings about Gallifrey, and it's clear that especially in Spyfall, Part 2 Thirteen never had any intention of visiting Gallifrey or talking about it. Especially after the Time Lords did the Doctor dirty, and the Doctor all but destroyed Gallifrey's system of government.

@julielilac​'s gif made me think, what if the Doctor's feelings for the Master isn't as clear cut as we thought? Because they're the only two people now who knows what it feels like to destroy Gallifrey. At least Gallifrey is still standing when the Master went on his grief rampage, the Doctor completely destroyed the planet leaving nothing but dust when they destroyed it the first time 'round.

Doesn't mean she's not angry with the Master, the mix is there, of course.

But I also felt like Hime didn't live up to the levels of It Takes You Away for me, which is a shame.

I feel while Hime did well with the Doctor and the team, the writing wasn't what it's cracked up to be.

Episode score: 5/10

[ruiyuki-archives]

bnha x psycho pass AU

This is an AU I wrote on the todomomo discord server eons ago. Anything posted to this blog will be transcripts of old original work and not really edited, save for formatting. I have no guarantees if I will ever finish these AUs either so these will only be kept as an archive. 

 Original transcript posted to tdmm discord: Mar 2019

OK @xharu‘s tdmm psycho pass au fanart got me like 💡💡💡 all day at work so like ASHFJGLS JUST TAKE THIS IDEA VOMIT

ok so part of me wants to have Inspector!Momo and Enforcer!Todo but also Inspector!Todo makes so much more sense

esp if All Might and Endeavor are high ranking inspectors in the Public Safety Bureau

So like lets go with Inspector!Todo that needs to live up to his dad's reputation and very-good-at-her-job-but-not-always-confident Inspector!Momo as a team leading Division 1

That consists of Todo, Momo, and KamiJirou as enforcers and two others idk I haven’t decided yet

BUT ANYWAY Inspector!Todo takes his job very seriously like Gino in pp s1 bc not only is there living up to Endeavor's reputation, its also making sure he doesn’t fuck up his psycho pass bc he’s not the first one to walk down the MWPSB path

Bc knowing me, ofc im gonna throw in Dabi there and ofc its going to be Dabi who was the first one to become an inspector for the MWPSB like Endeavor and ofc his story is that his pp falls down into latent criminal status and he’s demoted into Enforcer

And duh Endeavor is disappointed af that his eldest became an Enforcer and thus becomes that trash dad he is putting pressure on Todo to do better than his brother

And this is just more backstory not related to tdmm but y’all need context so.....

Dabi's an Enforcer who somehow manages to run away from house arrest in the MWPSB while on a mission and goes into hiding bc duh Sybil's got eyes everywhere

So on the run Latent Criminal Dabi manages to join up with Shigaraki's gang who are also a bunch of LCs hiding underground, and you can guess the rest but also more on that later

Ok back to tdmm:

Todo always tries to keep his crime coefficient at like 65 bc it really doesn’t go any lower considering he is under stress and he knows and that makes it worse so ya really like s1 Gino

Momo's good with her pp like Akane is so honestly it keeps around 20-30

(And for those that didn’t know, crime coefficients: 0-100 = you’re good, 100-300 = latent criminal, 300+ = Sybil doesn’t like you)

And Jirou probably hang around 110-120... Kaminari probs a little higher 150ish and part of me wants to make him like Kagari whos pp has been above 100 his whole life but nah im not gonna do that bc that’s playing the trope card

Anyway........

Other MWPSB members probably like this:

already mentioned All Might and Endeavor as top inspectors

Nedzu as the chief bc he knows and y k n o w from s1 👀👀👀

Division 2 is probs led by Inspector!Deku and Inspector!Bakugou under the mentorship of All Might

(another part of me wants to put Enforcer!Bakugou on tdmm's team but im really fighting myself over this)

Aizawa is Professor Saiga. thats it there’s nothing else.

Ok i lied maybe something else lmao idk mebbe Aizawa was an inspector during All Might’s and Endeavor’s generation but retired bc his pp was getting cloudy AND he clouds other people

but that doesn’t stop Dhinsou from getting mentored by him and eyyy Shinsou becomes the MWPSB's interrogator like Saiga does in s2

idk whos gonna be the analyst yet bc im learning toward Tsuyu for some reason

wait no scratch that. Eccentric analyst should be HATSUME MEI bc ofc shjfkaoa

Kendou, Tetsutetsu, Monoma and Yui and idk who else from 1-B make up Division 3 bc must have Class B in there and KendouMomo friendship okay

OKAY now then......

AfO is criminally asymptomatic (aka is villain af but Sybil doesn’t recognize his CC as what it really is) bc ofc he is

And guess what, Shig is too

So AfO nurtures Shig into a master manipulator n all that bc ofc he does bc "they’re both special"

And ofc AfO learns the secret of Sybil and becomes part of Sybil too bc y’know that’s how it is

But Shig doesn’t know that and he’s on a mission to find out where adoptive criminally asymptomatic mastermind dad went

But really this story will be Shig v Deku's team cuz gotta keep it organic

And tdmm's team will be v Dabi BC Y’KNOW

Makishima's role from the original pp will prob be divided between Shig and Dabi bc ya, sure, Shig is criminally asymptomatic but Dabi was an Inspector and knows the ins and outs of MWPSB so that’s why he joins Shig so they can play the system

So like, pp s1 there’s a bunch of cases that tdmm team goes thru thus:

1) one of em is Overhaul who runs a drug ring selling drugs that artificially lowers one's psycho pass

2) Gentle whos been quarantined his whole life in rehab bc his pp has been 100+ his whole life but breaks out bc he just really wants to be an Inspector of the MWPSB

And now the meat of tdmm is that they've been partners for a long time on Division 1 but even though they’re the same rank Momo relies on Todo too often for decisions on how to handle a case and Todo's always under pressure from Endeavor, he doesn,t ask for help when really EVERYONE CAN SEE IT. HE NEEDS MOMO AS HIS EMOTIONAL CRUTCH

Okay so idk what he actually did to incite the case (probably tried to bomb smth tbh) but the general idea is after tdmm team runs into Dabi and they confront him like Kogami + Akane did with Makishima at the tower. Basically, Todo loses it with seeing Touya becoming Dabi and tries to lethal eliminate him but ofc Momo knows that’s not the right thing to do since Dabi's coeff isnt 300+ yet and has to stop Todo but also stop Dabi from getting away

And Todo seeing Dabi makes his pp creep up reaaalllly close to 100+ which is Todo's greatest fear

So. Momo in the moment has to like throw the dominators away, tie up Todo or smth and knock out dabi all in a split second

And then finally todo comes to his senses while tied up and collapses on the floor like "im sorry.... thank you Momo. I believed in you"

And she collapses on the floor beside him too and they both kinda just put their heads together to take a moment bc ahsjjdslfs the whole situation was just too much

AT THE VERY END FINALE (assuming Dabi escapes like Makishima did or smth) WHEN TODO FINDS HIM, DABI'S GONNA BE LIKE "Im happy it ends this way and happy you found her bc I didn’t have someone like that to keep me afloat under all of dad's pressure"

(Note: whatever "ends this way" entails has yet to be decided)

(But he’s not gonna die and im not making Todo a killer)

this story could end with him leaving the country like Kogami did

And hey y’know what. lets do that. He escapes. that’s a re-occuring theme here lol

FOR FUNSIES:

The blossoming romance w Momo is what keeps Todo’s pp down. like it gradually drops from 65 to 40ish and he doesn’t notice it as plot and romance goes on until the very end when, the day after the finale when Dabi escapes, he wakes up, has an Official Date™ w Momo and then checks his pp later which suddenly is at 40

Qjdkkfsk how funny would it be if every time Todo thinks pervy thoughts of Momo his pp tracker spikes up from 40 to 70+ and whoever checks the trackers see it 😂😂😂

Bakugou just happens to check the monitors as Deku walks in like "Kacchan lets go its our shift" and Deku sees it too and he gets worried and consults Iida who talks to Kaminari bc he’s on Todo’s team and it goes around the MWPSB like wildfire among all the guys

So going out for drinks later is like 8 of them sans the Enforcers and really, most of the time Deku and Bakugou have their pp under control but when Todo tells them abt that moment, everyone is too sh00k and then THE WHOLE GROUP'S PP GETS TOO HIGH AND CAUSES AN AREA EFFECT ADKJDFJDAHSFK

the iinspectors themselves instigate a psycho hazard and the enforcers that stayed back, particularly the girls are like what the fuCK Guys

It probably becomes an inside joke among all the guys some ways down the line. they had to do their own damage control and it was A Disaster™ 😂😂😂

Aizawa is still the captain of the ship in this au bc even though he’s basically Saiga and retired, All might & Endeavor tell bkdk and tdmm's team to consult him bc he has really good insight on cases

and when Aizawa meets tdmm when they consult with him over Dabi's case he's so ONBOARD

And mebbe helps out with Todo's pp problem like dropping hints that hey, y’know, mebbe your partner can help - in more ways than one - if you just listen to her instead of tryna bottle it up all yourself

kamijirou has had a bet for how long it'll take them to fuck since they've been assigned under tdmm

Aizawa joins in on the bet

And honestly Bakugou probably does too only bc he gets pissed off looking at the unresolved sexual tension and being the victim so he wants to win

> archives masterpost 

[pffbts]

↳ bts: the way i see them.

―author`s note: this is a rough characterization which might not all be the real thing. literally, the longest thing i wrote here. even though it was exhausting, i can say i`m proud of myself. i hope you understand my pov for each and every one of them. and if you want you can tell me which one caught your eye the most in my ask box! anyway, happy reading, lovelies!<3

 ―seokjin

you`ll feel like the luckiest person, i swear.

as if that`s the home you need.

because seokjin is a homebody, as much as i`ve witnessed him to be.

he`ll always cook―yes, that`s his number one business.

he`s not going to let you come any closer to the kitchen or the gas or the microwave even though you continue to plead him that it`s alright and that you can at least make him a nice cup of tea or coffee once in a while.

in return of that he will tell you to treat him with tea or coffee at some fancy café, thus involving the investment of your credit/debit card.

now to the good part: pyjamas shopping

ever heard of that? no, i guess.

but it`s like a free item, or like a compulsory item/characteristic that comes with dealing and having seokjin in your life.

he loves his pyjamas, that`s his ‘loml’

probably owns too many for you to steal and he won`t even notice, i guarantee you.

people usually go for window shopping at some fancy store but kim seokjin will forget about window shopping and enter into the store to buy bear printed pyjamas.

if he`s in a good mood, he`ll probably buy you some too.

he`ll always end up calling you from the other side of the store in that loud, childish enthusiastic voice to see if the pink suits him or the baby blue one.

“which one do you think i`ll look good in?”

“jin, it`s not a suit. just get something that`s comfortable for you.”

“yahhh! i want to be presentable to you. choose one!”

against your wish, he`ll end up buying three sets of pink pyjamas.

you wanted the blue one, btw.

now to the best part of the century: guitar obsession.

literally, i feel like there are not many people who know that seokjin, indeed self-taught himself the guitar during the wings tour.

i, myself was so happy to see that.

he looked so calm and himself when he played it.

tbh if you ever hear him once playing it, you`ll be obsessed.

you`ll drag his guitar every time and request him to play it.

seokjin will be literally standing in his towel, his upper body still wet after the a nice warm shower and you`ll be sitting on your bed telling him to start playing.

your reason: “you look hot. now play me some sexy songs.”

seokjin doesn`t know why but you`re his cutest lil shit.

you never fail to make him laugh out loud or fall in love with you harder than the last day.

sometimes his ears would go red if he continues to stare at you for more than two minutes.

he gets flustered too soon and ends up gathering his composure after too many loud bursts of whining.

seokjin is the type of person to take care of our food supplies, he will not forget to pick you up from your workplace/college on time, never fails to make the most delicious tiffin.

like who even needs canteen food and fancy decorative restaurant food when you have none other than kim seokjin to take care of you.

he`ll be a little savage sometimes but that`s okay―it`s his way of loving you.

 at the end of the day, keeping you happy and content is his only business.

―yoongi

uncharacteristic at its finest.

no doubt the reason you`ll fall in love with him genuinely would be because of his uncharacteristic smile���those savouring gummies on display for you to eye feast on.

he`s the kind of person who will be the reserved and shy ones during the first couple of meetings but then as they open up like turning pages after pages in those story books, you`ll end up putting your palm up against his mouth to stop him from continuing his further liberal and capitalistic jokes.

the reason you`ll end up never leaving him because he was holding your hand all the time.

strangely that`s a very cherry on the top situation you can ever encounter with min yoongi

this man, however poised he is, never fails to make you feel special and it`s not like making food for you or arranging your clothes.

but rather he will look into the tiniest details and whenever you`ll scrunch your nose at that eye shadow shade, he`ll jump in from the other side of the room―his thousand dollars headphone around his neck like those three dollars chain (you know what i did right there, yes bye.) and tell you that you look beautiful nonetheless.

you`ll end up having a no make-up look and he`ll still never waver to look at your direction all the time.

 he`s just that kind of person―never underestimating the real you and always silently curious of what it is that makes up to you.

the most fun part with yoongi will be napping―yes, i understand that`s the dumbest thing i ever said but see what i`m trying to imply here.

you`ll never be bored because he `ll find some reason to make you feel less bored.

he`ll throw different ideas about how he wants to nap and what he wants to do.

you`re glad that one of that idea actually worked aka napping in different countries.

but it`ll be six hours with snacks spread in front of both of you and yoongi would be lying on the sofa talking like a drunk yet a sane person and you`ll be munching onto the lays while discussing a serious topic of napping.

a very peculiar person but unusually a good peculiar, you see.

for most of the time, he will not give any effort and just silently let you know that he loves you but when he gets loud, boy, does he get loud.

he`ll end up writing 349873897483 songs about you and you`ll never get bored of them cause they`re made with love.

he compares his love for you like poetry―literally liberal poetry.

i`ve no idea how he does that but that man―*sigh* you should be blessed you met him, held him and talked with him because i don`t think you`ll ever regret loving that one man. 

  ―hoseok

hmmm, first of all, figures, sun, laughter.

those are the three things that define jung hoseok of who he is.

also, another word―the much need glucose of my scorching Indian summer days.

alright, that was a phrase.

anyway, hoseok isn`t an easy person.

i can assure you that because the people who laugh a lot, talk a lot and are loud af 24/7 are the ones who hide the most.

it`ll take a lot of sad movies, a lot of sad memories to erupt at the same time for him to tear up.

i guess no one will fucking forget mama 2018.

hoseok isn`t an easy person but he`ll be the easiest one to talk to first.

it`s the understanding part that will take a while. but all that is in the insides.

let`s start with the outside―that is, his bright side.

he`s a dancer, so obviously he`ll be the energy in-between both of you.

sometimes i don`t know why but having him around you will feel like as if he`s transferring bit by bit of his energy into you and soon, you`ll find yourself swaying with that, swaying and moving with him.

that`s where your freedom of laughing freely starts, you`ll throw your hands in the air while he`ll be quick to hold onto them tightly and make you twirl on your own.

he`ll make those sounds as if putting the bgm to shame.

tbh having jung hoseok in your life is like living a constant life on a reel with sounds providing the perfect synopsis to your actions.

he`s like tunes you`ll never end up hating but nevertheless love to hold onto.

hoseok isn`t much of a work freak.

but he`ll be there to make things helpful for you, like if you need help with some stuff―he`ll be always up for some hand.

of course, you won`t have to be worried about the neatness of your room.

he`ll always end up putting things at the right places by the start of your week but will be expecting to meet with a mess of what you`re by the starting of the weekend.

but he doesn`t mind.

seriously, he doesn`t. yes, he does get frustrated but that`ll only show at the point when you both are in a stable relationship with each other. in the beginning i guess, he`ll exhale loudly, sigh a lot while arranging your stuff but he`ll not complain.

even though he`ll nag at the stable point of your relationship, he`ll just try to put things together inside you―sometimes changes are good, right??

also, the thing about hoseok is that―his temper fluctuates a lot.

but just like i said before, he won`t show that much often, not until he`s too much in this ride with you.

if you, by any chance break that tight and taut shell of his then he`ll breakdown a lot.

he`ll let you take a stroll inside his mind and especially his heart.

he`ll start getting raw with whatever he`s going through. but he`ll continue to assure you that he`s still the same happy guy whenever he`s around you

the reason, i guess, he doesn`t show these insides of his is because he doesn`t want you to feel down. he doesn`t want to become a different set of sadness on top of your own.

he wants to keep things neat, bright and vibrant for you.

he would rather be the brightest thing in this room of yours than the moon that gets overshadowed by clouds on some frequent occasions.

to conclude everything, he wants to live happily and he wants you to live happily before both of your time fades away.

―namjoon

*sighs*

a calming yet chaotic person striving hard to let you know that happiness exists in the saddest places on this earth.

yep, that`s what namjoon is.

keeping up with namjoon is difficult because he doesn`t blend in with every situation.

he likes to keep that distance you can`t see with naked eyes.

it would take a few moments for you to understand that this guy isn`t always what he let people show.

just like hoseok, namjoon has two sides of himself but for namjoon`s case, he lives in his insides rather than outsides like hoseok.

he keeps things real, and to do that he writes a lot.

a whole ‘mono’ exists to prove that point.

forget about his use of auto-tune here and there in the songs of that playlist and just go through the words.

he makes you think even though you don`t think that often and he`ll make you google things up to understand the depth of the facts he stated.

he keeps things simple.

from his clothes to his mind―he hates complicating things and that`s such a beautiful thing i can never fully describe you.

he hobbies are simple too―going for casual walks and visiting non-historical places aka parks, lake sides, river sides.

cycle is his best friend. #KimDaily is proof.

physically through a stout man, he doesn`t carry himself like that.

i`m going to say this again and again until you slap me hard but namjoon is a simpleton―he keeps thinking too simply that words don`t get stuck and gets overflowed through his hand.

i personally, relate to that.

but he`s overthinker―strange combination, i know but he thinks and complicates things a lot which makes him frustrated and so he writes a lot.

that`s the exact reason he`s always the one who contributes to the music making of Bangtan a lot more than the other three writers (hoseok & yoongi)

he runs out of words―yes, namjoon do runs out of words. if you watch some of his interviews, he stops and thinks what word to choose at that certain situation.

and you want to know why? because he has too many things at the same time in his mind and sometimes he can`t even pinpoint on single syllable over the other.

keeping up with namjoon means keeping up with his philosophical side too.

you`ll probably end up woke till 4 in the morning because human emotions are a mind-blowing concept to discuss with kim namjoon and sure it is! when it involves namjoon, it`ll always turn out to be the best thing to talk about.

namjoon`s source of entertainment isn`t for everyone.

for me, i think it`s perfect.

library dates? fuck, that`s better than sex.

to love him is to love him with your insides because this man doesn`t believe in the outsides of that person.

he prefers to dwell in the insides and pull out the string which will become the next topic of debate for both of you.

he`ll keep you on your toes when he finishes a book because then he`ll tell you everything about the characters which you, yourself couldn`t find.

he`ll tell you about things you never knew and you`ll realize that he`s by far the best thing after google.

he`s the nerd that is handsome, strong and had beautiful hands which are soft like feather.

so hold onto them tightly and don`t forget to give him his kisses.

―jimin

park jimin, you beautiful creature.

first of all, thank his parents.

listen, this man is the epitome of love.

he has always been that hard-working kid at the front of your class, never getting distracted. always loving what he does at that moment.

his parents are supportive of what he does and he never discourages them.

instead he saddens himself by degrading himself.

nothing makes me happy than knowing that he is in a better place of mind now, that he calls himself cute this days, that he loves the word ‘lovely’ too much.

 that he says, ‘i love you’ too aggressively in English these days.

i think smile suits him better than those smexy sunglasses, right?

talking about sunglass―btw, just like seokjin`s pyjama obsession, i think jimin has a knack for buying too many aesthetic coloured sunglasses.

you`ll probably end up buying too many of them too if you ever go out with him.

he`ll always make sure you`re getting enough share of food and everything necessary to survive in life.

he`ll always look out for the time you spend overworking yourself and drag you to take a rest.

but when you do the same, he`ll be like ‘babe, no worries. see i`m so strong!’

he is the kind of person i fucking need in life.

the kind of person who listens and doesn`t stop himself from crying along with you.

he`ll always lend you that undivided attention, that unshared shoulder to lean onto.

he`ll pick up the pieces for you and give you the time and space.

never will he once try to invade a space inside you without your permission.

though a flirty type of person, he is serious too.

he knows when to draw the line and the reason he is like that maybe because he loves skinship a lot.

yep, even though i`m not a big fan of skinship, park jimin sure makes me wonder what`s it like to cuddle for three hours with the loml.

thank you, jimin, now i`m depressed.

i don`t know about kinks that much but park jimin 3873873% has a praise kink.

and sure why the fuck not.

he`s after all a very beautiful, god-like person from inside and out and you better give him some love while passing by the street beside him.

100% shirt guy aka my type.

99.9% of the times that i`ve seen jimin, he`s always wearing light coloured or pastel shaded shirt and boy, he looks so good in them.

he looks better when his hair is half-wet and it`s messy.

he looks more beautiful when his face is bare and his eyes don`t have that perfect eye shadow.

his eye smiles. f u c k.

you`ll end up squeezing his face 23.5 hours a day and he won`t mind because he likes the way your skin feels against him.

also, just like hoseok his temper is very similar too. so i won`t explain much on that cause it`s too similar for me. like, no wonder whoever made them roommates, they know what`s cooking.

you`ll probably end up staying up another night with him watching too many cat videos. it`s thing that come in the whole package so you really can`t avoid even if you`re not a cat person.

on a serious note: the more you give him, the more he`ll cross the boundary of love. he`ll make you overwhelmed and thirsty with the needs.

he`ll not stop until he gives his all to you.

he`ll want you to keep going on with your life even though he knows it`s hard. he`ll give you his voice, his shoulders, his chest to rest for a while―to make you distract, to let you think of nothing but the warmth that radiate through his shirt.

he`ll probably end up loving you more than what`s meant to be and you`ll always end up thinking what did exactly you do to deserve such a precious human being.

―taehyung

i`m really tired but he`s my ultimate bias, the loml so here we go.

wow, i`m already blushing.

anyway, let`s go!

kim taehyung is the perfect definition of loving some fictional character so much that you want them to be real.

he`ll do the most animated stuff in real life and you`ll question your eyes.

but he`ll prove you wrong.

he`ll walk up to you, put on a simple snapback cap and a simple white/black t-shirt and boom! he`s the boy next door or the senior in school you`ve a crush on.

he stops everything from spinning around you and never hesitates to be honest with you.

for me he`s the most inside person ever. more than both namjoon even.

like namjoon can be vocal about his thought a few time but taehyung―no, at least i`ve not seen him much often.

even if he does, he will not talk much about himself.

he`ll try to sidetrack the conversation and make it about more of the others than of his.

taehyung dwells with the insides that continues to remain a secret to me.

if you think about it much harder, we basically know nothing about him apart from his little hobbies.

but the few things that you`ll end up encountering with him are: reading too many manga/comics over time and comparing the number of aesthetic earrings of each other.

taehyung`s wishes and habits are innocent like even though he`s a completely different person on stage.

but we all know that.

it`s because that`s a stage and you can`t just reveal the roughest patches of your character to a whole audience waiting to feed their insatiable hunger.

even though he likes investing in clothes and accessories, he does it to distract himself.

he`s the kind of person who doesn`t go out very often stays up inside his room with a jar of mixed fruit jam and bread on top of the bedside cupboard to diminish the sudden hunger while he`s binge-watching the newest anime.

he`ll end up listening to too many songs at the same time because he`s in that mood.

the one thing i love about him is that he loves to remember the little things that people usually forget about each other or the moment they`re living in.

he`ll remember the feelings, the way his heart swelled up when he looked at you, or the way his mouth wavered when he couldn`t scold his favorite character for doing something foolish.

he loves the little things and for me even though he looks into those details he never judges them.

he will respect you and never discourage you to be what you really are.

he will expect you to do the same thing in return.

dates with him will involves―too many junk foods, too much time to spend in museums and learning the names of capitals, too many time spent in loose clothes.

he`ll always be the type of rather buy clothes online than going store to store for that perfect fit.

also, apart from seokjin, i think taehyung is another homebody.

maybe that`s the reason he knows where to draw the line and never cross what he shouldn`t.

even though he`s a homebody, he isn`t much of a help with household works but tbh that doesn`t even matter.

if you want you can be the mess together. if you want you can spend a whole day cleaning while laughing at each other`s stupid mishaps.

i think those days will turn out well if you resonate enough with him because he`ll make sure to gift you the same resonance.

―jeongguk

will he ever stop being the cutest brat in the whole world?

i personally, don`t want him to stop.

jeon jeongguk, you mastermind of weightlifting.

first of all, being with him mean he`ll definitely use you as a weight lifting object or like being the weight which he can keep up with.

meaning, out 5/7 days in a week, you`ll end up half-asleep at 4 in the morning while sitting Indian style on top of his back while he does push-ups.

he`ll let you sleep for those extra hours later on though.

i mean he grew up well with seven characters inside him.

so basically you`ll find all of them inside him.

being with him is like being with seven men at the same time but jeongguk has his own flavour too.

even though he`ll act like his hyungs, he`ll have you a taste of his own at that stable point of your relationship with him.

first he`ll show you his fun side, his strong muscle side but then as times passes, as seasons come along with the progress of your relationship with him, he`ll show you the bigger picture.

the bigger picture that is him sitting his purple coloured studio listening to the saddest love songs, trying to write the happiest lyrics, eating too many foods as occasional mukbangs.

he`ll end up crying a lot and you`ll end up becoming his side pillow most of the time.

but it`ll be too overwhelming on your side because he`ll become the small spoon and you`ll feel like you`re holding the whole solar system in your arms with hot and cold combined.

like taehyung, he liked storing memories but for him to notice the details takes a while because he`s still a kid and innocent and most importantly, impatient.

he`ll roll the clip for the tenth time and then he`ll realize the detail and when he does, boy, have you seen that smile?

ugh, my chest hurts.

for him, catching details come with the person who holds them. for example, have you seen the way he looks up to namjoon or like how he always gives jimin special attention.

he knows who needs what but he waits for his chance.

sometimes as for his young age, he sure does jump onto the conclusion but that`s just childish and you shouldn`t take that side of him seriously.

clearly, he`s joking.

but jeongguk knows where to joke and where to not.

for me, gguk is the one among all the seven who possess the most flaws.

he has a lot of rough edges and he needs some polishing on that.

but that`s acceptable. he`s literally watching six different types of human being all the time and he`s clearly confused unknowingly whom to completely follow.

so i feel like at some point in his 30s, jeongguk will become what he really is.

for now, he`s young and the youngest of his group so he`ll be okay.

he`ll grow up strong and be the best boy in the world.

so yes, give him the love he needs and never let him stop from showing his true colours because i`m sure, he`s something more than what meets the eyes.

[vindictalead]

@saltyact​ said ;  ☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. It’s time to spread positivity ≖‿≖ ｡ｏ♡☆ ಠ_ಠ.｡ｏ♡ ಥ_ಥ //--every time I blink you have more blogs so this goes to all of them too! Even the ones I haven't interacted with!! ≖‿≖

AAAAAAAAA Honestly?? you are absolutely right, i make blogs like making popcorn and i am the ultimate enabler hahaha!  & tbh, it doesn´t help the fact that recently I´ve just gotten into that mobile game called obey me, and you might see me in the future making a muse from there---- But! jokes aside if it weren´t for your blog i would have never known who Bartholomew Roberts was in fgo! i even researched about the real pirate because i got curious over the whole "rules" thing! it is very interesting and both of your blogs are great quality content!!

[josiecarioca]

I Wish you would write a Story about about Sev being a squib or Post -war Sev losing His magic.

Hey, there, anon!

I think both ideas are very interesting, but something about Snape being a squib makes me think it would be too sad for me to enjoy writing it. Is not that I have a problem with writing depressing things (I sure as heck don´t as you can tell by some of my stuff, lol), but squib!Sev has the potential to be almost too bleak to bear. 

For one the way squibs are treated by wizarding society is, in on itself, depressing. They´re almost un-persons. JKR´s narrative barely bothers with aknowledging Squibs exist unless it´s to reminds us Filch is a total dick and Arabella Figg is some crazy cat lady whose house smells of cabbage. Wizarding society either shuns them (Marius Black being flat out disowned) or treats them as barely citizens and almost objects to be used (Voldemort allows Filch to stick around as if he´s an old piece of furniture he forgot to get rid of, on Dumbledore´s  orders, Figg is more or less a glorified occasional baby sitter until it´s necessary for her to have a voice for like two minutes so she can save Harry´s ass).

 Even the Weasleys who are treated ad a paragon of absolute goodness are still pretty awful to squibs: Molly´s cousin is never even talked about in their home. (That one left a horrible taste in my mouth tbh…I mean, wtf, Weasleys? So embracing of muggleborns and half -bloods but you treat YOUR OWN FAMILY MEMBER like this? Because he´s a squib? Something he can´t help?). If the “good guys” treat squibs like this, it makes you wonder if Filch was really just a surly bastard or if he was simply embittered from being basically treated as a pariah his whole life. (That Snape seems to treat him at least like a person, is a whole other topic of discussion, could it be that Severus knows the man is a social outcast and doesn´t feel inclined to add to it, or maybe having grown up among muggles he wasn´t as exposed to this particular brand of very specific prejudice?).

Now for little Severus, who grew up poor, neglected and a victm of domestic violence in a dysfunctional home, it seems a bit excessive to make him a squib on top of it all. Magic was basically the only good thing he had going for him, and his only way out of poverty and abuse (it threw him in another f*cked up situation with the Marauders, but at least it gave him more agency and  options in terms of having a future.) To take this away from him would be honestly too much, and I dare say he might not even have made it to adulthood (no way out of his abusive home, even deeper emotional issues…canon Snape already had it rough, squib Snape would be a certain candidate for homlessness, severe depression, suicidal tendencies and possibly a tragic end).

Snape losing his powers after the war however, while still very despressing, is more interesting a concept, imo. In “Post War” Snape is suffering from PTSD (nightmares, night terrors, flashbacks, instrusive thoughts, emotional avoidance etc) and he is disabled. Some of the nerves on his hand have been torn when he instinctively tried to defend himself from Nagini, and his neck injuries still cause him a lot of pain and discomfort. In my story he relies on magic to make up for it. He runs his daily chores almost exclusively on magic, makes extensive use of wandless magic and relies on his wand for potion making much more than he ever did before. He´s also very reliant on magical painkillers to manage the pain. If you take magic away from him in a Post War scenario, I think it would affect his already existing issues in a rather significant way.

In my story, Severus is at least willing to work through his trauma because he knows he´s still needed as he´s working with the Ministry to investigate rogue DEs, and because that was the deal he made with Shacklebolt: his cooperation in exchange for Evelyn´s safety. Without magic his ability to do that would be greatly dimished. He would still be a valuable informant, but he wouldn´t be an active spy. His PTSD and depression would certainly be much worse, and he would be much less inclined to open up to the possibilty of  even befriending Evelyn. I think she may still have broken through his resistance to interact, but it would be a much longer and more complicated process. 

And finaly, he wouldn´t have a “tool” to work around his disability. He would have to find other ways to deal with it, to adapt and it would be difficult. He would have to cope with doing everyday activities the muggle way while disabled, and he would have to either depend on a supplier for his painkillers or make do with muggle alternatives, which are not as effective. He would be in pain much more often, and wouldn´t be as active or self-reliant. In combination with his psychological trauma, this could be devastating to his already fragile self esteem and sense of self-worth. All of that would also affect his relationship with Evelyn. He would certainly be much more hesitant to pursue a relationship with her, in this scenario, and if a relationship did develop, they´d have much more to overcome to make it work. Which is an intriguing concept to be honest with you.

Thanks for the ask! These are two a very interesting AU takes!

[inappropriatefangirlneeds]

Playlist Taggy Thangs The rules: load yo’ playlist, shuffle it and share the first 10 songs that come up. Simple enough. And then you gotta tag some people.

I got tagged by the unexcelled @owlettica Thank you!!  “Excuse Me, I Think Got a Heartache”—CAKE  is really kind of totally nice, I guess that one will stick a while with me ^^ And I gotta publicly confess that the tagging happened ages ago, I´ve no excuse for the delay (Edit: For the last part of this I actually have one, I don´t have a legit suffle everything option and I´ve just spent way too much time to put a shit ton of stuff in three spotify playlists, still not everything but quite a lot, also why is spotify like that and doesn´t have a legit shuffle all option ..) but here we go. 

1. Another sry right away cause I´m gonna cheat for this one and list the song that was running when I started the post, and because I´ve been listening to nothing but them lately, I still need to watch the second ESC Semi and the ESC.. but until then ..Hatari time  HATARI – HATRIÐ MUN SIGRA

2.  Ghost - Ghuleh / Zombie Queen   I love ghost but there is a tiny something that I don´t like about this one and I can´t put my finger on it what it is, maybe just the title/lyrics idk.  3. 3OH!3 - Love 2012  I don´t think I ever listened to this before but 3OH!3 is fun, stoopid and horrible often but fun, but wow that track could need some more energy,   4 Bathory - The lake  a pretty one 5. Alice Cooper - Trash  I thought I had crawled out of my recent deep deep Alice Cooper hole but seems I´m still just balancing on the edge, good thing that this song is not one of the better 6. The Beach Boys - Be With Me  that one´s slightly creeping me out tbh  7.  Týr - Evening Star   I might slowly have the distance I needed to get into Tyr again, solid one, can´t complain  8.  Peter Alexander - Mir geht ein Bumvidibum im Kopf herum, ah he always makes me feel like things are okay and then I get sad that they aren´t but not yet .. just gonna enjoy some bumvidibums some more  9.  Debauchery - Armies Of Immortals what a contrast, but still fun just a different kind 10.  Can Bonomo - Veyse  oh another ESC foundling, I really like his voice, it´s just so difficult to keep track of songs when you don´t understand the language like that one, I do´t recall that title at all  ^^° 

Tagging, but only if you want to of course!: @sunlitroom @millicentcordelia @littlehollyleaf @victoriavaleska  @edward-nygma-is-my-addiction @seltsamkind @zellaphone @nyxneon @maysgreatnewusername and YOU, yes YOU!